1 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,174 Previously on This Is Us... I've decided to have gastric bypass surgery. 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:08,309 Uh, I'm gonna do it. Do what? 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,078 The surgery. I just don't want you to freak out, okay? 4 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,080 Don't worry about me freaking out. 5 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,981 Uh, well, I do have to worry about it, Kate, 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,184 because the thing is, is that I'm kind of in love with you. 7 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,154 I'd marry the hell out of you, Kate Pearson. 8 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,655 Yeah, I'm gonna continue to date Sloane 9 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,024 because she's kind, and she's sweet, she's funny. 10 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,993 And-And, you know what? Sometimes you just got to 11 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,728 do the right thing, even if it's not what you want. 12 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,930 This cancer is coming for me sooner than later. 13 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:32,233 I can feel it. 14 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,934 The medication isn't working anymore. 15 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,269 Do you want to stop the chemo, Will? 16 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,174 (singer vocalizing) 17 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,543 (movie projector clicking) 18 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,456 Surprise! 19 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,491 Yeah! 20 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:02,230 (indistinct talking) 21 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,535 Perfect. Yes! JACK: Oh! 22 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,470 REBECCA: (clapping) Good job. 23 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,272 Oh, is that what we're doing now? 24 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,441 * And maybe I won't, what if I do * 25 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,642 * And what if she don't? (Rebecca screams) 26 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,210 KIDS: We love cake! 27 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:19,280 We love cake! We love cake! 28 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:22,082 One, two, three! 29 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,484 (laughter) 30 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,754 * Say good-bye 31 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,756 JACK: Eyes closed. Eyes closed. 32 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:31,058 REBECCA: Smile. (all yell) 33 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,761 JACK: That's it, putting this camera down. 34 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,296 Oh! (yells) 35 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,464 (indistinct yelling) 36 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,299 He's in, he's in, he's in. 37 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,500 I'm going deep. 38 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,469 Oh, no. 39 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,137 (crickets chirping) 40 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:44,605 Baby, I can't do it. Oh, come on. 41 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,007 Kids are turning ten tomorrow, right? 42 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,110 They don't need more toys, but a dog. 43 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,345 Baby, 44 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:55,115 our beautiful children need a beautiful dog. 45 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,317 Okay. 46 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,186 Get them a dog. Okay. 47 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,753 And then get them a new mommy who will walk it. 48 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,122 That's fair enough, but, um... 49 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:05,193 do you, uh, do you want to interview these women, 50 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,461 or do you trust my judgment? (laughs) 51 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,130 Oh, you're lucky you're cute. 52 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,700 But am I cute enough to get lucky? I don't know, are you? 53 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,105 KEVIN: Guys, we need to have a meeting. 54 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,307 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 55 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,442 What happened to knocking, huh? 56 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,710 And since when do you call meetings? 57 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,144 Yeah, last I checked, we... 58 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,113 we call the meetings, Yeah. 59 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,781 you attend the meetings, and then we continue to feed you. 60 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,183 That's-That's the deal. 61 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,518 What's up? 62 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,286 We want our own birthday parties this year. 63 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,121 What? What? 64 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,156 But you guys love sharing a birthday party. 65 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,459 You get the... the three layer cake, 66 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,127 and the birthday banner, 67 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,829 and pin-the-tail- on-the-donkey. The... donkey. 68 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,532 Mom, we're gonna be ten, we're too old for donkeys and banners. 69 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,300 I want a Madonna party. 70 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,135 Sophie and I love Madonna. 71 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,670 You do? Hold on a second, who's Sophie? 72 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:52,340 My best friend. What happened to Grace? 73 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:55,809 We drifted. I want a Princess Bride party. 74 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,312 Princess Bride? (chuckles) Kevin, seriously, You want what? 75 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,713 you were terrified by that movie. 76 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,315 That's when I was nine. 77 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,150 Now that I'm gonna be ten, I love it. 78 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,752 Okay. 79 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,387 Hey, Randall! 80 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,188 Come in here, son. RANDALL: What's going on? 81 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,590 Are we all getting checked for lice again? 82 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:10,824 REBECCA: No. 83 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,426 (sighs) 84 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,695 Baby, do you want your own birthday party, too? 85 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,698 Meh. REBECCA: Kevin! 86 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,267 Hey. Stop. 87 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,602 Uh, maybe we could invite 88 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,371 some of your friends from school. 89 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,773 That's okay. They have a rule that if you have a party, 90 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,608 you have to invite the whole class. 91 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,209 It's too many kids. The whole class? 92 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,911 So we do the whole class. The whole class. 93 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,346 Can I have a magician? 94 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:35,215 Uh... yeah. 95 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,750 Right? Okay, I'm in. 96 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,185 Okay, so... 97 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,288 Meeting's over. Thank you, everybody. 98 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,555 Thanks for stopping by! 99 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,890 I know, shut the door. 100 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,592 (door closes) 101 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,859 What just happened? 102 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,461 Uh... 103 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:51,265 So, let's talk dates for your gastric bypass. 104 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,666 Yeah. 105 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,804 Does the first week of February work for you? 106 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,773 Yeah, or... 107 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,442 never at all. 108 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,577 Either one of those sound good to me. 109 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,614 Kate... 110 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,181 what's going on? 111 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,586 I got engaged. Congrats. 112 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,787 Thank you. 113 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,457 But my fiancé... 114 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,327 sorry, that's just crazy to say. 115 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,794 Fiancé. 116 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,896 I have a fiancé. I feel so French. 117 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,266 Your fiancé... Uh... 118 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,337 he just had heart surgery. 119 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,938 And it was terrifying. 120 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,340 And the thought of 121 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:35,909 either one of us having surgery, it... 122 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:39,179 Wait, am I insane for wanting to bail? I don't know. 123 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:43,451 Oh. I-I just don't think it's the right time for surgery. 124 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,586 At least not now. 125 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,621 But... (sighs) Damn. 126 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,957 I was excited to lose some serious weight, 127 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,325 and quick. 128 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:54,428 Kate... 129 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:55,629 have you ever considered 130 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,331 an immersive weight loss experience? 131 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,799 A fat camp? 132 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,301 There is a incredible facility upstate, 133 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,470 in the Adirondacks. 134 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,704 It's a month-long program. 135 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,272 No distractions, 136 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,640 no temptations. 137 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,677 Total focus and a lot of hard work. 138 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,981 I'm late. I'm late. Juice? 139 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,683 Oh. Yeah. 140 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,884 Bam. Thanks. 141 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,653 And how about some yogurt real quick? 142 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,355 Can't, Tyler wants to see me first thing. 143 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,823 About what? Mm-mm. 144 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,024 What's cookin', good lookins? 145 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,959 (laughs) Oh, you know. 146 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,961 Wednesday. Ah, Wednesday, 147 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,030 the meat in the Tuesday-Thursday sandwich, 148 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,666 and what a sweet, sweet meat sandwich it is. 149 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,835 You okay, William? 150 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,870 Okay? Am I okay? 151 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,706 Mm, yeah, that's the question on the table. 152 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,574 "Okay" does not do justice to how I feel. 153 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,876 I feel better than I've felt in months. Mm. 154 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,413 I feel like sex, I feel like magic, (slurps) 155 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,648 I feel like music, which reminds me, 156 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,750 Tess lent me her iPad. 157 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,885 iPod. That's an iPod. 158 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,554 You say "pod," I say "pad." 159 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:56,056 Let's call the whole thing off. (laughs) 160 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,991 Can you show me how to put my music in this? 161 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,927 I've really got to run. Thanks, son. I'll go get my list. 162 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,762 Okay. 163 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,431 * 164 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,399 Uh... Ooh! 165 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,867 Chemo boost. 166 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,770 Happened to my dad when he stopped his treatment. 167 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,272 His energy's not being zapped anymore. 168 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,575 Well, good, I guess. 169 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,276 Hey, can you help him with his music? 170 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,511 I got to run. Sure. 171 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,447 But how about having a little yogurt... 172 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,649 No time for yogurt, baby. No time for yogurt. Love you. 173 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,888 I got a hot minute for some yogurt. 174 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,123 Hey, you. 175 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,960 Have a good weekend? Yeah? Mm-hmm. 176 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,763 Good to hear. Mine was all right. I, um, saw a movie... No. 177 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,865 With, uh... No. 178 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,800 What's "no"? No small talk. 179 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,569 No pretending like things are good with us. 180 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,637 You said that dating me was the right thing to do. 181 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,105 You basically called me 182 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,740 the girl equivalent of wearing a seat belt in a cab. 183 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,041 Okay, listen, I understand.... 184 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,310 No, okay, we work together. That's it. 185 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,412 Let's come in, rehearse the play, get out. 186 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,650 Okay. 187 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,652 Great. Great. 188 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,087 Still really, you know, feel like you would've loved 189 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,623 my movie recommendation, so... 190 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,393 Your loss. 191 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,762 TOBY: Did you remember 192 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,998 to write your name in all of your underwear? 193 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,432 (giggles) It's not that kind of camp. 194 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,001 Oh, okay. Okay? 195 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,638 Are you sure that you're okay with me doing this? 196 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:21,675 I know this isn't the best timing for us. 197 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,410 Of course I am okay with it. 198 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,614 Kate, we have the rest of our lives to spend together. 199 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,982 Or at least the rest of mine, I had a heart attack at 40, 200 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,952 so I'm going first, obvi. Toby. 201 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,688 Look, this is an incredible opportunity, 202 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,156 and I want you to do it for yourself. 203 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,658 And Dr. Singh doesn't want me 204 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,459 travelling for at least another two weeks 205 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:42,530 so I will just get to know the Big Apple a little bit. 206 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,797 Do you know anyone in the city? 207 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,533 Not a soul. 208 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,834 But I will be fine. 209 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,837 If Macaulay Culkin can do it, so can I. 210 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,171 (laughs) 211 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,773 I love you. 212 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,808 I love you, too. 213 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,610 (sighs) This is gonna be so awesome. 214 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,478 Yeah. Uh-huh. I bet it's gonna be so hardcore. 215 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,047 I'm gonna puke so much. Oof. 216 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,115 But I'm not gonna be one of those people who complains. 217 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,851 Uh-uh. I'm just gonna... 218 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,119 puke. Yeah, that's the-that's the right attitude. 219 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,021 Yeah, and I'm gonna have a skinny bitch trainer Uh-huh. 220 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,123 who's gonna scream at me until I cry a pool full of tears. 221 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,692 (laughs) 222 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,527 And then I'm gonna swim a hundred laps in that pool. 223 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:14,895 (laughing): Yeah! 224 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,064 That's disgusting, but yeah. 225 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,800 (chuckles) 226 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,001 Thank you for being so supportive. 227 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,470 That's what fiancé's do. 228 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,905 Well, thank you, fiancé. 229 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,741 Oh, you're welcome, fiancée. 230 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,643 Let's stop doing that. Okay, yeah, it was enough. 231 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,478 Yeah, that was disgusting. Yeah. 232 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,547 Hey, sorry I'm late. 233 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:34,882 Family's a little nuts right now. 234 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,083 You wanted to see me? 235 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,885 Yeah, yeah, come in, come in. 236 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,688 Randall, do you know Sanjay Jahiri? 237 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,990 Only by reputation. 238 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,424 Randall Pearson. 239 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,193 Um, sorry, I biked in from Brooklyn. 240 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,595 Apologies if I'm a little sweaty. 241 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,030 That's all good in the hood. 242 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,765 TYLER: So, did Sarah tell you 243 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,567 about our potential new wind farm client? 244 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,768 In pre-construction, in Alberta, yeah. 245 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,103 Calgary. 246 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,205 Which is a city in the province of Alberta. 247 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,540 Sorry. Was just specifying. 248 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,843 Appreciate that, Sanjay, I know the specifics. 249 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:03,944 TYLER: Sanjay's gonna come aboard 250 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,779 help us land them. 251 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,015 Really? 252 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,051 I-I was hoping to throw my hat in the ring for that account. Oh, well, 253 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:14,021 given Sanjay's background in, uh, renewable energy... 254 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,756 I've got interest in renewable, too. 255 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,928 Uh, I at least deserve a shot at this. 256 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,630 Sir. 257 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,464 Fair enough. 258 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,033 Why don't you both work on a derivative. 259 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,068 Get it to me by the end of the week. 260 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,770 End of the week? I can probably have something to you 261 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:30,971 by tomorrow morning. 262 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,140 Sanjay, sound good? 263 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,809 No problem here. 264 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:38,111 TYLER: May the best derivative win. 265 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,781 God, what we do would be a terrible reality show. 266 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,617 (chuckles) 267 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:46,286 REBECCA (on TV): * Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin * 268 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,655 And turn, and turn... 269 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:48,956 REBECCA: Perfect. 270 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,791 Thank you so much, see you tomorrow. 271 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,826 Buh-bye. Ah. 272 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,127 Magician's confirmed. Nice. 273 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,229 How are the Madonna gloves coming along? 274 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,999 Eh... good... good. 275 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,134 (chuckles) Where'd you find this? 276 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,103 Pulled it up from the basement. 277 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,738 God, wasn't Randall so cute? 278 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,273 He's still cute. 279 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,809 Yeah, he's fine. He was cuter when he was five. 280 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,010 JACK: Closed, closed. 281 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,511 REBECCA: Closed, closed, closed. 282 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,780 I can't believe we're not gonna play 283 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,514 pin-the-tail-on- the-donkey this year. 284 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,150 And we're probably never gonna play it again, huh? 285 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,585 Wow. 286 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,820 Hey, Jack? Yeah. 287 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,588 I think this whole thing is really sweet, 288 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,623 but in less than 12 hours 289 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,026 we're gonna have 45 kids here for three different 290 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,895 birthday parties, so maybe a little less reminiscing... 291 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,964 ...a little bit more bedazzling? 292 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,333 Yep. Thank you. 293 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,670 KATE: Eyes closed. 294 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,138 REBECCA: Eyes closed. 295 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,674 Eyes closed. 296 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,977 Hey, Bec? Yeah? 297 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,946 What if we had another kid? 298 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,315 REBECCA: Okay, do you want to try? 299 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:51,051 Good job, hon. 300 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,721 Keep your eyes closed, remember. No peeking! 301 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,756 * 302 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,334 Jack. 303 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,237 We can barely take care of the three children we do have. 304 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,305 Yeah, but they're not gonna be kids much longer. 305 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,207 I mean, they're ten. That's halfway to adulthood. 306 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:17,310 Just barely. 307 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,846 And do you remember what happened 308 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,313 the last time we tried to have a kid? 309 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,349 What? We came home with three! 310 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,652 Randall's voice, at a certain point, 311 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,320 is gonna drop. And then Kevin's gonna... 312 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,923 (chuckles) get one of those weird, wispy mustaches. 313 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,892 And Kate-- Kate's gonna get womanly. 314 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,894 And they're not gonna need us anymore, 315 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,695 but, you know, with kids... 316 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:39,066 Jack... (chuckles) 317 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,934 you are the love of my life. 318 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:44,171 Yeah. And our kids are... 319 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,672 my everything. 320 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,041 (sighs) And? 321 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,109 That's it. 322 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,978 (scoffs) I'm done having kids. 323 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,414 12 hours. 45 kids. 324 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,817 Yeah. Got it. 325 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,953 What about a dog? 326 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,288 No. No? 327 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,960 Mr. Pearson? Hmm? 328 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,261 Your father's here to see you. 329 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,963 Hi. 330 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,264 Hey. 331 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,300 Thought I'd stop up, see where you worked. 332 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,403 Man, I haven't been this high since the '90s. 333 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,805 (chuckles) How'd you get here? 334 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,973 I took the bus. Look at all this. 335 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,142 Fit for a king. 336 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,244 "But what are kings, when regiment is gone, 337 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,413 but perfect shadows in a sunshine day?" 338 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,216 Christopher Marlowe. 339 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,785 (chuckles) Hey, you get a lunch break? 340 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,286 I was thinking I might like to hit the town, 341 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,721 accessorize the ol' wardrobe. 342 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,289 What? Yeah, 343 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,792 I got to step my look up if I'm gonna meet my maker. 344 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:39,893 I thought you might come with me. 345 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,261 Oh, wow. I'd love to. 346 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,462 I really would, but, uh, 347 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,964 I'm working through lunch today. 348 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,265 Ah. Hey, can't Jessie go with you? 349 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,733 I can't trust his opinion. 350 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,968 He thinks I look good in everything. 351 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,470 Look, I don't mean to bother, 352 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,139 but it's such a nice day out. 353 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,974 I don't know how many of those I got left. 354 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,344 Can't argue with that. 355 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,946 No, you really cannot. 356 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,780 Well, all right. 357 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,854 Have a nice lunch. 358 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,155 It's not a full lunch, buddy. 359 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,190 Just grabbing a quick bite. 360 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,028 WOMAN: Up ahead is the annex. 361 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,830 That's where we have yoga, drumming classes, 362 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,966 cooking classes, mindful eating workshops. 363 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,001 And over here, is the horse's stable. 364 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,502 So, where's the gym? 365 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,137 Did, like, did I miss it or...? 366 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,505 Oh, no, we have one, of course. 367 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,207 It's just not the primary focus of our campus. 368 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,211 Oh. I was thinking I was gonna spend most of my time there. 369 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,881 You know, pick a treadmill and, like, really go to town on it. 370 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,148 Yeah, well, we aren't your typical 371 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,449 weight loss program, Kate. 372 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,718 We aren't trying to provide a quick cosmetic fix. 373 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,453 We're focusing on the deeper work-- 374 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,455 tackling the issues that lie beneath the weight. 375 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,790 Oh, well, that's easy. 376 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,159 'Cause beneath the weight, there is more weight. 377 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,029 (phone buzzing) Oh... 378 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,031 Oh, we encourage guests 379 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,399 to disconnect as much as possible. 380 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,902 Oh, I'm sorry, it's a family emergency. 381 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,506 Hey, Kev. What's your emergency? 382 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,141 How'd you know? 383 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,175 Wait, are you actually having one? 384 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,877 I can feel Sloane's wrath. 385 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,512 It actually has heat on it. 386 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,414 Her wrath is making me sweat. 387 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,316 This is not the first time a girl has been mad at you. 388 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,151 She's more than mad, trust me. 389 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,519 Anyway, how's camp? 390 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:16,089 I'm not sure. It feels like a cult. 391 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,257 Or Whole Foods. 392 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,858 I don't know. Hey, 393 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,894 can you call Toby? He doesn't know anyone here, 394 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,930 and it would just be nice if you could hang out with him. 395 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,097 Are you serious? 396 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,532 I can't believe this, I call to get help, 397 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,900 I got to end up doing something nice? 398 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,001 I'll text you his number. 399 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,769 Love you. Got to go. Bye. 400 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:30,938 Boyfriend? 401 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,772 Brother. 402 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,208 Good. 403 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,211 I have a boyfriend. 404 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,913 Well, actually, fiancé. 405 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,015 Oh. Well... 406 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,816 we'll see. 407 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,623 JACK: Let's go, out of the kitchen. 408 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,059 Hey, fellas, no touching the cake 409 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,260 till the candles are on it, all right? 410 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,427 KEVIN: My name is Inigo Montoya! 411 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,562 Slow down... 412 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,563 You killed my father! Babe? 413 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,897 Prepare to die! Babe, popcorn? 414 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,099 Kevin, off the table, please. 415 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,133 Off the table. JACK: Kevin, hey. 416 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,534 Listen to your mother, all right? 417 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,103 I know it's your birthday, but... Hey, wow! 418 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,138 You guys look so great! 419 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,407 (gasps) Oh, my God, it's Madonna! 420 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,142 (girls giggle) Wow, Madonna! 421 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,610 Have you seen my daughter, Kate? 422 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,912 This is actually-- this is her birthday party. 423 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,214 And I know she would love to meet you. 424 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,282 Dad. 425 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,449 (gasps) Kate! 426 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,051 How did I not recognize you? 427 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,120 Why didn't somebody tell me that is was Kate? 428 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,055 She looks like Madonna! Wow. 429 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:22,922 You look so great. 430 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,923 Thanks, Dad. 431 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:24,958 Sophie's here! 432 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,960 Hey, Kate. Happy birthday. 433 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,428 I like your gloves. 434 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,230 Ah, they're okay. Come on. 435 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,001 Hey, I stayed up all night bedazzling those, kiddo. 436 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,568 My God, what is happening to my life? 437 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,903 REBECCA: Jack? Yeah? 438 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,005 I need you outside. 439 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,309 (scoffs) Where is everyone? 440 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,843 I don't know. It's just Yvette's boys 441 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,145 and one kid from his school. 442 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,313 JACK: Didn't we invite the entire class? 443 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,947 Yes. 444 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,083 Okay, let's go find out what's going on. 445 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,619 Hey, Randall, come here a sec. 446 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,953 Hey. Yeah? 447 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,288 Where are all the other kids from your school? 448 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,956 Yeah. Oh, they're probably not gonna come. 449 00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:00,193 Why? Did you forget to hand out the invitations? 450 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,928 No. I handed them out. 451 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,296 It's just that they're not my friends. 452 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,432 Come on, man, that's not true. 453 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,168 Yeah, you get invited to all of their birthday parties. 454 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,469 Because of the rule. 455 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,004 They wouldn't invite me if it wasn't for the rule. 456 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,174 Well, bud, why... why didn't you tell us 457 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,675 that nobody was gonna show up? 458 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,277 I didn't want you to be upset. 459 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,646 Why would we be upset? 460 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,880 Do we look upset? 461 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,482 Come on. (chuckles) No. 462 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,616 A little bit. 463 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,552 No. We're not upset at all. 464 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,121 How can they not like Randall? 465 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,456 I don't know, he's the best. 466 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,624 He's so sweet and smart and he's funny. 467 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,160 Like, actually funny. 468 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,128 I know! Not just little kid funny. 469 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,663 (sighs) 470 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,198 Is it because he's black? 471 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,966 Come on. 472 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:40,633 Those racist bastards. 473 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,469 Right? Jack, don't... 474 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,304 don't get emotional. I'm not emotional. 475 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,405 I'm not emotional, you're emotional. 476 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,507 I'm not emotional. Okay. 477 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,376 Well, we got to get it together. 478 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,181 Why don't we 479 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,316 poach kids from one of the other two parties 480 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,550 and send them out to Randall's? 481 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,052 Okay, great, we take three from there, 482 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,587 that'll double his party. 483 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,589 Perfect. Okay, let's go steal some kids. Yeah? 484 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,030 TOBY: Oh, man, I've never spent the whole day 485 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,265 with a famous person before. 486 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,666 I went to a dinner party once with the guy who came in eighth 487 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,268 on Carrie Underwood's season of Idol, 488 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,204 but obviously, you're way better than that. 489 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,938 Well, thank you, Toby. I appreciate that. 490 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,607 Malia, how are you? Good to see you. 491 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,709 Oh, he knows the rope girl by name. Of course he does. 492 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,244 Hello, Malia. 493 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,247 Please give my regards to Sasha. 494 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,515 It's an Obama joke. 495 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,549 (whistles) Toby? 496 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,684 Yeah? Come on. 497 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,120 All right. Here we go. 498 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,289 (chuckles) This place is incredible. 499 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,024 You see those two women? 500 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,426 They look like Westworld hosts. 501 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,627 KEVIN: Not interested. 502 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,028 Whatever conversation I'd have with those girls, 503 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,096 I guarantee you, Toby, 504 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,531 I've had it a billion times before. 505 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,698 It goes like this: 506 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,567 "You watch The Manny? Really? 507 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,035 "Yes, the baby is cute in real life. 508 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,437 "You want to get into acting, too? 509 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,704 Well, that's phenomenal." 510 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,540 Margarita, tequila soda, 511 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,607 tequila rocks, tequila shot, 512 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,109 hotel, sex, room service, 513 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,511 shower, sex, Uber. It's... 514 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,014 It's hard to believe we're even the same species. 515 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,118 Olivia, right, 516 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,553 w-was exciting, 517 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,622 you know, a-and... and dark and sexy 518 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,090 and the whole thing was just... it was... 519 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,392 (chuckles) it was intoxicating. 520 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,127 And t-then Sloane, Sloane was... 521 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,462 she was great in her own way. 522 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,164 She was just adorable, you know? 523 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,065 A-And intelligent and interesting, 524 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,468 and so I... I chose Sloane. 525 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,503 But now... 526 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,438 now I'm wondering if I should have chosen Olivia. 527 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,574 And I... 528 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,609 All right, well, we don't have to stand around 529 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,644 and get drunk and flirt with supermodels. 530 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,013 We could just... 531 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,284 talk, if you like. (sighs) 532 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,453 (in deep voice): About your feelings. 533 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,821 Really? Yeah. 534 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,157 How do you not like magic? 535 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,692 FEZZIK (on video): Anybody want a peanut? 536 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,660 Uh, hey. Excuse me. 537 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,629 Hey, bud, do you like magic? 538 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,264 'Cause I hear there's an awesome magician 539 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,465 outside in the backyard. 540 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,334 I'm good. You're good? 541 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,635 You sure? Hey, babe. 542 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,337 Come on over here a second. Wow. 543 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,106 What? You know what doesn't say "I'm good"? 544 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,941 What? A baby. 545 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,110 Jack. Mm-hmm. 546 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,214 (gasps) There's the birthday boy! 547 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,815 How's everything going outside? Are you having fun? 548 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,651 Yep. Just going to the bathroom. 549 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,186 Bud, I'm sorry 550 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,621 more people didn't come to your birthday party. 551 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,223 I bet they wanted to come, but they probably 552 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,291 had other things going on that they couldn't get out of. 553 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,793 No, they didn't. They're just not my friends. 554 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,295 But I don't care. 555 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,130 I have three really good friends. 556 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,699 That's a lot. And they all came to my party. 557 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,801 Okay. 558 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,637 Are you still liking your new school? 559 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,372 'Cause I feel like you're always telling Dad and I 560 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,207 how much you love it and how much fun you're having. 561 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,842 Oh, yeah, my teachers are awesome. 562 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,510 And at lunch, I hang out with Andrew. 563 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,811 We're making a book of mazes. 564 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,515 You are? That's awesome. 565 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,719 (smacks lips) Randall, you are the coolest kid I know. 566 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,188 Thanks. Can I go pee now? 567 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,358 Yeah, go pee. 568 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,726 (chuckles softly) 569 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,630 * 570 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,433 * Testify 571 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,671 How you doin'? 572 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,539 What's going on? 573 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,107 * That's for real 574 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,509 Nope. (chuckles) 575 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,278 * I ain't got no drama 576 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,680 These are an eight, I'm shooting for a ten. 577 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,115 Okay, okay. 578 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,385 I'd take another look at that last pair. 579 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,786 They felt mighty ten-ish. 580 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,388 Here they are. 581 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,291 Ah. 582 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,692 * Baby's been good to me... 583 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,560 (chuckles) 584 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,128 What do you think? 585 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,598 I think you got the perfect head shape for sunglasses. 586 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,533 I also think I need to get back. 587 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,601 One more stop. 588 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,403 I need an egg cream. 589 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,604 What's that now? 590 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,306 It's a soda with milk in it. 591 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,907 Fox's chocolate syrup. 592 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,475 It's got to have Fox's chocolate syrup. 593 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,278 I'll take these. 594 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,347 (kids chattering happily) 595 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,149 Okay. 596 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,284 Hmm? Okay what? 597 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,652 Okay... 598 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,253 to having a conversation about it. 599 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,789 What, seriously? 600 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,626 Jack, I just talked to Randall and he is amazing. 601 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,994 And I know that we can't take credit for his genes, 602 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,596 but we raised him. 603 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,831 We did that. Yeah. 604 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:08,768 And he's this... incredible little person. 605 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,472 So maybe it wouldn't be so bad to shape... 606 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,840 another little incredible person. 607 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,380 Ew. 608 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,783 Yep. Chips. Okay. Yeah, let's go get chips. 609 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,791 INSTRUCTOR: Now awaken the feeling of lightness 610 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:32,992 in your body, 611 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,294 as if the body is made of cotton wool. 612 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:39,332 Imagine your body floating away from the floor. 613 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,802 Head is light. 614 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,971 Arms and legs are weightless. 615 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,839 (birds chirping) 616 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,616 (drums beating, drumsticks clacking) 617 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,885 Just starting off nice and slow. 618 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,520 Just like that, getting the bodies moving. 619 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,522 There we go. 620 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,691 And down, swing. 621 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,464 INSTRUCTOR: No, it's all right. We're all sweating together. 622 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,865 Hey, Tobe, it's me. 623 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,467 Uh, these people are insane, 624 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,002 and I am seriously gonna need you 625 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,571 to come and get me right n... 626 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,675 What is wrong with you? 627 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,378 Your voice is annoying my horses. 628 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,046 Well, your horses can deal. 629 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,849 Yeah, well, I can't. 630 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,884 Your voice is annoying me, too. 631 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,853 No, no, no. Hold on. 632 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,922 Okay, um, I am not gonna be insulted 633 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,925 by the fat camp horse guy today-- I'm just not. 634 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,927 I need to get the hell up out of this place. 635 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,029 Good for you. 636 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,732 This place is pointless. 637 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,734 I didn't say that. 638 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,769 It's a total waste of money. 639 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,772 So we're fat. I'm fat, you're fat. 640 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,407 So what? What difference does it make? 641 00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,843 It's cells. We just have more of 'em. 642 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,911 Actually, it's more than that... People come here, 643 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,613 lose a few pounds, 644 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,415 learn how to roast some Brussels sprouts. 645 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:05,452 And then they go home thinking they're transformed. 646 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:08,087 But deep down... 647 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,122 they're the same. 648 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,624 It's a joke. 649 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,760 People trying to change their lives 650 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,095 is not a joke. 651 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,597 People don't change. 652 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,833 You know it and I know it. 653 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,738 That's why you're quitting. 654 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,542 En garde! (acting along with scene playing in The Princess Bride on TV) 655 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,444 My name is Inigo Montoya! 656 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,880 You killed my father! 657 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,448 Prepare to die. 658 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,850 (laughter) 659 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,120 REBECCA: Inigo. 660 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,423 Dad, my hair's cool, right? It's doing the thing? 661 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,792 It's doing the thing. 662 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,126 REBECCA: Why are all of the Madonnas in here? 663 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,995 Where's your sister? I don't know. 664 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,465 Jack... I'm on it, I got it. 665 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,134 MADONNA (singing on stereo): * I'm gonna lose my mind 666 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,104 * You just keep on pushing my love... * 667 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,106 Hi, baby. Hi. 668 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:03,075 Why aren't you with all your friends at Kevin's party? 669 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,844 No one wanted to learn how to Vogue. 670 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,613 What? Why not? 671 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,914 They all like Kevin more than me. 672 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,483 Everyone does. Come on, no, that's not true. 673 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,785 Yes, it is. No, it's not true. 674 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,821 Yes, it is. No. 675 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,823 You think I like Kevin more than I like you? 676 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,592 Honestly, I can barely stand the guy. 677 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,660 Ha, ha. 678 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:25,097 Hey, you know what I think? 679 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:28,000 I think that your Madonna party 680 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:32,204 is just too cool for most ten-year-olds. 681 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,142 But it makes me want to Vogue. 682 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,946 But I-I don't know how to Vogue. 683 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,413 Can you show me? 684 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:45,384 Come on, help your dad out. Show me how to Vogue. 685 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,855 I-I know you can teach me how to Vogue. Okay. 686 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:51,457 Okay, how do I do it? Make L's with your hands. 687 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,126 Like this? Okay. Yeah. 688 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,628 Oh, this side. Both, both sides. 689 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,463 Both sides. We keep switching? Yeah. 690 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,798 Yeah. 691 00:24:58,831 --> 00:24:59,999 Are we Vogue-ing? (gasps) 692 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,035 We're Vogue-ing?! 693 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:06,973 Wow! I had no idea it was this much fun to Vogue. 694 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,208 (chuckling) Do we sit, or do we stand up? 695 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,911 Here, let's stand up. Let's try standing up. 696 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,646 And we Vogue. Dad. 697 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,647 Yeah? Strike a pose! 698 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,482 Strike a pose. 699 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,218 Awesome. Hey, Kate. Strike a pose. 700 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,087 Hey, you know what, 701 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,488 let's crank this up. Dad? 702 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,756 Yeah, baby? 703 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:25,424 * Borderline... 704 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,594 I just kinda want to be alone right now. 705 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:30,563 * Like I'm going to lose my mind * 706 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:32,765 Okay. 707 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,433 Okay. 708 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,569 Um... 709 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,437 Well, you just come join the other party 710 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:39,839 when you're ready, okay? 711 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,609 * Borderline Whenever you're ready. 712 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,010 Okay? 713 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,679 We'll be over here. 714 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,547 Thanks, Dad. 715 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:51,250 Yeah. 716 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,020 * Over the borderline 717 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,522 * Borderline. * 718 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,523 Let me... Let me see if I got this. 719 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,192 You had two amazing women, 720 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,594 and you let them both go? Yeah. 721 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:02,629 I already know that much, thank you. 722 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:05,598 Well, lucky for you, I am the king 723 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,533 of romantic grand gestures. 724 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,568 You really kind of are. 725 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:10,903 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 726 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,739 See, while you were out seducing women 727 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,206 with your master race bone structure 728 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,608 and your perfect man-bod, 729 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,244 I was logging two solid decades 730 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,079 of actually doing nice things for women 731 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:21,147 so that they fall for me. 732 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,949 And on top of that-- 733 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,617 and I'm not exaggerating here-- 734 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:27,053 I have seen every romantic comedy ever made. 735 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:30,823 So you just need to pick a girl, 736 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,291 and I'm gonna help you win her back. 737 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,296 Okay, I... 738 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,099 I pick, um... Yeah? 739 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,601 I mean, they're both great. I-I... 740 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,771 Okay, okay, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, look at me. 741 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:48,107 A romantic gesture of this magnitude 742 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,609 is only effective if it is directed 743 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,611 at the love of your life. 744 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,080 All right, the end of Notting Hill 745 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,282 completely falls apart if Hugh Grant thinks 746 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,617 that Julia Roberts is just kinda a'ight. 747 00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,019 All right? Then he's just kind of annoying her 748 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,221 at a press conference, right? 749 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:04,957 I've never seen that movie. 750 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,025 Shut up. What? 751 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,126 Never. What?! 752 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,296 Kevin, close your eyes. 753 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:12,965 What are you gonna do? Close your eyes. 754 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:19,205 All right, now, I want you to picture the love of your life. 755 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,844 Imagine that you have 30 seconds to win her back. 756 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:28,715 One shot, three sentences. 757 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:29,949 What are those sentences, 758 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,650 and who are you saying them to? 759 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,958 There it is. 760 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,193 I got it. I got... All right. 761 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,162 We're doing this. Okay. 762 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,831 Toby, you're a stud. You know that? That's what I've been trying... 763 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,032 Oh, we're moving? Okay. I'm getting the car. 764 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:54,306 Say, uh... Hey, William, I have a question. 765 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,842 The only bad question is a question... 766 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,643 Yep, got it. That's why I'm asking. 767 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,645 Uh, we just went to three different diners 768 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,814 looking for your perfect egg cream. 769 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,717 One had Hershey's syrup instead of Fox's. 770 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,885 The other one didn't have any to-go cups. 771 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,253 Sounds like a recap, not a question. 772 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:09,989 My question is why, after we finally found 773 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,390 your perfect egg cream that passed 774 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,993 your egg cream litmus test, why, William... 775 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,995 why are you not drinking it? 776 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,897 It's not the right time yet. 777 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,233 Oh, okay, no problem. Then I got plenty of time. 778 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,402 Nothing career-defining going on at work... Can we pull over? 779 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:24,771 Right here. Right here? 780 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,105 Pull into this parking lot. Sure. 781 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,706 Sure, that's... 782 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,209 Mm-hmm. 783 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:40,152 Okay. Now what? 784 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,890 I was hoping to drive your car. 785 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:46,425 You want to... 786 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,094 Drive your car. Yes. 787 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:51,964 Okay. 788 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:56,002 (chuckling): All right, cool. 789 00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:13,452 You got it? 790 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:16,122 Mm-hmm. 791 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,424 Whenever you're ready. 792 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:25,097 Could you plug this in to something and push play? 793 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,166 Mm-hmm. 794 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,774 (mid-tempo jazz playing) 795 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,776 Hmm. (chuckles) 796 00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:52,124 Uh, what's happening? 797 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:53,492 When I was a little boy in Memphis, 798 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:56,295 there was this record shop, Hoppy's. 799 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,331 I hear they tore it down a couple of years ago. 800 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,800 When I was a kid, that was the place. 801 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:02,969 They'd let you listen to any record, 802 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,436 even if you wasn't gonna buy it. 803 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:08,307 One of the owners-- Mo Moretti was his name-- 804 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:11,944 he could look at you and tell what song you needed to hear. 805 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:14,213 Every Saturday morning, we would wait for Mo 806 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:15,982 to open up shop. 807 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:19,385 He'd drive up in his all-black Cadillac Series '62, 808 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,287 tunes flowing out the windows, 809 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,522 cool shades, drinking a grape soda. 810 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:24,790 (chuckles) 811 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,459 I always wanted to be like Mo. 812 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,795 Even if just for a minute. 813 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,965 Driving around in a cool car, 814 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,801 drinking my favorite drink, 815 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,004 listening to my favorite record. 816 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:41,073 Something I always wanted to do before I die. 817 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,109 * 818 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,548 Then you will. 819 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:52,218 Well, the thing is, son, 820 00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:53,986 I don't know how to drive. 821 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,487 What's that, now? 822 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,057 I never got my license. Never needed to. 823 00:30:58,090 --> 00:30:59,558 Lived in cities most of my life, 824 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:03,896 and never could really afford a car when I didn't. 825 00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:06,098 It's embarrassing to have to admit, at my age, 826 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:07,266 I don't know how to drive. 827 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,301 * 828 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,072 You want me to show you how? 829 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:15,441 I was hoping you would. 830 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:19,946 Yes, that would mean a lot to me. 831 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:22,014 All right, then. 832 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,115 (chuckles): All right. 833 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,416 You know anything at all? 834 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,452 Just the basics. Okay. 835 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,387 You good in that mirror over on the left? Mm-hmm. 836 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,056 Rearview mirror? Rearview's good. 837 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,590 Mirror on the right? Mirror's good. 838 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,326 INSTRUCTOR: Welcome. Join us. (rhythmic drumming) 839 00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:39,298 Here we go, guys. Find the rhythm. 840 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,833 There it is. 841 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,142 Find that rhythm, guys. 842 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,478 What's causing you to move? Huh? 843 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:54,213 Why are you here? 844 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,116 Is it guilt? 845 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,185 Is it rage? 846 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,221 Is it sadness? Is it fear? 847 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,990 Maybe it's loneliness. 848 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,491 Whatever it is, 849 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:09,095 I want it to flow through your hands 850 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:11,630 and I want you to let it out. 851 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:14,266 All right? Let it all out. 852 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,635 Pound it! 853 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,472 Here we go! 854 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:29,148 Let it out! 855 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,452 One more time! Let's go! 856 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,621 Here we go! 857 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:39,191 REBECCA: Randall! 858 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:44,930 Pound it! 859 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:45,964 Yeah. Strike a pose! 860 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,666 Strike a pose. 861 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,435 Awesome. Hey, Kate. 862 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,636 Strike a pose. 863 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,147 * Oh 864 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:04,650 * Oh 865 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,485 * Oh 866 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:09,388 * Oh 867 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,957 * Oh 868 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,525 * Oh 869 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,627 Here we go! (screams) 870 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,696 (continues screaming) 871 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,234 You all right? 872 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:25,537 (drumming continues) 873 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:37,983 KEVIN: Thank you. 874 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,518 TOBY: Go with God. 875 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,394 (exhales) 876 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,036 Hi. 877 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:03,575 Kevin. 878 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,277 I... Before you say anything, 879 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,446 there's three sentences I need to say to you, okay? 880 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,115 What? 881 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,116 I was head-over-heels in love with you 882 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,618 the moment that I saw you. 883 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:15,521 I never should've let you get away. 884 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,089 And, uh... 885 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,593 It's like, you were part of me, you know, 886 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,263 like you were my arm, and when I lost you, it's like, 887 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:27,566 I... lost my arm. 888 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,437 Dot, dot, dot. 889 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,405 It's like I've been walking around 890 00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:36,074 without an arm for over a decade, 891 00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:38,644 you know, and, uh... 892 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:41,280 comma, 893 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:43,449 I really want my arm back. 894 00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:49,621 You know, 'cause I never stopped thinking about it, 895 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:54,126 comma, not... ever. 896 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,432 Parentheses, you look amazing. 897 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:04,136 By the way. 898 00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:11,009 End parentheses. 899 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,244 Period. 900 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,746 You... 901 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:18,049 You gonna say anything, at all? 902 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:21,687 Kevin. Yeah. 903 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:25,457 My ex-husband who I haven't seen in 12 years 904 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:28,760 just shows up at my doorstep unannounced. 905 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:32,130 You know, I'm not exactly sure what you want me to say. 906 00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:34,766 Okay. Um... 907 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,302 Say, um... 908 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,304 S... Say I can come in. 909 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:40,339 I can't say that. 910 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,175 Okay. 911 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,646 Can you say you'll think about... 912 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,281 meeting up with me? 913 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,682 Maybe we can have a conversation, 914 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,651 just... I want to talk to you. 915 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,493 Okay. 916 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:04,896 Okay. 917 00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:11,169 (scoffs) You always have to go big, don't you, Pearson? 918 00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:15,173 For you, Sophie, always. 919 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,747 (TV playing indistinctly) 920 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:30,622 Kev. 921 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:32,458 Hey. Come here. 922 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:38,864 So... 923 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:41,433 Sophie is Kate's best friend 924 00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:43,402 and she's spending the whole party with you. 925 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:46,438 So don't you think that maybe you should suggest to her 926 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:49,675 that she should go play with your sister for a little while? 927 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,410 I can't, Dad. 928 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:55,747 I love her. 929 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,790 JACK: Wow. 930 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:08,694 So this whole party was for Sophie. 931 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:11,530 I guess. (chuckles) 932 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,599 (laughs) 933 00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:14,733 He loves her. 934 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,801 Oh, boy. 935 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,271 As you wish. 936 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:22,608 (horse whinnies) 937 00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:25,377 You're still here. 938 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:27,613 I know what you were doing before, 939 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:29,948 with the whole grabbing my phone and being a dick thing. 940 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:33,819 You were being hard on me so I would push myself. 941 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:37,556 And I think I do I need to deal with the stuff 942 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,325 that I've been avoiding. 943 00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:41,493 You know, see what's behind the weight. 944 00:37:41,527 --> 00:37:42,728 So... 945 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,229 thanks. 946 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,964 For being a dick. 947 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,967 I needed it. 948 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,769 Like I said, 949 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:54,773 your voice was annoying my horses. 950 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,475 That's why I grabbed it. 951 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:59,244 And I wasn't being a dick. 952 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,480 I am a dick. 953 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:03,982 Oh. 954 00:38:05,351 --> 00:38:06,685 That said... 955 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,823 ...I'm glad you're staying. 956 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,692 You see, 'cause I happen to think 957 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,727 that you are as sexy as hell. 958 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,865 And I'm in cabin 13. 959 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,034 When you're ready. 960 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:25,837 No, thanks. 961 00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,272 No, see... 962 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,475 See, you don't see it yet. 963 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,344 But this? 964 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,879 This is happening. 965 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,784 Oh, but it's not. 966 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:41,319 Oh, but it is. 967 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:48,527 No, it's not. 968 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,962 Oh... (sighs) 969 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,731 I can't move. 970 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:55,901 I have to wash my face but I cannot move. 971 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,636 Will you wash my face for me? 972 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,638 Oh, I can't. I'm dead. 973 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:02,173 Three parties killed me. 974 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,309 Hey, Bec? 975 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,011 Yeah? 976 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,346 The talks don't work anymore. 977 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,018 I couldn't make Kate feel better. 978 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:14,753 And that's like... 979 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,555 my thing. 980 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:17,889 You know? 981 00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:20,559 I tried, but it just... it didn't stick. 982 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,761 (chuckles) 983 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,663 We can't have another kid right now. 984 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,765 No. 985 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:30,268 I think the three of them are only gonna get more difficult. 986 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,603 Yeah. Yeah. 987 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:34,740 (exhales) 988 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,943 I miss when Kevin used to call hiccups "hee-bots." 989 00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:39,445 (laughs) Remember that? 990 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:41,880 Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. 991 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:45,016 I miss when you used to look in the rearview mirror 992 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,786 and they'd all be asleep in their car seats, 993 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,955 just mouths wide open. Ah. 994 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:52,458 I miss when all of their outfits used to match. 995 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,825 Yeah. 996 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,762 (kisses) 997 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:59,330 (grunts, sighs) 998 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:01,633 Hey, maybe we could at least... 999 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,301 No. We're not getting a dog. 1000 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:04,803 No? Okay. 1001 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,304 (kids clamoring) 1002 00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:08,440 KEVIN: Eat this, Randall! 1003 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,943 (grunting, growling) 1004 00:40:11,977 --> 00:40:13,612 (sighing): Oh. Thank God. 1005 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:14,780 (chuckles) 1006 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,047 (whispers): Surprise attack. 1007 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,382 Surprise attack! 1008 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,785 (shouting, screaming) 1009 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:22,454 Daddy! (laughs) 1010 00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:24,422 No, no, no! Oh, I got you! 1011 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,492 I got a shield, I got a human shield! 1012 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:27,993 Help me! I have a human shield! 1013 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,729 Oh, no, no! Whoa! 1014 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,464 It's all you, Will Hill. 1015 00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:33,965 Oh, I think I'm getting the hang of this, Randall. 1016 00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:35,667 You got this. 1017 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:38,937 Yeah. You've been driving for a good... 15 minutes, now. 1018 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:40,506 (Randall laughs) 1019 00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:43,809 Ah, this is a dream come true, right here. 1020 00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:45,777 Thank you so much, Randall. 1021 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,579 It's my pleasure. Wow. 1022 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:48,747 Watch me do this. 1023 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:49,815 Let's see. 1024 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,618 RANDALL: Oh, I could take a nap, now! 1025 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:53,752 WILLIAM: Hey! Man... 1026 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,687 (laughter) 1027 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:57,956 WILLIAM: Did I scare you a little bit there, son? 1028 00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,024 (Randall laughs) 1029 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:01,627 WILLIAM: Man, chill out! 1030 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:05,030 * Oh, oh 1031 00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:06,665 JACK: Whoa! 1032 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:08,600 (Rebecca shrieks) 1033 00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:11,102 JACK: Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1034 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,705 What's that? Ready? Ready? 1035 00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:16,007 Go! (grunts) 1036 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:20,612 JACK: Oh, you're in trouble now! 1037 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,514 * Oh 1038 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:23,715 KEVIN: Do you happen to know 1039 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:25,517 if you have six fingers 1040 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:26,718 on your right hand? 1041 00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:28,620 (laughter) 1042 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:31,890 Do you have six fingers on your right hand? 1043 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,491 (grunts) 1044 00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:35,594 (laughter) 1045 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:47,005 One, two, three. 1046 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:49,541 * 1047 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,046 Waiting! 1048 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,181 Okay. No peeking. 1049 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,720 JACK: Oh! 1050 00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:04,055 KIDS: Happy birthday, Daddy! 1051 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:05,757 * 1052 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:23,141 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH