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4 JULY 1776
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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In 1803
Thomas Jefferson bought Louisiana -

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From Napoleon for $15 million.
It doubled the size of the US -

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at a nice price which was approx
seven dollars per square kilometer.

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President Jefferson ordered
Meriwether Lewis Expedition -

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to explore and document a new area.

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Lewis chose his best friend
William Clark's -

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as the second leader of the expedition.

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A distance of 12,875 kilometers
was expected to last for years, -

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but before
starting the famous trek -

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they had to overcome their biggest obstacle.

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Lewis's wife, Mavis.

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Gold! Goodness.

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I missed you so much.
It's great that you're home!

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Is that a new hat?
-There is. I did it while you were gone.

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Very wearable. Excellent work.
-Thanks.

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You are a good seamstress.
-I'll do my best.

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You could do anything
with those little hands of yours.

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I miss you so much.
I just miss you.

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I know you've been gone
but there is a lot to do here.

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Latrines must be dug before the rains.

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Don't forget last year's skins.
They need to be tanned.

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We didn't have time to tan them.
Goodness. It's a lot of work.

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How to meet
with president jefferson went?

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Guess what everyone is talking about.
- About the massacre of the Indians?

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No. of the Louisiana Purchase.

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It's a big deal.
-Huge.

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Tell me about that meeting. What did he say?

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Well, it's...

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It's crazy, but...
-What?

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He wants me to explore the Oregon route.

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What? Is that you?
-The Louisiana Purchase. So.

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He needs maps.
-Maps?

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He wants to know what he bought.

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You just came home and now you're leaving again.

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Do you think I want to leave?
I want to be here with you.

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I want to skin the carcasses and tan the pulleys.

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I want to can the fruit
and salt the cucumbers.

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I was ready for it.

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Are you doing this alone?
Going solo on the Oregon Trail?

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I don't.

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I don't.
- You don't. Do you have company?

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Clark is... Clark is coming.
Clark is coming with me.

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William Clark?
- Yes, William.

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William is coming.

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Your best friend and fish buddy?
-Jefferson wants Clark along.

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Do you think I want Clark?
He complains all the time.

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He is a bad climber.

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He has weak bones.
- Painful bones?

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And he just hollers, "My foot, my toe."

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I did my best to avoid it, honey.

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I don't want to go on a research trip
With Clark.

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The president wanted
that you chart the Oregon route -

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with your best friend William Clark.

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That is the definition of coincidence.

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Here is my best friend.

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I didn't even mention him
to President Jefferson.

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He said:
"I want William Clark with you."

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He doesn't know about our friendship.
Sorry. Who could it be?

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Hi William!
-Hello!

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Oh my god, what a surprise.
-Clark!

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I heard you just got back.

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Hello, honey. Look.
-William Clark.

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We were just talking about you.

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So.
-How is Abigail?

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He's fine.
-Good.

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How are your soft bones?

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What? What?
- Painful bones.

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Painful bone.
- Painful bones.

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So.
-Very.

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They are fine.
-Really?

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You use willow bark, right?

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Willow bark. Yes, I used it.
It is chewed.

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No, it's rubbed into the poor bones.

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I do that too. I rub and chew,
and then the toe did this.

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Do you rub and chew?
-Yeah.

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It's a miracle.
- It was a miracle.

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I'll let you talk.

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I have housework.

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Homework.
-A lot of laundry for one.

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Did you tell him?
-Factor.

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Does it suit him?
-Not at all.

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Did you tell Abigail?
-Factor.

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What did he say?
-Not good.

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We're going.
-So. We have to go.

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There is no doubt about it. We're going.

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Yes.
- We're going.

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Bring your fishing rod.
-Yeah.

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Yeah.
-I have lures and baits.

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What about the web? Do you have a network?
- It isn't.

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I wear my hat.
-What? Great.

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The whole trip is pure fun.

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We're having fun.
-Fishing. That's all.

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We need to explore places.

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So.
-So.

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What does it contain?

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I imagine we're going to a place
where we haven't been.

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We look around.

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We could do that. It's not difficult.
- It's easy.

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You went to Washington.
You saw Jefferson. What is he like?

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A dick.
-Really?

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So.
- He's a strange guy.

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Always going to France.
-So.

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What is he doing in France?

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What about us? Can we bring Indian wives?

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You can't say that anymore.

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Only they can say that.
-Clear. Teepee?

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Teepee is fine.
-Wampum. Can we say wampum?

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It's a gray area.
-It doesn't matter.

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This trip is going to be awesome.
-So awesome!

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So awesome!
-What's so great?

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It's a huge burden.

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So.
-We have to leave our families -

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and leave because of this crazy thing.

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So.
-We don't want to leave.

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But the responsibility
that we feel for our president…

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Folks.
-Towards our fellow citizens.

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Serving the country.
-Exactly.

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You know what?
You have to pack, don't you?

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That's how it should be.
-No. I just have a couple of questions.

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President Jefferson
chose you for the expedition.

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Yes.
-Have you met President Jefferson?

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I am.
-What is he like?

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A dick.

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Have you been on a research trip before?
-If he's alive, he's an explorer.

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If I go to a place I haven't been,
I'm looking into it.

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Are you researching?
-Yes.

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He has been exploring places all his life.

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I'm watching.
-Look at his eyes.

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So.
-Look at those big eyes.

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He's a big-eyed guy.
He has boundless curiosity.

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I suppose when you do that,
you go fishing.

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So. Survival fishing.

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Right.
-Survival.

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Not fun fishing.
-No.

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We don't fish for fun.
- We fish to eat.

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How long will this take?

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Not very long.
-A couple of years.

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A couple of years?
-No.

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He doesn't know what he's talking about.

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Are you saying that Clark's
and Lewis's expedition -

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last a couple of years?
-What?

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It's not Clark and Lewis.
It's Lewis and Clark.

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No, but Clark and Lewis.
Alphabetically.

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We are Lewis and Clark. That's it.

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It's interesting to watch
it in alphabetical order.

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So.

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It can be viewed in alphabetical order.
That doesn't make it interesting.

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It's like ham and eggs.
-Right.

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Eggs precede ham in the alphabet, -

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but it sounds better
when you say ham and eggs.

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Still, it tastes the same, be that as it may
ham and eggs or eggs and ham.

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Nobody's gonna eat us, Clark.
-Something is eating me.

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Anyone else going on a trip?

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No.
-No.

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A couple of Indian girls.
- A girl?

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Will the Indian women go along?
-They are old.

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Old Indian girls?
-Yes.

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Old and sick.
-So.

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Sick?
-So.

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Lumpy ones.
- Lumpy ones.

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Stop it. Why do they send
Indian wives with you?

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You can't say that.

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Right? Clear.
-No.

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What are they doing?

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They orient.
- We need instructions.

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Who knows better
like old indian women?

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Right.
-You are right.

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They are wanted off the reservation,
because they are ugly.

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They don't want them.
-Are they ugly?

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You know what?
- I'm just curious about this.

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You need to pack. Right?

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That's how it should be. The clothes are drying.

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So. Clear. Gotta go.

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All right. See you soon.

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Can you believe?
-Can you believe it?

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He believed the whole thing.
-The whole thing.

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The whole thing.
-All. Painful bones.

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I don't know what a weak bone is.
-What about massage and chewing?

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Will you come with me to my house?
to speak to Abigail, -

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so that I can get out of bed like you?
-Yeah.

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Great.
-Of course.

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Let's go to us.
-Clear.

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Where are you going?
-Where are you going?

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My home.
- It's over here.

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And it isn't. It's along the path.

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Yeah, that path over there.

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Are you sure?

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I think so.

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What am I really thinking?
- I thought that...

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WE THE CITIZENS

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Our democracy differs from others in that
a candidate can be elected president, -

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even if he doesn't get the most votes.

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Weird, right?

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For reasons that defy logic -

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the founding fathers wrote into the constitution
electoral system, -

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which is not a university.

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It is not a place, but a process, -

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where every state
has a certain number of voters, -

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which are determined by population.

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Because of this strange process
five times in US history -

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the winner of the referendum
has lost office.

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In 1876, Democrat Samuel J. Tilden -

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was settled by the Republicans
v. Rutherford B. Hayes.

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On election night, unstable Tilden
was waiting for the results in his hotel room.

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This is great.
-Thanks.

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A great acceptance speech. Thanks.

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Thank you, Governor.
-What about this line?

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"From the banks of the Hudson to the north
to the rolling hills -

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your voice has been heard."
-Heard.

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I hope I can say this.
-Thanks.

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Seaburn to the Treasury.
-Yes.

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Coleman to the State Department.
-Creative.

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He has no experience
about foreign policy, but...

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No, but you can control him.
-Absolutely.

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So.
- I'll tell you what else I think.

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I thought I'd make you the first
a black board member.

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Director of the Post Office. You.
-Words fail me.

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Great.
-You!

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I deliver.
-You deliver. I love it.

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When I think
Moving into the White House, -

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first of all, the mattress needs to be changed.

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Grant, I'm not sleeping on his nasty...

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He drinks and smokes in bed.
-So.

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They handle it.

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Will they bring a new mattress?
-Absolutely.

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We don't know that. You know what they
do? They turn the mattress over.

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A hundred years of nastiness.

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We need new sheets. Who pays for it?
-Taxpayers.

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What about the move itself?

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Our men are ready.

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What about tips when the movers...
- Tips?

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How much do I tip?

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Sometimes there is no change.
Gotta give a dollar.

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No one gets a dollar.

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The White House is the people's house.
The people pay.

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Am I not paying for anything?
-You don't pay for anything.

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That sounds good.
-So.

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Governor, I have the election results.

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82 percent of the people voted,
almost the entire nation.

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Popular vote winner with 250,000 votes -

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is Governor Tilden.

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But...

244
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But...

245
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,348
But...
- Time to light up.

246
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,059
Let's find something.
- That's not all.

247
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,895
what did you say
-What?

248
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,814
The vote of the Electoral Assembly...

249
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,069
184, Tilden.

250
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,989
185, Hayes.

251
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,200
What?
-What?

252
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,786
Hayes won.
-What?

253
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,162
He is the president.

254
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:36,673
You lost.
-No! I won!

255
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,425
I have the most votes.
What the hell is an electorate meeting?

256
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,261
Vote.
-What the hell is that?

257
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,514
It's in the constitution.
-No! That's not fair!

258
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,100
I won! What kind of country is this?

259
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,602
Democracy.
-And it isn't!

260
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,563
I got the most votes. Who this
invented the electorate system?

261
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:56,150
The Founding Fathers of Hell? What idiots!

262
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,487
Madison, I'd like to take a nap
him in the face. That dick!

263
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,073
The one with the most votes wins!

264
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,368
Jeez!
-Governor, calm down.

265
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:09,038
Which states let us down?
-Louisiana, South Carolina and Florida.

266
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,165
Florida! Mulchists!

267
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,545
Is everything okay?
-What the hell do you want?

268
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,840
Get the hell out of here!
Go away, tailgater!

269
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,758
Why do we have electors?

270
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,469
Republicans don't approve
constitutional amendment, -

271
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,847
because they know they will lose every election!

272
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,140
Those bastards!

273
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:31,894
It is the only competition in the world
where the winner loses!

274
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,439
You lose!

275
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,316
You lose! You lose!

276
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,486
It's not fair.

277
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,904
It doesn't make sense.

278
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,575
We need to work on your defeat speech.

279
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,619
Governor! No!
-Governor!

280
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,789
No!
-Wait!

281
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,292
No! Governor, no! Wait!
-Mr!

282
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,045
Governor! No!
- I'm the president!

283
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,921
I'm the president!
-Don't kill yourself!

284
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:03,134
Governor, it's not worth it!
-I won! I'm the president!

285
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,103
THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE

286
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:19,400
The Great Depression began in the stock market
from the crash in October 1929.

287
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,528
Stock prices collapsed
50 percent in ten weeks.

288
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,614
It wiped out billions in assets.

289
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:28,618
People lost their jobs,
their savings and their home.

290
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:32,830
Economic ruin and unemployment
led to widespread despair, -

291
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,290
and suicides were common.

292
00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:38,503
The bread lines were a block long.

293
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:42,548
People were grateful
of all alms.

294
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,175
Well, most of them.

295
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,468
FREE FOR THE UNEMPLOYED

296
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:49,263
Special issue! According to Hoover
this is the Coolidge Depression!

297
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,850
Read all! Hoover says,
that this is the Coolidge Depression!

298
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,894
What will last today?
-Read it all!

299
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,235
Look at this. This queue will never end.

300
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,195
Crazy. So.
-Beyond belief.

301
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,613
Terrible.

302
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,615
Hello, Ralph. How is it going? Long time no see.

303
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,909
Hey, mate.
-Do you have a cigarette?

304
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,494
what are you doing

305
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,121
I'm talking to my friend Ralph.

306
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,456
Come on. You hardly know him.

307
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,584
We played baseball together.
-He's not your friend. You're lying.

308
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:22,213
Rupattelets and advantages. It won't work.
- I don't know what that means.

309
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,799
That's what pretending is
that he knows someone, -

310
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,051
so that you can take advantage of the queue.
-We grew up together.

311
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,221
Rupattelu is only for close relatives.
Cousins ​​aren't good either.

312
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,265
Who appointed you chancellor of rupattel?

313
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,601
My father. And he died.
And now I am the new chancellor.

314
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,937
Your dad was talking shit. So do you.

315
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,064
20 years ago I would have beaten you.

316
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,567
I guess so. Good luck with the soup.

317
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,026
I wouldn't have beaten him.

318
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,737
I couldn't beat anyone,
but it's funny to say so.

319
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,489
It is. That's funny to say.

320
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,576
It would be fun to say that
and stand behind your words.

321
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,078
I can imagine that.

322
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,497
By the way, did you hear about Stu Mackey?

323
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,875
He committed suicide. Jumped off the bridge.

324
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,879
Oh my god. I knew him well.
- He left a suicide note.

325
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:06,674
Said goodbye to everyone and mentioned his wife,
his family and friends.

326
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,260
Marty, Bob, Mel, Jeff Salsido.

327
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,595
Did he mention…

328
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,555
Did he mention me?

329
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,557
I don't think so. No.

330
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,934
Didn't he mention me?
-No.

331
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,438
I knew him better than Jeff Salcido.
Why didn't he mention me?

332
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,732
I saw him last week in the bread line.

333
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,110
We exchanged a lot of secrets.
I opened up to him.

334
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,447
I confided in him about it,
how i survived the great war

335
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,157
Really?
- I pretended to be crazy.

336
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,325
Did you do that?
- I did.

337
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,327
I went there and said:

338
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,872
"I haven't been out in five years."

339
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,626
"This is the first time. I can't
fight with anyone. I…”

340
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,670
I didn't know that "imbecile"
is a category. Is it?

341
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:48,090
Let's do my army thing
between us.

342
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,510
I told you I was homosexual.
That's how I got out.

343
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,304
Clever.
-So. Or I'm not.

344
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,681
It goes without saying.
-Why did you say that?

345
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,517
I'm just saying...

346
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,770
If it goes without saying,
no need to say that.

347
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,605
Sometimes, when it goes without saying, -

348
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,858
it has to be said that it goes without saying
clear so no one says it.

349
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,818
Don't tell anyone I did that.

350
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,404
To get out of the army. Sure.
-Right.

351
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,740
That also goes without saying.
-Again.

352
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,282
That's a separate thought.

353
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,953
Do you know what I mean?
-Sure.

354
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,079
Movement to the joints.

355
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,705
I don't understand
why wasn't I mentioned in the message?

356
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:24,417
Is it possible to
that I hurt him somehow?

357
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,836
Did you say something to him?

358
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,840
I... I complimented his potato sack.

359
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,300
What did you do?
-So.

360
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,928
He had a sack of potatoes,
and I think it suited him.

361
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,473
Compared to other potato sacks
it was really good looking.

362
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,308
I said, "Hey, nice potato sack."

363
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,061
Did you say it's nice?
-Many can't do that.

364
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,521
She looked good in it.

365
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,732
Nobody tries to look good
in a potato sack. He was clearly embarrassed.

366
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:50,278
I asked where he got the sack of potatoes,
just in case I need one.

367
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,405
It was a compliment.
Look at that potato sack.

368
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,573
Would you use that? I don't.

369
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,992
Look at that potato sack.
He looks awful.

370
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,453
Everything is relative. It's terrible
and good potato sacks.

371
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,330
He had a particularly good sack of potatoes.

372
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,957
You call a sack of potatoes beautiful.

373
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,918
Compared to these others. That's all.

374
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:11,507
You know what? That's still not a reason to be
without mentioning anyone in the suicide note.

375
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,635
It's not fair.
-Next. Please.

376
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,888
Thanks.

377
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,561
Thanks.
-First of all, thanks for the soup.

378
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,980
Please.
-May I suggest something?

379
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,441
All right.
- It's a bit tasteless.

380
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,818
The soup is good.
- Salt would make a blade.

381
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,445
There is no salt.
-No salt?

382
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,615
We don't salt the soup.
-Usually there is soup and salt.

383
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,993
The poor cannot afford to choose.
-You know what? I'm a picky poor thing.

384
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,621
Do you want to give the soup back?
There are enough eaters.

385
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,247
I'm eating soup.

386
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,458
Clear.
- Movement in the joints.

387
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,965
Do you have any bread? I didn't get bread.

388
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,718
Bread. Everyone has bread.

389
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,638
Do you know anyone unluckier than me?
-Stu Mackey.

390
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,643
I'm getting some bread.
-Next!

391
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,314
I didn't get bread.
-Hello!

392
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,607
what are you doing

393
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,734
No. I'll just take a piece of bread.

394
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,111
You can only get bread by queuing.

395
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,280
But I was already in line.
- You already got bread.

396
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,699
I didn't get bread.
-That bastard too!

397
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,451
Benefits in line.
- Not to the advantage.

398
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,869
Yep. Go back, scumbag.

399
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,663
Don't go to the back of the queue for bread.

400
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,956
Behind. To the back of the queue.
-Go to the back.

401
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,417
Quietly! Shut up.

402
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,045
Get back in line.
- I was already in line.

403
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,757
Fuck you! Ski to the fir tree,
its dirty bums too!

404
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,926
20 years ago I would have beaten
all of you.

405
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:40,346
Sit down!
- 20 years ago. Not now.

406
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,473
Not now. But 20 years ago
i could have.

407
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,642
Sit or get lost.
-Yes, 20 years ago.

408
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,062
Didn't you get bread?
- I don't.

409
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,107
Is Stu Mackey's widow in line?

410
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,275
There is. Gloria. Sad.

411
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,780
I ask him about the message.
- That doesn't sound like a good idea.

412
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,074
I'll be back soon.
-Next!

413
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,200
Gloria.

414
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,202
Hello.
-Hello.

415
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:07,039
I heard from Stu. I'm sorry.
-Thanks.

416
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:11,252
Did you know this would happen?
-I had no idea.

417
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,171
Did he ever tell you he was depressed?

418
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:19,051
No. He seemed happy.
He had just bought a new sack of potatoes.

419
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:22,930
I complimented his potato sack.
I thought she looked good in it.

420
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,225
When looking at these others
potato sacks, forget the whole thing.

421
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,562
His was much better.
- It reminds me of him.

422
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,188
Other potato sacks?
-So.

423
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,232
Do you think of him every time you eat a potato?

424
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,818
You know what? I was a little jealous.

425
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,863
If I needed a sack of potatoes,
i would like one.

426
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,490
Do you still have that potato sack?

427
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,951
He jumped in a sack of potatoes.

428
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,287
We don't have that anymore.

429
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,998
Why would you jump in your best potato sack?

430
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:52,585
We'll never know.
-Stu. We were close.

431
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:57,757
Was he talking about me? Not a word?
-No. He said you talked.

432
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,426
He told how you avoided the war -

433
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,303
pretending to be an imbecile.

434
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,222
It was personal.
He shouldn't have told.

435
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,057
We shared things. We were married.

436
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,227
You didn't share much.
He did not say why he killed himself.

437
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,733
You said you share everything. You were
married, but he did not share it.

438
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,819
I'm just trying to remember the good times.

439
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,573
Did he have a negative opinion
for playing imbecile?

440
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,701
Why do you ask?
-Because he wrote a long -

441
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,828
suicide note.

442
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,121
The message.

443
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,248
He mentioned many of my acquaintances in the message.

444
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,501
Many people.
-But not me.

445
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,169
He didn't mention you.

446
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,714
I just wonder why he left me
of such a message?

447
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,592
Why do you care?
-Because it's not fair.

448
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,178
My husband jumped off the bridge
and committed suicide, -

449
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,639
but the fact that you are not mentioned in the message,
is unfair.

450
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,391
You can understand how that hurt my feelings.

451
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,353
I'm sorry for you.
-Thanks.

452
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,815
It has been and gone.

453
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,275
Oh my god.
-So. All right.

454
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,529
Forget the water. Forget water and bridges.

455
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,323
Let's forget about it.

456
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,076
It's hard to think about.
-I guess so.

457
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:11,163
I am very sad.
-I'm really sorry.

458
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,165
Thanks.
-Are you OK?

459
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,418
I don't. I'm miserable.
I've never been so sad.

460
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:19,672
I can hardly keep up.
-I have a proposal.

461
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,174
There is a soup kitchen in the center.

462
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,635
Much better than this.
Queues are short.

463
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,928
There is good coffee.

464
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,972
Let's go there for coffee.
-What?

465
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,850
Come on. Let's sit down and have fun.

466
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,268
Me and you?
-So.

467
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:37,231
Larry, I... I'm grieving.
-Of course. Grieve away.

468
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:41,777
I don't want to deprive you of good grief,
but mourners must eat and drink.

469
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,990
Mourners do everything others do,
but slower and darker.

470
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:49,577
Mourners are like ordinary people,
but without a light step.

471
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,288
I have walked with mourners,
and it's hard.

472
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,624
After ten minutes
the mourner was 45 meters behind me.

473
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:59,003
I said, "Come on, mourner. Speed ​​up.
Move, mourner!"

474
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:02,840
If you had to give one
advice for non-mourners, it would be:

475
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,093
never go hiking a mourner
with. You will regret it.

476
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,554
Larry, here's the thing.
Let me make this very clear.

477
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,890
If I wasn't a mourner...
- It's okay, you're not a mourner.

478
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,350
If I wasn't grieving and I was single -

479
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,228
and you would be the last man standing
on this planet, -

480
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,982
I wouldn't go hiking with you
and I wouldn't drink coffee...

481
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,442
Yes.
-...or liquids with you.

482
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,778
I understand that. The possibilities are equal.

483
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,698
You flip a coin,
either you get coffee or you don't...

484
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,034
Shut up, Larry. Go to the back of the line.

485
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,620
Clear.

486
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:37,499
Hello! You know what?
Would you like an extra piece of bread?

487
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,336
I didn't get bread.
- At the back of the queue. No fighting and favoritism.

488
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,338
I was at the back of the line.

489
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,340
To the back of the queue.
- I was at the back of the line.

490
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,885
Look at him! Recidivist!
-This fucking guy.

491
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,721
I was at the end of the line!
-A hardened scumbag.

492
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,057
Boo!
- To the back of the line!

493
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:56,018
To the end of the line!
-I didn't get bread!

494
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:10,991
The Second Season of George Washington
was nearing its end.

495
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,244
Although the constitution allowed
unlimited redials, -

496
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:18,248
Washington thought it best,
that he stepped aside.

497
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,000
So he testified to the citizens -

498
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:23,921
commitment to democracy instead of power.

499
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:27,800
Washington also warned
the rise of political groups.

500
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,843
He was afraid
that if people voted -

501
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:34,473
loyalty to the party
instead of the common interest of the people, -

502
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:39,687
it could promote revenge,
which would lead to cunning, ambitious -

503
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:44,400
and the rise of immoral men,
who would take the reins in the government.

504
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:47,236
But that couldn't happen.

505
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,613
Dear citizens, -

506
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:53,826
I stand before you today as your president -

507
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:58,914
to inform
that I'm not aiming for a third season.

508
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,165
What?

509
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,751
The country needs you!
-No.

510
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:09,717
To ensure budding
the success of our democracy -

511
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:15,973
I don't think anyone should be
as president for more than two terms.

512
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:21,979
I hope future presidents
follow my example.

513
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:26,025
What if some future president
not following your example -

514
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:29,445
and aiming for a third season?
-So.

515
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,155
There are solutions for that.

516
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:37,786
Congress can make a constitution
an addition that forbids it.

517
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:38,912
Clever.

518
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:43,459
What if there's some asshole in office,
some narcissistic dick, -

519
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:46,628
that does not follow the constitution?
-So!

520
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:47,838
So.
-So what?

521
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:52,926
I understand your fervor, but maybe
you could moderate your language.

522
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,636
I apologize, Mr. President.

523
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:57,514
This really annoys me.

524
00:25:57,639 --> 00:26:02,811
I see. But rest assured,
that even if the future president -

525
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:07,900
would violate the Constitution,
United States Congress -

526
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:11,737
and the United States Supreme Court
wouldn't allow it.

527
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,489
Sure enough.

528
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:17,826
What if in the Supreme Court
have a bunch of suitors -

529
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:20,788
and Congress is a bunch of slobs, -

530
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:24,458
who care more about the party
like his country?

531
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:31,924
I can't even fathom
the existence of such men.

532
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:36,637
But to make sure of this
success in the big exam -

533
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:40,974
I suggest
that after every presidential election -

534
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:45,437
the transfer of power will take place peacefully.
-Yes.

535
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:49,441
Where the loser accepts the election results -

536
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:53,403
and supports the winner.

537
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:54,780
As it should.

538
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:59,451
Anyone who would not accept free
and fair elections, is a sociopath.

539
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,078
Mind!

540
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:04,206
A man like that could incite a rebellion -

541
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:07,042
instead of admitting defeat.

542
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,294
What a fool!
-Ruffian!

543
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:13,340
He could use the office of president
to enrich himself and his family.

544
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,092
No.

545
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,678
He can send troops into cities -

546
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,722
to terrorize and even
to kill Americans, -

547
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:25,936
just to distract from it,
that he is a friend of a pedophile!

548
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:30,065
He could attack universities
and even against a free press -

549
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:34,153
silencing all his critics.

550
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:38,407
Come on! That can never happen.
- That's what you think.

551
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:42,744
Are you trying to say
for the president to spend time -

552
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,998
to challenge all,
who mock him -

553
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,875
like he's a big baby?

554
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,084
Big baby.

555
00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:51,545
I don't see it.

556
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,423
What kind of president-elect would do that?

557
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:59,261
Insecure, lying asshole,
who would cheat even in golf.

558
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:02,556
He would cheat at golf!
-Sick!

559
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,683
Disgusting.
-What is golf?

560
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,352
A game invented in Scotland.
It's fun.

561
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:11,273
What kind of man would cheat at golf?

562
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,234
Cunt!
-Sick man!

563
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,447
did i mention
that he is a pedophile's best friend?

564
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:23,535
Citizens, calm down.
He is only speaking hypothetically.

565
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:28,874
In reality
such a bad-tempered man -

566
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:32,669
would never run for president.

567
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,963
I'm just throwing ideas around, Mr. President.

568
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:38,717
What if he was
a corrupt con artist, -

569
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:42,346
pathological liar,
who would take advantage of prejudice?

570
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:47,935
Are you saying that our voters
are a bunch of gullible fools, -

571
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,437
who could such a scoundrel persuade?

572
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:54,524
Yes, Mr. President,
that's exactly what I'm saying!

573
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:59,196
If they voted for him,
they like him. It is the will of the people.

574
00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:00,697
That's stupidity.

575
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:01,949
That's democracy!

576
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:05,827
Voting for such an asshole
is the end of our democracy.

577
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,580
You're an asshole!
-You're an asshole!

578
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,291
You and you!
-No, you are!

579
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,168
You are!
-Shut up, mother!

580
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,383
Citizens, please!

581
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,306
Stop it! This is madness!

582
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,850
Citizens!

583
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:32,145
You are a cuckold! So!

584
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,400
People! Citizens, stop!
-Civil war.

585
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:41,405
I pray you,
this is madness! Citizens!

586
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:44,950
We're screwed.

587
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:53,917
IN MEMORY OF ROB REINER

588
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,588
Finnish translation: Sami Marjamäki
