1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:46,309 ♪ Oh, the beautiful gals of '44 ♪ 2 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,812 ♪ Fill my head when I'm off to war ♪ 3 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,569 Oh! 4 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,156 All right, Beatrice, you got a good whiff. 5 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,116 Now step away from your father's breakfast 6 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,685 before he catches you a-sniffin' and gives you a spankin'. 7 00:04:03,769 --> 00:04:04,786 Yes, Mother. 8 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,831 Well, the photographer's here. Where is Crackerjack? 9 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,584 He was aware that we're posing for a family photo portrait. 10 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,502 I've got to ankle back to Indianapolis. 11 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,589 If the government is rationing sugar, can't you ration work? 12 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,257 It is summer, after all. 13 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,633 Oh, that would be a dream, 14 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,052 but who else but I will make sure the numbers add up 15 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:24,181 and compliment my secretary on her tight sweaters? 16 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:28,018 We do appreciate the sacrifices you make, Joseph. 17 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:30,979 Then after a long day of killing Nazis 18 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,273 we'll sit in a beer garden and enjoy a pint. 19 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,192 All right, Crackerjack, time's a-tickin'. 20 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,403 We need to take this portrait before you and I both take a powder. 21 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,947 Sally, why don't you get yourself some freezy pops, 22 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,908 and keep the change. 23 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,160 Aww, I want a freezy pop. 24 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,163 Oh, Beatrice, you know iced cream is for boys. 25 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,927 You can sprinkle some sugar on a lemon. 26 00:04:49,928 --> 00:04:51,666 That's a good healthy girl snack. 27 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,168 Oh, all right. 28 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,463 Crackerjack, you look so handsome in your soldier suit, 29 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,298 like a young Clark Gerbil. 30 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,218 Not now, you two. 31 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,887 Oh, we'll be as quick as a pour of warm molasses. 32 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,598 - ♪ I will always think of you ♪ - ♪ I will always ♪ 33 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,100 - ♪ Drink a brew, I'll see your face... ♪ - Come now, be serious. 34 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,519 ♪ When each day is through ♪ 35 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,647 - ♪ And days go past ♪ - ♪ Oh, so fast ♪ 36 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,650 ♪ But memories, they last ♪ 37 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,926 All right. Believe it or not, 38 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:22,780 time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses. 39 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,241 It merely marches forward. 40 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,827 Oh, really? Time's arrow marches? 41 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:30,914 I didn't know arrows had legs. "Look at me, I'm a marchin' arrow." 42 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,450 Honey Sugarman, how did such a sweet face 43 00:05:34,451 --> 00:05:36,086 end up with such a smart mouth? 44 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,463 I don't know, but I've got half a mind 45 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:42,342 - to kiss you with that smart mouth. - Well, that half you can keep. 46 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,928 Oh! I almost forgot. 47 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,348 Say, if it isn't my old baby blanket, Blinky. 48 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,016 I thought you could take it with you. 49 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,478 Mama, I don't need no Blinky blankie to fight ninny Nazis. 50 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,147 Bea, will you hold on to it for me? 51 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,524 - Me? - That's right. 52 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,776 I'll fight better if I know Blinky's safe with you. 53 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,319 Ohh. 54 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,238 All right, folks, this is for posterity, 55 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,574 so don't forget to look far away sad. 56 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,147 Hey, I'm Tamara, that's Tamera. 57 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,816 - Hey. - I don't need any help, thanks. 58 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,860 - Are you... - Ryan Gosling? No. 59 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,738 - I get that all the time, it's... - No, BoJack Horseman. 60 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:48,199 - No, sorry. - See? That guy's way too fat to be BoJack. 61 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:52,454 - I'm not too fat to be BoJack. - Yeah, BoJack is much fatter, right? 62 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:55,832 - No, BoJack is not fatter. - So you're fatter? 63 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,668 - No! We are both equally not fat. - Right. 64 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,213 You know who looks like BoJack Horseman? Phil the stock boy. 65 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,758 Yeah, I see it. 66 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,302 Are you kidding me? He looks nothing like me... 67 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,179 Meester Horseman. 68 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,848 So you were with Sarah Lynn when she died, right? 69 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,017 - No. - TMZ said you took her to the hospital. 70 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,977 - And you held her hand. - Did you cry? 71 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,854 - I'm not... - Did she totally poop her pants? 72 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,190 I heard people poop their pants when they die. 73 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,650 - Listen to me... - God, is that true? 74 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:26,321 Because I just read Romeo and Juliet and that totally changes things. 75 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,910 All right! Ow! 76 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,745 No! 77 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,961 Ohhh! 78 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,548 Hey, Not BoJack, did you hear they're making 79 00:07:56,549 --> 00:07:57,894 a miniseries about Sarah Lynn? 80 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,480 - BoJack is being played by Paul Giamatti. - What?! 81 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,328 Why would you get Paul Giamatti to play me... 82 00:08:02,329 --> 00:08:04,985 meaty roles like that one? 83 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,781 Hey, buddy, is any of that to fix the door? 84 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,366 - What do you care? - I don't. 85 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,672 And if it were up to me, 86 00:08:12,673 --> 00:08:14,869 that old house would've been torn down years ago. 87 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,413 It's a blight on the neighborhood. 88 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,625 And that broken door is the cherry on the top of the shit sandwich. 89 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,669 What kind of a sandwich has cherries on top? 90 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:26,339 A shitty one. How about fixing your door instead of my metaphor? 91 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,138 Ow! 92 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,562 Oh, darling, don't lift that. You'll rupture your uterus. 93 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,897 I'm sad to leave the summer house. 94 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:46,860 Well, it'll always be here, just like polio and blackface. 95 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,662 Hey, we got a saying in Michigan: 96 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,190 "Put your damn door back on 97 00:08:59,191 --> 00:09:01,458 or you're gonna freeze to death, you stupid horse!" 98 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,585 - Hey, what's your name? - Eddie. 99 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,296 Eddie, why don't you mind your goddamn business? 100 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,402 Tell me, Doc, is she gonna be okay? 101 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,072 I know it's here somewhere. 102 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:35,492 Darling, we've been over this. He doesn't need his blanket. 103 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,494 - Nothing we could do. - I need to find it. 104 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,162 - He should've had it. - She's dead? 105 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,233 He's gone, honey. 106 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,957 Even Blinky couldn't have stopped that Nazi's bullet. 107 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,918 Oh, Joseph, I failed him. 108 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,378 Oh, Doc, I let her down. 109 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,882 This was bound to happen. That's just show business. 110 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:54,219 That's just war, honey. 111 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,637 Here it is, Mother. 112 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,972 I put it in the closet for safekeeping. 113 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,100 - I never should have let him go. - Honey, no. 114 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,770 If anyone's to blame, it's the Jews for peeving off Hitler so bad. 115 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,272 ♪ Three little orphans ♪ ♪ One, two, three ♪ 116 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,109 ♪ Without a home or a family tree... ♪ 117 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:17,158 ♪ We were lost ♪ ♪ Now we're found ♪ 118 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,120 ♪ And we're... ♪ Oh, God! 119 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,206 Come on, let's head home. 120 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,416 It's only ghosts here in the winter. 121 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,930 What? Wait. 122 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,017 Hey, did you fix my door? 123 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,728 That is a dick move, buddy! 124 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,774 What are you... are you insane? 125 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,656 What the...? 126 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,325 Hey! Stop fixing my door, asshole! 127 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,661 Why did you fix this so good? 128 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,705 If you keep breaking it, I'm gonna break you. 129 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,791 Well, call me a Kit Kat bar because I'm already broken. 130 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,211 Kit Kats aren't already broken. That's the whole point. 131 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,005 What the hell? 132 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,718 Do you even know how to... anything? 133 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,470 I plastered this wall, didn't I? Uh... oh... oh, oh... 134 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,265 I believe something got plastered. 135 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,100 The problem is I can't get the right supplies 136 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,644 because the girls at the hardware store are so annoying. 137 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:30,023 Heh! You're telling me! Tamera and Tamara are the worst. 138 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,902 Yeah. "Hey, Tamara, how about you get some manners ta-day?" 139 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,863 Let me get my toolkit. 140 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,656 Yeah, fine, you can help, a little. 141 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,159 If it means so much to you, I will let you help me. 142 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,444 Oh. 143 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,293 How come you don't go away for winter like everyone else? 144 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,920 - I don't fly. - Okay. 145 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,964 - So, like, in an airplane, then? - I don't fly. 146 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,591 You don't have to fly the plane. 147 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,344 They got this new thing now, it's called being a passenger. 148 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,472 I have to ask, are you... 149 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,183 - BoJack Horseman? No. - What? Who's BoJack Horseman? 150 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:08,436 Who's BoJack Horseman? He's a very famous TV and film star. 151 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,394 Or he was, yeah, before he gave it all up 152 00:12:11,395 --> 00:12:13,942 for a life of quiet anonymity. 153 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,652 Where is he? Nobody knows. 154 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,904 Perhaps a small town just like this one. 155 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,657 Perhaps he's even... in this very room. 156 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,576 But he's not, 'cause I'm not BoJack Horseman. 157 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,286 Okay. 158 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:30,959 What I was going to ask was if you were related to Joseph Sugarman, 159 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,794 or if you were just squattin' in his house? 160 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,630 My grandfather. I used to come here in the summers when I was a kid. 161 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:39,634 Hasn't got much use in the last 25 years, except for the termites. 162 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,428 Get on out of here, Bobby and Susan! I saw you gnawin'! 163 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,097 Yeah, well, there isn't any more of us. 164 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,431 I'm the last of my line. 165 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,600 Once my mother dies and I die that'll be it, 166 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,519 which is probably for the best. 167 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,813 No more of you? 168 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,690 - That'll be great. - Oh, thank you. 169 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,483 That was the reaction I was going for. 170 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,258 I guess that's it. 171 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,635 Have a nice life, Hambone. 172 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,888 - Why'd you call me Hambone? - You told me that's your name: 173 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,598 Hambone Fake-name-ington. 174 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,642 Oh, right, right, right, right, right. 175 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,820 This is the first summer we'll spend here without him. 176 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,905 Yes, I suppose that's true. 177 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,325 But, as they say, time's arrow marches forward. 178 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,537 You hear that, honey? Time's arrow marches. 179 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,210 Ohh... 180 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,714 Well, I'd love to stay, but I must be going. 181 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,174 As a modern American man 182 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,010 I am woefully unprepared to manage a woman's emotions. 183 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,471 I was never taught, and I will not learn. 184 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,680 Take care, you two. 185 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,856 Huh. 186 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,554 Look at this. 187 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,362 Yes, you have a very attractive mother. 188 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,989 What? No. Why would I...? Forget that. 189 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,741 - Look at that weather vane. - Ah. 190 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,242 The house isn't finished yet. 191 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,328 We can't stop till we find that weather vane. 192 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,580 Ooh! I know where this is. 193 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,542 Oh. Uh, all right. 194 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,127 Oh, lordy. 195 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,508 A bit more... is that it? 196 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,468 Oh, yeah, that's right. 197 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,220 Oh. 198 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,893 - Hey, there it is! - Oh, hey! You can't be in here! 199 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,118 Why'd you say you can't fly? 200 00:14:55,119 --> 00:14:56,979 Who's that other person you're clearly in love with? 201 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,315 I never said I can't fly, I said I don't fly. 202 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,193 If you want help with that weather vane you'll clam up, Hambone! 203 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,113 Fine. Keep your stupid secret about your clearly dead wife 204 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,698 and your probably-related dumb fear of flying. See if I care. 205 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,500 What are those fireworks for, Mother? 206 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,252 Those are because the war is over. 207 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,004 We've dropped bombs on Japan and now everyone is happy. 208 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:26,134 - Shouldn't we be celebrating? - Yes. Yes! 209 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,262 Let's paint the town scarlet, crimson, and ruby! 210 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,653 Why, I've got half a mind to paint things redder 211 00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:32,932 than the banks of Normandy! 212 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,268 Ha ha! What? Too soon? 213 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,901 The Crab Brothers who run this place are total scavengers. 214 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,195 If it can be pinched, they'll pilfer it. 215 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,489 Ooh! It's still there! 216 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,983 I'll make a distraction at the piano, 217 00:15:49,984 --> 00:15:51,701 you climb up, get the weather vane. 218 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,495 Oh, of course, the twelve hundred... pound horse 219 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,956 will shimmy up a drain pipe to get it, that makes more sense 220 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,625 than the dragonfly, who has the word "fly" in the name of what he is. 221 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,196 Okay, all right, so you've gone now. 222 00:16:01,197 --> 00:16:02,753 You walked away, while I make my point. 223 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,423 - Mother, can I get a freezy pop? - Sure, darling. 224 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,259 - You can have whatever you want. - Attention, everyone! 225 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,803 I'm gonna play a song now, so look at me! 226 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,264 Do not look up at the roof of that barn! 227 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,308 Idiot. 228 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:24,609 ♪ I will always think of you ♪ 229 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,905 ♪ I see your face ♪ ♪ When each day's through ♪ 230 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,948 ♪ And days go past ♪ 231 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,408 ♪ Oh, so fast ♪ 232 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,369 ♪ But memories, they last ♪ 233 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:37,914 Huh. 234 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,586 - ♪ Summer, winter, year by year ♪ - ♪ Year by year ♪ 235 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,173 ♪ I'll hear this song ♪ ♪ Inside my ear ♪ 236 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,593 - ♪ Try to restart ♪ - ♪ That'd be smart ♪ 237 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:54,722 ♪ But thoughts of you ♪ ♪ Haunt my heart ♪ 238 00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,645 - ♪ No, I don't want to be alone now ♪ - ♪ Oooh ♪ 239 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,815 - ♪ Oooh ♪ - ♪ Just biding my time ♪ 240 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:09,695 ♪ I need somebody dearly ♪ 241 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,241 ♪ And darling, you'd be sublime ♪ 242 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,995 ♪ Spring and autumn, up and down ♪ 243 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,247 ♪ Up and down ♪ 244 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:24,210 - ♪ I keep trying to escape this town ♪ - ♪ And I just might ♪ 245 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,547 ♪ I'll take flight ♪ 246 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:32,718 ♪ Maybe tomorrow, not tonight ♪ 247 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,057 - Mother? - Oh! 248 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,228 Ahh! 249 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,565 Sal! Oh, Sally! 250 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,609 - Oh! Mrs. Sugarman. - What happened when he got shot? 251 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,486 Was it quick? Did he suffer? 252 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,114 Hey, Eddie, come on. Eddie, let's go! 253 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,243 - Hey! That's not yours! - Yeah! We stole that fair and square. 254 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,371 - Mrs. S. - Please, please tell me. 255 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,123 Please. 256 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,334 Mrs. Sugarman, control yourself. 257 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,836 Aaah! 258 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,344 Hey, gimme that! 259 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,972 - Please! - Mother? 260 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,516 Why did everybody stop, huh? What's the gag? 261 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,477 I want to dance. I want to fly! 262 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,649 Listen, you're sloshed and making a scene. 263 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,569 Do the responsible thing: have one more drink to steady your nerves 264 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,779 and then drive yourself and your young daughter home. 265 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,157 Don't make me go back to that quiet house, please. 266 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,826 - Mother, let's go. - Eddie, let's go! 267 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,833 - Are you all right? - It's okay. I'm okay. 268 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,878 My hands are doing the wiggly doozle in three-four time, but... 269 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,963 Say, I got a swell idea. Why don't you drive? 270 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,298 But I don't know how. 271 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,217 Why, it's only as easy as finding a hobo in a barrel of beans. 272 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,970 It'll be grand. Everything will be just grand. 273 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,181 Whoo! 274 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,058 Get back here! 275 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,103 Aaah! 276 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,147 Jeepers! 277 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,524 Yeah! We're hooligans! 278 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,194 Faster. I want to feel alive again. 279 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,529 I'd do anything to feel alive. 280 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:30,127 I gotta say, you really knew how to handle those salad tongs 281 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,755 for someone who appears to have never eaten a salad. 282 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,007 Yeah? Well, you got a nice set of pipes. 283 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,510 You're like a Josh Groban who doesn't also think he's funny. 284 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:44,600 Okay, now, the house is absolutely, totally finished. 285 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,103 Wow. 286 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,606 I wish I could somehow pay you back for all your help. 287 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,316 Don't sweat it. 288 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,028 Hey, Eddie. 289 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,655 Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa! 290 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,573 - Ow! - What are you doing? 291 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,950 What the hell'd you do that for? 292 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,244 I don't know, I thought you would fly to save me 293 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,831 and by making you fly I would, in a sense, be saving you! 294 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:10,960 How many times do I have to tell you? I don't fly! 295 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,795 You're flying right now, asshole! 296 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,509 - Why'd you make me do that? - You're welcome. 297 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,636 I haven't flown since Lorraine died, 298 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,513 and now you ruined it. 299 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,058 Okay. Obviously, this was not the preferred outcome for either of us. 300 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,728 You want to fly? All right, let's fly. 301 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,313 - Oh, shit. No, I'm fine, actually. - You want to go higher? 302 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,857 You want to see how high we can go? 303 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,512 Clearly, this is a sore subject. I was wrong to bring it up. 304 00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:36,513 Let's go back down. 305 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,488 The night Lorraine died she wanted to go back, 306 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,575 but I wanted to see how high we could go. 307 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,743 Whoa! Plane! Look out! 308 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:44,916 You want to know how Lorraine felt 309 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,079 when she got sucked into that engine? 310 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,623 We're all just tiny bugs, right? 311 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,586 Aaaah! 312 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,229 Oh, God. No, no, come on. 313 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,106 Come on. 314 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,066 Are you insane?! 315 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,693 I don't want to live! 316 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,280 Why did you save me? 317 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,784 I don't want to live! 318 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,083 What were you thinking, hoofing around the dance floor 319 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,585 like a motorized freckle? 320 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,588 - Did you snap your cap? - You mustn't despise me, darling. 321 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,549 - Please. - That's before mentioning poor Beatrice. 322 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,886 You aiming to get her killed as well? She's all we got. 323 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,638 Oh, don't be cross with Mother! 324 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,097 I don't know what's wrong with me. 325 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,966 How am I supposed to sell sugar 326 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,727 and keep my secretary's self-esteem afloat 327 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,522 when you're having honest-to-goodness fits of hysteria? 328 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,941 - Don't yell, Father. - I just can't anymore. 329 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,901 I can't stop thinking about him. 330 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,946 I can't be with people and I can't be alone. 331 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,948 I don't know how to be better, Joseph. 332 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,283 Please fix me. I want to be better. 333 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,085 BoJack? Where are you? Are you okay? 334 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,504 I don't know. I'm so sorry. 335 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,881 It's okay. Talk to me. What's going on? 336 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,300 It's Michigan, and it's beautiful here, 337 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,427 - and everything sucks. - Michigan? 338 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,721 - BoJack, come home. - I can't. 339 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,890 I don't belong there, I don't belong anywhere. 340 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,143 But that's the thing, everybody belongs in Los Angeles. 341 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,981 - There's, like, no barrier for entry. - Oh, God, that's true. 342 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,732 They do let in just anybody. 343 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,116 I was at a coffee shop yesterday, 344 00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:41,944 I heard a guy trying to impress someone 345 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,405 by soft-pitching a web series he crowdfunded. 346 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:48,367 Let me guess: the web series is about how funny he and his friends are, 347 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:51,620 - just, like, hanging out. - He described it as HBO's Girls 348 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,039 - but, like, from a guy's perspective. - What?! 349 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,625 And he's just giving this away for free in a coffee shop? 350 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,085 Somebody get this guy an overall! 351 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,087 Well, the important thing is that barista's 352 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,381 definitely going to have sex with him later. 353 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,302 I've missed you, Diane. 354 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,053 I've missed you, too. 355 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,600 Mmm. 356 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,604 - Is Mother okay? - She is now. 357 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,982 She just let her womanly emotions get the better of her, that's all. 358 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,484 Nothing a little operation couldn't fix. 359 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,694 Operation? 360 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,280 What's broken in the heart can never be repaired, 361 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:30,075 but the brain, well, we have all sorts of science for the brain. 362 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:34,997 She's a brand new woman now, and she'd like to meet you very much. 363 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,838 - Mother? - Oh, hello. 364 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,340 It's Beatrice. 365 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,426 Yes, that's right. What a pretty girl. 366 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,554 - What did they do to you? - Oh, hush. 367 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,390 It's okay. I'm better now. 368 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,059 I don't understand. 369 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:58,812 Love does things to a person, terrible things. 370 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,150 Beatrice, promise me you'll never love anyone 371 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,237 - as much as I loved Crackerjack. - I promise. I won't. 372 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,239 Why, I have half a mind... 373 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,416 Keep going, keep going, keep going. There we go, big boy. 374 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,126 Hey, what's going on out here? 375 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,461 Probably should have warned you, 376 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,005 when these guys tear the house down it might make some noise. 377 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,173 Tear the house down?! 378 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:29,635 Uh, yeah. You think I just want to mope around in a shrine to the past, 379 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,721 getting off on my own guilt while the rest of my life passes me by? 380 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,834 Pathetic, much? 381 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,642 But we spent the last eight months restoring this place. 382 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,310 Yeah, and then you tried to kill me. 383 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,312 That's usually a series wrap on a friendship. 384 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,815 - What is a series wrap? - Are you serious? 385 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,526 Oh, my God, what am I doing in this backwash of a town? 386 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,236 Do you even get Showtime here? 387 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,405 - So what was all this for? - I don't know. 388 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,156 Guess it was just a big waste of time. 389 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,118 But you can't change the past. Time's arrow marches on, right? 390 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,327 I don't believe this. 391 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:59,873 Well, as a great woman once said, suck a dick, dumbshit. 392 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,751 - Where are you going? - Home.