1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,360 ♫ Ground floor perfumery 2 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:08,640 ♫ Stationery and leather goods 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:09,960 ♫ Wigs and haberdashery 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,040 ♫ Kitchenware and food, going up 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,800 ♫ First floor telephones 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,200 ♫ Gents ready-made suits 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,440 ♫ Shirts, socks, ties, hats 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,560 ♫ Underwear and shoes, going up 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,040 ♫ Second floor carpets 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,440 ♫ Travel goods and bedding 11 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,480 - 'Ere! 12 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,640 - I do not answer to "'ere", Mr. Mash. 13 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,680 - All right then, oy! 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,560 - Did you put in an order for 27 galvanized buckets? 15 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,120 - And what would I be doing in Ladies' Department 16 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,360 with 27 galvanized buckets? 17 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:00,560 This is Ladies' Department, not a farmyard. 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,720 - Well, you could be milkin' a Jersey. 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,200 - Mr. Mash. 20 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,480 - Ah, good morning, Captain! 21 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,960 Sorry I can't salute you, Sir. 22 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,000 - I am trying to ascertain, Sir, 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,120 who ordered 27 galvanized buckets. 24 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,280 - Obviously nobody on this floor. 25 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,920 - Well Hardware denies all knowledge of 'em. 26 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,000 I know, I'll try Musical Instruments. 27 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,400 ♫ Any old time, any old time 28 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,840 ♫ Any any any old time 29 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,360 - Mr. Mash, please. 30 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,760 - Sorry, Captain. 31 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:37,960 - Mrs. Slocombe, what should I do 32 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,360 with these crochet barries? 33 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,520 - Oh, say, oh! 34 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,080 We've had these for years. 35 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,280 I think they were a special offer for the Jubilee. 36 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,440 - It says here, it's worn by Princess Margaret Rose. 37 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,720 - Oh yes, oh they were very popular. 38 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,440 - Well if they were so popular, 39 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,320 how come we got so many left? 40 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,640 - They were only popular with Princess Margaret Rose. 41 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,640 - Two and eleven pence, three farthing. 42 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,240 - We can't put that. 43 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,640 - Well with our devaluation, inflation, 44 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,200 desemilization, purchase tax, VAT, 45 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,720 oh, put "unrepeatable at 40p". 46 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,920 - Put "as worn by Princess Anne, at badminton". 47 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,440 - You can't wear these to play badminton! 48 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,800 - Oh, give over. 49 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,560 Are you being served, Madam? 50 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,080 - Yeah, no, I'd like to try 51 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,480 one of these Princess Anne hats, please. 52 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,640 - Oh, certainly, Madam. 53 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,040 They've just come in! 54 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,120 - Oh, thank you! 55 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:56,760 - Oh, oh, very becoming, isn't it Miss Brahms? 56 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:01,120 - Yes, they're all wearing them for badminton! 57 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,560 - Oh no, that's supposed to be four-- 58 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,360 - Supposed to be four pounds fifty, 59 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,160 but they've been reduced. 60 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,200 - Well that's quite reasonable 61 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,840 according to today's standards. 62 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,880 - Yes, Madam, we think so too. 63 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,320 - Sale, Miss Brahms. 64 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,880 - The combinations are pre-shrank, Sir, 65 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:26,080 but it is advisable to wash them in lukewarm water. 66 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,840 - Yeah, or better still, no water at all. 67 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,320 My old granddad used to send his combinations 68 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,880 to the dry cleaners, you know. 69 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,680 - Well I rinse mine in the bath, 70 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,720 then let the wind dry them. 71 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,840 - Must be pure magic in your ass. 72 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,400 There we are, thank you very much, 73 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,880 good morning, Sir. 74 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,760 - Thank you for your custom, Sir. 75 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,200 Can I help you, Sir? 76 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,200 - Soh! 77 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,840 - Soh. 78 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,240 Can I help you, Sir? 79 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,080 - Soh! 80 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,560 - Soh. 81 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,040 Um, you wantee buy? 82 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,040 - Soh! - Soh! 83 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,520 Mr. Lucas, chop chop. 84 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,520 Forward, Mr. Lucas. 85 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,720 - Credit card! 86 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,560 - Ah, soh! 87 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,320 You, Mr. Kato, I, Peacock. 88 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,160 Soh! 89 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,000 - Soh. 90 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,120 This, Honorable Mr. Humpries. 91 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,600 - Humpfries, soh! 92 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,440 - Soh. 93 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,840 - And this, Honorable Mr. Lucas. 94 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,920 - Rucas, soh! 95 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,080 - No, no, Lucas. 96 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,360 Rucas. 97 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,840 - No, Lucas. 98 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,600 - You must understand, Mr. Lucas, 99 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,280 that this gentleman is Japanese, 100 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,400 and he has difficulty getting his tongue 101 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,280 around his Rs. 102 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,800 - You know, I would've thought 103 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,520 it was just a matter of practice. 104 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,160 - What does the customer require, Captain Peacock? 105 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,360 - I'll try to find out. 106 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,960 - Yes, of course you were out East, weren't you? 107 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,800 - Hm. 108 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,680 Whatty wantee? 109 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,320 - Cotafalane! 110 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,400 Cotafalane! 111 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,800 - I think the customer wishee raincoat, Mr. Lucas. 112 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,200 - Ah, "laincoat!" 113 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,440 - Ah, soh! 114 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,120 Ah, soh! 115 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,960 - Scusee, phony-lingy. 116 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,800 Men's Ready 117 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,280 - Mr. Rumbold for Captain Peacock. 118 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,080 - Doesn't sound like Mr. Rumbold. 119 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,160 - I'm Mr. Rumbold's new temporary secretary. 120 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:15,240 Mr. Rumbold would like to see Captain Peacock in his office. 121 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,640 - In that case, I shall acquaint Captain Peacock 122 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,880 with Mr. Rumbold's wishes. 123 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,480 - Oh, you're very obliging. 124 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,680 - Only to a point. 125 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:28,040 Captain Peacock, Mr. Rumbold's office, chop chop. 126 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,280 - Would I please get them off. 127 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,080 - The letters, you wanted me to catch the post. 128 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,240 - Oh yes, no, what I meant was, 129 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,920 what was the last thing I said in the memo 130 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,280 to young Mr. Grace? 131 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,400 - Ah, 132 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,480 "I am both flattered and honored 133 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,080 "that you are considering me 134 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,640 "for the vacant paste on the beard of doctors." 135 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,600 - Vacant post on the Board of Directors. 136 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,840 - Sorry, my shorthand. 137 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,840 "Of course, I would readily accept if selected. 138 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,920 "Signed, Yours Crawly." 139 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:13,960 - Yours truly! 140 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,440 - I'm sorry. 141 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,800 - Yes, well that will be all. 142 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,360 Do try to be a bit more accurate, Miss Ainsworth. 143 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,880 - Yes, Mr. Rumbold. 144 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,960 - I want that to go off tonight, 145 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,880 I don't want any correspondence delayed 146 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,440 the way it was yesterday. 147 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,200 - Of course not, Mr. Rumbold. 148 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,120 It won't be like last night, 149 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,760 I promise I'll have it off before I go. 150 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,600 Good, well done. 151 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,480 You have to be very firm 152 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,200 with these girls these days, you know. 153 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,280 - You seem to be getting results. 154 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,640 - There, sit down, Peacock. 155 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,480 - Thank you, Sir. 156 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,280 - Now, as you probably heard, Peacock. 157 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,800 - Oh yes. 158 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,560 - Yes, as you've probably heard, 159 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,960 Mr. Theobold is retiring from the Board of Directors 160 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,560 due to continued ill health. 161 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,840 - Yes, two bottles a day I believe. 162 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,960 - Well, that's neither here nor there. 163 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,520 Anyway, they've been preparing a short list 164 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,680 of suitable people with the necessary qualifications 165 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,680 and requirements, which are of course drive, 166 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,320 experience, integrity, et cetera. 167 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,800 And it thought it right, only right, 168 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,120 that you should be the first to know, 169 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,280 and so that's why I sent for you. 170 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,720 - Well, of course it doesn't come 171 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,880 as a complete surprise to me, Sir. 172 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,920 And I need hardly add that I'm both flattered and honored, 173 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,800 and if selected for the post, would readily accept. 174 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,160 - Um, Captain Peacock, 175 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,320 I feel I should explain that I'm the one 176 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:45,040 who's being considered, and if I do get the job, 177 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,320 I was intending to recommend that you should take over here. 178 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,160 - I see. 179 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,800 - Well you don't seem too pleased about it. 180 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,120 - Oh I'm not at all sure 181 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,000 that a clerical job is right up my street. 182 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,760 I do so enjoy having the friendly personal contacts 183 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,920 with people, and... 184 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,320 On the other hand, I'm not sure 185 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,560 that I would entirely miss it. 186 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,120 - £17.50, Sir, there's your receipt, 187 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,080 and your credit card. 188 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,320 - Soh! 189 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,120 - Yes, oh my word. 190 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,080 - You've got a cross on your fate line. 191 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,600 - Closs, closs on flate line. 192 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,800 Me ready handy-pandy. 193 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:37,640 - Ah, yes. 194 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,160 - Yes, cross means accident. 195 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,040 - Yes, cross means, uh, crash. 196 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,640 - Crash mean clash! 197 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,440 - Yes, something like that. 198 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,360 - Me no need clash, me got credit card. 199 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,200 - Yes. 200 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,320 Go home, go home. 201 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,320 - Sayonara, soh. 202 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,040 - Yes, cuanto le gusta. 203 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,400 - What's all that rubbish 204 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,240 about a cross on his fate line? 205 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,280 - Well, there are certain times when I see things. 206 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,840 - Oh yes, and I'm not usually wrong. 207 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,480 - Some Japanese kamikaze pilot 208 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,040 has just tripped up in me buckets 209 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,280 and fell down the stairs! 210 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,160 - No, he'll be in Haberdashery by now. 211 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,480 Let them deal with it. 212 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,560 - I think I'd better go and check. 213 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,000 Hurry up, Mr. Mash, show me where he is. 214 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,360 - Well, I warned him. 215 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,840 - He saw it in his hand. 216 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,080 - Well I saw an accident in his hand, and I told him. 217 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,560 - You never! 218 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,800 - He did, I heard him. 219 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,760 - I didn't know you could read hands. 220 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,400 - No, it runs in the family. 221 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,520 My father noticed something funny about me when I was six. 222 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,120 - Well go on, read mine! 223 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,560 - No I can't, I've got to be in the mood. 224 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,800 - Well you was in the mood 225 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,080 when you were holding that Chinaman's hand. 226 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,520 - He was Japanese. 227 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,600 - Same thing. 228 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,320 - Anyway, the vibrations have got to be right. 229 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,680 I'll try over lunch. 230 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,240 - Here, here, hey, 231 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,560 that nitwit that fell down the stairs 232 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,960 has got his head wedged in one of my buckets! 233 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,120 - Oh, poor man, and so far from home. 234 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,320 I hope he's got an account, 235 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,040 'cause him and the bucket's on the way to the hospital 236 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,960 and he wouldn't pay cash! 237 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:46,880 - There we are, there's a coffee. 238 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,640 There's only one spoon. 239 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,480 - Don't worry, I'll use me finger. 240 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,120 - Mind that you don't melt your nail varnish. 241 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,480 - I prefer to use my pencil, 242 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,760 the taste of the wood takes my mind off the coffee. 243 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,080 - Well don't rush me, I'm trying to take the taste away 244 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,560 of this Scottish pie. 245 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,240 - I think as yesterday's Lancashire hot pot. 246 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,800 - No, no, I mean when you first found out 247 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,640 you have this gift? 248 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,360 - Well, I used to have these funny turns, you see. 249 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,440 When I was about 15, I had the sensation 250 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,840 of floating out of me body and looking down at meself 251 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,600 lying in bed in me pajamas. 252 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,200 - Well, nothing, I was just lying there! 253 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,560 - Of course I've learned to do it at will since then. 254 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,600 I can pop out of me body whenever I like. 255 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,240 - Ooh, I wish I could. 256 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,160 - If I had a body like hers, I wouldn't come back. 257 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,520 Just a joke, just a joke, Mrs. Slocombe! 258 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,520 - When I first joined Grace Brothers, 259 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,080 Juniors weren't allowed to sit with the Seniors. 260 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:02,920 You was... 261 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,720 - Oh, lost of people leave their bodies at night, 262 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,560 but they don't remember it. 263 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,080 - I have dreams like that, 264 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,720 quite often I dream I'm flying around in the air 265 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,480 with no clothes on, and all my friends are looking 266 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,200 up at me, and I wake up and I'm blushing all over. 267 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,880 - You don't wanna be embarrassed by that. 268 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,280 - Well it's humiliating! 269 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,800 - Try flying on your back. 270 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,320 - I often dream that I'm wandering about the house 271 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,400 looking for something. 272 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,280 - Oh yes, fortunately, yes. 273 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:40,280 Last night on the way back, I fell over the cat. 274 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,600 - You know, animals are very psychic. 275 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,280 I mean, the least sign of danger 276 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,760 and my pussy's hair stands on end like nothing. 277 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,800 Better than a burglar alarm, innit? 278 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,360 - Go on, and it'll be going back time soon, 279 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,720 so see if you can see anything. 280 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:11,920 - Right, oh you have a very pronounced Mound of Venus. 281 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,160 - Mr. Lucas, one sarcasm out from you, 282 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,920 I go straight to Captain Peacock. 283 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,120 - I never said a word! 284 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,800 - Your heart rules your head. 285 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,080 Now let me see, how many affairs have you had? 286 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,600 Oh yes, one, two, 287 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,600 that's a big one! 288 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,080 - I don't we want to go into the past. 289 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,160 What about the future? 290 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,920 - Well, you have a very long life line, 291 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,800 you'll live well past middle age. 292 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,960 - No, that's the present, she wants to know 293 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,000 about the future! 294 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,200 - You know, it's all quite clear. 295 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,080 - Well, I can see a man at your feet. 296 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,000 He's tall and distinguished. 297 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,400 - I can't see he won't turn round. 298 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,280 - Why don't you pop out of your body 299 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,320 and go round and have a look? 300 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,240 - Well all I can tell you is that he's lying at your feet. 301 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,800 - I said it was never too late. 302 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,000 - Oh, I didn't know that Mr. Humphries was a palmist. 303 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,840 - Oh yeah, not only that, 304 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,800 he can pop out of his pajamas whenever he feels like it? 305 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,720 - You know, he's seeing things in my past 306 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,680 that I thought only I knew about. 307 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,760 - There must've been somebody else there, surely. 308 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,240 - Captain Peacock, why don't you let Mr. Humphries 309 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,840 have a look at your hand? 310 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,400 - Oh, no, I don't believe in that sort of thing. 311 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,840 - Oh go on, Captaiin Peacock, unless of course 312 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,320 you got some terrible secret what you want hidden. 313 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,840 - Oh, very well, but I only have a moment. 314 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,560 There. 315 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,120 - Oh, well look at that, born to lead. 316 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,240 Look at that prominent forefinger. 317 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,840 A very ambitious hand. 318 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,760 Ooh, and such a long life line, 319 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,720 look it goes right round here, splits into two, 320 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,560 and shoots right up his sleeve. 321 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,960 - You're gonna die of old age in a railway tunnel. 322 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,720 - Such a lot of lines. 323 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,240 Your head rules your heart. 324 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,240 - It's big enough. 325 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,880 - I can see an opportunity. 326 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,720 - Something to do with your job. 327 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,560 - Go on. 328 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:22,280 - Well, I see you, as it were, climbing a ladder, 329 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,320 and then a door opens and you find yourself 330 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,800 wearing a new hat. 331 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,240 - Remarkable. 332 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,480 - Well I wasn't going to mention this, 333 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,240 but this morning I was informed that Mr. Theobold 334 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,080 might be leaving because of ill health. 335 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,680 - Two bottles a day, I'm told. 336 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:41,680 - Mm, yes. 337 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,680 And I was told that I should stand by 338 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,760 to take over Mr. Rumbold's position. 339 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,160 - Well, that's it! 340 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,840 - Climbing the ladder. 341 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,040 - Well, certainly taking over for Mr. Rumbold 342 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,560 is a door opening. 343 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,400 - Yeah, and he'll definitely have to have a new hat 344 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,840 because then he'll be allowed to wear 345 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,360 one of those stupid-looking bowlers. 346 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,080 - Quite remarkable. 347 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,680 - Now let me see the back of your left hand. 348 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,680 Oh, yes. 349 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,200 - We're late back from lunch. 350 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,040 Come on. 351 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,880 - Oh! 352 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,440 - Yes, I'm free, Mr. Grainger. 353 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,120 - I would like a word with you. 354 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:32,280 Not you, Mr. Lucas, this is for Mr. Humphries' ear alone. 355 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,280 - Well I wanted to say, Mr. Humphries, 356 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,600 for the last few weeks I've been watching 357 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,360 the way in which you've been handling the customers. 358 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,320 - Ah, well I can explain that, Mr. Grainger, you see-- 359 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,400 - What I am trying to say is 360 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,680 that I have been very impressed 361 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,840 with your performance in trousers. 362 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,600 - Oh, thank you, Mr. Grainger. 363 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,080 - The whole point is, 364 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,200 that if Captain Peacock goes up, well somebody else 365 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,600 has got to take over the position as Floor Walker. 366 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,800 - And you are going to recommend me. 367 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,000 Certainly not, I'm going to recommend me. 368 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,840 - Well I am going to suggest to Captain Peacock 369 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,240 that you take over my position. 370 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,880 Do you think you could cope? 371 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,320 - Oh, I'm sure I could, Mr. Grainger, 372 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,120 especially with your hand to guide me. 373 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,920 - And do you... 374 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,760 Do you think that Lucas is capable 375 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,400 of taking over from you? 376 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,840 - With my hand to guide him. 377 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,280 - Well, better consult him. 378 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,440 - Are you free, Mr. Lucas. 379 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,040 - Yes, you have just caught me at a free moment, 380 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,040 Mr. Humphries. 381 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,360 - Now, Mr. Lucas, if Mr. Rumbold takes over 382 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,360 for Mr. Theobold, it's very likely that Captain Peacock 383 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,360 will take over for Mr. Rumbold, 384 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,280 in which case, Mr. Grainger may take over 385 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,880 from Captain Peacock, 386 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,280 therefore I shall take over Mr. Grainger's duties, 387 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,000 which will leave my position vacant. 388 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,720 Do you think you could cope with it? 389 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,640 - Wouldn't it be simpler if I took over for Mr. Theobold? 390 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,760 - It is a serious responsibility 391 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,720 we are discussing, Mr. Lucas. 392 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,160 - Oh yes, I can see that, Mr. Grainger. 393 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,960 I mean, after all, it means instead of standing 394 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,320 in the middle of the counter here, 395 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,840 Mr. Humphries will have to stand 396 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,880 at the end of the counter there. 397 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,320 And instead of me standing at the end of the counter here, 398 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,680 I shall have to stand in the middle of the counter there. 399 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,440 It's a very big responsibility, that, Mr. Grainger. 400 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,880 I don't really know if I'm ready to cope with it. 401 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,640 Mind you, it's not as big a responsibility 402 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,640 for me standing here as it is for Mr. Humphries 403 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,840 standing over there. 404 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,520 I don't envy you, Mr. Humphries, 405 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,600 I'd be a nervous wreck. 406 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,880 - Well let me put it another way, Mr. Grainger, 407 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,240 do I get more money? 408 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,080 Yes. 409 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:51,880 - I'll do it. 410 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:58,280 - Very well then, I will confer with Captain Peacock. 411 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,480 Oh that blasted woman's got him. 412 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,240 - At the moment, Mrs. Slowcombe. 413 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,320 - Well it's like this, Stephen. 414 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,200 If you do take over for Mr. Rumbold, 415 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,320 that would leave your position here vacant, would it not? 416 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,600 - That is true, yes. 417 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,320 - And I'm sure you will take over, 418 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,440 because with your military background 419 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:27,640 and your big forefinger, you're born to lead. 420 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,960 - Yes, I suppose advancement was inevitable. 421 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,240 - And I suppose it'll be up to you 422 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,920 to recommend someone to take your place? 423 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,920 - No doubt it will. 424 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,920 - Well I think that it's time we had a change of sex 425 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,480 on the floor. 426 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,640 - Do I understand that you're recommending Mr. Humphries? 427 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,280 No, no no, no, I'm recommending me. 428 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,440 A woman Floor Walker? 429 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,840 - Captain Peacock, women are equal 430 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,840 to men these days you know. 431 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,440 - Not that equal, floor walking has always been 432 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,120 a man's job in this department. 433 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,120 - Well I don't see why, I mean anybody can stand there 434 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,720 with their nose in the air looking stupid. 435 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,200 - If that were all that were required, Mrs. Slocombe, 436 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,560 I would recommend you without hesitation. 437 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,560 - Male chauvinistic pig. 438 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,240 - I will pretend you haven't said that. 439 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,200 - I didn't want the job anyway. 440 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,120 - Not at the moment, Mr. Humphries. 441 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,440 - Oh, only Captain Peacock's free. 442 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,040 - Yes, I'm free, Mr. Grainger. 443 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,400 - Oh well, would you mind taking over 444 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,000 this customer, please? 445 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,040 - Pleasure, Mr. Grainger. 446 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,800 - Right, thank you. 447 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,520 - I've already taken his inside leg. 448 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,680 - Oh. 449 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,400 - He's looking for something in Scottish tweed, 450 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,400 with broad shoulders. 451 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,480 - Hm, aren't we all. 452 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,200 - Just a moment, Mr. Grainger. 453 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,920 I'm free now. 454 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,280 - I'm delighted to hear of the possibility 455 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,200 of your promotion, Stephen. 456 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,520 - Thank, Ernest. 457 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,840 - Well-deserved. 458 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,600 - Inevitable, I should have said. 459 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:25,240 - We've known each other for many years, Stephen. 460 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,760 - You're one of my closest acquaintances, Ernest. 461 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,880 - Oh it's very nice of you to say that, yes. 462 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,440 I take it that you will be recommending me? 463 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,080 - For your job, of course. 464 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,200 - I, I rather doubt it. 465 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:49,120 - I think it needs a younger man to cope with it. 466 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,200 All you do is just stand there with your nose in the air. 467 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,280 And say "Are you free, Mr. Grainger?" 468 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,600 - I have to check all the bills 469 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,120 and make sure they're properly made out. 470 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,880 - Well any damn fool can do that. 471 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,680 - And is that the qualification you're offering? 472 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,160 - Captain Peacock, as soon as I've had my tea, 473 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,600 I shall bring it up in front of Mr. Rumbold. 474 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,320 - I can't understand a word you're saying. 475 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,320 I think he wants to talk to you. 476 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,160 - He sounds like a Japanese with his head stuck in a bucket. 477 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,480 - Oh I've no time for practical jokes, 478 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,840 put the receiver down. 479 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,800 - I think I can explain that, sir. 480 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,640 - Don't even start, Mr. Lucas. 481 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,760 - Now let's get these complaints over quickly, shall we, 482 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,800 it is 5:30. 483 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,080 - To put it in a nutshell, Captain Peacock 484 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,760 doesn't fancy a lady Floor Walker. 485 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,720 - Well, we only have two lady Floor Walkers, 486 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,320 one in Costumery, one in Haberdashery, 487 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,960 which one don't you fancy? 488 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,640 - I don't fancy one in Menswear. 489 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,920 - Good lord, have we got one dressed as a man? 490 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,760 - I was specifically referring to Mrs. Slocombe. 491 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,840 - Ah, oh so that's the complaint. 492 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,880 Mrs. Slocombe has been dressing as a man, 493 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,400 and it doesn't attract you. 494 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,760 I think I agree. 495 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,000 Don't dress as a man anymore, Mrs. Slocombe. 496 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,560 - Don't be daft, I haven't been dressing as a man. 497 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,800 It's just that I don't want to be under Mr. Grainger 498 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,320 on the floor. 499 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,840 - There's no danger of that. 500 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,840 Captain Peacock seems to think that I'm past it. 501 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,040 - I sometimes wonder if, sitting in this office, 502 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,280 I'm missing something. 503 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,400 - If there is a vacancy to be filled, 504 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,120 I don't see any reason why I shouldn't do it. 505 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,560 After all, I have had 15 years' experience. 506 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,920 - Look, when Captain Peacock takes over your job, 507 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,000 we're gonna have to have a new Floor Walker. 508 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,920 - Captain Peacock, my possible promotion 509 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,440 was supposed to be a secret. 510 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,480 I only got the memo about it yesterday. 511 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,360 - Oh no, Captain Peacock didn't tell us about it, 512 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,400 see, Mr. Humphries saw it in his hand at lunch. 513 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,880 - Well what were you doing with my memo 514 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,480 in your hand at lunch, Captain Peacock? 515 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,280 - He didn't have the memo, I read the lines in his hand. 516 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,760 - You see, he's a palmist who can see into the future. 517 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,840 - And he saw Captain Peacock climbing a ladder, 518 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840 a door opening, and him wearing a new hat. 519 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,240 - Which means you're getting Mr. Theobold's job, 520 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,520 he's getting yours, which is why I'm applying for his. 521 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,880 - Well it's by no means certain 522 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,080 that I am getting Mr. Theobold's job! 523 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,840 - Well let Gypsy Rose Humphries read your hand 524 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,600 and he'll tell your future. 525 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,680 - You've gotta see this. - Oh yes. 526 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,800 - Go on. - He's very good. 527 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,200 - Oh, very well. 528 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,200 - Yes. 529 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,560 - No, not that one, that's the one you were born with. 530 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,320 - I was born with them both. 531 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,200 - No you see, the left one is what you start out with. 532 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,800 The right one is what you make of it and of the changes. 533 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,480 Now let me see, ooh. 534 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,880 - You've had a very unhappy childhood. 535 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,600 - His mother kept polishing his hair with sandpaper. 536 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,760 - Well I can see a cross, that's the crossroads 537 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,040 in your career. 538 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,320 And I can see a T. 539 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,320 - Theobold! 540 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,280 - No, it's a turning point in your life. 541 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,560 - When is it going to happen 542 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,200 - Well, I can see leaves. 543 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,920 - In the autumn! 544 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,200 - Well, it's the autumn now! 545 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,320 - Yes, yes sir, 546 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,600 yes sir, I'll tell him sir. 547 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,040 Young Mr. Grace wants to see you 548 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,160 on his way out to the department. 549 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,920 - That could be the news. 550 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,200 - But we haven't tidied up yet! 551 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,920 - Well look sharp about it, come on. 552 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,840 We have Mr. Grace coming through, that's it, 553 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,920 come on Mr. Lucas... 554 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,000 - Hurry, hurry, hurry up! 555 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,080 You should have seen to this, Peacock! 556 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,440 Come on, Mrs. Slocombe, get those boxes away. 557 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,720 - I am doing, only they go on the top shelf 558 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,280 in Millinery and I'm no good on the ladder. 559 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,160 - Come along, Miss Brahms. 560 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,480 - I'm not going up there with you down here. 561 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,160 - Oh, give me those hatboxes. 562 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,000 Come on. 563 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,280 - Those go on... 564 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,240 - A strange thing happened to me this afternoon. 565 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,760 - My teabag broke. 566 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,160 - Oh, I am sorry Mr. Grace, 567 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,000 I'll speak to the catering manager. 568 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,600 - Oh no, no, I'm glad it broke. 569 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,760 Lily, the tea girl, read my tea leaves. 570 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,840 - Oh, I hope it was good news, that. 571 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,240 - Well, it was more of a warning. 572 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,400 It said, "Beware of a bald-headed man with big ears." 573 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,200 So you're not getting the job. 574 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,120 Carry on, everybody, you've all done very well! 575 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,000 A fine fortune teller you are! 576 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,200 - Well, it wasn't far wrong, 577 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,240 I mean I mentioned the leaves, didn't I? 578 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,040 And that cup of tea could've been the turning point 579 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,520 - No, he's been turned down. 580 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,000 - And what about Mrs. Slocombe with her man at her feet, 581 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,720 and old Peacock going up a ladder with a door opening 582 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,520 and all that rubbish about him being in a new act? 583 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,600 - Well I can't be right all the time. 584 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,640 Come on, let's tell Peacock about Rumbold. 585 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,960 Peacock? 586 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,920 - Don't open the door! 587 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,720 Oh, oh dear! 588 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,160 - I think this will be a very good time 589 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,160 for me to leave my body.