1 00:00:49,736 --> 00:00:53,797 ME, YOU AND MY MOM 2 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:46,601 - How are you, Frank? - Good morning, Danny. Beautiful day! 3 00:01:46,638 --> 00:01:48,029 No? 4 00:01:48,871 --> 00:01:50,830 - Thank you. - How are you, Clark? 5 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:52,833 Good morning, Danny. 6 00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:54,919 - Here you go. - Thank you. 7 00:02:00,926 --> 00:02:02,845 - Good morning, Danny. - Hello, Tom. 8 00:02:05,972 --> 00:02:07,973 How's it going, Doc, Arty? 9 00:02:09,977 --> 00:02:12,062 - Hello. - Good day. 10 00:02:17,569 --> 00:02:19,571 Oh, Danny, wait. 11 00:02:19,613 --> 00:02:21,698 Hey, wait, wait. 12 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:23,699 How's it going, Nick? 13 00:02:23,736 --> 00:02:25,993 Good. 14 00:02:26,035 --> 00:02:29,247 Give this to your mother. 15 00:02:29,289 --> 00:02:31,250 Thank you. 16 00:03:06,205 --> 00:03:08,374 - Good morning, Danny. - Good morning, Ma. 17 00:03:08,411 --> 00:03:11,502 I told you not to hang your coat on the railing The form is ruined. 18 00:03:11,544 --> 00:03:13,504 - I'm sorry. - Did you grab my newspaper? 19 00:03:13,545 --> 00:03:15,464 Thank you. 20 00:03:16,548 --> 00:03:18,509 My lottery ticket? 21 00:03:21,388 --> 00:03:23,349 - What is this? - From Nick. 22 00:03:32,483 --> 00:03:34,944 - Give it back. - Because? 23 00:03:34,985 --> 00:03:36,947 Come on, ma, Nick is a good boy. 24 00:03:36,989 --> 00:03:40,284 Typical Greek. I already know what is proposed. 25 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:42,744 If I accept it, he'll think I'm easy. 26 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:45,455 I don't want to know this. 27 00:03:45,497 --> 00:03:47,040 What's that? 28 00:03:47,077 --> 00:03:50,252 Entrecote. 29 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:54,800 When did you start eating yogurt? Where's your danish? 30 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:56,801 I'm trying to cut costs. 31 00:03:56,843 --> 00:03:58,803 You? Economize? 32 00:03:58,845 --> 00:04:00,805 The pants are getting too small for me, 33 00:04:00,847 --> 00:04:02,808 so it seemed like a good idea to me. 34 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:05,427 Well, don't expect to get into the sizes that the boys have. 35 00:04:05,469 --> 00:04:07,480 You're not a boy anymore. 36 00:04:07,521 --> 00:04:10,066 I'm 38 years old, Ma. I'm not a boy 20 years ago. 37 00:04:10,108 --> 00:04:13,152 My son, the anorexic. 38 00:04:13,194 --> 00:04:16,322 Ah, damn it, Fisk isn't going to play. 39 00:04:16,364 --> 00:04:18,910 - Are you going to the game? - Yes, tomorrow. 40 00:04:18,952 --> 00:04:21,579 Sal and me. Boston is in town, Clemens pitches. 41 00:04:21,621 --> 00:04:24,165 - It's going to be a great game. - But tomorrow is Wednesday. 42 00:04:24,206 --> 00:04:27,210 - Yes. - And on Wednesdays we go to bingo. 43 00:04:28,878 --> 00:04:30,880 Could we not go this week, Ma? 44 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:35,093 Not going, Danny? I can't miss bingo, I love it. 45 00:04:35,135 --> 00:04:38,847 I have never missed bingo in 25 years. 46 00:04:38,884 --> 00:04:41,309 Look, I would cancel it, It's just that, you know, 47 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:43,310 Sal bought these tickets three months ago. 48 00:04:45,312 --> 00:04:47,524 Well, I'll go alone. 49 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:52,362 Be very careful. There are many works in construction around the church... 50 00:04:52,404 --> 00:04:54,364 and I don't want that you slip and fall. 51 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:56,868 - I'll be careful. - Your eyes aren't any better. 52 00:04:56,909 --> 00:04:58,868 Don't start with that. 53 00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:00,871 My eyes are perfect. 54 00:05:00,912 --> 00:05:03,374 So why are you pouring juice orange in your coffee? 55 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:06,794 Damn cardboard! 56 00:05:06,836 --> 00:05:08,922 All decorated the same. 57 00:05:56,349 --> 00:05:58,352 Danny. 58 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:02,063 I hope you enjoyed your baseball game. 59 00:06:14,911 --> 00:06:17,162 Um, Ma, look, 60 00:06:17,204 --> 00:06:19,291 I won't go to the game. We'll go to bingo. 61 00:06:19,332 --> 00:06:22,795 No, it's okay. Go and enjoy it. 62 00:06:22,835 --> 00:06:26,423 No, no, I can go to the game at any time, Ma. 63 00:06:26,459 --> 00:06:28,426 Bingo only opens once a week. 64 00:06:29,761 --> 00:06:32,596 - Thanks, Danny. - Alright. 65 00:06:33,722 --> 00:06:35,724 Are you going to eat that? 66 00:06:35,761 --> 00:06:37,728 No, you want it? 67 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,729 Yes, I will start my diet tomorrow. 68 00:06:39,765 --> 00:06:41,690 That's food for sissies, anyway. 69 00:06:41,731 --> 00:06:44,193 True, great truth. 70 00:06:48,739 --> 00:06:50,949 The district court by Salvatore Buonarte... 71 00:06:50,991 --> 00:06:54,496 and Danny Muldoon log in now. 72 00:06:54,538 --> 00:06:56,497 Standing. 73 00:06:56,534 --> 00:06:58,249 What is the accused accused of... 74 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:00,961 called Duane Earl Tyrone? 75 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:04,130 Apparently he drove some shitty apartments... 76 00:07:04,172 --> 00:07:07,009 In the southern part of the city, the mostly elderly, okay? 77 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:08,861 He took out their monthly checks. retirement... 78 00:07:08,885 --> 00:07:11,640 he charged them, and then strangled them. 79 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:15,018 - Oh, God. - How can there be people like that? 80 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:17,187 a chemical imbalance or something like that, you know. 81 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,188 - Yeah? - I read that somewhere. 82 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,692 - Without enough... - Something like some vitamins? 83 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,694 Yes, it is a deficiency of some kind, 84 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:25,695 like rickets. - Yeah? 85 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,866 - Do you take vitamins, Tyrone? - No. 86 00:07:28,903 --> 00:07:32,996 - I'm going to start taking vitamins. - Yes, me too. 87 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:43,841 So how is your wife? 88 00:07:45,134 --> 00:07:48,554 - She cut me off, Danny. - For how long? 89 00:07:48,596 --> 00:07:51,932 She says that until I search professional help. 90 00:07:51,969 --> 00:07:54,986 - So that? - She thinks I'm strange in bed. 91 00:07:55,538 --> 00:07:57,774 - Are you? - Well... 92 00:07:58,816 --> 00:08:01,435 We've been doing it the same way for the last 10 years, Danny. 93 00:08:01,471 --> 00:08:02,471 Once a week. 94 00:08:02,472 --> 00:08:05,657 Every Saturday night, right after from the 9:00 sports program 95 00:08:05,699 --> 00:08:09,494 Same position, 7 minutes foreplay, 12 minutes of sex, 96 00:08:09,535 --> 00:08:11,538 And we leave the part pajama top on. 97 00:08:11,579 --> 00:08:14,166 Well, I'm getting fed up now, aren't I, Danny? 98 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:17,627 So I tell you, why don't we add a little pepper? 99 00:08:17,669 --> 00:08:19,630 You know, go for cutting-edge technology? 100 00:08:19,672 --> 00:08:21,632 Cutting-edge technology? 101 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:25,053 Yes, cutting edge technology. Now is the Computer Age, right? 102 00:08:25,094 --> 00:08:27,054 Electronics and that? 103 00:08:27,096 --> 00:08:29,558 So I said to myself, I'll go to a big business, right? 104 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,560 I grab something. 105 00:08:31,601 --> 00:08:33,562 I bought one of these... 106 00:08:33,604 --> 00:08:35,897 those marriage counselors digital, yes? 107 00:08:35,939 --> 00:08:37,900 What's that? 108 00:08:37,941 --> 00:08:40,111 It's a great, you know, It's like a... 109 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,571 love enhancer It's like a device, you know? 110 00:08:42,608 --> 00:08:44,532 Oh, good. 111 00:08:44,574 --> 00:08:47,011 So I take this thing to the bedroom on Saturday night. 112 00:08:47,035 --> 00:08:50,623 Should I take it out, put it on his pillow, You know, a little surprise? 113 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,374 He was shocked as shit. She goes crazy... 114 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:56,044 She tries to kill him. He thinks he's a giant centipede. 115 00:08:56,086 --> 00:08:58,172 You're fucking around! 116 00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:00,174 So I have been meat of couch since then. 117 00:09:00,211 --> 00:09:02,134 Aw, sorry to hear that. 118 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:05,597 - I envy you despite everything. - Me? 119 00:09:05,639 --> 00:09:08,641 Yes, you don't have to carry these shits and sorrows of the heart. 120 00:09:08,683 --> 00:09:10,894 You can go to bed of the girl you want. 121 00:09:10,936 --> 00:09:13,940 You don't like it at all, and you move to the next one. 122 00:09:15,107 --> 00:09:17,818 It's been a little slow lately. 123 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:20,487 You know, the most infuriating thing what you have 124 00:09:20,529 --> 00:09:23,366 You don't take advantage of the good place that God gave you in life. 125 00:09:24,576 --> 00:09:26,702 When was the last time that you had a date? 126 00:09:26,744 --> 00:09:28,705 Two, three months ago. 127 00:09:28,746 --> 00:09:31,709 - Nine. Let's say nine, Danny. - Hey, who's counting them? 128 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,301 When was the last time you had sex? 129 00:09:33,313 --> 00:09:33,836 Salt! 130 00:09:33,878 --> 00:09:35,838 - Come on, when? - Salt! 131 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,884 - It's been so long ago that you don't even remember. - Hey, yes I remember. 132 00:09:38,925 --> 00:09:41,719 - So when? - That's personal! 133 00:09:41,761 --> 00:09:44,847 Oh yes? Why don't we try 5 years personal, Danny. 134 00:09:44,889 --> 00:09:47,851 Why don't you shut up and get in? in your own affairs, yes? 135 00:09:47,893 --> 00:09:49,812 Very good. 136 00:10:03,075 --> 00:10:05,037 - Good night, son. - Good night. Ma. 137 00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:18,426 15, hut! 138 00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:20,345 Come on! Tour! 139 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:24,225 The coach tells me that he is gifted. 140 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:26,143 So that? 141 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,229 To play receiver. 142 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:31,232 Maybe I'll gain a little weight. 143 00:10:31,274 --> 00:10:33,234 I could be a jockey. 144 00:10:33,276 --> 00:10:35,236 I'm kidding! 145 00:10:35,277 --> 00:10:37,238 Either protect or tackle, perhaps, it is the same. 146 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,242 Good, good, good. 147 00:10:39,283 --> 00:10:41,244 At one, set! 35, hut! 148 00:10:41,285 --> 00:10:44,495 - Come on! Come on! Come on! - Okay, Billy, Billy over there! 149 00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:49,585 - Catch the ball, Billy! - I hate this game! 150 00:10:49,627 --> 00:10:53,006 Billy! Could you come back and practice? 151 00:10:53,048 --> 00:10:56,093 Why do you have to practice? He is gifted. 152 00:10:56,135 --> 00:10:59,555 Let's go get some beers. 153 00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:01,556 -How is work going? - Good. 154 00:11:01,598 --> 00:11:03,600 Aren't you tired of him? 155 00:11:03,642 --> 00:11:05,811 No, Sal and I, we had a lot of fun. 156 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:10,317 Still, Danny, you've been driving that van for what, 15 years... 157 00:11:10,358 --> 00:11:12,485 carrying things, transporting criminals, 158 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:14,488 you deserve better. 159 00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:16,489 I don't want something better. 160 00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:19,243 I am a close friend of John Burroughs, your superintendent. 161 00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:21,244 We play golf every Sunday. 162 00:11:21,286 --> 00:11:24,332 Just tell me, and I can make you transfer to Florida. 163 00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:26,584 - No, I don't want to go there. - Come on, Danny. 164 00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:30,172 You and mom can have that condo in front of the sea you were talking about. 165 00:11:30,212 --> 00:11:32,173 I don't want to go to Florida. 166 00:11:32,215 --> 00:11:34,176 I'm not ready to retire yet, okay? 167 00:11:34,217 --> 00:11:36,178 Good. 168 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:38,179 - Say the word. - Fine, thanks. 169 00:11:38,221 --> 00:11:40,350 This is not funny for you. 170 00:11:40,391 --> 00:11:42,352 Oh, it gives Patrick a headache. 171 00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:44,603 He never had headaches. when he lived with me. 172 00:11:44,645 --> 00:11:47,230 So how is mom? She looks tired. 173 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:50,610 Does she need a change, you know? 174 00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:52,612 A different environment. 175 00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:55,198 Susan and I should take her for a while. 176 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,868 Would they do it? 177 00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:01,246 - Yes, but she would hate it. - Maybe not. 178 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,874 I think she is happy at home. 179 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:05,877 You know, where we grew up, 180 00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:09,590 where she and dad lived, where she knew everyone. 181 00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:12,008 And where I can take care of her, yes? 182 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:14,012 Well, yes, that too, then what? 183 00:12:14,053 --> 00:12:16,555 I mean, you make her happy, Dan. 184 00:12:16,591 --> 00:12:19,641 - You are his favorite son. - Don't give me that. 185 00:12:19,683 --> 00:12:23,522 Plus you have your meals prepared, the clothes washed and the bed made. 186 00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:26,650 Believe me, you will never find a wife who does all that. 187 00:12:29,069 --> 00:12:30,905 You're a good lawyer, Patrick. 188 00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:33,198 A very good lawyer. 189 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,454 You know, maybe a gymnast. 190 00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:47,787 Good afternoon, Tom. 191 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:50,091 Good afternoon, Rose. Good afternoon, Danny. 192 00:12:53,136 --> 00:12:55,264 Ah, two more thirsty mouths. 193 00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:57,267 The usual, right? 194 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,269 - What do you suppose? - What is the score? 195 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,814 Boston wins by three. 196 00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:04,398 - Aw, God. - You didn't miss much. 197 00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:19,498 Three doubles. 198 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,793 Sorry guys, but no. I can serve you more. 199 00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:25,088 - Because? - They've had enough... 200 00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:27,132 and his friend there is very drunk. 201 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,260 Very drunk? Dying of thirst, he is. 202 00:13:29,302 --> 00:13:31,262 He hasn't moistened his lips in 24 hours. 203 00:13:31,304 --> 00:13:33,348 Frank... 204 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:36,601 you don't recognize your old friend, here? 205 00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:41,982 Holy Mother of God. 206 00:13:42,023 --> 00:13:44,985 - It's Tommy Bones! - So? 207 00:13:45,026 --> 00:13:46,987 He died yesterday. 208 00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:48,991 Get him out of here! 209 00:13:49,032 --> 00:13:52,034 We can explain it. Larry, explain it. 210 00:13:52,071 --> 00:13:54,578 One August, back in '58, 211 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,958 Jack and I, we did a promise to Tommy. 212 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,794 We swore we'd bring it back to O'Neill's. 213 00:14:00,836 --> 00:14:03,422 The night before I wake up, by one last Jameson. 214 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:06,134 For the trip. 215 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,135 Is it a sacred duty, then? 216 00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:10,555 - Oh, yes. - Oh, yes it is. 217 00:14:12,431 --> 00:14:14,434 Let it not be said... 218 00:14:14,471 --> 00:14:17,730 that an O'Neill broke a promise with a dead man. 219 00:14:21,107 --> 00:14:23,110 There will be three doubles! 220 00:14:23,151 --> 00:14:26,196 And if he takes them, They are on the house. 221 00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:30,993 Tomb robbers! Give it back! 222 00:14:31,035 --> 00:14:33,122 - After he has drunk. - Not now. 223 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,790 When he has drunk! 224 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,642 Look, there could be arrested you two! 225 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:39,669 They cannot enter a funeral home, steal a corpse... 226 00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:42,173 and take him to a tavern. What the hell is wrong with them? 227 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,301 - For God's sake! - What's going on here? 228 00:14:45,337 --> 00:14:47,303 Officer, these two idiots... 229 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,431 They sneaked into my funeral home and they took the body... 230 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,808 while my daughter Theresa He was on his coffee break. 231 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,561 Alright, you two are going to bring it back. 232 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,272 That is unless they decide file charges. 233 00:14:57,308 --> 00:15:00,568 No, I don't want to press charges. 234 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,571 Well, bring the body back. He can't drink, anyway. 235 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:06,199 What did you do, did you sew his lips? 236 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:09,285 That's enough. I want them to bring the man back. 237 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:12,204 Do you understand? And then they each go home. 238 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,852 Don't hit him. 239 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,262 Very good. 240 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,264 So that was Joey Luna? 241 00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:31,393 The one who has the living room Morgan Street? 242 00:15:31,434 --> 00:15:34,105 - Very good. - I guess it was his daughter. 243 00:15:34,146 --> 00:15:36,149 - She works for him. - Oh yeah? Doing what? 244 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:39,151 - Paint faces. - Faces of the dead? 245 00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:41,571 Couldn't find a job in cosmetics school. 246 00:15:41,612 --> 00:15:44,532 - Is she married? - No, you know how it is. 247 00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:46,868 The business she's in, scares the guys away. 248 00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:48,870 Oh, it could be, yes. 249 00:15:48,911 --> 00:15:51,999 - Why, are you interested? - No, just curiosity, that's all. 250 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,893 If you are, go for it. don't lose the time. Ask the girl out. 251 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,878 - No, no, no. - Why should I do it? 252 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,590 He is perfectly happy. Why ruin things? 253 00:15:59,632 --> 00:16:01,592 Don't listen to him, Danny boy. 254 00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:04,679 - Don't end up single like the two of us. - Speak for yourself! 255 00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:06,641 Danny is fine like this. 256 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:09,602 You don't have to go chasing people morbid of a funeral home... 257 00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:11,728 for a date. He can have something better than that. 258 00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:13,980 He doesn't have time for something better. 259 00:16:14,017 --> 00:16:15,501 All the good ones should be taken. 260 00:16:15,525 --> 00:16:17,485 Girls should chase him. 261 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:20,447 I can't believe this. I am giving sentimental advice... 262 00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:22,448 one widower and two singles. 263 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:24,451 A very experienced bachelor. 264 00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:26,911 Is being single considered an experience? 265 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,913 - I've already had my women. - Three. 266 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,059 I just haven't been enough stupid to get married. 267 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,043 You've never been very lucky. 268 00:16:33,085 --> 00:16:36,006 - All of them told me no. -If I had gotten married... 269 00:16:36,047 --> 00:16:39,133 - I wouldn't be where I am now. - In a tavern? 270 00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:41,219 Free, living like a king. 271 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,221 And you live like one. 272 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,223 I don't have to answer to anyone. 273 00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:49,144 I come and go as I please, I do what I want, when I want. 274 00:16:49,186 --> 00:16:51,856 Don't listen to him, Danny boy. Call that girl. 275 00:16:51,898 --> 00:16:54,150 Don't waste your life full of regrets. 276 00:18:43,135 --> 00:18:44,996 You missed cleaning it there. 277 00:18:47,231 --> 00:18:50,819 It was just a joke. I didn't mean to scare you. 278 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,738 No one is allowed back here. 279 00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:56,659 I'm sorry, I... 280 00:18:56,695 --> 00:18:58,577 is there any problem? 281 00:19:00,163 --> 00:19:02,289 No, no problem. 282 00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:05,626 Actually... 283 00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:08,881 I saw you at O'Neill's the other night 284 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,259 And, uh, 285 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,595 Well... 286 00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:20,392 I... 287 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:26,441 Don't you hate those uncomfortable things that... 288 00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:29,111 Do you ask yourself on a first date? 289 00:19:33,866 --> 00:19:36,035 I'm going to make it easy for you. 290 00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:39,121 I'll give you a list of possible excuses. 291 00:19:39,163 --> 00:19:41,832 Things I've heard a million times before. 292 00:19:41,869 --> 00:19:44,461 All you have to do that is to say yes or no. 293 00:19:44,503 --> 00:19:47,714 That way we both take off the pressure. 294 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,716 Is that okay with you? 295 00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,719 Yes. 296 00:19:51,761 --> 00:19:54,054 Well, okay. Here we go. 297 00:19:54,096 --> 00:19:57,099 Reasons why you can't go out with me on Saturday. 298 00:19:57,141 --> 00:20:00,229 - You're dating someone. - No. 299 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:03,649 - You have to get your wisdom teeth removed. - No. 300 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,109 - You have to wash your hair. - No. 301 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,111 - You go shopping. - No. 302 00:20:08,153 --> 00:20:11,532 You have to take care of the children neighbor, your nephews or nieces. 303 00:20:11,574 --> 00:20:14,452 - No. - You have to do the cleaning. 304 00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,579 No. 305 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,582 - Do you have to put gas in the car? - No. 306 00:20:19,623 --> 00:20:21,334 You have to shave your legs. 307 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:24,378 No. 308 00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:28,634 I think that covers almost everything. 309 00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:31,137 You forgot one thing. 310 00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:33,097 What thing? 311 00:20:33,138 --> 00:20:36,934 If someone dies, I must stay. 312 00:20:38,603 --> 00:20:42,565 Oh, sure, of course. Yes, that, yes, for sure. 313 00:20:44,151 --> 00:20:46,237 But no one has died yet. 314 00:20:48,239 --> 00:20:50,699 So, you are... Are you free? 315 00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:57,499 That's great! Great, thanks, okay. 316 00:20:57,541 --> 00:21:00,169 Marvelous. Thank you. 317 00:21:00,211 --> 00:21:02,671 How about 7:00? Shall I pick you up? 318 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:05,008 Where do you live? 319 00:21:05,044 --> 00:21:09,512 - Here. - With the corpses? 320 00:21:09,554 --> 00:21:13,099 My father and I have an apartment upstairs. 321 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:17,729 Oh sure, of course, it is very convenient. 322 00:21:18,773 --> 00:21:20,774 Yes, it would be. 323 00:21:20,816 --> 00:21:23,026 - So at 7:00? - If no one dies. 324 00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:25,320 If no one dies, of course. 325 00:21:25,361 --> 00:21:27,240 7:00. 326 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:33,621 Do you mean look Like Clark Gable? 327 00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:35,625 - Yes. - Did you do that? 328 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,625 Yes. 329 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:40,170 Wow! It's very good! That's talent. 330 00:21:40,212 --> 00:21:42,505 Yes, it's excellent! 331 00:21:42,547 --> 00:21:44,509 It is the living portrait. 332 00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,510 I didn't mean I live like that. 333 00:21:46,552 --> 00:21:49,431 I didn't mean alive, like the living. 334 00:21:49,473 --> 00:21:52,893 Sorry, I didn't mean... You know what I meant. 335 00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:55,770 Honestly... I'll see you at 7:00. 336 00:21:55,812 --> 00:21:57,939 - Good. - Great, great. 337 00:21:57,976 --> 00:21:59,942 I'll come here for you. 338 00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:03,280 I'll take these. I'm sorry... 339 00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:05,198 if I bored you 340 00:22:09,577 --> 00:22:12,289 Don't screw up this time, Theresa. 341 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,757 Yeah! 342 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,804 I'm sorry. Look, I was lucky there, with a girl. 343 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,350 I did not mean that. It's not what you're thinking. 344 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,852 She does everything there. 345 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,855 Not in that way. 346 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:37,483 But it probably had something to do with it. with this guy, for example. 347 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,947 I must go. 348 00:22:42,989 --> 00:22:45,408 - Can you believe this guy? - No. 349 00:22:49,163 --> 00:22:52,333 - Hello, Marty. Hello, Doug. - Hello. 350 00:23:02,552 --> 00:23:04,554 Rose? 351 00:23:04,595 --> 00:23:07,474 Rose, I'm trying again. 352 00:23:08,851 --> 00:23:11,603 Would you please accept these flowers? 353 00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:14,899 I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks. 354 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:17,401 You and I could get... 355 00:23:17,443 --> 00:23:19,404 - so happy. - Oh, forget it. 356 00:23:19,446 --> 00:23:22,574 Greeks are good lovers. 357 00:23:22,616 --> 00:23:25,536 And the Greeks never bathe. 358 00:23:25,577 --> 00:23:27,579 I bathe twice a day. 359 00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:30,207 And three times when I do my exercises. 360 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,585 Feel that stomach. Hard! 361 00:23:33,627 --> 00:23:36,047 Like an 18 year old guy. 362 00:23:36,089 --> 00:23:38,050 Come on, feel it. 363 00:23:38,086 --> 00:23:40,719 - I don't feel anything in yours. - Rose. 364 00:23:40,755 --> 00:23:43,721 Have you forgotten how sweet... 365 00:23:43,763 --> 00:23:46,224 It could be a romance. 366 00:23:46,266 --> 00:23:50,437 Come to my bed. You will never leave her. 367 00:23:52,356 --> 00:23:55,568 Have some respect! You are talking to a lady. 368 00:23:55,610 --> 00:23:57,779 I apologize. I speak with my heart... 369 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,780 and not with my head. 370 00:23:59,822 --> 00:24:02,659 A beautiful woman like you... 371 00:24:02,701 --> 00:24:05,621 It has that effect on me. 372 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,717 Danny. 373 00:24:17,759 --> 00:24:19,719 Where are you going dressed like that? 374 00:24:19,761 --> 00:24:21,638 I have a date, or something. 375 00:24:24,224 --> 00:24:26,978 That's your father's jacket. 376 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,689 It suits me pretty well, doesn't it? 377 00:24:33,275 --> 00:24:35,486 And your tie, just like your father. 378 00:24:35,528 --> 00:24:38,156 You always tie that big knot. 379 00:24:38,198 --> 00:24:40,159 Let's see. Now yes. 380 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,661 Oh, Danny, give these to your girl. 381 00:24:42,703 --> 00:24:46,540 Women love flowers. Some. 382 00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:49,919 Thank you. I must go. 383 00:24:51,421 --> 00:24:53,340 Oh, he has a girl. 384 00:24:56,885 --> 00:24:59,096 You're lucky. 385 00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:16,531 I hope you don't mind coming here. 386 00:25:16,567 --> 00:25:19,201 I wanted to take you somewhere especially on our first date. 387 00:25:24,331 --> 00:25:28,045 Danny, do you want me to turn it on? the dashboard lights? 388 00:25:28,087 --> 00:25:31,257 Do you want to see the board on? It's something very nice. 389 00:25:31,298 --> 00:25:34,508 - Yes. - Just give it, Leo! 390 00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:36,762 Good! 391 00:25:47,565 --> 00:25:49,317 It's fabulous! 392 00:26:00,788 --> 00:26:02,707 Beautiful, huh? 393 00:26:07,211 --> 00:26:10,674 - Thanks, Leo! - You're welcome, Danny! 394 00:26:13,886 --> 00:26:17,098 It's a shame they're going to throw this whole place down. 395 00:26:24,355 --> 00:26:28,360 Leo, he's been here... 396 00:26:28,402 --> 00:26:31,697 God, almost since I can remember. Great guy! 397 00:26:33,949 --> 00:26:36,409 It lets me in all the times that I want. 398 00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,664 Sometimes it's good to be a police officer. 399 00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:42,792 Oh yes. 400 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:50,467 My brother had his bachelor party here. 401 00:26:52,385 --> 00:26:55,681 It was great! We played baseball all night. 402 00:26:55,723 --> 00:26:59,227 We had barrels at the bases, so every time a guy made a hit... 403 00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:02,606 and arrived at the base, you had to nail you a pint. 404 00:27:02,642 --> 00:27:06,401 So the whole night was hit, gulp, hit, gulp, hit, gulp. 405 00:27:06,442 --> 00:27:08,403 The whole night was like this! 406 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,491 It was great... In the morning, okay... 407 00:27:11,532 --> 00:27:13,493 the Sox came out, They had a game that day. 408 00:27:13,535 --> 00:27:17,205 When they left here there were 20 Irish drunks all over the playing field. 409 00:27:18,623 --> 00:27:20,625 It was a disaster! 410 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:23,503 Guys were throwing up everywhere. Oh, God. 411 00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:25,505 It was very fun. 412 00:27:25,547 --> 00:27:27,674 I think I told you the wrong story. 413 00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:29,510 I shouldn't have mentioned her. 414 00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:32,614 It's a bad story to tell in one first date It's not a good story. 415 00:27:32,638 --> 00:27:34,849 Sorry, that was a bad story. 416 00:27:34,891 --> 00:27:37,477 It was fun, but not good to tell it to you. 417 00:27:37,513 --> 00:27:39,396 I'm sorry about that. 418 00:27:40,856 --> 00:27:43,817 I've talked excessively all night. 419 00:27:43,859 --> 00:27:47,404 Gee, I'm sorry. Why do you talk about yourself for a while? 420 00:27:49,991 --> 00:27:51,951 - I? - Yes. 421 00:27:53,285 --> 00:27:55,288 You don't want to hear about me. 422 00:27:55,329 --> 00:27:57,708 - Yes I want. - It's boring. 423 00:27:57,749 --> 00:27:59,667 No, come on! 424 00:28:02,045 --> 00:28:04,340 Like what? 425 00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:07,676 Like anything, I don't know how... 426 00:28:07,712 --> 00:28:09,762 what is your favorite color, 427 00:28:09,803 --> 00:28:11,806 what are you going to do with your life, 428 00:28:11,848 --> 00:28:14,476 how many brothers and sisters do you have? 429 00:28:14,512 --> 00:28:16,395 I don't mind. Seriously, none of that. 430 00:28:23,944 --> 00:28:26,363 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put you in trouble. 431 00:28:29,701 --> 00:28:31,703 Sky blue. 432 00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:34,289 As? 433 00:28:34,331 --> 00:28:37,376 My favorite color is light blue. 434 00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:43,758 It is a very pretty color. 435 00:28:43,799 --> 00:28:46,386 Celeste, yes. 436 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,018 It's terrible. 437 00:28:55,604 --> 00:29:00,192 It's a shame they go to tear down all this. 438 00:29:07,158 --> 00:29:09,161 Was everything okay at dinner? 439 00:29:09,202 --> 00:29:11,078 It was good. 440 00:29:12,246 --> 00:29:14,208 But you didn't eat much. 441 00:29:16,001 --> 00:29:17,919 It was very good. Thank you. 442 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,842 The chicken was a little greasy, wasn't it? 443 00:29:23,135 --> 00:29:25,345 No. 444 00:29:25,385 --> 00:29:27,889 It's not that late. Do you want to go have a drink? 445 00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:30,016 Be careful. 446 00:29:30,058 --> 00:29:32,019 No, I... 447 00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:35,314 I have to work in the morning. 448 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:38,025 - Did someone die? - Two people. 449 00:29:38,066 --> 00:29:40,362 - Great day, huh? - Yes. 450 00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:45,616 Well... 451 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:48,954 good night 452 00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:52,791 Good night. 453 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,756 Good night. 454 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,597 Danny. 455 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,892 Yeah? 456 00:30:13,522 --> 00:30:15,483 Is everything all right? 457 00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:19,320 Are you OK? 458 00:30:19,356 --> 00:30:22,908 I had a wonderful time tonight. 459 00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:25,285 Yeah? 460 00:30:25,327 --> 00:30:27,329 I know it seems not. 461 00:30:27,371 --> 00:30:29,622 It seems like you want to be on another planet. 462 00:30:29,658 --> 00:30:31,625 It's not like that. 463 00:30:31,662 --> 00:30:34,545 Look I know I talk a lot sometimes, and I apologize... 464 00:30:34,587 --> 00:30:36,547 No, it's not you. 465 00:30:36,589 --> 00:30:38,675 It's me. 466 00:30:38,716 --> 00:30:41,637 You? 467 00:30:41,679 --> 00:30:44,681 I have this thing. 468 00:30:46,641 --> 00:30:48,561 What thing? 469 00:30:49,812 --> 00:30:51,814 I have this... 470 00:30:51,856 --> 00:30:54,024 something like introversion. 471 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,779 Introverted? That means you're shy. 472 00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:59,948 No, she's worse than shy. 473 00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:04,035 I think it doesn't help to pass eight hours a day... 474 00:31:04,077 --> 00:31:05,997 with people who don't respond to you. 475 00:31:07,123 --> 00:31:10,167 No, I think not. 476 00:31:10,209 --> 00:31:13,380 But I'm trying to get over it. 477 00:31:13,422 --> 00:31:16,382 To beat him. 478 00:31:16,424 --> 00:31:19,135 And it's not easy, but if you you could only... 479 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,595 put up with me like this and maybe give me another chance, 480 00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:24,141 I think I'm going to improve a lot... 481 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:27,061 because I feel... 482 00:31:27,098 --> 00:31:29,772 very comfortable with you. 483 00:31:29,814 --> 00:31:32,525 And I would really like to go out with you again. 484 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:36,404 If you wanted, you know, 485 00:31:36,446 --> 00:31:39,617 go out with me again. 486 00:31:39,659 --> 00:31:41,618 I would love to see you again. 487 00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:43,996 - Yeah? - Are you crazy? 488 00:31:44,033 --> 00:31:45,914 I did not mean that. 489 00:31:47,124 --> 00:31:49,126 That's good. It's fabulous. 490 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:51,755 Yeah! That's great. 491 00:31:55,132 --> 00:31:58,512 There is a waterfall, about 20 miles from St. Pete. 492 00:32:00,514 --> 00:32:03,099 - Is that you, Danny? - Yes, ma. 493 00:32:03,136 --> 00:32:05,562 -How was your date? - Nice, very nice. 494 00:32:05,603 --> 00:32:08,306 Did they spend the whole night talking about corpses? 495 00:32:08,347 --> 00:32:10,066 No, we don't talk about work. 496 00:32:10,103 --> 00:32:13,111 What are you doing here so late? Did Susan kick you out of your house? 497 00:32:13,153 --> 00:32:15,113 He has a surprise for you. 498 00:32:15,155 --> 00:32:17,490 Oh yes? What's that? 499 00:32:17,532 --> 00:32:19,826 You move to Florida. 500 00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:21,828 What me what? 501 00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:23,998 You and mom. You're moving to St. Pete. 502 00:32:24,035 --> 00:32:26,334 I played 18 with Burroughs yesterday... 503 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:29,086 he agreed to transfer you to a Florida police station. 504 00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,466 Because? Why now? 505 00:32:33,508 --> 00:32:37,304 I needed an investment. I was thinking about what we talked about. 506 00:32:37,345 --> 00:32:39,306 And Danny, you are absolutely right. 507 00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:41,308 Mom needs a change of scenery. 508 00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:43,478 Yes, and what about me? 509 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,938 Maybe I'm not ready to leave Chicago. 510 00:32:45,975 --> 00:32:47,899 You'll want to leave Chicago at some point. 511 00:32:47,941 --> 00:32:51,027 So what difference does it make? If that happens a couple of years before? 512 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:53,404 Why didn't you tell me first? 513 00:32:54,531 --> 00:32:56,533 I wanted to surprise you. 514 00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:59,495 It's a surprise, very good. Also It is being run over by a bus. 515 00:32:59,537 --> 00:33:01,372 Now be nice. 516 00:33:01,409 --> 00:33:04,082 This is costing Patrick a lot of money. 517 00:33:07,044 --> 00:33:09,047 Look, I don't want to puncture your balloon... 518 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:11,067 but I would like to be included in a decision... 519 00:33:11,091 --> 00:33:14,262 It's going to affect the rest of my life. - Hey, Danny, 520 00:33:14,304 --> 00:33:16,389 this is going to be great for all of us. 521 00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:19,724 Yes, well, but it's not you the one who moves 522 00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:21,936 Have you thought about mom? 523 00:33:21,972 --> 00:33:23,938 All his relatives live there. 524 00:33:23,974 --> 00:33:25,982 Think how happy he will be. 525 00:33:26,024 --> 00:33:28,664 And you won't have to worry about he slips and falls on the ice... 526 00:33:28,693 --> 00:33:32,532 and breaks his hip. Or if you fish a pneumonia from that terrible wind. 527 00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:34,533 Yes. 528 00:33:34,575 --> 00:33:36,535 Or get ahead the door of a taxi... 529 00:33:36,576 --> 00:33:38,972 because she is too stubborn to buy a pair of glasses. 530 00:33:38,996 --> 00:33:41,583 - You're right. -Danny, 531 00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:43,918 you should have seen his face when I told him. 532 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,422 - Really? - 20 years only... 533 00:33:47,464 --> 00:33:49,342 They vanished. 534 00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:12,700 - Where is the cold meat? - Department 603. 535 00:34:12,742 --> 00:34:14,720 The elevator is broken therefore they're going to have to... 536 00:34:14,744 --> 00:34:16,705 lower the body down the stairs. 537 00:34:16,746 --> 00:34:18,349 Son of a bitch! 538 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:21,001 Carriers. I don't do that Not even for all the money in the world. 539 00:34:22,251 --> 00:34:24,797 So, did you go to bed, or what? 540 00:34:24,838 --> 00:34:27,257 No, no, it was just a date. 541 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:30,010 - What's it called? -Theresa. 542 00:34:30,046 --> 00:34:32,847 Theresa. The adorable Theresa! 543 00:34:32,884 --> 00:34:34,599 Could you stop with that? 544 00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:36,643 So was she good in bed, or what? 545 00:34:36,685 --> 00:34:38,603 Could you please stop? 546 00:34:38,645 --> 00:34:41,898 Speaking of which... oh my back! 547 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:43,984 Damn elevator! 548 00:34:44,026 --> 00:34:47,488 I'm not taking this guy up 6 floors Down the stairs, I'm telling you. 549 00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:50,171 What do you want us to do, throw it away rolling down the stairs? 550 00:34:52,035 --> 00:34:53,953 One second. 551 00:34:57,081 --> 00:34:58,942 Look at this! 552 00:35:05,006 --> 00:35:07,344 Hey, Sal. 553 00:35:07,385 --> 00:35:09,344 - Yes. - About the football game. 554 00:35:09,386 --> 00:35:11,388 Oh yeah, I'm really excited. 555 00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:14,183 Seating at the 50 yard line. Great location. 556 00:35:14,219 --> 00:35:17,688 We can hook up a few good ones autographs from the sideline. 557 00:35:17,729 --> 00:35:20,024 Yeah, um, I can't go. 558 00:35:20,065 --> 00:35:22,484 That? It's not bingo night, is it? 559 00:35:22,526 --> 00:35:26,279 No, I promised Theresa that I would take her to the ballet. 560 00:35:26,321 --> 00:35:28,240 To ballet, huh? 561 00:35:28,282 --> 00:35:31,995 - Mastered. - Sorry? 562 00:35:32,036 --> 00:35:34,748 Look, I don't give a shit that match. 563 00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,042 It's you who worries me. 564 00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,044 - I? - Yes. 565 00:35:39,086 --> 00:35:42,298 Hey, don't you go get serious and fall in love with that girl, okay? 566 00:35:42,339 --> 00:35:44,800 Why, what's wrong with that? 567 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:47,719 Well you know, you should leave more Options open, Danny. 568 00:35:47,756 --> 00:35:51,224 That's all. Smarty-pants, have you broken a period of drought, right? 569 00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:53,561 So maybe you are on a roll, that's all. 570 00:35:53,602 --> 00:35:55,621 You know, you should ask out some other girls. 571 00:35:55,645 --> 00:35:58,356 A sample of other flavors. That's what I would do, 572 00:35:58,393 --> 00:36:01,319 Do you know what I want to tell you? Otherwise, you will be trapped. 573 00:36:01,354 --> 00:36:03,320 believe me, 574 00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,281 It's miserable. 575 00:36:06,657 --> 00:36:08,619 Huh? 576 00:36:09,661 --> 00:36:11,663 Well, we have it. 577 00:36:12,956 --> 00:36:14,874 Very good. 578 00:36:16,877 --> 00:36:18,963 Aw, shit! 579 00:36:22,717 --> 00:36:25,346 - What will we do now? - I think we have to bring him back. 580 00:36:25,387 --> 00:36:27,722 I'm not bringing him back. It's tremendously heavy! 581 00:36:27,763 --> 00:36:29,849 What do you suggest we do? 582 00:36:29,891 --> 00:36:32,226 - Cut the hose. - Cut the hose? 583 00:36:32,268 --> 00:36:34,230 - Yes, let's drop it. - On the ground? 584 00:36:34,271 --> 00:36:36,232 - Yes. - A fall like that can kill a guy. 585 00:36:36,274 --> 00:36:39,068 He's dead, for God's sake! You won't feel anything. 586 00:36:39,110 --> 00:36:41,195 - I don't think it's a very good idea. - Why not? 587 00:36:41,236 --> 00:36:43,614 Well, first, look at that one crowd down there. 588 00:36:43,656 --> 00:36:45,783 Maybe you're right. 589 00:36:45,825 --> 00:36:47,952 So let's just turn it up. 590 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,544 Oh shit. 591 00:36:57,380 --> 00:37:00,299 Sometimes it's not good to be a police officer. 592 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:14,648 - How much does it cost? - It costs $790 plus taxes. 593 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,363 I take it. 594 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,324 Oh, good. 595 00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:28,373 Is there a payment plan in installments? 596 00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:30,540 - Oh, yes sir. - Hmm. 597 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,043 - Good. - Of course, the suit must stay here. 598 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,962 Oh, sure. I knew it. 599 00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:38,716 I guess the suit can't be rented. 600 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:40,719 No, sir, not in this business. 601 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,889 - I was joking. I knew it. - Yes. 602 00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:46,224 Yes, no, I'll take it. I like it a lot. 603 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:49,394 - He has a good line. - It suits you very well, sir. 604 00:37:49,431 --> 00:37:51,897 - Not so flashy, huh? - No no. 605 00:37:51,934 --> 00:37:54,234 - He's very conservative. - Yes, that's me. 606 00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:57,028 I am very conservative. 607 00:37:57,070 --> 00:37:59,156 - Then naturally I would go, you know... - Yes. 608 00:37:59,197 --> 00:38:01,157 For a more conservative look. 609 00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:03,368 It looks a lot like a bank. 610 00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:06,037 Really? Banking. 611 00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:08,208 Yes. 612 00:38:08,249 --> 00:38:11,002 Good day. How much do you want to withdraw today? 613 00:38:13,045 --> 00:38:16,967 $790. 614 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,968 - Forward. - Very good. 615 00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:21,555 Don't forget to say thank you. 616 00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:24,391 - Do you want some candy? - Yes, as many as we can. 617 00:38:24,433 --> 00:38:26,394 I'm coming. 618 00:38:26,436 --> 00:38:29,730 Trick or treat. 619 00:38:29,772 --> 00:38:32,399 Tell your parents that these are from Rose Muldoon. 620 00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:36,154 - Cooked in your own kitchen. - Fine, thanks. 621 00:38:36,195 --> 00:38:39,532 - Bye bye. - Bye bye. 622 00:38:39,574 --> 00:38:42,370 - Where are you dressed this well? - I'm going on a date. 623 00:38:42,411 --> 00:38:45,206 - Since when? - Since last week when I told you. 624 00:38:45,247 --> 00:38:47,332 - You didn't. - I did it too. 625 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:50,419 I told you that this Saturday night I would take Theresa to the ballet. 626 00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:52,422 Oh, I would remember. 627 00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:54,632 And who is going to help me with these apples now? 628 00:38:54,674 --> 00:38:56,635 Come on, Ma, you can do it yourself. 629 00:38:56,676 --> 00:38:58,637 We only have about 50 sleepers. 630 00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:00,639 Do you think I'm going to attend that door alone? 631 00:39:00,681 --> 00:39:03,600 What if a drug addict comes? dressed as Frankenstein? 632 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:06,561 Or a rapist dressed like Elmer Fudd? 633 00:39:06,603 --> 00:39:08,898 Well, I'll tell you what to do, ma. 634 00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:11,401 You take a look out the window. And if Elmer Fudd is... 635 00:39:11,442 --> 00:39:14,070 higher than tulle, You don't let him in. 636 00:39:17,074 --> 00:39:20,869 We always give away apples together for Halloween. 637 00:39:20,911 --> 00:39:23,455 You must have a certain kind of affection for this girl. 638 00:39:23,497 --> 00:39:27,335 New suit. Ballet. So much elegance. 639 00:39:27,377 --> 00:39:31,339 Theresa turned out to be a very good girl, Ma. 640 00:39:31,381 --> 00:39:32,715 Is she Irish? 641 00:39:34,384 --> 00:39:36,553 No. No, it's not. 642 00:39:36,595 --> 00:39:40,181 She is... She is Italian. 643 00:39:40,223 --> 00:39:42,811 - To Guinea? - Oh, Ma. 644 00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:45,939 Oh at least tell me that Isn't she Sicilian, please? 645 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,611 She's Sicilian, Ma. 646 00:39:53,405 --> 00:39:56,866 - Black Death. - Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 647 00:39:56,908 --> 00:40:00,079 How many times have I told you keep you away from those Sicilians? 648 00:40:00,116 --> 00:40:03,207 They will take your guts out if they believe that you have stolen a penny from them. 649 00:40:03,249 --> 00:40:05,793 I have to get out of here. 650 00:40:05,835 --> 00:40:09,048 And who started that from La Cosa Nostra? 651 00:40:09,088 --> 00:40:12,718 The Sicilians. Who invented prostitution, drugs, gambling? 652 00:40:12,759 --> 00:40:15,554 The Sicilians. My father used to always say... 653 00:40:20,059 --> 00:40:22,579 I know, I know. "I'd rather spend the whole eternity in Hell... 654 00:40:22,603 --> 00:40:24,563 to shake hands with a Sicilian". 655 00:40:24,605 --> 00:40:27,067 - Remember that tonight. - I will do that. 656 00:40:27,109 --> 00:40:29,903 I must go. Have a happy Halloween, Ma. 657 00:40:29,945 --> 00:40:32,322 You too. 658 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:37,703 There will be many Irish girls beautiful in Florida. 659 00:40:54,179 --> 00:40:57,141 -Sometimes it's good to be a police officer. - Yes. 660 00:41:15,443 --> 00:41:16,729 Wait. 661 00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:22,752 Aww. Look at that. 662 00:41:22,794 --> 00:41:25,380 What a beautiful dress. 663 00:41:25,422 --> 00:41:27,841 Aren't we scary? 664 00:41:29,134 --> 00:41:31,137 Trick or treat! 665 00:41:31,178 --> 00:41:33,222 Now shut up and get inside! 666 00:41:33,263 --> 00:41:36,018 Damn drug addict! 667 00:41:36,055 --> 00:41:39,729 If my son were here would shoot. I would shoot you to kill! 668 00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:43,860 Does your mother know what you do for a living? 669 00:41:56,413 --> 00:41:58,416 Danny. 670 00:41:58,452 --> 00:42:02,713 I hope your distinguished ballet has been worth it. 671 00:42:07,885 --> 00:42:10,721 I'll be back. 672 00:42:33,621 --> 00:42:35,625 I'm sorry. 673 00:42:35,661 --> 00:42:37,709 - Is everything okay? - Yes. 674 00:42:37,751 --> 00:42:39,628 I had to talk to my mom. 675 00:42:40,713 --> 00:42:42,630 Oh. 676 00:43:38,067 --> 00:43:41,154 - I would like to be a makeup artist on Broadway. - Really? 677 00:43:41,196 --> 00:43:43,382 - Maybe I'll give New York a chance. - Why not, you know? 678 00:43:43,406 --> 00:43:45,366 If you think about that, what I do every day... 679 00:43:45,408 --> 00:43:47,703 It's like theater. I mean, 680 00:43:47,743 --> 00:43:50,455 you have this person on display in front of everyone. 681 00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:52,665 - You have to give them a good look. - Of course. 682 00:43:53,793 --> 00:43:55,795 That's why when someone dies, 683 00:43:55,831 --> 00:43:58,839 The first thing I do is figure out What celebrity are they going to see? 684 00:43:58,881 --> 00:44:01,549 Then I fix the corpse to make it look like that. 685 00:44:01,591 --> 00:44:03,553 - He's a talent. - It's good practice. 686 00:44:03,595 --> 00:44:06,639 I haven't had any complaints of relatives. 687 00:44:06,681 --> 00:44:09,309 Until now. 688 00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:14,256 This is a plan to get out of the house. 689 00:45:14,297 --> 00:45:16,425 I don't like. I don't like being used. 690 00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:18,425 You are not being used. 691 00:45:18,467 --> 00:45:21,930 Patrick and Susan just want to pass some time alone with you, that's all. 692 00:45:21,972 --> 00:45:24,349 and you want to pass some time alone with that girl. 693 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:26,351 I just want to have a nice dinner with her. 694 00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:29,982 All the silverware she uses, Clean it twice and rinse it very hard. 695 00:45:30,023 --> 00:45:33,776 Those Sicilian microbes stick to your forks like glue. 696 00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:35,778 Why don't you take her out to dinner? 697 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,781 Because I want to cook. 698 00:45:37,823 --> 00:45:40,301 Ha. Eat what you cook, then It will be a very short romance. 699 00:45:40,325 --> 00:45:42,286 Well, I learned from the best. 700 00:45:42,328 --> 00:45:44,788 I'm kidding! I'm kidding! 701 00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:47,458 - Nick the Greek asked me out. - Yeah? Are you going? 702 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,877 I told him I'd consider it. if he did something for me. 703 00:45:49,919 --> 00:45:51,879 - Yes, like what? - Watch the house. 704 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,716 - Watch the house? Because? - Tell me when that girl leaves. 705 00:45:54,757 --> 00:45:57,052 If she didn't leave for that 1:00, Nick will tell me. 706 00:45:57,094 --> 00:45:59,054 That? 707 00:45:59,096 --> 00:46:01,390 Why would you do that? 708 00:46:01,431 --> 00:46:03,727 I watch out for criminals more dangerous Chicago. 709 00:46:03,769 --> 00:46:05,727 I think I can take care of my own life. 710 00:46:05,769 --> 00:46:08,272 There are bars between you and those prisoners. 711 00:46:08,309 --> 00:46:10,274 Nick! Don't forget it. 712 00:46:10,310 --> 00:46:12,319 - Hello, Ma. - Hello. 713 00:46:12,361 --> 00:46:14,530 - Good luck, Danny. - Thank you. 714 00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:24,790 Nick, how could you do this to me? 715 00:46:24,832 --> 00:46:28,795 I'm a lonely guy, Danny. 716 00:46:28,837 --> 00:46:31,090 In love with a woman who... 717 00:46:31,131 --> 00:46:33,258 he despises me. 718 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,097 I'm... I'm desperate. 719 00:46:38,138 --> 00:46:40,807 But don't worry. 720 00:46:40,849 --> 00:46:43,602 I won't let my grief... 721 00:46:43,644 --> 00:46:46,898 interfere with your opportunities to love 722 00:46:48,191 --> 00:46:50,944 As far as I'm concerned, that girl... 723 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:55,616 will leave this house tonight at 11:35 P.M. 724 00:46:55,658 --> 00:46:59,036 sharp. 725 00:47:01,414 --> 00:47:03,417 I owe you one, Nick. 726 00:47:12,801 --> 00:47:14,803 Oh! God! 727 00:47:43,751 --> 00:47:46,713 A little more. 728 00:47:54,763 --> 00:47:58,351 - Son of a bitch! - Hello. 729 00:47:58,388 --> 00:48:01,020 Hello. 730 00:48:02,355 --> 00:48:05,067 The door was open, so I thought I could get in. 731 00:48:05,109 --> 00:48:08,195 Well, sure, yeah. 732 00:48:08,237 --> 00:48:10,822 Is everything all right? 733 00:48:10,863 --> 00:48:13,618 Not really. 734 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:16,538 I just destroyed dinner. 735 00:48:19,082 --> 00:48:21,252 Mom usually cooks. 736 00:48:21,294 --> 00:48:23,420 I'm really not that hungry. 737 00:48:23,457 --> 00:48:25,338 Really? 738 00:48:27,257 --> 00:48:29,217 Good. 739 00:48:30,844 --> 00:48:33,139 Very good. 740 00:48:33,181 --> 00:48:35,600 And this, of course, It's my bedroom. 741 00:48:36,726 --> 00:48:38,687 I would really have to decorate it. 742 00:48:38,729 --> 00:48:40,855 It's starting to look like the cave of an old elk. 743 00:48:40,897 --> 00:48:43,358 - It's cute. - Oh, and what is this? 744 00:48:45,569 --> 00:48:47,488 The employee probably left it. 745 00:48:49,782 --> 00:48:53,203 You were planning this. 746 00:48:55,121 --> 00:48:58,791 No, I wasn't planning anything. 747 00:48:58,828 --> 00:49:02,337 I didn't expect you to come in here and, you know... 748 00:49:02,379 --> 00:49:06,759 you interrupted... no. No, I didn't want to to say that, I meant... 749 00:49:06,801 --> 00:49:09,762 something was planned. Something very small. 750 00:49:09,799 --> 00:49:11,931 You know, only up to here. 751 00:49:14,851 --> 00:49:16,978 Alright. I told my father... 752 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:19,523 I was going to spend the night at a friend's house. 753 00:49:22,026 --> 00:49:24,029 Oh really? 754 00:49:24,065 --> 00:49:25,946 Yes. 755 00:49:27,072 --> 00:49:29,241 Hey, that's great. 756 00:49:41,380 --> 00:49:44,215 What's that? 757 00:49:44,257 --> 00:49:47,887 Oh, it's silly, you know, really. 758 00:49:47,929 --> 00:49:49,890 What is that, it's just... 759 00:49:49,931 --> 00:49:51,891 It's just Catholic guilt about that matter. 760 00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:54,019 It's exactly that. 761 00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:56,231 I'm sorry. 762 00:49:58,148 --> 00:50:00,067 Now, you're saying something about... 763 00:50:29,557 --> 00:50:31,559 Good day! Time to wake up. 764 00:50:31,601 --> 00:50:33,729 Come on, the sun is shining. 765 00:50:33,770 --> 00:50:36,690 - It's breakfast. - Did you make me breakfast? 766 00:50:36,732 --> 00:50:38,943 Well, something like that, yes. It's a very burnt toast... 767 00:50:38,985 --> 00:50:40,945 and an ugly tea. 768 00:50:40,987 --> 00:50:43,448 - Oh! - The tea bag broke. 769 00:50:43,490 --> 00:50:46,409 I think there are many seeds and twigs in there. 770 00:50:46,450 --> 00:50:48,411 No, that's so sweet. 771 00:50:48,453 --> 00:50:50,998 Well, I wouldn't eat it, I don't know. 772 00:51:00,175 --> 00:51:03,052 Oh, what time did that girl leave? 773 00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:06,473 11:35 pm, sharp. 774 00:51:06,515 --> 00:51:09,476 Hey, hey! 775 00:51:09,518 --> 00:51:11,770 We have a date, huh? 776 00:51:13,105 --> 00:51:16,567 I'm busy this week. Talk to me next week. 777 00:51:16,609 --> 00:51:18,569 Rose! Hey Rose! 778 00:51:18,606 --> 00:51:21,071 A promise is a promise. Hey! 779 00:51:23,075 --> 00:51:25,702 Damn women. 780 00:51:27,913 --> 00:51:31,834 - Danny? - Oh my God, it's my mom! 781 00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:33,836 - Hurry up, let's go! - Where am I going to go? 782 00:51:33,878 --> 00:51:35,437 You have to hide, hide, hide. 783 00:51:35,438 --> 00:51:36,438 Where? 784 00:51:36,479 --> 00:51:39,383 No, not here! There, there! 785 00:51:39,426 --> 00:51:42,471 - Where? - Just wait there. Don't say anything. 786 00:51:42,507 --> 00:51:44,473 Danny? 787 00:51:44,510 --> 00:51:47,017 - My clothes! - Clothes, you already have clothes. 788 00:51:47,059 --> 00:51:49,019 What is she doing at home now? 789 00:51:49,061 --> 00:51:52,522 - Danny, I'm here. - Oh! Ma! 790 00:51:52,564 --> 00:51:54,525 What are you doing at home so early? 791 00:51:54,566 --> 00:51:56,820 I took the early train before for everyone to wake up. 792 00:51:56,862 --> 00:51:58,738 Oh, good. 793 00:52:05,788 --> 00:52:08,582 - What is that for? - To keep your promise. 794 00:52:08,624 --> 00:52:12,295 Nick said that Dago girl He left here at 11:35... 795 00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:14,005 o'clock. - Dago Girl? 796 00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:16,967 Oh yeah, I almost forgot. 797 00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:19,343 I'll go to my room and unpack my bags. 798 00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:21,429 Well, why don't you do that? 799 00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:32,484 - What is this? - It's a hat. It's a hat. 800 00:52:32,525 --> 00:52:35,820 - Sacrilegious! - Wait, I will! I'll do that! 801 00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:38,572 Don't do that when I can do it, when I could have done it. 802 00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:42,411 What the hell is wrong with you? 803 00:52:42,448 --> 00:52:45,623 Nothing. Nothing. 804 00:52:45,665 --> 00:52:49,003 - Didn't you sleep well? - But. No, I didn't. 805 00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:51,003 we should buy from you a new mattress. 806 00:52:51,045 --> 00:52:53,423 Oh, good idea. Very good idea. 807 00:52:53,465 --> 00:52:56,009 Yes, that's what we have to do. 808 00:52:57,386 --> 00:52:59,347 Well, let's go. Hurry up. 809 00:53:00,932 --> 00:53:03,476 - Can you hurry up? - I'm hurrying. 810 00:53:05,513 --> 00:53:08,272 I am 38 years old. I don't need this. 811 00:53:09,523 --> 00:53:11,693 I'm getting chest pain. Hurry up, yeah? 812 00:53:11,735 --> 00:53:15,739 - So that was your mother, huh? - Yes, it was her. 813 00:53:15,781 --> 00:53:18,575 - What do you think? - Dago Girl? 814 00:53:18,617 --> 00:53:21,327 Oh, that. She has a vocabulary very eccentric. 815 00:53:21,369 --> 00:53:23,330 If I had known that you were in the room... 816 00:53:23,372 --> 00:53:25,375 I would never have said it, believe me. 817 00:53:25,416 --> 00:53:28,127 You look very good, by the way. 818 00:53:42,685 --> 00:53:44,687 Hello. 819 00:53:44,729 --> 00:53:47,065 I'll be down in a minute and I'll make you something for breakfast. 820 00:53:48,483 --> 00:53:50,485 Oh, that will be very good. 821 00:53:53,155 --> 00:53:55,073 Yes, a small breakfast. 822 00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:12,384 - Bye bye. - Bye bye. 823 00:54:33,198 --> 00:54:35,451 Mom, promise me you'll behave in the best way. 824 00:54:35,493 --> 00:54:37,495 - Oh, I will, I will. - Fine, thanks. 825 00:54:43,918 --> 00:54:46,087 There it is. 826 00:54:47,171 --> 00:54:49,174 Where are your breasts? 827 00:54:49,216 --> 00:54:51,177 - That? - She doesn't have breasts. 828 00:54:51,219 --> 00:54:53,513 Did you have any kind of operation? 829 00:54:53,554 --> 00:54:56,807 She's fine. It's her dress. The neckline is a little big, that's all. 830 00:54:56,849 --> 00:55:00,145 - Is she anorexic or something? - No! 831 00:55:00,186 --> 00:55:03,106 If she goes to the bathroom more than three times during dinner... 832 00:55:03,148 --> 00:55:05,274 It is a sign that she is bulimic. - That? 833 00:55:05,316 --> 00:55:07,779 He is vomiting in the bathroom what you just ate. 834 00:55:07,820 --> 00:55:09,780 Please. Hello! 835 00:55:09,822 --> 00:55:11,823 - Hello. - How are you? 836 00:55:11,865 --> 00:55:13,993 Uh, ma, this is Theresa. 837 00:55:14,034 --> 00:55:15,995 Theresa, this is my mother. 838 00:55:16,037 --> 00:55:17,997 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Muldoon. 839 00:55:18,039 --> 00:55:20,000 Rose. My name is Rose. 840 00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:22,002 Rose. 841 00:55:22,043 --> 00:55:24,464 - What a beautiful dress she is wearing. - Isn't that right? 842 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,840 - Thank you. - Although it is a little big on top. 843 00:55:26,881 --> 00:55:28,842 - Ma! - Well, that's how it is. You said it yourself. 844 00:55:28,884 --> 00:55:32,681 - Ma! - No, that's a problem I have. 845 00:55:32,722 --> 00:55:34,849 I'm not very well endowed upstairs. 846 00:55:34,891 --> 00:55:37,393 - No, no, no. - You look like a 13-year-old boy. 847 00:55:37,430 --> 00:55:39,396 Mom, could you please? Don't start. 848 00:55:39,432 --> 00:55:41,690 It's a joke. I'm trying to make a joke. 849 00:55:41,732 --> 00:55:45,360 - I'm trying to clear things up. - Good. Thank you. 850 00:55:45,402 --> 00:55:48,906 - Does anyone want a cocktail? - I'll have a beer. 851 00:55:48,947 --> 00:55:51,951 And don't try to pass me one of those imported crap... 852 00:55:51,993 --> 00:55:55,288 $6 a bottle. Just a glass of regular Budweiser. 853 00:55:55,330 --> 00:55:57,623 Yes, ma'am. Mister? 854 00:55:57,664 --> 00:56:00,460 I'll have a beer. Any beer is fine. 855 00:56:00,502 --> 00:56:02,462 Yes, ma'am? 856 00:56:02,504 --> 00:56:04,923 I'm going to order a double vodka with ice. 857 00:56:04,965 --> 00:56:07,302 - Good. - Oh, a vodka drinker. 858 00:56:07,344 --> 00:56:09,304 Ma, Theresa is probably a little nervous 859 00:56:09,346 --> 00:56:12,931 You know, being here with us and so. You must understand that. 860 00:56:12,968 --> 00:56:14,892 It is the first sign of alcoholism. 861 00:56:14,934 --> 00:56:17,562 - That? - I read it in "Reader's Digest." 862 00:56:17,604 --> 00:56:20,690 Rose, I can assure you that it is not I'm an alcoholic. 863 00:56:20,732 --> 00:56:22,776 Oh, the denial, That is another of the symptoms. 864 00:56:22,818 --> 00:56:25,697 The article said that a glass of vodka... 865 00:56:25,739 --> 00:56:29,200 it had the same calories than a ham sandwich. 866 00:56:29,236 --> 00:56:32,995 Good. Maybe you'll gain some weight and your breasts grow. 867 00:56:34,456 --> 00:56:36,500 How funny! 868 00:56:36,536 --> 00:56:38,835 Your sins are going to grow... 869 00:56:43,632 --> 00:56:47,011 Let's ask, shall we? Can we order? Theresa? 870 00:56:47,052 --> 00:56:48,763 Ma? 871 00:56:48,804 --> 00:56:50,723 - I want to know that... - Yes, sir? 872 00:56:50,765 --> 00:56:54,060 I'm going to want the cocktail shrimp, please. 873 00:56:54,102 --> 00:56:57,731 And the Caesar salad, without anchovies. 874 00:56:57,773 --> 00:57:01,277 And the entrecôte, ready. 875 00:57:01,319 --> 00:57:03,278 - Very good. - That it is well cooked. 876 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,281 - Very good, sir. - Thank you. 877 00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:07,742 - Here you go. - Thank you. Lady? 878 00:57:11,037 --> 00:57:14,166 I'll order the grilled chicken. 879 00:57:14,207 --> 00:57:16,167 - Good. - That's all. 880 00:57:16,209 --> 00:57:18,336 - Do you want an aperitif? - No, thanks. 881 00:57:18,378 --> 00:57:19,796 Don't pressure him. 882 00:57:21,548 --> 00:57:23,384 Lady? 883 00:57:23,425 --> 00:57:25,178 Nothing. 884 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:28,849 - Nothing? - Nothing for me. 885 00:57:28,891 --> 00:57:30,891 - Ma! - Only bread. 886 00:57:30,933 --> 00:57:34,438 - Ma! - Bread is fine, thank you. 887 00:57:35,773 --> 00:57:38,484 Thank you. 888 00:57:38,525 --> 00:57:40,486 Are you trying to ruin this dinner? 889 00:57:40,528 --> 00:57:42,489 I'm trying to save you $50. 890 00:57:42,531 --> 00:57:46,200 I will fill myself with bread here and then I'll eat something when I get home. 891 00:57:46,242 --> 00:57:48,202 I can't believe this. 892 00:57:48,244 --> 00:57:51,749 Now, Theresa, Danny tells me that you are Sicilian. 893 00:57:52,917 --> 00:57:54,836 Yes, in part. 894 00:57:56,170 --> 00:57:58,714 - Partly? - My father is Sicilian. 895 00:57:58,756 --> 00:58:00,718 My mother was Polish. 896 00:58:02,676 --> 00:58:05,179 - Polish. - Yes. 897 00:58:05,221 --> 00:58:08,100 - Polish? - I think I said it. 898 00:58:09,518 --> 00:58:12,062 - Polish? - Polish. 899 00:58:12,104 --> 00:58:15,775 I had a Polish friend once. She was incredibly stupid. 900 00:58:15,811 --> 00:58:17,777 - Don't do this, Ma. -Julie Kapowski. 901 00:58:17,814 --> 00:58:20,446 The stupidest woman ever have ever known. 902 00:58:20,488 --> 00:58:23,909 I thought black cows... 903 00:58:23,950 --> 00:58:27,245 They gave chocolate milk! 904 00:58:27,282 --> 00:58:30,415 - It will be better if you and Danny have dinner alone. - Theresa, wait. 905 00:58:30,457 --> 00:58:32,418 Why don't you eat my grilled chicken? 906 00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:36,047 Dismember it and devour it. She seems to be very good at that. 907 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,719 Theresa! 908 00:58:45,183 --> 00:58:47,184 Are you OK? 909 00:58:47,226 --> 00:58:49,185 I have never been in one discussion like this before. 910 00:58:49,227 --> 00:58:51,188 I have never said such things to no one. 911 00:58:51,230 --> 00:58:53,190 I feel like I'm going to vomit. 912 00:58:53,232 --> 00:58:55,944 Breathe deeply. You will feel better. 913 00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:59,572 I actually defended myself for the first time in my life. 914 00:58:59,614 --> 00:59:01,575 I didn't have many options. 915 00:59:01,617 --> 00:59:03,578 That? 916 00:59:03,619 --> 00:59:06,162 You just sat there. You didn't do anything to stop her. 917 00:59:06,204 --> 00:59:08,165 - Like what? - I don't know... 918 00:59:08,207 --> 00:59:11,044 yell at her, slap her. Tell him to stop fucking with me. 919 00:59:11,085 --> 00:59:12,837 Theresa, this is my mother. 920 00:59:12,879 --> 00:59:14,880 So that gives you the right to destroy me? 921 00:59:14,922 --> 00:59:16,883 What was he supposed to do? 922 00:59:16,925 --> 00:59:19,969 - Fight for me. - Fight for you? 923 00:59:20,011 --> 00:59:21,972 You have to understand my mother. 924 00:59:22,014 --> 00:59:23,973 She is old. He is wrong in his manners. 925 00:59:24,015 --> 00:59:26,519 It's going to take a while get used to you 926 00:59:28,188 --> 00:59:30,648 - No, it won't. - Why not? 927 00:59:30,690 --> 00:59:32,816 Because I won't be around. 928 00:59:32,858 --> 00:59:35,320 Oh please don't do this. 929 00:59:35,362 --> 00:59:38,114 No, I want a guy who always fight for me. 930 00:59:38,156 --> 00:59:40,783 May he always stand for me. 931 00:59:40,825 --> 00:59:43,455 May I never let myself fall. 932 00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:45,957 I thought that guy was you. 933 00:59:49,461 --> 00:59:51,419 I made a mistake. 934 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:56,593 - Wait a minute, Theresa. - Taxi! 935 00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:59,345 Come on, what are you doing? 936 00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:02,683 Don't do this. Don't do this. 937 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,728 Theresa, let's talk about this, okay? 938 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:07,938 Let's just talk about... 939 01:00:41,225 --> 01:00:45,104 I'm starving. I'm going to the kitchen to eat something. 940 01:00:45,146 --> 01:00:47,107 I guess you're proud of yourself. 941 01:00:47,148 --> 01:00:49,193 Just to tell it like it is. 942 01:00:49,234 --> 01:00:51,486 That has been your excuse the last 67 years. 943 01:00:51,528 --> 01:00:53,697 - My excuse? - Your excuse to hurt people... 944 01:00:53,739 --> 01:00:55,699 How the hell do you feel? 945 01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:58,493 - I don't hurt people. - Oh, no? 946 01:00:58,529 --> 01:01:01,122 I think you didn't hurt the aunt Dolly on her wedding day... 947 01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:03,726 when did you say she looked like a cheap whore from Las Vegas. 948 01:01:03,750 --> 01:01:07,045 Did you see that dress? the back It had a neckline all the way down. 949 01:01:07,087 --> 01:01:10,257 You could see him up to the edge of the... Well, it was indecent. 950 01:01:10,293 --> 01:01:12,092 I don't think you hurt my cousin Jerry... 951 01:01:12,129 --> 01:01:15,387 when did you call his german wife a nazi who probably slept with Hitler. 952 01:01:15,428 --> 01:01:18,183 Well, there's no proof he didn't. 953 01:01:21,103 --> 01:01:23,020 I don't think you ever hurt dad, either. 954 01:01:28,276 --> 01:01:30,946 I never hurt your father, ever. 955 01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:33,324 And Florsheim shoes? 956 01:01:35,409 --> 01:01:37,412 How do you know that? 957 01:01:37,454 --> 01:01:40,164 You came home late. They were arguing. 958 01:01:40,205 --> 01:01:42,709 I woke up. I was afraid. I didn't know what was happening. 959 01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:44,669 Then I heard behind the door. 960 01:01:44,711 --> 01:01:47,505 A little spy. 961 01:01:47,547 --> 01:01:49,758 - I was only 12 years old. - Spy! 962 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,069 Florsheim Shoes was their biggest account. He worked on it... 963 01:01:52,093 --> 01:01:53,614 - for more than two and a half years. - Danny! 964 01:01:53,638 --> 01:01:55,431 - You ruined it in one night. - Danny, no. 965 01:01:55,468 --> 01:01:57,409 All he had to do was get a signature for a business. 966 01:01:57,433 --> 01:02:01,187 A super luxurious dinner with a director from Florsheim. 967 01:02:02,398 --> 01:02:04,733 I'm going to bed. 968 01:02:04,775 --> 01:02:06,735 No, you won't go. 969 01:02:06,777 --> 01:02:10,031 Everything was great that night. Dinner was perfect. 970 01:02:10,073 --> 01:02:12,115 Dad had them in the palm of his hand. 971 01:02:12,157 --> 01:02:14,636 Until you decided it was time to say things as they are. 972 01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:17,830 He was right. I still stand by what I said. 973 01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:21,084 You called your father's bosses disgusting usurious Jews! 974 01:02:21,126 --> 01:02:23,086 They never gave him a raise. 975 01:02:23,128 --> 01:02:27,133 Never in 12 years. Not even a Christmas bonus. 976 01:02:27,168 --> 01:02:29,844 The vice president of Florsheim and his wife were Jews! 977 01:02:29,885 --> 01:02:32,262 How was I supposed to know? They didn't look like Jews. 978 01:02:32,304 --> 01:02:34,766 He didn't talk about them. They took it personally. 979 01:02:34,801 --> 01:02:36,768 You lost count for him! 980 01:02:36,805 --> 01:02:39,230 $450,000 to the company! 981 01:02:39,271 --> 01:02:41,231 He's lucky he didn't lose his job! 982 01:02:41,273 --> 01:02:43,232 Your father never stood up to them to their bosses. 983 01:02:43,274 --> 01:02:45,694 It was time someone put things in their place. 984 01:02:48,489 --> 01:02:50,866 That night... 985 01:02:50,903 --> 01:02:53,662 It was the only time I heard my father cry. 986 01:02:53,703 --> 01:02:56,456 And it is until today... 987 01:02:56,498 --> 01:02:59,333 what do you still say things as they are. 988 01:03:00,834 --> 01:03:02,838 I don't want to hurt people. 989 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:04,799 Oh really. 990 01:03:11,474 --> 01:03:13,933 - Where are you going? - To Halstead. 991 01:03:13,975 --> 01:03:15,935 A friend of mine owns from a jewelry store. 992 01:03:15,977 --> 01:03:18,730 You owe me a favor. I'm going to do it open your business. 993 01:03:18,772 --> 01:03:22,068 Then I'll buy the ring biggest commitment you can afford. 994 01:03:22,110 --> 01:03:24,737 Then I'm going to ask Theresa Luna let her be my wife. 995 01:03:28,950 --> 01:03:31,202 Just saying things just as they are, Ma. 996 01:04:24,177 --> 01:04:26,179 What are you doing? 997 01:04:26,216 --> 01:04:28,140 Well, I was in the neighborhood... 998 01:04:28,181 --> 01:04:30,100 and I thought it might happen. 999 01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:37,566 Sometimes it's good to be a police officer. 1000 01:04:43,239 --> 01:04:45,157 What do you want? 1001 01:04:48,453 --> 01:04:51,539 I just want to tell you that always I'll be by your side. 1002 01:04:54,502 --> 01:04:57,171 And I will never let you down again. 1003 01:04:59,924 --> 01:05:02,218 I swear. 1004 01:05:05,179 --> 01:05:07,390 And, uh... 1005 01:05:31,292 --> 01:05:33,294 I have the celestial stones. 1006 01:05:33,336 --> 01:05:36,380 I thought you'd like that. 1007 01:05:45,098 --> 01:05:47,018 Will you marry me? 1008 01:05:53,648 --> 01:05:55,610 Yes. 1009 01:05:57,362 --> 01:05:59,281 Great! 1010 01:06:17,509 --> 01:06:19,719 Hey, Mr. Happy, how about a towel? 1011 01:06:23,807 --> 01:06:26,936 You get married. with a girlfriend by correspondence? 1012 01:06:30,732 --> 01:06:33,318 Is that Bobby a real idiot, did you know? 1013 01:06:33,359 --> 01:06:35,320 Hey, Danny. 1014 01:06:35,361 --> 01:06:38,615 My best friend is committing the worst mistake of his life. 1015 01:06:38,657 --> 01:06:40,409 So I thought that He deserved a toast. 1016 01:06:40,450 --> 01:06:42,619 I don't know why you are doing it, Danny. 1017 01:06:42,655 --> 01:06:45,331 I told you, it's because I love her. 1018 01:06:45,372 --> 01:06:47,124 And your mother, she hates to the Italians. 1019 01:06:47,161 --> 01:06:49,085 - You already know that. - She got used to you. 1020 01:06:49,127 --> 01:06:52,421 - It took him 15 years. - And he'll get used to Theresa. 1021 01:06:52,463 --> 01:06:54,799 Yes, but she'll miss you, Danny. 1022 01:06:54,841 --> 01:06:57,720 I'm getting married, that's all. 1023 01:06:57,761 --> 01:07:00,972 He's taking it well. He's handling it very well. 1024 01:07:01,014 --> 01:07:03,934 - Oh, is it? - Yes, it is. 1025 01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:05,937 - Hello, Mrs. Muldoon. - Oh, yeah, good. 1026 01:07:05,979 --> 01:07:08,814 - Hello, Sal. - Jesus, Ma, what are you doing here? 1027 01:07:08,855 --> 01:07:11,776 Enough of scandals. They probably I changed the diapers of half of them. 1028 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,361 - Come on. - Because? 1029 01:07:13,403 --> 01:07:15,364 - We have an appointment. - With who? 1030 01:07:15,405 --> 01:07:18,325 - The Polish priest. - The Polish priest? 1031 01:07:19,952 --> 01:07:22,371 - Because? - We must solve our problems. 1032 01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:24,373 Why can't it wait until later? 1033 01:07:24,414 --> 01:07:26,542 Protestants and Jews go to the psychologist. 1034 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:28,877 We go to the priest. 1035 01:07:28,919 --> 01:07:31,382 You feel threatened by Theresa. 1036 01:07:31,423 --> 01:07:33,800 - Threatened? - Yes. 1037 01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:36,094 Look, she's with Danny a long time. 1038 01:07:36,130 --> 01:07:38,973 You feel threatened because she He's trying to steal your son. 1039 01:07:39,015 --> 01:07:41,433 - That? - Rose. 1040 01:07:41,475 --> 01:07:43,436 I know you know we are in the '90s. 1041 01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:46,077 I'm just not sure you Realize that we are in the '90s. 1042 01:07:53,906 --> 01:07:56,450 I have never been threatened by anyone, ever! 1043 01:07:56,491 --> 01:07:58,953 And I've been through D-Day, Korea, Vietnam... 1044 01:07:58,994 --> 01:08:00,954 just relax. 1045 01:08:00,996 --> 01:08:02,957 Do you see that? 1046 01:08:02,999 --> 01:08:04,960 That's what I don't want to convert. 1047 01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:07,003 I don't want to be one of those old women... 1048 01:08:07,045 --> 01:08:09,714 who spend the rest of their Lives standing in a row. 1049 01:08:09,756 --> 01:08:11,757 What do you mean by standing in line? 1050 01:08:11,799 --> 01:08:13,761 They line up for him confessional... 1051 01:08:13,802 --> 01:08:17,098 every day, even if they don't have sins to confess. 1052 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:20,601 Just to talk nonsense with the priest about the Vatican. 1053 01:08:20,642 --> 01:08:23,272 And they line up outside the cinema... 1054 01:08:23,314 --> 01:08:25,398 even if they have seen the movie 10 times... 1055 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:28,526 just to complain about something with anyone who stands near them. 1056 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,529 For the price of admission. 1057 01:08:30,571 --> 01:08:32,615 And they line up at the market... 1058 01:08:32,656 --> 01:08:34,616 just to complain to the cashier... 1059 01:08:34,658 --> 01:08:36,619 for the price of frozen peas. 1060 01:08:36,661 --> 01:08:40,249 It doesn't matter if they are worth 29 or 39 cents. 1061 01:08:41,749 --> 01:08:45,252 And do you know why they lose so much time waiting in lines? 1062 01:08:45,294 --> 01:08:46,712 No. 1063 01:08:46,754 --> 01:08:48,716 Because they don't have anyone... 1064 01:08:48,757 --> 01:08:50,676 in the world to whom to speak. 1065 01:09:01,563 --> 01:09:03,564 - How does it look? - You can see it well. 1066 01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,734 - Yeah? I feel good. - It looks really good. 1067 01:09:05,776 --> 01:09:07,903 What do you think? Do you like the style of this? 1068 01:09:07,944 --> 01:09:09,822 Yes that's fine. 1069 01:09:09,863 --> 01:09:11,908 Just good? I thought that looked very good. 1070 01:09:14,535 --> 01:09:16,537 What's wrong with you? 1071 01:09:16,579 --> 01:09:18,539 They've been bummed all day. 1072 01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:21,000 This was supposed to be fun. 1073 01:09:21,037 --> 01:09:23,087 Hey. Could you give us a minute alone? Thank you. 1074 01:09:25,673 --> 01:09:28,216 - Look, Danny. - Yeah? 1075 01:09:29,509 --> 01:09:31,470 - I've been thinking. - Yeah? 1076 01:09:35,432 --> 01:09:37,435 Maybe...maybe this isn't it such a good idea. 1077 01:09:38,561 --> 01:09:40,564 What is not a good idea? 1078 01:09:40,606 --> 01:09:43,066 You know, this wedding thing. 1079 01:09:43,108 --> 01:09:44,984 Maybe you're rushing. 1080 01:09:46,361 --> 01:09:48,573 You haven't known her for long... 1081 01:09:48,609 --> 01:09:50,575 Maybe you should take a break. 1082 01:09:50,612 --> 01:09:53,036 Go to Florida with mom. 1083 01:09:53,077 --> 01:09:55,788 Maybe you'll find a bikini there. let it knock you out. 1084 01:09:55,830 --> 01:09:58,584 Is something wrong with Theresa? 1085 01:09:58,625 --> 01:10:01,377 I didn't say that. Did you hear me say that? 1086 01:10:01,419 --> 01:10:03,338 There's nothing wrong with Theresa. 1087 01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:06,383 Only she... 1088 01:10:06,425 --> 01:10:08,344 Only she what? 1089 01:10:09,553 --> 01:10:11,556 Well, she's a little flat. 1090 01:10:11,598 --> 01:10:14,226 Oh, a little flat, huh? 1091 01:10:15,393 --> 01:10:18,271 Yeah. 1092 01:10:18,312 --> 01:10:20,273 And what is this? The cover of "GQ"? 1093 01:10:20,315 --> 01:10:22,276 Oh, it's good, huh? 1094 01:10:22,318 --> 01:10:24,295 You look great. I'll buy next month's issue. 1095 01:10:24,319 --> 01:10:27,490 - I just think you can do better. - I don't believe it. 1096 01:10:27,531 --> 01:10:29,659 This is the girl. Do you understand? 1097 01:10:29,701 --> 01:10:31,786 - It's her. - Dan, calm down. 1098 01:10:31,828 --> 01:10:34,038 I'm just honest. 1099 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:37,417 We are brothers, right? Aren't we supposed to Let's be honest with each other? 1100 01:10:37,459 --> 01:10:40,505 - Don't give me double talk as a lawyer. - What do you mean? 1101 01:10:40,546 --> 01:10:42,965 You don't give a shit about us both me and Theresa. 1102 01:10:43,007 --> 01:10:45,676 - All you care about is yourself. -Hey, that's pure bullshit! 1103 01:10:45,718 --> 01:10:48,722 Yeah? You want to handle me. 1104 01:10:48,763 --> 01:10:50,723 You want me to go live to Florida with mom. 1105 01:10:50,765 --> 01:10:54,144 - That way you don't feel so guilty. -Hey, Danny, come on... 1106 01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:56,437 forget it. Is this my chance, do you understand? 1107 01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:59,775 You took your chance. you have someone Who to wake up with in the morning. 1108 01:10:59,817 --> 01:11:01,110 You have a house full of children. 1109 01:11:01,152 --> 01:11:03,129 You have a little train around the Christmas tree... 1110 01:11:03,153 --> 01:11:05,407 and little ones in Halloween costumes. 1111 01:11:05,449 --> 01:11:07,992 Do you want me to feel guilty for wanting those same things? 1112 01:11:08,034 --> 01:11:09,911 Fuck off! 1113 01:11:11,329 --> 01:11:13,916 Listen to yourself. You go out and go to bed once... 1114 01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:16,919 and you think you're in love. Come on! 1115 01:11:22,258 --> 01:11:24,510 - Is he okay? - Alright. Alright. 1116 01:11:24,552 --> 01:11:26,513 Don't worry about it. Alright. 1117 01:11:26,549 --> 01:11:28,432 I'm a police officer, okay. Okay? 1118 01:11:30,517 --> 01:11:33,144 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you. 1119 01:11:33,854 --> 01:11:36,481 Lie I didn't want to, hell! I did want to hit you. 1120 01:11:38,275 --> 01:11:40,278 Okay, I... 1121 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:43,699 I deserved it. I got out of line. 1122 01:11:45,075 --> 01:11:48,369 Look, Danny, everything I was trying to say... 1123 01:11:49,912 --> 01:11:52,249 It's just that you make sure you are in love with that girl. 1124 01:11:54,126 --> 01:11:56,086 Make sure it's real. 1125 01:12:15,650 --> 01:12:17,652 What's wrong with you today? 1126 01:12:17,693 --> 01:12:19,654 You seem a little tense. 1127 01:12:19,695 --> 01:12:21,656 I'm fine. 1128 01:12:21,697 --> 01:12:23,658 What's happening? 1129 01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:25,619 I'm fine. 1130 01:12:26,911 --> 01:12:28,830 Oh really. 1131 01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:32,544 Come on, Danny. 1132 01:12:34,462 --> 01:12:36,505 I have a lot on my mind, okay? 1133 01:12:38,215 --> 01:12:40,134 You can tell me. 1134 01:12:42,804 --> 01:12:46,683 - It's just... - Yes? 1135 01:12:48,852 --> 01:12:53,023 Since my father died I have been in charge. 1136 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:57,654 Ma and Patrick have depended on me. 1137 01:12:58,739 --> 01:13:00,825 I should have been responsible. 1138 01:13:01,866 --> 01:13:04,495 To take precautions for things, and I have done it. 1139 01:13:04,537 --> 01:13:06,872 I was always there when They needed me. 1140 01:13:09,666 --> 01:13:11,418 Everything I've done... 1141 01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:13,754 every decision I have taken was by them. 1142 01:13:16,425 --> 01:13:20,303 I became a police officer because mom wanted me to Patrick off to law school. 1143 01:13:21,763 --> 01:13:24,266 She didn't have enough money... 1144 01:13:24,308 --> 01:13:26,727 and that's where I intervened. 1145 01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:32,192 I would do it all over again. I'm not complaining. 1146 01:13:34,361 --> 01:13:36,655 It's just that... 1147 01:13:40,658 --> 01:13:42,620 Well, now... 1148 01:13:44,038 --> 01:13:45,957 you and me, 1149 01:13:47,875 --> 01:13:49,794 It's the only time... 1150 01:13:52,631 --> 01:13:55,008 the only time in my life... 1151 01:13:55,049 --> 01:13:58,512 I made a decision without thinking in them before me. 1152 01:14:02,901 --> 01:14:04,770 And... 1153 01:14:06,179 --> 01:14:08,982 I think I'm a little scared. 1154 01:14:09,023 --> 01:14:12,192 I'm afraid that they will think that I have abandoned them. 1155 01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:16,948 I know it sounds stupid. 1156 01:14:20,828 --> 01:14:23,080 I don't want to lose my family. 1157 01:14:37,096 --> 01:14:39,599 - Yes, very good. - There we go. 1158 01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:46,105 Be careful with the beer. Excuse me. 1159 01:14:46,147 --> 01:14:47,773 Thank you, thank you. 1160 01:14:47,815 --> 01:14:51,237 Hey, Joey, how's it going? corpse business? 1161 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,159 - Delighted. - My wife. 1162 01:14:58,201 --> 01:15:00,079 I love that they are having fun. 1163 01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,792 Oh yes? Standing at the bar? 1164 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:08,589 Oh yes. Of course. 1165 01:15:14,469 --> 01:15:17,557 Very good. 1166 01:15:17,599 --> 01:15:21,811 This is a very sad day for me. 1167 01:15:21,853 --> 01:15:25,024 We lose a priceless member... 1168 01:15:25,065 --> 01:15:26,826 of our exclusive club, 1169 01:15:26,867 --> 01:15:28,677 singleness! 1170 01:15:37,203 --> 01:15:40,956 Excuse me, I would like to say a little speech 1171 01:15:40,998 --> 01:15:43,543 But I would like to do it in Greek. 1172 01:15:45,544 --> 01:15:47,839 But who would understand it, except me? 1173 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:50,801 But anyway, Danny, Theresa... 1174 01:15:50,843 --> 01:15:55,431 to speak Greek, only They need three words. 1175 01:15:59,518 --> 01:16:01,771 They mean "I love you." 1176 01:16:13,075 --> 01:16:16,203 Everyone, I would like propose a toast. 1177 01:16:18,581 --> 01:16:22,377 For my beautiful daughter and her future husband 1178 01:16:23,753 --> 01:16:26,299 Tomorrow they will be getting married. 1179 01:16:26,341 --> 01:16:28,676 Now a little advice, okay? 1180 01:16:30,218 --> 01:16:32,137 Don't let anything get in the way between you. 1181 01:16:33,598 --> 01:16:35,600 - Health! - Health! 1182 01:16:45,443 --> 01:16:47,696 So, my son is getting married. 1183 01:16:47,738 --> 01:16:51,743 And it seems that all of you They approve of your choice. 1184 01:16:53,077 --> 01:16:55,746 But they haven't listened to me part of the story. 1185 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:59,042 Rejection... 1186 01:16:59,078 --> 01:17:01,044 and I repeat it, 1187 01:17:01,086 --> 01:17:03,546 I absolutely reject... 1188 01:17:03,583 --> 01:17:06,300 accept Theresa Luna like my daughter-in-law. 1189 01:17:14,809 --> 01:17:16,812 I'll just accept it... 1190 01:17:16,853 --> 01:17:19,523 like my daughter 1191 01:17:21,567 --> 01:17:23,485 Really? 1192 01:17:31,785 --> 01:17:33,956 - Good night, Ma. - Good night. 1193 01:17:33,996 --> 01:17:36,208 - Have a good time. - It was an exceptional evening. 1194 01:17:36,249 --> 01:17:38,877 Good night. Handle with care. 1195 01:17:38,918 --> 01:17:40,963 - Good night, Danny, Theresa. - Good night. 1196 01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:43,508 - Ma, I'm going to take Theresa home. - Well. 1197 01:17:43,549 --> 01:17:45,602 Rose, I'm going to take you along the irish walk, 1198 01:17:45,644 --> 01:17:47,705 and we talked a little. - Thanks, but I'm tired. 1199 01:17:47,729 --> 01:17:50,506 It's not even midnight. I'll take you. 1200 01:17:50,647 --> 01:17:52,109 Excuse me. 1201 01:17:52,451 --> 01:17:56,980 Ma, don't get in the car with that man tonight. He's been drinking. 1202 01:17:57,021 --> 01:17:58,982 Don't worry, I'm going straight home. 1203 01:17:59,024 --> 01:18:00,986 - Do you promise? - I promise. 1204 01:18:01,027 --> 01:18:02,987 - Good night, Ma. - Good night, Danny. 1205 01:18:03,028 --> 01:18:06,699 - My car is over there. - I promised Danny I'd go home. 1206 01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:08,702 - Alright. - No, I don't... 1207 01:18:08,744 --> 01:18:10,995 It's a great night. We should be celebrating! 1208 01:18:11,037 --> 01:18:13,915 - No, I'm tired. I prefer to go home. - Just a drink. 1209 01:18:13,957 --> 01:18:15,917 No, I don't want anything to drink. 1210 01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,879 Aw, come on, Rose! 1211 01:18:19,421 --> 01:18:21,506 Are we going to Niagara Falls? 1212 01:18:21,548 --> 01:18:23,843 Yeah, I thought it would be a nice trip. 1213 01:18:23,884 --> 01:18:26,304 We can't go to the Falls of Niagara. It's very cold. 1214 01:18:26,346 --> 01:18:28,306 - No, it will be great. - It's freezing. 1215 01:18:28,348 --> 01:18:31,310 But then we will go to New York City to see some shows. 1216 01:18:31,351 --> 01:18:33,911 - Some Broadway shows? - You can take some suggestions. 1217 01:18:33,937 --> 01:18:35,898 Wait, look. It's our wedding cake. 1218 01:18:35,939 --> 01:18:37,900 Oh, wow, look at that. 1219 01:18:39,985 --> 01:18:41,987 - Is it ours? - Yes. 1220 01:18:42,024 --> 01:18:43,991 - Huh! - It's beautiful! 1221 01:18:44,027 --> 01:18:46,660 - This guy is barbaric. - Yes, it's great. 1222 01:18:47,828 --> 01:18:50,288 So precious. 1223 01:18:50,325 --> 01:18:52,249 I'm so excited for tomorrow. 1224 01:18:54,168 --> 01:18:56,087 So happy. 1225 01:19:09,810 --> 01:19:12,479 Rose, how about we go out for a drink? 1226 01:19:12,521 --> 01:19:14,857 No thanks, I don't want anything to drink. 1227 01:19:14,899 --> 01:19:17,318 Are you sure you'll be able to drive? 1228 01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:19,321 Positive. 1229 01:19:29,248 --> 01:19:32,251 Oh my god, you're driving across the entire street! 1230 01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:34,462 Look, I'm fine. Be quiet! 1231 01:19:34,498 --> 01:19:36,672 Be careful where you go! 1232 01:19:36,714 --> 01:19:40,677 Oh my God! You're driving the wrong way! 1233 01:19:40,718 --> 01:19:43,346 Wake up, wake up! 1234 01:19:46,642 --> 01:19:48,643 Take your foot off the gas! 1235 01:19:48,685 --> 01:19:51,481 Wake up, wake up! 1236 01:19:51,522 --> 01:19:54,817 Oh, Daniel, I hope you have a wonderful wedding! 1237 01:20:00,031 --> 01:20:02,034 Danny? 1238 01:20:02,076 --> 01:20:04,036 Danny, are you okay? 1239 01:20:04,077 --> 01:20:06,455 Excuse me, I'll be back in a moment. 1240 01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:26,435 Ma? You are at home. 1241 01:20:26,476 --> 01:20:29,230 Well, I was just making sure That you were okay, that's all. 1242 01:20:29,272 --> 01:20:30,857 I, uh... 1243 01:20:30,898 --> 01:20:35,027 See you later. Well, good night. 1244 01:20:44,330 --> 01:20:46,832 What's happening? 1245 01:20:46,869 --> 01:20:50,253 Did you call it the night before our marriage? 1246 01:20:50,294 --> 01:20:53,048 Yes, I wanted to make sure that He had arrived home safely. 1247 01:20:53,090 --> 01:20:56,133 I can't believe it. 1248 01:20:56,175 --> 01:21:00,222 - That? - Are we ever going to be alone? 1249 01:21:01,641 --> 01:21:03,642 What do you mean? 1250 01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:05,603 Call her again. Five minutes have passed. 1251 01:21:05,645 --> 01:21:07,897 Maybe he burned down the house, or He fell down the stairs. 1252 01:21:07,939 --> 01:21:10,817 - That's not fun. - No, it's not fun. 1253 01:21:12,235 --> 01:21:14,154 It's sad. 1254 01:21:14,195 --> 01:21:18,116 It's sad that it's always pecking at you in your head making you feel guilty. 1255 01:21:18,158 --> 01:21:20,661 It's like she has some kind of hold on you. 1256 01:21:23,039 --> 01:21:25,791 I honestly believed... 1257 01:21:25,832 --> 01:21:28,336 That if we loved each other enough... 1258 01:21:30,129 --> 01:21:32,757 Maybe you would let her go. 1259 01:21:32,799 --> 01:21:36,262 And what am I supposed to do? That I forget about her just like that? 1260 01:21:36,303 --> 01:21:39,056 Get rid of her? Pretend it doesn't exist? 1261 01:21:39,098 --> 01:21:41,100 No, just stop allowing him that manages your life. 1262 01:21:42,643 --> 01:21:45,563 Be yourself, your own man. 1263 01:21:50,110 --> 01:21:52,070 And put us first. 1264 01:21:58,410 --> 01:22:00,537 You can't, 1265 01:22:01,622 --> 01:22:03,541 no? 1266 01:22:07,254 --> 01:22:09,173 Don't know. 1267 01:22:17,222 --> 01:22:20,518 It's midnight. I better go. 1268 01:22:21,936 --> 01:22:24,897 It is bad luck to see the girlfriend after midnight. 1269 01:23:29,911 --> 01:23:32,113 Have you seen Danny yet or what? 1270 01:23:32,149 --> 01:23:33,915 It should be here by now. 1271 01:23:33,952 --> 01:23:36,943 Yes, I think so. 1272 01:23:39,604 --> 01:23:41,606 Danny. 1273 01:23:45,611 --> 01:23:48,780 Hello. Susan, is Theresa here yet? 1274 01:23:48,817 --> 01:23:52,743 - No. - Did she call or something? 1275 01:23:52,785 --> 01:23:54,705 No, not yet. 1276 01:24:19,957 --> 01:24:21,893 Keep going. 1277 01:25:35,855 --> 01:25:38,109 - Thank you, Mary. - Goodbye, Danny. 1278 01:25:41,904 --> 01:25:44,073 - Hello, Frank. - Good morning, Danny. 1279 01:25:45,157 --> 01:25:47,703 - Hello, Clark. - Good morning, Danny. 1280 01:26:08,641 --> 01:26:10,893 Me being your best friend and everything, 1281 01:26:10,935 --> 01:26:12,980 I would like to know what the hell happened. 1282 01:26:13,022 --> 01:26:17,151 - Just forget it. - It was because of your mother, right? 1283 01:26:17,193 --> 01:26:20,154 - She made you abandon her, right? - No. 1284 01:26:20,196 --> 01:26:22,323 It wasn't a sexual problem, was it? 1285 01:26:22,365 --> 01:26:25,618 - You function as a man, don't you? - Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 1286 01:26:25,660 --> 01:26:29,039 It was her. What, I wanted to do it like with a corpse? 1287 01:26:29,081 --> 01:26:32,960 You know, I heard they're very strange, all those who work with dead people. 1288 01:26:33,002 --> 01:26:34,963 - What's the matter? - That? 1289 01:26:35,004 --> 01:26:37,590 Does everything in your life have to relate to sex? 1290 01:26:37,632 --> 01:26:40,885 Everything in life is related with sex. Think about it. 1291 01:26:40,927 --> 01:26:44,306 You realize that 45% of this people in these buildings... 1292 01:26:44,348 --> 01:26:47,101 Are they having sex right now? 1293 01:26:47,138 --> 01:26:48,811 That's statistics, Danny. 1294 01:26:48,853 --> 01:26:51,606 - Am I right? - It's a fact. 1295 01:26:51,648 --> 01:26:54,733 - It's a fact. - What about you? You are twisted. 1296 01:26:54,775 --> 01:26:55,420 That? 1297 01:26:55,432 --> 01:26:57,403 What are you thinking? What do you have in mind? 1298 01:26:57,445 --> 01:27:00,532 You and your friend Dr. Ruth, back there. I mean, come on! 1299 01:27:00,573 --> 01:27:02,826 Oh, I can't wait to go to Florida. 1300 01:27:02,867 --> 01:27:06,539 Maybe you will find a partner who has More than a raisin for a brain. 1301 01:27:17,133 --> 01:27:19,553 - The usual? - What do you suppose? 1302 01:27:22,599 --> 01:27:25,309 Oh. Where's Doyle? 1303 01:27:25,350 --> 01:27:27,602 Heart attack. 1304 01:27:27,644 --> 01:27:29,731 That? 1305 01:27:29,772 --> 01:27:32,316 They found him this morning. 1306 01:27:32,358 --> 01:27:35,403 He passed away last night in his sleep. 1307 01:27:55,967 --> 01:27:58,762 - Where is your family? - What family? 1308 01:28:00,138 --> 01:28:02,141 His mother died 15 years ago. 1309 01:28:02,177 --> 01:28:05,437 He has a sister in a daycare. 1310 01:28:05,479 --> 01:28:07,522 He never married. He doesn't have children. 1311 01:28:09,148 --> 01:28:11,109 I guess that's us. 1312 01:29:28,318 --> 01:29:31,279 Rose! 1313 01:29:32,281 --> 01:29:34,449 Rose. 1314 01:29:34,491 --> 01:29:36,410 Before you go I... 1315 01:30:08,946 --> 01:30:11,907 we together would have been spectacular. 1316 01:30:21,626 --> 01:30:24,630 I'll go back in to see if I forgot something. 1317 01:30:30,386 --> 01:30:32,888 Oh, come on. 1318 01:30:35,016 --> 01:30:38,686 Here we are. Wait here, okay? 1319 01:30:38,722 --> 01:30:40,940 I'm going to help mom. 1320 01:30:46,987 --> 01:30:49,698 Oh, do me a favor. Give me the keys to your cruise. 1321 01:30:49,740 --> 01:30:51,701 Yeah. No problem, man. 1322 01:30:51,742 --> 01:30:53,620 - Thanks, man. - Yes. 1323 01:31:05,298 --> 01:31:07,301 You know, Danny, 1324 01:31:07,343 --> 01:31:10,138 I'm actually going to miss this house. 1325 01:31:10,279 --> 01:31:11,722 Yes. 1326 01:31:12,991 --> 01:31:17,020 Well there's no reason why your eyes fill with tears. 1327 01:31:17,062 --> 01:31:18,688 Take your bags. Come on, come on. 1328 01:31:27,489 --> 01:31:29,826 What is it that has you? We'll miss the plane. 1329 01:31:32,287 --> 01:31:35,540 - I'm not going with you, Ma. - What? 1330 01:31:35,581 --> 01:31:38,376 The funeral yesterday shocked me. 1331 01:31:38,417 --> 01:31:40,379 If I go to Florida with you... 1332 01:31:40,421 --> 01:31:43,591 I would be leaving behind me the best that has ever happened to me. 1333 01:31:46,010 --> 01:31:48,513 If it's not too late, I'll try to get back with her. 1334 01:31:48,555 --> 01:31:52,058 So, are they sending me to Florida alone? 1335 01:31:52,099 --> 01:31:55,102 No. Ma, Aunt Jean and Uncle Walter, 1336 01:31:55,144 --> 01:31:57,523 They will go pick you up at the airport. 1337 01:31:57,565 --> 01:32:00,526 Uncle Walter. always trying to look at me under my skirt... 1338 01:32:00,563 --> 01:32:03,655 when I cross my legs. - Ma, come on, please. 1339 01:32:06,157 --> 01:32:08,159 Very good. 1340 01:32:08,201 --> 01:32:10,162 Good. 1341 01:32:10,203 --> 01:32:12,789 Who needs you anyway? 1342 01:32:12,831 --> 01:32:14,583 Ma! 1343 01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:16,794 Ma! 1344 01:32:16,830 --> 01:32:18,838 I am an older woman. I can't wait... 1345 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:21,297 continue living for and for you for the rest of my life. 1346 01:32:21,339 --> 01:32:23,301 I'm tired of washing your clothes, 1347 01:32:23,343 --> 01:32:25,345 iron your shirts, cook your meals. 1348 01:32:25,387 --> 01:32:28,348 I've spent gallons of sweat and buckets of blood. 1349 01:32:28,390 --> 01:32:30,266 All for you. 1350 01:32:32,687 --> 01:32:35,106 You have been nothing more than a heavy ball and chain... 1351 01:32:35,147 --> 01:32:38,316 of sorrows and pains hanging around my neck... 1352 01:32:38,358 --> 01:32:41,195 for so many lost years. 1353 01:32:42,530 --> 01:32:44,616 It will be a relief for you. 1354 01:33:03,679 --> 01:33:07,308 - I'm sorry, Danny. - It's okay, Ma. 1355 01:33:07,349 --> 01:33:09,476 You're telling it like it is. 1356 01:33:10,456 --> 01:33:12,187 No, Danny. 1357 01:33:12,229 --> 01:33:14,189 I was lying. 1358 01:33:14,231 --> 01:33:17,860 Say things as they are It would hurt too much now. 1359 01:33:32,502 --> 01:33:36,172 Go. Marry that girl. 1360 01:33:36,214 --> 01:33:39,174 Have lots of puppies Irish-dago. 1361 01:33:39,216 --> 01:33:41,637 And from time to time bring them to Florida... 1362 01:33:41,678 --> 01:33:43,596 so they can see their grandmother. 1363 01:33:45,181 --> 01:33:47,100 I love you, Ma. 1364 01:33:49,687 --> 01:33:51,689 I'm not that lovable. 1365 01:33:51,731 --> 01:33:54,609 The truth is no. I'm kidding. 1366 01:34:28,604 --> 01:34:30,981 - Danny? - Yes. 1367 01:34:31,022 --> 01:34:34,903 She's gone. New York, 3:15 train. 1368 01:34:34,945 --> 01:34:37,155 Oh damn. 1369 01:34:50,546 --> 01:34:53,507 Lois, this is Danny Muldoon. 1370 01:34:53,549 --> 01:34:56,176 - Yes, Danny. - Pick me up at Freddy Nunzio on Union St. 1371 01:34:56,218 --> 01:34:58,177 - And hurry up. - 10-4. 1372 01:35:04,310 --> 01:35:07,355 In the name of Captain Anderson and the entire crew, 1373 01:35:07,397 --> 01:35:10,651 we wish you to have a pleasant flight. 1374 01:35:10,692 --> 01:35:13,444 My name is Nora. I'm the first flight attendant... 1375 01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:26,084 - Hey! - Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 1376 01:35:28,211 --> 01:35:31,339 What the hell are you doing here? 1377 01:35:31,380 --> 01:35:33,675 Danny gave me his ticket. 1378 01:35:33,717 --> 01:35:37,346 Just thinking about you traveling to Florida so alone... 1379 01:35:37,382 --> 01:35:41,225 It almost broke my heart. That's why I'm here. 1380 01:35:44,812 --> 01:35:47,357 A kiss before taking off? 1381 01:35:49,483 --> 01:35:51,487 Forget it! 1382 01:35:51,528 --> 01:35:53,530 I'm going to bed! 1383 01:35:56,367 --> 01:35:59,329 Well, in the end we are going to sleep together. 1384 01:36:32,113 --> 01:36:35,868 Gentlemen, we have to make a stop not provided here. 1385 01:36:35,910 --> 01:36:38,537 There will be a slight delay. 1386 01:36:38,579 --> 01:36:42,876 For security reasons all They must get off the train. 1387 01:36:42,918 --> 01:36:45,796 We are sorry for the inconvenience caused. Thank you. 1388 01:36:55,473 --> 01:36:57,392 Theresa! 1389 01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:09,530 Hello. 1390 01:37:09,572 --> 01:37:12,492 You organized all this, right? 1391 01:37:14,202 --> 01:37:16,120 Sometimes it's good to be a police officer. 1392 01:37:19,707 --> 01:37:21,710 So what do you want? 1393 01:37:21,751 --> 01:37:24,713 All aboard! 1394 01:37:24,754 --> 01:37:27,341 I... 1395 01:37:27,383 --> 01:37:29,552 I just want... 1396 01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:31,428 I... 1397 01:37:32,847 --> 01:37:34,891 Don't you hate all those uncomfortable things... 1398 01:37:34,932 --> 01:37:38,895 What happens when you try to ask him? to someone who will be with you again? 1399 01:37:38,932 --> 01:37:42,024 I'm going to make it easy for you. I'll give you a list of possible excuses. 1400 01:37:42,060 --> 01:37:44,861 All you have to do is to answer yes or no. Good? 1401 01:37:46,862 --> 01:37:50,365 Good. Here we go. 1402 01:37:50,407 --> 01:37:53,703 Reasons why you and me We can't get back together... 1403 01:37:53,745 --> 01:37:56,790 - You're dating someone else. - No. 1404 01:37:56,831 --> 01:38:00,295 - You are going to enter a convent. - No. 1405 01:38:00,336 --> 01:38:02,672 Are you shaving your legs? 1406 01:38:02,713 --> 01:38:05,089 No. 1407 01:38:09,845 --> 01:38:12,098 Have you fallen out of love with me? 1408 01:38:14,308 --> 01:38:16,227 No. 1409 01:38:18,565 --> 01:38:22,609 - ¿No? - No. 1410 01:38:25,362 --> 01:38:27,282 It's fabulous. 1411 01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:31,202 Maybe you and me... 1412 01:38:31,244 --> 01:38:33,371 - we should... - You forget one thing. 1413 01:38:33,413 --> 01:38:37,333 - That? - Your mother. 1414 01:38:37,375 --> 01:38:39,878 It's gone. 1415 01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:42,506 - ¿A Florida? - She's on the plane. 1416 01:38:44,334 --> 01:38:46,929 How do I know you won't jump in? of a plane to be with her... 1417 01:38:46,953 --> 01:38:49,097 tomorrow or next week or next month? 1418 01:38:50,348 --> 01:38:52,267 Because I let her go. 1419 01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:57,731 I'm ready to put on in the first place. 1420 01:39:00,066 --> 01:39:02,863 Last call for boarding. Attention all passengers... 1421 01:39:02,904 --> 01:39:05,365 bound for New York City. 1422 01:39:05,406 --> 01:39:07,700 - Come on. - Where? 1423 01:39:07,741 --> 01:39:09,702 Well, we're boarding. 1424 01:39:09,744 --> 01:39:13,039 - Are you going to New York? - I know a sergeant in the Bronx. 1425 01:39:13,081 --> 01:39:15,959 He transferred from Chicago. Maybe you can move some contacts. 1426 01:39:16,001 --> 01:39:18,546 And put me on the waiting list for some position. 1427 01:39:18,587 --> 01:39:22,091 Would you do that? Would you leave everything just to be with me? 1428 01:39:22,133 --> 01:39:24,093 Yes. 1429 01:39:24,135 --> 01:39:26,012 I love you. 1430 01:39:30,100 --> 01:39:32,019 I love you, too. 1431 01:40:09,643 --> 01:40:11,645 Let's go to our place origin or we all die! 1432 01:40:11,687 --> 01:40:15,273 Nobody move! 1433 01:40:23,241 --> 01:40:26,243 Rose! 1434 01:40:56,194 --> 01:40:57,945 Danny, calm down. 1435 01:40:57,981 --> 01:41:00,406 I can take care of myself. 1436 01:41:05,746 --> 01:41:07,706 Is everything all right? 1437 01:41:07,748 --> 01:41:11,336 It couldn't be better. Come on. 1438 01:41:14,336 --> 01:41:19,337 Spanish subtitles by The Burner