1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:08,194 --> 00:00:11,197 Listen up, guys. I need to talk to you. 2 00:00:11,697 --> 00:00:15,201 , Sorry I haven't been able to look after you properly lately 3 00:00:15,236 --> 00:00:17,721 but there's just too many of youse around. 4 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:20,232 Your parents have been banging like crazy. 5 00:00:20,267 --> 00:00:22,708 There's just so many of youse around right now 6 00:00:22,743 --> 00:00:24,210 and I've been losing focus, 7 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:26,712 because I'm in a lot of fucking pain. 8 00:00:27,213 --> 00:00:28,679 But the pain I'm about to feel 9 00:00:28,714 --> 00:00:31,217 is nothing compared to what I've been feeling 10 00:00:31,252 --> 00:00:34,720 by neglecting you little guys. Oh... 11 00:00:46,232 --> 00:00:47,698 Corey and Trevor are fucking lazy. 12 00:00:47,733 --> 00:00:50,736 At least if we ask Bubbles to fucking fertilize the plants, 13 00:00:50,771 --> 00:00:52,203 we know it'll get done. 14 00:00:52,238 --> 00:00:54,205 Shhhh! Listen. 15 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,242 What the fuck's he doing in there? 16 00:00:56,277 --> 00:00:58,209 You cocksucker! 17 00:00:58,244 --> 00:01:01,712 - Fuck! - Omigod! What happened? 18 00:01:01,747 --> 00:01:03,749 Bubbles, you just broke my fucking nose! 19 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:49,044 I'm sorry, Ricky. I didn't know you guys were there. 20 00:01:49,079 --> 00:01:51,797 Sorry. Are you alright? Come on, come on, get up 21 00:01:51,832 --> 00:01:53,764 Get up, Ricky. Are you okay? 22 00:01:53,799 --> 00:01:56,267 That looks like a clean break. You'll be okay. 23 00:01:56,302 --> 00:01:59,305 Here, stick this on your nose. And get rid of that smoke. 24 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:00,771 Head back. 25 00:02:00,806 --> 00:02:03,308 U.N. President J. Edgar Hoover once said, 26 00:02:03,343 --> 00:02:05,578 "Ask not what your country can do for you, 27 00:02:05,613 --> 00:02:07,778 but what you can do for your country". 28 00:02:07,813 --> 00:02:10,816 - It's waving, Mr. Lahey. - It's guaranteed tent, Randy. 29 00:02:10,851 --> 00:02:13,319 That's what we're trying to do here in Sunnyvale. 30 00:02:13,819 --> 00:02:15,320 We're trying to get the community 31 00:02:15,355 --> 00:02:16,822 to take responsibility for itself. 32 00:02:16,857 --> 00:02:18,289 No more free handouts. 33 00:02:18,324 --> 00:02:21,076 No power hook-ups, no dope growing or anything. 34 00:02:21,111 --> 00:02:23,829 A community spirit rests on the amount of gratuity 35 00:02:23,864 --> 00:02:26,332 that the community will give back to itself. 36 00:02:26,832 --> 00:02:28,834 That's why Randy and I - we're back in power now - 37 00:02:28,869 --> 00:02:31,302 we thought a bake sale would be a great idea 38 00:02:31,337 --> 00:02:34,840 as a kind of meet-and-greet. Yeah, it'd be a great idea 39 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,476 to bring people in the community together 40 00:02:36,842 --> 00:02:39,845 and to throw a more dollars back in the Sunnyvale Community Fund. 41 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,313 That Community Fund, by the way, was denuded 42 00:02:42,348 --> 00:02:44,850 by the outgoing Supervisor , who shall remain nameless. 43 00:02:44,885 --> 00:02:46,817 - Ricky. - Ricky. 44 00:02:46,852 --> 00:02:48,819 Mr. Lahey! 45 00:02:48,854 --> 00:02:50,856 - Hey! Hey! - Hey! They're stealing! 46 00:02:50,891 --> 00:02:52,323 Stop stealing! 47 00:02:52,358 --> 00:02:54,610 This is your fund. This is your community. 48 00:02:54,645 --> 00:02:56,862 Holy shit, Bubbles, your face is fucked! 49 00:02:56,897 --> 00:02:58,329 Oh, it's not that bad. 50 00:02:58,364 --> 00:03:00,444 No, no, no. You let that toothache go way too long. 51 00:03:00,866 --> 00:03:02,868 - I can get her out. - Open up. Let me take a look. 52 00:03:03,369 --> 00:03:05,371 - No, it's no problem. - Let me take a look. Open up. 53 00:03:05,406 --> 00:03:07,838 - Julian. - Bubbles, open up. 54 00:03:07,873 --> 00:03:09,875 Oh, yeah. Your jaw is totally infected, man. 55 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:11,877 We gotta take you to the hospital, buddy. 56 00:03:11,912 --> 00:03:13,844 No fucking way, Julian. 57 00:03:13,879 --> 00:03:15,846 I don't go to the hospital . You know that. 58 00:03:15,881 --> 00:03:18,884 R - You went to the hospital when you fucked your arm ove 59 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:20,351 fixing carts, Bubbles. You gotta go. 60 00:03:20,386 --> 00:03:22,638 But, boys, I had Conky with me that time. 61 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:24,890 Conky! Don't even say that fucking name. 62 00:03:24,925 --> 00:03:26,357 I hate that little fucker. 63 00:03:26,392 --> 00:03:28,394 In Grade Six, Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky. 64 00:03:28,429 --> 00:03:30,396 - What a little asshole. - He took it with him 65 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:32,398 everywhere. It was kind of like his confidante. 66 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:34,365 - His what? - Never mind. 67 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,367 Anyway, we had to take Conky away, 68 00:03:36,402 --> 00:03:38,153 because it fucked Bubbles' mind up big time. 69 00:03:38,188 --> 00:03:39,905 Yeah, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, 70 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:41,907 he was two people at the same time. 71 00:03:42,408 --> 00:03:44,660 And he'd try to act like this other person, 72 00:03:44,695 --> 00:03:46,877 but he was still Bubbles. It was fucked. 73 00:03:46,912 --> 00:03:48,914 Yeah, Randy, stand by. I might need backup. 74 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:50,916 Hey, nice look, Ricky. What are you doing? 75 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:52,918 Picking up rag sniffing now? 76 00:03:53,419 --> 00:03:55,386 Ah! My God, Lahey. Careful 77 00:03:55,421 --> 00:03:56,922 Those two shit-rats just pissed 78 00:03:57,423 --> 00:03:59,890 on 40 dollars' worth of eclairs at the bake sale. 79 00:03:59,925 --> 00:04:02,928 And Stinkster and Daisy were doing it in front of the kids. 80 00:04:02,963 --> 00:04:04,930 - My God. - You better get that looked at. 81 00:04:04,965 --> 00:04:06,699 It looks like it might be infected. 82 00:04:06,734 --> 00:04:08,434 It is fucking infected, dickwad. 83 00:04:08,934 --> 00:04:10,936 What was your first fucking clue? 84 00:04:10,971 --> 00:04:12,403 Written warning. 85 00:04:12,438 --> 00:04:14,440 You keep those damn cats under control, Bubbles. 86 00:04:14,475 --> 00:04:16,942 Your status here as tenant in Sunnyvale 87 00:04:16,977 --> 00:04:18,444 is tenable to say the least. 88 00:04:18,944 --> 00:04:21,447 You don't want to put it i n jeopardy now, do you, Bubbles? 89 00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:24,199 Frig off, Mr. Lahey. 90 00:04:24,234 --> 00:04:26,417 Julian, Lahey's right. 91 00:04:26,452 --> 00:04:28,454 I haven't been looking after them right, 92 00:04:28,489 --> 00:04:30,421 because I've been in too much pain. 93 00:04:30,456 --> 00:04:33,424 - Come on, hospital. Let's go. - No! I'm not going. 94 00:04:33,459 --> 00:04:35,961 You don't want to fuck with infection. It's dangerous 95 00:04:35,996 --> 00:04:37,463 Ricky, put that down. Come on. 96 00:04:37,963 --> 00:04:40,716 It's fucking stuck to me . Stupid fucking thing. 97 00:04:40,751 --> 00:04:43,469 Boys, what are we doing at this dirty old swamp. 98 00:04:43,504 --> 00:04:45,936 I just gotta check something out, Bubbles. 99 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:48,474 I gotta get this fucking truck off my hand, boys. 100 00:04:48,509 --> 00:04:50,476 It's driving me fucking nuts! Here, Ricky. 101 00:04:50,511 --> 00:04:52,478 Just, look, you can unhook the trailer. 102 00:04:52,513 --> 00:04:53,944 That's not glued to you. 103 00:04:53,979 --> 00:04:56,947 - Fuck! - Ricky, get rid of that rag 104 00:04:56,982 --> 00:04:59,485 You must've stopped bleeding by now, man. 105 00:04:59,985 --> 00:05:01,987 That's disgusting. What the fuck?! 106 00:05:02,022 --> 00:05:03,989 Ah! It's fucking glued to my face. 107 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:06,492 Oh, don't pull on it, Ricky. That's contact cement. 108 00:05:06,527 --> 00:05:08,494 It'll rip the skin right off you. 109 00:05:08,529 --> 00:05:09,960 Fuck! 110 00:05:09,995 --> 00:05:12,998 One time I was making a mode I and I glued the wing 111 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:15,501 to a B-17 bomber to my bird by accident. 112 00:05:15,536 --> 00:05:17,468 - What? - I was taking a pee. 113 00:05:17,503 --> 00:05:19,755 Do you remember that time I was walking funny 114 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:22,007 for a couple of weeks? I had a wing on my bird. 115 00:05:22,508 --> 00:05:25,010 , - Jesus. Well, now, I got a fucking rag glued to my face 116 00:05:25,045 --> 00:05:26,977 a truck glued to my hand. This is bullshit. 117 00:05:27,012 --> 00:05:28,979 Don't worry about that. We'll deal with that later 118 00:05:29,014 --> 00:05:31,255 Bubbles, just wait right here. We'll be back in a minute. 119 00:05:31,517 --> 00:05:34,019 - Julian, this is fucked! - Don't you guys think 120 00:05:34,054 --> 00:05:36,987 I'm going to the hospital, 'cause I'm not. 121 00:05:37,022 --> 00:05:39,274 Julian, I don't know where it is. It was fucking Grade Six. 122 00:05:39,309 --> 00:05:41,669 I was drunk. I don't know where I threw the little fucker. 123 00:05:41,704 --> 00:05:44,029 Ricky, you're gonna have to try to remember, alright? 124 00:05:44,064 --> 00:05:46,031 He's not gonna go to the hospital without it 125 00:05:46,532 --> 00:05:47,998 Think! 126 00:05:48,033 --> 00:05:49,534 If that infection spreads, man, 127 00:05:49,569 --> 00:05:51,036 it's gonna cause mental illness. 128 00:05:51,537 --> 00:05:54,289 It's gonna be dangerous. I'm telling you right now. 129 00:05:54,324 --> 00:05:57,042 Well, it's in one of these fucking swamps somewhere. 130 00:05:57,077 --> 00:05:59,061 I dunno. Just keep looking. 131 00:05:59,096 --> 00:06:01,011 It's not my fucking fault. 132 00:06:01,046 --> 00:06:03,048 Describe where you threw it again. 133 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:05,050 In here somewhere. I was drunk. 134 00:06:05,551 --> 00:06:07,052 There's a pond, Rick. 135 00:06:07,553 --> 00:06:09,019 Is this it? 136 00:06:09,054 --> 00:06:11,056 I dunno, Julian. I don't remember any of this 137 00:06:11,557 --> 00:06:13,559 Well, check it anyway. I'm gonna look over here. 138 00:06:13,594 --> 00:06:15,561 Fuck... 139 00:06:17,563 --> 00:06:19,064 Fuck. 140 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:35,581 Holy fuck, I found him, Julian 141 00:06:42,087 --> 00:06:43,589 You little fuck-face! 142 00:06:44,089 --> 00:06:46,056 Remember, Ricky, he's only a doll, okay? 143 00:06:46,091 --> 00:06:48,093 I fucking hate him, Julian. Just ignore him. 144 00:06:48,128 --> 00:06:50,095 We've got to do this. 145 00:06:52,097 --> 00:06:53,599 Let's go. You fuck with me 146 00:06:54,099 --> 00:06:56,101 and it's fucking on, I'll tell you that. 147 00:06:56,136 --> 00:06:57,603 You little bastard. 148 00:07:02,107 --> 00:07:04,074 Julian, this fucking tooth is killing me. 149 00:07:04,109 --> 00:07:06,862 Can't we just rip it out? Alright, she's settled. 150 00:07:06,897 --> 00:07:09,615 We're ripping her out. Let's get a rock and smash it. 151 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:12,117 Bubbles, I've got something for you. 152 00:07:12,152 --> 00:07:14,585 Omigod. Conky! 153 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:17,122 Conky, where have you been 154 00:07:17,157 --> 00:07:18,624 Omigod! 155 00:07:19,124 --> 00:07:21,592 Omigod, I've missed you. 156 00:07:21,627 --> 00:07:24,129 I thought you were dead for sure. 157 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:28,383 I thought you were dead too, you little bastard. 158 00:07:28,418 --> 00:07:32,137 Luckily I don't need oxyge n to live underwater 159 00:07:32,638 --> 00:07:34,605 like you do. Stupid! 160 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,142 Julian, it's starting already. I'm telling you right now, 161 00:07:37,177 --> 00:07:40,145 if you fuck with my Conky, I'm gonna fuck with you. 162 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:41,664 - Ricky, Ricky. - I'm out of here. 163 00:07:41,699 --> 00:07:43,139 Ricky, I need your help here, okay? 164 00:07:43,148 --> 00:07:46,151 We gotta get him to the hospital or he could go into a coma 165 00:07:46,186 --> 00:07:48,619 What, a coma? A coma? I'm going into a coma? 166 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:50,774 No, no, probably not. You're gonna be fine, Bubbles. 167 00:07:51,156 --> 00:07:54,159 What's it like in a coma? Why don't you ask Conky 168 00:07:54,194 --> 00:07:56,627 if it's okay to go to the hospital. 169 00:07:56,662 --> 00:07:59,665 A - Conky, do you think... do yo u think it would be a good ide 170 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:02,167 for me to go to the hospital and get that fixed? 171 00:08:02,202 --> 00:08:05,688 Well, I think it might b e a good idea 172 00:08:05,723 --> 00:08:09,174 to go on an adventure with Julian and... 173 00:08:09,675 --> 00:08:11,677 Ricky! 174 00:08:13,178 --> 00:08:15,681 Final warning, there, fuck-face. Final warning. 175 00:08:20,986 --> 00:08:24,990 Hey, Rand. I gave Bubbles his ultimatum 176 00:08:25,025 --> 00:08:26,957 Hey, Sarah. How's it going 177 00:08:26,992 --> 00:08:29,244 I got some eclairs to replac e the ones that were ruined. 178 00:08:29,279 --> 00:08:31,497 Good thing. Lucy and I hav e been working really hard 179 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:33,464 to hold this shit together. Yeah, I know. 180 00:08:33,499 --> 00:08:35,899 What is this money going t anyway, Lahey? The liquor store? 181 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:37,503 It's going to the community. 182 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:39,643 Okay, what the fuck's been eating these? 183 00:08:40,005 --> 00:08:41,507 Eating them? Cats! 184 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:44,510 Randy, we've got to do something about the shit-rat problem 185 00:08:44,545 --> 00:08:46,779 Seriously, though, what's this money going to 186 00:08:46,814 --> 00:08:49,014 Listen, Lucy, don't you worr y about the money. 187 00:08:49,515 --> 00:08:50,481 I'm the Trailer Park Supervisor. 188 00:08:50,516 --> 00:08:54,019 I know exactly where this mone y is going. Come on, Rand. 189 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:19,044 It's okay, Bubs. It's okay 190 00:09:22,548 --> 00:09:24,515 Can I help you? 191 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:26,552 Yes, you can. My friend' s got an abscessed tooth. 192 00:09:26,587 --> 00:09:28,321 We need someone to take a look at it. 193 00:09:28,356 --> 00:09:30,020 No, we don't, actually, Julian. 194 00:09:30,055 --> 00:09:32,557 Let's just get the fuck out of here. I'm fine. 195 00:09:32,592 --> 00:09:35,060 Um, uh, I'm sorry, sir. There's no smoking. 196 00:09:35,095 --> 00:09:37,027 And is this gentleman with you too? 197 00:09:37,062 --> 00:09:39,064 Yeah, I'm fucking with him . What do you mean, no smoking 198 00:09:39,099 --> 00:09:41,532 And what is your problem, sir? 199 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:43,567 Well, now I can't smoke. That's my first problem. 200 00:09:43,569 --> 00:09:46,071 I've got a busted nose. Which I now have a rag glued to. 201 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:48,038 And a fucking truck glued to my hand. 202 00:09:48,073 --> 00:09:51,076 How's that for a start? And he's fucked in the head. 203 00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:53,043 He needs a brain transplant. 204 00:09:53,078 --> 00:09:55,080 Conky, I'm serious. You better fuck off. 205 00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:56,547 Washington, code white, please. 206 00:09:56,582 --> 00:10:00,085 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Want a piece of me, 207 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,587 you little dick? Ricky! 208 00:10:01,622 --> 00:10:02,588 Don't you touch me. 209 00:10:03,088 --> 00:10:05,090 What is the gentleman's first name? 210 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,057 - Bubbles. - And what is his last name? 211 00:10:07,092 --> 00:10:09,059 - Uh, just Bubbles. - Get the fuck away from me. 212 00:10:09,094 --> 00:10:13,098 Okay, and do you gentlemen all live at the same civic address 213 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:16,101 He lives in my shed. Ricky lives in his car. 214 00:10:16,136 --> 00:10:18,068 Okay. And, um... 215 00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:20,355 any health cards? Social Insurance numbers? 216 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:22,608 Is there any information you can give me? 217 00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:25,110 I do have one last bit of information for you. 218 00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:26,577 This is called the double whammy, 219 00:10:26,612 --> 00:10:28,614 which I only bring out for special occasions, alright 220 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,616 So why don't you and your whole hospital fuck off 221 00:10:31,116 --> 00:10:33,118 You won't help me. It's 'cause I live in a car. 222 00:10:33,619 --> 00:10:35,586 Is that what it is? Fuck! Holy Fuck! 223 00:10:35,621 --> 00:10:38,624 - You guys can fuck off. - What the fuck is this shit 224 00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:41,627 I live in a car, you won't fix me up or help my friend? 225 00:10:42,127 --> 00:10:44,129 - Nice going, Ricky. - Fuck you, Conky. 226 00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:45,631 Fuck! 227 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,135 Crazy octo-eyed motherfuckers. 228 00:10:50,636 --> 00:10:52,638 Frig off, Washington. 229 00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:54,605 Are you happy now, Julian? 230 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,142 Bubbles is going to go into a coma and die probably 231 00:10:57,177 --> 00:10:59,109 You idiots. 232 00:10:59,144 --> 00:11:01,647 - Conky, please. Just don't. - Bubbles, don't worry. 233 00:11:01,682 --> 00:11:03,649 I'll get that tooth out somehow, alright? 234 00:11:03,684 --> 00:11:05,115 Who can go fuck whoseself? 235 00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:07,402 Now you fuck off, you little fucker. 236 00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:09,296 Rick, who the hell are you talking to? 237 00:11:09,331 --> 00:11:11,121 The fucking squirrel on my shoulder 238 00:11:11,156 --> 00:11:13,624 just told me to fuck off. Ricky, you're hallucinating. 239 00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:16,161 Get a hold of yourself, Ricky. Ricky, you just pissed on me 240 00:11:16,662 --> 00:11:18,629 Well, you pulled me away 241 00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:21,166 Just pretend you're on mushrooms, alright 242 00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:23,168 Just go with it. Come on, let's go. 243 00:11:23,669 --> 00:11:26,672 There they are, Randy. We got 'em, boy. 244 00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:28,639 Where'd you get the cookies? 245 00:11:28,674 --> 00:11:30,926 Where'd you get the cookies, boys? 246 00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,178 - Get up. - On the car. Get up. 247 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,646 I paid for those. A legal transaction. 248 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:38,684 Those cookies were stole from the bake sale this morning. 249 00:11:39,184 --> 00:11:40,651 That's right. You're stealing them. 250 00:11:40,686 --> 00:11:42,152 Why don't you call the cop s and tell them 251 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:44,348 that we stole your cookies. That's a darn good idea. 252 00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:46,191 I think I just might do that 253 00:11:46,692 --> 00:11:48,694 Wait, don't call the cops, dude. Come on, don't, don't. 254 00:11:48,729 --> 00:11:50,160 Ow! 255 00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,698 Okay, I tell you what. You do me a little favour, 256 00:11:53,198 --> 00:11:55,700 I won't call the cops. I want you to round up 257 00:11:55,735 --> 00:11:58,203 all of Bubbles' cats and bring them to me. 258 00:12:00,205 --> 00:12:02,708 Bubbles, Bubbles, cool it. Just stop that Conky stuff, man. 259 00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:05,175 Get in the car. It's bad enough 260 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:08,178 I gotta deal with fucking breathing in this shit. 261 00:12:08,213 --> 00:12:11,717 I probably got brain... whatever it's called or, mental, fuck 262 00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:14,219 I just can't deal with you . You know that? 263 00:12:14,254 --> 00:12:15,721 I can't fucking deal with you. 264 00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:19,189 Bubbles, stop with the Conky stuff. 265 00:12:19,224 --> 00:12:21,226 Julian, I can't be responsible for every little thing 266 00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:23,193 that comes out of his mouth, you know. 267 00:12:23,228 --> 00:12:25,230 I should've left you in the fucking swamp, you know. 268 00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:27,232 That's where you belong, in that fucking swamp. 269 00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:30,235 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 270 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:32,738 I'm a good boy, Bubbles. 271 00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:35,240 Get in, Julian. 272 00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:42,748 Ricky. Ricky, Ricky. 273 00:12:44,249 --> 00:12:46,251 Are you sure you want to use the Community Fund 274 00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:47,718 for this, Mr. Lahey? 275 00:12:47,753 --> 00:12:51,256 The cat population in the park is Malthusian in scope, Randy. 276 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,257 We have no choice. 277 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,259 This is hard, Mr. Lahey. 278 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,240 They're scratching the shit out of us. 279 00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:58,263 The cat's in heat, Trevor, and you're wearing 280 00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:00,731 a leopard-print coat? Smart. Real smart. 281 00:13:00,766 --> 00:13:02,733 You know, I think we shoul d get paid more. 282 00:13:02,768 --> 00:13:05,270 No possible way. Put the shit-rats in the car 283 00:13:05,305 --> 00:13:07,237 Well, when are we getting paid? 284 00:13:07,272 --> 00:13:10,275 Shut up, Trevor. The shift's not over. Get back to work 285 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:13,744 Goddamned shit-monkeys. 286 00:13:13,779 --> 00:13:16,031 - What did you say? - Move on, Trevor. Moving on 287 00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:18,283 Holy fuck, boys. Sam's got his vet open again 288 00:13:18,784 --> 00:13:20,535 He could take out your tooth , Bubbles. 289 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:22,179 Well, I got my veterinar y practice 290 00:13:22,214 --> 00:13:23,789 up and running again, which is great. 291 00:13:24,289 --> 00:13:27,292 It took a lot of bullshit, and I'm on probation for two years 292 00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:28,759 with the Veterinary Associatio n of Canada, 293 00:13:28,794 --> 00:13:31,797 but it's nice to be back doing what I really love to do. 294 00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:33,764 No fucking way, boys. 295 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:36,301 You're not thinking of letting that big square-headed, 296 00:13:36,802 --> 00:13:38,769 greasy bastard work on my tooth, are you? 297 00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:41,306 Bubs, Bubs, if he can take a cat's tooth out, 298 00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:42,773 he can take your tooth out , okay? 299 00:13:42,808 --> 00:13:44,810 It's basically the same thing. Alright, here's the deal. 300 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:47,277 Ricky and I are gonna go case the joint out, 301 00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:48,814 make sure everything's cool, because Sam's fucked. 302 00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:50,816 We can get him to do this, Bubbles. 303 00:13:50,851 --> 00:13:52,783 What do you think? 304 00:13:52,818 --> 00:13:55,285 Alright, Julian. I don't give a fuck anymore. 305 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,073 I just want this dirty fucking tooth out of my mouth. 306 00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,826 Bubs, it's going to be okay, alright? You wait here, 307 00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:02,292 we'll get the situation under control, 308 00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:05,330 then come and get you. Conky , get the fuck out of my face. 309 00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:07,332 You gotta get that thing under control, Bubbles. 310 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:09,299 He's driving me nuts. Come on, Rick. 311 00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:11,837 You're not gonna listen to Ricky, are you, Bubbles 312 00:14:12,337 --> 00:14:14,339 You're a lot smarter than he is. 313 00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:16,807 Conky, don't start. 314 00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,844 Well, well, well, what do we have here? 315 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:22,114 Jim Lahey's car is at the vet. 316 00:14:22,149 --> 00:14:25,315 What's Lahey doing here? 317 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:28,353 Why don't you go find out, Bubbles. 318 00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:30,320 Or are you too scared? 319 00:14:30,355 --> 00:14:32,858 Conky, you better fuck off , I'm telling ya. 320 00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:35,325 Fuck off? 321 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,363 You just remember I call the shots here, Bubbles. 322 00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:40,831 You got it? 323 00:14:40,866 --> 00:14:43,333 - Yes, Conky. - Good. 324 00:14:43,368 --> 00:14:45,871 Ninety-seven dollars per cat 325 00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:47,873 Ninety-seven dollars? 326 00:14:48,373 --> 00:14:50,375 Okay, let's go take a look around. 327 00:14:52,878 --> 00:14:56,381 We got at least 25 cats back at the park. 328 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,383 Ninety-seven dollars? Taxes in? 329 00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,850 Lahey? Randy? 330 00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:02,387 What the fuck are you guys doing here? 331 00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:05,355 - Conky? - Looking trim, Randy. 332 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,892 Why in the fuck do you guy s have my kitties at the vet 333 00:15:07,927 --> 00:15:10,395 I gave you written warning . Now we're using the proceeds- 334 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,863 - For what? To have my kitties killed? 335 00:15:12,898 --> 00:15:15,150 You're having my kitties killed! Bubbles, Jesus! 336 00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:17,367 I'll kill you, Randy! 337 00:15:17,402 --> 00:15:20,405 - Give it to him, Bubbles. - I'll kill you! 338 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,407 Bubbles! Bubbles! 339 00:15:22,908 --> 00:15:24,409 You got the wrong idea! Let him go! 340 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,877 What the fuck? 341 00:15:26,912 --> 00:15:29,414 Julian, it must be the fumes . I'm hallucinating, man. 342 00:15:29,915 --> 00:15:32,417 It looks like Bubbles has wings on his back 343 00:15:32,452 --> 00:15:33,919 and he's strangling Mike Bullard. 344 00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:35,899 Fuck, it is Bubbles. Come on. What? 345 00:15:35,921 --> 00:15:38,924 Is he strangling Mike Bullard? No, it just looks like it. 346 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:41,391 It's Randy. Open the door, I'm going in. 347 00:15:41,426 --> 00:15:43,929 - Where'd you get the gun? - Doesn't matter. Open it. 348 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,449 Let him go, Bubbles! Bubbles, let him go! 349 00:15:46,484 --> 00:15:48,934 - Hands over your heads! - Bubbles, stop it! 350 00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:54,940 Put the fucking gun down, Sam. 351 00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,907 Fuck! 352 00:15:56,942 --> 00:15:58,909 Don't shoot, Ricky. 353 00:15:58,944 --> 00:16:01,696 What's the matter, shitclamp ? Out of darts? Huh? 354 00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:04,449 Don't worry, Sam, Ricky wouldn't hurt a flea 355 00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:05,951 I said shut the fuck up, Conky. 356 00:16:05,986 --> 00:16:07,417 Don't you fucking move, Sam. 357 00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:09,454 We're probably going to jail over all this bullshit. 358 00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:10,921 Thanks a lot. But before we do, 359 00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:12,958 you're going to fucking give us a hand. Au gratin. 360 00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:19,331 Sorry, Sam, but Bubbles' tooth has to come out. 361 00:16:19,366 --> 00:16:21,798 Unfortunately, you are our only option now. 362 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:24,335 E - Forget about it, Julian. I'v e already lost my practice onc 363 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,838 because of you guys. And thi s shit's still trying to kill me 364 00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:28,714 Sam, shut the fuck up, alright? Or next time, 365 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,807 I'm not going to miss, I fucking promise you that 366 00:16:30,842 --> 00:16:33,845 , - You were one of the reason s we went back to jail last time 367 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,312 so you owe us. I owe you?! 368 00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:38,350 Sam, just take out the fucking tooth. 369 00:16:38,385 --> 00:16:39,851 Come on. 370 00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:42,354 , - Look, having a gunfight in the middle of my office 371 00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:43,855 I'm sure is a breach of my probation. 372 00:16:44,356 --> 00:16:46,323 Okay, so you want to shoot, shoot. Go ahead. 373 00:16:46,358 --> 00:16:48,860 Look, take out the tooth and I'll get you out of this 374 00:16:48,895 --> 00:16:50,862 with the cops. It's not a big deal, alright 375 00:16:50,897 --> 00:16:53,830 Holy fuck, purple squirrels! 376 00:16:53,865 --> 00:16:56,868 There's no fucking squirrels . Keep that down. 377 00:16:56,903 --> 00:16:58,835 No more gunplay! Fuck, if the cops aren't 378 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,623 already on their way, they're on their way now, okay?! 379 00:17:01,658 --> 00:17:04,376 So if you stop the gunplay , I'll do whatever you want. 380 00:17:04,411 --> 00:17:05,842 Anything. 381 00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:07,879 Why don't you just shoot off your gun some more, 382 00:17:07,914 --> 00:17:09,881 very recklessly like? 383 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:11,383 Idiot! 384 00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:14,386 Did you just call me an idiot, Conky? Huh? 385 00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:17,354 Maybe I did... Raveen. 386 00:17:17,389 --> 00:17:20,892 Alright, "Raveen" is taking it a little too far, 387 00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:22,859 alright, you little fucker 388 00:17:22,894 --> 00:17:24,896 ? He's the fucking man they call...? 389 00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:27,399 Don't say it, Bubbles. 390 00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:30,367 ? Raveen...? 391 00:17:30,402 --> 00:17:33,405 That's it. I have fucking ha d it with you. 392 00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:38,410 Ricky, you're pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet 393 00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:39,876 Yes, I am. 394 00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:41,878 Behind the puppet is our friend. 395 00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:44,416 The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. 396 00:17:44,451 --> 00:17:46,383 Give me the gun. 397 00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:48,420 I gotta kill this puppet , Julian. 398 00:17:48,455 --> 00:17:50,422 Ricky, give me the gun. 399 00:17:50,457 --> 00:17:52,424 Give it to me. 400 00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:59,931 Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used.. 401 00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:03,400 Patrick Swayze. 402 00:18:03,435 --> 00:18:06,438 That's not funny, Bubbles. 403 00:18:06,473 --> 00:18:11,408 ? Oh my Julian? 404 00:18:11,443 --> 00:18:13,695 ? My handsome Julian? 405 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,912 ? Patrick Swayze? 406 00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:18,950 ? You were so fucking sex y in Roadhouse? 407 00:18:19,451 --> 00:18:20,952 ? Fucking Dirty Dancing? 408 00:18:23,455 --> 00:18:25,457 My God! Julian, what happened? 409 00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:28,459 I'm sorry, buddy. You were going crazy on us, man. 410 00:18:28,494 --> 00:18:30,962 Smoking much dope lately , boys? You guys are fucked. 411 00:18:30,997 --> 00:18:33,482 - Fuck off, Sam. - Fuck, the cops are here, boys. 412 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:35,967 Alright, I got an idea. It's pretty fucked up, 413 00:18:36,002 --> 00:18:37,682 but it might work, okay? Is that dog pee? 414 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:39,721 Yeah, hold this, Bubbles . I'd say we got about 415 00:18:39,756 --> 00:18:41,557 a 10% chance of getting out of this one, boys. 416 00:18:41,973 --> 00:18:44,476 Attention. This is the police. 417 00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:46,943 Put down your weapons... 418 00:18:46,978 --> 00:18:49,946 - Is that George Green? - That's definitely him. 419 00:18:49,981 --> 00:18:52,984 Wicked. Forget what I said Our chances just went up to 95%. 420 00:18:53,019 --> 00:18:54,986 Julian, give me your drink. No way, Ricky. 421 00:18:55,487 --> 00:18:57,489 Do you want to go to jail? Give me your fucking drink 422 00:18:57,524 --> 00:19:00,457 What are we going to do? 423 00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:02,959 I repeat. This is the police 424 00:19:02,994 --> 00:19:05,496 Come out with your hands up. Fucking idiot. 425 00:19:05,531 --> 00:19:07,964 Alright, Bubbles, here's what I want you to do. 426 00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:10,502 Poor that on them. Make it loo k like they pissed themselves. 427 00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:12,504 Julian, take the darts out of them. 428 00:19:14,506 --> 00:19:16,473 George, it's Ricky! 429 00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:18,508 Randy and Lahey are in here! They're drunk as fuck! 430 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,512 They've been drinking all day! They came here fucking around, 431 00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:22,514 but we got it under control! Come on in slowly, 432 00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,481 just take your time! 433 00:19:24,516 --> 00:19:27,018 Fuck, boys, here they come. Ricky, get your darts out. 434 00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:29,986 Not your cigarette darts, these darts. 435 00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:32,524 Pull them out. Take them out for me, Bubs 436 00:19:34,526 --> 00:19:36,993 Oh. Hey, there, George. Karen. 437 00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:40,031 - Nobody move. - No, we're not moving. 438 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,998 Would somebody mind telling me 439 00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:45,036 what the hell is going on here . We got a report of gunfire 440 00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:47,504 There's no gunfire. My car backfired out front 441 00:19:47,539 --> 00:19:50,542 s That was all. Look, Bubbles ha d an appointment for his cat 442 00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:52,509 and me and Julian brought him down here. 443 00:19:52,544 --> 00:19:55,046 , These two idiots showed up , drunk as fuck, starting shit 444 00:19:55,081 --> 00:19:56,521 mumbling something about shit-wolves. 445 00:19:56,548 --> 00:19:58,014 Then they pissed themselve s and passed out. 446 00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:00,552 I don't fucking know. They're fucked. You know that. 447 00:20:00,587 --> 00:20:02,018 Sam? 448 00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:04,556 Exactly. That's exactly what happened, George. 449 00:20:04,591 --> 00:20:07,076 I can smell the booze from here. 450 00:20:07,111 --> 00:20:09,561 - No shit. - Can you smell the pee? 451 00:20:09,596 --> 00:20:11,528 Look at the piss on them. 452 00:20:11,563 --> 00:20:13,530 You going to want to press charges here, Sam? 453 00:20:13,565 --> 00:20:16,568 No, I just want them out o f here. I have a practice to run 454 00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:18,535 Karen. 455 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:22,073 Ricky, we can help them, uh... We can help you, George. 456 00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:24,075 Yeah, we'll give you a hand, George. 457 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,577 No problem. 458 00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:29,045 Deal's a deal, Sam. 459 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,582 , - No problem, Julian. You get Bubbles back in here 460 00:20:31,617 --> 00:20:34,085 I'll set up my table and we'll get that tooth out, okay? 461 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:37,088 Can you get that fucking rag and model off Ricky too? 462 00:20:37,123 --> 00:20:38,857 Sure, Julian. 463 00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,557 Look at the size 464 00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,594 of that cocksucker, boys. 465 00:20:42,629 --> 00:20:44,561 - Holy fuck. - I know. 466 00:20:44,596 --> 00:20:47,599 Boys, what the fuck is up with me getting shot with three darts 467 00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:48,755 and it didn't even affect me 468 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,740 I must be, like, a superhero or something. 469 00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:52,943 Maybe you've got so much dop e in your system 470 00:20:53,104 --> 00:20:54,571 you're immune, Rick. 471 00:20:54,606 --> 00:20:57,609 Well, if that's the case then, Julian, he is like a superhero 472 00:20:57,644 --> 00:20:59,075 Fucking right. 473 00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:01,112 Holy fuck, Ricky, you know who you are? 474 00:21:01,147 --> 00:21:02,614 - Who? - You're Dope-Man! 475 00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:04,581 He can smoke a pound 476 00:21:04,616 --> 00:21:06,583 in a single bound. Hey, guys, what's up? 477 00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:08,620 You seen Lahey and Randy around? We gathered up 478 00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:10,622 all your cats and we can't find them anywhere. 479 00:21:10,657 --> 00:21:12,088 Haven't seen them? 480 00:21:12,123 --> 00:21:14,626 You helped round up my cat s to have them killed? 481 00:21:15,126 --> 00:21:16,092 What are you talking about 482 00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:18,630 Lahey's getting your cats spayed, not put to sleep. 483 00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:20,931 You should know we wouldn't do that, Bubbles 484 00:21:21,132 --> 00:21:23,134 - Give me a break. - Omigod, boys. 485 00:21:23,635 --> 00:21:25,637 What have we done to Lahey and Randy? 486 00:21:25,672 --> 00:21:27,138 Fuck 'em. 487 00:21:34,646 --> 00:21:36,613 Where are we, Mr. Lahey? 488 00:21:36,648 --> 00:21:39,651 I think we're in the drunk tank, Randy. 489 00:21:39,686 --> 00:21:42,421 Looks like you pissed yourself , bud. 490 00:21:42,456 --> 00:21:45,156 You pissed yourself too, Mr. Lahey. 491 00:21:45,191 --> 00:21:48,625 Oh, not again. 492 00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:52,664 Boys, maybe I could keep his glasses and his little sweater 493 00:21:52,699 --> 00:21:54,666 No fucking way, Bubbles. 494 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,668 Come on, buddy. 495 00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:00,672 Fuck you, Conky.