1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,190 --> 00:00:07,443 The Sasquatch. 2 00:00:07,478 --> 00:00:10,661 Fact or fiction? 3 00:00:10,696 --> 00:00:12,698 Those big hairy monsters , they're real, Trin. 4 00:00:13,199 --> 00:00:14,665 - No, they're not. - Look at that thing. 5 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:18,204 What person ever moved like that in the history of people? 6 00:00:25,211 --> 00:00:27,213 Fuck! 7 00:00:35,721 --> 00:00:37,688 ...is nocturnal by nature, 8 00:00:37,723 --> 00:00:40,226 so logically there would b e relatively few sightings. 9 00:00:40,261 --> 00:00:42,693 Yet there have been 10 00:00:42,728 --> 00:00:45,231 literally hundreds of sighting s all across North America 11 00:00:45,731 --> 00:00:47,698 for generations now. 12 00:00:47,733 --> 00:00:49,735 Can all these people be wrong? 13 00:00:53,239 --> 00:00:55,206 Trevor, stop fucking calling me. I got no dope. 14 00:00:55,241 --> 00:00:58,244 Hey, Bubs. You watching this documentary of Saskatchewans 15 00:00:58,279 --> 00:01:00,211 It's Samquanch, Ricky, 16 00:01:00,246 --> 00:01:02,248 and there's one outside my fucking door right now. 17 00:01:02,283 --> 00:01:04,517 He's trying to get into my shed. Holy shit, Bubbles, 18 00:01:04,552 --> 00:01:06,752 I see him. Don't scare him . It's worth a lot of money. 19 00:01:09,255 --> 00:01:11,257 Got the cock-sucker, Bubbles 20 00:01:16,262 --> 00:01:17,763 Get him, Daddy! 21 00:01:18,264 --> 00:01:22,268 Jesus, he took my bat. He took my-Ah! 22 00:01:22,303 --> 00:01:24,770 Crank him, Ricky! Ah! 23 00:01:26,772 --> 00:01:28,739 See how big his feet are. 24 00:01:28,774 --> 00:01:30,776 What the fuck are you guys doing? 25 00:01:30,811 --> 00:01:32,743 Holy fuck, he can talk, Bubbles! 26 00:01:32,778 --> 00:01:36,282 Omigod, Ricky. That's 'cause he is Julian 27 00:01:36,317 --> 00:01:38,749 Julian! 28 00:01:38,784 --> 00:01:40,786 Holy fuck, man. Are you okay? 29 00:02:25,331 --> 00:02:27,298 What the fuck were you doing, boys? 30 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,835 Sorry, Julian. We though t you were a Sandsquanch. 31 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:31,337 What is going on? 32 00:02:31,837 --> 00:02:34,305 Julian just beat the shi t out of us with a bat. 33 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:36,581 God, you guys got problems ! We're going to my mother's 34 00:02:36,842 --> 00:02:39,310 I don't want you to see your father in this light. 35 00:02:39,345 --> 00:02:41,847 Have a great time, kids. What's that supposed to mean 36 00:02:41,882 --> 00:02:43,402 - Good night, Daddy. - See ya, sweetie. 37 00:02:43,849 --> 00:02:46,852 Lucy, it was an accident. Do I have a mark here, Julian? 38 00:02:46,887 --> 00:02:49,355 I feel right tender. I'm going to bed, boys. 39 00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:51,322 I'm sore as fuck. Good night 40 00:02:51,357 --> 00:02:54,325 Good night, Ricky. Top bunk, Julian. 41 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,863 I think Bullard's coming on. Fuck that dick. 42 00:02:57,898 --> 00:02:59,865 Where's Shitrock at? 43 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,833 Shitrock? 44 00:03:02,868 --> 00:03:05,371 Shitrock? Here, kitty, kitty. 45 00:03:06,872 --> 00:03:10,376 Hey, Bubbles, you awake? I need some duct tape, Buddy 46 00:03:10,411 --> 00:03:11,877 My knee is fucked. 47 00:03:12,378 --> 00:03:15,346 Hang on, Ricky. 48 00:03:15,381 --> 00:03:17,883 Got some cereal, man. It's new. It's fucking awesome 49 00:03:17,918 --> 00:03:20,351 Oh, yeah? Your knee's fucked, is it? 50 00:03:20,386 --> 00:03:22,888 I got some tape somewhere, but... if you tape my arm up 51 00:03:22,923 --> 00:03:24,355 I'll look after it. 52 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:26,392 Boys, I can't even straighte n my arm up. 53 00:03:26,427 --> 00:03:28,359 Look what you did to me, Rick! 54 00:03:28,394 --> 00:03:31,397 Oh, look who's despicabl y thinking about themselves, huh 55 00:03:31,432 --> 00:03:33,364 What about me, Julian? Look at my fucking eye. 56 00:03:33,399 --> 00:03:36,902 See that? And I can't even walk. Being selfish, man. 57 00:03:36,937 --> 00:03:38,904 Julian. Sorry we beat you up . I really am, 58 00:03:38,939 --> 00:03:41,174 but I did think you were a Samsquanch. 59 00:03:41,209 --> 00:03:43,374 Why are you calling them Samsquanches? 60 00:03:43,409 --> 00:03:45,911 That's what I've called them since I was little. 61 00:03:45,946 --> 00:03:48,181 Well, they don't exist. 62 00:03:48,216 --> 00:03:50,381 Bullshit, they don't. 63 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:52,167 Alright, this is the deal, boys. 64 00:03:52,202 --> 00:03:53,919 We're gonna be doing some work today. 65 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:56,922 No fucking way. I gotta ge t drunk, I'm sore as fuck. 66 00:03:56,957 --> 00:03:59,192 No, no, no. Boys, listen to me. Boys, boys 67 00:03:59,227 --> 00:04:01,392 You're gonna help me steal some furniture. 68 00:04:01,427 --> 00:04:03,929 It's the least you can do. I'm too sore, Julian. 69 00:04:06,432 --> 00:04:08,399 Bubbles, go get some tape. 70 00:04:08,434 --> 00:04:11,437 E We'll tape ourselves up an d we'll go steal some furnitur 71 00:04:11,472 --> 00:04:13,404 for Mr. Fucking Selfish. 72 00:04:13,439 --> 00:04:15,941 Holy fuck, this cereal is good 73 00:04:17,943 --> 00:04:19,784 Fuck, Ricky, there's Barb. Cut your piss off. 74 00:04:19,945 --> 00:04:21,905 I can't cut my piss off, Bubbles, you know that. 75 00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:24,347 R - 'Morning, boys. I hear you beat the shit out of each othe 76 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:26,917 last night with baseball bats. That was smart. 77 00:04:26,952 --> 00:04:29,955 D I wonder if you could explai n this purchase order I foun 78 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:32,475 for a $2,000 Everlast Wrestling Ring. 79 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:34,925 Barb, it's not a wrestling ring, 80 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,462 it's more like a multi-purpose community centre. 81 00:04:37,497 --> 00:04:39,930 It says wrestling ring on the purchase order, 82 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:42,468 so I cancelled it. And I wonde when you are going to get around 83 00:04:42,503 --> 00:04:45,971 to doing those clothesline repairs we talked about? 84 00:04:46,006 --> 00:04:46,937 Actually, we're doing that today. 85 00:04:46,972 --> 00:04:48,974 I just gotta go pick up some clothesline wire- 86 00:04:49,009 --> 00:04:50,941 Ricky! 87 00:04:50,976 --> 00:04:53,979 We gotta pick up some poles, we're gonna fix them today 88 00:04:54,014 --> 00:04:55,981 I'm sorry about that. Bubbles, I'm sorry. Jesus. 89 00:04:56,482 --> 00:04:58,362 Good. That's great. Julian, if you are serious 90 00:04:58,484 --> 00:05:00,244 about buying the park, I want a cash deposit. 91 00:05:00,486 --> 00:05:02,738 Not bottles, not dope, cash. And I want it today. 92 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:04,990 Otherwise, I'll list it with a real-estate agent. 93 00:05:05,025 --> 00:05:06,425 - Fuck! - Barb, I'll have the money. 94 00:05:11,997 --> 00:05:13,964 What are those fuckers up to 95 00:05:13,999 --> 00:05:16,001 Probably going for some shitdogs and fries, Mr. Lahey. 96 00:05:16,036 --> 00:05:17,157 Randy, I thought we agreed 97 00:05:17,503 --> 00:05:18,969 No more shit talk till we're back in power. 98 00:05:19,004 --> 00:05:21,507 You ready for a little B and E? Bacon and eggs? 99 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:23,008 Evidence gathering. 100 00:05:26,512 --> 00:05:28,479 Just put this on Jim Lahey's account. Sunnyvale. 101 00:05:28,514 --> 00:05:30,481 E - Ricky, I can't do that. I guess you're gonna hav 102 00:05:30,516 --> 00:05:33,018 to pay for it yourself, then . Cause we're fucking taking it. 103 00:05:33,053 --> 00:05:35,020 Fucking Jacob. 104 00:05:35,055 --> 00:05:37,022 Ah. Fuck! 105 00:05:39,024 --> 00:05:42,528 Ah, fucking Jesus! Careful, Ricky. Careful. 106 00:05:42,563 --> 00:05:47,032 Holy fuck, boys. Cyrus number one. 107 00:05:50,035 --> 00:05:52,037 It says "Dick" 108 00:05:52,538 --> 00:05:55,040 and then the arrow points right to Cyrus. 109 00:05:56,542 --> 00:05:58,043 Look at this, Randy. 110 00:05:58,544 --> 00:06:01,547 Unopened trailer-park supervisor correspondence. 111 00:06:01,582 --> 00:06:03,514 It's a good goddamned thin g 112 00:06:03,549 --> 00:06:05,551 we're back to take care of shit like this. 113 00:06:05,586 --> 00:06:07,052 Check this map out, Mr. Lahey. 114 00:06:07,553 --> 00:06:11,021 Wonder what it's for? I haven't the foggiest notion. 115 00:06:11,056 --> 00:06:14,059 P But I got a niggling suspicion whatever it is, is gonna hel 116 00:06:14,094 --> 00:06:16,562 send Ricky up piss creek for a long time. 117 00:06:16,597 --> 00:06:18,063 What are you guys doing here?! 118 00:06:18,564 --> 00:06:20,065 Ah, thanks for your concern, ma'am. 119 00:06:20,566 --> 00:06:22,568 We thought, uh, we heard someone breaking in 120 00:06:22,603 --> 00:06:25,338 - What's that? - It's some map. 121 00:06:25,373 --> 00:06:28,038 I'm gonna tell my father 122 00:06:28,073 --> 00:06:30,826 We got Corey and Trevor working on the clothesline 123 00:06:30,861 --> 00:06:33,579 The last thing we need is Barb Lahey freaking out on us. 124 00:06:34,079 --> 00:06:36,547 T Where we going now, Ricky? We're gonna smoke a join 125 00:06:36,582 --> 00:06:39,585 and go steal some furniture from Julian. I know just the place. 126 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:42,052 The people are stupid and they got the best furniture. 127 00:06:42,087 --> 00:06:44,647 Y Government buildings are so easy to rob. You come during the da 128 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:47,558 and take everything. No one even says anything. 129 00:06:47,593 --> 00:06:50,095 Wait. We're actually about to start a production meeting. 130 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:52,598 There's new furniture coming in about five minutes 131 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:54,064 So I'm just gonna take this. 132 00:06:54,099 --> 00:06:56,101 First, let me call my supervisor, please. 133 00:06:56,136 --> 00:06:58,068 I'd love to, but we need that phone. Sorry. 134 00:06:58,103 --> 00:07:01,106 Hey, excuse me. Everybody, just put the stuff down, please. 135 00:07:01,141 --> 00:07:03,108 Just keep that stuff comin g right out here. 136 00:07:03,143 --> 00:07:05,110 Where are you guys taking this stuff? 137 00:07:05,145 --> 00:07:07,077 Just put it down. 138 00:07:07,112 --> 00:07:09,079 You can't have our stuff, okay ? Like, we need this. 139 00:07:09,114 --> 00:07:12,117 We're trying to work here. Look, I'm trying to do my job. 140 00:07:12,152 --> 00:07:14,119 Keep it coming. I need four loaders for the car. 141 00:07:14,154 --> 00:07:16,138 Who said you could take this stuff? 142 00:07:16,173 --> 00:07:18,149 - Paul or Jeff. Head office. - Jeff? 143 00:07:18,184 --> 00:07:20,090 - I don't know. - You talked to Jeff? 144 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:22,593 Yeah. Everything's cool. There'll be new shit here 145 00:07:22,628 --> 00:07:25,130 in about 10 minutes. It's a lo t nicer than this shitty stuff 146 00:07:25,165 --> 00:07:27,633 - Oh, we're getting new stuff. - It's brand new, it's great 147 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:30,173 I just talked to Jeff and we're getting new stuff. 148 00:07:32,137 --> 00:07:33,604 Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 149 00:07:33,639 --> 00:07:37,608 Randy and Lahey broke in and tried to steal this. 150 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:41,146 Great, Ricky. They got hal f the dope map. Nice work, buddy 151 00:07:41,181 --> 00:07:43,614 It's not a big deal. They got a little piece 152 00:07:43,649 --> 00:07:45,616 and we named all the dope fields after cats, anyway. 153 00:07:45,651 --> 00:07:48,654 They won't have a fucking clue! It could've been a big deal! 154 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:51,156 Lahey's gonna try anything to get us thrown back in jail! 155 00:07:51,657 --> 00:07:56,161 Alright, we gotta set up a front to distract those dicks. 156 00:07:56,196 --> 00:07:58,629 How much of the dope map did they get, Ricky? 157 00:07:58,664 --> 00:08:02,167 Ouch, boys, I feel like I go t hit by a fucking dump truck. 158 00:08:02,202 --> 00:08:05,671 How much would a massage thing cost me, do you figure? 159 00:08:05,706 --> 00:08:07,638 A massage? 160 00:08:07,673 --> 00:08:10,676 Look, Julian, I know I'm dum b as fuck and stuff but... 161 00:08:11,176 --> 00:08:12,928 why couldn't we just steal more furniture 162 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:14,645 and fill up these trailers with furniture 163 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,683 and fucking open, like, a used Furniture store or some shit 164 00:08:17,718 --> 00:08:20,953 A used-furniture store is not a bad idea, Julian. 165 00:08:20,988 --> 00:08:24,189 Keep Lahey and Randy distracted, make a few bucks. 166 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:27,192 Exactly. Get two birds stoned at once 167 00:08:27,693 --> 00:08:30,696 We're gonna fill the trailer s up with furniture alright. 168 00:08:30,731 --> 00:08:33,664 But we're gonna rent them out by the hour. 169 00:08:33,699 --> 00:08:36,201 - Oh, that's greasy. - That's really fucking greasy 170 00:08:36,236 --> 00:08:39,204 - Yeah, it's greasy. - Gre-he-he-eeasy! 171 00:08:44,643 --> 00:08:46,645 What's up, Julian, Bubbles, man? 172 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,147 You guys look fucked up. 173 00:08:48,647 --> 00:08:50,527 Don't even want to talk about it. Look, J-Roc, 174 00:08:50,649 --> 00:08:52,151 I'm looking for some ladies. I know you know 175 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:53,920 what kind of ladies I'm talking about. 176 00:08:53,955 --> 00:08:55,619 - Talk to my manager, bitch. - Manager? 177 00:08:55,654 --> 00:08:58,157 Yeah, that's right. I'm representing J-Roc now 178 00:08:58,657 --> 00:09:00,657 I'm representing T-Knuckle s and finally I'm taking 179 00:09:00,659 --> 00:09:03,162 n these guys' careers to a whole new level and new directio 180 00:09:03,662 --> 00:09:05,823 and finally putting Sunnyval e Trailer Park on the map. 181 00:09:06,165 --> 00:09:07,631 - For real. - For real. 182 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:09,827 Look, man, I'm opening u p a massage parlour, alright 183 00:09:10,169 --> 00:09:11,170 I need six ladies. 184 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:14,173 You talking about opening up a rub-a-tiz'zub, mo-fucker 185 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,175 I'm feeling that. I'm feeling that. 186 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:18,642 - A rub 'n' tug? - Yeah. 187 00:09:18,677 --> 00:09:21,180 Let me talk to you, then . I'll do you what you want. 188 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:23,449 I'll get you the ladies. I'll get you the hos. 189 00:09:23,484 --> 00:09:25,684 It's gonna cost you at least thirty points, homey. 190 00:09:25,719 --> 00:09:27,651 What do you think, Bubs? 191 00:09:27,686 --> 00:09:30,189 Well, I don't know much about this stuff, Julian. 192 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:32,156 They're good hos, man. I'm telling you. 193 00:09:32,191 --> 00:09:34,193 What other choice do we have ? He says they're good hos. 194 00:09:34,228 --> 00:09:36,160 Alright, alright. Done. Three o'clock. 195 00:09:36,195 --> 00:09:38,447 I'll see you then. I'll be here waiting with the hos. 196 00:09:38,482 --> 00:09:40,699 - Peace out, Sling Blade. - It's not a sling, J-Roc. 197 00:09:40,734 --> 00:09:42,666 It's duct tape. Just get the hos. 198 00:09:42,701 --> 00:09:44,953 This is the perfect opportunity for you right now. 199 00:09:44,988 --> 00:09:47,348 T Massage parlours, hos. This is the type of greasy shi 200 00:09:47,383 --> 00:09:49,708 you need to be associated with. Fucking right, boy. 201 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:51,675 I'm gonna tell you one other thing, homey. 202 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:54,713 This type of shit is gonna land the pimp in jail too. 203 00:09:54,748 --> 00:09:57,681 Know what I'm saying? Jail? I don't play jail, mofo. 204 00:09:57,716 --> 00:10:00,219 You're gonna have to pla jail. I'm just letting you know. 205 00:10:00,254 --> 00:10:02,221 Jail is what's gonna make yo u sell records. 206 00:10:02,721 --> 00:10:04,223 The album's coming out. And hey, T, 207 00:10:04,723 --> 00:10:06,403 you gotta make sure that when it goes down, 208 00:10:06,725 --> 00:10:08,566 you got the pictures taken for the album cover. 209 00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:11,230 - I'm not going to jail, man - You gotta to sell this record. 210 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:14,233 People are gonna be there th e day that that album comes out. 211 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:16,200 They're gonna be in the stores waiting for that 212 00:10:16,235 --> 00:10:18,737 So if he goes to jail, ah, man , it's gonna be perfect. 213 00:10:18,772 --> 00:10:20,704 I'm telling you. It's gonna go down. 214 00:10:20,739 --> 00:10:23,242 I don't know about you, man, but I ain't going to jail, man 215 00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:25,209 I ain't going to jail either 216 00:10:25,244 --> 00:10:27,364 Like I'll fucking go to jail , know what I'm saying? 217 00:10:27,746 --> 00:10:29,713 'Cause I'm hard, right. I ain' t shook about going to jail. 218 00:10:29,748 --> 00:10:32,751 But it's, like, I kinda like m y freedom too at the same time 219 00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:37,721 Boys, if you're here, 220 00:10:37,756 --> 00:10:40,509 you better get the fuck over here right now. 221 00:10:40,544 --> 00:10:43,227 - What's up, dude? - Thanks for letting Lahey 222 00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:45,729 and Randy break into my trailer, boys. Real smart 223 00:10:45,764 --> 00:10:48,267 - I didn't hear anything. - 'Cause of your video games 224 00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:50,734 - What's going on in here? - Sarah, calm down. 225 00:10:50,769 --> 00:10:53,021 What did I tell you abou t taking advantage of these guys 226 00:10:53,056 --> 00:10:55,239 I'm not taking advantage of them. I love those guys 227 00:10:55,274 --> 00:10:58,026 No you don't. Corey and Trevor are mine now. I love them. 228 00:10:58,061 --> 00:11:00,779 Sarah, we've owned Corey and Trevor since they were six 229 00:11:00,814 --> 00:11:03,782 So they're coming with us. Boys, wait outside. 230 00:11:03,817 --> 00:11:05,749 - Okay. - No, stay. 231 00:11:05,784 --> 00:11:08,287 If you give them $20 right now , you can have them for one hour 232 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:10,289 and they're not leaving the park. 233 00:11:10,789 --> 00:11:12,791 Fine. Here's a gram of hash, boys. Split her up. 234 00:11:12,826 --> 00:11:14,258 - Take it. - Nice. 235 00:11:14,293 --> 00:11:16,545 U - I said $20! - Here's a little piece for yo 236 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:18,762 to calm down. They're staying in the park! 237 00:11:18,797 --> 00:11:22,301 They're not leaving the park . We're staying in the trailer 238 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:24,303 Give me that hash back. This stuff is shit. 239 00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:25,769 I'll give you some good stuff later. 240 00:11:25,804 --> 00:11:28,307 Trevor, chips and smokes, let's go. Let's go. 241 00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:31,775 Boys, 242 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:34,313 you're gonna go to the dump, steal a garbage truck, 243 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:35,814 hook up with us at a hotel, 244 00:11:36,315 --> 00:11:38,195 we're gonna move some furniture, okay. That's it 245 00:11:38,317 --> 00:11:40,319 And don't fuck this up, 'cause Julian's counting on you. 246 00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:42,321 He'll kill you. Cool. 247 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:44,288 Trevor! 248 00:11:44,323 --> 00:11:47,326 Bubbles's cats. Deciduous trees. 249 00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:49,293 Mr. Lahey. 250 00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:51,795 Jesus, Jim, you look like... ah, God! 251 00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:54,833 - Barb, what can I do for you? - I thought you should know, 252 00:11:54,868 --> 00:11:57,301 I'm having a bit of financial trouble 253 00:11:57,336 --> 00:11:59,303 I, uh, I've decided I've got to sell the park. 254 00:11:59,338 --> 00:12:01,590 Well... Barb, who the hell is gonna buy Sunnyvale 255 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,807 in the financial state that Ricky's left it in? 256 00:12:03,842 --> 00:12:06,845 Ricky and Julian and Bubbles are gonna buy Sunnyvale. 257 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,847 They're gonna give me a cash deposit tomorrow. 258 00:12:08,882 --> 00:12:10,314 Look, I'm sorry, Jim. Okay 259 00:12:10,349 --> 00:12:12,351 Jesus, Barb, you gotta be kidding. 260 00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:15,319 No. No, I'm not kidding. 261 00:12:15,354 --> 00:12:16,820 Alright, get three rooms , Ricky. 262 00:12:16,855 --> 00:12:20,859 Okay, nice work with the garbage truck, boys 263 00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:22,878 Now we got 4.5 minutes here. 264 00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,863 How's it going, Captain? 265 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:32,836 - You looking at my gut? - No. 266 00:12:32,871 --> 00:12:35,374 - Yes, you were. - I just took a little peek. 267 00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:36,840 - I saw ya. - I'm sorry. 268 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,842 What are you looking at my gut for? 269 00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:41,845 I'm just fucking with ya. What can I do with you? 270 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,883 We just drove from Toronto for the garbage-truck convention 271 00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:47,886 We just want to get a few rooms, couple of hours for a nap. 272 00:12:47,921 --> 00:12:50,889 Take credit card? Anything you want, Mr. Lahey 273 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:52,891 Just call me Jim. That's cool. 274 00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:56,395 M - Take all the stuff out o f these motel rooms and load the 275 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,861 onto the garbage truck. Leave nothing behind. 276 00:12:57,896 --> 00:13:01,400 We're all sore as fuck, so you two have to do all the loading 277 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,152 Do you understand? Cool, man. 278 00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:06,370 - Trevor? - Yeah, I understand. 279 00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:08,372 Alright, boys, we're clear . Hurry up! 280 00:13:08,407 --> 00:13:11,410 Don't wrap the cord up, just take the thing out. 281 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:13,877 - Time, Bubbles? - Two minutes. 282 00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:16,665 - It's still clear, boys. - Ow! God. 283 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,383 Oh, good going, Corey. 284 00:13:19,418 --> 00:13:22,921 Oh, yeah! Who's your daddy 285 00:13:22,956 --> 00:13:24,888 Grab the carpet. 286 00:13:24,923 --> 00:13:26,890 I need something to rip it up, in the corner. 287 00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:29,928 Use your fingers. They'r e like fucking skeleton fingers! 288 00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:31,930 - Good job, boys. - Heads up, boys. 289 00:13:32,431 --> 00:13:34,433 You guys might have to fight this guy. We're too sore. 290 00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:36,202 Whatever you do, do not look at his gut. 291 00:13:36,237 --> 00:13:37,936 What's going on here? There's no furniture. 292 00:13:38,437 --> 00:13:40,939 What the fuck are we suppose d to sleep on? The floor? 293 00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:45,409 What's going on here, Mr. Lahey? Huh? 294 00:13:45,444 --> 00:13:47,446 Where's my furniture? It was here two hours ago. 295 00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:50,449 I don't wanna sleep on a floor and neither do these guys. 296 00:13:50,484 --> 00:13:52,451 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. 297 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:53,917 - Huh? - Nothing. 298 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:55,954 - I'm calling the cops, man. - You can't call the cops. 299 00:13:55,989 --> 00:13:57,921 I should call the cops. I could sue you. 300 00:13:57,956 --> 00:14:00,459 I rented a room, there's nothing to sleep on but a floor. 301 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:02,961 - Stop looking at it. - I'm not. 302 00:14:03,462 --> 00:14:05,964 - Stop looking at it, Bubbles. - Julian, I'm just reading 303 00:14:05,999 --> 00:14:08,484 where it says Vancouver. Everybody's looking at it! 304 00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:10,969 It's fucking huge. Let's just get this over with. 305 00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:12,436 Everybody, take a good fucking look. 306 00:14:12,471 --> 00:14:14,438 What's the big deal? It's not a big deal. 307 00:14:14,473 --> 00:14:16,975 Why do you have a problem? I don't have a problem. 308 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,495 It's you guys who keep looking at it. 309 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,980 You are fucked. So what, you got a gut. 310 00:14:22,481 --> 00:14:24,483 It's not a big deal. Let's go, boys. 311 00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:28,987 What are you looking at? 312 00:14:30,989 --> 00:14:32,991 Open up the gate, yo! Let's go! 313 00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:36,960 Thanks for coming, ladies. 314 00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:39,498 Know what I'm saying? On such short notice. 315 00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:41,958 It's gonna be straight-up, know what I'm saying? 316 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,503 It's gonna be a cash operation You're all gonna get paid today. 317 00:14:44,538 --> 00:14:45,969 It's gonna be dope. 318 00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:49,508 All high-class, J-Roc up in this mo-fucker 319 00:15:00,018 --> 00:15:01,485 This is "Ten Toes," Mr. Lahey. 320 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,522 That's the name of one of Bubbles's new kitties. 321 00:15:04,022 --> 00:15:07,525 He's got ten toes. I've seen him, Mr. Lahey. 322 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:11,029 Listen. The Xs are kittens , Randy. Sex kittens. 323 00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:13,031 - Prostitution? - Right. 324 00:15:13,532 --> 00:15:16,034 Listen, they've used a cleve r feline simile to throw us off, 325 00:15:16,069 --> 00:15:18,537 but if we document everythin g carefully, Randy, 326 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:20,504 we've got them. 327 00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:23,542 We don't do this all the time. Know what I mean? 328 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:25,561 We make records, that's what we do. 329 00:15:25,596 --> 00:15:27,546 J-Roc, can you help me, please? 330 00:15:27,581 --> 00:15:29,548 That's my manager, sucker. 331 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:35,053 Julian, what is this shit? We can't work in here. 332 00:15:35,088 --> 00:15:37,020 There's no mattresses, there's no plumbing- 333 00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:39,558 , - Shhh! Listen, listen. We got all kinds of towels 334 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,560 beds, clean sheets. Come on. Beds? 335 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:46,064 Dude man, this shit's all stuck. Can you open it up? 336 00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:50,068 Oh, shit! No, dude! No, no, turn it off! Oh, shit! 337 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:52,070 - Oh, fuck. - Omigod. 338 00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:56,540 Nice fucking going! That's Julian's furniture. 339 00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:59,578 It's not our fault, Ricky. The switch was wired backwards 340 00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,545 Well, you better fucking fix it! 341 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,547 We can't, dude. We gotta go do Sarah's hair! 342 00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:05,823 - We gotta do it, Ricky. - You're not doing Sarah's hair, 343 00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,551 you're fixing fucking furniture. Now get to work. 344 00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:10,589 I'll deal with Sarah. Nice fucking going, you idiots 345 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:14,057 - Nice one, Trevor. - Fuck off, Corey. 346 00:16:14,092 --> 00:16:17,095 Dog, I'm gonna set you up with the Fantasy Island theme room, 347 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:20,098 That's Alexis. She got a tattoo. Know what I mean? 348 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,565 But it's 40 mo-fuckers, G. 349 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,568 Hit me up. Have fun. Know what I'm saying? 350 00:16:24,603 --> 00:16:27,355 Yo, DVS. Listen, man, I need more ladies, okay? 351 00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:30,108 I got all kinds of customers . Some are walking away. 352 00:16:30,143 --> 00:16:31,610 I'm losing serious cash. 353 00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:34,362 Alright, I'm on it, dog. I'm gonna call it right now. 354 00:16:34,397 --> 00:16:36,615 H I'm just letting you know, he keeps a real tight leas 355 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,582 on his bitches, man. Don't care. Bring 'em on 356 00:16:38,617 --> 00:16:41,119 I'm gonna call them right now. Don't worry about a thing. 357 00:16:41,154 --> 00:16:42,194 Where's Corey and Trevor 358 00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:46,625 Quit staring and fix thi s fucking furniture. Jesus! 359 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:50,128 - Boys, massages, let's go - We're getting a massage, dude? 360 00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:52,648 No, no. I want you guys to give the massages. 361 00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:55,133 - No way, Julian. - Just put those gloves on 362 00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:57,601 It's no big deal. Get the fuck in there. 363 00:16:57,636 --> 00:17:00,889 I need your help. There's not enough ladies here 364 00:17:00,924 --> 00:17:04,142 - Forget it, Julian, no. - Boys, I need your help. 365 00:17:04,643 --> 00:17:06,144 Are you cool with this, Corey? 366 00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:11,188 - Thanks, boys. - Hurry up, 367 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:13,116 you gotta fix this fucking furniture. 368 00:17:13,151 --> 00:17:15,904 Here, you two guys are up. You guys head on in there. 369 00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:18,799 - Where's this guy at, anyway? - Chilll out, Julian. 370 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,660 Cyrus'll be here in a minute , know what I'm saying? 371 00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:23,627 Cyrus? 372 00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:27,165 What the fuck are you doin g working with Cyrus? 373 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:32,671 Well, well, well. If it isn' t the big tough Julian. 374 00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:36,174 Duh, Bu-Bu-Bubble telescope, and helmet head. 375 00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:38,444 Fucking call me a telescope. 376 00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:40,644 Ladies, the boss is home 377 00:17:40,679 --> 00:17:43,181 It's been a long time no see , dickweeds. 378 00:17:43,682 --> 00:17:46,184 Why don't you take your little gun and fuck off, Cyrus? 379 00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,652 Why don't we fuck on? 380 00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:51,189 Julian, where's the hand cream? 381 00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:56,393 I know one of you dickhead s did this to my car. 382 00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:59,431 'Cause you're the only one that knows I failed Grade 10 383 00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:02,934 You failed Grade 10? Fuck off. 384 00:18:02,969 --> 00:18:05,902 What's this, I'm a fuckhead? Huh? 385 00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:08,440 Actually it says "I'm fucked in the head," 'cause you are 386 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:10,442 Ricky, where the fuck are Corey and Trevor? 387 00:18:10,477 --> 00:18:12,409 I said I wanted them back an hour ago. 388 00:18:12,444 --> 00:18:14,446 I don't fucking know. They went home two hours ago 389 00:18:14,481 --> 00:18:16,413 I don't have them. You must still have them. 390 00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:18,950 Get your hand s off it! I came for a lady! 391 00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:21,918 Not fucking Corey and Trevor! 392 00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:24,456 - Julian made me do it. - Get over here right now! 393 00:18:24,491 --> 00:18:26,475 I get home, the trailer's still a mess 394 00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,986 and I find you guys here jerking off men? 395 00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:31,428 Whoa, whoa! Nothing actually happened yet. 396 00:18:31,463 --> 00:18:34,966 Shut up. I don't want to hea r it. I want you guys to go home 397 00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:37,934 and I want you to clean- 398 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:41,938 - Shut the fuck up. Dirty dancer. 399 00:18:41,973 --> 00:18:43,940 I assume you're running this little shit show. 400 00:18:43,975 --> 00:18:46,478 You owe me some money. And I want it right fucking now. 401 00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:48,497 - Put the gun away, Cyrus. - Yeah, Cyrus, 402 00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:50,447 why don't you fuck off and go home, ass chin. 403 00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:52,734 Chill out for a sec. Listen, I'll give you some money 404 00:18:52,769 --> 00:18:54,986 for your ladies tomorrow. So put your little gun away, 405 00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:56,988 because we all know you're not gonna use it. 406 00:18:57,023 --> 00:18:57,954 Yeah, 'cause you're too afraid. 407 00:18:57,989 --> 00:18:59,991 You don't think I'm afraid to use this? 408 00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:02,459 Dance, boys. 409 00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:04,496 Dance. 410 00:19:06,998 --> 00:19:08,465 Come on, man. 411 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,502 There's all kinds of gunfire and shit going down. 412 00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:12,521 I'm calling the fucking cops right now. 413 00:19:12,556 --> 00:19:14,532 Listen, Ty, this is gonna be your chance 414 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,508 You're gonna make sure you got the camera. 415 00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:17,974 This is the album cover, mo-fucker. 416 00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:21,513 I'm serious! I want my money or someone'll get shot 417 00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:24,516 This is our park, Mr. Lahey! 418 00:19:25,016 --> 00:19:26,983 I can't stand around and take this bullshit. 419 00:19:27,018 --> 00:19:29,521 I'll take all three of you crippled fuckheads on 420 00:19:29,556 --> 00:19:31,290 at the same time, or are you scared? 421 00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:33,024 Cyrus, we're not scared of you. 422 00:19:33,525 --> 00:19:36,528 We're just all too sore to fight you because me and Ricky 423 00:19:36,563 --> 00:19:38,495 thought Julian was a Samsquanch monster 424 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:40,532 and we beat each other up with baseball bats. 425 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:41,998 Friggin' Cyrus. 426 00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:45,036 Randy takes his pants of f now when he wants to fight 427 00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:46,503 He can't fight in tight pants. 428 00:19:46,538 --> 00:19:48,618 He's worried about ripping his precious little pants. 429 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,042 When the pants come off, look the fuck out. 430 00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:56,548 No one here is man enough to knock this chip off my shoulder. 431 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,014 Huh? 432 00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:01,052 , - I am, Cyrus. I'm way mor e of a man than you'll ever be 433 00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:04,055 you dirty bitch. 434 00:20:04,556 --> 00:20:07,058 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 435 00:20:07,559 --> 00:20:09,526 Well, what are you gonna do? 436 00:20:09,561 --> 00:20:13,064 Hmm? Squish me with that whale blubber, there, fruity nuts? 437 00:20:18,069 --> 00:20:22,539 Kiss my hand and say I'm a little bitch 438 00:20:22,574 --> 00:20:25,577 - You're a little bitch. - Say it like you mean it! 439 00:20:25,612 --> 00:20:28,079 - I'm a little bitch. - Alright, alright. 440 00:20:28,114 --> 00:20:30,547 That's enough. You beat him. 441 00:20:30,582 --> 00:20:32,584 Now frig off, Cyrus. Get the hell out of here. 442 00:20:32,619 --> 00:20:34,586 And stay the hell out of Sunnyvale! 443 00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:37,088 Fuck off. I got work to do. 444 00:20:41,092 --> 00:20:43,595 Yo, J, come on, man. Seriously, yo. 445 00:20:44,095 --> 00:20:47,098 Get into character, mo-fucker. We worked hard for this shit 446 00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:49,868 - I got this shit. - Smoking track... 447 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:52,569 The album! Just think of the album cover. 448 00:20:52,604 --> 00:20:55,857 Someone want to tell me what the hell is going on here 449 00:20:55,892 --> 00:20:59,110 - I'll tell you, bitch. - Bitch?! You call me "bitch"? 450 00:20:59,145 --> 00:21:00,577 I shot the place up! 451 00:21:00,612 --> 00:21:02,614 You didn't call me "bitch"! Those are my bitches, there, 452 00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:04,080 and I'm on crack! 453 00:21:04,115 --> 00:21:06,583 - Crack? - See that pipe? 454 00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:08,119 That's real shit. Keep shooting, T. 455 00:21:13,124 --> 00:21:14,626 Representin' Sunnyvale hard as fuck! 456 00:21:14,661 --> 00:21:16,092 Hold it down, J! Sunnyvale! 457 00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:19,631 What the fuck was that? What are you doing, J-Roc? 458 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,900 Was that real crack he was smoking? 459 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:24,100 Here, man, you want some chips. 460 00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:26,416 What are you doing here, Lahey ? Get the fuck out of here. 461 00:21:26,422 --> 00:21:28,605 Watch what you're saying , or you'll be fucking next. 462 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,892 I'm not afraid of you, Randy. I'm not scared of you either 463 00:21:30,927 --> 00:21:33,407 You're lucky I'm fucking sor e right now, I'll tell you that. 464 00:21:33,645 --> 00:21:35,647 Hey, Ricky. He's your folk art. 465 00:21:36,147 --> 00:21:37,649 Fuck off, dicksmack. 466 00:21:38,149 --> 00:21:40,652 Guess you won't be needing i t anymore, will you, Ricky? 467 00:21:40,687 --> 00:21:42,619 See, Julian, it's not bad. 468 00:21:42,654 --> 00:21:45,622 We can take the tin foil off the walls if you want. 469 00:21:45,657 --> 00:21:48,660 Just leave it. It looks cool. I like the tin foil too. 470 00:21:48,695 --> 00:21:49,626 I think- Fuck! 471 00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:52,664 Are Corey and Trevor fucked in the head? 472 00:21:52,699 --> 00:21:55,131 Who can't fix a fucking chair? 473 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,669 Rick, that's the least of ou r concerns right now, alright. 474 00:21:57,704 --> 00:21:59,688 Jesus Christ! 475 00:21:59,723 --> 00:22:01,673 What do you mean? 476 00:22:02,173 --> 00:22:03,675 Well, Rick, we don't have any money. 477 00:22:04,175 --> 00:22:08,179 The cops seized all the cash from the fucking rub 'n' tug 478 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,182 How much do we have left? Forty bucks. 479 00:22:11,217 --> 00:22:13,184 That's it? 480 00:22:15,186 --> 00:22:18,189 Well, you guys want to get something to eat?