1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:11,197 --> 00:00:14,165 - What the fuck?! 2 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,166 s - Who the fuck are you guy 3 00:00:15,201 --> 00:00:16,702 and what the fuck are you doing here? 4 00:00:17,203 --> 00:00:18,169 Hope you got insurance and shit. 5 00:00:18,204 --> 00:00:20,706 - You can go to jail for a long time for this. 6 00:00:20,741 --> 00:00:22,173 - For what, free TV? 7 00:00:22,208 --> 00:00:24,675 - It's not free! It's like stealing! 8 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:26,177 - Stealing? You guys are beaming a signal 9 00:00:26,212 --> 00:00:28,714 to this fucking trailer park without my permission, not me. 10 00:00:28,749 --> 00:00:30,181 So I got these little things 11 00:00:30,216 --> 00:00:31,717 that pick up the signal from space. 12 00:00:31,752 --> 00:00:32,718 How the fuck is that stealing? 13 00:00:33,219 --> 00:00:35,221 What, do you own space? No, Nay-sa does. 14 00:00:35,721 --> 00:00:37,188 - Nay-sa? - Rocket people. 15 00:00:37,223 --> 00:00:40,191 Perhaps you've heard of them . - It's NASA. 16 00:00:40,226 --> 00:00:43,729 - Who the fuck called you guys ? Get the fuck off this roof 17 00:00:43,764 --> 00:00:45,696 - A Mr. James Lahey. - Fucking Lahey. 18 00:00:45,731 --> 00:00:48,699 Lahey's fucked in the head . You should know that. 19 00:00:48,734 --> 00:00:51,737 - Look. We found a split comin from this box from this address, 20 00:00:51,772 --> 00:00:53,239 registered to some guy named Julian. 21 00:00:53,274 --> 00:00:54,240 Is that you? - No. 22 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,742 There's no fucking Julian who lives in this park. 23 00:00:56,777 --> 00:00:57,708 - I'm Julian. This is my trailer. 24 00:00:57,743 --> 00:00:59,710 Ricky, what the fuck is going on here? 25 00:00:59,745 --> 00:01:01,747 - I don't know. Somebody must've broke in here 26 00:01:01,782 --> 00:01:03,214 and put all this shit up here. 27 00:01:03,249 --> 00:01:04,715 I'm getting blamed for it. It's bullshit. 28 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:07,253 - Oh, remember, Corey and Trevor were up there 29 00:01:07,288 --> 00:01:09,255 with the screwdrivers and the wrenches. 30 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:10,256 - Dino, call head office. 31 00:01:10,756 --> 00:01:12,758 - Ha, Dino! Maybe you should call Barney and Fred in. 32 00:01:13,259 --> 00:01:14,760 - You're not fucking calling , what are you doing? 33 00:01:14,795 --> 00:01:16,262 You're not fucking calling head office. 34 00:01:16,762 --> 00:01:18,764 I'm the trailer park supervisor. Here's what's going to happen. 35 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:20,766 I'm going to give you guys a few grams of weed, 36 00:01:20,801 --> 00:01:22,268 you're going to give me insurance 37 00:01:22,303 --> 00:01:23,269 for my fucking accident. 38 00:01:23,769 --> 00:01:25,771 Then you're going to leave and nothing happened here. 39 00:01:25,806 --> 00:01:27,273 - For fuck's sakes Ricky, what the fuck 40 00:01:27,308 --> 00:01:29,775 are you doing with the satellite?! 41 00:01:29,810 --> 00:01:31,777 I paid ten fucking dollars 42 00:01:32,278 --> 00:01:33,744 I want my fucking satellite signal! 43 00:01:33,779 --> 00:01:35,781 - Danny chill the fuck out ! I'm fucking trying here. 44 00:01:36,282 --> 00:01:37,783 It'll be back up in a bit. 45 00:01:37,818 --> 00:01:39,250 Calm the fuck down. - Look... 46 00:01:39,285 --> 00:01:41,287 , If these satellite dishes aren't down in ten minutes 47 00:01:41,322 --> 00:01:43,056 I have no choice but to call the cops. 48 00:01:43,091 --> 00:01:44,790 - Ricky, get the dishes off my roof. 49 00:01:45,291 --> 00:01:47,793 Listen, man, I just got out of jail. Don't be calling the cops. 50 00:01:47,828 --> 00:01:49,260 - Dino, take them down now 51 00:01:49,295 --> 00:01:51,797 - Ricky, get the dishes of f my roof. 52 00:01:51,832 --> 00:01:54,265 - Dino, call Mr. Slate. - Jesus... 53 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,302 - Jesus, boys, look out. I know what's coming. 54 00:01:58,304 --> 00:02:01,772 - What the fuck is wrong with you?! 55 00:02:01,807 --> 00:02:04,810 - I'll take everyone of thes e down to the fucking ground 56 00:02:04,845 --> 00:02:07,278 Is that what you want, you fucking retards?! 57 00:02:07,313 --> 00:02:10,316 You think I give a fuck about this stupid bullshit 58 00:02:10,351 --> 00:02:13,319 - That windshield was already cracked. 59 00:02:17,323 --> 00:02:19,325 - There. There in the fucking van. Now leave 60 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,327 - Ten fucking dollars a month! 61 00:03:03,869 --> 00:03:06,372 - The cops are going to show u p so load this in the van 62 00:03:06,872 --> 00:03:08,874 and get the van in the lake. Get rid of it. 63 00:03:16,382 --> 00:03:18,384 - Ah, it's stuck. 64 00:03:18,419 --> 00:03:20,386 She's stuck good now. 65 00:03:30,396 --> 00:03:32,398 - Mr. Lahey, turn the motor on . It's getting cold. 66 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:34,900 - Randy, I can't keep running it all day. 67 00:03:34,935 --> 00:03:36,402 We're almost out of gas. 68 00:03:38,404 --> 00:03:40,871 - Good morning, Jim. Beautiful day. 69 00:03:40,906 --> 00:03:44,875 - Good morning, Ricky. To what do we owe the pleasure 70 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:47,913 - Randy, I can see you through all those god-damned liquor bags 71 00:03:47,948 --> 00:03:49,415 and lawn chair strapping, for fuck's sakes. 72 00:03:49,915 --> 00:03:50,881 - Stop frigging looking, Rick. 73 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:54,420 - You called the fucking satellite pricks on me, Lahey? 74 00:03:54,455 --> 00:03:56,387 - Those satellites interfere 75 00:03:56,422 --> 00:04:00,426 with the emergency respons e frequencies, Ricky. 76 00:04:00,461 --> 00:04:01,927 - Don't fucking take my bacon, Lahey. 77 00:04:01,962 --> 00:04:03,394 Who owns this fucking car? 78 00:04:03,429 --> 00:04:04,930 - I own the car, Ricky! - Yeah? 79 00:04:05,431 --> 00:04:05,931 'Cause the registration says 80 00:04:06,432 --> 00:04:07,898 Sunnyvale Trailer Park owns the car. 81 00:04:07,933 --> 00:04:09,935 Since I'm the Park Superviso r and you fucked around, 82 00:04:10,436 --> 00:04:12,438 I'm taking it. And I'm takin g your fucking breakfast. 83 00:04:12,473 --> 00:04:14,405 - Ricky, for Christ's sakes... 84 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,943 Have a heart. This is where we live. 85 00:04:18,444 --> 00:04:22,448 - Two things, Lahey. Put on some fucking pants and fuck off 86 00:04:22,948 --> 00:04:24,450 - Jesus, Ricky! 87 00:04:29,455 --> 00:04:31,957 - Mr. Lahey, I got soap in my eyes! 88 00:04:31,992 --> 00:04:34,925 - Holy fuck! 89 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,963 Where's my furniture? Did Ricky sell it? 90 00:04:37,998 --> 00:04:40,233 - Yup. - So what was he doing? 91 00:04:40,268 --> 00:04:42,433 Growing weed in here? - Nope. 92 00:04:42,468 --> 00:04:44,470 - So he was growing clones . - Yup. 93 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:47,973 Ricky's got the whole plac e wrapped in tin foil. 94 00:04:48,008 --> 00:04:50,941 Like, everything. That's the sink under there. 95 00:04:50,976 --> 00:04:53,479 Can't even use it. He's been going around the park, 96 00:04:53,979 --> 00:04:55,946 , to people like Mrs. Peterson 97 00:04:55,981 --> 00:04:58,484 asking to borrow tin foil for different things 98 00:04:58,984 --> 00:05:00,986 he says he's cooking and... whatnot. 99 00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:02,488 All fibs, he's telling. 100 00:05:02,988 --> 00:05:04,990 - Twenty-two hundred for one month in my name. 101 00:05:05,025 --> 00:05:06,992 Power bill. Nice! 102 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,502 - Ricky! - Julian, how's it going, buddy? 103 00:05:16,537 --> 00:05:18,469 You got any rolling papers 104 00:05:18,504 --> 00:05:21,006 - You've gone way too far this time, Ricky. 105 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,525 Guess what? I'm bailing, buddy. 106 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,974 - What are you talking about 107 00:05:24,009 --> 00:05:25,476 Because of a bunch of fucking mail? 108 00:05:25,511 --> 00:05:27,478 - Ricky, it's not about a bunch of mail, 109 00:05:27,513 --> 00:05:30,516 it's about a bunch of illega I bullshit you put in my name. 110 00:05:30,551 --> 00:05:31,517 - You got any rolling papers ? - No! 111 00:05:32,017 --> 00:05:33,769 - Julian, you can't worry about that stuff, man. 112 00:05:33,804 --> 00:05:35,521 All the credit cards are maxed out in your name. 113 00:05:35,556 --> 00:05:36,987 I threw them in the fucking lake. 114 00:05:37,022 --> 00:05:38,774 They can't trace that shit back to you. 115 00:05:38,809 --> 00:05:40,491 Don't worry about it. Come on, buddy. 116 00:05:40,526 --> 00:05:43,529 - Do you realize how stupid yo u just sounded there Ricky? Huh? 117 00:05:44,029 --> 00:05:45,996 - Bubbles, do you got any rolling papers? 118 00:05:46,031 --> 00:05:48,033 - No, I don't. Just, everybody calm down. Julian... 119 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:50,303 Come on, boys. Let's go catch some bullfrogs. 120 00:05:50,338 --> 00:05:52,538 Put the bottles down. - Boys, boys, boys... 121 00:05:53,038 --> 00:05:55,541 I'm out of rum. I'm in debt, I've got no money, 122 00:05:55,576 --> 00:05:57,508 no car, no furniture, no place to live. 123 00:05:57,543 --> 00:05:59,545 All I've got is these fucking bottles, Ricky. 124 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:01,011 - Julian, you were just in jail. 125 00:06:01,046 --> 00:06:03,048 You don't think I'm going to look after you? 126 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:05,015 Don't worry about it. Come here. See that? 127 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:07,803 Big fucking barrel of swish. I stole it from Lahey and Randy. 128 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:10,448 You can have it all, alright ? As for a place to live... here 129 00:06:10,483 --> 00:06:13,022 I was going to use this fo r a cottage man, but take it 130 00:06:13,057 --> 00:06:15,561 You can live in it. It's a fucking great car to live in 131 00:06:16,061 --> 00:06:17,563 - Richard, Bubbles, can I have a quick word? 132 00:06:17,598 --> 00:06:19,064 Apparently, I'm being sued for stealing 133 00:06:19,565 --> 00:06:20,566 by some satellite TV company 134 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:22,533 e - As soon as Ricky hired m 135 00:06:22,568 --> 00:06:24,820 as Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor, 136 00:06:24,855 --> 00:06:27,037 I knew things were fucked right away. 137 00:06:27,072 --> 00:06:30,576 El cheques kept arriving for Trevor Corey, 138 00:06:30,611 --> 00:06:32,077 Corey Trevor, Randy Trevor 139 00:06:32,578 --> 00:06:33,579 - Now the bank has suggested 140 00:06:34,079 --> 00:06:36,081 that I might want to conside selling, okay? Selling the park. 141 00:06:36,116 --> 00:06:38,601 Now frankly, it is beginning to make a lot of sense. 142 00:06:38,636 --> 00:06:41,086 - By the time I got involved , it was already too late. 143 00:06:41,587 --> 00:06:44,590 h I've just been trying to kee p Ricky out of jail long enoug 144 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:47,057 till Julian gets here, but things got out of hand 145 00:06:47,092 --> 00:06:50,095 way, way too fucking quick . There was nothing I could do 146 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:52,097 - Barb, it's not that bad. I promise you. 147 00:06:52,132 --> 00:06:53,063 - Here's your lunch. - Thank you. 148 00:06:53,098 --> 00:06:54,600 - Okay. - I'll take care of this, Barb 149 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,603 I'll come and see you later. And don't worry about a thing. 150 00:06:57,638 --> 00:06:59,872 Julian's going to straighten it out. He's back now. 151 00:06:59,907 --> 00:07:02,107 Buddy, you gotta help me straighten this shit out. 152 00:07:02,142 --> 00:07:03,574 Please. - Ricky, I'm leaving. 153 00:07:03,609 --> 00:07:06,361 - What are you going to do ? Just go live in a car 154 00:07:06,396 --> 00:07:09,114 and take your bottles back and survive off that? 155 00:07:09,149 --> 00:07:10,883 I don't think so. 156 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:12,618 - Julian, don't. 157 00:07:13,118 --> 00:07:14,619 - Come in my trailer and smoke a joint. 158 00:07:14,654 --> 00:07:16,121 - Don't start drinking swish , please. 159 00:07:16,156 --> 00:07:18,641 Swish is this old, dirty, 160 00:07:18,676 --> 00:07:21,091 shitty-tasting, home-made 161 00:07:21,126 --> 00:07:23,128 fucking liquor that you can, ah, 162 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:25,095 you can barely get it into you 163 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:28,133 but my fuck, does it ever ge t you some drunk. 164 00:07:28,168 --> 00:07:30,100 - All the shit's in my name, man. 165 00:07:30,135 --> 00:07:32,888 I got no choice but to run for a little while. 166 00:07:32,923 --> 00:07:35,783 I'm gonna go work on an oil ri g or something. 167 00:07:35,818 --> 00:07:38,644 - Ah, Julian, that's crazy talk. Come on now. 168 00:07:38,679 --> 00:07:41,111 I've lived beside you my whole life. 169 00:07:41,146 --> 00:07:44,149 Don't go, Julian. Come on, please, buddy. 170 00:07:44,650 --> 00:07:46,652 - Alright, I'm just going to have one more drink. 171 00:07:46,687 --> 00:07:48,619 - Alright. - Can you get me some ice? 172 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:52,157 - Oh, I can get you some ice . But only one, Julian. 173 00:07:52,192 --> 00:07:53,659 One drink. 174 00:07:55,661 --> 00:07:58,163 - Ah, Julian. You tricked me 175 00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:04,902 - What's with the Smokey outfit, Randy? 176 00:08:04,937 --> 00:08:08,941 - I can wear whatever I want . - Is that cologne I smell? 177 00:08:08,976 --> 00:08:10,908 What about our "no cologne agreement"? 178 00:08:10,943 --> 00:08:13,911 Smokey. That was the name he used to call himself 179 00:08:13,946 --> 00:08:17,950 when he was on the streets , back when I was on the force 180 00:08:17,985 --> 00:08:19,952 Strip the chrome off a trailer hitch. 181 00:08:19,987 --> 00:08:22,920 - I need a cheeseburger. 182 00:08:22,955 --> 00:08:24,706 - What's that got to do with the... 183 00:08:24,741 --> 00:08:26,100 - I need a store-bought cheeseburger. 184 00:08:26,135 --> 00:08:27,424 - Smokey outfit? You're not thinking 185 00:08:27,459 --> 00:08:29,962 of going back on the street, are you, Randy? 186 00:08:29,997 --> 00:08:31,929 - Man's got to eat. 187 00:08:31,964 --> 00:08:33,430 - Randy, I can make a cheeseburger, 188 00:08:33,465 --> 00:08:36,468 better than store-bought. - I don't think so, Mr. Lahey. 189 00:08:36,503 --> 00:08:38,470 I'm leaving. I got work to do. 190 00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:42,975 - Randy! 191 00:08:43,475 --> 00:08:44,476 Randy! 192 00:08:46,478 --> 00:08:47,980 - Fuck off, Randy! 193 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:00,993 - Thanks, man. - Get in the back. 194 00:09:11,003 --> 00:09:12,469 - Damn garbage! 195 00:09:12,504 --> 00:09:14,506 Bubbles, you really fucked u p this time, didn't you? 196 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:15,973 Well, Bubbles only plays basketball 197 00:09:16,008 --> 00:09:17,975 when he's really pissed of f and stressed out. 198 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:21,513 So I knew it was a delicatel situation that I approached and, 199 00:09:21,548 --> 00:09:23,480 you know, I approached him like an adult. 200 00:09:23,515 --> 00:09:26,018 How did you let things get so fucked up anyway? 201 00:09:26,053 --> 00:09:27,985 You know I can't do it, I'm stupid. 202 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:30,522 - What the fuck did you just say to me, Ricky? 203 00:09:30,557 --> 00:09:32,990 How did I let it get fucked up ? You know what? 204 00:09:33,025 --> 00:09:36,028 b You can take your assistan t trailer park supervisor jo 205 00:09:36,063 --> 00:09:39,496 and all your El papers, illegal mortgages, 206 00:09:39,531 --> 00:09:43,535 n Visa statements, all that othe r bullshit that I'm involved i 207 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:45,537 and stick it right in there. - Where? 208 00:09:45,572 --> 00:09:47,306 b - I told him to stick his jo 209 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:49,006 and all the papers and everything 210 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:51,543 up his arse and he didn't even know what I was talking about. 211 00:09:51,578 --> 00:09:53,813 And then I said Julian lef t and it was his fault 212 00:09:53,848 --> 00:09:56,048 and he still didn't know what I was talking about. 213 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,514 So I just got pissed off and I quit. 214 00:09:57,549 --> 00:10:00,052 I'm fucking quitting, that's it! - Fine then, quit. I don't care. 215 00:10:00,087 --> 00:10:02,572 But I can't give you your vacation pay till we get paid. 216 00:10:02,607 --> 00:10:05,057 When we grow the dope and we harvest it, then we get paid. 217 00:10:05,092 --> 00:10:07,059 - Well, you can give me some chips in the meantime. 218 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:10,062 He owes me 260 bucks vacation pay. 219 00:10:10,097 --> 00:10:12,029 He won't fucking pay that, 220 00:10:12,064 --> 00:10:15,067 so I figured a handful of chip s wasn't too much to ask. 221 00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:16,533 - Put half of those back. 222 00:10:16,568 --> 00:10:17,569 - I'm actually taking more , Ricky. 223 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:19,571 - Fuck off, Bubbles, seriously . - Look at that! 224 00:10:20,072 --> 00:10:21,038 They were chicken chips. 225 00:10:21,073 --> 00:10:24,076 I don't even like those, but I don't give a fuck. 226 00:10:26,078 --> 00:10:28,580 - This is great, Julian. This is where Smokey used to work. 227 00:10:28,615 --> 00:10:31,083 - You're prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again? 228 00:10:31,118 --> 00:10:33,085 - Man's got to eat, Julian 229 00:10:35,087 --> 00:10:37,589 - For fuck's sakes! - She's out of gas, Julian 230 00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:45,597 - Well, I guess this is where I'm living now. 231 00:10:45,632 --> 00:10:48,065 Go on, get out of here. Get, get! Get! 232 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,602 - You sure you should be drinking that shit, man? 233 00:10:50,637 --> 00:10:53,105 Remember back in Grade 10- - - Fuck off, Randy! 234 00:10:56,108 --> 00:10:58,075 - Randy wants a cheeseburger 235 00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:01,613 I'll give him a god-damned cheeseburger. 236 00:11:05,117 --> 00:11:07,584 - Well, boys, I need you to help me out today. 237 00:11:07,619 --> 00:11:09,586 Paint Julian's trailer, clean it up. Got some hash 238 00:11:09,621 --> 00:11:12,124 We're going to get stoned. It' s going to be a good fucking day 239 00:11:12,624 --> 00:11:13,625 - That's what I'm saying. Good dope, dude. 240 00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:15,592 - Corey, no talking, please. Just take the hash. 241 00:11:15,627 --> 00:11:17,879 - What's going on in here? What are you guys doing in here? 242 00:11:17,914 --> 00:11:20,132 - Just hanging out, playing some video games. Calm down. 243 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:21,598 - They're not working for you today. 244 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,635 - Look, Sara, I'm short-staffed. Bubbles quit on me. 245 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:25,637 I need these fucking dicks to work for me today. 246 00:11:26,138 --> 00:11:28,140 - I don't give a fuck if you're short-staffed, Ricky. 247 00:11:28,175 --> 00:11:30,142 Get the fuck out of my sid e of the trailer. 248 00:11:30,642 --> 00:11:32,144 - Why are you always sticking up for these guys? 249 00:11:32,179 --> 00:11:33,645 It's not like you're banging them. 250 00:11:35,647 --> 00:11:37,614 - Ricky is so abusive to Corey and Trevor. 251 00:11:37,649 --> 00:11:40,152 It's really sad to see. Even before I liked them, 252 00:11:40,652 --> 00:11:42,904 I noticed he was always making them cry and shit. 253 00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:45,157 - Sara, come on. Don't, don't tell them that. 254 00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:50,127 Jesus... 255 00:11:50,162 --> 00:11:53,665 Trevor, I told you to move this fucking tree two weeks ago! 256 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:56,668 - Fuck, Ricky! My game, dude ! - Fucking idiot! 257 00:11:56,703 --> 00:11:58,187 What the fuck?! 258 00:11:58,222 --> 00:11:59,636 Fucking kids! 259 00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:02,174 What the fuck is wrong with parents these days? 260 00:12:02,209 --> 00:12:04,141 Hey, buddy! 261 00:12:04,176 --> 00:12:06,428 - Don't "hey, buddy" me, Ricky 262 00:12:06,463 --> 00:12:08,645 I'm going to look for Julian 263 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,183 Do you even care that Julian's gone, Ricky? 264 00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:12,934 - He's just fucking around , Bubbles. 265 00:12:12,969 --> 00:12:14,151 Look, I'm sorry about earlier, alright? 266 00:12:14,186 --> 00:12:16,688 I know it wasn't just you that fucked things up. 267 00:12:16,723 --> 00:12:18,155 Corey and Trevor fucked some things up, 268 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:20,942 and a few other people aroun d the park fucked things up. 269 00:12:20,977 --> 00:12:23,695 Lahey and Randy are runnin g around; it's hard on people. 270 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:26,198 so I'm not mad at ya. Give me a hug, buddy. 271 00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:28,665 - Alright. 272 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:32,669 Help me find Julian, please. Come on. 273 00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:35,707 - Alright. Can we stop by an d get some donairs first though? 274 00:12:35,742 --> 00:12:37,174 I'm fucking starving. - Will you buy them? 275 00:12:37,209 --> 00:12:39,711 - Well, we got some room lef t on Leahey's Dinner's Card. 276 00:12:39,746 --> 00:12:41,713 You're going to have to drive, though. 277 00:12:41,748 --> 00:12:43,215 Some kids fucked my tire over. 278 00:12:53,225 --> 00:12:55,692 - Looking for a date? 279 00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:58,195 Ten bucks or six Dairy Queen coupons. 280 00:12:58,230 --> 00:13:01,733 - Officer George Green and I are doing a shake down of, you know, 281 00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:04,736 John's in the neighbourhood. I dress up as a prostitute 282 00:13:04,771 --> 00:13:09,741 If they solicit me for prostitution, I bust them. 283 00:13:09,776 --> 00:13:11,743 You're looking pretty hot. 284 00:13:12,244 --> 00:13:13,710 Think I'm hot? 285 00:13:13,745 --> 00:13:17,214 - I guess. Ten bucks. 286 00:13:17,249 --> 00:13:19,716 - Yeah, ten bucks will work. 287 00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:21,753 - Want to grab a couple of cheeseburgers first? 288 00:13:21,788 --> 00:13:23,755 - No. You gotta place? 289 00:13:24,256 --> 00:13:26,258 - It's greasy. It's out back . - Yeah. 290 00:13:26,293 --> 00:13:28,760 - Let's go. 291 00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:32,764 - So let's do this. 292 00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:34,766 - Hey, Smokey! 293 00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:38,270 Looks like you'll be eating your cheeseburgers soon, eh, buddy? 294 00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:40,737 - Julian? 295 00:13:40,772 --> 00:13:44,276 Drunk and pissing on a dumpste r behind the King of Donair? 296 00:13:46,278 --> 00:13:49,781 Don't you know me? - Brenda! 297 00:13:49,816 --> 00:13:51,783 - Erica! - Erica. 298 00:13:51,818 --> 00:13:53,750 - Erica? 299 00:13:53,785 --> 00:13:56,288 - I should arrest you right no w for soliciting prostitution. 300 00:13:56,323 --> 00:13:57,754 - Soliciting? 301 00:13:57,789 --> 00:13:59,756 - Didn't going to jail teach you anything? 302 00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:01,793 - I didn't do anything wrong . You solicited me, Erica. 303 00:14:01,828 --> 00:14:04,296 You should go to jail. - I'm a cop, Randy. 304 00:14:04,331 --> 00:14:07,299 Undercover. I'm wearing a wire. 305 00:14:10,302 --> 00:14:11,768 You know what? 306 00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:15,307 You guys look like you hav e enough problems as it is. 307 00:14:27,819 --> 00:14:29,321 - Hey, Bubbles, look who it is 308 00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:32,324 What are you doing here? A little undercover work, Erica? 309 00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:35,827 - Ricky, what did you guys d o to Julian out back? 310 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,794 - What are you talking about 311 00:14:37,829 --> 00:14:40,332 - He's so drunk he can't even stand up. 312 00:14:40,832 --> 00:14:41,798 - Out back? 313 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:44,336 - Stop staring at my tits. - I wasn't. 314 00:14:44,371 --> 00:14:46,803 - Yes, you were. - I was not! 315 00:14:46,838 --> 00:14:50,091 Jesus Christ! He's on the swish hard, Ricky. 316 00:14:50,126 --> 00:14:53,345 - Holy fuck, Julian! - Leave me alone, boys. 317 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,811 - Julian, look at me for a second. 318 00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:56,348 You gotta get a hold of yourself, buddy. 319 00:14:56,848 --> 00:14:58,350 You gotta come back to the trailer park right now. 320 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,852 I got a job for ya. It's gonna be perfect. 321 00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:01,818 Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor. 322 00:15:01,853 --> 00:15:03,320 - Assistant, huh? - That's right, buddy. 323 00:15:03,355 --> 00:15:05,857 4600 bucks a year. Bubbles quit and I could use a hand. 324 00:15:05,892 --> 00:15:08,360 We're going to straighten all this shit out man 325 00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:09,326 and things will be cool. 326 00:15:09,361 --> 00:15:10,862 - Hey, Ricky, I'm looking for work! 327 00:15:11,363 --> 00:15:13,865 - Fuck off, Randy! Here, Julian, let me top that up for you 328 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,866 That's getting warm. - Actually, Randy, 329 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,868 get the fuck over here. You want some work? 330 00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:18,370 - Yeah! - Get the fuck over here. 331 00:15:18,405 --> 00:15:19,889 - I need some... ice. - There. 332 00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:21,338 Fresh as a daisy. Get that in ya. 333 00:15:21,373 --> 00:15:23,875 - I'm going to take Randy back to the park right now 334 00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:25,644 We're going to clean up your trailer. 335 00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,344 It's going to be better than ever man. 336 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,881 You gotta come back there and things are going to be cool. 337 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:30,847 Come on, buddy, let's go! 338 00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:32,884 - Ricky, let go of me. Let go of me! 339 00:15:32,919 --> 00:15:34,903 - Come on. - Let go of me, Ricky! 340 00:15:34,938 --> 00:15:36,853 Get away from me, Ricky. - Ricky... 341 00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:39,641 Look, I'll take you and Rand y back to the park. 342 00:15:39,676 --> 00:15:42,394 I know what we need to do here . Trust me on this. 343 00:15:42,894 --> 00:15:44,396 Come on, Randy. Come on, let's go! 344 00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:46,363 - See all these wires here 345 00:15:46,398 --> 00:15:47,364 They're live so be careful , okay? 346 00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:49,401 I want you to get rid of all these wires, 347 00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:50,867 get rid of all this tubing 348 00:15:50,902 --> 00:15:52,369 Clean the fucking carpets 'cause they're fucked. 349 00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:54,906 Go to his bedroom. Try to se t something up he can sleep on 350 00:15:54,941 --> 00:15:56,408 There's a tub, shower and a sink out back. 351 00:15:56,908 --> 00:15:58,375 Bring those in, find some fucking parts somewhere, 352 00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:00,412 and install those and make sur they're working in the bathroom. 353 00:16:00,447 --> 00:16:02,414 Then I'll give you two cheeseburgers. Simple as that. 354 00:16:02,449 --> 00:16:04,381 - Double cheeseburgers, Ricky. 355 00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:06,918 - Hey, listen. That would be three or four cheeseburgers, 356 00:16:06,953 --> 00:16:09,421 wouldn't it? I said two, okay? - Same amount of buns. 357 00:16:09,456 --> 00:16:10,422 - Randy, two fucking cheeseburgers. 358 00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:13,425 Take it and leave it. Here's a little piece of hash. 359 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:16,445 Go to the stove, get stone d and get to work. 360 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,956 - I can't get stoned, Ricky. - What do you mean? 361 00:16:18,991 --> 00:16:21,398 It's shitty work. Everybody does that, alright 362 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:22,934 Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, 363 00:16:22,969 --> 00:16:24,436 lawyers, doctors, fucking politicians, 364 00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:25,437 CBC employees, principals... 365 00:16:25,937 --> 00:16:27,939 People who paint the lines on the fucking roads. 366 00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:29,941 Get stoned, it'll be fun. Get to work. 367 00:16:29,976 --> 00:16:31,408 Oh, this is most important 368 00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:33,945 Go down to the Shit-Mart, I need a bag of chicken chips. 369 00:16:34,446 --> 00:16:35,912 If they don't have chicken , get me dill pickle. 370 00:16:35,947 --> 00:16:39,951 And I want a chocolate milk, okay? Here's some money. 371 00:16:39,986 --> 00:16:41,418 - Ricky... 372 00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:44,421 - Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. 373 00:16:44,456 --> 00:16:46,958 - Julian! What are you doing , Julian? 374 00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:48,960 Put him down! 375 00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:51,963 Put him down. Go on get, you miserable bastard! 376 00:16:51,998 --> 00:16:54,931 What are you doing? 377 00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:56,968 Give me the swish, Julian. - Oh, Bubbles, don't. 378 00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:58,987 - Give it! - Don't take my swish. 379 00:16:59,022 --> 00:17:00,972 - Look, just hand me... Julian 380 00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:08,480 - Bubbles... 381 00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:11,483 - Julian, here look, I'm sorry 382 00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:13,450 Here, get this in you. 383 00:17:13,485 --> 00:17:16,953 This will clear your brain out 384 00:17:16,988 --> 00:17:18,990 That's the lowest I've ever seen him. 385 00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:20,992 Drunk on swish, 386 00:17:21,493 --> 00:17:23,745 dancing around with an old fucking dirty dog, 387 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,997 eating pizza crusts off the fucking ground! 388 00:17:26,032 --> 00:17:29,268 Made me sad. 389 00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:32,469 Here, hold that. 390 00:17:32,504 --> 00:17:35,507 You are coming home with m e and that's all there is to it. 391 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,474 You get that in you. 392 00:17:37,509 --> 00:17:40,011 There you go. That'll fix your brains up 393 00:17:40,046 --> 00:17:40,977 Hey? - Ah... 394 00:17:41,012 --> 00:17:43,515 Thanks, buddy. - There you go. 395 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,422 - Those other clothes of yours smell like dog pee, Julian 396 00:17:50,922 --> 00:17:51,923 Now stop complaining and hurry up. 397 00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:53,890 Julian, are you almost done? 398 00:17:53,925 --> 00:17:55,927 I'm gonna have an accident out here. 399 00:18:00,932 --> 00:18:03,184 What do you think? - I look like a dick! 400 00:18:03,219 --> 00:18:05,437 You got anything else in there I can put on? 401 00:18:05,472 --> 00:18:06,438 - Nothing that's going to fit you. 402 00:18:06,938 --> 00:18:08,940 But I mean, I think it looks pretty good. 403 00:18:08,975 --> 00:18:09,941 I used to rock those pants 404 00:18:10,442 --> 00:18:12,944 - How's it going, Randy? Did you get everything done? 405 00:18:12,979 --> 00:18:14,911 - Almost. Are those my burgers, Ricky? 406 00:18:14,946 --> 00:18:17,449 That's my burger, right? - No, Barb made these for me 407 00:18:17,484 --> 00:18:18,915 - I want my frigging burger, Rick! 408 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:21,453 - Randy, I'll get yours later. You didn't even finish the job 409 00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:22,954 Fuck off, Randy! Fuck you! 410 00:18:23,455 --> 00:18:25,457 You get the fucking chicke n chips, you fucking asshole 411 00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:27,459 Give me that back, you fucking dick! 412 00:18:27,494 --> 00:18:29,228 Let go of it! 413 00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:30,927 Stop grabbing it! 414 00:18:30,962 --> 00:18:33,965 Get your hands off it! Get your fucking hands off it! 415 00:18:34,466 --> 00:18:35,967 - It's mine! - Smokey! 416 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:41,473 - Fuck! What the fuck! 417 00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:43,475 Jesus Christ! 418 00:18:47,479 --> 00:18:48,445 - What in the fuck?! 419 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,981 - What are you doing? Give me that! 420 00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:52,984 - I'm trying to shoot whoeve r fucking shot me! Jesus Christ! 421 00:18:53,019 --> 00:18:54,986 - Randy, how could you do that ? - Do what? 422 00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:56,505 - What you were doing with Ricky? 423 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:57,954 - I wasn't doing anything with Ricky. 424 00:18:57,989 --> 00:19:00,457 - Is that a fucking bow and... You fucking shot me! 425 00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:03,495 - It was an accident, Ricky. I was trying to shoot a blue jay 426 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:04,961 - I'll show you a fucking blue jay! 427 00:19:04,996 --> 00:19:07,464 - Ricky, it was an accident. You can call the cops on Lahey 428 00:19:07,499 --> 00:19:10,502 u for getting shot with an arrow , but he can call the cops on yo 429 00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:12,469 for firing a handgun off in the trailer park. 430 00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:14,506 They cancel out. - That doesn't even make sense 431 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:15,972 - It's even, Ricky. 432 00:19:16,007 --> 00:19:18,509 - I don't have the right peopl e words to make you understand 433 00:19:18,544 --> 00:19:21,012 the way it means to me, but something's fucked up here 434 00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:23,515 - Hold still, Ricky. - Ah! FUCK! 435 00:19:24,015 --> 00:19:24,981 - Get out of here! 436 00:19:25,016 --> 00:19:27,018 - Ricky, you owe me two double cheeseburgers 437 00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:28,019 for cleaning up Julian's trailer. 438 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,522 - I never said doubles. I never said fucking doubles 439 00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:32,524 Where's my chocolate milk and chicken chips? 440 00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:33,990 - Ricky, go home! - Fuck you! 441 00:19:34,025 --> 00:19:36,277 And fuck your cheeseburgers! - Everybody calm down! 442 00:19:36,312 --> 00:19:38,530 For fuck's sakes, is this all about cheeseburgers? 443 00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:39,996 - Yeah. - Well, Randy, 444 00:19:40,031 --> 00:19:42,533 I've got burger meat and cheese at my shed. 445 00:19:42,568 --> 00:19:45,036 I'll cook some up for you on the barbeque 446 00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:46,503 if that'll diffuse the situation. 447 00:19:46,538 --> 00:19:49,040 - Thanks, Bubs. Randy and I are going home now. 448 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:50,507 - Holy fuck! 449 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:54,546 - No way, Mr. Lahey. I need a cheeseburger. 450 00:19:54,581 --> 00:19:57,048 Come on, Bubbles. - Alright, hang on! 451 00:19:57,549 --> 00:19:59,300 Where's your bun, Randy? - Here it is. 452 00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:01,052 - There. Drive that into you then. 453 00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:03,019 - Thanks, Bubbles. - Randy, don't eat that! 454 00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:06,557 - What the fuck are you doin g here? Stay away from me! 455 00:20:06,592 --> 00:20:10,061 You see this? You see that ? Can't even get it out. 456 00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:11,528 - Randy, look. Listen... 457 00:20:11,563 --> 00:20:14,566 , I know things have been rather tough on you lately 458 00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:18,069 so I made you this cheeseburger. - Thanks Mr. Lahey. 459 00:20:18,104 --> 00:20:20,339 - It's a lot better than store-bought, Randy. 460 00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:22,574 - My god, there's feathers hanging out of it. 461 00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:24,541 That's made out of an old blue jay. 462 00:20:24,576 --> 00:20:27,078 - Here, Bubbles. I don't need this anymore. 463 00:20:27,113 --> 00:20:28,545 - You guys are fucked! 464 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:32,584 - You're going to eat that old blue jay burger. Ah.. 465 00:20:33,084 --> 00:20:34,586 - What do you think of that, Randy? 466 00:20:35,086 --> 00:20:38,590 - It's good. It's good. A little gamey, but good. 467 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,593 - Great. - Let's go home, Mr. Lahey 468 00:20:41,628 --> 00:20:43,560 - Jim, here's your home back 469 00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:47,599 It's time for you to be completely honest with me. 470 00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:49,618 Alright? No more little games, Rick. 471 00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:51,603 Just tell me the truth, please 472 00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:54,070 I won't get pissed off. 473 00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:55,607 - Can you get this fucking arrow 474 00:20:56,107 --> 00:20:57,073 out of my arm? - Yes. 475 00:20:57,108 --> 00:20:59,110 - Everything's going to be cool. - Cool. 476 00:20:59,145 --> 00:21:00,577 - You promise? - I promise you man. 477 00:21:00,612 --> 00:21:02,579 - Let's just tell him, Ricky . - Come with me, 478 00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:05,116 and you're not going to fucking believe this, buddy 479 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:09,586 - Ricky... 480 00:21:09,621 --> 00:21:11,087 Are you alright? - Yeah. 481 00:21:11,122 --> 00:21:13,625 Look, Julian, I know this look s really fucked up, man. 482 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:16,127 But when you guys went to jail , I was bored. 483 00:21:16,162 --> 00:21:18,094 I developed this new kind of weed 484 00:21:18,129 --> 00:21:19,596 and it's growing like fucking nuts, man. 485 00:21:19,631 --> 00:21:22,634 These were this big a month an d a half ago, little tiny clones 486 00:21:22,669 --> 00:21:24,601 And I put them in this little test field 487 00:21:24,636 --> 00:21:26,638 and I don't know what the fuck happened to them 488 00:21:26,673 --> 00:21:28,104 but look at these things! 489 00:21:28,139 --> 00:21:29,606 - It's Mars! I'm telling you , it's Mars! 490 00:21:29,641 --> 00:21:31,643 Julian, Mars hasn't been this close to the earth 491 00:21:31,678 --> 00:21:32,644 in 60 thousand fucking years 492 00:21:32,679 --> 00:21:34,611 and we plant this weed 493 00:21:34,646 --> 00:21:37,614 and Mars is pulling it right out of the ground. 494 00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:41,653 - It's one of those miracl e things, man, they talk about 495 00:21:41,688 --> 00:21:43,119 I'm telling you, buddy. 496 00:21:43,154 --> 00:21:45,406 - I can't fucking believe yo u guys did this. 497 00:21:45,441 --> 00:21:47,659 - Julian, don't freak out. I'm sorry, man. 498 00:21:47,694 --> 00:21:50,126 But I had no one to look after me. 499 00:21:50,161 --> 00:21:53,164 - Look here, put your drin k in your new glass. 500 00:21:53,665 --> 00:21:55,166 - Ricky... 501 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,133 You're a genius, man. 502 00:21:57,168 --> 00:22:00,136 Listen, boys, 503 00:22:00,171 --> 00:22:02,924 we're gonna make a lot of mone y here with all this weed. 504 00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:05,677 We should buy a fucking island . Start our own country. 505 00:22:06,177 --> 00:22:07,679 I don't know, have a flag and everything, man. 506 00:22:08,179 --> 00:22:09,145 No more cops, no more Lahey. 507 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,682 Think about how perfect that would be. 508 00:22:11,182 --> 00:22:13,184 - Rick, Rick, Rick. No, no . - Maybe get a ferris wheel 509 00:22:13,219 --> 00:22:14,703 - We're not going to buy an island, 510 00:22:14,738 --> 00:22:16,187 we're going to buy the trailer park.