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Do you work here?

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Yes. For an agency
of American advertising.

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I open an office
in London.

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Fran, a friend.

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Nice to meet you, Rob.

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My Guru Alan
took care of it alone

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his prostate cancer
with nuts.

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He stuffed them
in his ass?

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- Go away !
- I have cancer.

10
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Are you awake?

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Can I talk to you?

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- If you want.
- Open your eyes.

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It's hard not to sleep,

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but you prefer not
one of us sleeping?

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No. I prefer you to reassure me
and we fall asleep.

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I don't agree, but OK.

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I'm both super excited
and super depressed.

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It's horrible.

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It looks hormonal.

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- What if something happens to the baby?
- But no.

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If he has a misshapen head
and must wear a helmet?

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At least there is
helmets today.

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Before, your baby had a misshapen head

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became a man
has a misshapen head.

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What if you die?

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I just had a check-up.

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- Do you have life insurance?
- No.

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I'll take one.
And one for you.

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All right.

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A small one for me.
So you don't murder me.

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I'm not going to murder you.

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85% of women murdered
are by their husbands.

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I would be spotted straight away.

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Even if I wanted to,
I wouldn't kill you.

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Me neither.

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Thank you, my darling.

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I am haunted by a vision.
I'm going to the bathroom at a restaurant.

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I end up in the kitchen by mistake

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or an Italian chef
gestures while speaking

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and stabs me in the stomach.

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Italians gesticulate a lot.

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Anything else?

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Yes. The world
is a manure pit.

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If we don't kill each other,
terrorists will do it.

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Or your President will declare
a war on a whim.

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If you start,
everything is a source of anxiety.

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Between Ebola,

48
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- the climate...
- That worries me too.

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We will survive,

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but global warming
will kill in our lifetime.

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Bangladeshis.

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Millions of Bangladeshis.

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Nobody cares.

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It would take a deadly virus
who only attacks the rich.

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I dream of learning

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than an avalanche of palaces
poorly constructed razed Monaco.

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You digress, there.

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Do you know how much CO2
Bangladesh produces?

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- No.
- Almost 0%.

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But the ocean is eating away at this country
while we go in 4x4

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at the shopping center
buy briefs

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sewn by children who,
in 2015,

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are neither more nor less
slaves,

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who have a shitty life and still,
not even in toilets.

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It's not by whining in front of a
pregnant woman that it will work out,

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yes?

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Good night.

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Sleep well, motherfucker.

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Rob?

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- Hello, Tony. How are you ?
- GOOD.

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How is it going,
in London?

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Great. From the fire of God.

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- Greg and Mark joining us?
- I am here.

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I had to make a call

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to the Crocs guys.

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They have difficulty maintaining
their sales in Europe.

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Maybe because Europe
is not full of stupid people

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clog fans
in fluorescent plastic.

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There are some here too.

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- But less, right?
- Yeah.

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Yes. Rob,

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there is an echo.
Get closer to the microphone.

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Yes, sorry.

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- Are we waiting for Greg?
- No.

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Are you sitting there?

86
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Yes.

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Greg made a nasty
attack Friday evening.

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- He's in a coma.
- What a horror!

89
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Ellen, are you okay?

90
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Not really. It's shit.

91
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The cow!

92
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Yes, it's rough.
I go from rooster to donkey,

93
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but what does that mean on your side?

94
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We would like to know

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where you are.

96
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Is this coming to fruition?

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Yes, absolutely.

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There's Jeff's Cola,

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than supermarkets

100
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Lidl are trying to catch up.

101
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So Jeff, already.

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I open a table.

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Last week,
I met...

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Hanley's.

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They make pants

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for women who cook.

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Women chefs.

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Pants for female chefs.

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What budget do they have?

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It's very high-end.
Unlimited budget.

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I can't believe it, about Greg.

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Yes. It's terrible.

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We will make another point.

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We'll have a conference call,

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story that
you don't forget us, "big beef".

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Do you mean "roast beef"?

117
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Yeah. See you, old man!

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Okay. THANKS. Ciao.

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Yeah, ciao.

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- So, this phone call?
- Not easy.

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- An associate had an attack.
- Did they call you?

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Very funny, as a joke.

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I still have a job,
which is a miracle.

124
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But I'm going to have to move

125
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or they will stop financing
my office in London.

126
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It's your box too, right?

127
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You told me that
the first evening.

128
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You would have lied to me
to jump me?

129
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I own 2.5% of it.

130
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I didn't lie.

131
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And you,
didn't you mention a doctorate?

132
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I almost had half one.

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And published books?

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You just have to move.

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Take care of your appearance.

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Buy a well-cut suit.

137
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You're in London.
See Clive Owen in there?

138
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I don't know.
You see Kate Winslet

139
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in a man's jacket
in yellow tweed,

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without messing around?

141
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What is this thing?

142
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You see the one
on the model?

143
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The little shirt?

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It doesn't go with the tie.

145
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You don't have anything in gray?

146
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Do you find it?

147
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It's a fairly neutral color.

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Excuse me.

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Damn, then!

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Chris!

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I'll leave you.

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Don't be stupid.
Fran is here.

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I know.
I hid because of her.

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Are you afraid of my dear and tender?

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No, but...

156
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There's no shame in that.

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You're right.

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So...

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Tell.
Are you getting used to your new life?

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Yes.

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I'm drooling at work.

162
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I don't know anyone
except Sharon and one guy, Dave.

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Let's go have a drink, see a movie.

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Don't stay alone.

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Yes, why not?

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And Fran? Will she agree?

167
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No. She hates you.

168
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She can't stand "Mad Men" anymore.
You remind him of Harry.

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Harry? You're sure
Isn't it more like Don?

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So, these pants?

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It's a little short.

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You can go get me
the size above?

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Heard.

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Call me.

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- Not a word to the wives.
- It's clear.

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Take the 2nd right.
It's lingerie.

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You will be out of danger.
Go ahead.

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"Educate a child"

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"The Orgasmic Birth"

180
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You're kidding me!

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You yourself!

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I don't believe it!
How are you ?

183
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Very good, thank you. And you ?

184
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GOOD.
Finally, I am in shock.

185
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- Do you like my bookstore?
- Did you buy Archer's?

186
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It's completely crazy.

187
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What's new ?
Still in doctorate?

188
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Nothing new.
And you ?

189
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Lots of things.

190
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Four years!

191
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I'm expected to have lunch.

192
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- Are you having lunch with anyone?
- Yes.

193
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But I'll offer you a coffee
one of these four?

194
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I stopped drinking coffee.

195
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And something to eat?
Are you still eating?

196
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All the time.
At every meal.

197
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Great.
We can tell each other about our lives.

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- Should I call you tomorrow?
- All right.

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Great.

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Come on, goodbye.

201
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Shit.

202
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Sharon!

203
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Fran!

204
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Hi. I had you...
How are you?

205
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Very good, thank you.

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I haven't seen you since...

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It's already forgotten.

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- It's true ?
- Yes.

209
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It suits you well,...

210
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I hope so.

211
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It cost me a fortune.

212
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Rejuvenation treatment
in the Turks and Caicos Islands.

213
00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:03,825
It's true ?

214
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:05,424
And you ?

215
00:10:05,624 --> 00:10:08,342
How are you.
Still the threat of precancer,

216
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,940
but according to the doctor,
I'm going to evacuate it

217
00:10:11,140 --> 00:10:13,099
at the same time as the child.

218
00:10:13,778 --> 00:10:15,777
To something
misfortune is good.

219
00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:19,655
- And little Jeffrey?
- He's great.

220
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,653
He is starting a series for ITV1.

221
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An adaptation
from “Knights of Dorian”.

222
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Pity !

223
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Pardon ?

224
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Excuse me. No.

225
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It's great.
But I hate these novels.

226
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They're shit, right?

227
00:10:35,245 --> 00:10:36,045
No.

228
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I don't find them boring.

229
00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:42,720
I'm not saying that the series
will be, I'm talking about novels.

230
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-And how is Chris?
- Alright.

231
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- I ran into Fran.
- Ah good ?

232
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- Yes. Didn't you see her?
- No.

233
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- Are you going to look beautiful?
- Yes.

234
00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:01,828
- Did you find your book?
- Yeah.

235
00:11:01,988 --> 00:11:03,907
- Shall we leave?
- And how!

236
00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:18,378
“Wizards of yesteryear” from my ass!

237
00:11:25,174 --> 00:11:26,173
How are you ?

238
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:30,610
Yes. I've had my fill
of "no, thank you", today.

239
00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:33,728
So polite
that we would say “yes”.

240
00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:34,728
You know what?

241
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:37,126
It's rude to be so polite.

242
00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:41,723
- Tea?
- Why not ?

243
00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:43,842
And you, school?

244
00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:47,200
I constantly have the impression
that I will cry or cum.

245
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,999
I had to go to the toilet

246
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to masturbate.

247
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It was absolutely horrible.

248
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Do you want to talk about it?

249
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I can't figure out
if it's hormonal

250
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or psychological.

251
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No. How you masturbated.
With both hands?

252
00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,669
Are you 14?

253
00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:09,386
- Are you still excited?
- More or less.

254
00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:11,105
- Constantly.
- That's good.

255
00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:15,382
I met a neighbor who was
leaned towards picking up his trash.

256
00:12:15,582 --> 00:12:17,501
I saw her breasts.

257
00:12:17,661 --> 00:12:19,460
I was planning to jerk off.

258
00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:21,338
But since you are here.

259
00:12:21,538 --> 00:12:23,337
You know what?
It got through to me.

260
00:12:26,975 --> 00:12:28,174
It's Dave.

261
00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:29,933
This idiot.

262
00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:31,932
I'll just...

263
00:12:32,371 --> 00:12:35,010
Go ahead. You only have one friend.

264
00:12:36,769 --> 00:12:38,927
It must not be easy
to create oneself

265
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a clientele.

266
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It's a nightmare.

267
00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:43,764
Take advantage of this opportunity

268
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,003
to restart,
forget the ad.

269
00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:48,162
It's for assholes.

270
00:12:48,361 --> 00:12:50,1000
What is your dream?
Your passion?

271
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,279
I don't know.

272
00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:53,598
The ideal job?

273
00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:57,196
I like big animals.

274
00:12:58,675 --> 00:13:00,114
And does it pay well?

275
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:03,112
No. I wanted to heal
large animals.

276
00:13:03,312 --> 00:13:05,111
I started studying.

277
00:13:05,311 --> 00:13:07,949
But my cousin
launched into advertising.

278
00:13:08,149 --> 00:13:11,587
He had a Ferrari, was having sex
a figure skater...

279
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,985
Do it.
Get started as a vet.

280
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:15,584
- Go ahead.
- Do you think so?

281
00:13:15,784 --> 00:13:17,383
Downright.
Jump at the opportunity.

282
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,820
Good. What are we going to see?

283
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:25,858
I bought tickets for
"The Emancipation of Flyburton Crisp".

284
00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:26,857
What ?

285
00:13:27,297 --> 00:13:29,056
- The new Wes Anderson.
- No.

286
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,935
No ?

287
00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:34,053
- No, period?
- No, period. What else?

288
00:13:34,852 --> 00:13:36,491
There is also the movie

289
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,330
by Adam Sandler, at 8:10 p.m.

290
00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:39,250
Here we go.

291
00:14:15,427 --> 00:14:17,026
A pack of ballpoint pens.

292
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,532
- Excuse me.
- Yes ?

293
00:14:38,732 --> 00:14:41,291
You can take it easy
on the keyboard?

294
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:44,249
- Pardon ?
- You type like a deaf person.

295
00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:45,688
It makes...

296
00:14:45,848 --> 00:14:48,766
You're going to leave your fingers there.
I can't hear myself think.

297
00:14:50,365 --> 00:14:51,724
It's true, what!

298
00:15:08,314 --> 00:15:09,793
Can I ask you something?

299
00:15:11,472 --> 00:15:13,430
Would you mind if my agency

300
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,349
- didn't work...
- Yes.

301
00:15:16,109 --> 00:15:18,307
And instead, I returned

302
00:15:18,507 --> 00:15:21,106
finish my veterinary studies

303
00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:22,665
to hope within 2 years

304
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:24,384
get an assistant job

305
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:25,903
in a zoo?

306
00:15:26,222 --> 00:15:27,102
Yes.

307
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,301
Yes what?

308
00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:29,940
That would bother me.

309
00:15:32,179 --> 00:15:35,017
Back to pants
of women chefs tomorrow.

310
00:15:35,656 --> 00:15:37,855
Poor thing, life is hard

311
00:15:38,055 --> 00:15:39,574
responsible adult, huh?

312
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,653
See your dreams...

313
00:15:42,052 --> 00:15:43,811
“Come back, my dreams!”

314
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,170
You're nasty to me.

315
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,649
I say nothing
because you are pregnant.

316
00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:49,008
But know

317
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:52,446
that when you have given birth,
I'm going to ruin your life.

318
00:15:53,765 --> 00:15:55,204
Thank you for warning me.

319
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:59,282
Dave wants to take me to the inauguration
from a friend's restaurant.

320
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,640
- When ?
- Tomorrow evening.

321
00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:05,838
Tomorrow evening? No problem.

322
00:16:27,544 --> 00:16:28,863
You are splendid.

323
00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:30,622
You too.

324
00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:34,619
You haven't aged a bit.

325
00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:37,538
- Since Saturday?
- No. Since our...

326
00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:39,376
Finally, you see.

327
00:16:39,576 --> 00:16:41,655
It's horrible.
You haven't changed

328
00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:45,253
and I became
a middle-aged lady.

329
00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:53,368
I can...
Where are the toilets?

330
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:58,045
I would say by...

331
00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:04,481
If you had told me

332
00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:07,759
that I would have dinner with you
in all good...

333
00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:09,358
It's nice, isn't it?

334
00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:12,116
When you dumped me, I was...

335
00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:15,594
And when you regretted

336
00:17:15,794 --> 00:17:18,192
and you wanted to come back,
I was with...

337
00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:20,751
I was drunk.

338
00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:22,469
For 3 months?

339
00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:27,986
But it makes me really happy
to see you. So, tell!

340
00:17:28,905 --> 00:17:32,303
Lots of things happened
and nothing special.

341
00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:34,262
It's complicated.
And you ?

342
00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:35,661
Always with Gina.

343
00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:41,458
- It's true ?
- Yes. She is pregnant.

344
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,895
Gosh! Me too.

345
00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:46,854
- It's true ?
- Yes.

346
00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:51,811
- You didn't tell me.
- I forgot.

347
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,649
I am 4 months pregnant
from my fiancé.

348
00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:57,008
A brilliant American

349
00:17:57,727 --> 00:17:58,967
1.95m tall.

350
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:00,845
- Do you drink?
- It's not annoying.

351
00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:04,523
Recent studies say
that we can drink... a little.

352
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,602
The proof,
French women do it.

353
00:18:07,361 --> 00:18:12,038
Gina read that a single sip
of alcohol can be dangerous.

354
00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:14,557
She hasn't read the recent studies.

355
00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:21,073
To say that you are always
with Gina Randolph!

356
00:18:22,032 --> 00:18:25,510
No one would have bet on you.
She was so much more...

357
00:18:26,109 --> 00:18:27,788
everything but you.

358
00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:29,188
Brighter...

359
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,226
Above you.

360
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:34,144
I take it as a compliment.

361
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:35,184
Are you together?

362
00:18:35,384 --> 00:18:37,622
Yes. It's serious.

363
00:18:39,141 --> 00:18:41,420
Elle accouche
et publie en février.

364
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,618
C'est la suite des...

365
00:18:43,938 --> 00:18:45,297
“Knights of Dorian”, yes.

366
00:18:45,497 --> 00:18:46,457
Pour les enfants ?

367
00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:47,896
Les jeunes adultes.

368
00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:51,134
J'écris toujours.

369
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,332
It's good.

370
00:18:54,212 --> 00:18:55,731
You've always been funny.

371
00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:09,083
It was nice.

372
00:19:10,002 --> 00:19:12,041
Ça ressemble
a une déclaration.

373
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,680
Do you want to kiss me?

374
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,558
- No. Absolument pas.
- Great.

375
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:16,878
I'm going there.

376
00:19:17,317 --> 00:19:20,036
Hé, je peux te poser
une question ?

377
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,274
When Fran was pregnant,

378
00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:24,593
elle passait brusquement
de l'envie

379
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,951
de te sauter dessus
a l'envie de pleurer ?

380
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:30,949
Fran was excited
and hungry at the same time.

381
00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:35,746
One evening, I took it
in his parents' kitchen.

382
00:19:36,146 --> 00:19:39,264
She finished a stew
while I penetrated her.

383
00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:45,060
Let's have a squash
next week?

384
00:19:45,979 --> 00:19:47,259
Put on your little shorts.

385
00:19:58,212 --> 00:19:59,691
You have aged.

386
00:20:00,051 --> 00:20:01,410
Poorly aged.

387
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:05,927
How are you ?

388
00:20:06,127 --> 00:20:07,286
What's going on?

389
00:20:07,526 --> 00:20:10,244
What have I done with my life?

390
00:20:10,404 --> 00:20:11,443
What have I accomplished?

391
00:20:11,683 --> 00:20:12,443
Lots of stuff.

392
00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:14,761
What do you know?
You barely know me.

393
00:20:15,121 --> 00:20:16,920
I accomplished nothing.

394
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,638
I'm going to be a mother, and there,
it will be absolute desert.

395
00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:22,476
My son will be ashamed of me.

396
00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:25,315
What is this?

397
00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:27,313
C'est juste...

398
00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:30,791
stuff I wrote
formerly.

399
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,110
Le "Times" m'a publiée.

400
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:37,187
A reader wrote a letter
on my letter the following week.

401
00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:39,826
That's great, my darling.
Can I watch?

402
00:20:41,025 --> 00:20:42,144
Please.

403
00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:45,502
Stop, give it back to me.

404
00:20:50,979 --> 00:20:52,058
T'es drôle !

405
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,497
You have talent.

406
00:20:53,657 --> 00:20:56,055
Not as much as Gina Randolph
of my two.

407
00:20:56,295 --> 00:20:59,533
The author of "Knights
de Dorian" ? We're having trouble.

408
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:01,372
Pas les ados boutonneux.

409
00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:04,250
They adore you too.

410
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,409
Did you see the letters?
of your students?

411
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,048
They're crazy about you.

412
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,846
Some failed
make me cry.

413
00:21:11,046 --> 00:21:14,164
Succeed in inciting
little brats

414
00:21:14,324 --> 00:21:15,963
to use their imagination

415
00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:19,641
or literature rather
than meth to escape,

416
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,519
it's huge.

417
00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:23,678
We don't have any meth here.

418
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:27,156
It will come.
But your students won't touch it.

419
00:21:27,316 --> 00:21:29,834
Because they will have become
archaeologists

420
00:21:29,994 --> 00:21:30,993
or surgeons.

421
00:21:31,193 --> 00:21:32,552
Not him.

422
00:21:32,712 --> 00:21:35,071
He's cute, but...
I won't dwell.

423
00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,989
You're so nice to me.

424
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:41,187
I broke your dream
of veterinarian.

425
00:21:43,745 --> 00:21:46,224
I had dinner with my ex this evening.

426
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:48,343
Do you still like him?

427
00:21:49,102 --> 00:21:50,781
No. He's horrible.

428
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,819
But I hoped
please him again.

429
00:21:54,059 --> 00:21:55,418
It's pathetic.

430
00:21:55,578 --> 00:21:58,136
No. I understand.
I have a Facebook account.

431
00:22:00,495 --> 00:22:01,534
Actually...

432
00:22:02,214 --> 00:22:04,492
I spent the evening with Chris,
not Dave.

433
00:22:05,172 --> 00:22:07,331
I saw it twice.
I'm sorry.

434
00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,849
He was scared that Fran would find out.

435
00:22:10,049 --> 00:22:12,487
As if I was going to warn
this bitch!

436
00:22:13,047 --> 00:22:14,886
I did well to break you

437
00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:16,885
your dream, stupid!

438
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,883
You're right.

439
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,078
- Do you feel it?
- He kicks?

440
00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:29,717
No.
He has just had a prout.

441
00:22:30,276 --> 00:22:31,276
Do you feel it?

442
00:22:33,434 --> 00:22:34,394
Excuse me.

443
00:22:35,073 --> 00:22:37,472
It's the baby.
No, excuse me.

444
00:22:37,672 --> 00:22:39,191
Excuse me.

445
00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:42,149
What if someone attacks my school?

446
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,387
Why would we attack him?

447
00:22:44,587 --> 00:22:47,346
I don't know.
Do you want to make love?

448
00:22:47,705 --> 00:22:49,304
It's urgent!

449
00:22:49,504 --> 00:22:51,783
- But you're crying.
- It doesn't matter.

450
00:22:51,943 --> 00:22:53,941
I don't sleep
with a crying woman.

451
00:22:54,101 --> 00:22:54,901
Serious ?

452
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:58,179
No. Okay, but calm down.

453
00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:02,376
And if I have a matrix descent

454
00:23:02,536 --> 00:23:04,335
and that I must give up
to leggings?

455
00:23:04,495 --> 00:23:07,053
- They make special ones.
- It's true ?

456
00:23:09,212 --> 00:23:12,370
What if my bladder explodes
and every urge to piss,

457
00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:14,369
Does it go off like a geyser?

458
00:23:14,568 --> 00:23:16,607
There are adult diapers.

459
00:23:16,807 --> 00:23:18,086
Oh yes.

460
00:23:22,683 --> 00:23:23,803
She softened.

461
00:23:27,1000 --> 00:23:30,039
- Are we making a “Homeland”?
- Okay.

462
00:23:54,343 --> 00:23:56,382
Adaptation: Sophie Tierny

463
00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:58,701
Subtitles: IMAGINE