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What is it?

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I wasn't sure you'd come back.

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Your plane landed 30 minutes ago.

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I couldn't find my luggage.

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Why wouldn't I come back?

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I don't know, you were on a plane
with a passport.

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I was going to turn it away
to escape?

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Did you miss me?

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To the point that it made me angry.

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I missed you too.

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The last two days.

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- Have you watched porn?
- Absolutely.

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But I always made myself
a little Sharon with a pillow

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whom I hugged while I...

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looked.

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I did the same, but without a pillow.

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I have trouble masturbating
right now.

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I have to watch
over my stomach,

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in which there is a baby
and it chills me.

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You wouldn't jerk off
if children were playing behind you.

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Yes, that's my type,
not to do that.

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- Did someone try to hold you back?
- Yes.

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My friend Cory said:

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"See you in 6 months,
when you have messed up."

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It really motivates me
for it to work.

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Even more than the baby.

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- Is it arranged with your mother?
- No.

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Far from it.

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It took me 38 years

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to understand
that my mother is a messed up fart.

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- Have you found your witness?
- No.

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I have a witness. You need one.

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Who is it? Fran?

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No ! But she offered.

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I panicked one evening
and asked Kate, my college friend.

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She will come for a week,

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we're going to go out and have a good laugh.

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Does she know you're not funny anymore?

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But what an asshole!

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If I asked your brother
to be my witness?

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What do you think?

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You can ask him.

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You barely know him.

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I barely know you too.

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I would be honored.

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THANKS.

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Serious.

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You are part of the family.

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- My sister has a reason to live.
- Let's...

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I love you, man.

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Me too, old man.

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You are my brother.

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Fergal.

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Are you drunk?

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Since Wednesday.

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What the hell is that?

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Baileys, wimp.

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Mallandra is gone.

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Gone where?

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In Spain!

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With the kids.

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On his return,

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she wants a divorce.

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She wants a fucking divorce!

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- She's going to take my kids!
- But no.

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You have to agree to divorce.

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Refuse and we'll sort this out.

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I really screwed up this time.

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I assure you, I have a problem.

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I'm a fucking monster!

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- What did you do?
- THANKS.

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Thank you so much.

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The wedding is a week
before my appearance.

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It gives me a purpose.

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A smoothie?

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Here it is!

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Kate, my best man.

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- Rob, the future Mr. Sharon Morris.
- Delighted.

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Sharon, can I talk to you?

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What a joy to meet you!

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Me too, I'm happy.

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You chose it well.

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Not even pregnant,
it would be a deal.

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She caught all the guys,
at our place.

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Not all.

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We are going to pass

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a sensational week!

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My first week without kids
in 5 years! I love it!

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Damn, I love London!

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Can I talk to you for a second?

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She's always boring
the first day.

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That's not it.
She's boring, but she's Fergal.

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Does he refuse?

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He accepts, but did he tell you...

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- What?
- What he did.

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- What did he do?
- I don't know.

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What are you asking?

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Do you know that Mallandra left him?

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She does this twice a year.

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- Do you know why?
- Yes.

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He's an idiot.

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It's more serious.

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What are you talking about?

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I don't know, something
in his eyes said:

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“I did something serious.”

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Something in his eyes?

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It may be
that he hurt someone.

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I'm not saying he has a freezer
full of kids...

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Listen, I don't know if you're stressed,

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but stop slandering my brother
and I return to my guest.

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It's bad manners.
We are two badly brought up.

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Pardon.

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You have Sudocrem
or something like that?

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I did
a Brazilian wax yesterday.

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My pussy is on fire.

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I'll bring this to you.

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I would like to introduce you to Rob Norris.

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Rob has been a pillar
from Fry and Loeb to Boston

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and advised brands
having image concerns.

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It's a kind
perception engineer.

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I'll give you the floor.

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Thank you, Harita.

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The public is like babies.
He likes things that shine:

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the scandal,

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astronauts possibly killed

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by Braeband's flagship product.

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We have to distract him
with a brighter object.

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What if...

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What if this shiny object
was something good?

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I'm sure you know

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which animal causes the most deaths?

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The shark?

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No, not the shark.

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The mosquito.
Because of malaria.

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And who treated
the most cases of malaria in India?

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Not the shark!

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Nor Braeband.

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The Dutch laboratory Nyromax.

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If Braeband...

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I will interrupt you for a moment.
Your enthusiasm

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is great.

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- Honestly...
- Thank you.

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That's courage.

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Not an old astronaut
whose children defame us.

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Is she finished almost?

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Do you want your lip liner?

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- No, I'll do that in the taxi.
- You're beautiful.

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- The program?
- Steak with Montefiore.

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Nice !

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Where are you going?

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- Eat pizza...
- I'm ready.

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We'll take it easy, Emile.

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Just two or three glasses of wine,

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a little dance,
half an ecstasy.

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- I won't take ecstas.
- Me neither.

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Call me

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if you...

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Have a good evening!

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Are you okay with the cock suckers?

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Great. Do you know Chris?

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Hello, buddy!

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- Come up.
- Wait.

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-Aren't we going to eat a steak?
- Get in!

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In which hospital do you give birth?

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In St. Thomas.

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My daughter was born there.

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- Really ?
- It's great.

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My wife loved it.
She gave birth in the water.

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Do it, the baby comes out on its own.

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OK, I'll try.

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- You have beautiful eyes.
- Pardon ?

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It's not okay!

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I want to leave.

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- Right away.
- Me too.

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Do you see the guy I'm talking to?

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He wants to show me his boat.

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You can imagine!

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Do you mind if I leave?

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with him?

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I'll be there tomorrow morning.

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With the croissants.

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I'm going to the toilet,
because my baby is pressing

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on my bladder, and we leave.

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Say goodbye to the vapor rapist.
See you in front in 5 minutes.

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Yes, okay.

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It rocks, huh?

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I want to love.

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Naked women are awesome.
Who dance.

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I love it too.

190
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That makes two dream factors.

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But when you add
sweaty guys and you...

192
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who drool over them,

193
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It’s really lame.

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Slip this into her thong.

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Lenore!

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Chris?

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That's not true!

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What are you doing here?

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Yelp recommends the food.

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You're fucking hot.

201
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If you gain a gram,
we make you dance for the Chinese.

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I see.

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Damn!

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Chris Beesley.

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Are you going to soak the leek?

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I don't know him.

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I am on duty,
but you want to buy a dance?

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We can discuss.

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Of course.

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Not a word
while they dance.

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I was just...

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The girls!

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Do you have children?

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A boy.

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I have a boy

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and a little girl.

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Get out of there?

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The exterior is not bad,

219
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but the kitty,
it's a minefield.

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- Married since when?
- 12 years old. Her name is Fran.

221
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:05,604
Fran doesn't mind
that you come here?

222
00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:08,044
Not if I fuck her when I get home.

223
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She doesn't know.

224
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There are quieter rooms
behind if you want to...

225
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talk more.

226
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I should join the guys.

227
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Are you sure?

228
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No.

229
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I left my bag inside.
Two minutes.

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This bag?

231
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Did you leave it inside?

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I want to see the boat.

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Look at me. Focus.

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There's no boat.

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Just a small apartment,
with a dirty mattress

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and nose hairs in the sink.

237
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I want a dirty mattress.

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00:11:06,492 --> 00:11:08,133
Any mattress.

239
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I'm not happy.

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My dear, I'm sorry
to learn that,

241
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but you will be even less happy
cut out

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and put in a trash bag.

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Come on, let's go.

244
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Damn!

245
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,495
My God !

246
00:11:28,696 --> 00:11:30,736
Shit ! Did you hit your head?

247
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- Is that...
- It's okay!

248
00:11:39,777 --> 00:11:41,417
Damn! Wait here.

249
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,658
Don't move. I'm asking for help.

250
00:11:43,858 --> 00:11:45,018
Don't move!

251
00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:46,378
Help me.

252
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I need a first aid kit.
She hit her head.

253
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I need an ambulance.

254
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,579
Where is the woman who was there?

255
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Where is she? Kate!

256
00:12:05,661 --> 00:12:06,781
I want to tell you...

257
00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:08,501
In the USA, you have more

258
00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:12,142
for your money,
thanks to dollar bills!

259
00:12:13,142 --> 00:12:15,222
You already gave me 300 pounds.

260
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- I need to talk to you.
- Really ?

261
00:12:17,782 --> 00:12:21,223
You can't put a coin
of a pound in a thong.

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- She falls.
- I want to explain to you.

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Abstain. Tell me nothing.

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I discovered...

265
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I flipped a coin once.

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She bounced
and chipped the dancer's tooth.

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It happens to you

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to shut your big mouth
5 minutes?

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Shut up!

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- Sorry...
- Shut up.

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Shut up, damn it!

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- Good God!
- Shut up !

273
00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:45,586
Shut up! Shut up !

274
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:51,307
I'll have the Kobe prime rib
of 900 grams.

275
00:13:02,789 --> 00:13:05,389
We can't skim London
screaming his name.

276
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:09,150
It's statistical,
she will wake up today,

277
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,310
maybe with a bump,
probably herpes,

278
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:13,870
but alive.

279
00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:17,031
And we will send her straight back to Ireland,
by bus.

280
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,751
I don't understand. His Facebook page,
it is an association of parents of students,

281
00:13:20,911 --> 00:13:23,312
cake sale,
Deepak Chopra quotes.

282
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,112
She makes you pay
the guys you were picking up.

283
00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:27,512
She disappeared.

284
00:13:27,712 --> 00:13:29,632
She split her head open.

285
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:31,833
Should I call her husband?

286
00:13:31,993 --> 00:13:33,273
What will you tell him?

287
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,073
“Hey, Rick.

288
00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,953
“It’s been six years, I know.

289
00:13:37,114 --> 00:13:40,914
"I wanted to tell you, your wife
fuck a guy on a boat."

290
00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:42,794
- Or died.
- Or died.

291
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:45,155
But rather with a guy on the water.

292
00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:48,835
She had to help me get dressed.

293
00:13:49,115 --> 00:13:50,595
I'm sorry, honey.

294
00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:52,276
Are you going to work?

295
00:13:52,436 --> 00:13:54,236
Yes, unfortunately.

296
00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:56,636
I thought things were getting better.

297
00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:58,957
You were going to be God's spy.

298
00:13:59,117 --> 00:14:00,517
We'll talk about it again,

299
00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:03,917
but my dominant feeling
is that they are bastards

300
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,718
who do dirty things

301
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:06,918
and I help them.

302
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:09,038
It's not forever.

303
00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:11,518
Just for the next 18 years.

304
00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:12,638
I see.

305
00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,239
Are you feeling better?

306
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,281
Two minutes late.

307
00:14:41,723 --> 00:14:43,763
Special package!

308
00:14:43,963 --> 00:14:46,523
Don't say "special package".

309
00:14:51,084 --> 00:14:53,404
- Have you seen her outfit?
- Shut up.

310
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,045
You are beautiful.

311
00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:00,565
It looks like a sofa.

312
00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:01,805
A beautiful sofa.

313
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:05,606
I'm going to take off the hat.
Fran exaggerated.

314
00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:06,686
I don't like him.

315
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,886
You don't need it.

316
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,807
I wish I could
look at this face

317
00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:13,367
without hindrance.

318
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:15,127
Shall we go in?

319
00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:25,009
Everything is fine ?

320
00:15:27,649 --> 00:15:28,609
Perfect.

321
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,050
- I took it off...
- I'm late!

322
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,450
You are beautiful.

323
00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:38,491
Where were you?

324
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,211
I thought you were dead.

325
00:15:40,411 --> 00:15:42,451
I almost canceled the wedding.

326
00:15:42,611 --> 00:15:43,771
I know, sorry.

327
00:15:44,371 --> 00:15:45,531
I ended up in Brighton.

328
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,692
I should have called,
but you would have made me come back.

329
00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:52,893
Your husband called Sharon

330
00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:54,053
40 times.

331
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,133
How are you. I spoke to him on the way.

332
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,373
He knows about my injury.

333
00:15:59,453 --> 00:16:02,014
- In God's name!
- Shit ! Come home.

334
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,214
I am your witness.

335
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:07,495
Come in, both of you.
I'm taking over.

336
00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:15,576
The groom wants to say a word.

337
00:16:23,017 --> 00:16:24,817
I never imagined that.

338
00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:29,978
I wouldn't have taken this dish on the menu.
But there wasn't any.

339
00:16:30,738 --> 00:16:34,138
It was like these restaurants
where the chef decides for us.

340
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,499
And it's scary.

341
00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:40,219
We might have some pheasant
stuffed with capers.

342
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:42,659
But he serves us a dish

343
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:45,540
incredibly good,
and we realize

344
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:47,380
that he knows better than us.

345
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,741
And we never want again
eat elsewhere.

346
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:55,301
Fuck the cards!

347
00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:59,342
Anything to add?

348
00:17:00,702 --> 00:17:01,382
Amen.

349
00:17:02,582 --> 00:17:04,183
I ask for assistance...

350
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:06,703
I would like to say something.

351
00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:07,983
As a witness.

352
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:09,903
- NOW.
- Are you sure?

353
00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:12,424
It's a little song.

354
00:17:12,624 --> 00:17:13,624
Of circumstance.

355
00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:06,191
Sorry.

356
00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:07,271
One second.

357
00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:55,198
Do you remember this place?

358
00:18:56,038 --> 00:18:57,038
Yes.

359
00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,759
It was better in my memory.

360
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,439
It's not the same room.

361
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:05,960
Ours has been condemned,
our antics left a scent there.

362
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,920
We should make love, right?

363
00:19:16,161 --> 00:19:19,321
The baby presses on my fart factory.

364
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:21,722
Bad idea.

365
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:25,802
Your feet don't hurt
in these shoes?

366
00:19:26,202 --> 00:19:27,163
Torture.

367
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,683
I'm going to massage them for you.

368
00:19:30,683 --> 00:19:31,683
THANKS.

369
00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:35,644
Fergal was great today.

370
00:19:35,804 --> 00:19:38,964
I imagine that his stories,
it wasn't serious.

371
00:19:39,164 --> 00:19:41,445
Yes. I forgot to tell you.

372
00:19:41,645 --> 00:19:45,525
A colleague of Mallandra wrote to him
that she looked sexy in her dress.

373
00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:48,326
Fergal went to his house,
attacked him,

374
00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:51,406
put the dress on her
and dislocated the shoulder.

375
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:54,846
But he withdraws his complaint,
then everything is fine.

376
00:19:57,527 --> 00:19:59,007
Perfect. Finally...

377
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,287
It sends shivers down your spine.

378
00:20:06,008 --> 00:20:06,888
What ?

379
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,728
Your nails are very long.

380
00:20:09,248 --> 00:20:12,369
I know, but when I lean
to cut them,

381
00:20:12,529 --> 00:20:14,049
I want to vomit.

382
00:20:14,249 --> 00:20:15,809
I'll cut them off for you.

383
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:16,930
What ?

384
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,650
No, I'll go to the pedicure tomorrow.

385
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,050
Don't be ridiculous.

386
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,971
My pregnant wife
has monstrous nails.

387
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,491
Instead of fucking
during the wedding night,

388
00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:28,291
I cut your nails.

389
00:20:49,134 --> 00:20:51,454
- Can I change my mind?
- On ?

390
00:20:53,095 --> 00:20:54,615
We should make love.

391
00:20:58,015 --> 00:20:58,695
What ?

392
00:20:59,936 --> 00:21:00,856
What ?

393
00:21:01,296 --> 00:21:02,336
You have...

394
00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:03,616
hesitated.

395
00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:08,337
I have your nails in my hand,
It’s not super exciting.

396
00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:10,817
It was your idea.

397
00:21:10,977 --> 00:21:14,498
If that puts you off,
Don't cut my toenails.

398
00:21:14,698 --> 00:21:16,218
I wanted to help you.

399
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:17,698
They look like claws.

400
00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:18,898
Anything !

401
00:21:19,098 --> 00:21:20,178
Crooked claws.

402
00:21:20,938 --> 00:21:22,139
Let go.

403
00:21:22,339 --> 00:21:25,579
No, listen.
I'm not saying I don't want to.

404
00:21:25,779 --> 00:21:26,899
I hesitated,

405
00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:30,740
because I looked in my hand
and it took me a second

406
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:33,100
to divert the blood
of my brain

407
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,340
to my cock.

408
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,621
Put me down!

409
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,981
Awesome.
Like I didn't feel bad enough.

410
00:21:40,661 --> 00:21:43,102
- Why are you doing this?
- Because !

411
00:21:43,742 --> 00:21:46,462
You upset me.
I don't want to look at you.

412
00:21:46,982 --> 00:21:47,982
Me neither.

413
00:21:48,782 --> 00:21:51,223
You distorted your beautiful face

414
00:21:51,423 --> 00:21:55,103
to put on a sullen face,
like every day.

415
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:59,264
Every day
of my damn pregnancy?

416
00:21:59,424 --> 00:22:01,584
Where I spend my life at the doctor

417
00:22:01,744 --> 00:22:04,985
because I'm 41
and all the possible glitches?

418
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,985
I know, I've been there all the time.

419
00:22:08,145 --> 00:22:10,465
It wasn't fun
for me, neither.

420
00:22:10,785 --> 00:22:13,266
So go jump
another drunk girl

421
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:16,146
and see if her pregnancy
will be easier.

422
00:22:16,426 --> 00:22:19,787
I would do it well,
but I attached my cart to this...

423
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,107
horse.

424
00:22:21,627 --> 00:22:22,547
Horse ?

425
00:22:22,747 --> 00:22:25,828
Horse or donkey!
What you attach to a cart.

426
00:22:26,028 --> 00:22:27,308
A beast of burden.

427
00:22:27,468 --> 00:22:28,188
Get the fuck out.

428
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,708
You, get out of here!
You have a house.

429
00:22:30,908 --> 00:22:34,389
I stay in this hotel
that I should never have left.

430
00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:41,470
Anything !
“That I should never have left.”

431
00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:44,550
- What does that mean?
- Wait, are you leaving?

432
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,391
You leave
during our wedding night?

433
00:22:47,711 --> 00:22:48,871
Are you kidding me?

434
00:22:49,031 --> 00:22:50,751
We're not in a soap!

435
00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:54,672
My only fault,
it is to have wanted to do

436
00:22:54,872 --> 00:22:55,912
what was needed.

437
00:22:56,072 --> 00:22:57,192
What was needed?

438
00:22:57,352 --> 00:22:59,312
Is that what this is about?

439
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:03,633
Are you doing the right thing?
The boy scout does his duty.

440
00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:04,513
It wasn't...

441
00:23:04,713 --> 00:23:07,913
I want to be a choice!
That's why I...

442
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:09,354
hate it all.

443
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:13,474
You are the toughest person
to satisfy that I know.

444
00:23:13,874 --> 00:23:15,955
Faced with a rainbow, you would say:

445
00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:20,155
“There are too many colors.
Too many colors on one thing.”

446
00:23:20,755 --> 00:23:22,996
I don't sell medicine

447
00:23:23,196 --> 00:23:24,876
who kill astronauts.

448
00:23:26,276 --> 00:23:27,796
I just got hired.

449
00:23:27,996 --> 00:23:29,677
And they don't kill anyone anymore.

450
00:23:29,877 --> 00:23:32,557
You swallow that,
gullible American bastard!

451
00:23:32,757 --> 00:23:34,197
I took this job for you,

452
00:23:34,397 --> 00:23:36,157
you dirty, ungrateful shrew!

453
00:23:44,479 --> 00:23:45,639
Holy shit!

454
00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:48,039
But what an idiot!

455
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,320
- Pardon.
- My water is breaking.

456
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,600
My water is breaking. It's too early.

457
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:20,004
Adaptation: Anne Trarieux

458
00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:22,204
Subtitles: IMAGINE