1 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:14,765 Print is permanent, okay? It's like true love. 2 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:19,102 That's why my first issue here is such a big deal. 3 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,270 -Okay. -Hey. 4 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,647 Oh! That was fast. 5 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,482 Just got a few things and threw them around. 6 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:26,151 -Hey, where did you get that? -Oh! Good eye. 7 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:29,613 This is a 1926 Underwood Standard Portable 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,324 -that once belonged... -I meant the coffee. 9 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,992 Where is there a Birch Brothers? 10 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,119 Just by me. 11 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,496 Do they offer you a nerd discount 12 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,289 if you mention your vintage typewriter? 13 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,458 -A modest one. Yes. -Sure. 14 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,504 -Hey. -Hey. 15 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:49,091 -How is your new digs? -Oh, they're amazing. 16 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,385 Fit for a king. Ahem. 17 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,512 Just fine. Is everything okay? 18 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,347 -Everything is great! -Okay. 19 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,557 -I have my couch, my desk... -Uh-huh. 20 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,269 ...everything I need and so close together now. 21 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,104 -That is good. -Yeah. 22 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,438 Do you mind if I come in for a second? 23 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,523 Oh, please. 24 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,857 -Just here? -Yeah, yeah. 25 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,526 Thanks. 26 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:13,406 So, um, I couldn't, uh, help, uh, but notice that yesterday... 27 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,327 there was a little tension. 28 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,038 But I'd like to be friends, if we can. 29 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,373 So would I. 30 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,418 I mean, I... I would love to be friends with you. 31 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,044 Oh, that makes me so happy. 32 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,715 Ooh, well, we're about to have my first staff meeting, 33 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:34,219 -if you wanna... -Oh, wow. I might skip it. 34 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,263 Because they are like children 35 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,515 and I think it would be a trauma for them 36 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,643 to see two mommies at once, right? 37 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:45,022 But you can catch me up later, maybe for lunch! 38 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,440 -Okay. Yes, let's do that! -Okay. 39 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,566 -Let's do lunch. -Okay. 40 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,067 -Fantastic. -Fantastic. 41 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,360 See ya, friend. 42 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,862 -Ah! -Whoa! 43 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,322 Hello, welcome. 44 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,741 Thank you for being here. Thank you for coming. 45 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,242 Hello. 46 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,077 All right. 47 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,328 Uh... 48 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:02,705 Do you wanna join? 49 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:04,290 Um... 50 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,167 I... 51 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,755 Okay. 52 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,257 Welcome, volunteer print journalists, 53 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,675 to your first staff meeting 54 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,136 as reporters for the Toledo Truth Teller. 55 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,182 This is great. This is great. 56 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,768 I, uh, I brought a few questions. 57 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,854 How many of you have actually written for a paper before? 58 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,773 Uh-huh. 59 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:28,857 Anyone else? 60 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,653 I-I'm an accountant. 61 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,947 I don't know if my computer even has 62 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,823 any word processing software. 63 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:40,035 It can be any kind of paper. It can be a high school paper. 64 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,787 Junior high school paper. 65 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,457 -I wrote a paper in junior high. -Not quite the same thing. 66 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,292 -I've tweeted. -You've tweeted. 67 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:48,460 -I'm in a group text. -Okay. 68 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,588 I'm gonna... Barry, I mean, you, 69 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:55,509 you currently work as a reporter, right? 70 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:58,178 -So that's, what... -Oh, yes. Yes. 71 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:02,932 I'm a reporter for the Toledo Truth Teller, Ohio. 72 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,644 Great. 73 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:06,727 This? 74 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:09,898 This is terrific. 75 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,155 All right. Uh... 76 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,449 You know what, I thought that you could get to know me 77 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:22,160 by checking out three of my favorite ever issues 78 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,997 of this beautiful, historic paper. 79 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,917 -Oh! -"Shepard Orbits the Earth!". 80 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,962 -"Doctor Salk Cures Polio". -That's good news. 81 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,965 -"Victory in Europe!" -Mystery solved. 82 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,258 Huh? 83 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,969 I don't think we take framed antiques 84 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,679 off the wall, do we? 85 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,347 What were you gonna do, auction them off? 86 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,308 -No. -No? 87 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,018 -No. -I nearly called 88 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,227 -the authorities. -Okay. 89 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,812 I nearly searched people's desks. 90 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,355 I'll put them back once we're done. 91 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:53,025 Said the fox to the farmer. No, no, Ned. 92 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,277 I'll put them back. Thank you. 93 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,904 And I may electrify them. 94 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:00,824 Or indeed electrify one, and you won't know which. 95 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,875 You know what? I think... 96 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,877 I think we'll leave it there for today. 97 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,588 Do they have more to learn than I originally thought 98 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,716 before they can replace our APwire? Maybe. 99 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,385 But do you know who absorbs information even quicker 100 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,055 than anyone else on the planet? 101 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,264 Babies. 102 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,642 Because they don't have any competing... 103 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,851 anything. 104 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:31,897 It's just blank, like the faces in that room. 105 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,441 -First issue, here we come! -Let's do it! 106 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,901 Whoa, easy there. 107 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,903 Hey, can I have, uh, can I have some of this? 108 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,947 -Uh, yeah. Sure, dive in. -Yeah. Looks good. 109 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:45,035 That popcorn was a gift to Maria, 110 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,495 who had my desk before me, 111 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,831 from Enrique, who used to work in sales. 112 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,375 They have two kids now. 113 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,669 Oh, ooh, the... the, uh, the Senate vote. 114 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,003 Ooh, yeah. 115 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,339 Huh. 116 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,633 Um, there's no wire service. 117 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,927 What? MARE: Yeah. 118 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,223 Screw you, that's not a valid password. 119 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,599 I know my dog's birthday. 120 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,226 -Try again. -No. Look. 121 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,437 CNN, Bloomberg, AP, New York Times, no access. 122 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,940 Anytime I click it, it just says "Subscribe today". 123 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,483 -Hey, Ned. -Hey. 124 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,945 For our lunch, um, do you like shellfish? 125 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,406 Or are you more a sausage boy? 126 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,407 We... Sorry. 127 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,616 I'm a little distracted. 128 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,368 -Uh, the wire's not working. -Yeah. 129 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,288 That was supposed to be a surprise! 130 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:32,374 But, uh, yes. I canceled it. 131 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,418 You cut the w... 132 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,711 You cut the wire? 133 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,463 Yes. From my little office. 134 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:40,674 You were so inspiring this morning. 135 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,884 I thought, we can do this. 136 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:46,763 We can write stories using our own imagination! 137 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,473 -And Marv is so happy! -No. 138 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,809 This is a huge problem, Esmeralda. 139 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,936 Oh, he's worried he won't get credit. 140 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,479 I gave you credit, duh! 141 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,024 No. No, no. We need to find stories 142 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,026 to send to print today, 143 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,778 so that we can have a newspaper come out tomorrow. 144 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:05,157 -It's my first issue, come on! -Why are you so anal? 145 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:09,661 You will inspire something. And I can't wait to read it! 146 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,038 See you at lunch! 147 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,918 What's the deadline at the printing company? 148 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,753 Six o'clock. 149 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,340 Pacific? 150 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,674 Meeting resumed! 151 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,426 Everyone back in the conference room, right now! 152 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,345 Meeting resumed. Same group as before. 153 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,461 After you all walked out earlier, 154 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,921 I was like, you know what? 155 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:01,797 What am I doing? 156 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,131 These guys are ready. 157 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,424 They don't need training. 158 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,635 They just need assignments, right now! 159 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,178 Let's go! NED: Yes! 160 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,430 -You can still use that. -Uh, is everything okay? 161 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,642 Because your face is sweating and your neck is turning red. 162 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,936 Yeah, thank you. That's... 163 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,981 No, that's good observing. Any ideas at all, let's go. 164 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:23,360 I saw a beautiful woman driving a bus. 165 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,987 That's an interesting thought. 166 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,282 I think that perhaps we need something longer. It was good. 167 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:32,286 I couldn't find a parking space at the dog park today. 168 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,912 Mm, that's literally the most boring thing 169 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,706 I've ever heard in my entire life. 170 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,333 -Eat an ass, Travis. -Okay. Anything else? 171 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,169 Uh, we could do a countdown to the McRib coming back. 172 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,796 Oh, I like that. 173 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,048 What? It'll pressure them. It's a good idea. 174 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,135 Yeah, it's an amazing idea, for the dumb ideas section. 175 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,012 Do we have a dumb ideas section? 176 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,096 Not yet. 177 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,723 We don't have a dumb ideas section... 178 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,558 Hmm, why don't we do a story about a local accountant 179 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,685 who gets her car all keyed up by me tonight? 180 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,146 Uh, how about local everybody sick of fat guy 181 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,023 talking about his drone all the time? 182 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,983 -That's not cool. -You're right, it wasn't. Sorry. 183 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,860 I think we should... We should keep on track here, okay? 184 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,570 There has to be an app that tells you 185 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,155 what's going on around town, right? 186 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,198 Yes, yes! Everyone, on your phones. 187 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,825 -Technology will save us. -Neighbor. 188 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,201 -Citizen. -Nextdoor? 189 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,536 What... What's Citizen? 190 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,330 It shows you all the crime in your area, 191 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,498 kinda like Pokémon Go, but for muggings. 192 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,625 Oh, sh... Um... 193 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,667 I love Pokémon Go. 194 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:21,835 There's a man with a machete 195 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,253 two blocks away from here. 196 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,006 Wait, I gotta create an account? 197 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,591 -Eh... -Ooh. 198 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,468 Okay, Waze says there's a burst water main 199 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,677 on Central and North Reynolds. 200 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,512 That's a nasty intersection. 201 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,014 If you're ever in Toledo, avoid it. 202 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,099 That's fantastic. You wanna go there now, 203 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,726 and get some quotes from some city workers 204 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:38,727 or something? 205 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,103 -Yeah. -On it. 206 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,022 Oh, no, Barry, I was actually talking to Mare. 207 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,399 -I'll look into flights. -All right. Both of you go. 208 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,902 That's good. Get him out of the office. Great combo. 209 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,862 No, we don't need to book a flight. 210 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,864 Uh, that, uh, that parking thing you were talking about? 211 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,783 Go and see if anyone else has noticed. 212 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,034 And try to get quotes. 213 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:56,953 -Remember the five W's. -Is that a gang? 214 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,165 No. It's, uh, who, what, when, where, why. 215 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,626 It's what they teach you in journalism school. 216 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,918 So not a gang. 217 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,589 Mm-hmm. 218 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,715 I don't know if this is anything, 219 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:09,883 but they changed the fishing limit 220 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,260 at the Wildwood Preserve. 221 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:12,719 -A law changed? -Yeah. 222 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,137 That's great. When were you gonna mention that? 223 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,307 I assumed everyone knew. It's on Fishchat. 224 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,811 -Uh, did you get anything? -No. I created an account. 225 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,063 Now it says I need a minimum balance. 226 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,024 -Why don't you go with Travis. -Okay. 227 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,859 -Let's do it. -I don't need this anymore? 228 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:31,405 No. All right, so that's... that's three stories. 229 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,658 What about a letter from the new guy at the paper? 230 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,493 Fantastic idea! Yes! 231 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,911 A letter from me, the new editor! 232 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,788 You... And what you can do is you can get... 233 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,832 You can... What can you do? 234 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,917 Why don't you do the general crime scour? 235 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,294 -You're on crime app watch. -Okay. 236 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,797 Seven highly motivated, 237 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,466 tenacious Buckeyes are out there right now, 238 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,176 hunting for news. 239 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,138 You'd be a fool to bet against that. 240 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,641 Hey, how much would it cost for one day of wire service? 241 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,311 That's outrageous. 242 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,896 Hey, hey! Go! Go! 243 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,357 Drive safe! 244 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,281 How much water you think will be in the street? 245 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,034 Oh, God. 246 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,870 What a thing for a child to have to see. 247 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,164 Check your dingers for syphilis, kid. 248 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,249 If you don't know what that means, ask your Grandma. 249 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,627 Ugh, you know what? I wish I brought my waders. 250 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:30,672 Waders, water main, syphilis. You're making me need to pee. 251 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,132 Pull over. Quick. 252 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,508 Thanks. 253 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,886 Come on, Barry. It's time to go. 254 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,930 I just hope I have half of Barry's energy 255 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,265 and brains when I'm 150. 256 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,602 -Ah! -Oh, my God. Barry? 257 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,481 Ah, Jiminy Crickets. 258 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,859 Hey. Did you find anything? 259 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:54,154 Well, uh, I'm a single woman living alone. 260 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:58,033 -Okay. -Yeah, so I can't do this. 261 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,994 I-I can't go and look for crime in the city, 262 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,872 because I need my bubble of ignorance. 263 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,248 I like my bubble. 264 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,416 I understand. 265 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,252 We're just on a teeny-weeny bit 266 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,045 of a time pressure situation here. 267 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,589 Right. So let's just switch assignments. 268 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,883 What, you want to write my letter from the editor? 269 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,426 Sure. 270 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,805 Uh, so here is the number for the police department, 271 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,849 fire department, morgue, and poison control. 272 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,694 Truth Teller? MARE: Hey. 273 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,153 We got a problem. Um... 274 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,364 Barry stepped on a crate and cut up his leg. 275 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,907 -I had to call an ambulance. -I'm dying. 276 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,742 No, you're not dying. Also, you know, 277 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,411 I should probably have your cell phone number 278 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,162 because Esmeralda listens on this line. 279 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,914 Okay. 280 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:49,084 TTT, Truth Teller? You picked up already. 281 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,545 Hey. Can you still get to the water main break? 282 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,879 -What? -Yeah. 283 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,131 -No! -No. I know. Yeah. 284 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,841 He made me promise to ride with him. 285 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,342 Okay, well, I mean, 286 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,678 could the ambulance swing by the water main break 287 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,888 on the... On the way to the hospital? 288 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,557 I don't know that we have time for a pit stop. 289 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,060 Okay. Well, get Barry settled and then check back in, okay? 290 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,521 And keep your eyes open at the hospital! Ask what's new. 291 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,398 Yeah. For sure. 292 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,400 Okay. 293 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,030 I've got five W's already. 294 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,993 -Help you guys? -Yeah. 295 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,662 We're reporters, local ones. 296 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,706 From local, here, Toledo. 297 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:31,043 This is my reporter pad and, um... 298 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,378 Half the parking spaces for the dog-owning public 299 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,297 are being occupied by you guys, 300 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,342 the, uh, department in the Parks Department. 301 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,302 So what do you have to say about that? 302 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,054 Well, the spaces are for employees 303 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,972 for us to unload our equipment. 304 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,016 There's a sign right around there. 305 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,145 But there are plenty of spots out on the street. 306 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,605 I'm not buying any of this shit. 307 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,981 You can answer questions here, 308 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,650 or you can answer them down at the station. 309 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,984 I gotta get back to work. 310 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,194 Thank you, guys, though. 311 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,404 Okay. Thank you for your service, sir. 312 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,907 We make a good team. 313 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,245 How many broken windows, officer? 314 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,791 That seems very low. 315 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,125 Well, let me ask you this, 316 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,044 would you say that the lower crime rate 317 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,629 could be the result of increased police brutality? 318 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,090 Hello? 319 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,219 -Did you set everything up? -Yeah. 320 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,013 We meet with the Assistant Fish and Game Warden at 1. 321 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,598 Sick, thanks, man. 322 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,647 -Oh, you stepping it up, I see. -Yeah, 323 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,565 I just want to look polished, you know? 324 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,694 -I like it. Real professional. -Thanks, man. 325 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,362 -Ah. Mr. Moore? -Yes. 326 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,823 Assistant Fish and Game Warden Brewster, right? 327 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,783 -Travis? -Hello, Harper. How are you? 328 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,618 You know you're not supposed to be here. 329 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,662 I'm here in my official capacity as a reporter... 330 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,039 ...okay, not your ex-boyfriend. 331 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,291 You have to respect me 332 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,834 as a member of the press. All right? 333 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,043 The first amendment compels you! 334 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,461 Everything okay, here? 335 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,839 -What's up, Gary. -I'm with Gary now, Travis. 336 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,090 I'm just here to ask you guys 337 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,675 some questions about fish. That's it. 338 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,969 I warned you what would happen. Now I have to tune you up. 339 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,679 Wait, wait, wait. 340 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,055 Hold a second, Gary! 341 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,557 Okay, look, we're just here as reporters. 342 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,559 We got one question. One question and we'll leave. 343 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,893 -Right? -Okay, yeah. 344 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,605 Has the bluegill limit in the Lake Erie District 345 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,939 changed recently? 346 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,608 You know that it has. What are we doing? 347 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:18,609 That's great. Thank you. 348 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,693 That's one question, we're done. 349 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,069 That was a setup question, Gary. 350 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,614 I obviously need to ask a follow-up. 351 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,033 -Go, yes! -Thank you. Follow up. Harper... 352 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,702 is there any part of you that still loves me? 353 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,079 -Dude, I warned you! -Follow-up to that. 354 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,248 This is the guy that you chose? Are you kidding me? 355 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,458 You... Don't... Get out! 356 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,126 Yeah. Get out now. 357 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,462 Ow! Ow! Ow! My foot! Ow! 358 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,922 I'm stronger than you are. 359 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,131 I thank you for your patience. 360 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,841 What? 361 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,638 -Hey. -Hey. 362 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,264 -Hi. -Hi. 363 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,517 Is Ned, uh, making you do this? 364 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,438 -Well, he's letting me. Yeah. -Oh. Right. 365 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,439 Okay, um, 366 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,733 I have a big emergency. 367 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,027 I need you to... to... to... 368 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,696 defrost the freezer right now, immediately. 369 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,699 Well, can... Can someone else? 370 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:12,162 I wish there was someone else I could trust with this. 371 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,623 But no one defrosts like you, Nicole. 372 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:19,544 You have these young, sturdy, strong wrists. 373 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:24,800 I mean, Nicole, the ice melts at the sound of your footsteps. 374 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,802 The freezer's probably fine, 375 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,680 but I like to take the path of least resistance 376 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,265 with Esmeralda. 377 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,851 Sometimes I go limp from resisting so little. 378 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,438 Just slide right off my chair. 379 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,069 Well, if anything burns down in the next hour or two, 380 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,655 you have my number. Thanks. 381 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:50,367 Hey, hey. Is this the, uh, is this the morgue? 382 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,411 Hey, have any bodies come in, in the last 24 hours? 383 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,704 No? 384 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,501 Well, could you check again? 385 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,714 I don't know, like check the back? 386 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,925 Yeah. Like... Like in a drawer that's unlabeled, or something? 387 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,886 Something could've slipped through the cracks. 388 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,264 Please. You're not... Okay. You're not even trying. 389 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,724 Could you check the back again? 390 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,310 If you look hard enough, I'm sure you'll find something. 391 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:20,022 -Hey, Mr. Busy! -Uh-huh. Oh, hey. 392 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,315 I just wanted to tell you 393 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,734 that I'm very excited for our lunch. 394 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,361 Oh, you know what, today's not a great day. 395 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,071 Could we do it next week? 396 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,282 -Well, yes. For sure. -Thanks. 397 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,994 No problem. It's just that today, I had invited Marv. 398 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:38,248 And, uh, he wanted to make it a welcome lunch. So... 399 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,167 Probably he's going to be a bit disappointed. 400 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,376 No, yeah. Yeah, let's do it. 401 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,629 But just... Could we do it quick? 402 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:47,758 Allora. In Italy, we think that if a man eats quick, 403 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,801 he also finishes quick. 404 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,099 So then, Marv says, yes. 405 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,226 The pen might be mightier than the sword. 406 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,562 But without paper, what you gonna write on? 407 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,565 Oh, wow, classic. 408 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,233 You all right, Ned? -Yeah, 409 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,111 I'm just enjoying the lunch. 410 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,529 Enjoying the long lunch. 411 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,449 Oh, well. I hope I didn't slow things down. 412 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,785 I know that sometimes I can be a little picky. 413 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,913 I've never seen a piece of fish get sent back that many times. 414 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,957 But... it became interesting. 415 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,085 And asking to have the head put back on the Branzino 416 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,503 was perfectly reasonable, I thought. 417 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,921 You know, I should go. I... Yeah. 418 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,297 Oh... No. 419 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,757 Esmeralda said you were staying for cigars. 420 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,758 Oh, yes. 421 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,134 -Down, boy. -I don't, really? 422 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,469 Have a cigar, mate. 423 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,847 Marv, you don't know what he has planned. 424 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,849 I mean, it's galactic. 425 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:41,895 Only local news. That's why he cut the wire. 426 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:45,440 -He is a visionary. -They're called balls. 427 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,276 They used to be standard equipment. 428 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,280 -Pardon me. -It's okay, I have them too. 429 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,450 -I'm gonna... Could I take this? -Go ahead. 430 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,370 -Fantastic. Thank you so much. -It should be off. 431 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,957 Hello? POLICE SOURCE: Is this 432 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,625 the reporter who called before? 433 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,210 Uh, yes. Yeah. 434 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,462 -Here's something for you. -Mm-hmm. 435 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,631 Someone called in bragging about a murder, 436 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,758 taunting us to find the body. 437 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:15,679 Oh, my God. What, like a... Like a serial killer? 438 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,681 We can't go that far. At this moment, 439 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,725 it just amounts to a threatening creep. 440 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:22,978 But it-it could be a serial killer, right? 441 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,146 This is fantastic! 442 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,565 -What? -This is awful. 443 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,151 Have you come up with a catchy nickname 444 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,652 for this creep yet, or...? 445 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,946 I'll call you back when we find out more. 446 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,824 All right, thank you, thank you. 447 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,242 Woo! 448 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,414 Uh, hey, guys. I'm terribly sorry. 449 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,707 I'm gonna have to shoot off. 450 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,834 But I wanna say thank you for the cupcake 451 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,753 and for the record, Marv, 452 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:51,882 I think my first issue is gonna be pretty sweet. 453 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,425 All right, kid. 454 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,891 Did you see the way he ate his cupcake? 455 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,601 -Visionary. -Mm. 456 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,436 -Yeah. -Excuse me. 457 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,646 Can I have a doggy bag, please? 458 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,360 Hey, you. You're young. 459 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,737 You know the cool things happening around, right? 460 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,530 Is there anything new in the way of like, 461 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,158 skating, tagging, drugging? 462 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,118 We're... We're journalists, we're looking for a story. 463 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,496 -Tell us what we wanna know. -How much you paying? 464 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,039 Nothing. We're not even getting paid. 465 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,290 Just answer the question. 466 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,084 Okay, I see how it is. 467 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,379 Well, the new thing around here is, uh, Dogging, right, Ell? 468 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,590 Oh, yeah, yeah. Dogging. 469 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,926 -Everybody's doing it. -Mm-hmm. 470 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,844 Yeah, I've never heard of that, what-what is it? 471 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,429 Well, it's when regular teens like us 472 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,431 just get together and act like dogs. 473 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,394 Are you being for real? Come on. 474 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,770 Yeah. Awoo! 475 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,480 That's kind of interesting. 476 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,108 Oh, hey! Hey. 477 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,484 -Hey. -We've... 478 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,278 We've got something really big! 479 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,029 -We've got something huge. -Okay. 480 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,656 Sorry, it's just... 481 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,117 You were just the first person I wanted to, it's good news. 482 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,286 That's great. What is it? 483 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,038 There is a serial killer loose in town! 484 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,832 -Oh, God. -Obviously, it's terrible, 485 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,543 but if it was gonna happen any day of the year, 486 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,295 this is a good day for it to happen. 487 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,546 No, it's good. It's great. 488 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,047 -Okay. -Good news. 489 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,093 Um, it looks like we got something. 490 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,387 That's a nice feeling. 491 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,515 -How'd it go? -Good. 492 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,225 I mean, Gary Gladstone was selling his boat, 493 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:28,020 so I sold him a two-column classified ad for every day 494 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,981 until it sells. But it'll probably go quick. 495 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,567 Oh! And Travis got arrested. So there's no story. 496 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,986 -Yeah. -Well... 497 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,448 I mean, an ad's always nice. 498 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,532 Yep. 499 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,618 And they call it Dogging. 500 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:46,163 "Slipping into a more..." 501 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,664 "A more canine way of being." 502 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,667 "And the itch they're getting isn't from fleas." 503 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,045 -Heh. "In most cases." -Ha, ha! Yeah, that's good. 504 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:58,175 Um, just out of curiosity, did you guys get any quotes? 505 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,427 What would the quote be? Woof? 506 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,928 What? 507 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:05,973 Hey! 508 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,437 -You're welcome. -Thank you so much! 509 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,604 Yes. 510 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,527 I checked with the principals of two local high schools. 511 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,070 None of this is real. 512 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,785 Here's what Esmeralda left me. 513 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:28,872 "Dear Toledo, my name is Ned Sampson." 514 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,417 "...and I'm honored to be the new Editor-in-Chief 515 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,044 of The Truth Teller". 516 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,213 "Yesterday, I took over The Truth Teller 517 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,756 because I felt like it..." 518 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:41,218 "...and I would never say I stole this job from a woman." 519 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:45,681 "I just want to extend my thanks to my predecessor..." 520 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,474 "...Esmeralda Grand." 521 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:52,187 "Esmeralda did the greatest job at the paper 522 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,898 while also being a single mother. 523 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:59,987 Although, you would never know, because her body is insane." 524 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,781 And it goes on like that for a while. 525 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,080 -Nothing? -I got sidetracked, 526 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,415 by the freezer. 527 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,126 Okay. It's okay, the killer will save us. 528 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,096 Oh, my God. It's a coded letter from the killer. 529 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,348 Oh, no, sudoku. 530 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:32,018 I don't, uh... I don't know if this is a trick. 531 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,605 It's probably copyrighted 532 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:37,399 or a series of numbers that causes a seizure, 533 00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,192 but... 534 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,444 hey, the New York Times 535 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,195 would've shut down without Wordle. 536 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,699 Great. 537 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:50,746 Hey. Yes, that's me. Hold on. Mare? 538 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,164 Mare! It's the... It's the police, 539 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,749 they've got more info! Hey, Nicole, 540 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:56,627 you wanna come in here, maybe take some notes. 541 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:57,794 I think my letter from the editor 542 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,796 is about to get a lot more juicy. 543 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:00,964 Hang on. 544 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,635 All right. We're ready. 545 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,595 Okay, so here's what I know. 546 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:07,804 We're suspecting a murderer 547 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,097 because of a tip from the morgue. 548 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,308 -Okay. -This creep called in, 549 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,435 claiming there was an undiscovered body. 550 00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:14,811 Oh, my God, what did he say? 551 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,229 He asked them to look in every drawer 552 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,148 and under tables like he had hidden a body 553 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:20,525 and was waiting for them to find it. 554 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,985 Oh. 555 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,737 The morgue worker described his voice 556 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,031 as really breathy and insistent. 557 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,824 -Oh, no. -They tape incoming calls. 558 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,576 -This is what it sounded like. -Mm. 559 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,495 Hey, hey! Is this the, uh, 560 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,288 is this the morgue? 561 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:36,750 Hey, um, that doesn't sound too bad to me. 562 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,752 Maybe let me know if he calls back. 563 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:40,795 Thanks. 564 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:45,509 I don't think this story is gonna pan out. 565 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,594 It's 5:38. 566 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,430 Don't know what we're gonna print. 567 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:51,932 Oh, you know what? 568 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,101 I think I'll type up the train schedules, 569 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:56,061 just to be safe. Sorry. 570 00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:02,067 "Hi, Toledo. My name is Ned. I'm the new editor here. 571 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:05,195 "There's an old saying, "that no news is good news." 572 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,947 "It's not something you'd usually hear... 573 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,075 ...from the new editor-in-chief of the town newspaper." 574 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,077 It's like having homework every day, forever, 575 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,204 until the paper fails and I lose my job. 576 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:15,539 Ah. 577 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,040 Woo! 578 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,625 "And to be honest, it wasn't what I was planning 579 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:19,876 "on writing to you all, 580 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,004 "in this, the very first printing 581 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:24,339 "of the revived Toledo Truth Teller. 582 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:27,426 "However, as I sit here typing these words, 583 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,844 "I think that today's events, 584 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,805 "or to reiterate, the lack thereof, 585 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,765 were actually a gift." 586 00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,225 "A slow news day is a sign 587 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,311 "that your city is filled with safe, 588 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:39,979 kind people who treasure their community." 589 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,861 Did you get my text? 590 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:49,740 I made it! Heh! It's in today's paper. 591 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,492 Well, is it too easy? Is it too hard? 592 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,660 What do you think? 593 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,621 Huh? 594 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,581 Maybe too easy for you, Stanley! 595 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,125 "So, we're not gonna drum up salacious headlines" 596 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,044 "just to get your hard-earned cash. 597 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:04,922 "We're gonna print what really matters to you. 598 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,090 "And I'm not gonna ramble to fill space. 599 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,844 "If I wanted to do that, I would just talk about Elmore Leonard, 600 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:13,513 "and one of his great books set in the area, 601 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,098 "like "52 Pickup," 602 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,476 "where a Detroit businessman named Harry Mitchell 603 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,353 "finds out that he's being blackmailed 604 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:20,938 "by a trio of criminals 605 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,273 "who discovered that Harry was having an affair 606 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:24,483 with an exotic dancer." 607 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,777 You know what? I read an article you wrote. 608 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:27,945 About the first time 609 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:29,738 the astronauts drove on the moon. 610 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,866 -It was so good. -Yeah. 611 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:34,826 '71. 612 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,622 "Astronauts tour Beautiful Valley 613 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,124 in first lunar motor trip." 614 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,168 Hmm. 615 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:45,128 "When the crooks try to frame Harry 616 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,004 "for her murder, 617 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,506 "instead of paying them off, 618 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,258 "Harry decides to get even. 619 00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:51,760 "It's vintage Leonard, with a taut prose style 620 00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:53,262 "and well-placed plotting 621 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:55,347 "that keeps you turning every page. 622 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:59,142 "It was published in 1974 by Phoenix Paperbacks. 623 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:05,273 ISBN 97780753819623." 624 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,234 "Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." 625 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:12,322 Yeah. 626 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:16,326 It wasn't perfect, but it was his first issue. 627 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:19,162 And it was all of our original work. 628 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,332 Except for the first three chapters of "Get Shorty." 629 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,333 It wasn't even a review, 630 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,960 he just quoted his favorite novel 631 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,294 without permission. 632 00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:41,267 Let's go! Let's go! 633 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,523 Uh, Jessie, let's go. We're leaving. Come on! Now! 634 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:47,606 That's rude.