1 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,474 -Hey. Water department figures. -Oh, did that guy call back? 2 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,309 Oh, "Mr. I Was Just About To Call..." 3 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,144 -No, no, no. The... -Yes. 4 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,270 He said the inspection budget's 5 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,647 -down 10 percent. -Down? 6 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:22,940 -Yeah. -Great. So... 7 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,107 You know who I'm gonna follow up with? 8 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,108 Angie. 9 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,276 Okay. 10 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:27,653 Hey, Ed. You wanted to see me? 11 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,489 Hey. Adam, did you just call me "Ed"? 12 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,658 -My name's Ned. -It's short for editor-in-chief. 13 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,494 I saw you and Mare talking fast to one another, and I thought, 14 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,579 "You guys wanna save some time? Watch this." 15 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:39,663 Well, it worked. 16 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,084 Okay, so, 17 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:45,671 "Local man Victor Premens stuffed a Dyson in his pants 18 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,507 "and walked out of an East Toledo Target as a joke, 19 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,970 but the prudish store manager didn't get the punchline." 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,513 -Crazy. -It is. 21 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,473 Who was your source for this article? 22 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,683 Victor Premens. 23 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:01,311 The man who stuffed the vacuum in his pants? 24 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,771 Yeah, as a hilarious joke. 25 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,274 Okay. Did you get any other sources 26 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,233 -for the article? -Hmm... 27 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:11,822 -I did not. -No, right. 28 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,156 I want you to consider 29 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,950 that Victor may have been lying to you. 30 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,368 -Mm... -That he only said 31 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,495 that it was a joke because he got caught. 32 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,664 Um... Okay. 33 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,379 I think this could be the lead story 34 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:28,797 in the "Also News." 35 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,551 -Happy? -Yeah. Thank you. 36 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,345 Oh, yeah, I started something called the "Also News." 37 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,097 We print it right here, 38 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,516 it's distributed only on this floor, 39 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:43,729 and Adam is the star reporter for the "Also News." 40 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,565 As journalists, we are going to get lied to. 41 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,400 But one of our jobs is to separate 42 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,901 fact from fiction. 43 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,279 And to place commas correctly, right, Adelola? 44 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,323 -It was one comma. Let it go. -Yeah. 45 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:55,657 Yeah, so, I wrote a sad story 46 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,493 about a woman who owned a pet pig. Um... 47 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,414 The pig was also named Yvette, so that didn't help. 48 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,708 So I thought, as we're all still new to this, 49 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,835 we could play a little game to train our instincts. 50 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,754 The game is called "Two Truths And A Lie". 51 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:09,630 It's fun. 52 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,256 Uh, the drinking game, right? 53 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,258 Oh, I would actually prefer not to drink at work 54 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,259 if that's okay. 55 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:15,302 We're not gonna drink. 56 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,928 No one's drinking. Ahem. 57 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:28,106 Okay. Pair up and, uh, get your BS detectors out. 58 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,150 -Travis. -Should I get Mare? 59 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,944 Oh, no, she's on deadline. 60 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,445 Right, Mare? 61 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,155 -Right... Hey, Mare. -I'm on deadline. 62 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,364 Okay. 63 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:42,120 Remember, you're listening for the ring of truth 64 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,456 and the clonk of lies. 65 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,374 Okay. 66 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,587 -Go. -Okay. 67 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,297 I buy a new toothbrush every week, 68 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,132 I can't feel pain on the bottoms of my feet, 69 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,342 and I once misdialed a phone number 70 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,302 and accidentally called Martin Lawrence. 71 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,554 Okay, well, you don't have that many good stories. 72 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,098 So I don't think you would've held onto 73 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,558 the Martin Lawrence thing for that long, right? 74 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:04,851 Unless it's not the Martin Lawrence 75 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,645 -that we all know and love. -Ooh. 76 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,647 May I please see the bottoms of your feet? 77 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,858 -No. -Martin Lawrence is a lie. 78 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,069 -Nice. Very good. Very good. -That was good. 79 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,279 Thank you. 80 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,489 I once knocked out Muhammad Ali. 81 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,911 -And? -And what? 82 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,871 Okay, who doesn't have any good stories? 83 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:27,374 Oh, my goodness. You've reached Martin Lawrence. 84 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,835 When you hear that beep, you know what to do. 85 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,169 What? Yes! 86 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,296 Well, the first time I called him, 87 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,547 he thought I was his niece, 88 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,048 and we had this sweet heart-to-heart 89 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,508 about my spending habits, 90 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,636 but ever since then it just goes to voicemail, yeah. 91 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,805 -Holy crap, that's... -Who's this? 92 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,391 Wait, he just texted. "Stop calling this number." 93 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,517 Oh! What? 94 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,519 Are you kidding me? For real? 95 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,187 Can you send me his number? 96 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:21,929 All right. Adam's piece was picked up by the "Also News," 97 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,514 so we are one article short. 98 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,850 Oh, how terrible. 99 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,727 Ugh, Ned is still here. 100 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:33,732 Perhaps he has cockroach DNA. Do you know cockroach? 101 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:37,027 That you try to smash it but then it doesn't die? 102 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:41,782 He turns on his back, you know? That's Ned. 103 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:45,911 And you pretend that you're happy that he's alive. 104 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,245 -Ned. -Yeah? 105 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,498 I really want this to succeed. 106 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,918 Thanks. 107 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:56,129 What is our Wirecutter? 108 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,298 What is our Wordle? 109 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,008 We need things 110 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,844 which keep people's minds off the bloody news. 111 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,012 You have to remember 112 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,389 People On Toilets. 113 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,768 -I have an idea. -Oh, my God. 114 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,437 -How long have you been there? -The whole time. 115 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,481 I thought you were a pile of shirts. 116 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,607 Nope. 117 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,067 Yes, Mare? Let's hear it. 118 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,778 Ah, so in the 90s, the paper used to do 119 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,697 this section called "Shame On You." 120 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,991 We'd like, uncover a business scam 121 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,325 and catch them in the act. 122 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,994 Oh. That's... Okay, that's good. 123 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,245 -I like that. -Yeah. 124 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,329 I've got a list of businesses 125 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,956 who wouldn't advertise with us, 126 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,750 so you can select your targets from there, Mare. 127 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,460 Mare, do you have a business in mind? 128 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,129 Okay, I just bought a new mattress. 129 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,298 Do you know this scam with mattress stores? 130 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:40,591 Ugh. Okay, so, basically, 131 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,175 they all carry the exact same stuff 132 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,720 but change the names so you can't compare prices. 133 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,847 -False advertising scam. -God yeah. 134 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:47,930 Let's do it. 135 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,809 Okay. Great. 136 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,060 Great. 137 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,148 -Ned. -Yeah? 138 00:05:56,231 --> 00:06:00,110 I'm so sorry about the disappointing news. 139 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,861 You must be very sad. 140 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,450 What's...? Uh... Sorry, what? 141 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,786 Oh, because you don't know? About Mare? 142 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:13,874 Mare, the woman whose parents named her after a horse. 143 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:17,085 She's leaving us for the hotel business. 144 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,671 What? 145 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,215 No, that makes no sense. 146 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:25,010 I literally just sent her out on a story just now. 147 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:30,599 Sadly, I got a call from Mr. Bob Willis at Radisson 148 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,392 checking for her references. 149 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:37,481 She got accepted to a concierge training program, 150 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,691 which we know is: 151 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,569 But it seems like that's what she wants. 152 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,906 -She didn't say anything to me. -She's embarrassed. 153 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:50,369 I mean, it's giving up her dreams for a paycheck. 154 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:51,995 Or maybe she just doesn't believe in you. 155 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:56,249 She's... She's the only one here with any reporting experience. 156 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:59,461 I will never get a fair hearing from Ned. 157 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:04,383 I mean, I could be the most amazing reporter on this planet, 158 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:05,842 some people say I am. 159 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,762 But I could never beat the sex pheromones 160 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,973 that Mare is putting out there. 161 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,433 -I'm gonna talk to her about it. -Wait! Wait. 162 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,060 -What? What? -Why do you want to do that? 163 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,355 Because she's our best reporter and I don't wanna lose her. 164 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,065 -And? -And...? What? 165 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,942 You think she's a beautiful woman? 166 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,069 From a certain angle? With the right light? 167 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,947 What? Oh, okay. No. Um... Hey. 168 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,824 Uh... Uh... 169 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,575 That is incredibly inappropriate. 170 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,160 She's your favorite. 171 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:36,498 I saw you looking at her like a dog on my auntie's leg. 172 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,793 Christ, no, no, no. Stop that. That is not... Hey, stop that! 173 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:43,422 I would not do that. I barely... We've been... I... 174 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,841 She works with me. 175 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,926 -My mistake. I apologize. -Good. 176 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,595 Actually, it's good because I thought 177 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,805 this would've been more bad news for you, 178 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,765 but now I feel that I can tell you 179 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,934 and it's not going to hurt your feelings. 180 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,604 -Yeah. -Okay, because Mare, 181 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,773 she's, uh, you know, assesuale. 182 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:06,111 -I don't... What...? -She's "a sexual." Like, 183 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,488 -she's not a sexual person. -Oh. 184 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,449 -I don't... Okay. -She's not, really. 185 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,743 That's why they want her at Radisson, 186 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,620 because she is a diversity hire. 187 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,873 Sure. I don't... That's not any of my... 188 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,625 -Yeah. -...business. Whatever way she... 189 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,376 -Of course. -I don't care about that. 190 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,795 It's just that she's a-sexual. 191 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,048 -I got it. Stop. -Like, this is what she is. 192 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,468 First of all, whatever way Mare wants to live her life 193 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,719 is her choice. 194 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,138 -Oh, yeah. -Okay? Second of all... 195 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,808 -are you sure? -You should ask her. 196 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:40,604 I'm sure she would be okay to talk about it with you. 197 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,481 Because you are her boss. 198 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,858 You are curious about her sexuality... 199 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,778 -No. -...and if the HR lawyers 200 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,698 would say anything about it, I got your back. 201 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,158 Uh... 202 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,617 Mint? 203 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,745 Uh... 204 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,497 I'm trying to run a paper here. 205 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,415 I can't be losing my best reporter 206 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,750 to the Radisson. 207 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,336 Maybe they'd take Adam. 208 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,094 -Hey. -Hey, I'm sorry. 209 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,595 I'm just printing these and I'm off... 210 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:14,596 No, not at all. 211 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:15,931 I'm not rushing you, 212 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,933 just take your time. 213 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,518 It's been around a hundred years, 214 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,436 it'll be around a hundred more. 215 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,397 Um... 216 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:27,276 If you had to put odds on us succeeding, 217 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,069 you know, near future, long-term. 218 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,070 Mm-hmm? 219 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,405 What are you feeling? A number. 220 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,782 Ninety-five percent. Ninety-five percent. 221 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,826 -Wow. -I'm leaving 5 percent open 222 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,161 in case of asteroid, which'd be a shame 223 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,579 because that would be a great story. 224 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,123 Great story. Yeah. 225 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:44,626 But, otherwise, no doubts whatsoever. Hundred percent. 226 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,920 Asteroids are real. Ninety-five. 227 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:50,966 Wow. Well, you can't beat those odds. 228 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:55,178 I'm sorry, 95 percent? That's delusional, right? 229 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,431 And a little nerve-wracking, 230 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,099 considering he holds my career in his hands. 231 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,559 Unless he's really amazing. 232 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,061 I mean, he did sell a crazy amount of toilet paper. 233 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,480 Okay, I'll see you later. 234 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:09,568 -No, don't. Uh, don't leave. -What was that? 235 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,653 Let's hunt down the mattress store story 236 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:12,988 together, you and me. 237 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:16,950 You wanna come to some mattress stores with me? 238 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,703 Because you've got such a fun job, let's both enjoy it. 239 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:23,999 Sure. Woodward and Woodward's boss. 240 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,419 -Ben Bradlee. -Okay, you actually knew that. 241 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,756 Oh, you run so athletically. 242 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,178 Hey, chief. 243 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,888 Hey, just 'cause I'm your editor-in-chief, 244 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,765 you don't have to call me that. 245 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,351 Uh, I wasn't. I'm just... I'm not good with names. 246 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,810 Um... 247 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,814 -Ned. -Ned! Ned. Ned. 248 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,149 -Ned. -Ned, Ned, Ned. 249 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:52,444 I knew it was something old-timey. Ned, got it. 250 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,779 -Ned. -Is this...? 251 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,405 Anyways, "Two Truths and A Lie." 252 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,991 Very helpful. Since I finished my article already, 253 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,494 I wanted to know if I could do it with somebody else. 254 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,371 -Like for practice. -Oh. 255 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,373 -Maybe, um, Nicole? -Travis? Or...? 256 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:08,168 Yeah, yeah, Travis is cool, but I was thinking more like... 257 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,045 -Adam? -...Nicole? 258 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,463 Whoever you want. 259 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,423 Okay, I'm gonna tell Nicole you said to do it. 260 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,506 Thanks, Fred. 261 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,094 Detrick. 262 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,971 I don't really think of him that way. 263 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,765 My type historically has been know-it-alls 264 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,975 who don't really like me. 265 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,060 So pretty much 266 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,312 the complete opposite of Detrick. 267 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,400 Oscar? 268 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,443 -Uh, may I approach? -You may. 269 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,238 So me and Mare, 270 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,115 we're working on a really interesting piece. 271 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,783 -I don't care. -Called "Shame On You." 272 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,743 I know you don't care. I know you don't. 273 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,078 No pressure, all right? No pressure. 274 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,663 I'm not putting any pressure on you. 275 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,498 I can see that. 276 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,792 But just in case it's not done in time, 277 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:52,337 would you mind whipping up another sudoku for the paper? 278 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,965 That last one was just... It was so good. 279 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,967 -I couldn't look away. -Thank you. 280 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,094 -I'm pretty busy. -Okay, totally. 281 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,305 I know you're good with numbers. 282 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,723 Could be fun. 283 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,351 Well, saying that work is fun is a form of pressure. 284 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:10,063 Quite frankly, it's giving me PTSD from an old boss. 285 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,734 Okay, I apologize. No more pressure. 286 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,361 -I'll put you down as a maybe? -Don't count on it. 287 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,280 Okay. 288 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,865 Maybe, I love maybe... 289 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,035 I don't know why Ned wants us 290 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,536 to play "Two Truths and a Lie," 291 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,371 but he's the boss, so, um... 292 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,540 Yeah. 293 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,917 Sushi? 294 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,048 Where'd you get that sushi? There's no sushi around here. 295 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,425 Oh, I hate to disagree with you right off the bat, 296 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,176 but they have it at the gas station. 297 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,012 Ew. 298 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,639 When'd you get that sushi? 299 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:44,932 You haven't left all day, 300 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,475 and your car was here when I got in. 301 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,063 -Okay, "The Noticer." -Yeah, that's what they call me. 302 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,441 Cool. There's a new noticer in town. 303 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,155 All right, um, how about this. 304 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,782 I ask you a question, 305 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,952 you don't wanna answer it, you, uh, eat a piece of sushi. 306 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,619 It's not that bad, for real. 307 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,581 Well, there's your lie. 308 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,959 Okay. 309 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,380 Okay, so, what kind of couple should we be? 310 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:22,261 Just a regular couple. Not regular. Uh, hetero... Cis? 311 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,553 -I don't understand... -What are you asking? 312 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,847 No, just I mean, are we bougie, you know? 313 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,308 Or are we cheap? Are we too online? 314 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:31,228 Are we not online, you know? Do we have kids? 315 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,313 Do you want kids and I don't, and it's tearing us? 316 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,232 If this is making you at all uncomfortable, 317 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,443 we don't have to be a couple at all, all right? 318 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,072 We can just be brother and sister. 319 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,074 Who are buying a mattress together? 320 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:49,329 Our mom gets debilitating bladder infections. 321 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,956 She's... She's incontinent. 322 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,541 We have to buy a mattress for her. 323 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,167 My God, we're just a couple, okay? 324 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,044 And keep the mom thing in your back pocket 325 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,671 if everything goes wrong. 326 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,173 I am so sorry to hear about your mother. 327 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,383 -Thanks. -Thank you. 328 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,552 It's his mother. We're actually married. 329 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,969 I'm also her boss. 330 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,684 At a sleep research facility. 331 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,020 But we keep things very professional, right? 332 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,481 We don't use any of the beds at work for... 333 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:20,527 This would be our home mattress where we... Where... 334 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,945 It'd be our... We're... 335 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,823 So we're actually doing that whole like, 336 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,075 going around, price comp thing. 337 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,452 -Oh. -And we were super interested 338 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,371 in your StayCoolHybrid FirmRest Foam, 339 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,040 -right, honey? -Yes. Yes. Hm. 340 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,333 Yes, right over here. 341 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,459 Oh. Great. Oh. 342 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,419 Nineteen hundred for a queen. 343 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:41,381 Great. And now your ad says that you match any price, right? 344 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,425 That's right. As long as it's the same mattress. 345 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,843 Totally. That's great. 346 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,011 Because we actually just saw one 347 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,262 over at Twice Upon A Mattress 348 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,555 that looks identical 349 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,390 to the StayCoolHybrid FirmRest Foam, 350 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,975 but it was 1550. 351 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,019 -Would you honor that price? -Ah. 352 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,228 I assure you, 353 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,064 the StayCoolHybrid FirmRest Foam 354 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,149 -is exclusive to our store. -Ah. 355 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,485 That's too bad, since I'm a sleep researcher 356 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,071 and my wife is the person who shaves people 357 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,115 -before our experiments... -A nurse? 358 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,161 It's more specific than that. 359 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,956 We could really use these savings. 360 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,290 I wish I could help. 361 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,752 But the lumbar support, it definitely will. 362 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,129 Heh, do you mind just checking for us, though? 363 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,801 -She's very thorough. -Yeah. I'm just gonna go, um... 364 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:26,969 -Thank you. -Let me see 365 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,136 if I can get my manager. 366 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,763 -Thank you. -That'd be great. 367 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,397 Hi. 368 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,233 I am incredibly sorry about my limp. 369 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,568 I hurt my foot last night. 370 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,823 At my match. Darts playoff final. 371 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,324 We won. 372 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,493 -I scored the winning double. -Hm. 373 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,412 This happened afterwards. I was mugged. 374 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,539 Nearly mugged, for the winnings and trophy. 375 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,041 Ken, I heard you dropped a dart on your foot? 376 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,501 I did, indeed, sir. 377 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:03,255 This is just our bi-weekly budget meeting with Marv 378 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:06,508 in which we have absolutely nothing unusual planned. 379 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,219 And if I am rubbing my hands together slightly, 380 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,013 it's because it's chilly in here. 381 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,389 Everybody here? 382 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,850 Yes, I believe we are all here. 383 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,185 Well, let me double check. 384 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,814 One, two, three, four... 385 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,233 Oh, my God, where's Ned? 386 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,861 He was going to be the fourth person I counted. 387 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,654 -No Ned. -Yesterday, he said that 388 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,407 his time is too precious to waste it 389 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,784 with boring, pointless meetings. 390 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,455 Does Ned think this is one of those? 391 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,123 Impossible. Surely. 392 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,042 Hm. 393 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,752 Interesting way to make an impression. 394 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,212 -Right? -Should we just call him? 395 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,672 Oh, no. No, no need. 396 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,175 He knows about this meeting, I left him a note. 397 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,634 -She left him a note. -Okay. 398 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,388 Oh, MOB-MI-AB. 399 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,391 "Marv's Office Budget Meeting In A Bit." 400 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,477 Yes, classic shorthand. 401 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,021 Ned doesn't have time to read the whole sentence 402 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,482 while he's flirting all day long with that U.S. troop. 403 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,490 Okay, would you rather be able to speak to animals 404 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,950 Mm... 405 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,410 ...speak any human language ever that you want? 406 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,287 Speak to animals. 407 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,539 -Yeah. -No one talks to animals. 408 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,749 -Right. -Um... 409 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,668 -We could talk about your bird? -Um... 410 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,878 Well, Cardi Beek was given to me as a gift. 411 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,756 And then I just... I just got attached. 412 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,716 Who gives a live bird as a gift to someone? 413 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,927 So much work, it's like handing someone a baby. 414 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,387 That's psychotic. 415 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,930 It's pretty psychotic, right? 416 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,057 Yeah. No, this... This guy I used to date... 417 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,560 Oh, um, what happened? Was the... The bird the last straw? 418 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,520 No, his wife was. 419 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,898 Ooh. Um... 420 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:50,696 Let's... Let's keep going. Um... What's, um... What's your...? 421 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,365 What's your favorite brand of ketchup? 422 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,080 Where the heck is this guy? I'm starting to get worked up! 423 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:03,292 -Don't get worked up, Marv. -Ann's right. 424 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,377 I'm not gonna get worked up. 425 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,546 Let's get him on the phone. Ann! 426 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,260 Yes, Marv? 427 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,761 I think we should start. 428 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,431 Ned is so gifted at delegating to me. 429 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,723 Let's start. 430 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,436 -False alarm, Ann. -Oh, well. 431 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,522 It was time for me to stretch my legs anyway, so... 432 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,440 You okay? ANN: Yeah, I'm good. 433 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:33,530 Right, so first on the docket, paying for stories. 434 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,326 Turns out, we have to do that, legally. 435 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,620 Otherwise, we don't own the stories. 436 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,705 -Huh. -Oh, no, really? 437 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,208 I mean, that's going to cost more money. 438 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,668 That's a big problem. 439 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:50,297 Maybe we could stop doing original stories 440 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:54,009 and we could go back to the way it was before Ned. 441 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,054 At least until we figure out what's going on. 442 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,472 Hm. 443 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,641 Well, we don't have 444 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,476 unlimited money to throw around... 445 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,227 We're all in agreement there, but may... 446 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,980 That's why we should just wait till Ned gets here 447 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,190 to talk about this. 448 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,525 His absence has done his talking for him. 449 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,652 -Don't you agree? -Don't you? 450 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,658 Before we continue, I have to... 451 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,454 use the restroom, please. 452 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,747 Please. 453 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,876 So formal. 454 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,092 All right, whatever. 455 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,551 The fix is in. 456 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,804 Ned is going to get screwed by Esmeralda and Ken... 457 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,182 but if I go against them, 458 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:45,643 Esmeralda will hold it against me forever. 459 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,942 This one's actually pretty comfortable. 460 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,569 Oh, yeah, the Relaxer Cloud. That's the one I went with. 461 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,947 You spent $2200? 462 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,116 Jesus, no, that's for the queen. 463 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,076 Mine was like 600 on sale. 464 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,619 -Six hundred? -Yeah. 465 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,954 -What's that, like a twin? -Mm-hmm. 466 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,830 What? 467 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,626 I... Sorry, I served our country. 468 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,128 I got used to a narrow bed in the Army. 469 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:15,257 No... Yes. Army. Got it. 470 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,717 Army? Come on. 471 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,803 You cannot choose what kind of bed you wanna buy. 472 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,763 That's just the way you were born. 473 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,600 If buying a twin bed is what feels right, 474 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,184 then that's what's right. 475 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,563 Doesn't make you any less of a reporter, of anything. 476 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,399 It just means you've got more space in your bedroom 477 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,818 to buy a desk to do more reporting. 478 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,905 Oh, my God. I just like being held, okay? 479 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,907 What's the point of sleeping with someone 480 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,202 if you can't even feel them because the bed is so big? 481 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,662 I mean, a king bed is like, 482 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,040 "Okay, goodnight, see you tomorrow, 483 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,791 hope nothing bad happens to you in your sleep 484 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,502 because I'd never know about it." 485 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,296 I mean, Cindy is never coming back. 486 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,632 -She's getting her manager. -Are you kidding? 487 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,216 We've been here like 20 minutes. 488 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,927 She said she was coming back. She has to. 489 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,678 Otherwise, she's leaving herself open 490 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,472 to a bad customer service review. 491 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:04,848 She's coming back. 492 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:07,643 Yeah. 493 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:11,647 Mm-hmm. 494 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,065 -Oh, you know what? -Yeah? 495 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,775 Um, this, uh, is my dad. 496 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:15,984 -Mm-hmm. -Um... 497 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,028 I'll be right back. 498 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,241 Hi, Mr. Willis, how are you? 499 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:27,120 Yes, no, I am absolutely interested. Um... 500 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,414 Could I just have until tomorrow morning 501 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,623 to get back to you? 502 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,294 Thank you so much, you have a good day as well. 503 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,545 Okay. 504 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,466 -How is he? -Um, he's okay. 505 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,551 COVID for like the fourth time. 506 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:46,890 Cindy? 507 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,770 -Cindy? -She's not coming back... 508 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,021 -Cindy! -...Ned. 509 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,400 I mean, I don't think she's coming back. 510 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,443 This is unreal. 511 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,488 What? 512 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:02,697 Hey, look at this. 513 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:07,286 Dayton Bold Manufacturers. It's a mattress supplier. 514 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,870 You have that in there? 515 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,415 -Yes. -Direct number. 516 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:14,710 They've got a mattress store caller ID. Should we? 517 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,713 -I don't know. Should we? -I think... I think we should. 518 00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,048 -Okay. -I think I am. 519 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,216 -Oh, my God, okay. -I think I am. 520 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,467 I think I'm doing it right now. 521 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,219 -Well, let me... -Go. 522 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,804 Of course she'd come back right now. 523 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,055 Yeah, you're good. 524 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:31,226 Hi, no, it's not Cindy, she's in the back. 525 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,854 This is Ned, calling from her desk with a question. 526 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,397 I hope you can help me. 527 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,525 Great, yes. Could you crosscheck 528 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,777 the different mattress names that you have on file 529 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,904 against a model number that I have here? 530 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,656 Fantastic, thank you very much. 531 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:49,160 -It's AP 182928. -Ask for all of them. 532 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,831 Thank you, Amanda. Yes, I've got a pen. 533 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,333 Yeah, if you could give me the different names. 534 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,920 Uh-huh, and what else? 535 00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,047 Oh, my God, Amanda, that's ing great. 536 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,965 Sorry, excuse my language. 537 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,300 Thank you so much. 538 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,680 Wow, ha-ha! 539 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,891 -So we all agree, right? -Yes. 540 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,851 This is the end of the experiment. 541 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:17,105 Bring back wire stories, save money. Easy math. 542 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,359 I would talk to Ned before we pull the plug on originals, 543 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,985 but he's AWOL. 544 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,236 Mmm. Mm-mm. 545 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,863 No other cuts in the budget? 546 00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:28,742 No, sir. It is air-tight. Like a puppy in a purse. 547 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,748 Okay. I did find one thing. 548 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:37,542 There's a line item for a storage unit 549 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:41,630 that, apparently, we've been renting for nine years. 550 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,923 Turns out, it's an apartment unit. 551 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,010 This is actually a very funny mistake. 552 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,346 Um, so what it was, was Enervate, 553 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,639 if I recall correctly, 554 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:53,767 rented me a very small, furnished apartment 555 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,227 for a couple of weeks 556 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,812 when I first moved over from Saint Alban's, 557 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,106 and that somehow, God knows how, 558 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:01,483 got filed as a warehouse. 559 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:07,072 Oh, my God, can you even imagine if my stuff is still in there? 560 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:12,077 -No. -Huh, that's odd. 561 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,038 What's this? No. No, no. 562 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:17,249 I mean, that's just... 563 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,792 I think the simplest thing to do 564 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:19,960 would be to get rid of that, 565 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,087 um... just in terms of 566 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:24,131 we don't wanna throw good money after bad 567 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:27,134 by looking into it and hiring an investigator, 568 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:28,635 -or-or that sort of stuff. -Okay. 569 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,430 So maybe we just put the money back into the newspaper. 570 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,806 Yay, journalism wins. 571 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,433 -Hm, good! -Good! 572 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,852 -Glad we figured that out. -I'm glad we figured that out. 573 00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,562 I'm glad we figured it out. 574 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,316 Wow, ha, ha! You're such a little whiz kid. 575 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,402 Ha! Whiz kid. I'm 55, but thank you. 576 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,029 So little whiz guy. 577 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:51,450 Okay, fine. I'm 59. You got me. 578 00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:01,585 Wow, okay, y'all are still here. 579 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:02,961 Don't you people have jobs? 580 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,421 We should probably say 581 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,173 that we are reporters from The Truth Teller 582 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,550 doing a story on consumer protection. 583 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,261 I knew your mother wasn't sick. 584 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,180 We confirmed with the manufacturer 585 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,641 that your StayCoolHybrid FirmRest Foam is, in fact, 586 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,477 the same exact model as the one at Twice Upon A Mattress. 587 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,146 Also, My Sleep Mattress, Hammock Matters, 588 00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:23,440 Got Your Back Mattress, Perfect Sleep Mattress, 589 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,692 -Cloud Evolution. -Pillow Mattress. 590 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:28,278 Which should qualify them for the price match guarantee. 591 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:32,157 -They're the same bed. -Okay. All right. So what? 592 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,617 There's no proof. 593 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,744 Other than some scribbles on a piece of paper. 594 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,203 If you wanna just... 595 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,125 -And right over. It's Mandy. -Oh, yeah, Mandy. 596 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:47,172 Boo-ya! Shame on your ass! 597 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:49,299 -All right. -Oh, no. 598 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:53,053 -I, um, actually hate this job. -Oh. 599 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,472 I hate this stupid polo 600 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,307 that they make you pay for yourself. 601 00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,519 I was too scared to be a geologist, 602 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,187 and now it's too late. 603 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,647 So get your notepads out. 604 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,067 Let's burn it all down. 605 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:10,529 Let's get some water. And then we can get into it. 606 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:11,613 -Yeah. -I'll help. 607 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,156 -Get some water? -I'm gonna write it too. 608 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,158 -We're all good. Well... -I'll write it. 609 00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:28,337 Hey. 610 00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,842 I actually have a lot of work to do. 611 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,468 It'll just take a second. 612 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:37,139 Um, so it was hard to crack, but I think I figured it out. 613 00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:41,351 So, your two truths are, you do hate camping 614 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:44,187 and you are allergic to pecans. 615 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,649 And the lie was, um, you dated a married guy. 616 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,031 Yep. You nailed it. 617 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:58,493 There we go. Um, thanks again. 618 00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:19,014 "How do you sleep at night?" 619 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,018 -That's great. -It is, isn't it? 620 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,853 -It's great. -I thought it was. 621 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,021 Yep. 622 00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:28,023 God, I just hope Cindy finds peace. 623 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,695 Listen, I have to be honest with you. 624 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:38,617 I was perhaps a little overexuberant 625 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:42,079 earlier on with my 95 percent assessment 626 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:44,748 of the paper's chance of success. 627 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,084 Oh. 628 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,461 The industry is in shambles. 629 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:52,631 People hate reporters right now. 630 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:53,966 I mean, our staff... 631 00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:57,678 -Sucks. -No, but it is what it is. 632 00:27:57,761 --> 00:28:01,473 -A 95 percent was optimistic. -Sure. 633 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,726 It's probably closer to 85. 634 00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:10,816 Okay. 635 00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:13,819 "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm." 636 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:16,530 According to a poster in my middle school hallway... 637 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,864 -Ah. -...so. 638 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:20,367 Mine said, "Break dancing will result in expulsion." 639 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,785 -Sure. -So. 640 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:24,329 I don't know. I'm young. 641 00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:27,332 The hospitality world will always be there. 642 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:28,667 I'll see you tomorrow? 643 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,169 Yeah. 644 00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:35,090 -Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. -Cool. 645 00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:39,469 All right, buddy. 646 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:41,638 Yeah, night, dude. 647 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:46,351 Also, who could break up "Buddy and The Dude"? 648 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:49,605 Yeah. I'm feeling good. 649 00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:53,525 Another one down. We did good journalism. 650 00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:54,608 And... 651 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,112 there's a budget meeting? 652 00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:00,157 Shit. Uh... 653 00:29:07,288 --> 00:29:09,290 Shame on them. 654 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:13,086 -Ann! -Right here, Marv. 655 00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:14,838 Don't fire Ned! 656 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,258 You nev... You never told me to fire Ned. 657 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:20,468 I would've written it in my book. 658 00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:24,472 Then who'd...? Who did we fire? 659 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,183 Nobody? 660 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:29,768 Good.