1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:07,193 --> 00:00:10,196 - Look at all this trampled! - Alright, calm down. 2 00:00:10,231 --> 00:00:12,716 Look at all the weed that's fucking ruined! 3 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:15,166 Look at this, boys. This is fucking snapped. 4 00:00:15,201 --> 00:00:17,703 These are all fucking trampled . There's a god-damned road 5 00:00:17,738 --> 00:00:19,973 running through here. Everything was going so fucking good. 6 00:00:20,008 --> 00:00:22,208 All the plants were growing. We planted all four fields 7 00:00:22,243 --> 00:00:24,175 They were growing a lot bigger than I expected. 8 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:27,713 No! Something had to fuck it up. Now I've got weed being crushed, 9 00:00:27,748 --> 00:00:29,983 plants snapped off. And something or something 10 00:00:30,018 --> 00:00:32,869 is fucking around here and it's pissing me off. 11 00:00:32,904 --> 00:00:35,721 Somebody is definitely fucking with our weed. 12 00:00:35,756 --> 00:00:37,223 Or "something" is. 13 00:00:37,723 --> 00:00:40,191 - Here, boys. - Potato guns. 14 00:00:40,226 --> 00:00:42,478 You just spray hairspray in the bottom there 15 00:00:42,513 --> 00:00:44,730 and then hit it with these barbeque lighters 16 00:00:45,231 --> 00:00:47,483 and a fucking potato will shoo t out of there about 400 MPH 17 00:00:47,518 --> 00:00:49,759 Here's the hairspray, boys . Here's the lighters. Okay? 18 00:00:50,236 --> 00:00:52,238 Be careful, 'cause they really fucking hurt. 19 00:00:52,273 --> 00:00:54,257 I shot myself in the face by accident one time. 20 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:56,207 Come on, man. Why don't we got real guns 21 00:00:56,242 --> 00:00:59,245 Do you want to go to jail? Don't screw this up, Corey 22 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,212 - Geez! - Yeah, don't fuck this up 23 00:01:01,247 --> 00:01:03,749 - Yo, we got this. - You're making me look bad. 24 00:01:03,784 --> 00:01:05,716 Are you guys fucked in the head? 25 00:01:05,751 --> 00:01:07,718 We're over here. Take off the blindfolds. 26 00:01:07,753 --> 00:01:09,755 And don't fuck those up. They're my hockey socks. 27 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:11,524 Trevor, hands down. 28 00:01:11,559 --> 00:01:13,224 Listen. 29 00:01:13,259 --> 00:01:16,727 - What the fuck is that? - Listen. 30 00:01:16,762 --> 00:01:19,014 Holy fuck, boys, what if it's a Samsquantch 31 00:01:19,049 --> 00:01:21,232 It could be. They don't exist, Bubbles. 32 00:01:21,267 --> 00:01:23,269 Julian, you try telling that to all the people 33 00:01:23,304 --> 00:01:25,271 that got eaten by them. Dirty bastards. 34 00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:27,773 Boys, I'll tell you who it is. It's probably fucking Lahey. 35 00:01:27,808 --> 00:01:30,776 God, I hope it's not a Samsquantch. 36 00:01:31,277 --> 00:01:33,779 Fuck, I hate those bastards. 37 00:01:35,781 --> 00:01:39,285 Holy shit! Holy fuck! Get the fuck off! 38 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,252 Ow! Fuck! Ow! 39 00:01:41,287 --> 00:01:43,289 Help me, Corey! Jesus, fuck! 40 00:01:45,291 --> 00:01:48,794 Ow, fuck! I'm fucking shot , you idiots! Fuck! 41 00:01:49,295 --> 00:01:51,262 You alright, man? 42 00:01:51,297 --> 00:01:53,299 Fuck, something's got them 43 00:01:53,334 --> 00:01:55,301 - Come on, get up. - Boys! 44 00:01:55,801 --> 00:01:57,803 What the fuck is going on over there? 45 00:02:40,346 --> 00:02:43,314 Boys, what was it? 46 00:02:43,349 --> 00:02:44,850 Man, I don't fucking know. 47 00:02:45,351 --> 00:02:46,817 Omigod, boys. 48 00:02:46,852 --> 00:02:51,822 We are officially dealing with a fucking Samsquantch 49 00:02:51,857 --> 00:02:55,110 It's probably a ten-footer , by the looks of that stuff 50 00:02:55,145 --> 00:02:58,364 Could somebody check and see if my back's cut up, please? 51 00:02:58,399 --> 00:02:59,830 Turn around. 52 00:02:59,865 --> 00:03:02,868 - Holy shit, dude. - Oh, yeah, yeah. He'll be okay. 53 00:03:02,903 --> 00:03:05,336 Can we get the fuck out of here, please? 54 00:03:05,371 --> 00:03:07,873 We should probably get these guys to the hospital anyway. 55 00:03:08,374 --> 00:03:10,876 - Boys, no fucking way, man. - Come on, Ricky, I'm scared 56 00:03:11,377 --> 00:03:13,379 We gotta leave these guys here to protect the weed plants 57 00:03:13,414 --> 00:03:15,381 No, no, no. These guys are hurt, Ricky 58 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:16,847 We're taking them back to the park. 59 00:03:16,882 --> 00:03:19,134 We gotta regroup and figure ou t what the hell that thing was 60 00:03:19,169 --> 00:03:21,410 They're not getting in m y fucking car. They're bleeding. 61 00:03:21,422 --> 00:03:23,156 - Come on. - Blood doesn't come out, boys 62 00:03:23,191 --> 00:03:24,855 You're not fucking getting in my car. 63 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:28,894 Here, Ricky, give me the chips. Hold this, Julian 64 00:03:28,929 --> 00:03:29,429 Here. 65 00:03:29,895 --> 00:03:32,363 Here. Ow! Fuck, Bubbles, 66 00:03:32,398 --> 00:03:34,900 they're salt-and-vinegar. Ow, what are you doing? 67 00:03:34,935 --> 00:03:36,367 - Bandages. - You know what? 68 00:03:36,402 --> 00:03:38,904 U All you guys do now is complain. I'm gonna start calling yo 69 00:03:38,939 --> 00:03:40,871 "little complainey twins." How would you like that? 70 00:03:40,906 --> 00:03:43,909 We're not that hurt, Ricky. We can probably finish the shift. 71 00:03:44,410 --> 00:03:46,377 We can go back to work. Let's go, Corey. 72 00:03:46,412 --> 00:03:48,414 Oh, no, boys, let's go. We'll get you fixed up. 73 00:03:48,449 --> 00:03:50,381 You're gonna fucking bleed to death. Come on. 74 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:53,419 Fuck, boys, the lights are on. She's probably fucking awake 75 00:03:53,919 --> 00:03:56,421 She's gonna be wild, Ricky 76 00:03:56,456 --> 00:03:58,889 - I did try. I tried... - Shhh! 77 00:03:58,924 --> 00:04:01,427 - Ow! Oh, that's awful. - Guys, listen to me- 78 00:04:01,462 --> 00:04:03,394 - Where the fuck have you guys been? 79 00:04:03,429 --> 00:04:05,896 You guys are gonna have to work in the morning, alright 80 00:04:05,931 --> 00:04:08,434 Holy fuck. What happened t o you guys? What'd you do, Ricky 81 00:04:08,469 --> 00:04:10,703 Nothing. You know what? We found these guys drunk 82 00:04:10,738 --> 00:04:12,903 in a ditch. They were on drugs , beating each other up. 83 00:04:12,938 --> 00:04:15,440 As a friend, I brought them home so they didn't hurt each other 84 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:17,943 They'll tell you some othe r lies, but that's what happened 85 00:04:17,978 --> 00:04:19,945 - That's bullshit, Ricky. - Trevor, smokes, let's go 86 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:23,449 - Trevor, don't you dare. - Trevor, let's go. 87 00:04:23,484 --> 00:04:24,915 Let's go. 88 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:27,703 I only have one left. I wann a save it for the morning. 89 00:04:27,738 --> 00:04:30,456 - Trevor, give me the smoke. - Give me that fucking smoke 90 00:04:30,491 --> 00:04:32,458 Let's go. 91 00:04:35,961 --> 00:04:38,202 You know what, Ricky? I know you didn't find them drunk 92 00:04:38,464 --> 00:04:40,716 You took them out and you fucked them over again 93 00:04:40,751 --> 00:04:42,610 e Do you know these guys talk about how cool you ar 94 00:04:42,645 --> 00:04:44,765 d all the fucking time? They worship the fucking groun 95 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:46,437 you walk on and you treat them like shit 96 00:04:46,472 --> 00:04:48,474 You should try being nice to them for a change. 97 00:04:48,974 --> 00:04:50,476 - We love you, Ricky. - Hands down, you guys. 98 00:04:50,511 --> 00:04:51,942 Trevor, let's go, light. 99 00:04:51,977 --> 00:04:53,979 You want to get into this respect bullshit, okay, 100 00:04:54,014 --> 00:04:55,946 y I'm willing to give these two guys the responsibilit 101 00:04:55,981 --> 00:04:58,484 of protecting the most important thing in my life right now 102 00:04:58,519 --> 00:04:59,985 That's big-time respect and trust. 103 00:05:00,486 --> 00:05:01,987 I'm gonna pay them four bucks an hour. 104 00:05:02,022 --> 00:05:03,954 You don't get it, Julian 105 00:05:03,989 --> 00:05:05,991 I'm gonna take them inside and get them cleaned up 106 00:05:06,026 --> 00:05:07,993 and you guys can get the fuck out of here 107 00:05:08,494 --> 00:05:10,496 and take care of your own little fucking dope plants 108 00:05:10,531 --> 00:05:11,962 Corey and Trevor, inside right now. Go! 109 00:05:11,997 --> 00:05:13,999 I wouldn't mind making four bucks an hour, Sarah. 110 00:05:14,034 --> 00:05:16,034 We'd love to hang out with you guys and hire you, 111 00:05:16,502 --> 00:05:18,003 but apparently it's clear who makes the pants here. 112 00:05:18,038 --> 00:05:20,005 Sarah, they wanna hang out with us. Please. 113 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,472 Inside, right now. Right now. Go! 114 00:05:21,507 --> 00:05:23,509 What about tomorrow? Can we have them tomorrow? 115 00:05:24,009 --> 00:05:26,011 No. You can't ever have them again, Ricky. Go fuck yourself 116 00:05:26,046 --> 00:05:27,978 - Go fuck myself? - Sorry, Sarah. 117 00:05:28,013 --> 00:05:30,516 Corey... we'll pick you guys up tomorrow, alright? 118 00:05:41,026 --> 00:05:45,030 Boys, we gotta figure ou t what the fuck that thing was 119 00:05:45,065 --> 00:05:47,498 and deal with this dope problem. 120 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:51,036 We're not gonna have enough money to buy the park 121 00:05:51,071 --> 00:05:53,806 if this keeps happening, boys. We're fucked. 122 00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:56,542 I figured it out, man. It's no big deal. 123 00:05:56,577 --> 00:05:57,508 I'm gonna get a tent 124 00:05:57,543 --> 00:05:59,545 and go fucking camp in that field. 125 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:01,314 Five, ten guns. A big bag of dope. 126 00:06:01,349 --> 00:06:03,013 I'm gonna fucking take care of it. 127 00:06:03,048 --> 00:06:06,051 I'm going to that field and on e of us isn't coming out alive 128 00:06:06,552 --> 00:06:08,554 It's not gonna be me. No guns, Ricky. 129 00:06:08,589 --> 00:06:10,020 Go to bed, alright? 130 00:06:10,055 --> 00:06:13,524 We've gotta get up early tomorrow. 131 00:06:13,559 --> 00:06:17,563 Ricky, you can hang out with me in my shed for a bit 132 00:06:17,598 --> 00:06:20,583 - Got any food? - I got bologna. 133 00:06:20,618 --> 00:06:23,569 Julian, you want a bologna sandwich? 134 00:06:23,604 --> 00:06:25,536 Slow-fry bologna? 135 00:06:25,571 --> 00:06:28,073 - I'll take one sandwich. - Hang out with me for a bit 136 00:06:30,576 --> 00:06:32,543 Yeah, since, uh, 137 00:06:32,578 --> 00:06:34,545 Randy and I have been back in charge, 138 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:37,082 t we've been making great stride s at collecting the back ren 139 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:39,084 and beautifying Sunnyvale. 140 00:06:39,585 --> 00:06:44,590 Now Barb says that Ricky and the jackass trio 141 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:47,057 are threatening to take it all away. 142 00:06:47,092 --> 00:06:49,595 Those idiots won't be buying anything except a one-way ticket 143 00:06:50,095 --> 00:06:52,215 back to con college and they'll be on full scholarship 144 00:06:52,598 --> 00:06:54,064 when they get there. 145 00:06:54,099 --> 00:06:58,103 Ricky, check this out. It' s some kind of a nest or a bed 146 00:06:58,138 --> 00:06:59,459 or something, man. Jesus Christ. 147 00:06:59,605 --> 00:07:01,106 Julian, I've been watching the Crocodile Hunter, man, 148 00:07:01,607 --> 00:07:03,888 and it shouldn't be that fucking hard to catch this thing. 149 00:07:04,109 --> 00:07:07,613 Boys, come here. Look what I found! 150 00:07:08,113 --> 00:07:10,115 Here's where the big son of a whore's been 151 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:12,635 fucking running out of the field. 152 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:15,146 Holy fuck! Look at all the weed. 153 00:07:15,181 --> 00:07:17,588 Bubbles, hold the binoculars 154 00:07:17,623 --> 00:07:20,125 If this thing is down there, Julian, I want you to shoot him, 155 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,895 t I'm gonna jump on top of the cock-sucker with the ne 156 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:25,631 and we're gonna have to beat him with everything we got 157 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:28,133 I could need some help from you dicks, alright. 158 00:07:28,168 --> 00:07:30,100 You hear that there, Mr. Microphone Man? 159 00:07:30,135 --> 00:07:33,138 If we get these thing down you fucking jump in and help us! 160 00:07:33,173 --> 00:07:35,658 - Frig off, Ricky. - Don't tell me to frig off. 161 00:07:35,693 --> 00:07:38,143 If he attacks you, I'm not even gonna jump in 162 00:07:41,647 --> 00:07:44,650 Boys, I slipped in poop! Bigfoot poop! 163 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:51,156 Do I got Bigfoot poop on me? 164 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:53,659 For fucksakes. 165 00:07:56,662 --> 00:07:58,163 Holy shit, boys, don't move. 166 00:07:58,664 --> 00:08:01,166 So that's who's been eatin g our weed. 167 00:08:03,235 --> 00:08:05,237 You little fuck. Okay, you guys stay here. 168 00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:08,240 I'll throw a net on him, and choke him out. 169 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:09,315 Ricky, put the net down. 170 00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:11,493 You're not fucking choking him out. 171 00:08:11,528 --> 00:08:13,245 - Why?! - It's just a big kitty, boys. 172 00:08:13,745 --> 00:08:15,247 I can deal with this. I know kitties. 173 00:08:15,747 --> 00:08:19,751 - What if he has radies? - It's rabies, not radies. 174 00:08:19,786 --> 00:08:21,218 And he doesn't have rabies 175 00:08:21,253 --> 00:08:23,755 He's been eating weed for a fucking month. 176 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:25,722 He's baked out of his goddamned mind. 177 00:08:25,757 --> 00:08:28,760 I can tell just the way he's standing there. 178 00:08:28,795 --> 00:08:30,227 He only did that to Trevor 179 00:08:30,262 --> 00:08:33,014 because he had that leopard-print jacket on 180 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:35,767 See? H's just a big, stoned, horny kitty 181 00:08:35,802 --> 00:08:37,234 with the munchies. 182 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:40,021 Trevor was eating chips, too. Who's a good boy? 183 00:08:40,056 --> 00:08:42,739 Bubbles, we gotta get ri d of this fucking cat. 184 00:08:42,774 --> 00:08:45,277 Ricky, he's beautiful! We're not getting rid of him 185 00:08:45,312 --> 00:08:47,279 We're taking him back to the trailer park 186 00:08:47,779 --> 00:08:49,781 and putting him through rehab. Come on, boy. 187 00:08:49,816 --> 00:08:53,250 Fuck. Julian, this is fucked! 188 00:08:53,285 --> 00:08:56,253 Who's a good boy? You look kind of French, 189 00:08:56,288 --> 00:09:00,292 with your little moustache I'm gonna call you Steve French. 190 00:09:00,327 --> 00:09:03,295 That's a good name for you . Who's a good boy? 191 00:09:03,795 --> 00:09:06,298 Steve French. Boys, we gotta get some food into Steve French, 192 00:09:06,798 --> 00:09:08,800 I'd say, or he's gonna start getting wild again. 193 00:09:09,301 --> 00:09:11,768 What do you got to eat in there, Julian? 194 00:09:11,803 --> 00:09:14,806 - I've got some fajitas. - Fajitas will work perfect. 195 00:09:14,841 --> 00:09:17,774 All we gotta do is grind u p a little bit of dope 196 00:09:17,809 --> 00:09:20,311 and put it in with them to start weaning him off the stuff. 197 00:09:20,346 --> 00:09:22,779 Get some dope out, Ricky. Come on, I know you got some 198 00:09:22,814 --> 00:09:25,317 I only got personal left. I' not giving him any fucking dope. 199 00:09:25,817 --> 00:09:27,817 I know you got a bunch in that Caddie. Go grab some 200 00:09:27,819 --> 00:09:30,822 Come on, he needs dope. He's just a helpless little kitty 201 00:09:30,857 --> 00:09:33,825 Bubbles, listen to me. Thi s isn't a helpless little kitty, 202 00:09:34,326 --> 00:09:35,827 this is a dangerous fucking kitty. 203 00:09:36,328 --> 00:09:37,829 You know he's gotta go, right? 204 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,571 Remember the saying "If you love something, set it free"? 205 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,393 I know. "If it comes back, it's yours. 206 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:44,801 If it doesn't, it never was. 207 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:48,339 W I've heard it a thousand times , but he needs our help right no 208 00:09:48,374 --> 00:09:51,843 and the best thing to do is to get some weed in the fajitas 209 00:09:51,878 --> 00:09:53,810 Now let's do it. This is all I got left. 210 00:09:53,845 --> 00:09:56,347 I'll give him some, but I'm eating half those fajitas. 211 00:09:56,382 --> 00:09:58,867 You hear that, Steve, or whatever the fuck your name is 212 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,353 Steve French. Julian, don' t let him eat all the fajitas. 213 00:10:01,853 --> 00:10:03,355 They're for Steve French. 214 00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:06,357 - Hands off the fajitas. - I'm eating half of them! 215 00:10:06,392 --> 00:10:08,860 , - You hang on, okay, Steve French? Climb up there 216 00:10:08,895 --> 00:10:10,827 hang out and give me two seconds 217 00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:13,865 and I'll have a big plate of weed-jitas for ya. 218 00:10:37,889 --> 00:10:41,858 Mr. Lahey! 219 00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:44,896 There's... there's a tiger outside. 220 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:46,898 It's eating... 221 00:10:47,399 --> 00:10:49,401 it ate my cheeseburgers! Mr. Lahey! 222 00:10:49,436 --> 00:10:50,902 Some kind of tiger. 223 00:10:51,403 --> 00:10:53,043 It attacked me. It ate seven cheeseburgers 224 00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:56,908 You set up this elaborat e charade to cover eating 225 00:10:56,943 --> 00:10:59,678 seven cheeseburgers? You ate seven cheeseburgers? 226 00:10:59,713 --> 00:11:02,414 Randy, you promised me this would never happen again. 227 00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:05,917 I'm not lying about this . It was a great big tiger thing 228 00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:08,420 Look, it puts it's teeth right through the mustard 229 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,423 and ate all the burgers! I'm not lying, Mr. Lahey. 230 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:14,391 Tiger, huh? Steve French! 231 00:11:14,426 --> 00:11:17,429 Maybe those jerks have something to do with this 232 00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:21,933 Lahey, did you see anythin g weird going on around here 233 00:11:21,968 --> 00:11:23,935 Yeah, Randy just got attacke d by a tiger. 234 00:11:24,436 --> 00:11:25,902 That's right. It ate seven burgers, Julian 235 00:11:25,937 --> 00:11:27,904 - I'm calling the authorities. - Lahey, think about that. 236 00:11:27,939 --> 00:11:30,442 D You're gonna call George Green and tell him Randy got attacke 237 00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:32,409 by a tiger that ate his cheeseburgers 238 00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:34,696 Come on, it was probably Randy. It wasn't. 239 00:11:34,731 --> 00:11:36,913 Randy, get a net. I'm gonna get my bow. 240 00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:39,451 I'm gonna the bottom of this and you better not be behind it. 241 00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:42,954 Lahey, you're gonna look like an idiot again. Fuck! 242 00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:47,459 Viagra? 243 00:11:49,461 --> 00:11:52,464 - Julian, we found him. - Well, lock him in your shed. 244 00:11:52,499 --> 00:11:55,467 He was down, fucking aroun d with Donnie's garbage 245 00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:58,469 and then he pooped on the hood of Mrs. Peterson's car. 246 00:11:58,504 --> 00:12:00,972 Alright, you go lay down right there, Steve French, okay? 247 00:12:01,007 --> 00:12:02,991 And I'll be right with you 248 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,941 You just have a nice nap. 249 00:12:04,976 --> 00:12:08,445 - Close it up, Ricky. - Close it up, Julian. 250 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,983 Boys, we gotta get some weed into him, I'm telling you. 251 00:12:12,018 --> 00:12:15,452 Before we... let him go. 252 00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:18,239 What the fuck are you guys doing?! 253 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,957 This is private fucking property! 254 00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:23,495 We know there's a fuckin g animal in here, Ricky. 255 00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:26,498 Tracks lead right to shit-town . What the fuck's going on? 256 00:12:26,998 --> 00:12:29,501 What the hell are you talkin g about, Lahey, you idiot? 257 00:12:29,536 --> 00:12:31,468 Look, this is none of your fucking business. 258 00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:35,006 We know what's going on here . You're trying to fill my feet. 259 00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,474 Guess what, Lahey, you will never, ever 260 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:41,012 be the fucking trailer-par k supervisor I was. Got that 261 00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:47,519 You're fucking losing it, bud. You know what, Ricky? 262 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:52,023 You already lost it. It's gone, bud. 263 00:12:52,524 --> 00:12:56,027 Whatever it is, whatever you are - gone. 264 00:12:56,062 --> 00:12:57,994 He who looks into the abys s 265 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:01,533 realizes that there's nothin g looking back at him. 266 00:13:01,568 --> 00:13:03,500 They only thing he sees 267 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,537 is his own character, Ricky. 268 00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:08,039 You understand, bud? 269 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:12,008 The abyss? The shit abyss? 270 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:15,547 Means deep stuff, Ricky. You wouldn't understand. 271 00:13:15,582 --> 00:13:18,550 What does it mean, then, Randy? Huh? 272 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:21,518 What the fuck does it mean? I understand it. 273 00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:24,020 Oh, you do, do you? No, you don't. Because it's fucked 274 00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:27,559 Because everything you asshole say you fucking take from books. 275 00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:29,860 Guess what, I don't steal anything from books. 276 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,564 You guys get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here 277 00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:35,532 I'm serious. Fucking take your net with you 278 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,819 - Frig off, Ricky! - Oh, we caught a little animal! 279 00:13:37,854 --> 00:13:40,071 Oh, there's a big fucking animal in the trailer park! 280 00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:44,541 Fucking dicks. Get the fuck out of here! 281 00:13:44,576 --> 00:13:48,079 Shit abyss. I'm not scared o f the shit abyss. Lahey's fucked 282 00:13:48,114 --> 00:13:50,074 s - Yeah, well if Lahey sees Steve French and call 283 00:13:50,081 --> 00:13:52,282 the Department of Lands and Forests, we're fucked, boys. 284 00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:54,085 What the fuck would they do? 285 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,586 Did you see that tattoo under Steve French's ear? 286 00:13:56,588 --> 00:13:58,089 - No. - Well, there's one there 287 00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:01,092 and they use it for tracking . They'll be able to track him 288 00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,595 right back to our dope field . Cops, jail. Fuck jail. 289 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,597 I'm not going back to jail , Ricky. Not gonna happen. 290 00:14:06,632 --> 00:14:09,117 Julian, don't be dissing jail. We've had some good 291 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,568 fucking parties in there. We have good friends in there. 292 00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:15,106 They fed you, you use their gym. Come on, don't be dissing jail 293 00:14:15,607 --> 00:14:17,247 It's not fucking cool. Boys, boys, boys. 294 00:14:17,609 --> 00:14:19,075 Right now, we gotta find somewhere 295 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:22,614 to put Steve French for a little while. That's the task at hand 296 00:14:24,115 --> 00:14:26,618 Over where J-Roc used to hide his skin mags 297 00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:30,086 Come on, Steve French. 298 00:14:30,121 --> 00:14:32,623 I don't know, boys. He might get scared under there. 299 00:14:32,658 --> 00:14:35,126 He'll be fine, Bubbles. It's just for an hour or so, 300 00:14:35,161 --> 00:14:36,482 until we can figure something out. 301 00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:40,632 You hide under there, and we'll be back for you. 302 00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:44,135 Alright, boys, I'll go- 303 00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:47,103 J- Roc? 304 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:50,141 Who let that thing out of the zoo? 305 00:14:50,176 --> 00:14:51,608 J-Roc? 306 00:14:51,643 --> 00:14:54,145 What are you mo-fuckers doin g here, know what I'm saying 307 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,900 Boys, calm down. That's my kitty in there. 308 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:57,614 You need to control that mo-fucker, man. 309 00:14:57,649 --> 00:15:00,617 - He won't hurt you. He's just- - Yeah, okay. A lion, yeah 310 00:15:00,652 --> 00:15:03,655 What the fuck are you doin g here? Thought you were in jail 311 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:06,658 Mo-fucker, as far as you'r e concerned I am in jail, 312 00:15:07,158 --> 00:15:09,661 know what I'm saying? My moms don't even know, yo. 313 00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:12,163 He only got sentenced to community service, man, 314 00:15:12,198 --> 00:15:14,182 and community service does not sell records, man 315 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,167 Alright, alright. So let me get this straight. 316 00:15:16,668 --> 00:15:17,634 You're hiding underneath the trailer, 317 00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:20,672 pretending you're in jail? I ain't pretending! Alright, 318 00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:23,675 I am pretending I'm in jail. I had no idea. I thought 319 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,176 Don't tell nobody, though! 320 00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:29,681 Can we talk about getting some weed 321 00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:31,648 into Steve French and calming him down? 322 00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:34,686 Bubbles, where the fuck did you find a lion at, man? 323 00:15:34,721 --> 00:15:37,188 I ain't going back there. Fuck that, man! 324 00:15:37,223 --> 00:15:38,690 Ah, fuck! He's gone! 325 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:10,722 Trevor, what the hell are you doing in our trailer 326 00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:14,225 What are you doing?! 327 00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:22,699 Trevor! Stop, drop and roll, Trevor! 328 00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:25,702 That's for fire, Randy. Trevor, ball up, boy! 329 00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:28,740 Trevor, ball up, make yourself as small as possible! 330 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:36,212 Trevor, what the fuck is going on here? 331 00:16:36,247 --> 00:16:38,249 I don't want to talk about it. Leave me alone. 332 00:16:38,284 --> 00:16:40,216 Jesus, why does he have no pants on? 333 00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:42,754 Your tiger was chasing Trevor, who hid inside the trailer 334 00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:44,773 Then he went that way. Which way? 335 00:16:44,808 --> 00:16:46,723 Omigod. Did he do things to Trevor 336 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,760 Yeah, he did, Bubbles. That's the last straw. 337 00:16:48,795 --> 00:16:50,261 I'm gonna call in the heavies. 338 00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:52,228 Mr. Lahey, please. 339 00:16:52,263 --> 00:16:54,230 Can you please, please, don't do that? 340 00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:56,768 This is a dangerous situation, Bubbles. I have no choice 341 00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:59,270 but as Trailer Park Supervisor to make the call. 342 00:16:59,305 --> 00:17:00,271 Fuck you, Lahey 343 00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:02,523 and your little Trailer Park Supervisor bullshit! 344 00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:04,438 You don't even know what a fucking supervisor is 345 00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,778 Randy, where is he? He went that way, Ricky. 346 00:17:06,813 --> 00:17:09,245 Jim, Jim. You sure you want to do that? 347 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,283 Cause it'd be a real shame i f everybody in this trailer park 348 00:17:12,318 --> 00:17:14,285 knew about those Viagra burgers. I'll tell Ricky. 349 00:17:15,787 --> 00:17:17,253 Alright, Julian, 350 00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:21,292 you have two hours to get the situation under control. 351 00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:22,293 Thanks, Jim. 352 00:17:26,731 --> 00:17:28,698 Here kitty, kitty. Steve French! 353 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:31,201 Steve French! Julian, this is fucked, man. 354 00:17:31,236 --> 00:17:33,738 S We gotta deal with this. First, it fucks over 50 gram 355 00:17:33,773 --> 00:17:35,705 worth of dope, now it's fucking over the park 356 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,243 Ricky, we're getting that ca t out of here today. 357 00:17:42,747 --> 00:17:47,717 Steve French! Here you are 358 00:17:47,752 --> 00:17:51,005 Bubbles: one, Steve French: zero. 359 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,259 Mm, turkey and garbage juice. 360 00:17:58,263 --> 00:18:01,266 Steve French, Steve French , you just relax, okay? 361 00:18:01,766 --> 00:18:03,733 Who's a good boy? 362 00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:05,235 You go lay down. Ah, fuck! 363 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:06,950 Listen, you can hear him . He's in there, 364 00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:08,752 that's who did it. Yeah, I hear him. 365 00:18:08,773 --> 00:18:11,276 N Ricky, you want to tell me why there's a mountain lio 366 00:18:11,776 --> 00:18:13,243 trying to bang one of my boyfriends? 367 00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:15,245 - There isn't. - Look, I can explain it all 368 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,032 I know he looks like a big, ferocious crazy thing 369 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,927 But he's not. He's just a little kitty at heart 370 00:18:20,962 --> 00:18:23,753 and he's mixed up 'cause he's hooked on the weed 371 00:18:23,788 --> 00:18:27,292 , Trevor, if you took this off , that has the leopard on it 372 00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:29,259 he probably wouldn't try to do things to you. 373 00:18:29,294 --> 00:18:33,047 , He wasn't trying to kill you , he just found you attractive 374 00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:36,801 probably, 'cause you do kind of have a long slender body. 375 00:18:37,302 --> 00:18:38,803 Fucked up again, Trevor. Nice going. 376 00:18:38,838 --> 00:18:40,270 Let's go, fuck! 377 00:18:40,305 --> 00:18:42,807 Ricky, get this cat out of here or I'm pressing charges 378 00:18:43,308 --> 00:18:44,809 There are kids that live here, for godssake. 379 00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:46,776 You know, children, family 380 00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:49,314 I know what fucking kids are ! I'm a hell of a lot better dad 381 00:18:49,814 --> 00:18:51,574 than you'll ever fucking be. You have no idea 382 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:53,318 how stupid you are, do you? Actually, yes, I do. 383 00:18:53,353 --> 00:18:55,820 All he needs is, like, 125 tins 384 00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:58,288 of really high-quality cat foo d 385 00:18:58,323 --> 00:19:01,826 and that will distract him from the weed. I promise. 386 00:19:02,327 --> 00:19:03,793 He's not a bad kitty. 387 00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:06,296 Not that much weed, Ricky, that's good. 388 00:19:06,331 --> 00:19:09,334 We're trying to wean him off the stuff, not get him hooked on it. 389 00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:11,301 You can't get addicted to weed. 390 00:19:11,336 --> 00:19:13,838 You did a good thing here. I know. Look at him go. 391 00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:16,341 He doesn't need hardly any wee d 392 00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:18,808 and he's all calm. 393 00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:20,810 I could keep you forever. 394 00:19:20,845 --> 00:19:22,812 Bubbles, he's not a shed kitty. 395 00:19:22,847 --> 00:19:25,850 He belongs in the wild. You know that. 396 00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:27,317 Yeah, Bubbles, I mean, look, 397 00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:29,354 we'll just take him and we'll let him go free. 398 00:19:29,854 --> 00:19:31,856 Just like a little test. And if he comes back, 399 00:19:31,891 --> 00:19:33,858 it forever was, just like the saying. 400 00:19:33,893 --> 00:19:35,825 It's the best thing for him. 401 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:38,613 I know. Well, we're gonn a have to take him 402 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:41,331 o to the other side of the mountain to let him g 403 00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:44,369 and we'll just have to modif y one of my food dispensers 404 00:19:44,404 --> 00:19:47,372 to put a little less weed in his food every day. 405 00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:49,339 That should work fine, I guess 406 00:19:49,374 --> 00:19:51,376 There's no fool like an old fool. 407 00:19:51,411 --> 00:19:54,879 The shit abyss. Hey, boys. 408 00:19:54,914 --> 00:19:56,346 Hey, Jules. 409 00:19:56,381 --> 00:19:58,883 We're taking the mountain lion out of the park now. 410 00:19:58,918 --> 00:20:01,886 Thanks for not being a dic k on this one, Jim. 411 00:20:01,921 --> 00:20:02,887 - No problem. - Appreciate it. 412 00:20:02,922 --> 00:20:05,855 Oooh. 413 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:08,358 He's wasted, Julian. 414 00:20:08,393 --> 00:20:11,396 I didn't tell anybody about that Viagra thing, okay? 415 00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:14,399 Does that stuff work? Oh, yeah. 416 00:20:14,434 --> 00:20:15,400 The shit abyss. 417 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,903 Mr. Lahey, not another night of the shit abyss. 418 00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:20,870 Please! Oh, fuck it.. 419 00:20:20,905 --> 00:20:23,408 Come on, Steve French, in you go. 420 00:20:23,908 --> 00:20:25,410 We're going for a little drive 421 00:20:25,445 --> 00:20:27,377 There you go. 422 00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:30,915 - What's that fucking smell? - Keep driving, Rick. 423 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,418 Steve, I know you didn't shit on my seat 424 00:20:33,453 --> 00:20:34,919 No, everything's cool, Rick. 425 00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:37,387 - Ricky? - What? 426 00:20:37,422 --> 00:20:39,424 Steve French pooped on the seat. 427 00:20:39,924 --> 00:20:41,426 Come on, Steve French. 428 00:20:41,926 --> 00:20:44,894 Come on now, look. Come here 429 00:20:44,929 --> 00:20:47,682 Now I rigged this dope contraption up for you. 430 00:20:47,717 --> 00:20:50,435 And the way I got it geared, a little less dope 431 00:20:50,935 --> 00:20:52,935 will come out each time. Aw, you don't give a fuck! 432 00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:56,441 Look, you just press your pa w onto there. Like that, see 433 00:20:56,476 --> 00:20:58,443 And then the dope will drop out here, okay? 434 00:20:58,943 --> 00:21:01,446 It's time, buddy. 435 00:21:01,481 --> 00:21:03,413 Rick. 436 00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:06,451 Okay, come here, little buddy. I'm gonna unhook you. 437 00:21:06,486 --> 00:21:09,419 You're free. 438 00:21:09,454 --> 00:21:11,956 - Ah, fuck. - Shit! 439 00:21:12,457 --> 00:21:14,959 Boys. If you love something, you set it free 440 00:21:14,994 --> 00:21:16,961 and if it comes back to you, it's yours. 441 00:21:16,996 --> 00:21:19,731 But you can't keep him, buddy. 442 00:21:19,766 --> 00:21:22,432 If it comes back, it's yours 443 00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:25,970 You gotta get out now. I gotta take you to the wild 444 00:21:26,005 --> 00:21:29,474 Come on, Steve French. Come on now, look. 445 00:21:29,509 --> 00:21:31,441 This is for the best, apparently, 446 00:21:31,476 --> 00:21:34,979 so you're gonna have to go now. So go on, git. 447 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,983 Go on. Get going and stop looking at me 448 00:21:39,018 --> 00:21:40,450 with those big fucking cut e 449 00:21:40,485 --> 00:21:44,989 saucer eyes of yours. Just go on. 450 00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:46,991 Look over there, Steve. 451 00:21:47,026 --> 00:21:48,993 Look at her. 452 00:21:50,995 --> 00:21:52,997 Go on, Steve French, 453 00:21:53,498 --> 00:21:54,499 go get her. 454 00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:55,965 Show her how you jump 455 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,504 and show her that big package of yours. 456 00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:02,507 Good kitty. 457 00:22:07,512 --> 00:22:09,514 You did the right thing, buddy. 458 00:22:09,549 --> 00:22:12,016 I know. Thanks, boys. 459 00:22:14,519 --> 00:22:16,521 Are you guys crying? 460 00:22:17,021 --> 00:22:19,524 No, we're not fucking crying