1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:12,698 --> 00:00:15,701 Anyone see you, mo-fuckers? Coast is clear. 2 00:00:15,736 --> 00:00:18,704 Come on in, mo-fuckers. Gimme that, I'm starving. 3 00:00:19,205 --> 00:00:20,671 Straight up, man. Listen. My man Scamp, 4 00:00:20,706 --> 00:00:23,209 he got the ends on the whole Snoop tour, baby. 5 00:00:23,709 --> 00:00:26,212 The whole tour, coast to coast , nation wide, city to city. 6 00:00:26,247 --> 00:00:29,680 He's gonna have the dope to drop at every show 7 00:00:29,715 --> 00:00:32,218 and we is gonna collect top-dollar commission, homie 8 00:00:32,253 --> 00:00:34,220 - How many points? - Ten piece each. 9 00:00:34,255 --> 00:00:35,721 Ten fucking piece each! 10 00:00:36,222 --> 00:00:37,723 That's twenty-grand, mother fuckers! 11 00:00:37,758 --> 00:00:39,190 - I'm telling you, man. - Bam! 12 00:00:39,225 --> 00:00:41,227 Lose that bam shit. That shit is wacked, man. 13 00:00:41,727 --> 00:00:43,247 Don't ever say that again. A'ight, T. 14 00:00:43,264 --> 00:00:45,696 Fuck, yo, J, on the real, 15 00:00:45,731 --> 00:00:48,234 this time, there can't be no mistakes 16 00:00:48,734 --> 00:00:50,814 The truck is gonna be here Thursday morning, alright? 17 00:00:51,237 --> 00:00:52,703 We're gonna load up the cheeba 18 00:00:52,738 --> 00:00:54,218 and we're gonna go straight to Moncton 19 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,742 for the first show and throw it down, baby. 20 00:00:56,777 --> 00:00:58,209 This shit's gonna drop. 21 00:00:58,244 --> 00:01:00,996 We got a serious deal lined up with DVD, T and J-Roc. 22 00:01:01,031 --> 00:01:03,749 They know a guy that knows a guy that knows a promoter 23 00:01:03,784 --> 00:01:05,216 for the Snoop Dog show in Moncton. 24 00:01:05,251 --> 00:01:07,253 The guy's gonna buy 250 pounds of weed off us, 25 00:01:07,753 --> 00:01:09,554 pay for it up front, which is fucking awesome. 26 00:01:09,755 --> 00:01:11,222 Trevor, let's go. Chips. 27 00:01:11,257 --> 00:01:14,260 So basically, we need a big ri g to haul the dope up to Moncton 28 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,762 Problem is, these two fuck-ups steal a propane truck. 29 00:01:16,797 --> 00:01:18,764 So now we gotta empty out all the propane, 30 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:20,231 then we'll jam the weed in the tank 31 00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:22,268 and drive it up there, so it's gonna work out. 32 00:01:22,303 --> 00:01:24,270 Trevor, more chips, let's go 33 00:01:26,272 --> 00:01:27,738 Basically, peach and cake. 34 00:01:27,773 --> 00:01:30,776 But it just pisses me off that these two are always fucking up. 35 00:01:30,811 --> 00:01:34,745 Anyway... gonna be rich. 36 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:36,282 Everybody still thinks I'm living in jail, though, right? 37 00:01:36,782 --> 00:01:37,783 The streets is talking. You're good. 38 00:01:37,818 --> 00:01:38,784 It's all good, man. 39 00:01:39,285 --> 00:01:40,751 Nobody knows I'm living under my mom's trailer? 40 00:01:40,786 --> 00:01:43,254 'Cause that'd be wacked, T. I know, man. Come on now 41 00:01:43,289 --> 00:01:45,791 If I don't go out hard... Your fate's in our hand, man 42 00:01:45,826 --> 00:01:47,258 The plan's working to perfection. 43 00:01:47,293 --> 00:01:50,296 And my record's gonna drop . We're going to the top. 44 00:02:32,838 --> 00:02:34,340 Alright, boys, let's do this . It's gonna be easy. 45 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:35,806 You know why? 46 00:02:35,841 --> 00:02:37,308 'Cause Lahey and Randy are stupid as fuck. 47 00:02:37,343 --> 00:02:39,310 - What are we gonna do? - Get over here, Corey. 48 00:02:39,345 --> 00:02:41,847 Did you guys put the costume s out with Lahey's garbage? 49 00:02:41,882 --> 00:02:43,866 We laid them out so they could see them. 50 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:45,851 What now? Just get in the truck, boys. 51 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:13,879 It's some kind of fuckin distraction for those shitnicks! 52 00:03:21,887 --> 00:03:23,889 Brake burn, Ricky. 53 00:03:23,924 --> 00:03:25,856 Shit! Get the fuck- 54 00:03:25,891 --> 00:03:28,394 - Hang on, hang on. There's a stick here. 55 00:03:28,894 --> 00:03:30,395 Barbara, how you doing? 56 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,862 Uh, Randy, why don't you g o 57 00:03:31,897 --> 00:03:34,900 and get our uniforms from the car, please. 58 00:03:34,935 --> 00:03:36,919 Welcome. 59 00:03:36,954 --> 00:03:38,869 Have a seat. 60 00:03:38,904 --> 00:03:41,407 I'll pour you a little, uh , a little stiffener. 61 00:03:41,907 --> 00:03:44,910 Jim, whatever happened to the way things used to be 62 00:03:44,945 --> 00:03:46,912 Yeah. 63 00:03:49,415 --> 00:03:51,917 Yeah, well, I have to sell the park, Jim 64 00:03:52,418 --> 00:03:53,384 Think about that. 65 00:03:53,419 --> 00:03:55,921 Yeah, Barb, I've been thinking about nothing else. 66 00:03:56,422 --> 00:03:57,923 I think it's a bad decision. 67 00:03:58,424 --> 00:04:00,926 Yeah. You know, I miss the simpler days. 68 00:04:00,961 --> 00:04:02,893 Before the drinking, before Randy. 69 00:04:02,928 --> 00:04:04,930 Yeah, when we used to go camping together 70 00:04:04,965 --> 00:04:06,397 in this old thing. 71 00:04:06,432 --> 00:04:09,435 , - Yeah, I've come to terms with your life and I accept it 72 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:11,937 but I just want us to be able to move on. 73 00:04:12,438 --> 00:04:14,905 - Move on? - Yeah, you know I'm... 74 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:18,444 You wouldn't have my old engagement ring around, 75 00:04:18,479 --> 00:04:19,445 would you? 76 00:04:19,945 --> 00:04:22,447 - Who's getting engaged? - Ah, Randy, thanks. 77 00:04:22,482 --> 00:04:24,950 Uh, just wait outside for a sec, bud, will you? 78 00:04:25,451 --> 00:04:26,917 I'll be right out there. 79 00:04:26,952 --> 00:04:28,454 Randy. Whatever, Mr. Lahey. 80 00:04:30,456 --> 00:04:32,923 I don't know what it is, but I just got a bad feeling 81 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:34,460 s something's gonna happen today . There's just so much stres 82 00:04:34,495 --> 00:04:36,015 with the dope and the Snoopy Dogg thing 83 00:04:36,462 --> 00:04:38,429 e and I got Barb wanting to spend time with m 84 00:04:38,464 --> 00:04:39,965 and then there's always fuckin g Lahey, the nightmare. 85 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,467 And now my dad's fucking me around. 86 00:04:41,502 --> 00:04:42,542 He won't drive rig for us. 87 00:04:42,968 --> 00:04:44,470 He's all afraid that now he's in this wheelchair, 88 00:04:44,505 --> 00:04:45,936 fucking over the government, 89 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:47,473 he's gonna get caught and things aren't legal. 90 00:04:47,508 --> 00:04:49,440 Just pisses me off. In the good old days, 91 00:04:49,475 --> 00:04:51,977 he'd drive rig no problem. But then he fucked it all up 92 00:04:52,012 --> 00:04:54,480 I got a frigging muscle spas m in my back, you know. 93 00:04:54,515 --> 00:04:56,482 Gear slipped. Air brakes were shot to hell. 94 00:04:56,517 --> 00:04:58,001 I mean, there's nothing I could do 95 00:04:58,036 --> 00:04:59,450 Boom, right into the post office 96 00:04:59,485 --> 00:05:01,987 He mention he was wasted out of his goddamned mind? 97 00:05:02,022 --> 00:05:04,757 Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't. 98 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:07,644 What is drunk? Is drunk going all over the road? 99 00:05:07,679 --> 00:05:10,496 Hey, Flipper, come on now, settle down there, buddy. 100 00:05:10,531 --> 00:05:11,571 He was fucking hammered, 101 00:05:11,997 --> 00:05:13,997 , but the problem is that me and Julian can't drive 102 00:05:13,999 --> 00:05:15,500 'cause if we get pulled over , we're fucked. 103 00:05:15,535 --> 00:05:16,967 So the only person who can drive is Bubbles. 104 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:20,005 He's basically the only clea n license we can pull together 105 00:05:20,506 --> 00:05:22,473 Now I just gotta find some clean plates. 106 00:05:22,508 --> 00:05:26,011 Ah, man, these are my priz e possessions, these plates. 107 00:05:26,046 --> 00:05:27,478 These things took me 108 00:05:27,513 --> 00:05:30,516 from Tuscany, Arizona to Kentville, Nova Scotia, man 109 00:05:30,551 --> 00:05:33,519 Fucking getting them bronzed. The way I see it, 110 00:05:33,554 --> 00:05:34,485 it's not a big deal. 111 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,487 I'm gonna steal the plates from the old man. 112 00:05:36,522 --> 00:05:39,024 I'll give him $16-1800 after the Snoop Dogg deal, 113 00:05:39,059 --> 00:05:39,990 and no big deal. 114 00:05:40,025 --> 00:05:43,028 You dirty cocksucker. Grrr 115 00:05:43,529 --> 00:05:46,031 Alright, boys, Ray's plates are on. 116 00:05:46,066 --> 00:05:46,997 Good job, buddy. 117 00:05:47,032 --> 00:05:49,535 Boys, I can't wait to drive this fucking rig. 118 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:51,036 I love rigs. Looking good, boys. 119 00:05:51,537 --> 00:05:54,039 Now all we gotta do is registe r those plates and they're legal 120 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:55,541 Nice. 121 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:59,044 It's actually a pretty goo d idea this time, I think, boys. 122 00:05:59,079 --> 00:06:01,512 Hi there, boys. Ricky, there's your lunch. 123 00:06:01,547 --> 00:06:04,299 Julian, can I have a quick wor d with you, please? 124 00:06:04,334 --> 00:06:07,052 - Fucking awesome, look at that. - Is that cigarettes? 125 00:06:07,553 --> 00:06:09,555 Y - Just want to make sure there's gonna be enough mone 126 00:06:09,590 --> 00:06:11,470 to take care of Ricky's little accounting errors 127 00:06:11,557 --> 00:06:13,058 and still be able to buy the park. 128 00:06:13,093 --> 00:06:14,525 Oh, yeah. 129 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,527 Good. I'd like to adjust our agreement a bit. 130 00:06:16,562 --> 00:06:19,064 What do you mean, adjust We have an agreement here, Barb. 131 00:06:19,099 --> 00:06:20,619 Ah, fucking pepperoni. Peanut butter. 132 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:24,069 I'd fucking love to have one of those. 133 00:06:24,104 --> 00:06:25,588 - Want it? - I can have that? 134 00:06:25,623 --> 00:06:27,037 Don't tell Barb, alright 135 00:06:27,072 --> 00:06:29,540 I think that it's only fai r that I should be able 136 00:06:29,575 --> 00:06:32,077 to keep my trailer and liv e in it rent free afterwards 137 00:06:32,578 --> 00:06:34,079 - Come on. - Come on. That's fair. 138 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:37,082 Alright, I might be able to do that, alright? 139 00:06:37,117 --> 00:06:38,100 - Good, good. - Maybe. 140 00:06:38,135 --> 00:06:39,049 Thank you very much. 141 00:06:39,084 --> 00:06:41,051 And I'd just like you to kno w 142 00:06:41,086 --> 00:06:42,588 there's gonna be a little announcement made 143 00:06:42,623 --> 00:06:44,054 in the not-too-distant futur e 144 00:06:44,089 --> 00:06:47,593 and I do hope that you are gonna be supportive of it, Julian. 145 00:06:47,628 --> 00:06:49,059 What are you talking about 146 00:06:49,094 --> 00:06:51,597 Ricky, I'm off to the liquor store, can I get you something 147 00:06:51,632 --> 00:06:53,152 Yeah, just get me a forty of anything 148 00:06:53,599 --> 00:06:55,065 and some of those grapefruit vodka coolers. 149 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,602 Those are fucking awesome. Okay, see you later. 150 00:06:56,637 --> 00:06:57,568 Thanks for the cigarettes. 151 00:06:57,603 --> 00:06:59,104 Oh, no problem, see ya later, hon. 152 00:06:59,139 --> 00:07:00,571 Look at that. 153 00:07:00,606 --> 00:07:02,686 Barb wrapped up cigarettes for him in the Saran Wrap. 154 00:07:03,108 --> 00:07:04,610 Julian, there's a lot more going on 155 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:06,611 than Barb just giving him lunches. 156 00:07:06,646 --> 00:07:08,113 I think they're doing dirty things 157 00:07:08,614 --> 00:07:10,616 Let's forget about that fucked-up topic for now 158 00:07:10,651 --> 00:07:11,582 - Fuck! - Listen, man, 159 00:07:11,617 --> 00:07:14,084 a buddy of mine set up a rig-driving exam 160 00:07:14,119 --> 00:07:16,622 at the D.W. Truck Driving School for you, man. 161 00:07:17,122 --> 00:07:18,088 Awesome. 162 00:07:18,123 --> 00:07:20,125 Now you're sure you want to drive to Moncton? 163 00:07:20,626 --> 00:07:22,106 No, I don't want to driv e to Moncton. 164 00:07:22,127 --> 00:07:23,928 Of course, I want to fucking drive to Moncton. 165 00:07:24,129 --> 00:07:25,596 I'd drive that thing anywhere. 166 00:07:25,631 --> 00:07:27,633 Well here's the eye char t they use. 167 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:29,600 Make sure you study it. 168 00:07:29,635 --> 00:07:32,638 I'm not studying that, I don't need it. My eyes work fine 169 00:07:32,673 --> 00:07:34,640 Oh, they work fine. How many fingers, buddy? 170 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:37,107 Ricky, you know I don't like that game. 171 00:07:37,142 --> 00:07:39,645 Stop teasing me, boys. I'm gonna get my rig license 172 00:07:40,145 --> 00:07:42,648 I'm gonna be just like tha t BJ and the Bear cocksucker 173 00:07:42,683 --> 00:07:44,667 Except I'm gonna have kittie s in my truck 174 00:07:44,702 --> 00:07:46,652 instead of a dirty-ass, stinky little monkey. 175 00:07:46,687 --> 00:07:48,153 So let me get this straight. 176 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:50,621 You want to break up with me 177 00:07:50,656 --> 00:07:53,158 so that you can marry Barb to benefit us. 178 00:07:53,193 --> 00:07:55,678 Can you explain that to me , Mr. Lahey? 179 00:07:55,713 --> 00:07:58,128 It's a question of security, Randy. 180 00:07:58,163 --> 00:08:01,632 - Have you lost your mind? - No, Randy, I haven't. 181 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:04,920 , I'm considering the benefits , but the way Barb is acting 182 00:08:04,955 --> 00:08:08,173 I think she's come to grip with mine and your relationship. 183 00:08:08,674 --> 00:08:11,176 We can still see each other, Randy, on the side. 184 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:13,143 Just like old times. Mr. Lahey, 185 00:08:13,178 --> 00:08:16,181 I'm not the type of guy you see on the side anymore. 186 00:08:16,216 --> 00:08:18,148 If you marry Barb, 187 00:08:18,183 --> 00:08:21,687 I will very seriously rethink our relationship. 188 00:08:21,722 --> 00:08:23,689 "James." 189 00:08:36,435 --> 00:08:37,936 Did you fucking see that , Ricky? 190 00:08:38,437 --> 00:08:40,439 - Awesome, buddy. - Did you see that? 191 00:08:40,474 --> 00:08:42,441 I put on a truck-driving clinic today 192 00:08:43,942 --> 00:08:47,946 Thank you very much. What'd you think? How did I do 193 00:08:47,981 --> 00:08:49,413 - Not good. - What? 194 00:08:49,448 --> 00:08:53,452 I don't know how you passe d your eye test, son, 195 00:08:53,487 --> 00:08:56,420 but you can't see jack shit. Jack shit! 196 00:08:56,455 --> 00:08:59,458 I can see that you're bein g a bit of an arsehole right now 197 00:08:59,493 --> 00:09:00,924 Give me my rig license. 198 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,961 Yeah, you're putting us in a pretty shitty situation here 199 00:09:02,996 --> 00:09:05,429 Give me back that piece of hash, then. This is fucked. 200 00:09:05,464 --> 00:09:09,468 Can't give you back the dope , I can't give him a license 201 00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:11,470 It's just not safe. Why? 202 00:09:11,505 --> 00:09:12,936 He can't see. 203 00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:15,939 How many fingers, son? 204 00:09:15,974 --> 00:09:17,941 - Oh... - He can't see jack shit! 205 00:09:17,976 --> 00:09:20,479 - All of them. - How many fingers, son? 206 00:09:22,481 --> 00:09:24,483 - Double, Rand. - Glasses are in the cupboard. 207 00:09:24,983 --> 00:09:27,235 Rye's in the freezer, we're out of ice. 208 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:29,488 Randy, I know what I'm doing , boy. 209 00:09:29,523 --> 00:09:31,455 No, I don't think you do, sir. 210 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,992 Randy, we're not really breaking up. 211 00:09:34,027 --> 00:09:35,994 I already explained that to you. 212 00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:37,461 Whatever. 213 00:09:37,496 --> 00:09:38,962 Randy just doesn't understand. 214 00:09:38,997 --> 00:09:42,000 I mean, I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. 215 00:09:42,035 --> 00:09:45,003 I just don't want to have to put up with that prick 216 00:09:45,038 --> 00:09:47,523 for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up 217 00:09:47,558 --> 00:09:50,008 as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint 218 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:51,975 and then he turned into a shit-bonfire. 219 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:54,513 And then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, 220 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:57,015 he turned into a raging shit-fire storm. 221 00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:59,535 If I get to be married to Barb, 222 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:01,985 I'll have total control of Sunnyvale 223 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:05,524 and then I can unleash a shit-nami tidal wave 224 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:06,525 that will engulf Ricky 225 00:10:07,025 --> 00:10:09,027 and extinguish his shit flames forever. 226 00:10:09,062 --> 00:10:10,494 And with any luck, 227 00:10:10,529 --> 00:10:14,032 he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. 228 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,535 Shit waves. 229 00:10:17,035 --> 00:10:18,001 Listen, eyes, 230 00:10:18,036 --> 00:10:21,540 I asked you nicely to just work once good for me. 231 00:10:21,575 --> 00:10:25,043 And what do you do? You fuck me over again. 232 00:10:25,078 --> 00:10:27,010 Little bastards. Fuck. 233 00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:30,048 Bubbles, come on, get over it, alright? It's not a big deal 234 00:10:30,549 --> 00:10:33,051 I've seen you driving the rig, you were fucking incredible. 235 00:10:33,086 --> 00:10:35,018 You remind me of the old man 236 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:36,520 We're gonna get you a fake license 237 00:10:36,555 --> 00:10:38,557 and what Julian doesn't grow won't burn him. 238 00:10:38,592 --> 00:10:40,032 Make that monkey noise again , buddy. 239 00:10:40,058 --> 00:10:42,310 - I don't wanna- - Bubs, Buds, did you get it 240 00:10:42,345 --> 00:10:44,204 Man, he passed with flying fucking carpets. 241 00:10:44,239 --> 00:10:46,029 It was awesome. Congratulations, buddy. 242 00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:48,066 Check that out, boys. Registration for the truck 243 00:10:48,101 --> 00:10:50,033 One-hundred-percent legal. No way. Awesome. 244 00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:53,071 No fuck-ups, boys. Nothing can go wrong this time 245 00:10:53,106 --> 00:10:55,073 No there's definitely no fuck-ups, buddy. 246 00:10:55,108 --> 00:10:56,068 I'm proud of you guys. 247 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:57,754 Here, Bubbles, you got your license, man. 248 00:10:58,076 --> 00:10:59,197 You hold on to that, alright 249 00:10:59,578 --> 00:11:00,829 Yeah... 250 00:11:00,864 --> 00:11:02,080 Hi, Jim. 251 00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:06,084 Jim, what the hell are you doing? 252 00:11:06,119 --> 00:11:07,085 Babs, hear me out. 253 00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:09,586 I know things have been awkwar d between us lately, 254 00:11:09,588 --> 00:11:13,091 e and I admit I've been goin g through an experimental stag 255 00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:16,595 with Randy and liquor and drug s and drinking and driving, 256 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:19,097 but what I really want is you. Us. 257 00:11:19,132 --> 00:11:21,600 Me and you and Trina. 258 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,604 Barbara Lahey, will you marry me again? 259 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:27,606 Jim, what are you doing? 260 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:29,106 You're drunk, aren't you? 261 00:11:29,107 --> 00:11:32,611 I-I-I th-thought this was what you wanted. 262 00:11:32,646 --> 00:11:34,630 You told me to bring the ring over. 263 00:11:34,665 --> 00:11:36,615 You said you wanted us to move forward. 264 00:11:37,115 --> 00:11:39,617 Oh, Jesus. Move forward separately, Jim 265 00:11:39,652 --> 00:11:42,387 Look, you, um, you better mix a drink 266 00:11:42,422 --> 00:11:45,123 or get the one you left outside, okay, 267 00:11:45,158 --> 00:11:46,590 because I'm marrying Ricky 268 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:50,128 And I'm selling the trailer park to Julian. 269 00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:53,649 And this is two-weeks notice for you and Randy. 270 00:11:53,684 --> 00:11:57,135 You are no longer an employee of Sunnyvale. 271 00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:58,602 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 272 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:01,640 Jim, I'll pay you and Rand y for two weeks, okay? 273 00:12:01,675 --> 00:12:03,642 But I need you to take this seriously. 274 00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:06,645 I need you out of the traile r park. I'm sorry. 275 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,647 I'm sorry. 276 00:12:19,658 --> 00:12:21,124 Alright, boys. 277 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:23,161 Time for the final test. 278 00:12:39,678 --> 00:12:41,429 Ricky! 279 00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:43,181 My god. 280 00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,650 Here, get up. 281 00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:49,688 Oh... Omigod, boys. 282 00:12:49,723 --> 00:12:51,690 How was it? 283 00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:54,658 Hoo... 284 00:12:54,693 --> 00:12:56,660 Boys... heh-heh-heh... 285 00:12:56,695 --> 00:13:00,198 that is hands-down the best dope I have ever fucking smoked 286 00:13:00,699 --> 00:13:02,165 Yes! Alright, tomorrow we harvest, boys. 287 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,703 We're gonna have to get Core y and Trevor out here 288 00:13:04,738 --> 00:13:06,169 to give us a hand. 289 00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:07,671 You guys want some of this shit? 290 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:10,208 Fuck that, Ricky. If it knocked you on your ass, 291 00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:12,728 it'll tear my head right off. Holy fuck, boys. 292 00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:15,213 I'm still baked from the test joint this morning. 293 00:13:15,714 --> 00:13:16,715 Hold him up! 294 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:19,182 Hey, Randy. Randy. 295 00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:24,222 Guess what happened. We got fired. 296 00:13:24,257 --> 00:13:25,223 But it's okay, man. 297 00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:27,190 Because tonight, I'm gonna put on 298 00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:29,727 that nice little dress you like so much 299 00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:31,997 and we're gonna get drunk together, okay? 300 00:13:32,032 --> 00:13:34,232 Fuck you, Mr. Lahey. You fucked up. 301 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:37,235 Randy. Hey, Randy. Randy 302 00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,739 Randy! 303 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,707 Dad, just calm the fuck down 304 00:13:43,742 --> 00:13:46,209 I need your driver's license for ten minutes, 305 00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:48,246 just to make a photocopy for the family scrapbook. 306 00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:52,250 It's not a big deal. Yeah, jus t want to make a photocopy of it 307 00:13:52,285 --> 00:13:54,753 Alright, thanks, Dad. See ya 308 00:13:57,255 --> 00:13:59,257 Ricky, honey, we've got to talk. 309 00:14:00,759 --> 00:14:02,225 Okay. 310 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:05,263 Ricky, I can't tell you what you've done for me. 311 00:14:05,298 --> 00:14:07,230 And I want to settle down. 312 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:09,267 I want to start a family again 313 00:14:09,768 --> 00:14:11,269 Holy fuck, I love licorice 314 00:14:11,304 --> 00:14:12,736 Me too. Me too. 315 00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:16,274 So what I'm asking is, will you marry me? 316 00:14:17,776 --> 00:14:20,744 Hold on a minute here, Barbara. 317 00:14:20,779 --> 00:14:24,282 Did you just ask me if I wante d to get married by you? 318 00:14:24,317 --> 00:14:25,784 Yeah. 319 00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:29,788 Wow. I mean, I'm flattered that you'd ask me stuff. 320 00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:33,256 I mean, it's been great banging and hanging out. 321 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,794 But, Barb, there's stuff about me that you don't know 322 00:14:35,829 --> 00:14:37,390 or you wouldn't understand . I'm fucked. 323 00:14:37,796 --> 00:14:39,297 No you're not. You're not fucked. 324 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:42,550 Listen, you can grow your dope and get drunk 325 00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:45,696 and listen to Helix and play video games 326 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:48,772 and not clean up as much as you want. 327 00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:51,810 - That's cool with you? - Yeah. So what do you say 328 00:14:51,845 --> 00:14:53,777 Fuck! 329 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:56,279 There you go. 330 00:14:56,314 --> 00:15:00,819 Okay, this one's got a leak. Charge them an extra five, Bubs. 331 00:15:00,854 --> 00:15:03,822 Alright. Your tank's fucked. You need some extra money. 332 00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:07,092 Holy fuck, Ricky's moving at a good clip. 333 00:15:07,127 --> 00:15:10,328 Ricky, slow down. Slow. Hit the brakes! 334 00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:12,796 Fuck! 335 00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:15,834 Ricky, what are you doing? We got propane over here! 336 00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,336 Holy fuck, Ricky! You come in like Seabiscuit, 337 00:15:18,371 --> 00:15:20,338 you don't even bother with your brakes anymore?! 338 00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:22,340 I don't know what the fuck happened. 339 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,610 Oh, fuck. God. 340 00:15:24,645 --> 00:15:26,810 You're fucking crazy. 341 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:28,596 Somebody cut my fucking brake lines! 342 00:15:28,631 --> 00:15:30,490 No, you're stoned and you're paranoid. 343 00:15:30,525 --> 00:15:32,315 Ease off on the six-paper joints, Rick. 344 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:35,353 Hang on now. Let's butt that out and save it for later 345 00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:38,356 Nice driving, Ricky. We just popped in to let you know 346 00:15:38,391 --> 00:15:40,626 Corey and Trevor are officially mine now. 347 00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:42,826 Sarah, I am so sick of your bullshit, okay. 348 00:15:42,861 --> 00:15:45,864 E I own Corey and Trevor, Corey and Trevor belong to m 349 00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:47,365 and that's never gonna change. Never. 350 00:15:47,866 --> 00:15:49,833 Corey? 351 00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:52,836 Spit it out, shitsnap, what's the big fucking news? 352 00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:55,373 M - Okay, well, we heard tha t Lahey asked Barb to marry hi 353 00:15:55,408 --> 00:15:56,840 and she said no. 354 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,955 And then we heard that Bar b asked Rick to marry her. 355 00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:00,577 We heard you said yes, Ricky 356 00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,519 Everybody in the park is talking about it. 357 00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:05,348 So me and Corey asked Sarah to marry us 358 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,886 and we're getting married, dude. Hands down, let's go. 359 00:16:07,921 --> 00:16:09,352 - What? - Congratulations, Ricky. 360 00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:12,355 What the fuck are you marrying Corey and Trevor for? 361 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:15,393 What in the fuck are you doing? Are you getting married 362 00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:21,833 That was a fucking unexpecte d announcement, Ricky. 363 00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:24,336 No shit. How's she gonna marry both of them? 364 00:16:24,836 --> 00:16:25,836 That's fucked! Not that. 365 00:16:25,837 --> 00:16:28,590 You getting married. Ricky, what are you doing? 366 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:31,343 You're not really marrying Lahey's ex-wife are you? 367 00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:32,844 I dunno. I think so. I dunno. 368 00:16:33,345 --> 00:16:34,311 Fuck, I dunno! 369 00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:36,313 Ricky, what do you mean, you think so? 370 00:16:36,348 --> 00:16:38,350 Look, Julian, I was bake d out of my fucking mind. 371 00:16:38,385 --> 00:16:40,119 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 372 00:16:40,154 --> 00:16:41,818 It's not every day someone asks you 373 00:16:41,853 --> 00:16:43,355 to fucking get married. It's pretty fucking cool. 374 00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:45,322 Listen to me, Rick. We're about to sell 375 00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:47,359 a huge amount of dope here and get rich, okay? 376 00:16:47,859 --> 00:16:49,861 What if you marry her and it doesn't work out, huh 377 00:16:50,362 --> 00:16:51,828 - Marry somebody else? - No, I'll tell you 378 00:16:51,863 --> 00:16:54,115 what's gonna happen. She can take half your shit. 379 00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:56,368 She can take half your car , half the trailer park, 380 00:16:56,403 --> 00:16:57,834 half your video games, 381 00:16:57,869 --> 00:16:59,836 she can even take half your cigarettes, Ricky. 382 00:16:59,871 --> 00:17:02,624 That's not gonna happen, man 'cause most of that shit's ours. 383 00:17:02,659 --> 00:17:05,377 Not just that, Ricky. Bu t you're supposed to get married 384 00:17:05,412 --> 00:17:07,344 to somebody that you think is special, 385 00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:09,881 not just somebody that fucking fires a lunch together for you 386 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:11,883 and you go and get your freak on with 387 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:13,385 Do you even love her? 388 00:17:13,885 --> 00:17:15,852 - Probably. - "Probably." 389 00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:17,854 Ricky, Lahey will hunt you down, okay? 390 00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:21,393 E Go talk to Barb, tell her yo u were too stoned at the tim 391 00:17:21,428 --> 00:17:23,395 and you need to think about it 392 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,898 , - Yes, marriage is a big deal and everything 393 00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:28,667 but I don't think it's as big of a deal 394 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,367 if you're not the one proposaling it, 395 00:17:30,402 --> 00:17:32,162 because you're not the one that thought of it 396 00:17:32,404 --> 00:17:34,565 in the first place and asked the other person to do it. 397 00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:36,408 So I got to talk to her. 398 00:17:36,908 --> 00:17:38,910 What the fuck? 399 00:17:39,411 --> 00:17:42,914 R What kind of an idiot leaves a fresh pack of smokes, a lighte 400 00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:45,417 and a big fucking piece of pepperoni? Right on. 401 00:17:45,452 --> 00:17:47,919 What the fuck? What the fuck?! 402 00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:54,426 Who's fucking with me?! 403 00:17:54,926 --> 00:17:58,430 I'm still taking your fucking smokes! 404 00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:00,932 Lahey. Two tanks, eh? 405 00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:04,185 Randy must be going throug h a fuck of a lot of propane 406 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:07,080 eating all those cheeseburgers. Fill her up, Bubbles. 407 00:18:07,115 --> 00:18:09,941 - What do you want, Lahey? - I just want a little propane 408 00:18:10,442 --> 00:18:12,442 Just like everybody else. These are already full. 409 00:18:12,444 --> 00:18:16,197 Yeah, right, so you can call the cops. I'm not an idiot, Jim. 410 00:18:16,232 --> 00:18:19,843 Listen, Julian, I don't give a fuck what you do anymore 411 00:18:19,878 --> 00:18:23,455 I just want a little propane , propane. To start the flame. 412 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,922 Ricky ruined my fucking life , Julian, 413 00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:29,461 so I just want ? a little propane propane 414 00:18:29,496 --> 00:18:31,928 ? Propane propane? 415 00:18:31,963 --> 00:18:34,431 ? It's time to start the game 416 00:18:34,466 --> 00:18:36,968 Jim, Jim, Jim, listen, I heard what happened with Barb today. 417 00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:39,471 Keep it together. You're starting to lose it, buddy 418 00:18:39,506 --> 00:18:41,490 Hey, maybe we can work something out 419 00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:43,475 once I buy the trailer park, Jim, huh? 420 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,477 Don't fuck with me, Julian 421 00:18:45,512 --> 00:18:47,944 ? Propane propane? 422 00:18:47,979 --> 00:18:50,482 ? Time to start the game? Mr. Lahey 423 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:52,449 ? Propane propane? 424 00:18:52,484 --> 00:18:54,451 Lahey, you're peeing yourself! 425 00:18:54,486 --> 00:18:56,488 Here you go, Jim. ? Propane propane? 426 00:18:56,988 --> 00:18:58,490 There you go. Thanks, Bubbles. 427 00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:02,994 ? Propane propane Propane propane? 428 00:19:03,495 --> 00:19:06,498 ? Propane propane Propane propane? 429 00:19:06,998 --> 00:19:10,001 Julian, what in the fuck was he on 430 00:19:10,036 --> 00:19:11,468 I dunno, man, he's fucked. 431 00:19:11,503 --> 00:19:13,254 I've never seen him that fucking crazy. 432 00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:15,009 He pissed himself and he didn't even notice. 433 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:16,473 Alright, alright. Forget about that. 434 00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:18,828 Listen, we're out of propane . Let's get rid of that truck. 435 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:21,513 R Go put it by Barb's place. I'll hook up with you late 436 00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:23,014 at your shed. ? Propane propane? 437 00:19:28,019 --> 00:19:29,521 - Took the truck back, Julian. - Nice work, buddy. 438 00:19:29,556 --> 00:19:30,522 Hey, Lucy. 439 00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:32,502 When did you learn how to drive a rig? 440 00:19:32,524 --> 00:19:34,526 I've been fucking driving rigs all my life. 441 00:19:35,026 --> 00:19:37,528 Huh. Where the fuck is Ricky and what is this bullshit 442 00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:40,031 about him marrying Barbara ? That selfish son-of-a-bitch. 443 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:42,534 I haven't seen him all day , Luce. 444 00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:48,505 Oh, that's weird. Another police helicopter, huh 445 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:52,544 I wonder what they're lookin g for. See you boys in jail. Bye 446 00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:55,814 Julian, what the fuck do you think they're looking for? 447 00:19:55,849 --> 00:19:59,050 The dope fields, aren't they Probably just training, buddy. 448 00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:01,553 Yeah, training to throw us in jail. 449 00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:04,020 Get going, you son-of-a-whore! 450 00:20:04,055 --> 00:20:07,058 Me and the old man made this . An electric turkey deep-fryer. 451 00:20:07,093 --> 00:20:08,894 There's nothing better than deep-fried turkey. 452 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,026 Just plug her in 453 00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,063 and adjust the temperature with this thing right here 454 00:20:12,098 --> 00:20:15,066 What the fuck?! Fuck! Who's fucking with me? 455 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,570 Think this is fucking funny? You fucking idiots. 456 00:20:23,074 --> 00:20:26,578 Oh, now, Ricky, that was a perfectly good turkey. 457 00:20:26,613 --> 00:20:28,545 Now come on. Let's go get it 458 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:31,082 We'll put it on the barbeque . It's fine. 459 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,585 Barb, somebody's fucking trying to kill me. 460 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:34,551 Ricky, come on. 461 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,588 Careful, it's wet there. 462 00:20:37,088 --> 00:20:38,590 Oh... 463 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,066 d Coming up, police have found and destroye 464 00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:52,604 three huge fields full of 12-foot-high marijuana plants... 465 00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:53,605 - Julian! - ... near the Halifax airport 466 00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:57,108 Details at the top of the hour . Now back to... 467 00:20:57,143 --> 00:20:59,576 Julian... that's our dope fields 468 00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:03,079 they're talking about on the fucking news! 469 00:21:03,114 --> 00:21:04,581 Alright, alright, alright. 470 00:21:04,616 --> 00:21:07,584 Calm down. Calm down. Bubbles, calm down! 471 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:10,121 Listen, they only mentione d the ones by the airport. 472 00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:12,123 They didn't mention the on e by Highway 5. 473 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,878 Well, they're gonna find it, though. Eventually. 474 00:21:16,913 --> 00:21:19,631 We're gonna have to harvest it, like, tonight 475 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,132 We gotta get Ricky. 476 00:21:23,134 --> 00:21:25,136 One hot bubble bath , ready for action. 477 00:21:25,637 --> 00:21:26,603 Hmm. 478 00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:29,641 Did you leave the propane on in the barbeque? 479 00:21:30,141 --> 00:21:31,107 No, I don't think so. Why? 480 00:21:31,142 --> 00:21:33,645 I think I smell propane. I'm just gonna go double-check 481 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,146 Get in the tub. I'll be right there. 482 00:21:35,647 --> 00:21:37,148 Okay, have you seen my smokes? 483 00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:40,652 Ricky, they are in the littl e cabinet beside the bed 484 00:21:40,687 --> 00:21:42,654 marked "dope" where they should be. 485 00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,155 Cool. 486 00:21:48,159 --> 00:21:50,627 Barb! 487 00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:52,413 Where's Ricky? What's the matter, Julian? 488 00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:54,165 He's in the trailer. Let's go get him. 489 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:55,666 - What's the- - Holy fuck, 490 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,133 look at the size of that firefly. 491 00:21:57,168 --> 00:21:59,420 He's actually on fire, I think . Decent. 492 00:21:59,455 --> 00:22:01,673 That was Lahey. What the fuck's he doing? 493 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:04,175 Come on. 494 00:22:10,181 --> 00:22:11,147 Ricky! 495 00:22:11,182 --> 00:22:13,149 Ricky! 496 00:22:13,184 --> 00:22:15,186 What in the fuck?