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Subtitles by explosiveskull
Sync by GoldenBeard

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[news anchor on radio]
<i>The news never ends.</i>

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<i>This is 1080 GCR.</i>

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<i>You get all the news you
need, all day long.</i>

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<i>Good morning.</i>

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<i>It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this
Thursday, October 15th.</i>

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<i>I'm Stan L.
Brooks, and here's what's happening.</i>

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<i>It's day 18
of the garbage strike,</i>

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<i>with 10,000 tons of garbage
piling up every day.</i>

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<i>Even the nicest sections
of the city</i>

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<i>are looking like slums.</i>

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<i>Health Commissioner
Edward O'Rourke is</i>

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<i>declaring a city-wide
state of emergency</i>

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<i>for the first time in decades.</i>

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[O'Rourke] <i>There's no need
to wait until somebody dies</i>

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<i>or comes down
with typhoid fever.</i>

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<i>It's already
a serious situation.</i>

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[news anchor] <i>It's
something that affects</i>

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<i>almost everyone
in the city,</i>

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<i>no matter who they are
or where they live.</i>

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[man 1] <i>You can't go
down no one avenue</i>

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<i>without seeing nothing
but garbage and rats.</i>

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[man 2] <i>It's starting to
affect my business</i>

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<i>when customers
can't get in here</i>

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<i>because of
the garbage situation.</i>

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[woman 1] <i>I'm not out
that long to smell it,</i>

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<i>but I think to look at
it, it's terrible.</i>

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[man 3] <i>It don't
affect me except</i>

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<i>for the very bad
smell here.</i>

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<i>It's horrific.</i>

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[woman 2] <i>It's a mess.</i>

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<i>I've been in this country
for 50 years,</i>

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<i>and I've never seen
anything like it.</i>

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<i>What is this world
coming to?</i>

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[man 4] <i>Put 'em
in a room,</i>

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<i>let 'em sit there and talk
until they get it over with.</i>

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<i>24 hours, 48 hours,
how long it takes.</i>

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[man 5] <i>The idea of the
National Guard moving in</i>

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<i>and cleaning up
is a good idea.</i>

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[news anchor] <i>In other news,</i>

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<i>the building industry
and landlords today</i>

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<i>expressed concern
over the latest</i>

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<i>increase in
heating oil prices.</i>

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<i>Renters in the metro area</i>

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<i>are certain to
feel the pinch...</i>

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[grunts sadly]

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[upbeat music
playing on piano]

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[people chattering
and yelling]

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[car horns honking]

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[boy 1] Yo, what's up
with your shoes, bro?

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[boy 2] Nice outfit, pal.

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[boy 1] If you're gonna be a
clown, at least you could be

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a good one.
You know that, right?

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- [Arthur] Hey! Hey!
- [boy 3] Grab it!

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[boy 4] Go, go, go!

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[Arthur] Hey!

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[boy 2] He's coming!

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Come on, clown, let's go!
We've got the sign.

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- [boy 2] Look at him running.
- [boy 1] Let's go!

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Stop them!

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[boy 1] Go, go, go, go!
Watch the car, watch the car!

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- [horns honking]
- [laughs mockingly]

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[boy 1] Where's
your sign, clown?

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- [driver] Hey!
- [yelps]

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[horns honking]

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[panting]

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[boy 1] Go, clown!
Come on!

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Stop them!

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[boys shouting]

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Go! Come on!

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[Arthur] Stop them!

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Come on, run!

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Hey!

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You fucking...

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[continues panting]

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- [groans]
- [boy 2] Oh, shit! Good hit.

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[boy 1] Come on!
Beat his ass up.

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Come on! This guy's weak.
He can't do nothing.

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Harder! Harder!

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Beat him up.
Take his stuff.

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Let's go, let's go!
Come on. Let's go!

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[breathing heavily]

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[groans]

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[labored breathing]

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[strained laughing]

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[clears throat]

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[continues laughing]

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Ha!

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[chuckling]

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[laughing]

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[wheezes]

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[grunts]

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[laughing]

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[wheezes]

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[clears throat]

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[laughing tearfully]

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[Arthur chuckles]

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[Arthur sniffles]

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Is it just me,

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or is it getting
crazier out there?

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- It is certainly tense.
- Hmm.

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People are upset.

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They're struggling.
Looking for work.

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These are tough times.

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[exhales]

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How about you?

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Have you been keeping
up with your journal?

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Yes, ma'am.

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Great.

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Did you bring it
with you?

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Arthur.

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Last time,
I asked you to bring your journal

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with you
for these appointments.

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Can I see it?

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I've been using it as a journal,

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but also
as a joke diary.

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Funny thoughts
or observations.

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I think
I told you

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I'm pursuing a career
in stand-up comedy.

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No, you didn't.

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I think I did.

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"I just hope my death makes
more sense than my life."

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[laughs]

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How does it feel to
have to come here?

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Does it help to have
someone to talk to?

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I think
I felt better

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when I was locked
up in the hospital.

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And have you
thought more about

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why you were
locked up?

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[head thudding]

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Who knows?

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I was wondering if you
could ask the doctor

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to increase
my medication.

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Arthur, you're on
seven different medications.

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Surely,
they must be doing something.

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I just don't want to
feel so bad anymore.

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[gasps]

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[laughing]

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Would you please
stop bothering my kid?

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I wasn't bothering him.
I was...

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Just stop.

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[Arthur laughing]

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What?
You think that's funny?

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[continues laughing]

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[gagging]

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I'm sorry. I have a...
[laughing]

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I'm sorry.
[continues laughing]

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[woman exhales]

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[Arthur continues laughing]

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[music playing]

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[exhales]

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[Penny] Happy,
did you check the mail

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before you came up?

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Yeah, Mom.

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Nothing.

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[news anchor 1 on TV]
<i>And finally, tonight,</i>

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<i>just when you thought
it couldn't get any worse...</i>

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<i>...authorities are saying</i>

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<i>the city is under siege
by scores of rats.</i>

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<i>And not just any rats,</i>

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<i>but super rats,
who are hard to kill.</i>

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He must not be
getting my letters.

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Yeah.

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It's Thomas Wayne,
Mom.

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He's a busy man.

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Please. I worked for
that family for years.

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The least he could do
is write back.

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Here. Don't get all worked up.
Eat.

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You need to eat.

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You need to eat.
Look how skinny you are.

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[clears throat]

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[news anchor 1] <i>Both victims
were taken to Gotham General.</i>

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[news anchor 2]
<i>Sounds like</i>

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<i>the city needs to
find the Pied Piper.</i>

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He'll make a great mayor.
Everybody says so.

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Oh, yeah. Everybody who?
Who do you talk to?

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Well, everybody
on the news.

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He's the only one who
could save the city.

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He owes it to us.

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- [theme music playing]
- Come sit. It's starting.

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Yay, Murray.

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[announcer on TV] <i>From NCB
Studios in Gotham City,</i>

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<i>it's</i> Live with
Murray Franklin!

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<i>Tonight, Murray welcomes
Sandra Winger...</i>

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Oh, Sandra Winger's on.

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<i>...and the piano stylings
of Yeldon and Chantel.</i>

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<i>Joining Murray,
as always,</i>

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<i>Ellis Drane
and his jazz orchestra.</i>

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<i>And now,
without further ado,</i>

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Murray Franklin.

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- [upbeat jazz music playing]
- [audience cheering]

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- [music ends]
- [audience cheering loudly]

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- Thank you.
- [Arthur cheering]

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Thank you.

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We got a great-looking
audience tonight.

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Yeah!

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Wow. Thank you.
Thank you.

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Thank you.

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So, everybody's heard
about the super rats that

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- are in Gotham now, right?
- [audience] Yeah.

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Well, today,
the mayor said he has a solution.

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You ready for this?

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Super cats.

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[all laughing]

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But in all seriousness,
I mean, these rats are...

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[Arthur] I love you,
Murray!

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[audience chuckling]

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I love you, too.

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[all laughing]

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Hey, Bobby,
would you put the lights on?

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Who is that?

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Was that you?
You wanna stand up, please?

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Stand up for me.

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Go ahead.

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What's your name?

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Hi, Murray. Arthur.

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- Arthur?
- My name's Arthur.

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Oh, okay. Well,
there's something special about you,

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Arthur, I could tell.

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Where are you from?

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I live right here
in the city

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- with my [stammers] mother.
- [audience laughing]

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[Murray] Okay, hold on. Hold on.

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There's nothing funny
about that.

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I lived with my mother before I made it.
Just me and her.

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I'm that kid whose father went
out for a pack of cigarettes,

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and he never
came back.

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[audience] Aww.

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[Arthur] I know
what that's like, Murray.

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I've been the man of the house
for as long as I can remember.

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I take good care
of my mother.

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All that sacrifice,
she must love you very much.

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She does.

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She always tells me to smile
and put on a happy face.

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She says I was put here to
spread joy and laughter.

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[audience] Aww.

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Wow.

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I like that. I like that a lot.
Come on down.

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Come on.
For that, you gotta come down.

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- [audience cheering]
- Come on! Come on.

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[upbeat jazz music playing]

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Come on.

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[audience cheering loudly]

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Okay, we got a big show tonight.
Stay tuned.

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We'll be right back.

246
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That was great, Arthur.
Thank you.

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I mean, I loved hearing
what you had to say.

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It made my day.

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Thanks, Murray.

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00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,333
You see all this,
the lights, the show,

251
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,901
the audience,
all that stuff?

252
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,102
I'd give it all up
in a heartbeat

253
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,505
to have a kid
like you.

254
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,389
[stretching shoe]

255
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,637
- [indistinct chattering]
- [music playing on radio]

256
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,645
[sighs]

257
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,948
- [Randall] What's up, ladies?
- Hey, Randall. What's up?

258
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,818
Another day
in chuckle town.

259
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,084
[man] Yup.

260
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,590
You okay?

261
00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:02,160
I heard about
the beatdown you took.

262
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,996
Fucking savages.

263
00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:07,800
It was just a bunch of kids.
I should have left it alone.

264
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,434
No.

265
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,369
They'll take everything
from you if you do that.

266
00:16:11,436 --> 00:16:13,271
All the crazy shit
out there.

267
00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:15,307
- They're animals.
- [chuckles]

268
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,146
You know what?

269
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:27,352
Here.

270
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,590
What is it?

271
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,724
Take it.

272
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,726
It's for you.

273
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,263
[chuckling]

274
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,600
[Randall] You gotta
protect yourself out there.

275
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,467
Otherwise,
you're gonna get fucked.

276
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,303
Randall,

277
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:49,374
I'm not supposed to
have a gun.

278
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,945
Don't sweat it, Art.

279
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,379
No one
has to know.

280
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,883
And you can pay me
back some other time.

281
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,316
You know
you're my boy.

282
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,218
[laughing]

283
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,754
[Gary] Arthur,

284
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,923
Hoyt wants to
see you in his office.

285
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,859
Hey, Gary.
You know what I've always wondered?

286
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,159
No idea.

287
00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:10,028
Do you people call it
miniature golf

288
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,364
or is it just golf
to you?

289
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,065
[Randall and Arthur
laughing]

290
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,470
[man] Punch him in the
dick, Gary.

291
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,173
[laughing]

292
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,023
Hello, Hoyt.

293
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,559
Gary said you wanted to see me.

294
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,762
How's the comedy career?
Are you a famous stand-up yet?

295
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,062
Not quite.

296
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,164
Just been working
on my material.

297
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,233
No, don't sit.
This'll be quick.

298
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,969
Look,
I like you, Arthur.

299
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,369
You know,
a lot of the guys,

300
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:52,805
they think you're a freak,
but I like you.

301
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:56,274
I don't even know
why I like you.

302
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,511
But I got
another complaint.

303
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,479
It's starting to piss me off.
Kenny's Music.

304
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,481
The guy said
you disappeared.

305
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,250
Never even
returned his sign.

306
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,020
Because I got jumped.

307
00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:09,922
Didn't you hear?

308
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,657
For a sign?

309
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,125
That's bullshit.
It doesn't even make sense.

310
00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:16,028
Just get him
his sign back.

311
00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:18,864
He's going out of business,
for God's sake, Arthur.

312
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,633
Why would
I keep his sign?

313
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,703
How the fuck do I know?
Why does anybody do anything?

314
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,806
If you don't
return the sign,

315
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,307
I gotta take it
out of your paycheck.

316
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,476
Are we clear?

317
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,581
Listen,
I'm trying to help you.

318
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,883
Okay? And I'll tell you
something else.

319
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,384
The other guys,

320
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,219
they don't feel comfortable
around you, Arthur,

321
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,288
because people
think you're weird.

322
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,224
Okay? And I can't
have that around me.

323
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,827
[Hoyt continues indistinctly]

324
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,299
[grunting]

325
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,801
[elevator bell dings]

326
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,571
[jabbing buttons]

327
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,009
[Sophie] Wait,
wait, wait.

328
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,276
Wait.

329
00:19:41,279 --> 00:19:42,581
Thank you.

330
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,335
[GiGi giggles]

331
00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:07,272
This building is so
awful, isn't it?

332
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,409
This building is so
awful, right, Mommy?

333
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:14,080
Yes, we can
hear you, GiGi.

334
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,049
It's so awful,
Mommy.

335
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,117
[imitates gunshot]

336
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,384
Right, Mommy?

337
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,290
[elevator bell dings]

338
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,627
- Good night.
- [GiGi] This building's

339
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,829
- so awful, isn't it?
- Mmm-hmm.

340
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,363
- [baby crying]
- [man shouting]

341
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,635
Hey.

342
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,471
[imitates gunshot]

343
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,409
Come on.

344
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,017
[upbeat music playing]

345
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,019
[door closes]

346
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:04,830
- [Arthur] Look up.
- [Penny] Mmm.

347
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,966
Maybe the mailman's
throwing them away.

348
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:10,803
Mom, why are these letters
so important to you?

349
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,303
What do you think
he's gonna do?

350
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:14,507
He's gonna help us.

351
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:18,978
But you worked for him,
what, 30 years ago?

352
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,813
Why would
he help us?

353
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,382
Because Thomas Wayne
is a good man.

354
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,986
If he knew
how we were living,

355
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:31,857
if he saw this place,
it would make him sick.

356
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,860
I can't explain it to
you any better than that.

357
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,664
I don't want you worrying
about money, Mom.

358
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,332
Or me.

359
00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:42,668
Everybody's telling me

360
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:46,205
that my stand-up's
ready for the big clubs.

361
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:49,474
But, Happy, what makes you
think you could do that?

362
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,178
- What do you mean?
- I mean...

363
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,880
Don't you have to be
funny to be a comedian?

364
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,050
[men on TV singing]

365
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:33,853
[Arthur imitates gunshot]

366
00:22:58,409 --> 00:22:59,812
Hey, what's your name?

367
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,715
Arthur.

368
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:06,384
Hey, Arthur,
you're a really good dancer.

369
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,554
I know.

370
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,890
You know who's not?
Him.

371
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,128
[increases volume]

372
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,396
[Penny] Happy, what was that?
Are you okay?

373
00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:19,965
[Arthur] Mom, what?

374
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,800
[Penny] That noise!
Did you hear that noise?

375
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,336
I'm watching
an old war movie!

376
00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:25,938
[Penny] Turn it down!

377
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,606
- Um...
- [men continue singing]

378
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:34,213
Sorry, Mom.

379
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,115
[children chattering]

380
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:43,656
[indistinct conversation]

381
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:47,927
You good?

382
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,099
[indistinct conversation]

383
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,073
[car horn honks]

384
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,987
[car horn honks]

385
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,960
[audience laughing]

386
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:58,564
It's nice to see these
couples out at my show.

387
00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,799
I have a wife.
We love to role-play.

388
00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:03,702
- [audience] Ooh!
- Yes, yes, very sexy.

389
00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:05,437
My favorite one
right now is

390
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,474
professor and senior
who really needs

391
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:09,808
to pass my class
to graduate.

392
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:10,943
[audience laughing]

393
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,544
- Yes.
- [audience whooping]

394
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,280
So, I'll tell you
how I operate.

395
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,582
I'm a professor at

396
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,083
a prestigious
New England university...

397
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,585
[Arthur laughing]

398
00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:23,455
...and my wife is a senior
in my "Intro To Western Civ."

399
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,424
[audience laughing]

400
00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,226
I know. I know.

401
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:30,929
Why is she a senior in the intro?
I didn't buy it either.

402
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,065
So, she comes to me
during my office hours.

403
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,233
[Arthur laughing]

404
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:35,801
It's Monday and Wednesday,
three to five.

405
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,037
She says, "Excuse
me, Professor Lewis."

406
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:40,305
I can't use my real last
name at this college

407
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:41,807
'cause they
don't hire Jews.

408
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,609
[audience laughing]

409
00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:44,877
It's something I'll address

410
00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:47,146
once I have tenure,
but for now...

411
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,981
She says, "Excuse
me, Professor Lewis,

412
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,382
I think I might be
in danger of failing

413
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:51,683
your 'Intro to Western Civ, '

414
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,918
and I just want
you to know

415
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:55,287
I'm willing to do
anything to pass."

416
00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:59,691
And I said,
"Anything?" And she said... [moans]

417
00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:51,743
[Arthur chuckles]

418
00:26:58,650 --> 00:26:59,952
[doorbell buzzing]

419
00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:08,660
- [Arthur] Oh, hey.
- Hey.

420
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,362
Were you following
me today?

421
00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,801
Yeah.

422
00:27:17,504 --> 00:27:19,972
I thought
that was you.

423
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,774
I was hoping you'd come
in and rob the place.

424
00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:26,111
I have a gun.

425
00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,080
I could come
by tomorrow.

426
00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:30,349
[chuckles]

427
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,018
You're so funny, Arthur.

428
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,523
Yeah.

429
00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:39,057
You know,
I do stand-up comedy.

430
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:42,127
You should maybe come
see a show sometime.

431
00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,229
I could do that.

432
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:45,297
Yeah?

433
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,432
Yeah. You'll let me know when?

434
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:48,700
Yeah.

435
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,610
[man] <i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

436
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,877
<i>♪ Wiggle your ears ♪</i>

437
00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:00,479
[chorus]
<i>♪ Wiggle your ears ♪</i>

438
00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:02,114
[all] <i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

439
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,516
<i>♪ Wiggle your ears ♪</i>

440
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,017
<i>♪ Wiggle your ears ♪</i>

441
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,919
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

442
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,121
<i>♪ And you really
want to show it ♪</i>

443
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,390
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

444
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,825
<i>♪ Wiggle your ears ♪</i>

445
00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,861
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

446
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:17,429
<i>♪ Stomp your feet ♪</i>

447
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,931
<i>♪ Stomp your feet ♪</i>

448
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,567
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

449
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:21,800
<i>♪ Stomp your feet ♪</i>

450
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,302
<i>♪ Stomp your feet ♪</i>

451
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,170
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

452
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:27,406
<i>♪ And you really
want to show it ♪</i>

453
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:29,775
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

454
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:32,277
<i>♪ Stomp your feet ♪</i>

455
00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,946
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

456
00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:35,615
- [Arthur yelps]
- <i>♪ Shout "hurray" ♪</i>

457
00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:37,115
<i>♪ Shout "hurray" ♪</i>

458
00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,884
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

459
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,352
<i>♪ Shout "hurray" ♪</i>

460
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,054
- <i>♪ Shout "hurray" ♪</i>
- [child giggles]

461
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,889
<i>♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪</i>

462
00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,190
- [Arthur giggles]
- <i>♪ And you really want to... ♪</i>

463
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:49,027
Hoyt, please,
I love this job.

464
00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:51,263
<i>Arthur, I need
to know why</i>

465
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,498
<i>you brought a gun
into a kids' hospital.</i>

466
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:56,802
It's a prop.
It's part of my act now.

467
00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,804
<i>That's bullshit.
Bullshit.</i>

468
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:01,641
<i>What kind of clown
carries a fucking gun?</i>

469
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,075
<i>Besides,
Randall told me</i>

470
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:06,345
<i>you tried to buy a .38
off him last week.</i>

471
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,746
Randall told you that?

472
00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:10,749
<i>You're a fuck-up,
Arthur, and a liar.</i>

473
00:29:10,816 --> 00:29:12,017
- <i>You're fired!</i>
- [hangs up]

474
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,388
[dial tone droning]

475
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,144
[announcer on PA]
<i>Jefferson Street.</i>

476
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,013
<i>Next stop, Ninth Ave.</i>

477
00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:45,117
[man 1] I'm telling you,
she wanted my number.

478
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,952
We should've just stayed.

479
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:49,021
[man 2] You're dreaming, man.
She wasn't interested at all.

480
00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:51,724
[man 1] Are you nuts?
Did you see how close we were dancing?

481
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,058
She was in love.

482
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,661
She couldn't wait to
get away from you.

483
00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:57,162
Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy?
Tell him what you saw.

484
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,466
[slurring drunkenly] Hey,
you want some French fries?

485
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:05,937
Hello?

486
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,173
Talking to you.
Hey.

487
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,075
[woman]
No, thank you.

488
00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:12,077
[men laughing]

489
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:14,246
You sure?

490
00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:17,249
They're real good.

491
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:22,921
Don't ignore him.
He's being nice to you.

492
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,023
Whoo...

493
00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,892
[men laughing]

494
00:30:28,795 --> 00:30:30,095
[chuckles]

495
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,732
[laughing continues]

496
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:34,199
[Arthur laughing]

497
00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:51,416
Is something funny,
asshole?

498
00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:54,052
[gasping]

499
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:55,521
[continues laughing]

500
00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:57,089
- Bitch!
- [all jeer]

501
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,160
[men snickering]

502
00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:07,332
<i>♪ Isn't it rich? ♪</i>

503
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:10,135
- <i>♪ Are we a pair? ♪</i>
- [men laughing]

504
00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:15,107
<i>♪ Me here at last
on the ground ♪</i>

505
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:18,243
<i>♪ And you
in mid-air ♪</i>

506
00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:22,114
<i>♪ Send in the clowns ♪</i>

507
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,949
[Arthur continues laughing]

508
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,452
<i>♪ Isn't it bliss? ♪</i>

509
00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:31,557
<i>♪ Don't you approve? ♪</i>

510
00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:34,025
<i>♪ One who keeps
tearing around ♪</i>

511
00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:37,028
<i>♪ And one who
can't move ♪</i>

512
00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:40,298
<i>♪ Where are the clowns? ♪</i>

513
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:44,804
<i>♪ There ought
to be clowns ♪</i>

514
00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:46,371
[both laughing]

515
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,948
So, buddy, tell us,
what's so fucking funny?

516
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,917
Nothing. [laughing]

517
00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,489
I have...
I have a condition.

518
00:32:04,557 --> 00:32:06,726
I'll tell you what you
have, you asshole.

519
00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:08,093
[men] Whoa!

520
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,532
[Arthur] Please, stop!

521
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,667
[groans] We got
a kicker, huh?

522
00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:16,968
Hey, hold him steady.
Hold him steady.

523
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,106
Stay down, freak!

524
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,408
[men grunting
and laughing]

525
00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:32,117
[gunshot]

526
00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:36,388
[screaming]

527
00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:41,426
Hey!
[continues screaming]

528
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,330
[breathing heavily]

529
00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,583
[man continues screaming]

530
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:04,983
[announcer on PA]
<i>Ninth Avenue.</i>

531
00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:06,351
<i>Next stop,
Hunter's Point.</i>

532
00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,687
Hey!

533
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,595
<i>Stand clear of
the closing doors.</i>

534
00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:18,764
[man yelping]

535
00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:30,275
[groans]

536
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:33,178
[man whimpering]

537
00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:34,714
[breathing heavily]

538
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,050
[man screams]

539
00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:42,187
[gun clicking]

540
00:33:48,961 --> 00:33:50,262
[panting]

541
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:55,233
- [ears ringing loudly]
- Shit. Shit.

542
00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:34,507
[panting]

543
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,675
[elevator bell dings]

544
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:50,609
[man 1] I read it was
a guy in full makeup.

545
00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:53,112
[man 2] No,
it says right here it was a mask.

546
00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:55,548
[man 1] Either way,
I think it's good for business.

547
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:58,150
They got clowns on the
front of every newspaper.

548
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,652
Big man,
what's the good word?

549
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:00,853
[Gary] Hey.

550
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,589
["My Name Is Carnival"
playing on radio]

551
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,058
Hey, Arthur,
I heard what happened.

552
00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,425
Sorry, mate.

553
00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:09,161
[Randall] Yeah.

554
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,495
It doesn't seem fair,

555
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:12,665
getting fired like that.

556
00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:14,934
Did you really
bring a gun

557
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,302
to the children's
hospital, Artie?

558
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:18,804
What the fuck would
you do that for?

559
00:37:18,871 --> 00:37:20,371
Is that part of
your new act, Arthur?

560
00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:21,574
If your dancing
doesn't do the trick,

561
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,908
you're just gonna
shoot yourself?

562
00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:24,275
[men laughing]

563
00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:25,778
Why don't you ask
Randall about it?

564
00:37:26,779 --> 00:37:27,980
It was his gun.

565
00:37:28,047 --> 00:37:29,849
- [Randall] What?
- I still owe you for that,

566
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:30,950
don't I?

567
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:33,251
What the fuck
are you talking about?

568
00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:35,154
Stop talking
out of your ass, Art.

569
00:37:35,221 --> 00:37:36,421
[honking horn]

570
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,761
[Arthur gasps] Oh, no!

571
00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:45,330
I forgot
to punch out.

572
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,869
[laughing]

573
00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:56,976
["My Name Is Carnival"
continues playing]

574
00:38:15,194 --> 00:38:17,462
[Chuck on TV] <i>And as our city
tries to make sense</i>

575
00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:21,366
<i>of the brutal triple murder
on the subway last week,</i>

576
00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:22,902
<i>we're joined
by Thomas Wayne.</i>

577
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,436
Happy, look,
Thomas Wayne's on TV.

578
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:26,906
Yes, Mother.

579
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,406
[Thomas] <i>Thanks for
having me on, Chuck.</i>

580
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,608
[Penny] They're asking him about

581
00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:31,243
those horrible
subway murders.

582
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,611
[Chuck] <i>Thank you, Thomas.
I know</i>

583
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,647
<i>this is a difficult time
for you.</i>

584
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,314
Why him?

585
00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:38,150
Looks like
he's gained weight.

586
00:38:38,217 --> 00:38:40,686
[Thomas] <i>Yes,
all three worked for Wayne Investments.</i>

587
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,555
<i>Good, decent, educated.</i>

588
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:45,524
<i>Although I didn't know
any of them personally.</i>

589
00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,426
<i>Like all Wayne employees,</i>

590
00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,796
<i>past and present,
they're family.</i>

591
00:38:50,863 --> 00:38:52,665
Did you hear that?
I told you, we're family.

592
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:54,432
- [shushing]
- [Chuck] <i>There now seems to be</i>

593
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,434
<i>a groundswell of anti-rich
sentiment in the city.</i>

594
00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,737
<i>It's almost as if our
less fortunate residents</i>

595
00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:01,040
<i>are taking the side
of the killer.</i>

596
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:02,908
[Thomas] <i>Yes,
and it's a shame.</i>

597
00:39:02,975 --> 00:39:04,409
<i>It's one
of the reasons why</i>

598
00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:05,845
<i>I'm considering
a run for mayor.</i>

599
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:08,781
<i>Gotham's lost its way.</i>

600
00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:10,649
<i>What about
the eyewitness report</i>

601
00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:13,351
<i>of the suspect being
a man in a clown mask?</i>

602
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:15,521
[Thomas] <i>Well,
it makes total sense to me.</i>

603
00:39:15,588 --> 00:39:18,023
<i>What kind of coward would do
something that cold-blooded?</i>

604
00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:20,526
<i>Someone who hides
behind a mask.</i>

605
00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:21,961
<i>Someone who is envious</i>

606
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:26,065
<i>of those more fortunate
than themselves,</i>

607
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:29,034
<i>yet they're too scared
to show their own face.</i>

608
00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:32,104
<i>And until those kind of
people change for the better,</i>

609
00:39:32,171 --> 00:39:35,908
<i>those of us who have made
something of our lives</i>

610
00:39:35,975 --> 00:39:38,510
<i>will always look
at those who haven't</i>

611
00:39:38,577 --> 00:39:41,180
<i>as nothing but clowns.</i>

612
00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:43,015
[laughs]

613
00:39:43,082 --> 00:39:45,017
<i>Thomas Wayne,
thank you for coming in this morning.</i>

614
00:39:45,084 --> 00:39:46,085
It's not funny.

615
00:40:05,337 --> 00:40:07,606
[laughs]

616
00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:10,075
I heard this song on
the radio the other day,

617
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:16,949
and the guy was singing
that his name was Carnival.

618
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,218
[social worker] Arthur...

619
00:40:19,285 --> 00:40:20,619
Which is crazy,

620
00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:26,759
because that's
my clown name at work.

621
00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:29,595
And until
a little while ago,

622
00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:33,198
it was like
nobody ever saw me.

623
00:40:35,034 --> 00:40:37,803
Even I didn't know
if I really existed.

624
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,572
Arthur, I have
some bad news for you.

625
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,177
You don't listen,
do you?

626
00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:51,717
I don't think you
ever really hear me.

627
00:40:51,784 --> 00:40:54,485
You just ask the same
questions every week.

628
00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:58,958
"How's your job?
Are you having any negative thoughts?"

629
00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:02,861
All I have are
negative thoughts,

630
00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:05,864
but you don't
listen anyway.

631
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:09,501
I said,
for my whole life,

632
00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:12,938
I didn't know
if I even really existed.

633
00:41:14,106 --> 00:41:15,874
But I do.

634
00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:21,180
And people are
starting to notice.

635
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,650
They've cut our funding.

636
00:41:24,717 --> 00:41:26,652
We're closing down
our offices next week.

637
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,955
The city has cut funding
across the board.

638
00:41:30,022 --> 00:41:32,057
Social Services is
part of that.

639
00:41:32,124 --> 00:41:34,560
This is the last time
we'll be meeting.

640
00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:36,662
Okay.

641
00:41:40,432 --> 00:41:42,835
They don't give a shit about
people like you, Arthur.

642
00:41:44,837 --> 00:41:46,372
And they really
don't give a shit

643
00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:48,607
about people
like me, either.

644
00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,078
Fuck.

645
00:42:01,053 --> 00:42:03,856
How am I supposed to
get my medication now?

646
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,527
Who do I talk to?

647
00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,731
I'm sorry, Arthur.

648
00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:19,271
<i>I think... I think most women
look at sex like buying a car.</i>

649
00:42:19,338 --> 00:42:22,141
<i>You know, like,
"Can I see myself in this long-term?"</i>

650
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:24,276
<i>"Is it safe?"</i>

651
00:42:24,343 --> 00:42:25,778
<i>"Is it reliable?"</i>

652
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:28,047
- <i>"Could it kill me?"</i>
- [audience laughing]

653
00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:30,215
<i>Most guys,
we look at sex like parking a car.</i>

654
00:42:30,282 --> 00:42:32,851
<i>We're like,
"There's a spot."</i>

655
00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:34,253
<i>"There's another spot.</i>

656
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,821
- <i>That would work."</i>
- [Arthur exhales deeply]

657
00:42:35,888 --> 00:42:38,090
<i>"Oh, I have to pay?
Never mind."</i>

658
00:42:38,157 --> 00:42:39,391
[audience laughing]

659
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,428
<i>"Handicapped?
I hope no one sees this."</i>

660
00:42:42,494 --> 00:42:44,730
[audience laughing]

661
00:42:44,797 --> 00:42:47,366
<i>All right, that's my time.
Thank you very much, guys.</i>

662
00:42:47,433 --> 00:42:48,901
[audience applauding]

663
00:42:52,304 --> 00:42:55,808
[emcee] One more time
for Sam Morril, y'all.

664
00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:57,709
All right, now,
this next comic describes

665
00:42:57,776 --> 00:42:59,945
himself as
a lifelong Gotham resident

666
00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:02,515
who from a young age
was always told

667
00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:04,316
that his purpose in life

668
00:43:04,383 --> 00:43:08,153
was to bring laughter and joy
into this cold, dark world.

669
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:09,888
- Um... Okay.
- [audience laughing]

670
00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:12,224
Please help me welcome Arthur
Fleck, y'all.

671
00:43:12,291 --> 00:43:13,358
Arthur Fleck.

672
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:14,827
[audience applauding]

673
00:43:25,404 --> 00:43:26,605
[sighs nervously]

674
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:30,776
[laughing]

675
00:43:35,548 --> 00:43:37,316
[snorts]

676
00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:40,219
Hello, it's good to be here.
[laughing]

677
00:43:50,696 --> 00:43:52,030
[clears throat]

678
00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:53,799
[coughing]

679
00:43:55,535 --> 00:43:56,935
[laughing]

680
00:43:59,738 --> 00:44:00,939
[gagging]

681
00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:07,813
I hated school
when I was a kid.

682
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,681
- [microphone feedback]
- [laughing]

683
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,953
[gagging]

684
00:44:16,688 --> 00:44:18,290
[burps]

685
00:44:18,357 --> 00:44:19,892
[breathing heavily]

686
00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:28,267
I hated school as a kid.
[laughing]

687
00:44:29,502 --> 00:44:31,103
My mother
would say,

688
00:44:31,170 --> 00:44:32,838
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.

689
00:44:32,905 --> 00:44:35,073
One day,
you'll have to work for a living."

690
00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:37,644
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma,

691
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,478
I'm gonna
be a comedian."

692
00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:40,913
[laughing]

693
00:44:48,655 --> 00:44:49,988
Um...

694
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:54,326
Here's one.

695
00:44:54,393 --> 00:44:57,329
You know,
I was just thinking the other day,

696
00:44:57,396 --> 00:44:59,765
- why are the rich people...
- ["Smile" playing]

697
00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:08,575
[audience laughing]

698
00:45:08,641 --> 00:45:10,042
[audience applauding]

699
00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:17,749
[indistinct chattering]

700
00:45:39,972 --> 00:45:41,440
You believe that shit?

701
00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:44,309
Fuck 'em.

702
00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:49,047
I think the guy that
did it is a hero.

703
00:45:50,983 --> 00:45:53,151
Three less pricks
in Gotham City,

704
00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,487
only a million
more to go.

705
00:45:55,555 --> 00:45:57,022
["Smile" continues playing]

706
00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:15,307
[laughing]

707
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,516
[TV playing]

708
00:46:27,052 --> 00:46:28,554
[Murray on TV] <i>And,
buddy, as always,</i>

709
00:46:28,621 --> 00:46:29,855
<i>thanks for the laughs.</i>

710
00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,323
<i>I'm sure
we'll see you again.</i>

711
00:46:31,390 --> 00:46:32,759
<i>You know
we'll be here, right?</i>

712
00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:34,560
- <i>I hope.</i>
- [audience laughing]

713
00:46:34,627 --> 00:46:37,929
<i>Tomorrow night, we have Diana
Hudson, Greg Gordon,</i>

714
00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:41,501
<i>and animal expert,
Hugh Little.</i>

715
00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:42,868
<i>Thanks for watching.</i>

716
00:46:42,934 --> 00:46:45,237
<i>Good night,
and always remember,</i>

717
00:46:45,304 --> 00:46:46,838
- <i>that's life.</i>
- ["That's Life" playing]

718
00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:48,307
[audience applauding]

719
00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:52,411
[softly] That's life.

720
00:46:57,082 --> 00:47:00,586
Momma,
time to wake up and go to bed.

721
00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:01,953
- Hmm? Oh...
- [grunting]

722
00:47:03,955 --> 00:47:05,525
Oh, Happy.

723
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:09,995
Happy, I wrote
a new letter.

724
00:47:10,062 --> 00:47:12,565
Come on,
dance with me.

725
00:47:12,632 --> 00:47:15,334
[Penny] For Thomas Wayne.
It's important.

726
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,401
[Arthur whistles]

727
00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:20,372
[Penny chuckles]

728
00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,009
[Arthur humming]

729
00:47:24,076 --> 00:47:25,911
You smell like cologne.

730
00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:28,614
It's 'cause I just
had a big date.

731
00:47:28,681 --> 00:47:30,516
[chuckles] Oh.

732
00:47:33,085 --> 00:47:35,087
Just don't forget
to mail it.

733
00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,156
[music continues playing]

734
00:48:00,546 --> 00:48:02,280
[announcer] <i>The Murray
Franklin Show is taped live</i>

735
00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:03,915
<i>before a studio audience</i>

736
00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:06,284
<i>in beautiful downtown
Gotham City.</i>

737
00:48:09,522 --> 00:48:10,523
[music ends]

738
00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:11,116
You're gonna kill me.
You're gonna give me a heart attack!

739
00:49:11,183 --> 00:49:12,417
Don't give me your...

740
00:49:12,484 --> 00:49:14,386
- [pounding on door]
- [Penny] No. No.

741
00:49:14,453 --> 00:49:17,690
I'm not talking to you
until you stop being angry!

742
00:49:17,757 --> 00:49:18,957
Okay.

743
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,292
Okay.

744
00:49:24,864 --> 00:49:27,032
I'm not angry, Mom.

745
00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:29,635
I'm not angry.

746
00:49:29,702 --> 00:49:31,069
Please.

747
00:49:31,904 --> 00:49:34,707
Mom, is this real?

748
00:49:38,243 --> 00:49:41,480
He's an extraordinary
man, Happy.

749
00:49:41,547 --> 00:49:44,216
He's a very
powerful man.

750
00:49:45,651 --> 00:49:48,253
We were in love.

751
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,255
He said it was best
that we not be together

752
00:49:50,322 --> 00:49:52,625
because of appearances.

753
00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:58,497
And I could never
tell anyone because...

754
00:50:00,933 --> 00:50:02,502
Well, I signed
some papers.

755
00:50:04,169 --> 00:50:05,671
And besides,
you can imagine

756
00:50:05,738 --> 00:50:09,441
what people would say
about Thomas and me.

757
00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,513
What they'd say
about you.

758
00:50:17,482 --> 00:50:19,652
What would
they say, Mom?

759
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,319
[Penny crying]

760
00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:31,731
[train horn blowing]

761
00:51:34,492 --> 00:51:35,795
[humming]

762
00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,855
[Arthur continues humming]

763
00:52:08,761 --> 00:52:09,762
[Arthur] Hmm.

764
00:52:11,162 --> 00:52:12,464
[Arthur exhales deeply]

765
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:21,741
Hmm.

766
00:52:27,647 --> 00:52:28,814
[Arthur laughing]

767
00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:33,451
[whistles]

768
00:52:39,324 --> 00:52:40,660
[Arthur singing]

769
00:52:52,838 --> 00:52:53,873
Hi.

770
00:52:56,842 --> 00:52:58,343
What's your name?

771
00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:01,246
I'm Bruce.

772
00:53:02,114 --> 00:53:03,448
Bruce.

773
00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:06,619
I'm Arthur.

774
00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:29,909
That's better.

775
00:53:30,843 --> 00:53:32,511
[Alfred] Bruce! Bruce!

776
00:53:33,913 --> 00:53:35,114
Get away
from that man.

777
00:53:35,181 --> 00:53:37,348
It's okay.
I'm a good guy.

778
00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:39,250
What are you doing?
Who are you?

779
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:40,920
I'm here to see
Mr. Wayne.

780
00:53:40,986 --> 00:53:43,789
Well, you shouldn't be
speaking to his son.

781
00:53:44,924 --> 00:53:46,324
Why did you give him
these flowers?

782
00:53:46,391 --> 00:53:47,760
[Arthur] No,
they're not real.

783
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,697
It's magic.

784
00:53:51,764 --> 00:53:53,364
I was just trying to
make him smile.

785
00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:56,234
Well, it's not funny,
is it?

786
00:53:56,301 --> 00:53:57,536
Do I need
to call the police?

787
00:53:57,603 --> 00:54:00,305
[Arthur] No. Please.

788
00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:03,609
My mother's name is Penny.
Penny Fleck.

789
00:54:03,676 --> 00:54:05,111
She used to work here years ago.

790
00:54:05,177 --> 00:54:07,345
Can you please tell Mr. Wayne
I need to see him?

791
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:09,915
You are her son.

792
00:54:09,982 --> 00:54:11,449
[Arthur] Yeah.

793
00:54:11,517 --> 00:54:13,485
Did you know her?

794
00:54:16,789 --> 00:54:19,859
[whispers] I know
about the two of them.

795
00:54:19,925 --> 00:54:22,460
She told me everything.

796
00:54:23,963 --> 00:54:25,998
[whispers] There's
nothing to know.

797
00:54:27,099 --> 00:54:29,635
There is no "them."

798
00:54:29,702 --> 00:54:32,705
Your mother
was delusional.

799
00:54:32,772 --> 00:54:34,106
She was
a sick woman.

800
00:54:34,173 --> 00:54:36,407
Don't say that.

801
00:54:37,342 --> 00:54:38,911
Just go.

802
00:54:38,978 --> 00:54:40,311
Mmm?

803
00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:42,480
Before you make a
fool of yourself.

804
00:54:43,816 --> 00:54:46,752
Thomas Wayne
is my father.

805
00:54:46,819 --> 00:54:47,820
[Alfred laughing]

806
00:54:49,454 --> 00:54:50,990
[Alfred yelping]

807
00:54:51,791 --> 00:54:53,058
He left me.

808
00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:54,492
[Alfred choking]

809
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:56,896
- Let go! Let go!
- [Arthur grunts]

810
00:54:58,130 --> 00:54:59,832
[Alfred continues choking]

811
00:55:06,371 --> 00:55:07,840
[panting]

812
00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:24,924
Keep the respirations
above 15.

813
00:55:24,990 --> 00:55:27,526
Slow and steady.
We got some stairs coming up.

814
00:55:28,727 --> 00:55:29,895
Mom?

815
00:55:30,563 --> 00:55:31,664
What happened?

816
00:55:31,730 --> 00:55:33,431
- Who are you?
- I'm her son.

817
00:55:33,498 --> 00:55:35,000
- What happened?
- You can probably help us

818
00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:36,802
out inside.
We don't know what happened yet.

819
00:55:36,869 --> 00:55:38,504
- Hop in the back of the ambulance.
- [paramedic 2] Step.

820
00:55:38,571 --> 00:55:39,972
[paramedic 1] One more.
We got one more lift.

821
00:55:40,039 --> 00:55:41,173
[paramedic 2] I'm getting

822
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:42,473
a little resistance here,
Michael.

823
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:45,010
[paramedics chattering
indistinctly]

824
00:55:45,077 --> 00:55:46,078
[paramedic 1] Lift.

825
00:55:51,517 --> 00:55:53,219
[Arthur] I'm right here.

826
00:55:53,285 --> 00:55:54,587
Excuse me, sir.

827
00:55:54,653 --> 00:55:55,688
Does your mother take
any medications?

828
00:55:55,754 --> 00:55:56,822
- No.
- Excuse me,

829
00:55:56,889 --> 00:55:58,557
- I couldn't hear you.
- No.

830
00:55:58,624 --> 00:55:59,859
Sir, when was the last
time you spoke to her?

831
00:55:59,925 --> 00:56:01,060
I don't know.

832
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:03,996
[siren wailing]

833
00:56:46,005 --> 00:56:48,207
[Garrity] Mr. Fleck.

834
00:56:48,274 --> 00:56:50,441
Sorry to bother you.
I'm Detective Garrity.

835
00:56:50,509 --> 00:56:53,012
This is my partner,
Detective Burke.

836
00:56:53,078 --> 00:56:56,015
We had a few questions for
you, but you weren't home,

837
00:56:57,415 --> 00:56:59,018
so we spoke
with your mother.

838
00:57:00,819 --> 00:57:01,820
Oh.

839
00:57:02,755 --> 00:57:04,356
What did you
say to her?

840
00:57:04,422 --> 00:57:05,490
Did you do this?

841
00:57:05,557 --> 00:57:07,059
What? No.

842
00:57:07,126 --> 00:57:09,328
No, no, no.
We just asked her some questions,

843
00:57:09,395 --> 00:57:11,063
and she got hysterical.

844
00:57:11,130 --> 00:57:12,798
Hyperventilating,

845
00:57:12,865 --> 00:57:14,233
collapsed and hit
her head pretty hard.

846
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,835
Yeah. The doctor said
she had a stroke.

847
00:57:16,902 --> 00:57:19,405
We're sorry to
hear about that.

848
00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:22,608
But, like I said,
I still have some questions for you.

849
00:57:22,675 --> 00:57:23,876
They're about
the subway killings

850
00:57:23,943 --> 00:57:25,411
that happened
last week.

851
00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,812
You've heard about them, right?

852
00:57:26,879 --> 00:57:28,013
Yeah.

853
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,148
It's horrible.

854
00:57:29,214 --> 00:57:31,083
Right.

855
00:57:31,150 --> 00:57:34,520
So, we spoke with your
boss over at Haha's.

856
00:57:34,586 --> 00:57:36,622
He said you were fired
for bringing a gun

857
00:57:36,689 --> 00:57:38,456
into the children's hospital.

858
00:57:39,692 --> 00:57:41,727
- Is that true, Mr. Fleck?
- It was a prop.

859
00:57:41,794 --> 00:57:43,696
It's part
of my act.

860
00:57:43,762 --> 00:57:45,097
I'm a party clown.

861
00:57:45,164 --> 00:57:47,498
All right.
So, why were you fired?

862
00:57:48,534 --> 00:57:50,468
[sighs heavily]

863
00:57:50,536 --> 00:57:53,238
They said
I wasn't funny enough.

864
00:57:53,305 --> 00:57:55,140
Can you imagine that?

865
00:57:55,207 --> 00:57:59,144
If you don't mind,
I have to go take care of my mother.

866
00:57:59,211 --> 00:58:01,814
[Burke] Your boss also
gave us one of your cards.

867
00:58:03,782 --> 00:58:06,251
This condition of yours,
the laughing,

868
00:58:07,052 --> 00:58:08,387
is it real,

869
00:58:08,454 --> 00:58:10,689
or some sort
of clown thing?

870
00:58:10,756 --> 00:58:13,625
- A clown thing?
- Yeah.

871
00:58:13,692 --> 00:58:16,128
I mean, is it part of your act?

872
00:58:18,597 --> 00:58:20,065
What do you think?

873
00:58:25,804 --> 00:58:27,072
[Burke] It's exit only.

874
00:58:51,463 --> 00:58:53,665
She's gonna be okay.

875
00:58:57,836 --> 00:58:59,805
I'm gonna
get a coffee.

876
00:59:00,372 --> 00:59:01,440
You want one?

877
00:59:01,508 --> 00:59:02,708
Yeah.

878
00:59:13,485 --> 00:59:15,354
[audience laughing on TV]

879
00:59:15,421 --> 00:59:18,657
[Murray] <i>So, the other night,
I told my youngest son Billy,</i>

880
00:59:18,724 --> 00:59:21,894
<i>you know, the new one,
the not-so-bright one.</i>

881
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,562
<i>I told him,
"The garbage strike</i>

882
00:59:23,629 --> 00:59:25,330
<i>is still going on, Billy."</i>

883
00:59:25,397 --> 00:59:27,232
<i>And he says, and I'm not
kidding, Billy says,</i>

884
00:59:27,299 --> 00:59:29,435
<i>"So, where are we gonna
get all our garbage from?"</i>

885
00:59:29,502 --> 00:59:31,603
- [laughs]
- [audience laughing]

886
00:59:31,670 --> 00:59:33,205
[audience applauding]

887
00:59:36,442 --> 00:59:39,011
<i>And finally,
in a world where everyone</i>

888
00:59:39,078 --> 00:59:40,746
<i>thinks they could
do my job,</i>

889
00:59:40,813 --> 00:59:42,848
<i>we got this video tape
from Pogo's Comedy Club,</i>

890
00:59:42,915 --> 00:59:44,650
<i>right here in Gotham.</i>

891
00:59:44,716 --> 00:59:46,151
<i>Here's a guy who thinks
if you just keep laughing,</i>

892
00:59:46,218 --> 00:59:48,687
<i>it'll somehow
make you funny.</i>

893
00:59:48,754 --> 00:59:50,789
<i>Check out
this joker.</i>

894
00:59:51,290 --> 00:59:53,358
[laughing]

895
00:59:55,327 --> 00:59:56,795
Oh, my God.

896
00:59:56,862 --> 01:00:00,699
[Arthur on TV] <i>I
hated school as a kid.</i>

897
01:00:00,766 --> 01:00:03,869
<i>But my mother
would always say,</i>

898
01:00:03,936 --> 01:00:05,538
[imitates Penny]
<i>"You should enjoy it.</i>

899
01:00:05,604 --> 01:00:08,541
<i>One day,
you'll have to work for a living."</i>

900
01:00:08,607 --> 01:00:09,942
[normal voice]
<i>"No, I won't, Ma.</i>

901
01:00:10,008 --> 01:00:11,777
<i>I'm gonna be
a comedian."</i>

902
01:00:11,844 --> 01:00:14,780
- [laughing]
- [Arthur laughing on TV]

903
01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:20,119
[laughs] <i>You shoulda
listened to your mother.</i>

904
01:00:20,185 --> 01:00:22,254
[audience laughing
and applauding]

905
01:00:22,321 --> 01:00:24,256
<i>Hey, one more.
One more, Bobby.</i>

906
01:00:24,323 --> 01:00:27,459
<i>All right, let's see one more.
I love this guy.</i>

907
01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:29,161
[Arthur] <i>It's funny,</i>

908
01:00:29,228 --> 01:00:31,396
<i>when I was
a little boy</i>

909
01:00:31,463 --> 01:00:34,601
<i>and told people I was
gonna be a comedian,</i>

910
01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:36,768
<i>everyone laughed at me.</i>

911
01:00:36,835 --> 01:00:39,872
<i>Well, no one's
laughing now.</i>

912
01:00:40,873 --> 01:00:43,008
[audience laughing]

913
01:00:43,075 --> 01:00:45,244
<i>You can say
that again, pal.</i>

914
01:00:45,310 --> 01:00:46,845
[audience applauding]

915
01:00:50,617 --> 01:00:53,553
<i>All right,
we got a great show for you tonight.</i>

916
01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:57,022
<i>Chuck Conby is here,
actress Joanne Mulligan,</i>

917
01:00:57,089 --> 01:01:01,160
<i>and new music from
Mel Rubin and the Stiffs.</i>

918
01:01:06,732 --> 01:01:09,434
[news anchor] <i>As tensions
mount around the metro area,</i>

919
01:01:09,502 --> 01:01:13,238
<i>Mayor Stokes has pleaded
for cooler heads to prevail.</i>

920
01:01:13,305 --> 01:01:15,040
<i>City services
have been affected,</i>

921
01:01:15,107 --> 01:01:17,109
<i>and some businesses
have decided</i>

922
01:01:17,176 --> 01:01:20,078
<i>to remain closed
amid the unrest.</i>

923
01:01:20,145 --> 01:01:22,881
<i>Chuck Stevens
filed this report.</i>

924
01:01:22,948 --> 01:01:24,416
[Chuck] <i>The anger and resentment</i>

925
01:01:24,483 --> 01:01:25,684
<i>that's been building
in the city for weeks</i>

926
01:01:25,751 --> 01:01:27,587
<i>seems close to exploding.</i>

927
01:01:27,654 --> 01:01:29,888
<i>Protesters,
many dressed as clowns,</i>

928
01:01:29,955 --> 01:01:31,524
<i>took to the streets today</i>

929
01:01:31,591 --> 01:01:33,058
<i>in one of several
planned demonstrations</i>

930
01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,826
<i>taking on
the city's elite,</i>

931
01:01:34,893 --> 01:01:36,495
<i>including a massive rally
outside</i>

932
01:01:36,563 --> 01:01:39,164
<i>tomorrow night's
benefit at Wayne Hall.</i>

933
01:01:39,231 --> 01:01:40,899
[reporter 1] <i>What's
the point of all this?</i>

934
01:01:40,966 --> 01:01:42,834
[bleep] <i>the rich.</i>
[bleep] <i>Thomas Wayne.</i>

935
01:01:42,901 --> 01:01:44,604
<i>That's what this whole</i> [bleep]
<i>thing is about.</i>

936
01:01:44,671 --> 01:01:46,438
[bleep] <i>the whole system.</i>

937
01:01:46,506 --> 01:01:47,773
[Chuck] <i>Wayne,
who recently announced</i>

938
01:01:47,839 --> 01:01:49,107
<i>he is running for mayor,</i>

939
01:01:49,174 --> 01:01:50,976
<i>will be attending
the benefit.</i>

940
01:01:51,043 --> 01:01:53,111
<i>You might remember
it was Thomas Wayne</i>

941
01:01:53,178 --> 01:01:54,581
<i>who first referred to</i>

942
01:01:54,647 --> 01:01:57,449
<i>many of Gotham's residents
as "clowns."</i>

943
01:01:57,517 --> 01:02:00,786
<i>Today, he offered little
in the way of an apology.</i>

944
01:02:00,852 --> 01:02:02,254
<i>Well, what
I will say is,</i>

945
01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:03,690
<i>there's something wrong
with those people.</i>

946
01:02:03,755 --> 01:02:05,123
<i>I am here
to help them.</i>

947
01:02:05,190 --> 01:02:06,458
<i>I'm gonna
lift them out of poverty,</i>

948
01:02:06,526 --> 01:02:07,893
<i>help make
their lives better.</i>

949
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,795
<i>That is why
I'm running.</i>

950
01:02:09,861 --> 01:02:11,763
<i>And they may not realize
it, but I'm their only hope.</i>

951
01:02:11,830 --> 01:02:13,498
[protesters shouting]

952
01:02:27,379 --> 01:02:30,249
[protesters] Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!

953
01:02:30,315 --> 01:02:33,218
Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!

954
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:37,189
[shouting continues]

955
01:03:09,121 --> 01:03:10,922
[lively music
playing in cinema]

956
01:03:20,899 --> 01:03:23,468
- [indistinct chattering]
- [audience laughing]

957
01:03:33,579 --> 01:03:35,280
[audience continues laughing]

958
01:03:51,531 --> 01:03:55,033
- [music continues]
- [audience laughing]

959
01:03:59,838 --> 01:04:01,273
[laughing]

960
01:04:41,079 --> 01:04:42,948
[door opens]

961
01:05:07,874 --> 01:05:09,174
[door closes]

962
01:05:13,713 --> 01:05:14,980
Can I help you, pal?

963
01:05:16,982 --> 01:05:18,885
I don't know
what to say.

964
01:05:18,950 --> 01:05:20,653
[flushing]

965
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:22,154
[Thomas chuckles]

966
01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:24,657
Do you want an
autograph or something?

967
01:05:24,724 --> 01:05:25,924
No.

968
01:05:31,831 --> 01:05:33,465
My name is Arthur.

969
01:05:34,933 --> 01:05:36,636
Penny Fleck
is my mother.

970
01:05:37,936 --> 01:05:39,739
Jesus.

971
01:05:39,806 --> 01:05:41,707
You're the guy that came
to my house yesterday.

972
01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:44,976
- Yes.
- [Thomas laughs]

973
01:05:45,043 --> 01:05:47,012
I'm sorry
I just showed up.

974
01:05:47,078 --> 01:05:48,648
But my mother
told me everything,

975
01:05:48,714 --> 01:05:50,315
and I had
to talk to you.

976
01:05:50,382 --> 01:05:52,951
Look, pal,
I'm not your father.

977
01:05:53,018 --> 01:05:54,587
[chuckling]
What's wrong with you?

978
01:05:56,121 --> 01:05:57,956
Look at us.

979
01:05:59,157 --> 01:06:00,626
I think you are.

980
01:06:00,693 --> 01:06:02,260
Well, that's impossible

981
01:06:02,327 --> 01:06:03,529
because you're adopted,

982
01:06:03,596 --> 01:06:05,297
and I never slept with
your mother.

983
01:06:05,363 --> 01:06:06,431
- I wasn't adopted.
- What do you want from me?

984
01:06:06,498 --> 01:06:07,999
- Money?
- No, I don't...

985
01:06:08,066 --> 01:06:09,234
I wasn't adopted.

986
01:06:09,301 --> 01:06:11,403
Jesus.
She never told you?

987
01:06:11,470 --> 01:06:13,038
Told me what?

988
01:06:13,104 --> 01:06:14,774
[sighs]

989
01:06:14,841 --> 01:06:16,408
Your mother adopted you
while she was working for us.

990
01:06:16,475 --> 01:06:18,009
That's not true.

991
01:06:18,076 --> 01:06:19,311
Why are you
saying that?

992
01:06:19,377 --> 01:06:20,245
Then she was arrested
and committed

993
01:06:20,312 --> 01:06:21,480
to Arkham State Hospital,

994
01:06:21,547 --> 01:06:23,114
when you were
just a little boy.

995
01:06:23,181 --> 01:06:24,382
Why are you
saying this?

996
01:06:24,449 --> 01:06:26,084
I don't need you to
tell me lies.

997
01:06:26,151 --> 01:06:27,452
I know
it seems strange.

998
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,254
I don't mean to
make you uncomfortable.

999
01:06:29,321 --> 01:06:31,056
I don't know why
everyone is so rude.

1000
01:06:31,122 --> 01:06:32,357
I don't know
why you are.

1001
01:06:32,424 --> 01:06:33,893
I don't want
anything from you.

1002
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,394
Maybe a little bit of
warmth, maybe a hug, Dad!

1003
01:06:36,461 --> 01:06:38,731
How about just a little
bit of fucking decency?

1004
01:06:38,798 --> 01:06:40,165
What is it
with you people?

1005
01:06:40,232 --> 01:06:42,467
You say that stuff
about my mother.

1006
01:06:42,535 --> 01:06:43,836
She's crazy.

1007
01:06:43,903 --> 01:06:46,171
She's... [laughing]

1008
01:06:53,445 --> 01:06:55,146
You think
this is funny?

1009
01:06:56,448 --> 01:06:59,785
Dad, it's me.
Come on.

1010
01:07:01,486 --> 01:07:02,387
[groans]

1011
01:07:02,454 --> 01:07:03,689
[Thomas] Touch
my son again,

1012
01:07:03,756 --> 01:07:05,257
- I'll fucking kill you.
- [laughing]

1013
01:07:10,863 --> 01:07:11,864
[door closes]

1014
01:07:11,931 --> 01:07:13,265
[phone ringing]

1015
01:07:13,331 --> 01:07:15,066
[Arthur laughing softly]

1016
01:07:23,241 --> 01:07:24,744
[answering machine beeps]

1017
01:07:24,810 --> 01:07:27,713
<i>Hello, Mr. Fleck.
This is Detective Garrity.</i>

1018
01:07:27,780 --> 01:07:30,115
<i>We met the other night
at Gotham General.</i>

1019
01:07:30,181 --> 01:07:32,685
<i>My partner and I had a few
more questions for you.</i>

1020
01:07:32,752 --> 01:07:35,755
<i>We stopped by your apartment
today, but you weren't home.</i>

1021
01:07:35,821 --> 01:07:37,890
<i>Please give me a call
when you get this message.</i>

1022
01:07:37,957 --> 01:07:39,959
<i>Again, Detective Garrity,</i>

1023
01:07:40,026 --> 01:07:44,229
<i>and my number
is 212... 99.</i>

1024
01:07:45,297 --> 01:07:46,498
[answering machine beeps]

1025
01:08:13,826 --> 01:08:15,761
[phone ringing]

1026
01:08:25,337 --> 01:08:26,806
[answering machine beeps]

1027
01:08:26,872 --> 01:08:29,008
[Shirley] <i>This message is
for Arthur Fleck.</i>

1028
01:08:29,075 --> 01:08:30,643
<i>My name
is Shirley Woods.</i>

1029
01:08:30,710 --> 01:08:33,111
<i>I work on
The Murray Franklin Show.</i>

1030
01:08:33,178 --> 01:08:34,580
<i>I don't know
if you're aware,</i>

1031
01:08:34,647 --> 01:08:35,948
<i>but Murray played
a clip of your stand-up</i>

1032
01:08:36,015 --> 01:08:37,917
<i>on the show recently,</i>

1033
01:08:37,984 --> 01:08:40,285
<i>and we have gotten an amazing
response from our viewers.</i>

1034
01:08:40,352 --> 01:08:43,121
<i>Murray asked me to give you
a call and see if you're...</i>

1035
01:08:47,292 --> 01:08:48,594
Who is this?

1036
01:08:48,661 --> 01:08:50,428
<i>Oh, hi,
this is Shirley Woods.</i>

1037
01:08:50,495 --> 01:08:53,599
<i>I'm the show booker from</i>
Live with Murray Franklin.

1038
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:54,700
<i>Is this Arthur?</i>

1039
01:08:56,702 --> 01:08:57,970
Yes.

1040
01:08:58,037 --> 01:08:59,839
<i>Hi, Arthur.
Well, as I was saying,</i>

1041
01:08:59,905 --> 01:09:01,941
<i>we've gotten a lot of
calls about your clip.</i>

1042
01:09:02,008 --> 01:09:03,676
<i>Amazing responses.</i>

1043
01:09:03,743 --> 01:09:05,945
<i>And Murray asked if I
would reach out to you</i>

1044
01:09:06,012 --> 01:09:07,913
<i>to see if you would
come on as his guest.</i>

1045
01:09:12,952 --> 01:09:16,321
Murray wants me
on The Murray Franklin Show?

1046
01:09:16,388 --> 01:09:18,156
<i>Yeah.
Isn't that great?</i>

1047
01:09:18,223 --> 01:09:22,028
<i>He'd love to talk to you,
maybe do some of your act?</i>

1048
01:09:22,094 --> 01:09:24,429
<i>That sound good
to you?</i>

1049
01:09:28,501 --> 01:09:30,603
Yeah, that sounds great.

1050
01:09:30,670 --> 01:09:32,538
<i>Can we set up a date right now?</i>

1051
01:09:32,605 --> 01:09:34,573
<i>Are you available
next Thursday?</i>

1052
01:10:07,372 --> 01:10:08,841
[inaudible]

1053
01:10:16,281 --> 01:10:18,349
[indistinct announcement
on PA]

1054
01:10:27,159 --> 01:10:28,761
[clerk] Hey.

1055
01:10:28,828 --> 01:10:31,864
[sighs] Man,
I'm sorry about that, my man.

1056
01:10:31,931 --> 01:10:34,100
All records 10 years or older,
they store in the basement,

1057
01:10:34,166 --> 01:10:37,570
and you're talking about
something 30 years ago, so...

1058
01:10:38,671 --> 01:10:40,906
Can I ask you
a question?

1059
01:10:40,973 --> 01:10:42,541
Sure.

1060
01:10:42,608 --> 01:10:47,546
How does someone
wind up in here?

1061
01:10:47,613 --> 01:10:51,851
Have they all,
all the people committed crimes?

1062
01:10:51,917 --> 01:10:53,519
Well, yeah, some have.

1063
01:10:53,586 --> 01:10:56,555
You know,
some are just crazy.

1064
01:10:56,622 --> 01:10:59,257
Pose dangers to
themselves and others.

1065
01:10:59,324 --> 01:11:00,793
Some just got
nowhere else to go.

1066
01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:02,995
Don't know what to do, you know?

1067
01:11:03,062 --> 01:11:06,799
- Yeah. I hear you, brother.
- Hmm.

1068
01:11:06,866 --> 01:11:11,103
Sometimes,
I don't know what to do.

1069
01:11:11,170 --> 01:11:15,207
Last time, I ended up taking
it out on some people.

1070
01:11:15,273 --> 01:11:19,377
I thought it was gonna bother
me, but it really hasn't.

1071
01:11:20,445 --> 01:11:21,647
What's that?

1072
01:11:22,882 --> 01:11:26,384
I fucked up and
did some bad shit.

1073
01:11:26,451 --> 01:11:27,653
[chuckles]

1074
01:11:30,321 --> 01:11:31,924
You know
what I'm talking about,

1075
01:11:31,991 --> 01:11:36,962
it's so hard to just try
and be happy all the time.

1076
01:11:39,031 --> 01:11:41,534
Hey, listen, man.

1077
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,169
I'm just
an administrative assistant.

1078
01:11:43,235 --> 01:11:44,703
Like a clerk,
you know.

1079
01:11:44,770 --> 01:11:46,639
All I do
is file paperwork.

1080
01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:49,374
I don't know
what to tell you.

1081
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,342
But you should
see somebody.

1082
01:11:51,409 --> 01:11:52,611
You know,
they got programs,

1083
01:11:52,678 --> 01:11:55,380
city services,
stuff like that.

1084
01:11:55,446 --> 01:11:56,816
Oh, yeah.

1085
01:11:56,882 --> 01:11:58,584
[in high-pitched voice]
They cut all those.

1086
01:11:59,218 --> 01:12:00,753
[clerk laughs]

1087
01:12:03,522 --> 01:12:05,591
All right, here it is. Fleck.

1088
01:12:05,658 --> 01:12:08,459
Penny Fleck.
Let's see.

1089
01:12:08,527 --> 01:12:13,566
Diagnosed by
Dr. Benjamin Stoner.

1090
01:12:13,632 --> 01:12:17,736
Oh. "The patient suffers
from delusional psychosis

1091
01:12:17,803 --> 01:12:21,774
and narcissistic
personality disorder." Mmm.

1092
01:12:21,841 --> 01:12:23,609
"Was found guilty
of endangering

1093
01:12:23,676 --> 01:12:27,412
the welfare
of her own child."

1094
01:12:35,453 --> 01:12:36,655
What?

1095
01:12:39,792 --> 01:12:41,560
You said
she's your mother.

1096
01:12:46,332 --> 01:12:48,067
Uh...

1097
01:12:48,133 --> 01:12:50,169
I'm sorry, man. Like I said,
I can't release these records,

1098
01:12:50,236 --> 01:12:53,339
you know,
without proper forms.

1099
01:12:53,404 --> 01:12:55,708
I could
get in trouble.

1100
01:12:55,774 --> 01:12:58,077
Look, if you want to bring
your mom in here to sign,

1101
01:12:58,143 --> 01:12:59,778
that'll be much easier,

1102
01:12:59,845 --> 01:13:02,380
but I can't let this go
without her signature, okay?

1103
01:13:02,447 --> 01:13:03,649
I'm sorry.

1104
01:13:07,586 --> 01:13:10,356
No, man! Shit!

1105
01:13:10,421 --> 01:13:12,524
Come on, man.
Give it...

1106
01:13:13,259 --> 01:13:15,694
Hey! Hey!

1107
01:13:27,506 --> 01:13:29,174
[panting]

1108
01:13:49,995 --> 01:13:50,996
[door closes]

1109
01:14:13,451 --> 01:14:17,189
[Stoner] <i>We went over this, Penny.
You adopted him.</i>

1110
01:14:17,256 --> 01:14:19,692
<i>We have all the
paperwork right here.</i>

1111
01:14:19,758 --> 01:14:22,061
[Young Penny]
<i>That's not true.</i>

1112
01:14:22,127 --> 01:14:24,530
Thomas had that
all made up,

1113
01:14:24,596 --> 01:14:27,566
so it stayed
our secret.

1114
01:14:27,633 --> 01:14:28,968
[gasps]

1115
01:14:29,034 --> 01:14:32,204
[Stoner] <i>You also
stood by</i>

1116
01:14:32,271 --> 01:14:33,539
while one
of your boyfriends

1117
01:14:33,605 --> 01:14:37,176
repeatedly abused
your adopted son

1118
01:14:38,476 --> 01:14:39,678
and battered you.

1119
01:14:44,350 --> 01:14:45,784
[laughing]

1120
01:14:59,298 --> 01:15:01,166
Penny,

1121
01:15:01,233 --> 01:15:05,204
your son was found
tied to a radiator

1122
01:15:05,270 --> 01:15:07,673
in your filthy apartment.

1123
01:15:07,740 --> 01:15:10,409
Malnourished with multiple
bruises across his body

1124
01:15:10,476 --> 01:15:12,478
and severe trauma
to his head.

1125
01:15:12,544 --> 01:15:14,346
[Arthur laughing]

1126
01:15:14,413 --> 01:15:17,049
[Young Penny] I
never heard him cry.

1127
01:15:17,116 --> 01:15:20,886
He's always been such
a happy little boy.

1128
01:15:21,587 --> 01:15:23,188
[laughing tearfully]

1129
01:15:36,402 --> 01:15:38,237
[crying]

1130
01:15:52,918 --> 01:15:54,119
[elevator bell dings]

1131
01:17:19,838 --> 01:17:21,707
- [GiGi whines]
- [Sophie shushing]

1132
01:17:21,773 --> 01:17:23,308
[Sophie] It's time
for bed.

1133
01:17:24,511 --> 01:17:25,711
[door closes]

1134
01:17:26,712 --> 01:17:28,413
[gasps] Oh, my God!

1135
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,682
- What are you doing in here?
- [thunder rumbling]

1136
01:17:32,851 --> 01:17:34,953
You're in the
wrong apartment.

1137
01:17:41,460 --> 01:17:43,662
Your name's Arthur, right?

1138
01:17:43,729 --> 01:17:45,097
You live
down the hall.

1139
01:17:48,066 --> 01:17:50,102
I really
need you to leave.

1140
01:17:54,139 --> 01:17:57,309
My little girl is sleeping
in the other room.

1141
01:18:02,414 --> 01:18:03,682
Please.

1142
01:18:06,218 --> 01:18:08,420
I had a bad day.

1143
01:18:11,089 --> 01:18:13,892
Can I call someone?
Is your mother home?

1144
01:18:33,845 --> 01:18:35,047
[gasps]

1145
01:18:36,683 --> 01:18:37,950
[chuckling]

1146
01:18:51,363 --> 01:18:52,364
[door closes]

1147
01:19:03,676 --> 01:19:05,143
[laughing]

1148
01:19:10,550 --> 01:19:11,750
[sniffling]

1149
01:19:14,853 --> 01:19:16,421
[laughing]

1150
01:19:21,460 --> 01:19:23,061
[sirens wailing]

1151
01:19:31,403 --> 01:19:33,372
[continues laughing]

1152
01:19:39,911 --> 01:19:41,847
- [banging on wall]
- [man] Shut up!

1153
01:19:41,913 --> 01:19:44,216
[continues laughing]

1154
01:19:49,888 --> 01:19:52,391
[heart monitor beeping]

1155
01:20:00,832 --> 01:20:02,367
Hey, Penny.

1156
01:20:04,737 --> 01:20:06,204
Penny Fleck.

1157
01:20:14,146 --> 01:20:16,214
I always hated
that name.

1158
01:20:19,519 --> 01:20:21,853
You know how you used to tell me

1159
01:20:23,690 --> 01:20:26,391
that my laugh
was a condition?

1160
01:20:27,627 --> 01:20:30,095
That there was
something wrong with me?

1161
01:20:32,964 --> 01:20:34,333
There isn't.

1162
01:20:37,035 --> 01:20:39,104
That's the real me.

1163
01:20:39,171 --> 01:20:40,972
[Penny, weakly] Happy.

1164
01:20:42,941 --> 01:20:45,511
Happy. Hmm.

1165
01:20:48,781 --> 01:20:51,416
I haven't been happy

1166
01:20:51,483 --> 01:20:54,086
one minute of
my entire fucking life.

1167
01:21:00,859 --> 01:21:02,394
You know
what's funny?

1168
01:21:04,996 --> 01:21:07,032
You know what really
makes me laugh?

1169
01:21:09,134 --> 01:21:11,870
I used to think that my
life was a tragedy...

1170
01:21:12,404 --> 01:21:13,405
[grunts]

1171
01:21:13,472 --> 01:21:15,541
...but now I realize

1172
01:21:15,608 --> 01:21:17,275
it's a fucking comedy.

1173
01:21:18,110 --> 01:21:19,311
[muffled grunting]

1174
01:21:19,378 --> 01:21:21,246
[heart monitor
beeping rapidly]

1175
01:21:22,548 --> 01:21:25,050
[Penny fighting]

1176
01:21:31,557 --> 01:21:33,225
[muffled screaming]

1177
01:21:42,334 --> 01:21:44,202
[heart monitor
stops beeping]

1178
01:22:00,653 --> 01:22:01,987
[exhales]

1179
01:22:09,161 --> 01:22:11,229
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]

1180
01:22:12,899 --> 01:22:15,033
[fast-forwarding]

1181
01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:16,968
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]

1182
01:22:25,110 --> 01:22:26,512
[fast-forwarding]

1183
01:22:27,713 --> 01:22:29,181
[Murray] <i>A very fine actor.</i>

1184
01:22:29,247 --> 01:22:32,050
<i>He's got a new movie</i>
<i>called</i> American Playboy

1185
01:22:32,117 --> 01:22:33,886
<i>opening this week
across the country.</i>

1186
01:22:33,952 --> 01:22:36,021
<i>Will you please
welcome a good friend</i>

1187
01:22:36,087 --> 01:22:38,156
<i>of the show,
Mr. Ethan Chase.</i>

1188
01:22:38,223 --> 01:22:40,593
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]

1189
01:22:57,710 --> 01:22:59,679
<i>Good to see you, Ethan.
You're looking great, Ethan.</i>

1190
01:22:59,745 --> 01:23:01,514
[Ethan] <i>Thank you very much.
You're looking good yourself.</i>

1191
01:23:01,581 --> 01:23:03,215
[Murray] <i>Ah,
can't complain.</i>

1192
01:23:03,281 --> 01:23:05,618
Hey, Murray.
Thanks so much for having...

1193
01:23:06,886 --> 01:23:08,320
Hey, Murray.

1194
01:23:08,386 --> 01:23:10,455
Thank you so much for
having me on the show.

1195
01:23:10,523 --> 01:23:13,024
It's been a lifelong
dream of mine.

1196
01:23:15,060 --> 01:23:16,361
[Murray] <i>I'm nervous
right now.</i>

1197
01:23:16,428 --> 01:23:17,797
[audience laughing on video]

1198
01:23:17,864 --> 01:23:20,198
- [Ethan] <i>You are?</i>
- [Murray] <i>I am nervous.</i>

1199
01:23:20,265 --> 01:23:22,467
Hey, Murray.
I've been on...

1200
01:23:22,535 --> 01:23:23,769
[muttering]

1201
01:23:24,871 --> 01:23:26,672
[sighs]

1202
01:23:26,739 --> 01:23:27,740
[continues muttering]

1203
01:23:35,247 --> 01:23:37,015
I'm sorry.
What's that?

1204
01:23:38,116 --> 01:23:40,151
Oh, that's
very funny, Murray.

1205
01:23:41,186 --> 01:23:43,388
You know,
I'm also a comedian.

1206
01:23:43,455 --> 01:23:44,891
Would you like
to hear a joke?

1207
01:23:44,957 --> 01:23:45,992
[audience cheering]

1208
01:23:46,057 --> 01:23:48,761
Yeah?
All of you?

1209
01:23:48,828 --> 01:23:50,028
Okay.

1210
01:23:52,865 --> 01:23:53,933
Knock...

1211
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,300
Knock, knock.

1212
01:23:57,870 --> 01:23:59,271
[audience gasps]

1213
01:24:03,709 --> 01:24:05,377
- [chuckles]
- [audience laughing]

1214
01:24:09,015 --> 01:24:10,448
Knock, knock.

1215
01:24:11,951 --> 01:24:13,553
[gun clicks]

1216
01:24:13,619 --> 01:24:16,022
- [audience laughing]
- [gun clatters]

1217
01:24:16,087 --> 01:24:18,089
[audience applauding]

1218
01:24:20,125 --> 01:24:22,060
["That's Life" playing]

1219
01:25:49,381 --> 01:25:51,517
- [doorbell buzzing]
- [music continues playing]

1220
01:26:04,997 --> 01:26:06,464
[doorbell buzzing insistently]

1221
01:26:07,733 --> 01:26:08,801
Coming.

1222
01:26:19,879 --> 01:26:21,279
[Gary] Hey, Arthur.

1223
01:26:21,346 --> 01:26:22,548
How's it going?

1224
01:26:23,348 --> 01:26:25,151
Oh, hey, guys.

1225
01:26:25,216 --> 01:26:26,819
Come on in.

1226
01:26:26,886 --> 01:26:28,186
Did you get
a new gig?

1227
01:26:28,754 --> 01:26:30,221
No.

1228
01:26:30,288 --> 01:26:33,592
Oh, you must be going down
to that rally at City Hall.

1229
01:26:33,659 --> 01:26:35,460
I hear
it's gonna be nuts.

1230
01:26:35,528 --> 01:26:37,395
Oh, is that today?

1231
01:26:37,963 --> 01:26:39,632
Yeah.

1232
01:26:39,699 --> 01:26:41,433
What's with
the makeup then?

1233
01:26:42,802 --> 01:26:44,269
My mom died.

1234
01:26:44,335 --> 01:26:45,705
I'm celebrating.

1235
01:26:46,438 --> 01:26:47,506
Right. We heard.

1236
01:26:47,573 --> 01:26:49,175
That's why
we came by.

1237
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:52,078
We figured, you know,
you could use some cheering up.

1238
01:26:52,144 --> 01:26:53,913
[Arthur] Aw, that's sweet.

1239
01:26:53,979 --> 01:26:57,449
But, no, I feel good.

1240
01:26:57,516 --> 01:26:59,284
Yeah, I stopped
taking my medication.

1241
01:26:59,350 --> 01:27:01,252
I feel
a lot better now.

1242
01:27:03,155 --> 01:27:05,758
Oh, okay.
Good for you.

1243
01:27:07,660 --> 01:27:10,629
So, hey, listen,
I don't know if you heard,

1244
01:27:10,696 --> 01:27:13,766
but the cops have been
coming around the shop,

1245
01:27:13,833 --> 01:27:17,803
talking to all the guys
about those subway murders.

1246
01:27:17,870 --> 01:27:19,905
- And, um...
- They didn't talk to me.

1247
01:27:21,674 --> 01:27:24,777
That's because the suspect
was a regular-sized person.

1248
01:27:24,844 --> 01:27:27,646
If it was a fucking midget,
you'd be in jail right now.

1249
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:30,281
[Arthur laughing]

1250
01:27:33,284 --> 01:27:34,553
Anyway, um,

1251
01:27:34,620 --> 01:27:38,691
Hoyt said that
they talked to you,

1252
01:27:38,758 --> 01:27:40,192
and now
they're looking for me,

1253
01:27:40,258 --> 01:27:41,794
and I just wanna know
what you said.

1254
01:27:41,861 --> 01:27:43,662
Make sure
our stories line up.

1255
01:27:43,729 --> 01:27:46,632
- Seeing as how you're my boy.
- Yeah, that's important.

1256
01:27:46,699 --> 01:27:48,501
- That makes a lot of sense.
- You know what I mean?

1257
01:27:48,567 --> 01:27:50,703
Thank you, Randall.
Thank you so much.

1258
01:27:50,770 --> 01:27:52,037
- [Randall groaning]
- [Gary screaming]

1259
01:27:56,142 --> 01:27:57,610
[Gary] Arthur!

1260
01:27:57,676 --> 01:27:59,344
- No!
- [Randall's head thudding]

1261
01:28:00,411 --> 01:28:01,614
What?

1262
01:28:02,882 --> 01:28:03,883
No!

1263
01:28:05,383 --> 01:28:06,819
- [Arthur panting]
- [Gary sobbing]

1264
01:28:11,624 --> 01:28:13,759
Why would
you do that, Arthur?

1265
01:28:13,826 --> 01:28:16,529
- [breathing rapidly]
- [Gary continues sobbing]

1266
01:28:34,747 --> 01:28:37,082
Do you watch
The Murray Franklin Show?

1267
01:28:37,149 --> 01:28:38,684
- [Gary whimpering]
- Yeah.

1268
01:28:39,752 --> 01:28:41,921
I'm gonna be
on tonight.

1269
01:28:41,987 --> 01:28:43,622
[whimpering]

1270
01:28:45,825 --> 01:28:47,827
[in cockney accent]
It fucking crazy, innit?

1271
01:28:47,893 --> 01:28:49,762
Me on the telly.

1272
01:28:51,597 --> 01:28:53,766
What the fuck, Arthur?

1273
01:28:54,967 --> 01:28:56,035
[normal voice] What?

1274
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,508
It's okay, Gary.

1275
01:29:02,575 --> 01:29:03,909
You can go.

1276
01:29:03,976 --> 01:29:04,977
[Gary groaning]

1277
01:29:06,245 --> 01:29:07,947
I'm not gonna
hurt you.

1278
01:29:10,916 --> 01:29:12,417
Oh!

1279
01:29:12,483 --> 01:29:14,753
Don't look.
Just go.

1280
01:29:19,424 --> 01:29:20,626
[Arthur yells]

1281
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,095
[whimpering]

1282
01:29:27,199 --> 01:29:28,399
[crying] Fuck.

1283
01:29:29,134 --> 01:29:30,502
[sighs tearfully]

1284
01:29:33,438 --> 01:29:34,840
Hey, Arthur?

1285
01:29:34,907 --> 01:29:36,809
Yeah?

1286
01:29:36,876 --> 01:29:39,612
[stammering] Arthur,
can you get the lock?

1287
01:29:42,781 --> 01:29:44,083
Shit.

1288
01:29:44,149 --> 01:29:45,718
Sorry, Gary.

1289
01:29:56,528 --> 01:29:57,796
Gary?

1290
01:29:57,863 --> 01:29:58,864
Yeah.

1291
01:30:01,100 --> 01:30:03,969
You were the only one
that was ever nice to me.

1292
01:30:06,038 --> 01:30:07,405
Skedaddle.

1293
01:30:11,176 --> 01:30:12,511
[exhales]

1294
01:30:16,348 --> 01:30:18,517
[rock music playing]

1295
01:30:22,721 --> 01:30:23,923
[elevator bell dings]

1296
01:31:03,595 --> 01:31:05,597
[sinister music playing]

1297
01:31:34,393 --> 01:31:35,928
Hey, Arthur!

1298
01:31:35,995 --> 01:31:37,429
We need to talk.

1299
01:31:37,495 --> 01:31:38,597
[Arthur] Oh!

1300
01:31:38,664 --> 01:31:40,866
Hey! Stop, Arthur!

1301
01:31:46,205 --> 01:31:47,272
[Garrity] Arthur!

1302
01:31:49,742 --> 01:31:51,643
Watch it!
Out of the way!

1303
01:31:54,580 --> 01:31:55,781
[Burke] Move!

1304
01:31:57,583 --> 01:31:58,784
- [horns honking]
- Arthur!

1305
01:31:59,618 --> 01:32:01,020
Shit.

1306
01:32:03,322 --> 01:32:04,590
[detectives] Hey! Hey!

1307
01:32:11,430 --> 01:32:12,631
[Garrity] Arthur, stop!

1308
01:32:18,203 --> 01:32:19,204
[Burke] Go! Go!

1309
01:32:20,906 --> 01:32:23,208
[announcer on PA] <i>Now
departing, O-Train, downtown.</i>

1310
01:32:24,977 --> 01:32:26,979
<i>Stand clear of
the closing doors.</i>

1311
01:32:29,181 --> 01:32:30,182
[panting]

1312
01:32:36,321 --> 01:32:39,024
Hold that train!
Hold it!

1313
01:32:40,759 --> 01:32:42,961
Get out!
Get outta here!

1314
01:32:43,028 --> 01:32:44,863
[announcer on PA]
<i>Next stop, Bedford Park.</i>

1315
01:32:53,572 --> 01:32:54,940
[crowd yelling]

1316
01:32:59,244 --> 01:33:00,312
Masks off!

1317
01:33:00,379 --> 01:33:01,880
Get your mask off!

1318
01:33:02,549 --> 01:33:04,349
Signs down! Now!

1319
01:33:13,492 --> 01:33:15,060
Police! Signs down!

1320
01:33:16,195 --> 01:33:17,262
Signs down.

1321
01:33:21,834 --> 01:33:23,168
What the fuck!

1322
01:33:24,336 --> 01:33:25,838
[both grunting]

1323
01:33:25,904 --> 01:33:27,272
- [man] Beat his ass!
- [crowd shouting]

1324
01:33:33,846 --> 01:33:35,548
Stop fighting! Police!

1325
01:33:35,614 --> 01:33:37,916
Police! Get down!

1326
01:33:39,852 --> 01:33:42,154
Get down!
Get the fuck back!

1327
01:33:43,222 --> 01:33:44,223
Police! Get down.

1328
01:33:44,957 --> 01:33:46,258
Get the fuck down!

1329
01:33:50,863 --> 01:33:53,365
Stay the fuck back!
Down!

1330
01:33:53,999 --> 01:33:55,200
[gunshot]

1331
01:33:55,267 --> 01:33:56,268
[groans]

1332
01:33:56,869 --> 01:33:58,070
What the...

1333
01:34:01,373 --> 01:34:02,374
Arthur!

1334
01:34:03,041 --> 01:34:04,009
Burke!

1335
01:34:04,076 --> 01:34:05,512
- [Arthur laughing]
- [crowd shouting]

1336
01:34:05,578 --> 01:34:07,146
Don't do it!

1337
01:34:19,559 --> 01:34:20,759
[laughs]

1338
01:34:56,828 --> 01:34:58,297
<i>Two officers on the train</i>

1339
01:34:58,363 --> 01:34:59,632
<i>were violently confronted
by the crowd,</i>

1340
01:34:59,698 --> 01:35:01,133
<i>and tonight are in serious</i>

1341
01:35:01,200 --> 01:35:03,368
<i>but stable condition
at Gotham Metropolitan.</i>

1342
01:35:03,435 --> 01:35:05,572
- [laughs]
- <i>We're going live now to</i>

1343
01:35:05,638 --> 01:35:07,272
<i>co-anchor Courtney Weathers,</i>

1344
01:35:07,339 --> 01:35:09,041
<i>who's standing by outside
the Bedford Park Station,</i>

1345
01:35:09,107 --> 01:35:11,043
<i>near where the shooting
took place.</i>

1346
01:35:11,109 --> 01:35:13,212
<i>Courtney,
what's the scene there?</i>

1347
01:35:13,278 --> 01:35:14,413
[knocking on door]

1348
01:35:14,479 --> 01:35:15,480
[door opens]

1349
01:35:18,217 --> 01:35:19,251
Murray.

1350
01:35:19,318 --> 01:35:20,919
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Mr. Franklin, buddy.

1351
01:35:20,986 --> 01:35:23,488
Oh, come on, Gene.
That's all bullshit.

1352
01:35:24,557 --> 01:35:25,924
Thank you, Murray.

1353
01:35:26,892 --> 01:35:29,027
I feel like
I know you.

1354
01:35:29,094 --> 01:35:31,230
I've been
watching you forever.

1355
01:35:31,296 --> 01:35:32,464
Thank you.

1356
01:35:32,532 --> 01:35:33,899
What's with the face?

1357
01:35:33,966 --> 01:35:36,134
I mean,
are you part of the protest?

1358
01:35:36,201 --> 01:35:37,236
No.

1359
01:35:37,302 --> 01:35:39,639
No, I don't believe
in any of that.

1360
01:35:39,706 --> 01:35:41,608
I don't believe
in anything.

1361
01:35:41,674 --> 01:35:43,576
I just thought it'd
be good for my act.

1362
01:35:43,643 --> 01:35:45,244
For your act?
Didn't you hear

1363
01:35:45,310 --> 01:35:46,845
what happened on the subway?
Some clown got killed.

1364
01:35:46,912 --> 01:35:48,413
He's aware of that.
He's aware of that. Yeah.

1365
01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:49,982
No, I hadn't heard.

1366
01:35:50,048 --> 01:35:51,316
- Yeah.
- You see? This is

1367
01:35:51,383 --> 01:35:52,851
what I'm telling you.
The audience is

1368
01:35:52,918 --> 01:35:54,086
gonna go crazy
if you put this guy on.

1369
01:35:54,152 --> 01:35:55,988
Maybe for a bit,
but not a whole segment.

1370
01:35:56,054 --> 01:35:58,790
Gene, it's gonna work.
It's gonna work.

1371
01:35:58,857 --> 01:36:01,460
- We're gonna go with it.
- [Arthur and Murray laugh]

1372
01:36:01,527 --> 01:36:02,928
Thank you, Murray.

1373
01:36:02,995 --> 01:36:04,229
Couple rules, though.

1374
01:36:04,296 --> 01:36:06,298
No cursing.
No off-color material.

1375
01:36:06,365 --> 01:36:07,799
We do a clean show.

1376
01:36:07,866 --> 01:36:09,067
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

1377
01:36:09,134 --> 01:36:10,737
You'll go on
right after Dr. Sally.

1378
01:36:10,802 --> 01:36:11,870
I love Dr. Sally.

1379
01:36:11,937 --> 01:36:13,305
Good, good.
Someone will

1380
01:36:13,372 --> 01:36:15,675
- come and get you, okay?
- Okay. Perfect.

1381
01:36:15,742 --> 01:36:16,842
Good luck.

1382
01:36:16,908 --> 01:36:18,110
- Thanks, Murray.
- Okay.

1383
01:36:19,077 --> 01:36:22,515
- Murray, one small thing.
- Yeah.

1384
01:36:22,582 --> 01:36:24,182
When you
bring me out,

1385
01:36:24,249 --> 01:36:26,218
can you
introduce me as Joker?

1386
01:36:26,285 --> 01:36:28,487
What's wrong
with your real name?

1387
01:36:28,554 --> 01:36:31,223
That's what you
called me on the show.

1388
01:36:31,290 --> 01:36:32,457
A joker.

1389
01:36:32,525 --> 01:36:33,760
Do you remember?

1390
01:36:33,825 --> 01:36:35,695
- Did I?
- [Gene] I don't know.

1391
01:36:35,762 --> 01:36:38,297
Well, if you say so, kid,
you know, Joker it is.

1392
01:36:38,363 --> 01:36:39,431
It's good.

1393
01:36:39,498 --> 01:36:40,566
Thanks, Murray.

1394
01:36:53,412 --> 01:36:54,580
[gun clicks]

1395
01:37:02,421 --> 01:37:04,022
[Murray] I'll try it,
you know,

1396
01:37:04,089 --> 01:37:05,792
but I'm not sure my
wife will let me do it.

1397
01:37:05,857 --> 01:37:07,092
[audience laughing]

1398
01:37:07,159 --> 01:37:08,561
Maybe my next wife.

1399
01:37:08,628 --> 01:37:10,362
- [Murray laughing]
- [audience cheering]

1400
01:37:12,197 --> 01:37:14,066
You gotta see our next
guest for yourself.

1401
01:37:14,132 --> 01:37:16,368
I'm pretty sure this
guy could use a doctor.

1402
01:37:16,435 --> 01:37:17,670
- [audience laughing]
- [Dr. Sally] Oh!

1403
01:37:17,737 --> 01:37:19,338
Does he have
sexual problems?

1404
01:37:19,404 --> 01:37:21,674
[Murray] Oh, he looks like
he's got a lot of problems.

1405
01:37:21,741 --> 01:37:23,308
[audience laughing]

1406
01:37:23,375 --> 01:37:25,678
All right, Bobby,
let's show that clip one last time.

1407
01:37:25,745 --> 01:37:27,446
[Arthur laughing
on video]

1408
01:37:31,684 --> 01:37:34,986
[Arthur] <i>I hated
school as a kid.</i>

1409
01:37:36,421 --> 01:37:39,525
<i>But my mother
would always say,</i>

1410
01:37:39,592 --> 01:37:41,393
[imitates Penny]
<i>"You should enjoy it.</i>

1411
01:37:41,460 --> 01:37:44,262
<i>One day,
you'll have to work for a living."</i>

1412
01:37:44,329 --> 01:37:45,464
[normal voice]
<i>"No, I won't, Ma.</i>

1413
01:37:45,531 --> 01:37:47,667
<i>I'm gonna be
a comedian."</i>

1414
01:37:47,734 --> 01:37:49,602
[Arthur laughing on video]

1415
01:37:53,706 --> 01:37:57,442
- [Murray] Okay. You may...
- [audience laughing]

1416
01:37:57,510 --> 01:38:00,780
You may have seen that
clip of our next guest.

1417
01:38:00,847 --> 01:38:03,616
Now, before he comes
out, I just want to say

1418
01:38:03,683 --> 01:38:05,083
that we're
all heartbroken

1419
01:38:05,150 --> 01:38:07,185
about what's going on
in the city tonight.

1420
01:38:07,252 --> 01:38:09,555
But this is how he
wanted to come out,

1421
01:38:09,622 --> 01:38:13,058
and honestly,
I think we could all use a good laugh.

1422
01:38:13,125 --> 01:38:16,361
So, please welcome, Joker.

1423
01:38:16,428 --> 01:38:18,631
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]

1424
01:38:30,543 --> 01:38:32,310
[audience cheering]

1425
01:38:43,890 --> 01:38:45,490
[audience whooping
and whistling]

1426
01:38:57,969 --> 01:38:59,471
Are you
all right, Doctor?

1427
01:38:59,539 --> 01:39:00,972
[audience laughing]

1428
01:39:03,141 --> 01:39:05,711
Well,
that was quite an entrance.

1429
01:39:09,582 --> 01:39:11,416
[scattered laughter
from audience]

1430
01:39:12,350 --> 01:39:13,351
You okay?

1431
01:39:16,021 --> 01:39:17,422
Yeah.

1432
01:39:17,489 --> 01:39:20,459
This is exactly
how I imagined it.

1433
01:39:22,227 --> 01:39:24,095
Well, that makes
one of us.

1434
01:39:24,162 --> 01:39:25,665
[audience laughing]

1435
01:39:25,731 --> 01:39:26,732
[audience applauding]

1436
01:39:30,969 --> 01:39:33,171
So, can you tell us
about this look?

1437
01:39:33,238 --> 01:39:34,874
When we spoke earlier,

1438
01:39:34,941 --> 01:39:36,809
you mentioned that this look
is not a political statement.

1439
01:39:36,876 --> 01:39:38,109
Is that right?

1440
01:39:38,176 --> 01:39:39,612
That's right, Murray.
I'm not political.

1441
01:39:39,679 --> 01:39:42,380
I'm just trying to
make people laugh.

1442
01:39:42,447 --> 01:39:44,650
- And how's that going for you?
- [audience laughing]

1443
01:39:45,518 --> 01:39:47,118
[laughing]

1444
01:39:52,525 --> 01:39:54,459
So, I know
you're a comedian.

1445
01:39:54,527 --> 01:39:56,394
You been working on
any new material?

1446
01:39:56,461 --> 01:39:57,763
You wanna
tell us a joke?

1447
01:39:58,698 --> 01:40:00,031
[audience applauding]

1448
01:40:03,536 --> 01:40:04,537
Yeah?

1449
01:40:06,672 --> 01:40:07,673
Okay.

1450
01:40:11,243 --> 01:40:12,745
[audience laughing]

1451
01:40:13,713 --> 01:40:15,413
He's got a book.

1452
01:40:16,147 --> 01:40:17,717
A book of jokes.

1453
01:40:27,392 --> 01:40:29,160
Take your time.
We got all night.

1454
01:40:29,227 --> 01:40:30,997
[audience laughing]

1455
01:40:32,632 --> 01:40:33,633
[Murray chuckles]

1456
01:40:34,934 --> 01:40:37,369
Okay, okay.
Here's one.

1457
01:40:40,272 --> 01:40:42,942
Knock, knock.

1458
01:40:43,009 --> 01:40:44,476
And you had to
look that up?

1459
01:40:44,544 --> 01:40:46,311
- [laughing]
- [audience laughing]

1460
01:40:46,378 --> 01:40:48,113
[audience applauding]

1461
01:40:51,383 --> 01:40:53,285
I want to
get it right.

1462
01:40:54,954 --> 01:40:56,656
Knock, knock.

1463
01:40:56,722 --> 01:40:58,323
Who's there?

1464
01:40:59,491 --> 01:41:01,092
It's the police, ma'am.

1465
01:41:01,159 --> 01:41:03,094
Your son's been hit
by a drunk driver.

1466
01:41:03,161 --> 01:41:06,064
- He's dead. [laughing]
- [audience gasps]

1467
01:41:06,131 --> 01:41:07,365
[plays sad note]

1468
01:41:07,432 --> 01:41:09,167
- [audience booing]
- Oh, no, no, no.

1469
01:41:09,234 --> 01:41:11,102
No, you cannot
joke about that.

1470
01:41:11,169 --> 01:41:13,005
Yeah, that's
not funny, Arthur.

1471
01:41:13,071 --> 01:41:16,241
That's not that kind of
humor we do on this show.

1472
01:41:16,308 --> 01:41:18,611
Okay. I'm...
Yeah, I'm sorry.

1473
01:41:18,678 --> 01:41:23,181
It's just, you know,
it's been a rough few weeks, Murray.

1474
01:41:23,248 --> 01:41:24,784
[chuckling]

1475
01:41:24,850 --> 01:41:26,719
Ever since

1476
01:41:28,955 --> 01:41:31,524
I killed those three
Wall Street guys.

1477
01:41:31,591 --> 01:41:32,725
[all gasp]

1478
01:41:37,730 --> 01:41:40,098
Okay, I'm waiting
for the punch line.

1479
01:41:41,299 --> 01:41:43,268
There is
no punch line.

1480
01:41:44,402 --> 01:41:46,505
- It's not a joke.
- [audience murmuring]

1481
01:41:51,043 --> 01:41:52,177
You're serious,
aren't you?

1482
01:41:52,243 --> 01:41:53,478
You're telling us
you killed

1483
01:41:53,546 --> 01:41:54,680
those three young men
on the subway?

1484
01:41:54,747 --> 01:41:55,681
[Arthur] Mmm-hmm.

1485
01:41:55,748 --> 01:41:57,516
And why should
we believe you?

1486
01:41:57,583 --> 01:41:59,752
I got nothing
left to lose.

1487
01:42:01,554 --> 01:42:03,789
Nothing can
hurt me anymore.

1488
01:42:05,591 --> 01:42:06,659
[laughs]

1489
01:42:06,726 --> 01:42:10,228
My life is
nothing but a comedy.

1490
01:42:10,295 --> 01:42:12,230
[audience booing]

1491
01:42:13,331 --> 01:42:14,667
Well, let me
get this straight,

1492
01:42:14,734 --> 01:42:16,836
you think that killing
those guys is funny?

1493
01:42:17,570 --> 01:42:18,838
I do.

1494
01:42:18,904 --> 01:42:21,674
And I'm tired of
pretending it's not.

1495
01:42:21,741 --> 01:42:24,142
Comedy is subjective,
Murray.

1496
01:42:24,209 --> 01:42:26,045
Isn't that
what they say?

1497
01:42:26,112 --> 01:42:27,980
All of you,

1498
01:42:28,047 --> 01:42:30,583
the system
that knows so much,

1499
01:42:30,650 --> 01:42:33,485
you decide
what's right or wrong.

1500
01:42:33,552 --> 01:42:38,924
The same way that you
decide what's funny or not!

1501
01:42:40,191 --> 01:42:41,727
[man] Get him off!

1502
01:42:41,794 --> 01:42:45,765
Well, okay,
I think I might understand

1503
01:42:45,831 --> 01:42:47,399
that you did this to
start a movement,

1504
01:42:47,465 --> 01:42:50,102
to become a symbol?

1505
01:42:50,168 --> 01:42:51,671
Come on, Murray.

1506
01:42:51,737 --> 01:42:53,072
Do I look like
the kind of clown

1507
01:42:53,139 --> 01:42:54,674
that could
start a movement?

1508
01:42:54,740 --> 01:42:57,677
I killed those guys
because they were awful.

1509
01:42:57,743 --> 01:43:00,412
Everybody is awful
these days.

1510
01:43:00,478 --> 01:43:02,782
It's enough to
make anyone crazy.

1511
01:43:02,848 --> 01:43:04,717
[Murray] Okay.
So, that's it, you're crazy.

1512
01:43:04,784 --> 01:43:07,419
That's your defense for
killing three young men?

1513
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:09,454
No.

1514
01:43:09,522 --> 01:43:13,191
They couldn't carry a
tune to save their lives.

1515
01:43:13,258 --> 01:43:14,660
[audience booing]

1516
01:43:14,727 --> 01:43:18,831
Oh, why is everybody so
upset about these guys?

1517
01:43:18,898 --> 01:43:20,666
If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,

1518
01:43:20,733 --> 01:43:22,300
you'd walk
right over me!

1519
01:43:22,367 --> 01:43:24,537
I pass you every day,
and you don't notice me.

1520
01:43:24,603 --> 01:43:26,806
But these guys, what,
because Thomas Wayne

1521
01:43:26,872 --> 01:43:28,574
went and cried about them on TV?

1522
01:43:28,641 --> 01:43:30,943
You have a problem
with Thomas Wayne, too?

1523
01:43:31,010 --> 01:43:32,812
Yes, I do.

1524
01:43:32,878 --> 01:43:36,481
Have you seen what it's
like out there, Murray?

1525
01:43:36,549 --> 01:43:39,652
Do you ever actually
leave the studio?

1526
01:43:39,719 --> 01:43:43,856
Everybody just yells and
screams at each other.

1527
01:43:43,923 --> 01:43:45,925
Nobody's civil anymore.

1528
01:43:45,991 --> 01:43:50,428
Nobody thinks what it's
like to be the other guy.

1529
01:43:50,495 --> 01:43:53,331
You think men like
Thomas Wayne ever think

1530
01:43:53,398 --> 01:43:55,433
what it's like to be
someone like me?

1531
01:43:55,501 --> 01:43:58,369
To be somebody but themselves?
They don't.

1532
01:43:58,436 --> 01:44:00,539
They think that
we'll just sit there

1533
01:44:00,606 --> 01:44:03,274
and take it,
like good little boys!

1534
01:44:03,341 --> 01:44:05,678
That we won't werewolf
and go wild!

1535
01:44:05,745 --> 01:44:07,113
You finished?

1536
01:44:07,179 --> 01:44:09,715
I mean, it's so much
self-pity, Arthur.

1537
01:44:09,782 --> 01:44:11,416
You sound like
you're making excuses

1538
01:44:11,483 --> 01:44:12,885
for killing
those young men.

1539
01:44:12,952 --> 01:44:15,020
Not everybody,
and I'll tell you this,

1540
01:44:15,087 --> 01:44:16,622
not everyone is awful.

1541
01:44:18,657 --> 01:44:20,092
You're awful, Murray.

1542
01:44:20,159 --> 01:44:22,128
Me? I'm awful?

1543
01:44:22,194 --> 01:44:23,996
Oh, yeah,
how am I awful?

1544
01:44:26,132 --> 01:44:27,700
Playing my video.

1545
01:44:28,834 --> 01:44:31,737
Inviting me
on this show.

1546
01:44:31,804 --> 01:44:35,207
You just wanted to
make fun of me.

1547
01:44:35,273 --> 01:44:37,109
You're just like
the rest of them.

1548
01:44:37,176 --> 01:44:39,178
You don't know the first
thing about me, pal.

1549
01:44:39,245 --> 01:44:42,181
Look what happened,
because of what you did. What it led to.

1550
01:44:42,248 --> 01:44:43,883
There are riots
out there.

1551
01:44:43,949 --> 01:44:45,518
Two policemen are
in critical condition,

1552
01:44:45,584 --> 01:44:46,952
- and you're laughing.
- [laughs]

1553
01:44:47,019 --> 01:44:48,486
You're laughing.

1554
01:44:48,554 --> 01:44:51,090
Someone was killed today,
because of what you did.

1555
01:44:51,157 --> 01:44:52,725
I know.

1556
01:44:54,994 --> 01:44:56,562
How about another joke, Murray?

1557
01:44:56,629 --> 01:44:58,264
No, I think we've had
enough of your jokes.

1558
01:44:58,363 --> 01:44:59,565
- What do you get...
- I don't think so.

1559
01:44:59,632 --> 01:45:02,333
...when you cross
a mentally-ill loner

1560
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:04,737
with a society
that abandons him

1561
01:45:04,804 --> 01:45:06,105
and treats him
like trash?

1562
01:45:06,172 --> 01:45:07,640
Call the police, Gene!

1563
01:45:07,706 --> 01:45:08,874
- I'll tell you what you get!
- Call the police.

1564
01:45:08,941 --> 01:45:10,609
You get what you
fucking deserve!

1565
01:45:11,342 --> 01:45:13,512
[audience screaming]

1566
01:45:29,061 --> 01:45:30,763
[laughing]

1567
01:45:37,503 --> 01:45:39,370
- [screaming continues]
- [gun clatters]

1568
01:45:46,846 --> 01:45:50,448
<i>Good night.
And always remember, that's...</i>

1569
01:45:50,516 --> 01:45:52,751
[upbeat music playing]

1570
01:45:55,386 --> 01:45:56,789
[news anchor 1]
<i>Breaking news.</i>

1571
01:45:56,856 --> 01:45:59,225
<i>Popular TV talk show host,
Murray Franklin</i>

1572
01:45:59,291 --> 01:46:01,660
<i>was shot dead tonight on the
live telecast of his program.</i>

1573
01:46:01,727 --> 01:46:03,963
<i>The man who was
introduced by Franklin</i>

1574
01:46:04,029 --> 01:46:06,999
<i>as "Joker" is
currently under arrest.</i>

1575
01:46:07,066 --> 01:46:09,802
<i>Police led the suspect
handcuffed out of the studio.</i>

1576
01:46:09,869 --> 01:46:11,604
- [Arthur shouting]
- [overlapping chatter]

1577
01:46:11,670 --> 01:46:14,039
<i>...merely just a punch
line to a joke...</i>

1578
01:46:14,106 --> 01:46:15,841
[Arthur] <i>You get what
you</i> [bleep] <i>deserve!</i>

1579
01:46:15,908 --> 01:46:17,142
[reporter 1]
<i>Looting and rioting</i>

1580
01:46:17,209 --> 01:46:18,677
<i>have intensified here...</i>

1581
01:46:18,744 --> 01:46:20,246
[reporter 2] <i>...rioting
throughout the city.</i>

1582
01:46:20,312 --> 01:46:21,647
[Arthur] <i>...with a society
that abandons him</i>

1583
01:46:21,714 --> 01:46:23,048
<i>and treats him
like trash?</i>

1584
01:46:23,115 --> 01:46:24,817
[news anchor 2]
<i>This mob of clowns...</i>

1585
01:46:24,884 --> 01:46:26,218
[reporter 1] <i>...many
wearing clown masks.</i>

1586
01:46:26,285 --> 01:46:27,953
[overlapping chatter
continues]

1587
01:46:28,020 --> 01:46:29,989
[Arthur] <i>If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,</i>

1588
01:46:30,055 --> 01:46:31,657
- <i>you'd walk right over me.</i>
- [news anchor 2] <i>To all of</i>

1589
01:46:31,724 --> 01:46:33,158
<i>those who have been
ignored by the system.</i>

1590
01:46:33,225 --> 01:46:34,960
[Arthur] <i>And always remember,
that's life!</i>

1591
01:46:35,027 --> 01:46:36,328
[reporter 3] <i>And as you see,
Gotham is burning.</i>

1592
01:46:36,394 --> 01:46:38,429
[music playing]

1593
01:46:41,432 --> 01:46:43,802
[sirens wailing]

1594
01:46:50,009 --> 01:46:51,944
[looters shouting]

1595
01:46:56,582 --> 01:46:58,751
[dispatcher chattering
on radio]

1596
01:47:10,696 --> 01:47:12,564
[shouting continues]

1597
01:47:12,631 --> 01:47:14,099
[store alarms ringing]

1598
01:47:18,237 --> 01:47:19,838
[laughing]

1599
01:47:30,849 --> 01:47:33,285
[officer 1] Stop laughing, you freak!
This isn't funny.

1600
01:47:33,352 --> 01:47:34,753
[officer 2] Yeah,
the whole fucking city's on fire

1601
01:47:34,820 --> 01:47:36,922
'cause of
what you did.

1602
01:47:36,989 --> 01:47:39,425
[dispatcher] <i>All units,
fire reported, north of alley.</i>

1603
01:47:39,490 --> 01:47:41,126
<i>Code Four
for medical.</i>

1604
01:47:41,627 --> 01:47:43,195
I know.

1605
01:47:44,596 --> 01:47:46,865
Isn't it beautiful?

1606
01:47:46,932 --> 01:47:47,933
[chuckles]

1607
01:47:57,109 --> 01:47:58,777
[looters shouting]

1608
01:48:46,725 --> 01:48:48,961
[shouting continues]

1609
01:49:06,378 --> 01:49:08,013
[sirens wailing]

1610
01:49:29,201 --> 01:49:30,669
Go over there.

1611
01:49:48,387 --> 01:49:50,189
Hey, Wayne.

1612
01:49:50,255 --> 01:49:52,324
You get what you
fucking deserve.

1613
01:49:52,391 --> 01:49:53,759
No! Pal!

1614
01:49:53,826 --> 01:49:55,194
[Mrs. Wayne screaming]

1615
01:49:58,363 --> 01:49:59,364
[gunshot]

1616
01:50:01,667 --> 01:50:02,768
[body thuds]

1617
01:50:02,835 --> 01:50:04,703
[looters shouting]

1618
01:50:07,473 --> 01:50:09,374
[coughing]

1619
01:50:34,133 --> 01:50:36,401
[man] Come on,
get up!

1620
01:50:36,468 --> 01:50:38,470
Come on,
man, get up.

1621
01:50:38,538 --> 01:50:40,205
[crowd shouting and cheering]

1622
01:52:03,155 --> 01:52:05,190
[crowd continues
shouting and cheering]

1623
01:52:34,587 --> 01:52:36,221
[Arthur laughing]

1624
01:53:03,782 --> 01:53:05,317
[continues laughing]

1625
01:53:17,630 --> 01:53:19,898
What's so funny?

1626
01:53:23,703 --> 01:53:25,370
Just thinking
of a joke.

1627
01:53:26,938 --> 01:53:28,974
[Arthur continues laughing]

1628
01:53:44,323 --> 01:53:46,526
Do you want
to tell it to me?

1629
01:53:52,665 --> 01:53:54,466
You wouldn't get it.

1630
01:53:54,534 --> 01:53:56,868
["That's Life" playing]

1631
01:54:06,211 --> 01:54:08,146
[Arthur] <i>♪ That's life ♪</i>

1632
01:54:09,448 --> 01:54:13,686
<i>♪ And as funny
as it may seem ♪</i>

1633
01:54:13,753 --> 01:54:16,789
<i>♪ Some people
get their kicks ♪</i>

1634
01:54:16,855 --> 01:54:19,726
<i>♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪</i>

1635
01:54:19,792 --> 01:54:23,929
<i>♪ But I don't let it,
let it get me down ♪</i>

1636
01:54:25,665 --> 01:54:28,200
<i>♪ 'Cause this
fine old world ♪</i>

1637
01:54:32,904 --> 01:54:35,006
["That's Life"
continues playing]

1638
01:55:32,730 --> 01:55:37,730
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