1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:11,398 --> 00:00:13,900 What the hell is that idiot up to now? 2 00:00:13,935 --> 00:00:16,170 Mr. Lahey, can I ask you something? 3 00:00:16,205 --> 00:00:18,306 Why are you making me wear this shirt? 4 00:00:18,341 --> 00:00:20,625 Are you embarrassed about the way I look? 5 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:22,874 Of course not, Randy. You're beautiful. 6 00:00:22,909 --> 00:00:25,912 When we win Trailer Park Supervisor of the Year, boy, 7 00:00:25,947 --> 00:00:28,915 we gotta look professional. There's no way Barb's 8 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:31,918 going to go for this, Mr. Lahey. Bottle kids! 9 00:00:37,924 --> 00:00:39,891 Are you alright, Mr. Lahey 10 00:00:39,926 --> 00:00:43,179 Alright, Randy? I've never been better. 11 00:00:43,214 --> 00:00:46,433 I can feel it. Today's the day, Randy. 12 00:00:46,933 --> 00:00:48,400 Today is the day I receive 13 00:00:48,435 --> 00:00:50,937 the highest, most prestigiou s award there is, 14 00:00:50,972 --> 00:00:52,404 and you know what else? 15 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:55,442 I don't know how, but Ricky is going down today. 16 00:00:55,942 --> 00:00:59,446 And we're going to polish of f a quart of rye - each. 17 00:01:41,488 --> 00:01:43,969 Being Trailer Park Supervisor has been a fulfillment kind of reward. 18 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:45,992 I can fuck around, do whatever shit I want. 19 00:01:46,027 --> 00:01:47,959 It's been great. And when Julian was in jail, 20 00:01:47,994 --> 00:01:50,034 it stressed Bubbles out a bit, so I figure it's time 21 00:01:50,497 --> 00:01:52,617 to give back to him, to the community at the same time 22 00:01:52,999 --> 00:01:54,360 So today, I'm having Community Day. 23 00:01:54,501 --> 00:01:56,981 It's gonna fucking kick-ass too. We got front-end-loader rides, 24 00:01:57,003 --> 00:01:58,470 A paint-ball-target range. 25 00:01:58,505 --> 00:02:00,507 And then we're gonna have wrestling. 26 00:02:01,007 --> 00:02:03,510 You know, it's a good chance to make a bit of money 27 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:04,976 for the down payment for the park, 28 00:02:05,011 --> 00:02:07,514 which will keep Julian fucking happy and pay off my debt, 29 00:02:07,549 --> 00:02:09,015 which, I mean, that wasn't my fault. 30 00:02:09,516 --> 00:02:11,483 But that's neither there nor here nor anywhere. 31 00:02:11,518 --> 00:02:14,521 Right now, I'm just gonna smok e a big six-paper joint 32 00:02:14,556 --> 00:02:17,524 and get fucking wrecked and party all fucking day. 33 00:02:17,559 --> 00:02:18,490 Ricky, what are you doing? 34 00:02:18,525 --> 00:02:21,528 Come on, man, we got lots of work to do here 35 00:02:21,563 --> 00:02:23,043 Where the fuck are Corey and Trevor? 36 00:02:23,064 --> 00:02:23,995 You seen them? 37 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:25,532 They're back there, moving Bubbles' shed. 38 00:02:25,567 --> 00:02:27,999 Got a big enough joint there , Rick? 39 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:30,036 I need Corey and Trevor to work for me today. 40 00:02:30,071 --> 00:02:31,538 I got weed, I'll fucking pay them. 41 00:02:31,573 --> 00:02:32,613 It's Community Day, Julian 42 00:02:33,039 --> 00:02:35,359 Listen, why don't you tr focusing on the weed a bit more, 43 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:37,544 instead of being Trailer Park Supervisor. 44 00:02:37,579 --> 00:02:39,010 You're fucking up, man. 45 00:02:39,045 --> 00:02:41,548 Sounds like someone's jealou s about me being Supervisor. 46 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:44,551 No, no! Those plants are getting huge, Rick, okay 47 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:46,017 It's starting to scare me a bit. 48 00:02:46,052 --> 00:02:48,054 Julian, it's one fucking day . We'll get drunk and stoned 49 00:02:48,089 --> 00:02:49,521 We're going to have Community Day here. 50 00:02:49,556 --> 00:02:51,797 Bubbles is gonna get to wrestle. He's gonna shit himself. 51 00:02:52,058 --> 00:02:53,560 Heads up - Barb. 52 00:02:55,562 --> 00:02:57,814 Oh, my goodness, Randy. 53 00:02:57,849 --> 00:03:00,031 You look... magnificent. 54 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:04,070 Jim this is, um, interesting . "Mr. James Lahey, 55 00:03:04,105 --> 00:03:05,537 you have been selected 56 00:03:05,572 --> 00:03:08,039 as Trailer Park Supervisor of the Year 57 00:03:08,074 --> 00:03:10,577 by the International Association of Trailer Parks, 58 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:11,572 Trailer Park Supervisors 59 00:03:11,578 --> 00:03:13,580 and Assistant Trailer Park Supervisors." 60 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,583 The letterhead is incredible and it's so well written. 61 00:03:16,618 --> 00:03:18,049 You know, boys, I really, 62 00:03:18,084 --> 00:03:20,587 I really don't have time for this nonsense. 63 00:03:20,622 --> 00:03:22,589 Barb? That's the real thing. 64 00:03:23,089 --> 00:03:27,093 I was nominated four times and this year, I won. 65 00:03:27,128 --> 00:03:28,560 Jim, we've been all through this. 66 00:03:28,595 --> 00:03:30,562 You are not the Trailer Park Supervisor, Ricky is. 67 00:03:30,597 --> 00:03:33,600 Yeah, Babs, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 68 00:03:33,635 --> 00:03:36,603 They think that I'm still Supervisor of the park. 69 00:03:36,638 --> 00:03:38,372 Look, what I'm asking is this: 70 00:03:38,407 --> 00:03:40,106 Make me Supervisor for one day, 71 00:03:40,141 --> 00:03:41,573 I'll accept the award, 72 00:03:41,608 --> 00:03:45,076 and Sunnyvale can become part of the international union. 73 00:03:45,111 --> 00:03:48,615 Just think what that will do to the value of the park, Barb 74 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:51,618 Jim, I'm not an idiot. What's in this for you? 75 00:03:51,653 --> 00:03:53,119 Well, the award. 76 00:03:55,622 --> 00:03:58,124 Barb, I don't know if you noticed or not, 77 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:02,128 but I've kind of hit the botto m of the barrel lately. 78 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:06,097 This award is exactly what I need 79 00:04:06,132 --> 00:04:08,635 to get me back on my feet again, Barb. 80 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:10,136 Ricky doesn't even need to know. 81 00:04:10,637 --> 00:04:12,138 He's doing his Community Day thing. 82 00:04:12,173 --> 00:04:13,605 We'll just stay clear of him 83 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,643 Barb, they're going to be here in 45 minutes. 84 00:04:18,645 --> 00:04:21,147 Please? 85 00:04:22,649 --> 00:04:24,115 Ricky, you're not mad, are ya, 86 00:04:24,150 --> 00:04:26,653 that I moved my shed up here to Julian's? 87 00:04:26,688 --> 00:04:28,119 - No. - I've always lived by him 88 00:04:28,154 --> 00:04:30,657 I just don't want you to think I don't like ya. 89 00:04:30,692 --> 00:04:32,624 That's cool, buddy. 90 00:04:32,659 --> 00:04:34,125 Listen, Corey, Trevor, put the tools down. 91 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,163 I need to talk to you guys . You're working for me today. 92 00:04:37,198 --> 00:04:40,166 Now, I'm not proud of you guys , so don't get the wrong idea. 93 00:04:40,201 --> 00:04:42,133 You still fuck up a lot. But take this. 94 00:04:42,168 --> 00:04:43,670 It's an advance, okay? Now, blindfold Bubbles. 95 00:04:43,705 --> 00:04:44,671 - Nice. - Blindfold me? 96 00:04:45,171 --> 00:04:47,173 Yeah, for all the bullshit we went through 97 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:49,443 while Julian was in jail, alright? 98 00:04:49,478 --> 00:04:51,643 - Oh, a surprise? - Yeah, big time. 99 00:04:51,678 --> 00:04:54,681 I fucking love surprises. You're gonna freak, Bubbles. 100 00:04:54,716 --> 00:04:56,147 - Omigod. - Hey, hi. 101 00:04:56,182 --> 00:04:58,650 Uh, there's your lunch, Richard. 102 00:04:58,685 --> 00:05:02,689 Oh, Bubbles, that looks good , that's great. It works there 103 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:03,957 It's... it's good there. 104 00:05:03,992 --> 00:05:05,191 What's wrong with you? 105 00:05:05,692 --> 00:05:08,194 What? Nothing. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 106 00:05:08,229 --> 00:05:10,697 Listen, can we, uh, have a quick word? 107 00:05:10,732 --> 00:05:12,163 Pepperoni and tuna, right on 108 00:05:12,198 --> 00:05:13,950 Listen, you have been workin g so hard lately, 109 00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:15,705 I want to give you a little reward, alright? 110 00:05:15,737 --> 00:05:17,704 Okay, take the day off. The whole day. 111 00:05:18,204 --> 00:05:19,170 Get drunk, get stoned, 112 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:21,207 you know, muck around with Corey and Trevor. 113 00:05:21,242 --> 00:05:22,563 That's awesome, Barb. Thank you. 114 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:24,210 - Yeah. Good. - Are you gonna stop by 115 00:05:24,245 --> 00:05:25,677 Community Day and get drunk with us? 116 00:05:25,712 --> 00:05:28,214 Uh, we'll see. Maybe later . But keep it kinda low-key, huh 117 00:05:28,249 --> 00:05:29,180 You ready, buddy? 118 00:05:29,215 --> 00:05:32,183 I'm ready. What is it? I can't wait. 119 00:05:32,218 --> 00:05:34,721 Let's get that fucking blindfold off, Trevor. 120 00:05:37,223 --> 00:05:40,226 Holy fuck! A wrestling ring! 121 00:05:42,228 --> 00:05:44,731 Oh, this is awesome, Ricky . Did you build this? 122 00:05:44,766 --> 00:05:47,198 Look at this thing! Real turnbuckles... 123 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:51,237 Oh, you made banners out of old liquor-store bags 124 00:05:51,738 --> 00:05:53,204 Grrrr! 125 00:05:53,239 --> 00:05:55,206 I'm going to get my Green Bastard suit on! 126 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:57,208 The Green Bastard is Bubbles' wrestling name 127 00:05:57,243 --> 00:05:59,210 He fucking loves wrestling . He takes it really serious 128 00:05:59,245 --> 00:06:02,749 He's got this old... Would you shut the fuck up for a second! 129 00:06:02,784 --> 00:06:04,751 He's got this old green tarp he puts on and everything 130 00:06:04,786 --> 00:06:06,217 and he's got some really good moves. 131 00:06:06,252 --> 00:06:09,255 He's been bugging us for a while to get a ring together 132 00:06:09,756 --> 00:06:11,516 and have some backyard wrestling match going, 133 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:13,259 I'm just glad now I can make that happen 134 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,763 I can't wait to start fuckin g hammering people. Rrrr! 135 00:06:16,798 --> 00:06:19,265 Barbara Lahey, I'd like you to meet 136 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,732 Mr. Bernie Sandford, 137 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:23,770 International Association of Trailer Park Supervisors. 138 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:26,237 The IATTPPSATPS, 139 00:06:26,272 --> 00:06:28,775 , that's the International Association of Trailer Parks 140 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:29,770 Trailer Park Supervisors 141 00:06:29,776 --> 00:06:31,296 and Assistant Trailer Park Supervisors. 142 00:06:31,778 --> 00:06:34,280 Jim Lahey, I've heard a lot about you 143 00:06:34,315 --> 00:06:35,782 Thank you. And this is 144 00:06:36,282 --> 00:06:38,784 the Assistant Internationa I Trailer Park Supervisor, Carl. 145 00:06:38,819 --> 00:06:41,287 Jason, actually. We met at that conference in Moncton? 146 00:06:41,322 --> 00:06:42,253 - Right. - We were drinking. 147 00:06:42,288 --> 00:06:44,791 Don't worry about it, Jim. Good to see ya. 148 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:47,293 Thanks. Randy must've gotten my records mixed up 149 00:06:47,328 --> 00:06:48,259 - Mr. Lahey? - Randy. 150 00:06:48,294 --> 00:06:51,262 Uh, every trailer park, as you know, 151 00:06:51,297 --> 00:06:54,801 r has it's share of troublemakers. Our particular troublemake 152 00:06:54,836 --> 00:06:58,071 is a drunken recidivist idio t called Ricky. 153 00:06:58,106 --> 00:07:01,272 Been in jail eighteen times. He's, uh, cuckoo. 154 00:07:01,307 --> 00:07:04,310 For some reason, he thinks he's Supervisor of the park. 155 00:07:04,345 --> 00:07:05,276 Right, Barb? 156 00:07:05,311 --> 00:07:07,313 Yes, that's right. He does think that. 157 00:07:07,814 --> 00:07:10,316 Hmm. Jason, gin-and-toni c with some hickory sticks. 158 00:07:10,351 --> 00:07:11,783 Right away, sir. 159 00:07:11,818 --> 00:07:15,321 Jim, do you mean to tell m e you can't deal with this man 160 00:07:15,822 --> 00:07:18,825 Bernie, no one can. It's better just to avoid him. 161 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:19,826 Trust me on this. 162 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:28,334 Calm down?! You fucking calm down! 163 00:07:28,835 --> 00:07:30,837 Who's running this fucking trailer park? 164 00:07:31,337 --> 00:07:33,840 Uh, it's um, Community Day here at Sunnyvale. 165 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:36,307 Right. I didn't want to tell you, 166 00:07:36,342 --> 00:07:40,346 'cause I thought you might think I was putting on a show 167 00:07:40,381 --> 00:07:42,348 for the award and all. 168 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:45,351 - Ahh! - Ow! 169 00:07:45,386 --> 00:07:46,818 Ow! 170 00:07:46,853 --> 00:07:48,604 - Stop it! - Ricky, make them back off! 171 00:07:48,639 --> 00:07:50,498 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 172 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:52,323 What are you doing? Give me the gun. 173 00:07:52,358 --> 00:07:54,398 That's 12 shots. That was $24, I hope you know that. 174 00:07:54,861 --> 00:07:55,827 Let's go, come on. 175 00:07:55,862 --> 00:07:58,865 Green Bastard, parts unknown. Nice. 176 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:01,868 Corey, Trevor, get the fuck in the ring. 177 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:05,837 You look good, buddy. 178 00:08:05,872 --> 00:08:07,874 - Green Bastard! - Rick, Rick, Rick. 179 00:08:07,909 --> 00:08:09,876 Who in the hell are these guys? 180 00:08:09,911 --> 00:08:12,844 Jefferson, the paint! 181 00:08:12,879 --> 00:08:15,381 - I dunno. - What's Lahey doing with them 182 00:08:15,416 --> 00:08:18,384 Community Day. 183 00:08:18,419 --> 00:08:19,886 Hmm. 184 00:08:24,391 --> 00:08:27,359 Nice crowd you got gathered here. 185 00:08:27,394 --> 00:08:29,896 I didn't know you were into wrestling, Jim 186 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:31,863 What the fuck is going on here? 187 00:08:31,898 --> 00:08:33,865 Listen, Ricky. You boys just better cool it 188 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,403 You don't know what you're dealing with here today 189 00:08:36,438 --> 00:08:38,405 Lahey, fuck off, okay? 190 00:08:40,407 --> 00:08:42,659 Thanks for fucking off for a change. 191 00:08:42,694 --> 00:08:44,876 That is a no-fucking-parking zone, okay? 192 00:08:44,911 --> 00:08:47,664 I want those fucking cars out of here right now. 193 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:50,417 Get them the fuck out of here. You must be Ricky. 194 00:08:50,452 --> 00:08:52,186 That's correct, Slick. I am Ricky. 195 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:53,920 I'm the fucking Trailer Park Supervisor. 196 00:08:53,955 --> 00:08:55,422 Who the fuck are you suit dummies? 197 00:08:55,457 --> 00:08:56,888 I'm Bernie Sandford, 198 00:08:56,923 --> 00:08:59,926 , President of the International Association of Trailer Parks 199 00:08:59,961 --> 00:09:00,921 Trailer Park Supervisors 200 00:09:00,927 --> 00:09:02,447 and Assistant Trailer Park Supervisors. 201 00:09:02,929 --> 00:09:05,932 Move the fucking cars, okay? I got wrestling fans 202 00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:06,933 showing up here. 203 00:09:07,434 --> 00:09:09,936 I'm baked out of my mind, I don't got time for this shit 204 00:09:09,971 --> 00:09:11,938 Lahey, I want those fucking cars out of here now. 205 00:09:11,973 --> 00:09:13,294 Boys, boys. Uh, just one minute. 206 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,941 Julian, could I have a quick word, please? 207 00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:16,408 I have the chance for Sunnyval e 208 00:09:16,443 --> 00:09:19,446 to be part of the biggest trailer-park union in the world. 209 00:09:19,946 --> 00:09:20,947 So what does that mean? 210 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:23,700 Julian, this is huge. Listen , the bank took my house today 211 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:25,976 Just let Jim be Trailer Park Supervisor for the day, okay 212 00:09:26,453 --> 00:09:28,420 And keep Ricky out of the way. But don't tell him. 213 00:09:28,455 --> 00:09:30,957 I don't want him to get hurt . That's not what this is about. 214 00:09:30,992 --> 00:09:33,925 You don't want to move the cars? Fine, boys. 215 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,962 Well, I'm just gonna start pissing in this direction 216 00:09:35,997 --> 00:09:37,731 and if these cars are illegally parked, 217 00:09:37,766 --> 00:09:39,431 they might accidentally get pissed on! 218 00:09:39,466 --> 00:09:41,968 - Richard, don't. - Anybody wanna see pissing? 219 00:09:42,469 --> 00:09:44,471 Don't, Richard. RICHARD! 220 00:09:45,972 --> 00:09:47,439 My car! 221 00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:49,476 I fucking warned them thre times, and they wouldn't listen! 222 00:09:49,511 --> 00:09:51,712 They don't even believe I'm the Trailer Park Supervisor! 223 00:09:51,978 --> 00:09:53,980 - I am so very sorry about this. - You're right, Bernie, 224 00:09:54,015 --> 00:09:55,999 he's the epitome of refractory. Tell him, Barb. 225 00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:57,994 Tell him, Julian! I'm the fucking Supervisor here! 226 00:09:58,019 --> 00:10:00,003 You guys won't believe me! It's bullshit! 227 00:10:00,038 --> 00:10:02,264 - I'm sorry. - Jim, let me take this one. 228 00:10:02,299 --> 00:10:04,646 Ricky, you and me, come on. What the fuck 229 00:10:04,681 --> 00:10:07,088 do you want to talk about? You'll find out. 230 00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:09,496 What you've just done, pissing on my car, 231 00:10:09,531 --> 00:10:11,963 you have crossed a line with me. 232 00:10:11,998 --> 00:10:14,751 I've had guys throw barbeque s at me, 233 00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:17,504 they've broke the windows out of my car, 234 00:10:18,004 --> 00:10:19,471 they've cursed and sworn at me 235 00:10:19,506 --> 00:10:23,009 But the bottom line is, I ain't shook, 236 00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:26,478 'cause if the right hook comes out, 237 00:10:26,513 --> 00:10:30,016 crazy motherfuckers like you get knocked out. 238 00:10:30,051 --> 00:10:32,786 Don't be looking me in the eyes, boy. 239 00:10:32,821 --> 00:10:35,522 I ain't got no candy for you . No candy. 240 00:10:36,022 --> 00:10:37,989 Except for the right hook. 241 00:10:38,024 --> 00:10:40,026 Uh, Mr. President, it's lunchtime. 242 00:10:40,061 --> 00:10:41,493 How about some takeaway? 243 00:10:41,528 --> 00:10:43,780 - You want some candy? - Did I ask for candy? 244 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:46,032 , Want to tell the fucking right hook, Barb 245 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:47,499 that I'm the Supervisor, not Lahey, 246 00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:50,036 'cause I'm a little sick of this shit. Fucking lunatic. 247 00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:53,039 Two buckets of chicken, 248 00:10:53,074 --> 00:10:54,005 uh, gravy, 249 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:59,045 uh, mashed potatoes, fries , hot buns, macaroni salad, 250 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,012 - Cole slaw. - Cole slaw, and, uh, 251 00:11:01,047 --> 00:11:04,551 swing by AandW and pick up fou r double-cheeseburgers, loaded 252 00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:07,554 Yeah, deliver it to Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor 253 00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:09,055 of the Year, Sunnyvale Trailer Park. 254 00:11:09,556 --> 00:11:12,559 Listen up. Just let him pretend to be Supervisor today 255 00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:15,026 That's it. You don't have time anyway 256 00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:17,063 Bullshit. I cleaned this fucking park up. 257 00:11:17,098 --> 00:11:19,065 Ricky, did you forget abou t the 4,000 plants 258 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,032 we got growing? I'm not cool with this. 259 00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:24,035 Barb's fucking cool with Jim being Supervisor for the day 260 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,573 That's bullshit. Fucking union stuff and candy and right hook 261 00:11:26,608 --> 00:11:28,540 Listen, listen. I don't care about that shit 262 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:32,078 We gotta come up with some money for that down payment now. 263 00:11:32,113 --> 00:11:33,674 Like today. And sign a fucking contract. 264 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,547 We can't panic. We gotta think here. 265 00:11:35,582 --> 00:11:38,585 Boys, check it out. We can have people pay to fight us. 266 00:11:39,085 --> 00:11:41,052 We can make a lot of fucking money. 267 00:11:41,087 --> 00:11:43,590 See, that's what I'm talking about right there, Ricky. 268 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:44,771 Perfect, Bubbles. 269 00:11:45,091 --> 00:11:46,593 You want to wrastle some people? 270 00:11:47,093 --> 00:11:49,596 - I'll fucking wrestle. - Corey, Trevor. Get over here 271 00:11:49,631 --> 00:11:51,865 You two dicks are gonna go door to door 272 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,100 and promote the shit out of this, alright? 273 00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:55,567 Thirty-five bucks a person 274 00:11:55,602 --> 00:11:57,854 to watch me and Bubbles wrestle somebody, okay? 275 00:11:57,889 --> 00:11:59,998 I want to deal with that little prick right now, 276 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:02,071 before we make the presentation, I mean right now! 277 00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:04,110 You're right, Bernie. Let's forget about the food. 278 00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:05,905 Can we at least wait for the cheeseburgers? 279 00:12:06,112 --> 00:12:09,115 Is that all that's on your mind, is a hamburger? 280 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:11,618 Let's deal with it right now. Come on! 281 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:21,377 Ladies and gentlemen! 282 00:12:21,412 --> 00:12:24,095 Mo-fuckers of all ages! 283 00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:27,634 The Green Bastard is here by popular demand! 284 00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:30,136 Are you ready to tumble? 285 00:12:31,638 --> 00:12:36,142 Horatio! You're supposed to fucking stop when I stop. 286 00:12:36,177 --> 00:12:40,163 Okay, everybody. Before we get on to the main event, 287 00:12:40,198 --> 00:12:44,176 we are going to see the long-bodied alien match. 288 00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:48,154 In this corner, in the shitty old corduroy pants 289 00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:52,659 with the translucent skin stretched over an alien frame, 290 00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:55,161 it's Trevor, the elongated skeleton! 291 00:12:57,163 --> 00:12:59,631 Get your fucking shirt off , Trevor. Get your shirt off 292 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:04,170 s And in this corner, wearin g the fucking same old work pant 293 00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:07,441 he has on every time I see him, 294 00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:10,578 it's Jacob the twiggy alien man. 295 00:13:10,613 --> 00:13:13,645 Go fuck yourself, Jacob! 296 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,648 Get your shirt off too, Jacob. 297 00:13:16,683 --> 00:13:20,186 My god, look at them. They're both fucking aliens. 298 00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:22,153 Okay, boys, I want a clean fight. 299 00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:25,191 I don't want any bullshit and no foreign objects. 300 00:13:25,226 --> 00:13:27,193 Here we go. Let's get it on! 301 00:13:35,702 --> 00:13:38,705 Come on, Jacob! Use your twiggy arms! 302 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,709 Hey, boys. Would one of you guys be Jim Lahey? 303 00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:44,711 I dunno. What the fuck's going on? 304 00:13:45,211 --> 00:13:48,214 I got some chicken and burgers for the Trailer Park Supervisor. 305 00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:50,216 - Is it paid for? - Yes, it is. 306 00:13:50,717 --> 00:13:52,969 Well, I'm Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor. 307 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:55,186 How you doing? Right fucking on, I'm starving 308 00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:57,223 We're fucking pigging out! No, we're not, Ricky. 309 00:13:57,258 --> 00:13:59,258 We're setting up a booth and selling this now. Here 310 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:02,729 Just be cool and follow my lead. 311 00:14:03,229 --> 00:14:05,196 Hey, Ricky. 312 00:14:05,231 --> 00:14:06,352 You remember the right hook? 313 00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:09,235 We can do this the easy wa y or the hard way, 314 00:14:09,736 --> 00:14:12,203 where this group of fine supervisors 315 00:14:12,238 --> 00:14:16,743 forcefully remove you or you get your ass knocked out. 316 00:14:17,243 --> 00:14:18,710 Ass knocked out? 317 00:14:18,745 --> 00:14:20,712 Are you guys fucked in the head? 318 00:14:20,747 --> 00:14:23,249 This is my fucking park. I'm the Trailer Park Supervisor. 319 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,216 So why don't you dicks fuck of f 320 00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,754 and let me raise money for the community here. 321 00:14:27,789 --> 00:14:29,756 For Sunnyvale. 322 00:14:32,759 --> 00:14:37,263 Hey, maybe you could learn t o spell for the community, Ricky 323 00:14:37,298 --> 00:14:38,264 Oh, yeah, Lahey? 324 00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:41,517 You notice any spelling mistakes on that sign? Huh? 325 00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:44,270 Yeah, Bubbles. The "R" in "Supervisor" is missing 326 00:14:44,771 --> 00:14:46,738 Huh? Aw, for fuck's sakes. 327 00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:49,776 Ricky, didn't you and Bubble s already pay your 35 bucks 328 00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:51,795 to wrestle the Trailer Park Supervisors 329 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,780 Yeah. Yeah, we did. We paid 35 bucks. 330 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,282 I've been waiting to fight you all day. 331 00:14:56,783 --> 00:14:59,035 Me and Ricky tag team against you and Randy. 332 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,287 That is what the sign says , isn't it, Jim? 333 00:15:01,788 --> 00:15:03,289 Wrestle the supervisor for 35 bucks 334 00:15:03,324 --> 00:15:04,808 and apparently you're the supervisor. 335 00:15:04,843 --> 00:15:06,257 I'm not going to wrestle anybody. 336 00:15:06,292 --> 00:15:08,795 - Mr. Lahey, come here. - What are you, afraid? 337 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,296 Excuse me for a second, boys 338 00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:13,299 Oh, fraidy cat! Fraidy cat ! Lahey's a fraidy cat. 339 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:15,266 Mr. Lahey, you said that you didn't know how, 340 00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:17,804 but today's the day that Ricky's going down. This is how. 341 00:15:17,839 --> 00:15:19,270 - Fuck! - Mr. Lahey, have some faith 342 00:15:19,305 --> 00:15:21,557 in me. We can do this. We can win for the park. 343 00:15:21,592 --> 00:15:23,810 Randy, if we wrestle them, we have to win. 344 00:15:23,845 --> 00:15:26,277 They stole my fucking cheeseburgers. 345 00:15:26,312 --> 00:15:29,315 Trade ya a bite of my chicke n for a bite of your burger. 346 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,282 - Ricky, Barb. - What the fuck do you want now? 347 00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:34,320 , - Okay, here's the deal. Randy and I will wrestle you 348 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:36,287 but when we win, you resig n 349 00:15:36,322 --> 00:15:38,289 and I become Trailer Park Supervisor. 350 00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:40,792 Barb, why are we getting fucked around with this shit 351 00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:43,830 Will you trust me on this? I'll explain it all later, okay? 352 00:15:43,865 --> 00:15:46,332 Fine, Lahey, we'll fight ya. 353 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,298 YES! 354 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,335 But when we win, and we will, 355 00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:51,104 you have to tell all these people, 356 00:15:51,139 --> 00:15:52,804 and especially those supervisor dicks, 357 00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:55,341 who the real Supervisor of Sunnyvale is, alright? 358 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,809 And who the real Assistant Supervisor is, too 359 00:15:57,844 --> 00:16:01,347 And when we win, we're gonna be Supervisors of the Year 360 00:16:01,382 --> 00:16:02,313 That's right. 361 00:16:02,348 --> 00:16:03,849 Come on now, boys, what's it gonna be? 362 00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:05,351 Am I gonna referee a fight , or what? 363 00:16:05,386 --> 00:16:06,352 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 364 00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:08,820 Are you cool with this shit or what? 365 00:16:08,855 --> 00:16:11,357 I haven't got any choice . Alright, you guys, 366 00:16:11,392 --> 00:16:14,360 I want a fair, clean fight 367 00:16:14,395 --> 00:16:15,862 Deal? 368 00:16:16,362 --> 00:16:17,613 Rrrr! 369 00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:18,830 Deal. 370 00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:21,868 Alright, tag-team wrestling match! 371 00:16:21,903 --> 00:16:24,836 Me and Randy against Ricky and- 372 00:16:24,871 --> 00:16:29,375 - Green Bastard, from parts unknown. 373 00:16:36,017 --> 00:16:38,519 My god, Randy looks like the hulk! 374 00:16:38,554 --> 00:16:41,022 Go, Randy! Go, get him! Yeah! Randy! 375 00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:54,035 He knocked out the referee 376 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,042 Give it to him! 377 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,550 Yeah, Randy! 378 00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:12,553 Take him down, Randy! Foreign object! 379 00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:14,555 Foreign object! 380 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,562 Two on one, two on one! 381 00:17:22,063 --> 00:17:23,529 Ricky, Green Bastard, 382 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,567 you are both dis-fucking-qualified! 383 00:17:28,069 --> 00:17:31,072 What are you talking about ? This is bullshit! 384 00:17:33,074 --> 00:17:35,076 Congratulations, Jim. Well done! 385 00:17:35,111 --> 00:17:36,542 - Thanks. - Jason, picture. 386 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:40,081 We've got the cover for this month's newsletter. 387 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,834 Thank you. Barb, put thi s somewhere safe, will ya? 388 00:17:43,869 --> 00:17:47,088 My fucking head is killing me. Is it bleeding, Bubbles? 389 00:17:47,123 --> 00:17:49,055 Let me have a look. 390 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:51,092 Oh, look, it's shaped just like a door winder. 391 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:52,558 Come on, boys, 392 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,595 show some sportsmanship and shake Jim's hand. 393 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:56,614 I'm not shaking his fucking hand. 394 00:17:56,649 --> 00:17:58,599 You're both nothing but born losers. 395 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,102 Go fuck yourself. He cheated. Ricky, come here. 396 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:03,121 Fuck the Trailer Park Supervisor job. 397 00:18:03,156 --> 00:18:05,382 This is for the best anyway. Julian! 398 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,573 Trust me. This is a good thing, Ricky. 399 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,928 , - Look, I know right now I'm supposed to swallow my prize 400 00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:12,113 but I'm fucking pissed off, man. They cheated. That's bullshit. 401 00:18:12,148 --> 00:18:14,132 They did cheat, but all they really got 402 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,117 was that fucking stupid-looking trophy. 403 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,869 Fuck the Trailer Park Supervisor thing, Ricky. 404 00:18:18,904 --> 00:18:21,264 Now we can concentrate on growing the dope. 405 00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:23,589 - Yeah, man. - I'm not fucking happy, boys. 406 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:27,128 I'm not either. I don't like getting beat by cheaters. 407 00:18:27,163 --> 00:18:28,396 Cheaty, cheater-tons. 408 00:18:28,431 --> 00:18:29,595 Congratulations, Jim. 409 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:33,134 You are our Trailer Park Supervisor of the Year. 410 00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:34,600 - Thanks, Bernie. - Fuck! 411 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:38,138 K - And I would like to say that Sunnyvale Trailer Par 412 00:18:38,173 --> 00:18:41,607 is strongly being considered for membership in our union. 413 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:46,647 And when that happens, I will be working side by side with Jim. 414 00:18:46,682 --> 00:18:50,651 Would you mind if we got a picture of you 415 00:18:50,686 --> 00:18:53,154 in front of your, um... new car? 416 00:18:53,189 --> 00:18:54,620 New car?! 417 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:58,659 Well, it's a 1991 Caddie , but she runs like a dream. 418 00:18:58,694 --> 00:18:59,625 That's it, I've fucking had it! 419 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,662 Are you fucking kidding me , a new car? 420 00:19:01,697 --> 00:19:02,663 Calm down, Ricky. 421 00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:05,916 Hey, alchie! Get Raveen under control. 422 00:19:05,951 --> 00:19:07,668 What the fuck did you just call me? 423 00:19:07,703 --> 00:19:09,135 And me? 424 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:12,173 O - Ricky, I give you permission to do whatever you want to d 425 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,692 to get these dicks out of the park. 426 00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:15,176 Thanks, Julian. You fucking idiots 427 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,678 , think a union is coming in this fucking trailer park 428 00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:19,145 just remember I'm gonna always be here. 429 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,421 I'm never leaving Sunnyvale. Now that I'm not Supervisor, 430 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,184 I don't give a fuck about anything. 431 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,163 Jesus H. Christ! 432 00:19:37,198 --> 00:19:41,202 I have to work back shift tonight! 433 00:19:41,237 --> 00:19:43,204 Oh, shit! 434 00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:48,709 - My car! - I am so sorry! I apologize 435 00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:50,711 This has not happened since... 436 00:19:53,214 --> 00:19:55,716 Oh, I think Jim has a bit of work to do here 437 00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:57,683 before your park can be considered applicable 438 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,721 for membership in our union. Why don't you give us a call 439 00:20:01,222 --> 00:20:03,474 when you get things back in order. 440 00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:05,726 Jason, cab! Walter, move it. 441 00:20:05,761 --> 00:20:07,193 Ha-ha-ha! Whoo! 442 00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:09,730 Fuck, Ricky, that was awesome! 443 00:20:11,232 --> 00:20:13,199 That was fucking awesome! 444 00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:15,201 What you think of that, Lahey? 445 00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:18,239 Wipe the smirk off your face , Rick, 'cause you're a loser. 446 00:20:18,274 --> 00:20:19,740 - No, I'm not. - Yeah, you are. 447 00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:21,742 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 448 00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:22,708 - Fuck off. - Boys! 449 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,745 - Ha-ha. - Come on, Randy. 450 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,247 Where you going? 451 00:20:28,249 --> 00:20:29,750 To my trailer. 452 00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:32,753 The Supervisor's trailer, Ricky. 453 00:20:32,788 --> 00:20:34,220 - Jim! - Fuck! 454 00:20:34,255 --> 00:20:36,222 - Home sweet home, Randy. - Jim, sit down. 455 00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:39,760 I need to speak to you. Barb, what are you doing here? 456 00:20:39,795 --> 00:20:41,779 Look, I'm sorry. I know you're all excited 457 00:20:41,814 --> 00:20:44,290 about being Trailer Park Supervisor again, 458 00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:46,767 but this trailer is not part of the deal. 459 00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:48,234 I'm moving in here. What?! 460 00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:51,272 I've got to live somewhere . Sunnyvale is in so much debt 461 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,275 that the bank is repossessing... Randy, move back, please. 462 00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:57,278 - Randy, stay where you are. - Randy, move back! 463 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,641 The bank has repossessed the house. 464 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:03,284 And until I sell the park, I've got nowhere to live, 465 00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:05,251 so I'm moving in here. Now, don't worry. 466 00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:08,038 I won't leave you and your little friend out in the cold. 467 00:21:08,073 --> 00:21:10,791 I've taken the tent traile r and put it down on your lot. 468 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:12,258 You can live down there. 469 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:14,295 And in the meantime, there's lots to do. 470 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,262 There must be 200 back rents owing. 471 00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:19,300 You guys can get busy and go out and collect those 472 00:21:19,335 --> 00:21:20,766 Supervise your little hearts out. 473 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:24,305 Did you guys see that fucking car? It was beautiful. 474 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,771 It should've been mine. 475 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,309 I would've lived in that car for the rest of my life. 476 00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:29,775 - Oh, it was nice. - Yeah, that sucks, man. 477 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:32,313 But just think, Lahey's goin g to be busy all the time now. 478 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,815 I just can't wait to buy this trailer park 479 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:36,171 and fire those two fucking idiots. 480 00:21:36,317 --> 00:21:39,820 The old tent trailer. Barb sure was generous, Randy. 481 00:21:39,855 --> 00:21:42,788 We're moving up in the world, boy. 482 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,826 Congratulations, Mr. Lahey . You did it. 483 00:21:45,861 --> 00:21:48,294 We did it, Randy. 484 00:21:48,329 --> 00:21:51,832 Let's head to the LC, bud. 485 00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:53,299 We earned it! 486 00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:55,836 Corey Brighthead! He gets him set up 487 00:21:55,871 --> 00:21:59,357 for the clothesline! Oh... 488 00:21:59,392 --> 00:22:02,808 Omigod, fucking devastating! 489 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,846 You alright, Corey? I don't give a fuck, actually. 490 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:12,353 Get in here, Trevor. Come on. No, Bubbles, I'm going home. 491 00:22:12,388 --> 00:22:14,855 Ah, come on, boys. Boys!