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Previously, on
"Surrealestate"...
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I've got one thing
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Protecting the God‐given,
market‐driven value
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of your property from
anything in this world...
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Or the next.
Don't even ask.
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That should be
our company slogan.
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None of the
others like me.
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We need you.
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The technical
term is telekinesis.
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It happened to you
when you were my age?
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I set things on fire.
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Let them see
who you really are.
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I bet they'll like her.
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Brock moved out.
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- Really?
- We're done.
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If you like her,
you should make a move.
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Duncan.
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Duncan!
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You're beautiful, babe.
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You're snoring, or making,
like, horse sounds.
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Roll over.
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Okay.
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- Susan.
- Duncan! Welcome home!
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A little bubbly for you guys
and a new little friend!
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Settling in okay?
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Mm‐hm.
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Forget million‐dollar views ‐‐
this is priceless!
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You guys must be loving it!
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Sophie's a little
under the weather this morning.
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Oh. I'm so sorry
to hear that.
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She'll pull through.
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You know, Susan,
we specifically requested
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Cloud White on the ceilings,
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but this seems
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cloudy.
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They didn't use Arctic Dove
instead, did they?
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Surely not.
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The seller's contractor received
your punch list last week.
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Oh, look, I know you're
just the broker agent
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Just the...?
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Duncan,
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I have had the honor of bringing
you and this property together.
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Your ongoing happiness
is my personal responsibility.
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I'm moved
to hear you say that.
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Especially since you insisted
on writing that precise language
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into the contract and
made our fees and commissions
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contingent upon it.
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Um, as for the paint?
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It looks gorgeous, but I'll
check with the painter, okay?
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Mm‐hm.
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The water pressure
is atrocious.
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It's like being drooled on
by an old person.
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Oh, Susan. Hey!
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Sophie! Are
you feeling okay?
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I think it's stress.
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Did Duncan tell you
the disturbing news
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about the Arctic Dove?
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Ah.
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There is always
a tiny hiccup or two
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moving into a new place.
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These hiccups are temporary,
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but the ocean outside
your window is forever.
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Take it in.
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Theme music...
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*SURREALESTATE*
Season 01 Episode 04
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Episode Title: "A House Is Not a Home"
Aired on: August 06, 2021.
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So, here's the deal:
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We always pretty much focus on
the high‐end custom market.
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But just for a moment,
let us think outside the box.
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Uhh, that's a lot of
boxes to think out of.
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This is the
Somerset Estates,
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a master‐planned community
where families live, work,
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shop and play.
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It's like they're
not so much a builder,
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they're more like
a 3D printer.
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What they are is volume.
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And cash flow.
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Yes! Thank you!
My point exactly.
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Houses are built to
live in and not to look on;
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therefore, let use
be preferred before uniformity.
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So, are you
with me on this?
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Always.
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But Francis Bacon believes
you might be full of shit.
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Anyway, the developer,
he reached out to me last night.
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Greg Chisholm,
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an old nemesis.
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This is huge!
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They move, like,
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80 units a month.
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Oh, not anymore.
Their volume is way down,
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they're having
quality issues like crazy.
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Their buyers are pretty close to
the torch‐and‐pitchfork stages
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and they're getting killed
on social media.
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Product liability lawyers
are probably
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creeping out of their
coffins as we speak.
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The developer... he is hitting
the panic button, big time.
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So, why'd they call us?
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Because, apparently,
somebody believes
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that many of these issues
cannot be explained away
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simply by shoddy workmanship.
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I told him we would
check it out.
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Can you handle this
without me?
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My influencers by the sea
are turning out to be
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very high‐maintenance.
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And they are the ones
threatening to tear up
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our contract, right?
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In the nicest,
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most loving way.
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'Kay, you go ahead.
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We got this.
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Greg Chisholm.
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Hello, Luke.
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Been a while.
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I didn't know you were doing
master‐planned communities.
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Man's gotta earn a living.
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But you'd know that,
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working in that weird
little niche of yours.
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Hope there's no hard feelings
over Balmoral Farms.
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Another time. Another place.
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So,
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shall we get to it?
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You guys want to take a look
around the neighborhood?
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My people'd be glad
to show you around.
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Thanks...
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But we ride alone.
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Understand you're
having some QC issues.
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Our quality control protocols
lead the industry.
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Our challenges
run a bit deeper.
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Identical problems happening
at virtually the same time
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here and here and here.
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Windows shattering.
Floorboards splintering.
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Genuine simulated granite
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Formica countertops
splitting in two.
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Not stuff you usually see
in quality‐built new product.
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Luke, we're both
men of the world.
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You know that with the
kind of volume we do,
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corners get cut;
compromises get made.
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There'll always be a few
whiny perfectionists out there.
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How many complaints
are we talking about?
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That is a buttload of
whiny perfectionists, Greg.
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So, can you
help us out or not?
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Why us? Why now?
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My boss.
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His wife's into crystals
and seances and yoga and shit.
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Thinks there's something
more happening besides
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bad construction.
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Boss asked me about it;
told him I knew a guy.
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Send me those files.
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Complaints,
the development plats,
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the site plans, the model
schematics... everything.
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We'll do what we do
and we'll get back to you.
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Look, Luke,
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if you can help us
out here now, we can
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make it worth
your while.
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Like you did
at Balmoral Farms?
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You picking up anything?
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This feels like
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the least haunted place
in North America.
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We are looking for
wandering souls
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in a soulless
environment.
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Hardly seems productive.
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That's why I like
the Donovan place.
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It's a creepshow that dares
to look like a creepshow, right?
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What?
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Something odd.
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Kieran! Tiffany!
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Lunch is ready.
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Ah!
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Okay, where were we? Um... Items
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twenty seven forward
are
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incessant pounding noise;
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light switches
have weird texture;
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water pooling
on floors.
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More like "seeps".
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Just appears... it's not
like we're spilling it.
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She knows, Duncan.
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Well, I'm sorry, you asked me
to be more thorough.
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Right, but you're mansplaining
what pooling is.
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You know, it
really hurts me
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when you just throw
that term around.
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Sometimes it's just explaining!
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With a penis.
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Guys, let's just
get through this, okay?
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Arctic Dove,
not Cloud White
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and wobbly walls.
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Sorry, I...
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Ca‐can you unpack
that for me? Wobbly?
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Every time I walk by
this mirror, it's, like, moving.
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And it happens upstairs, too.
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I need mirrors to be impeccable.
I'm an influencer, so...
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Sophie,
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they're your mirrors.
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They work fine
everywhere else.
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So the problem must be
with the walls.
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Mm‐hm.
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Let me look around;
take a few measurements.
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Check a few colour chips.
And then let's talk.
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So, we have what?
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17 houses with
spontaneous breakages
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and system failures.
Phil?
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Dirt is clean.
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No sign of
environmental engagement
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or histocultural plangency.
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Augie?
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As we wandered
through the neighborhood
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there was a sudden spike
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in our Photoreactive
Terraform Analysis.
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Multiple locations.
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It vanished as quickly
as it appeared.
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Well, we are
missing something.
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How many different models
do they have?
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Six.
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All named after famous forts.
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The Halifax. The Delaware.
The Independence. The Sumter.
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The McHenry. The...
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What?
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Ah...
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I thought you said
famous farts.
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Can you put up
the aerial plat?
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All the places that stuff
happened are marked with an X.
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Can you overlay the location
of different models?
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Bingo.
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They're all Delawares.
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So, here's what
I'm going to do:
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some of these I can
get a contractor out
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to fix right away.
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As in tonight?
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It's 8:30.
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Tomorrow, probably.
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Uh, the rest, um,
I'd like to bring to my team.
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It‐it may be the property itself
has some eccentricities.
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We'll get some experts
to sort them all out, okay?
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We'd really
appreciate that.
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Because we're still within the
five days to register complaints
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so if they're not fixed...
we don't want to do this...
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We'd hate to do this...
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I would weep
like Dumbo's mother.
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But, then we'd dry our tears
and I'd have the bank
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stop the transfer of your fees
as specified in your contract.
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Okay. Thanks, Susie Q!
Drive safe, okay?
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Meg, you really know
how to pick 'em.
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And bam! Into the ditch!
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I had to call a tow truck.
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And it was a guy on a horse?
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We could have sold it as an
equestrian property.
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Upped the price.
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Ah, this place was
empty for years.
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Run‐down cottage
on an overgrown lot
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with a killer view
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before the owner decided to
finally renovate... cash out.
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We need Phil and August
up there to find out what...
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really is
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what?
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Excuse us?
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Remember when you told me it
was better for Phil and August
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- not to meet clients?
- Mm‐hm.
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Duncan and Sophie are
literally the clients
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you were talking about.
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Okay.
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00:15:07,503 --> 00:15:09,888
Tell them to take a few days
somewhere nice...
262
00:15:09,972 --> 00:15:12,357
spa, hotel, whatever... on us.
263
00:15:12,441 --> 00:15:15,544
And then we'll do our thing
while they're gone.
264
00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:22,251
By the way,
my car's in the shop.
265
00:15:24,987 --> 00:15:27,239
Zooey! It is your lucky day.
266
00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:30,375
You get to drive Susan
out to the coast.
267
00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:33,044
And leave her
for dead, right?
268
00:15:33,128 --> 00:15:35,881
This is why
we don't have H. R.
269
00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:40,052
Road trip!
270
00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:43,172
Road trip.
271
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,010
So, here's the thing:
272
00:15:48,511 --> 00:15:51,163
I still cannot fathom,
for the life of me,
273
00:15:51,247 --> 00:15:53,115
why Luke hired you.
274
00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:55,100
I mean,
275
00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:57,219
Phil has those
amazing research chops
276
00:15:57,987 --> 00:15:59,237
and August?
277
00:15:59,321 --> 00:16:01,206
He can duct tape
a KitchenAid mixer
278
00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:04,342
to a walkie talkie and use it to
summon a Sumerian trickster God.
279
00:16:04,426 --> 00:16:06,211
And me?
280
00:16:06,295 --> 00:16:07,997
Well, it's self‐explanatory.
281
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,535
But why you?
282
00:16:14,436 --> 00:16:16,254
I'm a closer.
283
00:16:16,338 --> 00:16:18,574
That's another way of
saying I'm profit.
284
00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:21,277
You're overhead.
285
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,901
The Delaware.
286
00:16:29,985 --> 00:16:31,937
That model's been nothing
but trouble since we built it.
287
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:33,455
Anything special about it?
288
00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:35,941
Just the sunroom.
289
00:16:36,025 --> 00:16:38,580
Our CEO was going through
an artsy‐fartsy period
290
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,178
and he ripped off...
291
00:16:40,262 --> 00:16:42,494
that is, he was inspired by
292
00:16:42,579 --> 00:16:45,217
the house that his partner
had designed for himself.
293
00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:47,452
Stuck a big sunroom on the back.
294
00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:50,155
At first, we called it
a "soothing solarium"
295
00:16:50,239 --> 00:16:52,224
until the focus groups
pointed us toward
296
00:16:52,308 --> 00:16:54,059
"inspiring conservatory".
297
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,063
You know, move in...
become a tortured artist.
298
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:01,032
Hang on. Here we go...
299
00:17:01,116 --> 00:17:03,969
From the front it looks like
most of our other product.
300
00:17:04,053 --> 00:17:06,304
But around the back and...
301
00:17:06,388 --> 00:17:07,906
Boom!
302
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,941
Ese sold like crazy for a while,
303
00:17:10,025 --> 00:17:11,977
but fell off fast.
304
00:17:12,061 --> 00:17:15,147
Today's buyer values
multi‐functional spaces
305
00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:18,050
and gourmet kitchens with
cantilevered eat‐in areas
306
00:17:18,134 --> 00:17:19,535
more than inspiration.
307
00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:22,421
Wonder...
308
00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:24,890
Any chance in talking to the
original designer?
309
00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:26,358
The partner?
310
00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:28,293
They had a falling out.
311
00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:30,162
He left.
312
00:17:30,246 --> 00:17:31,997
I think he died
a few years later.
313
00:17:32,081 --> 00:17:35,333
What about the original house?
Can you get me an address?
314
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,235
Probably.
315
00:17:37,319 --> 00:17:39,104
Look, Luke,
316
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:43,008
if you find out what's causing
all this, don't mess around.
317
00:17:43,092 --> 00:17:46,413
Kill it. Destroy it.
Send this thing back to hell,
318
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,945
or wherever these things go.
319
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:52,150
Make me a hero to my boss
and his whack‐job wife.
320
00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:55,365
You help me parlay this
into a sweet promotion,
321
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,956
I'll make it worth your while!
322
00:17:58,341 --> 00:18:00,169
Just get me
that address, okay?
323
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,974
Turn left and your destination
324
00:18:06,058 --> 00:18:08,162
will be on your right.
325
00:18:17,592 --> 00:18:19,138
You have arrived.
326
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,698
Go away!
327
00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:45,636
Ooh!
328
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,380
You're Bernard Nightingale.
329
00:19:19,788 --> 00:19:21,490
You talkin' to me?
330
00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:23,625
Talkin'?
331
00:19:23,992 --> 00:19:25,643
How's that work?
332
00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,445
It's a long story.
333
00:19:27,529 --> 00:19:29,331
Mind if I come in?
334
00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:43,563
No. Not there.
335
00:19:52,687 --> 00:19:54,772
You designed this, Bernard?
336
00:19:54,856 --> 00:19:56,458
Bernie, please.
337
00:19:56,871 --> 00:19:59,318
Yes, I designed it.
338
00:20:00,795 --> 00:20:02,246
Very nice.
339
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,670
It's a hellhole!
340
00:20:08,193 --> 00:20:09,687
I designed it
341
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,415
for her.
342
00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:13,876
My fiancée.
343
00:20:15,239 --> 00:20:16,690
Every inch,
344
00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:18,429
every corner.
345
00:20:18,606 --> 00:20:20,108
Just for her.
346
00:20:21,783 --> 00:20:23,294
And the sunroom.
347
00:20:23,552 --> 00:20:26,303
Lucy loved the sunshine.
348
00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:30,025
What happened?
349
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,445
Six months after we...
350
00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:37,982
moved into our forever home
351
00:20:40,769 --> 00:20:43,552
she ran off with
my own brother.
352
00:20:44,706 --> 00:20:46,006
I'm sorry.
353
00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:48,912
It gets better.
It gets much better.
354
00:20:49,444 --> 00:20:52,951
Not only did I have to
live in this place, but...
355
00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,271
my old partner
356
00:20:56,063 --> 00:20:57,564
the bastard ‐
357
00:20:58,052 --> 00:21:01,705
he dug my plans out of the trash
and built more.
358
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:04,364
A whole bunch more!
359
00:21:04,449 --> 00:21:06,718
Every one of them a knife.
360
00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:11,397
A knife stabbing
into my guts.
361
00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:14,886
You know, what you are
doing in here
362
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,905
happens at every house
like this.
363
00:21:22,987 --> 00:21:25,124
Yeah, you know.
364
00:21:25,447 --> 00:21:27,298
This house
365
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,319
full of misery.
366
00:21:29,718 --> 00:21:34,999
So anybody who ever lives here
is gonna be miserable, too.
367
00:21:35,757 --> 00:21:37,775
It's my pain,
368
00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:40,514
but they're gonna
goddamn feel it!
369
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,138
This paint color is fine!
370
00:22:00,223 --> 00:22:01,824
These people are insane.
371
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,060
Hey! There's people
working down here!
372
00:22:08,191 --> 00:22:09,208
Geez.
373
00:22:09,382 --> 00:22:11,983
Hey, these ninja puddles
are real.
374
00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:13,767
Oh.
375
00:22:15,721 --> 00:22:18,240
It's getting pretty late.
We should probably go soon.
376
00:22:18,324 --> 00:22:21,243
Ah, Duncan and Sophie
complained about disturbances
377
00:22:21,327 --> 00:22:22,711
at night.
378
00:22:22,795 --> 00:22:23,712
Late.
379
00:22:23,796 --> 00:22:26,048
Which we need to assess.
380
00:22:26,132 --> 00:22:27,116
On site.
381
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,734
In real time.
382
00:22:29,202 --> 00:22:31,204
Don't even joke about it.
383
00:22:32,872 --> 00:22:34,707
It's a sleepover,
girlfriend.
384
00:22:38,277 --> 00:22:39,728
Saw a liquor cabinet, right?
385
00:22:39,812 --> 00:22:41,130
Oh, hells, yes.
386
00:22:41,214 --> 00:22:43,649
Yeah. I'm going to kill Luke.
387
00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:51,224
Working late.
388
00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,109
I've heard that
you have something
389
00:22:54,193 --> 00:22:55,778
you may need to dispatch.
390
00:22:55,862 --> 00:22:57,780
Oh, I hope it
doesn't come to that.
391
00:22:57,864 --> 00:22:59,648
Just a sad, old,
pissed‐off spirit
392
00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:01,234
that can't move on.
393
00:23:02,268 --> 00:23:04,103
I know the feeling.
394
00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:09,675
I'm afraid he's
gonna hurt somebody.
395
00:23:10,276 --> 00:23:12,728
Like a kid in
one of those houses.
396
00:23:12,812 --> 00:23:13,996
Not on purpose,
but he's...
397
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,949
At the risk of invoking
an unpleasant memory,
398
00:23:17,683 --> 00:23:20,068
I would remind you
of the Travis house.
399
00:23:23,689 --> 00:23:25,224
Point taken.
400
00:23:26,859 --> 00:23:28,744
Perhaps Phil and
I should come along?
401
00:23:28,828 --> 00:23:30,312
Susan may need help
on the coast.
402
00:23:30,396 --> 00:23:33,666
I'm going to need you
to stand by here.
403
00:23:35,735 --> 00:23:38,725
Unless you run into
something unprecedented
404
00:23:41,207 --> 00:23:42,842
this should do the trick.
405
00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:48,197
I'm told that our client
requested that you...
406
00:23:48,281 --> 00:23:49,731
quote...
407
00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:52,241
send it back
to hell, unquote.
408
00:23:53,352 --> 00:23:56,171
This should allow you to
instantly render the entity
409
00:23:56,255 --> 00:23:58,163
to irreparable particles.
410
00:23:58,257 --> 00:23:59,575
Death
411
00:23:59,659 --> 00:24:01,227
beyond death.
412
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,095
If the moment comes,
413
00:24:04,397 --> 00:24:06,132
don't hesitate.
414
00:24:26,986 --> 00:24:29,226
You set him on fire?
415
00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:30,606
No!
416
00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:32,105
Just the draperies.
417
00:24:32,832 --> 00:24:34,444
And the waste basket.
418
00:24:35,862 --> 00:24:37,655
I melted his printer.
419
00:24:38,130 --> 00:24:40,132
Ooh! I don't believe you.
420
00:24:40,425 --> 00:24:42,126
Who knows about this?
421
00:24:42,735 --> 00:24:44,286
Luke.
422
00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:45,788
My mom.
423
00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:51,026
The guys at a certain Del Taco
that is no longer standing.
424
00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:53,762
I still don't believe you.
425
00:24:53,846 --> 00:24:54,696
Ouch.
426
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:56,632
That Livingston guy.
427
00:24:56,716 --> 00:24:58,066
God, he sounds
like the worst.
428
00:24:58,150 --> 00:25:00,819
Ugh! I know, right?
429
00:25:01,888 --> 00:25:03,639
But, at the time,
430
00:25:03,723 --> 00:25:06,875
I still thought
that Bob Livingston
431
00:25:06,959 --> 00:25:09,561
was my soul mate.
432
00:25:11,764 --> 00:25:14,917
Sorry. What, you don't believe
in soul mates, either?
433
00:25:15,001 --> 00:25:17,286
- Come on!
- Soul mates are...
434
00:25:17,370 --> 00:25:19,621
purely mythical beasts.
435
00:25:19,705 --> 00:25:21,290
Like Bigfoot.
436
00:25:21,374 --> 00:25:23,530
Or Tom Cruise.
437
00:25:24,877 --> 00:25:26,795
You just haven't
found him yet.
438
00:25:26,879 --> 00:25:28,414
Have you?
439
00:25:30,883 --> 00:25:32,418
Mm.
440
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,022
Kyle Sommer.
441
00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:41,828
His family moved to town my
sophomore year of high school.
442
00:25:43,396 --> 00:25:47,389
God, I was a completely
different person with him.
443
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,475
I was happier.
I was wittier.
444
00:25:51,737 --> 00:25:53,689
I wore pastels.
445
00:25:53,773 --> 00:25:54,690
Once.
446
00:25:54,774 --> 00:25:55,791
See?
447
00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:57,710
That's a soul mate.
448
00:26:00,379 --> 00:26:02,631
I graduated
from high school,
449
00:26:02,716 --> 00:26:05,524
I went away to college
and Kyle didn't.
450
00:26:09,355 --> 00:26:12,334
Only found out later
that he'd hurt his back
451
00:26:12,419 --> 00:26:14,154
working construction.
452
00:26:15,728 --> 00:26:20,631
So, he started taking oxy
to handle the pain.
453
00:26:20,967 --> 00:26:25,421
And my Kyle was never a
go‐halfway kind of person.
454
00:26:27,773 --> 00:26:31,612
He started taking more
and then he started dealing
455
00:26:31,697 --> 00:26:33,533
to pay for his habit.
456
00:26:36,983 --> 00:26:38,718
Salesman of the month.
457
00:26:39,986 --> 00:26:41,721
That was my Kyle.
458
00:26:47,727 --> 00:26:49,011
Um,
459
00:26:49,344 --> 00:26:51,146
he was dead by summer.
460
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:56,035
They buried him in his
letterman's jacket.
461
00:26:58,971 --> 00:27:01,974
The same one I'd worn
all through senior year.
462
00:27:04,977 --> 00:27:06,361
Mm.
463
00:27:06,445 --> 00:27:09,124
So, if he was
my soul mate,
464
00:27:09,224 --> 00:27:11,780
I guess I'm pretty much
out of the game.
465
00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,391
To Kyle.
466
00:27:19,892 --> 00:27:22,911
And all the other guys
who don't deserve us.
467
00:27:28,968 --> 00:27:31,218
Mm.
468
00:27:31,303 --> 00:27:33,655
I am going to go
sleep in the car.
469
00:27:33,814 --> 00:27:34,971
You coming?
470
00:27:35,056 --> 00:27:36,759
I am going
to stay here.
471
00:27:37,001 --> 00:27:38,927
There could be some
pheranormal...
472
00:27:39,088 --> 00:27:40,823
Phermanomal...
473
00:27:42,715 --> 00:27:43,895
There could be
some spookies
474
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:44,933
I need to observe.
475
00:27:45,017 --> 00:27:46,635
Mm‐hm.
476
00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:32,299
Mm.
477
00:28:39,139 --> 00:28:40,323
Shit!
478
00:28:48,048 --> 00:28:49,910
No! No!
479
00:28:52,152 --> 00:28:54,191
No! No!
480
00:29:28,021 --> 00:29:30,988
I heard Zooey's car horn
and then...
481
00:29:31,598 --> 00:29:33,116
they were gone.
482
00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:36,696
They walked away?
Or, like, disappeared?
483
00:29:37,130 --> 00:29:39,699
They were there and then
484
00:29:40,022 --> 00:29:41,390
they weren't.
485
00:29:42,169 --> 00:29:43,703
They looked mad.
486
00:29:45,172 --> 00:29:46,673
Pissed off sailors.
487
00:29:47,374 --> 00:29:49,109
I wonder why.
488
00:29:50,043 --> 00:29:54,730
I coughed up about ten gallons
of water last night, so
489
00:29:55,415 --> 00:29:57,633
I'm a little
out of sorts myself.
490
00:29:57,819 --> 00:30:00,155
Did you save any of it?
491
00:30:00,874 --> 00:30:02,242
Hm.
492
00:30:03,256 --> 00:30:05,141
Okay.
493
00:30:05,225 --> 00:30:08,010
Okay, I'll head to the
village historical society.
494
00:30:08,094 --> 00:30:11,364
There's got to be something they
left out of the history books.
495
00:30:16,797 --> 00:30:18,808
She looks so peaceful.
496
00:30:19,372 --> 00:30:21,057
Almost like she's dead.
497
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:23,886
Hm. You wish.
498
00:30:28,148 --> 00:30:29,565
Come on, Greg.
499
00:30:29,649 --> 00:30:31,567
He's a sad old guy
with a broken heart.
500
00:30:31,651 --> 00:30:32,935
What are we?
A non‐profit?
501
00:30:33,019 --> 00:30:34,421
Blow him away!
502
00:30:35,388 --> 00:30:37,140
I thought you didn't
believe in these things.
503
00:30:37,224 --> 00:30:38,608
Who cares what
I believe in.
504
00:30:38,692 --> 00:30:41,010
I've got a CEO with
a wife who believes.
505
00:30:41,094 --> 00:30:43,146
I've got homeowners
who've just had trees fall
506
00:30:43,230 --> 00:30:45,581
in their front yards and
their own personal earthquakes.
507
00:30:45,665 --> 00:30:48,317
I've got lawyers using words
like criminal liability
508
00:30:48,401 --> 00:30:50,219
and class action.
509
00:30:50,303 --> 00:30:54,007
Luke, double your fee
and an ongoing retainer
510
00:30:54,174 --> 00:30:56,009
if you off him now.
511
00:30:56,443 --> 00:30:58,178
Be smart.
512
00:31:06,892 --> 00:31:07,875
Hello.
513
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,978
Hey, August.
514
00:31:09,308 --> 00:31:12,392
Who was that architect
you used to go skydiving with?
515
00:32:18,816 --> 00:32:21,235
Come on, come on, come on.
Pick up. Pick up.
516
00:32:21,343 --> 00:32:22,382
A lighthouse?
517
00:32:22,467 --> 00:32:24,919
Th‐the only lighthouse
is miles up the coast.
518
00:32:25,004 --> 00:32:26,388
No! This is
the old lighthouse.
519
00:32:26,472 --> 00:32:28,323
They tore it down in 1887!
520
00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:30,592
But it was right there!
Right where you're standing!
521
00:32:30,676 --> 00:32:31,652
Freaky.
522
00:32:31,753 --> 00:32:34,229
So, it's this foggy day in
1811 and the lighthouse keeper
523
00:32:34,313 --> 00:32:35,995
decides to go into town
to see his wife.
524
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,532
He must have fallen asleep,
I guess,
525
00:32:37,616 --> 00:32:39,368
because he wakes up with her
in the middle of the night
526
00:32:39,452 --> 00:32:42,120
and realizes, "Oh, god!
It's pitch black".
527
00:32:42,205 --> 00:32:44,473
So, he's‐he's racing his horse
to the lighthouse
528
00:32:44,557 --> 00:32:45,872
because he's gotta
light the lamp.
529
00:32:45,956 --> 00:32:48,343
It's dark as the grave,
you understand.
530
00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:50,178
I mean, there isn't even
the moon!
531
00:32:50,262 --> 00:32:53,215
And then he hears
the most awful sound.
532
00:32:53,299 --> 00:32:54,700
Brace yourselves!
533
00:32:55,968 --> 00:32:57,570
No. NO!
534
00:32:58,337 --> 00:33:00,255
A ship comes in too close.
535
00:33:00,339 --> 00:33:02,858
They can't see, right?
No lighthouse.
536
00:33:02,942 --> 00:33:04,493
No moon.
537
00:33:04,577 --> 00:33:06,328
So it crashes on the rocks.
538
00:33:06,412 --> 00:33:07,529
Nearly a hundred souls lost.
539
00:33:07,613 --> 00:33:09,364
- Oh, God.
- Yeah.
540
00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:11,333
People living in the house
after all of these years
541
00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:13,902
must have triggered,
like, something.
542
00:33:13,986 --> 00:33:15,470
Started it all over again.
543
00:33:15,554 --> 00:33:16,938
The sailors are coming!
544
00:33:17,022 --> 00:33:19,408
They want revenge
on the tardy horseman,
545
00:33:19,492 --> 00:33:21,243
but they will settle for you!
546
00:33:21,327 --> 00:33:22,544
Oh, perfect.
547
00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:23,879
And there's nothing we can do?
548
00:33:23,963 --> 00:33:25,480
Yeah! You can
get out of there!
549
00:33:25,564 --> 00:33:26,882
So, if the vengeful sailors
550
00:33:26,966 --> 00:33:28,917
don't fill our lungs with
seawater and kill us,
551
00:33:29,001 --> 00:33:31,453
the influencers will unleash
their Twitter mob.
552
00:33:31,537 --> 00:33:33,572
Kind of a coin toss.
553
00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:37,259
We're staying.
554
00:33:37,343 --> 00:33:39,361
You're staying?
Oh, my god. Okay, um...
555
00:33:39,445 --> 00:33:41,263
Okay, okay, okay.
This is what I need you to do:
556
00:33:41,347 --> 00:33:43,265
I need you to find a very big,
557
00:33:43,349 --> 00:33:45,333
very bright light
in the house! Like right now!
558
00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:46,868
The brightest thing
you can find...
559
00:33:46,952 --> 00:33:48,036
a spotlight, a sunlamp...
560
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,472
and you need to get it up
on the roof, as high as you can!
561
00:33:50,556 --> 00:33:51,540
There's really not...
562
00:33:51,624 --> 00:33:54,326
You need to look like
a lighthouse right now!
563
00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:56,845
Ohh!
564
00:34:06,948 --> 00:34:09,233
Wha...? This is the
brightest you found!?
565
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:11,526
It has a three‐colour option.
That has to count for something.
566
00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,462
We have to get it
up on the roof!
567
00:34:13,546 --> 00:34:16,365
Seriously? Susan,
the cord is way too short!
568
00:34:16,449 --> 00:34:18,551
We'll never
get it up there!
569
00:34:22,021 --> 00:34:23,872
- Wait here.
- What?
570
00:34:43,943 --> 00:34:45,578
Heave!
571
00:34:46,011 --> 00:34:47,580
Heave! Heave!
572
00:34:49,415 --> 00:34:50,749
All hands!
573
00:34:51,951 --> 00:34:53,486
Heave!
574
00:34:54,286 --> 00:34:55,621
Heave!
575
00:34:57,923 --> 00:34:59,374
Heave!
576
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:00,793
Hey! They're turning!
577
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,262
Susan, they're turning!
578
00:35:03,529 --> 00:35:05,180
Heave!
579
00:35:14,673 --> 00:35:16,475
We did it!
580
00:35:23,616 --> 00:35:25,400
Wow!
581
00:35:25,484 --> 00:35:26,986
That was...
582
00:35:28,287 --> 00:35:29,655
impressive.
583
00:35:32,024 --> 00:35:33,942
No, seriously,
we could, like,
584
00:35:34,026 --> 00:35:36,178
rent you out for
Viking funerals.
585
00:35:43,302 --> 00:35:45,187
If this were a movie,
this is where I'd bring in
586
00:35:45,271 --> 00:35:47,222
Eternal Flame
by The Bangles.
587
00:36:04,457 --> 00:36:07,242
I'm getting really tired
of looking at your face.
588
00:36:07,326 --> 00:36:10,729
I sell real estate.
I get that all the time.
589
00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:12,581
Leave me alone.
590
00:36:17,436 --> 00:36:19,438
Every time I see you,
591
00:36:19,939 --> 00:36:21,590
you're always in here.
592
00:36:21,674 --> 00:36:24,276
Never in the
rest of the house.
593
00:36:33,986 --> 00:36:35,588
This is the sunroom.
594
00:36:36,922 --> 00:36:38,591
It was her room, right?
595
00:36:43,262 --> 00:36:45,297
The room you
built for her.
596
00:36:49,969 --> 00:36:51,570
Look at this.
597
00:37:00,279 --> 00:37:01,430
Ttle coffee?
598
00:37:01,514 --> 00:37:03,315
Mm. No, thank you.
599
00:37:05,818 --> 00:37:06,568
Greg Chisholm.
600
00:37:06,652 --> 00:37:08,854
Susan Ireland.
I'm Luke's associate.
601
00:37:09,655 --> 00:37:11,423
Lucky Luke.
602
00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:16,829
So, where is he?
603
00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:19,947
Greg. Thanks for coming.
604
00:37:20,775 --> 00:37:22,492
So, did you fix
my little problem?
605
00:37:22,577 --> 00:37:23,895
Oh, I think so.
606
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:25,197
The solution is simple.
607
00:37:25,282 --> 00:37:27,255
It's not easy,
but it's simple.
608
00:37:27,339 --> 00:37:28,957
Sunroom of the Delaware
was Bernie's gift
609
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,258
to the woman he loved.
610
00:37:30,342 --> 00:37:32,594
She should burn in hell!
611
00:37:34,647 --> 00:37:37,532
But, uh, Greg, the problem is
is that this sunroom
612
00:37:37,616 --> 00:37:39,201
was part of a design
that your company
613
00:37:39,285 --> 00:37:40,969
unlawfully acquired
from Mr. Nightingale
614
00:37:41,053 --> 00:37:42,371
and exploited.
615
00:37:42,455 --> 00:37:43,939
Now, this is a
huge problem, Greg.
616
00:37:44,023 --> 00:37:46,274
But... he's dead.
617
00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,744
Copyright protection
extends 70 years
618
00:37:48,829 --> 00:37:50,200
beyond the death of the author.
619
00:37:50,285 --> 00:37:52,087
So suck it!
620
00:37:52,631 --> 00:37:55,250
Your company can owe
Mr. Nightingale's estate
621
00:37:55,335 --> 00:37:57,838
millions of dollars
in royalties and penalties.
622
00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:00,776
But I think we found a solution.
623
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,596
Phil?
624
00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:08,085
We propose a retrofit
to every Delaware standing;
625
00:38:08,170 --> 00:38:09,354
an extra room,
626
00:38:09,439 --> 00:38:12,591
the multi‐functional space
today's buyers are looking for.
627
00:38:12,675 --> 00:38:14,059
Ain't that right, Greg?
628
00:38:14,143 --> 00:38:15,627
Bottom line:
629
00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:18,297
no more places like this one
on the face of the earth.
630
00:38:18,381 --> 00:38:19,898
No more quality issues,
631
00:38:19,982 --> 00:38:21,600
except the ones
resulting from your own
632
00:38:21,684 --> 00:38:23,002
lousy workmanship.
633
00:38:23,086 --> 00:38:26,155
No more synchronized shitshows
for your homeowners.
634
00:38:26,856 --> 00:38:28,240
Now, you make these
modifications
635
00:38:28,324 --> 00:38:30,776
in the next 30 days
and we don't sue you
636
00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:32,628
into the stone age.
637
00:38:35,865 --> 00:38:37,633
Everybody wins! Heh!
638
00:38:49,779 --> 00:38:52,248
This is about
Balmoral Farms, isn't it?
639
00:38:54,650 --> 00:38:57,086
Do we have a deal or not?
640
00:38:57,820 --> 00:38:59,972
You can forget about your
double fee and your retainer
641
00:39:00,056 --> 00:39:02,808
and you will never work
for us again.
642
00:39:02,892 --> 00:39:05,711
Oh, our final invoice
is in the mail.
643
00:39:05,795 --> 00:39:07,846
But Greg?
644
00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:10,166
Before you go to sleep at night
645
00:39:11,505 --> 00:39:14,858
you might want to take
an extra look under your bed.
646
00:39:21,377 --> 00:39:22,895
Now, see, doesn't that feel...?
647
00:39:45,001 --> 00:39:46,785
I'm glad you didn't
molecularly deconstruct
648
00:39:46,869 --> 00:39:49,822
a sad old man.
He moved on so easily.
649
00:39:49,906 --> 00:39:51,023
Unfinished business.
650
00:39:51,107 --> 00:39:52,925
And the influencers
paid in full.
651
00:39:53,009 --> 00:39:54,893
They're temporarily happy.
652
00:39:56,779 --> 00:39:58,030
Would have been nice to
get some of those
653
00:39:58,114 --> 00:39:59,849
sweet Somerset commissions.
654
00:40:00,683 --> 00:40:03,886
Principle isn't a principle
until it costs you something.
655
00:40:05,822 --> 00:40:07,873
Plus, this guy once told me,
656
00:40:07,957 --> 00:40:09,692
"They always come back."
657
00:40:09,959 --> 00:40:11,543
Wise man.
658
00:40:11,627 --> 00:40:13,096
He has his moments.
659
00:40:14,764 --> 00:40:15,881
Luke,
660
00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:18,167
what the hell happened
at Balmoral Farms?
661
00:40:18,701 --> 00:40:20,903
Remind me to
tell you sometime.
662
00:40:40,957 --> 00:40:42,074
Hey!
663
00:40:42,158 --> 00:40:44,877
Not on time,
but less late.
664
00:40:44,961 --> 00:40:46,045
Baby steps.
665
00:40:46,129 --> 00:40:47,613
Look...
666
00:40:47,697 --> 00:40:49,682
Luke, I know what this is.
667
00:40:49,766 --> 00:40:50,883
A meal out in public,
668
00:40:50,967 --> 00:40:53,035
gear down,
let's stay friends.
669
00:40:54,154 --> 00:40:55,263
What'd I miss?
670
00:40:55,348 --> 00:40:56,443
Everything.
671
00:40:56,528 --> 00:40:58,467
My intentions,
my explanation.
672
00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:00,592
It's just...
673
00:41:00,676 --> 00:41:03,629
I knew I should have put
together some Keynote slides.
674
00:41:03,713 --> 00:41:04,963
Are you hungry?
675
00:41:05,249 --> 00:41:07,085
Not in the least.
676
00:41:07,850 --> 00:41:09,185
Let's just walk.
677
00:41:09,952 --> 00:41:11,270
Can we just walk?
678
00:41:20,801 --> 00:41:25,326
So, you don't want
to come to my house anymore.
679
00:41:26,702 --> 00:41:28,971
How do you feel about that?
680
00:41:29,672 --> 00:41:31,881
It's just too much.
681
00:41:32,875 --> 00:41:34,893
I don't want to see you
in the same place where she is.
682
00:41:34,977 --> 00:41:36,795
- It's too weird.
- Yeah.
683
00:41:36,879 --> 00:41:38,648
Yeah.
684
00:41:39,015 --> 00:41:40,783
Yeah, it is.
685
00:41:43,086 --> 00:41:46,622
I realize that living
in the past is toxic.
686
00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:51,894
I spend my days trying
to help lost souls move on.
687
00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:55,731
Maybe I should take
my own advice.
688
00:42:00,903 --> 00:42:04,289
I guess we'll have to
go to your place then.
689
00:42:04,373 --> 00:42:07,810
Which, I believe,
is on the left.
690
00:42:13,783 --> 00:42:15,852
You want to come up?
691
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:19,404
Do you want me to?
692
00:42:20,690 --> 00:42:22,693
So much it's scary.
692
00:42:23,305 --> 00:43:23,180
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