1 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:08,654 ♫ Ground floor perfumery, stationary, and leather goods 2 00:00:08,654 --> 00:00:12,821 ♫ Wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food, going up 3 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:20,237 ♫ First floor, telephones, gents ready made suits 4 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:22,833 ♫ Shirts, socks, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes 5 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:26,709 - There you are, madam, plenty of give in the leg. 6 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:28,959 And completely draft proof. 7 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:34,456 - No, I don't think I fancy them. 8 00:00:34,456 --> 00:00:36,206 - Very few people do. 9 00:00:37,987 --> 00:00:40,570 But they're very practical in this chilly weather. 10 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:42,672 Of course, it's for madam to decide. 11 00:00:42,672 --> 00:00:45,422 It's either cold and interesting, 12 00:00:46,523 --> 00:00:48,690 or warm and safe in these. 13 00:00:52,012 --> 00:00:53,672 - I'm afraid not, madam. 14 00:00:53,672 --> 00:00:55,663 You've seen everything we've got. 15 00:00:55,663 --> 00:00:57,342 That's right, isn't it, Miss Brahms? 16 00:00:57,342 --> 00:00:59,355 - Yes, why doesn't madam come back tomorrow 17 00:00:59,355 --> 00:01:00,696 and look at them again? 18 00:01:00,696 --> 00:01:03,655 - Yes, yes, I think I'll do that. 19 00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:08,035 - You don't want to rush into these things. 20 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:11,291 - Can't imagine anyone wanting to rush into these. 21 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:12,752 - Thank you, goodbye. 22 00:01:12,752 --> 00:01:15,612 - Goodbye madam, thank you so much. 23 00:01:15,612 --> 00:01:16,779 Fussy old bag. 24 00:01:18,859 --> 00:01:20,935 - Honestly, I can't understand why people want 25 00:01:20,935 --> 00:01:22,899 to buy old fashioned underwear like this. 26 00:01:22,899 --> 00:01:25,451 I mean, that's not going to turn her old man on, is it? 27 00:01:25,451 --> 00:01:28,451 - Perhaps she wants to turn him off. 28 00:01:33,339 --> 00:01:34,680 - Mr. Lucas. 29 00:01:35,712 --> 00:01:37,839 - Am I correct in saying that at Grace Brothers 30 00:01:37,839 --> 00:01:40,114 we do not close until 5:30. 31 00:01:40,114 --> 00:01:41,303 - Quite correct, sir. 32 00:01:41,303 --> 00:01:45,307 - My watch, which is never wrong, says 17:28. 33 00:01:45,307 --> 00:01:47,880 - Ah, they knew how to make watches in those days, sir. 34 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,344 - Don't be facetious, Lucas. 35 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,755 - Well, it's actually 5:30 by the department clock, sir, 36 00:01:52,755 --> 00:01:55,272 and that's the one I set mine by, you see. 37 00:01:57,639 --> 00:02:01,639 - Depends what you had in mind, Captain Peacock. 38 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:06,700 Well, I make it 25 past something or other. 39 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:10,155 I must get a new tail for my Mickey Mouse. 40 00:02:10,155 --> 00:02:13,279 - As there appears to be a discrepancy in your timepieces, 41 00:02:13,279 --> 00:02:15,291 perhaps it would be as well to take an example 42 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:17,659 from your department head, Mr. Granger. 43 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:20,583 - Goodnight, Captain Peacock. 44 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,147 - Goodnight, Captain Peacock. 45 00:02:22,147 --> 00:02:25,480 - I must be slow, that's unusual for me. 46 00:02:28,505 --> 00:02:30,592 - Ah, well I was waiting until 5:30, sir, 47 00:02:30,592 --> 00:02:32,552 by your watch, that is. 48 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:35,434 - You seem in a great hurry to get away, Captain Peacock. 49 00:02:35,434 --> 00:02:37,382 Uh, could we all stay behind for a moment please? 50 00:02:37,382 --> 00:02:38,715 Ah, Mr. Granger. 51 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:41,594 - Mr. Granger. 52 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:44,178 - Once those lift doors open, you'll never see him again. 53 00:02:44,178 --> 00:02:45,011 - Allow me. 54 00:02:45,011 --> 00:02:47,425 Mr. Granger, you've left your wallet on the counter. 55 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:52,594 - You're wanted at the counter. 56 00:02:52,594 --> 00:02:55,169 - I hope this isn't going to take long, Mr. Rumbold. 57 00:02:55,169 --> 00:02:57,940 It's my launderette night, and if I'm not there 58 00:02:57,940 --> 00:03:01,769 at half past six, all the apparatus is otherwise engaged. 59 00:03:01,769 --> 00:03:03,914 - Won't take a minute, Mrs. Slocombe. 60 00:03:03,914 --> 00:03:06,982 - You won't needing me, I presume, I have a do on tonight. 61 00:03:06,982 --> 00:03:08,509 - Oh, please, bear with me, Captain Peacock, 62 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:09,722 this won't take a moment. 63 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,977 - It's already taken a moment. 64 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:13,825 - Well, if we're all here, Mr. Rumbold 65 00:03:13,825 --> 00:03:16,817 has a very brief announcement to make. 66 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:20,150 - I'm sorry to say that shoplifting is on the increase. 67 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:22,746 This year alone, stock worth millions of pounds 68 00:03:22,746 --> 00:03:25,265 has been pilfered from stores all over the country, 69 00:03:25,265 --> 00:03:27,861 and we at Grace Brothers are not immune. 70 00:03:27,861 --> 00:03:29,478 - Indeed not. 71 00:03:29,478 --> 00:03:31,469 - Only this morning, Mrs. Slocombe informed me 72 00:03:31,469 --> 00:03:33,969 that she'd had a skirt lifted. 73 00:03:35,077 --> 00:03:38,296 - Some people have all the luck. 74 00:03:38,296 --> 00:03:40,520 - And I seem to remember that Miss Brahms 75 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,225 lost something last week. 76 00:03:42,225 --> 00:03:43,475 - It wasn't me. 77 00:03:44,927 --> 00:03:47,603 - You know, on the other day, a customer reached across 78 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:52,079 the counter and put his hands in my fairisle drawers. 79 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:54,183 He said he was going to pay. 80 00:03:54,183 --> 00:03:57,029 - Yes, well, I've got a man to hand that sort of thing. 81 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:57,946 - Oh, nice. 82 00:03:59,177 --> 00:04:01,510 - May I introduce Mr. Clegg, 83 00:04:02,553 --> 00:04:04,521 late of the CID, 84 00:04:04,521 --> 00:04:06,731 who is going to take over security 85 00:04:06,731 --> 00:04:10,097 and try out some new anti-pilfering devices. 86 00:04:10,097 --> 00:04:11,617 Mr. Clegg. 87 00:04:11,617 --> 00:04:12,867 - Evening, all. 88 00:04:14,817 --> 00:04:16,665 Now I won't keep you all a moment. 89 00:04:16,665 --> 00:04:18,786 - Oo, not another moment. 90 00:04:18,786 --> 00:04:20,986 - What I'm instigating is as follows. 91 00:04:20,986 --> 00:04:23,034 We shall maintain a constant surveillance 92 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:25,166 in the most anonymous manner possible, 93 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:28,234 aided by the latest electronic device 94 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:31,438 in the shape of a hidden camera or cameras. 95 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,582 Is that clear? 96 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:33,514 - Yes, most. 97 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:35,264 Goodnight, everybody. 98 00:04:36,328 --> 00:04:37,781 - Mr. Granger, we haven't finished. 99 00:04:37,781 --> 00:04:39,906 - Oh, get on with it. 100 00:04:39,906 --> 00:04:42,710 - This department has been chosen as a guinea pig. 101 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:44,954 And if this method proves successful, 102 00:04:44,954 --> 00:04:47,319 then the whole store will be similarly equipped. 103 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:49,114 - An excellent idea, sir. 104 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,334 Well, if that's all. 105 00:04:53,402 --> 00:04:54,902 - Captain Peacock. 106 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:57,623 - Yes, sir. 107 00:04:57,623 --> 00:04:59,146 Now before you all go ... 108 00:05:01,269 --> 00:05:03,370 - Part of the new procedure will be 109 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:06,042 a series of random baggage checks. 110 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:08,625 - Well, you won't need the men. 111 00:05:09,528 --> 00:05:11,530 - We need everyone, sir, all personnel. 112 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:14,300 - Oh, very well, let's get on with it. 113 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,922 All I've got in here is my laundry, 114 00:05:16,922 --> 00:05:19,550 and if I don't go soon I shan't get a dryer. 115 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:21,914 - Yeah, well, if you don't mind, missus, uh, madam, 116 00:05:21,914 --> 00:05:24,590 I'd just like to check the veracity of that statement. 117 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:25,840 - Well, really! 118 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:33,170 - That will do, Miss Brahms. 119 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,213 - There's certainly nothing new here, thank you, madam. 120 00:05:35,213 --> 00:05:36,973 - Oh, really. 121 00:05:36,973 --> 00:05:40,723 Fancy having you grope about in my underwear. 122 00:05:42,153 --> 00:05:43,486 How humiliating. 123 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,905 - Yes, and it's paid for. 124 00:05:47,905 --> 00:05:49,301 - You would mind opening it for me, please. 125 00:05:49,301 --> 00:05:51,711 - All that's in here is my working bra. 126 00:05:57,684 --> 00:05:59,169 - For the moment. 127 00:05:59,169 --> 00:06:01,657 - Yes, you can go, Miss Brahms. 128 00:06:01,657 --> 00:06:04,481 - My two assistants and I have nothing to declare, 129 00:06:04,481 --> 00:06:05,889 so I suppose we can go. 130 00:06:05,889 --> 00:06:06,889 - Of course. 131 00:06:07,807 --> 00:06:10,357 - Excuse me, sir, what's that suspicious looking bulge? 132 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:14,613 - In you pocket, sir. 133 00:06:14,613 --> 00:06:16,109 May I see it, please? 134 00:06:17,925 --> 00:06:20,333 - Why, it's never bothered you before. 135 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:21,773 - If you must know, it's my orange. 136 00:06:22,606 --> 00:06:24,184 - My orange. 137 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,129 I always eat one on the train. 138 00:06:25,129 --> 00:06:28,901 It's the only way you can get a seat to yourself. 139 00:06:28,901 --> 00:06:29,981 - I see, sir. 140 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:31,841 Alright, off you go then. 141 00:06:31,841 --> 00:06:33,301 Now, Mr. Peacock. 142 00:06:33,301 --> 00:06:36,261 - Captain, and I am not a sales assistant, 143 00:06:36,261 --> 00:06:37,693 I am the floor walker. 144 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,233 - Well, he's not limited like us. 145 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,521 He can nip about and nick things 146 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:43,796 from either department, you see. 147 00:06:43,796 --> 00:06:47,197 - If you don't mind, sir, the suitcase, up on the counter. 148 00:06:47,197 --> 00:06:48,701 - I do this under protest. 149 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:49,951 Excuse me, sir. 150 00:06:53,489 --> 00:06:54,322 Do you mind? 151 00:06:54,322 --> 00:06:55,533 This is private. 152 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:58,624 - He's got the cut-up body of his landlady in there. 153 00:06:58,624 --> 00:07:00,624 - Allow me, sir, please. 154 00:07:01,473 --> 00:07:02,556 Hello, hello. 155 00:07:07,841 --> 00:07:09,424 - Oh, it's rattles. 156 00:07:10,428 --> 00:07:12,121 - I can explain. 157 00:07:12,121 --> 00:07:14,000 - That's what they all say. 158 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,917 - This may sound rather a cliche, 159 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:18,512 but I was on my way to a regimental fancy dress ball 160 00:07:18,512 --> 00:07:20,020 given by the Queen's Own. 161 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:22,749 - Wish I'd been invited. 162 00:07:22,749 --> 00:07:24,692 - This is all from a theatrical costumer. 163 00:07:24,692 --> 00:07:26,301 Nothing at all from Grace Brothers. 164 00:07:26,301 --> 00:07:27,134 - I see. 165 00:07:27,134 --> 00:07:29,161 I suppose that does have a slight ring to truth about it. 166 00:07:29,161 --> 00:07:30,215 Thank you. 167 00:07:30,215 --> 00:07:31,275 - Well, I think we've all learned 168 00:07:31,275 --> 00:07:33,449 the most valuable lesson from this. 169 00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:35,956 One simply can't be too careful. 170 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,563 Now, I must run or I shall miss my train. 171 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:39,235 - Just a moment, sir. 172 00:07:39,235 --> 00:07:40,789 Is that your scarf? 173 00:07:40,789 --> 00:07:42,525 - Yes, of course it is, I always wear it. 174 00:07:42,525 --> 00:07:43,977 I catch cold if I don't. 175 00:07:43,977 --> 00:07:48,144 - Strange, sir, still got its price tag left on it. 176 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:49,870 - So it has. 177 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,929 I must have picked it up by accident. 178 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:53,537 Now, how could that have happened? 179 00:07:54,799 --> 00:07:55,632 - Perhaps you'd better come along 180 00:07:55,632 --> 00:07:57,615 and explain it to me in your office. 181 00:07:57,615 --> 00:07:58,448 - Yes. 182 00:08:00,421 --> 00:08:04,588 - Like I say, it's always the one you least suspect. 183 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:12,105 - Morning, Mr. Rumbold. 184 00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:12,938 - Morning. 185 00:08:12,938 --> 00:08:13,771 - Coffee on the desk there. 186 00:08:13,771 --> 00:08:14,711 - Ah. 187 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:18,878 - Hear you got nicked last night pinching a scarf. 188 00:08:19,805 --> 00:08:21,575 - Misunderstanding. 189 00:08:21,575 --> 00:08:22,408 - Oh, yes. 190 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:28,657 - Well, just making sure it's properly connected. 191 00:08:28,657 --> 00:08:29,771 I was here all night 'elping 'em 192 00:08:29,771 --> 00:08:31,563 with them 'idden cameras, you know. 193 00:08:31,563 --> 00:08:32,939 - I didn't know that you were conversant 194 00:08:32,939 --> 00:08:34,907 with electronic equipment. 195 00:08:35,831 --> 00:08:38,337 I was fakin' the tea. 196 00:08:38,337 --> 00:08:40,257 Nice bit of overtime, that was. 197 00:08:40,257 --> 00:08:41,671 'Ere, 'ow does this work, then? 198 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:43,995 - Well, I've had it all explained to me. 199 00:08:43,995 --> 00:08:46,731 It's just like a normal television set. 200 00:08:46,731 --> 00:08:47,564 - Go on. 201 00:08:47,564 --> 00:08:50,164 - Well, one switches on here, 202 00:08:50,164 --> 00:08:52,484 and then by pressing these different knobs, 203 00:08:52,484 --> 00:08:55,720 you can keep an eye open for shoplifters. 204 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,387 The store's open, let's see what's going on. 205 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:05,040 - Hey, we just missed them going on, didn't we? 206 00:09:09,736 --> 00:09:12,827 - I must speak to Peacock about this. 207 00:09:12,827 --> 00:09:15,036 - She ain't 'alf givin' 'im a mouthful. 208 00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:16,303 Pity there's no sound. 209 00:09:16,303 --> 00:09:17,755 - Well, there is somewhere. 210 00:09:17,755 --> 00:09:18,588 Ah. 211 00:09:19,844 --> 00:09:22,594 - You ought to have them cut off. 212 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:30,920 - His hands. 213 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,438 He's like an octopus, they're all over the place. 214 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:35,605 - Oh, I know, and so cold. 215 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,547 - Let's check the men's counter. 216 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,714 - Yeah, let's check the men's counter. 217 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,268 Sound's gone up the spout. 218 00:09:47,268 --> 00:09:50,949 - I don't understand it, it's on full. 219 00:09:53,307 --> 00:09:57,100 - I had raspberry jam for breakfast. 220 00:09:57,100 --> 00:10:00,280 Bits have gone under my plate. 221 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,376 I shall have to take it out. 222 00:10:02,376 --> 00:10:03,948 - I don't think we want to see that. 223 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:06,198 - Ugh, like a horror movie. 224 00:10:08,888 --> 00:10:09,721 Hey, what's that then? 225 00:10:09,721 --> 00:10:10,784 What? 226 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:11,928 Well, it looks like smoke. 227 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,761 - Oh let's, let's see. 228 00:10:18,516 --> 00:10:21,430 This is serious, this is very serious indeed. 229 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:22,263 - It is. 230 00:10:22,263 --> 00:10:24,612 I thought he'd given it up. 231 00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:26,052 - That will do, Mr. Mash. 232 00:10:26,052 --> 00:10:28,143 - All right, Mr. Rumbold. 233 00:10:28,143 --> 00:10:30,915 'Ere, I 'ope you 'aven't got one of these down in my cellar, 234 00:10:30,915 --> 00:10:34,511 'cause we still ain't got a door on the carsey. 235 00:10:34,511 --> 00:10:36,415 - Yes, Mr. Rumbold. 236 00:10:36,415 --> 00:10:37,316 Mr. Lucas. 237 00:10:37,316 --> 00:10:38,149 What's up, what's up? 238 00:10:38,149 --> 00:10:38,982 - You're wanted in the office. 239 00:10:39,815 --> 00:10:42,628 - Someone has seen you smoking, and as your senior here 240 00:10:42,628 --> 00:10:44,300 I should have told you to put it out. 241 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,961 - Quite right, Humphries, good man. 242 00:10:45,961 --> 00:10:50,298 - You never know when old jug-ears is snooping round. 243 00:10:50,298 --> 00:10:51,725 - Wish me luck. 244 00:10:51,725 --> 00:10:52,740 What'll I do with this. 245 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:55,630 Allow me, waste not, want not. 246 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:58,888 I've been dying for a puff all day. 247 00:11:00,231 --> 00:11:01,064 - Hmm. 248 00:11:02,464 --> 00:11:05,587 - A raincoat and some underwear. 249 00:11:05,587 --> 00:11:09,087 We can manage that, Mr. Humphries, can we? 250 00:11:13,123 --> 00:11:14,443 - I'm with you, sir. 251 00:11:14,443 --> 00:11:17,226 - Yes, you'll deal with the raincoat, Mr. Humphries, 252 00:11:17,226 --> 00:11:18,811 and I will deal with the underwear. 253 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,714 - Yes, Mr. Granger. 254 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:24,881 - I think I can show you something nice and warm, sir. 255 00:11:30,142 --> 00:11:31,954 - Do you mean to say that with the aid of that thing there 256 00:11:31,954 --> 00:11:33,639 you've been spying on us? 257 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:35,443 - Not spying, Mr. Lucas. 258 00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:38,458 I was just testing out the anti-pilfering equipment, 259 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:40,238 and happened to observe you smoking, 260 00:11:40,238 --> 00:11:41,664 which is against the rules. 261 00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:43,847 - Well, I consider that an invasion of my privacy. 262 00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:45,727 - Nevertheless, you shouldn't have been smoking. 263 00:11:45,727 --> 00:11:48,042 - No, well, it's, it's my nerves, you see, sir. 264 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,198 - Yes, you see, my mother's away for the night, 265 00:11:50,198 --> 00:11:53,474 and its the first time, well I ... 266 00:11:53,474 --> 00:11:56,809 I haven't been left alone before since I was that high. 267 00:11:56,809 --> 00:11:58,743 - You're not nervous of being alone, are you? 268 00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:02,626 - Yes, that's why I've asked Miss Brahms over. 269 00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:05,410 - Oh, yes, she's coming over to cook my supper. 270 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:08,345 - Well, I think that's most public-spirited of her. 271 00:12:08,345 --> 00:12:11,617 - Yes, then she's agreed to spend the night in a spare room. 272 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,225 - Well, that's where I sleep. 273 00:12:14,225 --> 00:12:16,392 Me mother might come back. 274 00:12:17,239 --> 00:12:20,385 - Well then, what you do outside here is no concern of mine. 275 00:12:20,385 --> 00:12:23,048 I just don't want to see you smoking on the floor. 276 00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:25,521 - Oh, don't worry, you won't see me again, sir. 277 00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:29,481 Which part of the floor can't you see from up here? 278 00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:32,308 - Well, with these hidden cameras, 279 00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:34,729 I can cover most of the men's, 280 00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:37,005 and the essential areas of the ladies'. 281 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:37,838 Look. 282 00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:49,040 Miss Brahms, customer waiting. 283 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:53,241 - Just checking the stock, Mrs. Slocombe. 284 00:12:53,241 --> 00:12:55,288 - Yes, I see what you mean. 285 00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:57,092 That's typically feminine, isn't it? 286 00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:59,788 Trying to pull the wool over me eyes. 287 00:12:59,788 --> 00:13:03,658 That will be all, Mr. Lucas. 288 00:13:07,057 --> 00:13:08,752 Are you sure, Mr. Humphries. 289 00:13:08,752 --> 00:13:10,656 - Yes, you remember what Mr. Clegg said. 290 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:11,721 And you can tell they're working 291 00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:13,349 when the little light goes on. 292 00:13:13,349 --> 00:13:16,904 Apparently, Mr. Lucas saw Miss Brahms ... 293 00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:25,684 You know, I wondered about them. 294 00:13:27,437 --> 00:13:31,402 We shall have to keep on our toes, shan't we? 295 00:13:31,402 --> 00:13:34,902 I wonder if Mrs. Slocombe's aware of this. 296 00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:37,773 By the way, where are they? 297 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:41,381 - Oh, the usual place, they're about ... 298 00:13:41,381 --> 00:13:42,281 You mean the cameras. 299 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,381 Look, they're up there. 300 00:13:43,381 --> 00:13:44,464 Oh, we're on. 301 00:13:45,579 --> 00:13:49,662 Oh, wish it was over there, this is my best side. 302 00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:52,254 - Good morning. 303 00:13:55,592 --> 00:13:57,978 - Is my hair all right at the back, Miss Brahms? 304 00:13:57,978 --> 00:13:59,517 - You keep asking me that. 305 00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:01,584 I tell you, it's wonderful. 306 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:05,053 - It's like being on Candid Camera, isn't it? 307 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,821 - Well, I don't think it's right, 308 00:14:06,821 --> 00:14:09,297 them being able to hear what we say as well. 309 00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:11,597 - Oh, I don't let it affect me. 310 00:14:11,597 --> 00:14:14,469 (with overly cultured accent) Good morning, madam. 311 00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:17,019 Can I be of assistance? 312 00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:20,790 - Oh, certainly, madam. 313 00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:25,256 Would madam mind standing a little to madam's right? 314 00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:26,173 A bit more. 315 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,159 Scarves, madam? 316 00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:32,464 Any particular color? 317 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,930 - Mr. Mash. 318 00:14:39,763 --> 00:14:42,165 - You're not supposed to be on the floor after 9:30. 319 00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:44,476 - Ah, well, I was putting me best suit on, you see, sir. 320 00:14:44,476 --> 00:14:46,554 You got to look for the telly, ain't ya? 321 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,712 Where's the camera then? 322 00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:51,165 - Be off with you, Mr. Mash. 323 00:14:51,165 --> 00:14:54,332 I don't want to have to tell you again. 324 00:14:54,332 --> 00:14:56,377 - I like that, that was very good. 325 00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:57,894 "Be off with you." 326 00:14:57,894 --> 00:15:01,273 Here, do you want to do it once more in case he missed it? 327 00:15:01,273 --> 00:15:02,954 Sort of an action replay, you know? 328 00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:04,637 Go on, go on, go on, go on. 329 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,136 - Please leave the floor. 330 00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:09,553 - Certainly, Captain Peacock. 331 00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:17,888 - Now look what Mr. Mash has done. 332 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,165 - Mrs. Slocombe's come back at last. 333 00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:26,913 Make a note, make a note. 334 00:15:26,913 --> 00:15:28,794 Four visits to the powder room. 335 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:29,711 - Yes, sir. 336 00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:33,907 - Granger's eating a pie now. 337 00:15:33,907 --> 00:15:35,461 A pork pie. 338 00:15:35,461 --> 00:15:36,378 - Pork pie. 339 00:15:37,673 --> 00:15:39,916 - It's amazing what you can see with this thing. 340 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,895 - Hmm, about the only thing you haven't spotted 341 00:15:41,895 --> 00:15:44,192 so far is a shoplifter. 342 00:15:44,192 --> 00:15:45,405 - Well, don't you worry, 343 00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:47,793 if there is one, I'll soon spot him. 344 00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,201 - You mean to say that you haven't told her 345 00:15:49,201 --> 00:15:50,905 that you sleep in the spare room? 346 00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:51,873 - Well, not yet, no. 347 00:15:51,873 --> 00:15:52,993 I was sort of saving it up. 348 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,660 - She might be, too. 349 00:15:55,502 --> 00:15:56,581 Don't look now, but-- 350 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,865 - Don't look now, but there's a very suspicious character 351 00:15:59,865 --> 00:16:01,481 in the 42 longs. 352 00:16:02,314 --> 00:16:03,397 - Over there. 353 00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:11,422 Hey, a pound to a penny it's a, it's a shoplifter. 354 00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:13,582 - Mr. Granger must be alerted. 355 00:16:13,582 --> 00:16:16,246 - Yes sir, well I'm sure that you will be happy 356 00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:20,306 with the two silk jods, the four pairs of socks, 357 00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:22,969 and the cashmere sweater, 358 00:16:22,969 --> 00:16:25,354 and I must say that I am delighted 359 00:16:25,354 --> 00:16:29,521 that you are so pleased with the efficiency of the store. 360 00:16:31,109 --> 00:16:32,276 - Mr. Granger. 361 00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:36,125 - Would you mind coming round the other side? 362 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:40,292 - Mr. Granger, something very suspicious in the trousers. 363 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:47,289 - Did I hear you aright, Mr. Humphries. 364 00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:48,542 - Yes, over here. 365 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,402 - Mr. Granger, Mr. Granger. 366 00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:52,702 That fellow over there in the mustache, 367 00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:53,822 I think he's a petty pilferer, 368 00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:55,274 I'm sure he's going to nick something. 369 00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:57,166 You mean the man with the case? 370 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,816 - Spot on, first time. 371 00:17:00,237 --> 00:17:01,654 - In the ladies'. 372 00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:04,681 - There we are, Mrs. Slocombe. 373 00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:07,409 - Thank you so much, Captain Peacock. 374 00:17:07,409 --> 00:17:09,289 Wasn't I lucky, being able to sell 375 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:13,226 two pairs of tights and the green chantal dress 376 00:17:13,226 --> 00:17:15,790 from a line that's been discontinued, 377 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:19,770 not to mention the bras and a box of handkerchiefs. 378 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,143 - Yes, indeed. 379 00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:23,809 And my opinion, which the customer asked for, 380 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,476 without doubt clinched the sale. 381 00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:28,582 - Good day, Mrs. Slocombe. 382 00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:31,058 I'm sorry to trouble you, Captain Peacock, 383 00:17:31,058 --> 00:17:35,225 but I think we have a petty pilferer in my department. 384 00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:39,333 - He's got a cap, a mustache, and a suitcase. 385 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,083 - Over there, 44 longs. 386 00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:46,185 - Oo, oo I wouldn't like to meet 'im on a dark night. 387 00:17:46,185 --> 00:17:47,768 - Oh, I don't know. 388 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:55,692 - Are you, uh, are you going to tackle him, Captain Peacock? 389 00:17:55,692 --> 00:17:58,277 - Well, uh, we can't do anything unless we're 390 00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,861 sure he's taken something. 391 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:00,695 - Well, he's taking something now. 392 00:18:00,695 --> 00:18:01,996 Look, he's got a jacket out. 393 00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,932 - He's, just looking at it. 394 00:18:03,932 --> 00:18:04,944 - He's opening his case. 395 00:18:04,944 --> 00:18:06,208 - He's putting it in. 396 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,197 - He's shutting it. 397 00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:10,034 - It's an open and shut case, Captain Peacock. 398 00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:12,521 - Well, uh, right then. 399 00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:13,480 Are you behind me? 400 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,724 - Right behind you, Captain Peacock. 401 00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,813 Although a little way back. 402 00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:21,356 - Nonsense. 403 00:18:21,356 --> 00:18:22,697 - I can see it now. 404 00:18:22,697 --> 00:18:24,348 Despite fatal gunshot wound, 405 00:18:24,348 --> 00:18:27,657 fearless floorwalker saves 42 long. 406 00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:30,661 That should make the front page of the Tailor and Cutter. 407 00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:32,828 - Well, go on, tackle him. 408 00:18:33,852 --> 00:18:35,656 - Of course, I mean, we, we, we, we must be sure 409 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,229 that's he's not going to put, to put it back. 410 00:18:38,229 --> 00:18:40,923 - Oo, you're as weak as water. 411 00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:42,090 Weak as water! 412 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,542 - Careful. 413 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:45,459 - Hey, you! 414 00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:56,709 - Oh, the man's mustache has come off. 415 00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,292 - Oh, it's the store detective. 416 00:19:04,948 --> 00:19:06,865 - I did advise caution. 417 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:11,053 - The reason Mr. Clegg took the jacket 418 00:19:11,053 --> 00:19:13,327 was to test the efficiency of the cameras 419 00:19:13,327 --> 00:19:15,353 and the alertness of the staff. 420 00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:18,125 Now, owing to your over-enthusiasm, there may be 421 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:22,032 legal proceedings when he comes out of hospital. 422 00:19:22,032 --> 00:19:24,295 A hand on the arm would have been enough. 423 00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:26,013 - I did all I could to restrain them, sir, 424 00:19:26,013 --> 00:19:27,861 but Mr. Granger was so sure. 425 00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:29,278 - Yeah, so I saw. 426 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,405 But what worries me more than anything 427 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:37,045 is the general laxity of the department. 428 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,827 I've got some notes here. 429 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:42,645 Mrs. Slocombe, seven visits to the powder room. 430 00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:44,645 - It's been very chilly. 431 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,596 - Mr. Granger, 11:45, 432 00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:51,445 one sandwich eaten in the fitting room. 433 00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:54,945 12:30, a pork pie behind the sock counter. 434 00:19:56,108 --> 00:19:59,277 Mr. Humphries, a long personal telephone call 435 00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:00,892 with customers waiting. 436 00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:02,609 - To a sick friend. 437 00:20:02,609 --> 00:20:06,206 - At the stage door of the Sadler's Wells Ballet? 438 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,206 - He's sick. 439 00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:11,355 - Mr. Lucas, four minutes late back from lunch. 440 00:20:11,355 --> 00:20:13,313 - I went to lunch four minutes late. 441 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,951 - You disappeared from that screen at precise 1:00 p.m. 442 00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:18,975 - Ah, yes, that's when I bent down to tie up my shoelace. 443 00:20:18,975 --> 00:20:23,303 But after I popped up again, I served another customer. 444 00:20:23,303 --> 00:20:24,622 You probably didn't notice. 445 00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:25,635 You were probably having another look at 446 00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:29,132 Miss Brahms adjusting her cotton wool, I expect. 447 00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:31,870 - Nothing, nothing. 448 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:34,500 - That's voyeurism, that is. 449 00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:37,490 - It's private. 450 00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,240 Well, it was private. 451 00:20:40,118 --> 00:20:43,055 - I feel I must agree with Mr. Rumbold that, uh, 452 00:20:43,055 --> 00:20:45,507 there has been far too much laxity of late. 453 00:20:45,507 --> 00:20:47,704 - I'm glad you agree, Captain Peacock. 454 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,710 You were observed to pat Miss Brahms' nether regions 455 00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:53,185 shortly after the store opened. 456 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,559 - Yes, I meant to complain about that. 457 00:20:55,559 --> 00:20:58,663 - You may be lucky tomorrow. 458 00:20:58,663 --> 00:21:00,513 - Nevertheless, I, I do feel that this is 459 00:21:00,513 --> 00:21:02,294 an invasion of one's privacy. 460 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,187 - That's exactly what I thought at the time. 461 00:21:05,187 --> 00:21:07,827 - It all smacks very much of George Orwell. 462 00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:10,863 - Are you trying to say someone else did it? 463 00:21:10,863 --> 00:21:13,403 - I'm trying to say, sir, that the use of cameras 464 00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:16,265 has an adverse effect on the running of the department. 465 00:21:16,265 --> 00:21:18,727 One tends to become camera conscious. 466 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,918 - Well, you're just going to have to get used to it, 467 00:21:20,918 --> 00:21:23,585 because I shall be watching you. 468 00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:34,790 - Lower your voice. 469 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:38,273 Are you sure we're safe here? 470 00:21:38,273 --> 00:21:41,229 - Listen, those cameras have got to go, right? 471 00:21:41,229 --> 00:21:42,649 Now, I've had a word with the ladies, 472 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:43,902 and they've agreed to help. 473 00:21:44,815 --> 00:21:47,510 - Well, you know how much of a hypochondriac old Rumbold is. 474 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:48,709 Well, what I thought was ... 475 00:21:50,523 --> 00:21:52,711 Miss Brahms, I want 476 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,898 a word with you about Mr. Rumbold. 477 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,437 Yes? 478 00:21:56,437 --> 00:21:59,305 - Did you notice how he looked when he was telling us off? 479 00:21:59,305 --> 00:22:01,980 - Oh, yes, 'cause I've seen that look before. 480 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,980 My uncle 'ad it just before 'e went. 481 00:22:06,401 --> 00:22:08,393 - Very drawn under the eyes. 482 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,226 Yes. 483 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:11,229 I wonder if anyone else noticed it? 484 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,428 - Oh, I don't suppose so. 485 00:22:12,428 --> 00:22:15,741 I mean, you only see it if you look really closely. 486 00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:20,028 I mean, it would take a doctor to really tell. 487 00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:21,557 I wonder what Mr. Lucas 488 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:25,497 and Mr. Humphries are looking so worried about? 489 00:22:25,497 --> 00:22:27,386 - Poor old Mr. Rumbold. 490 00:22:27,386 --> 00:22:29,304 It won't seem the same without him. 491 00:22:31,009 --> 00:22:34,573 Although, I have seen that look before. 492 00:22:34,573 --> 00:22:36,089 - You don't think he knows and he's just 493 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:37,521 bravely hiding it from us? 494 00:22:37,521 --> 00:22:38,565 - No, not him. 495 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:42,191 He'd come out and make an announcement. 496 00:22:42,191 --> 00:22:43,405 He'd come out and he'd say, 497 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,297 "I've been called, I've been called," he'd say, 498 00:22:46,297 --> 00:22:49,387 "to that great boardroom in the sky. 499 00:22:49,387 --> 00:22:51,005 "Now carry on to the end." 500 00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:53,273 - Yes, of course, that's the sort of man he was. 501 00:22:53,273 --> 00:22:54,757 Well, I mean, still is. 502 00:22:56,165 --> 00:22:59,248 - Ah, well, only a doctor could tell. 503 00:23:02,073 --> 00:23:04,490 - Get, get me Dr. Wainwright. 504 00:23:05,921 --> 00:23:07,296 Urgent? 505 00:23:07,296 --> 00:23:08,963 Yes, it may well be. 506 00:23:12,236 --> 00:23:15,405 - Gladstone bag, that could be him. 507 00:23:16,821 --> 00:23:17,669 - No, I'm a doctor. 508 00:23:17,669 --> 00:23:19,485 I've called to see Mr. Rumbold. 509 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,735 - Allow me to direct you sir, this way. 510 00:23:23,665 --> 00:23:25,149 - Morning. 511 00:23:25,149 --> 00:23:27,644 - 42 Glendale check coat, thatched Trilby, 512 00:23:27,644 --> 00:23:28,789 and a black Gladstone. 513 00:23:28,789 --> 00:23:30,121 - We've got all that in stock. 514 00:23:30,121 --> 00:23:31,693 Now listen, you give Miss Brahms the wink 515 00:23:31,693 --> 00:23:33,013 as soon as the doctor comes out. 516 00:23:33,013 --> 00:23:33,846 - Roger. 517 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:45,465 - Well, I can't find anything wrong. 518 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:48,173 You're as fit as a man of only 50. 519 00:23:48,173 --> 00:23:49,756 - But I am only 50. 520 00:23:52,529 --> 00:23:53,925 - Well, there's nothing I can do for you, 521 00:23:53,925 --> 00:23:56,817 except suggest you give up smoking. 522 00:23:56,817 --> 00:23:57,984 - But I don't! 523 00:23:59,745 --> 00:24:01,754 Perhaps I should take a holiday. 524 00:24:01,754 --> 00:24:04,673 - Lucky to be able to get away. 525 00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:05,597 - Good day. 526 00:24:05,597 --> 00:24:07,565 - Oh uh, good, goodbye. 527 00:24:07,565 --> 00:24:10,149 - Oh, uh, I'd prefer a check now if you don't mind. 528 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,316 Saves sending the account. 529 00:24:22,008 --> 00:24:23,561 - Oh, Captain Peacock. 530 00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:27,228 I wonder if you'd run an eye over my checks. 531 00:24:29,105 --> 00:24:30,917 I keep toting them up wrong, 532 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:33,329 and your maths is better than mine. 533 00:24:33,329 --> 00:24:35,579 - Certainly, Mrs. Slocombe. 534 00:24:36,937 --> 00:24:40,193 - Doctor, could I have a word with you a minute, please? 535 00:24:41,026 --> 00:24:42,060 - Well, it's my leg. 536 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,997 I think I've got a varicose vein coming on it. 537 00:24:43,997 --> 00:24:46,087 Could you have a look at it for me. 538 00:24:46,087 --> 00:24:46,920 - Oh, very well. 539 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,880 - Oh, not here. 540 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,477 Come with me to the ladies' department. 541 00:24:49,477 --> 00:24:52,310 I'll show you the quick way round. 542 00:24:56,107 --> 00:24:57,426 Were on. 543 00:24:57,426 --> 00:24:59,253 Now doctor, about Mr. Rumbold. 544 00:24:59,253 --> 00:25:01,365 I mean, you know, the truth. 545 00:25:03,399 --> 00:25:04,369 Oh yes, yes. 546 00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:06,513 Well, we suspected something like that. 547 00:25:06,513 --> 00:25:08,548 It was very wise of you not to tell him. 548 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,377 I mean, a sudden shock, hmm, 549 00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:13,377 could have gone like an autumn leaf. 550 00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,411 Check now, if you don't mind. 551 00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:18,725 Saves sending the account. 552 00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:20,013 - In answer to your last question, 553 00:25:20,013 --> 00:25:22,661 he has been under a sudden strain recently. 554 00:25:22,661 --> 00:25:26,313 It's these TV cameras he's had fitted to stop pilfering. 555 00:25:26,313 --> 00:25:29,053 He can't take his eyes off the screen, 556 00:25:29,053 --> 00:25:31,153 frightened of missing something. 557 00:25:31,153 --> 00:25:34,497 No, don't ask him to have them removed. 558 00:25:34,497 --> 00:25:36,005 No, please. 559 00:25:36,005 --> 00:25:37,985 I'm sure he'd want to go in the saddle, 560 00:25:37,985 --> 00:25:41,549 making sure that Grace Brothers ran smooth to the end. 561 00:25:41,549 --> 00:25:45,716 Although he could last until a hundred if he rested. 562 00:25:46,685 --> 00:25:48,929 - Get, get me security. 563 00:25:48,929 --> 00:25:49,762 Quickly! 564 00:25:50,811 --> 00:25:54,605 No wonder he said I'd be luck if I got a holiday. 565 00:25:54,605 --> 00:25:55,477 - If you'll follow me, doctor, 566 00:25:55,477 --> 00:25:57,977 I'll show you a quick way out. 567 00:26:00,645 --> 00:26:02,974 Well done, Dr. Finley. 568 00:26:02,974 --> 00:26:04,077 Do you think he noticed? 569 00:26:04,077 --> 00:26:06,145 - Dear God, he wouldn't miss a thing, does he? 570 00:26:06,145 --> 00:26:07,465 I wonder where the doctor is? 571 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:10,085 - He's probably still looking at Miss Brahms' leg, no doubt. 572 00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:11,157 - Yes, I should be giving a second opinion 573 00:26:11,157 --> 00:26:13,181 on that meself later on. 574 00:26:13,181 --> 00:26:15,431 - Men, you're all the same. 575 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:21,705 - It's the doctor. 576 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,685 - He's going into Rumbold's office. 577 00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:24,709 Well, that's torn it. 578 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:26,358 Oh, well, it was a nice try. 579 00:26:26,358 --> 00:26:29,593 You'd better start looking for your cards. 580 00:26:29,593 --> 00:26:32,025 - It was your face he saw, not mine. 581 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,525 - If I go, you go. 582 00:26:35,378 --> 00:26:37,633 - And, and do it immediately. 583 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:39,432 Yes. 584 00:26:40,658 --> 00:26:42,902 - I afraid I have some very serious news for you. 585 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,785 - Yes, yes, I know, but don't tell me. 586 00:26:44,785 --> 00:26:47,170 I'm trying not to put any sort of strain on myself. 587 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:49,150 I've just ordered all this equipment removed. 588 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:50,816 - Yes. 589 00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:52,561 - Just the same, it's my job as a doctor to tell you-- 590 00:26:52,561 --> 00:26:53,394 - No. 591 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,113 - Miss Brahms has measles. 592 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,320 . 593 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,741 Is that all? 594 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,358 - It's all I have to tell you, yes. 595 00:26:59,358 --> 00:27:01,857 - Yes, well, I understand. 596 00:27:01,857 --> 00:27:05,607 If I take it easy, I could be here for years. 597 00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:08,900 The one night me mother's way, 598 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,525 and she has to go and get measles. 599 00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:12,250 Just my luck. 600 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,273 I haven't had it. 601 00:27:13,273 --> 00:27:17,440 - The way things are going, you're not going to get it. 602 00:27:18,421 --> 00:27:23,329 I say, you haven't handled her recently, have you? 603 00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:25,405 - Well, I've just given her a peck on the neck, 604 00:27:25,405 --> 00:27:27,881 that's all, when I set the plan up. 605 00:27:27,881 --> 00:27:29,048 Why? 606 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:31,017 I mean you, you don't think I ... 607 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:33,468 - Well, I was going to ask you out for a drink, 608 00:27:33,468 --> 00:27:36,176 but on second thought, goodnight. 609 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,445 ♫ Ground floor perfumery, stationary, and leather goods 610 00:27:44,445 --> 00:27:48,612 ♫ Wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food, going up 611 00:27:52,948 --> 00:27:56,162 ♫ First floor, telephones, gents ready made suits 612 00:27:56,162 --> 00:28:00,329 ♫ Shirts, socks, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes, going up 613 00:28:04,741 --> 00:28:07,652 ♫ Second floor carpets, travel goods, and bedding 614 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:09,338 ♫ Material, soft furnishings, 615 00:28:09,338 --> 00:28:13,505 ♫ Restaurant and teas, going down