1 00:00:04,196 --> 00:00:05,946 I'm not letting you Neanderthals in to rape my company. 2 00:00:06,029 --> 00:00:06,863 Daddy's boy. 3 00:00:07,238 --> 00:00:09,405 How can we salvage this? Do we need to sweeten the offer? 4 00:00:13,321 --> 00:00:15,196 Everybody, this is cousin Craig. 5 00:00:15,405 --> 00:00:17,530 -It's Greg. -I'll-- I'll answer to both. 6 00:00:17,613 --> 00:00:18,697 I changed my mind. 7 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:21,029 I'm staying on as head of the company. 8 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,196 You fucked me. 9 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,904 LOGAN ROY: On the family trust, 10 00:00:23,988 --> 00:00:26,780 I'm gonna add Marcy to myself and you four. 11 00:00:26,863 --> 00:00:28,780 I'm gonna have to talk to my lawyers. 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,488 What're you thinking, son? She's very smart. 13 00:00:31,572 --> 00:00:32,988 -Family first. -ROMAN ROY: Um, sure. 14 00:00:33,071 --> 00:00:34,196 But I want to run the damn show. 15 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,321 And until it opens up, chief operating officer. 16 00:00:36,697 --> 00:00:38,613 We stick to the plan, I takeover. 17 00:00:38,697 --> 00:00:40,321 -And you two, under me... 18 00:00:40,405 --> 00:00:41,238 Can we think about it? 19 00:00:41,822 --> 00:00:43,238 -KENDALL ROY: Yeah, of course. -I thought about it. Fuck you! 20 00:00:43,904 --> 00:00:45,655 KENDALL: Sorry the other offer fell through. 21 00:00:45,738 --> 00:00:46,613 But we fattened the goose nice-- 22 00:00:46,863 --> 00:00:48,863 I'm gonna eat you all. One by fucking one. 23 00:00:49,405 --> 00:00:50,446 LOGAN: What do you say, kids? 24 00:00:50,697 --> 00:00:52,405 Our position is, this doesn't quite work for us. 25 00:00:53,822 --> 00:00:55,738 Dad?! 26 00:00:56,988 --> 00:00:59,363 SHIV ROY: Kendall. Dad is in the hospital. 27 00:01:12,154 --> 00:01:14,280 Rava. Hey. 28 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:15,697 Uh, my dad's-- 29 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:18,071 My dad's in the hospital. 30 00:01:18,154 --> 00:01:20,154 Yeah, he had, I don't know, 31 00:01:20,238 --> 00:01:22,238 I don't know what. 32 00:01:22,321 --> 00:01:25,071 But, uh... 33 00:01:25,154 --> 00:01:27,738 yeah, I don't know if he's gonna be OK. 34 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:30,321 It's-- Yeah. 35 00:01:30,405 --> 00:01:34,697 So... I don't know. I'm here with Jess. 36 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:36,029 We're just trying to get there-- 37 00:01:37,613 --> 00:01:39,196 Can we just find a way around the traffic, man? 38 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,863 Just-- Just-- Just figure it out. Please! 39 00:01:51,405 --> 00:01:53,446 Where's the ICU? 40 00:01:58,321 --> 00:02:02,029 Man: ...blood pressure... 41 00:02:10,488 --> 00:02:12,321 Man: ...tests... 42 00:02:16,238 --> 00:02:19,572 What's the situation? Can somebody-- 43 00:02:19,655 --> 00:02:20,488 Excuse me. 44 00:02:20,572 --> 00:02:22,405 They're working on him. 45 00:02:22,488 --> 00:02:23,904 What is this part of the hospital? 46 00:02:23,988 --> 00:02:25,738 I mean, is this the best section? 47 00:02:25,822 --> 00:02:27,321 Excuse me? Doctor, 48 00:02:27,405 --> 00:02:29,697 is this the best part of the hospital? 49 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:32,029 Sorry. You know, we just-- we need to know. 50 00:02:32,113 --> 00:02:34,988 The ICU is the ICU. This is the best place for him. 51 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:36,655 Is this where you would take your father? 52 00:02:36,738 --> 00:02:39,321 I'm sorry. Can the team have some space 53 00:02:39,405 --> 00:02:40,946 Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you worry about the medicine, 54 00:02:41,029 --> 00:02:42,613 not the fucking feng shui? 55 00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:44,238 Connor: Let's let the gentleman do his job. 56 00:02:44,321 --> 00:02:45,405 Thank you. 57 00:02:45,488 --> 00:02:47,405 - Let's do this for Dad. - Thank you. 58 00:02:47,488 --> 00:02:48,697 Shiv: Sorry. 59 00:04:26,071 --> 00:04:28,446 Do they know who we are? 60 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:30,196 - I don't know. 61 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,029 - I don't know. 62 00:04:33,613 --> 00:04:35,405 No. There's like a million people to call. 63 00:04:35,488 --> 00:04:37,738 She's probably just make it about herself, anyway. 64 00:04:37,822 --> 00:04:40,321 Come on. Your mom's a maniac, she's not a monster. 65 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,321 Folks, we need you to wait through there, please. 66 00:04:42,405 --> 00:04:43,655 Hi. I'm sorry. 67 00:04:43,738 --> 00:04:45,029 We're getting mixed messages here. 68 00:04:45,113 --> 00:04:46,238 We have no clue what's going on. 69 00:04:46,321 --> 00:04:47,446 We will be with you 70 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:48,780 as soon as we have an assessment. 71 00:04:48,863 --> 00:04:50,780 OK, well, that's not good enough. 72 00:04:50,863 --> 00:04:52,904 We need to know what's happening. Now. 73 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,446 The socio-economic health of multiple continents 74 00:04:55,530 --> 00:04:57,863 is dependent on his well-being. 75 00:04:57,946 --> 00:05:01,488 The socio-economic health of multiple continents? 76 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,280 Kendall. Everyone. 77 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:05,530 We have an area we can go to. 78 00:05:05,613 --> 00:05:07,071 They'll keep us posted. 79 00:05:11,988 --> 00:05:15,488 Kendall: So, look, take me through what happened exactly. 80 00:05:15,572 --> 00:05:17,738 Uh, I don't know, exactly. 81 00:05:17,822 --> 00:05:20,363 It was weird. Um, it happened fast, 82 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:22,321 - we were just sitting there-- - Shiv: We were just talking. 83 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,572 We were talking, Shiv kind of started 84 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:26,488 - hard-balling Dad a little bit. - I wasn't hard-balling him. 85 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:29,655 A brain hemorrhage doesn't come from some chit-chat, asshole. 86 00:05:29,738 --> 00:05:32,738 So it's definitely a brain hemorrhage? Is that what they said? 87 00:05:32,822 --> 00:05:34,446 Somebody said that, right? 88 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:36,154 I-- 89 00:05:36,238 --> 00:05:38,572 - The ambulance-- - A stroke is a hemorrhage. 90 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:39,572 - Yes. 91 00:05:39,655 --> 00:05:40,697 Did someone say "hemorrhage," 92 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:42,113 or is it just us who said it? 93 00:05:42,196 --> 00:05:43,196 It could be an aneurism. 94 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,863 Why aren't we chasing this? 95 00:05:44,946 --> 00:05:46,405 I'll chase. 96 00:05:46,488 --> 00:05:49,154 Connor: Hey, uh, is there any-- 97 00:05:49,238 --> 00:05:51,697 Did Dad ever talk to any of you guys about cryogenics? 98 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:55,946 You're insane. Look, I don't want 99 00:05:56,029 --> 00:05:57,738 to be given the runaround 100 00:05:57,822 --> 00:06:00,780 by Doctor-fucking-SUNY Purchase Medical School here. 101 00:06:00,863 --> 00:06:03,154 We need to know who the top players are, OK? 102 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,613 Who's the top dog in this hospital? 103 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,196 Have you talked to Dad's neurologist? 104 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,946 Kendall, stop acting like the king of the hospital. 105 00:06:09,029 --> 00:06:12,363 We're all trying to do our best, so just fuck off. 106 00:06:12,446 --> 00:06:13,655 I'm on it. OK? 107 00:06:13,738 --> 00:06:16,113 According to this, it sounds like a stroke, 108 00:06:16,196 --> 00:06:18,822 but it could be an acute subdural hematoma. 109 00:06:18,904 --> 00:06:21,321 Great. Get in there and operate, Doctor Google. 110 00:06:21,405 --> 00:06:23,071 Connor: He once talked to me about cryogenics. 111 00:06:23,154 --> 00:06:24,946 What? Wouldn't that just be typical? 112 00:06:25,029 --> 00:06:26,238 All the other billionaires 113 00:06:26,321 --> 00:06:27,488 are strolling around in new bodies, 114 00:06:27,572 --> 00:06:28,697 but not Dad, because we were 115 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:30,488 too embarrassed to actually discuss it. 116 00:06:30,572 --> 00:06:31,738 Kendall: He didn't talk to you about cryogenics. 117 00:06:31,822 --> 00:06:33,530 You talked to him about cryogenics 118 00:06:33,613 --> 00:06:35,613 because you're obsessed with cryogenics. 119 00:06:35,697 --> 00:06:37,863 - I'm not really, Kendall. - And what he didn't tell you, 120 00:06:37,946 --> 00:06:39,280 and what I'm telling you now, 121 00:06:39,363 --> 00:06:40,613 is that you are an idiot. 122 00:06:40,697 --> 00:06:42,446 Sticks and stones, Kenny. 123 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:43,863 Yeah, I know. 124 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,029 And on his birthday, too? It's so shitty. 125 00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:47,488 Marianne: So what's happening now? 126 00:06:47,572 --> 00:06:49,530 Are you staying at the hospital? 127 00:06:49,613 --> 00:06:50,780 I guess. 128 00:06:50,863 --> 00:06:52,321 I mean, I think I've got a job, 129 00:06:52,405 --> 00:06:53,488 but I don't know. 130 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:54,946 Logan said I did, 131 00:06:55,029 --> 00:06:56,530 but Marcia was the only one to hear it, 132 00:06:56,613 --> 00:06:59,613 so... and then he tragically, 133 00:06:59,697 --> 00:07:01,655 you know, like, whatever. 134 00:07:01,738 --> 00:07:03,863 Well, what sort of job? Is it a good job? 135 00:07:03,946 --> 00:07:05,196 I don't know. Like, 136 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,697 could be anything. 137 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,822 And I have, like, 20 bucks left. 138 00:07:09,904 --> 00:07:11,530 The world is so fucked up. 139 00:07:11,613 --> 00:07:14,697 I am not sending you any more money, Greg. 140 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:15,738 Step up. 141 00:07:15,822 --> 00:07:17,321 I'm not asking you to send me-- 142 00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:18,363 Look, 143 00:07:18,446 --> 00:07:20,863 just make sure about the job. 144 00:07:20,946 --> 00:07:22,863 - Yeah, I know. 145 00:07:22,946 --> 00:07:25,363 Hey, do you have cash? 146 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:26,904 Oh. 147 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:30,238 Yeah. Uh... 148 00:07:30,321 --> 00:07:31,904 no, just my last twenty. 149 00:07:31,988 --> 00:07:33,029 That's fine. Thanks. 150 00:07:33,113 --> 00:07:34,363 Um... 151 00:07:37,071 --> 00:07:40,321 I just got mugged by Shiv. 152 00:07:40,405 --> 00:07:44,196 Man on Video: Born in humble circumstances in Dundee, Scotland, 153 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,904 shortly before the outbreak of the Second World War, 154 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:49,071 Logan Roy grew up in poverty, 155 00:07:49,154 --> 00:07:50,904 but died one of the richest 156 00:07:50,988 --> 00:07:52,446 and most powerful men in America. 157 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:55,280 His widowed mother took the decision... 158 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:56,904 Kendall: It's an ATN obituary. 159 00:07:56,988 --> 00:08:00,154 They want us to OK it in case they have to run it. 160 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:02,196 Is it nice? 161 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:06,488 I mean, it's made by his own news division. 162 00:08:06,572 --> 00:08:08,572 Doesn't say he was a prick. 163 00:08:10,488 --> 00:08:11,822 You want to watch it? 164 00:08:11,904 --> 00:08:13,321 No. 165 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:16,530 I would really love to see you. 166 00:08:16,613 --> 00:08:19,822 Yes, it's appropriate. It could hardly be more appropriate. 167 00:08:19,904 --> 00:08:20,863 OK? 168 00:08:20,946 --> 00:08:23,530 Yeah, OK. OK, good. 169 00:08:24,988 --> 00:08:27,280 There's nothing in here about our mom. 170 00:08:27,363 --> 00:08:29,446 Or Connor's. They need to be included. 171 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,446 Yeah. 172 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:35,613 PJ says Aziz Kahn at Mayo Clinic is the best there is. 173 00:08:35,697 --> 00:08:37,946 Sarah says Ann Wieman at NYU. 174 00:08:38,029 --> 00:08:40,613 Ann Wieman? Is that-- That's not who I have. 175 00:08:40,697 --> 00:08:42,363 Well, it's the name I have. 176 00:08:42,446 --> 00:08:44,196 Can you tell Sarah to give her a call? 177 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,988 - Sure. - Hey, Rome. 178 00:08:46,071 --> 00:08:48,780 - Shiv: No, I've got-- 179 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,530 Now I'm strapped. Was there any change at all? 180 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,154 - Connor: Hey, you guys. 181 00:08:52,238 --> 00:08:53,946 Could I have the change? 182 00:08:54,029 --> 00:08:57,071 What is this? People are sending shit already? 183 00:08:57,154 --> 00:08:59,071 It's from Lawrence Yee at Vaulter. 184 00:09:00,613 --> 00:09:01,946 Call him and tell him 185 00:09:02,029 --> 00:09:03,488 that is not fucking appreciated. 186 00:09:03,572 --> 00:09:05,488 Mm-hmm. 187 00:09:05,572 --> 00:09:08,196 - Kendall, I'm so sorry. - Thank you, Gerri. 188 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,363 Can you give me five? 189 00:09:09,446 --> 00:09:10,946 We need to talk. 190 00:09:11,029 --> 00:09:13,071 Over here, OK? 191 00:09:21,196 --> 00:09:23,530 Obviously the nominating committee, the board, 192 00:09:23,613 --> 00:09:27,321 has a plan in the event of Logan's incapacitation. 193 00:09:27,405 --> 00:09:29,196 Sorry, do I need to hear this right now? 194 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,196 You do. 195 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,071 In the event that we, uh, 196 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,738 continue on our trajectory 197 00:09:33,822 --> 00:09:36,196 of his current consciousness, 198 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,363 we're gonna need to announce a plan 199 00:09:38,446 --> 00:09:40,780 by around 6:30, before the markets open, 200 00:09:40,863 --> 00:09:44,154 in order to avoid a lot of funky chowder. 201 00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:45,780 Did you say funky chowder? 202 00:09:45,863 --> 00:09:47,071 We've set up down here. 203 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,780 Kendall: What have you set up? 204 00:09:48,863 --> 00:09:50,697 Gerri: You're gonna want a place to just be, 205 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:52,363 and chill, you know? 206 00:09:52,446 --> 00:09:54,572 We talked to some of the trustees of the hospital, 207 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:56,363 so everybody knows who's who. 208 00:09:56,446 --> 00:09:59,530 Yeah. It's not a war room yet, but, um... 209 00:09:59,613 --> 00:10:01,613 But if we need one, it's available. 210 00:10:08,904 --> 00:10:10,863 Kendall: Jesus. 211 00:10:10,946 --> 00:10:13,446 Uh, so there's a bathroom through there-- 212 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,029 - Hi, Karolina-- - Hi. 213 00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:16,113 Thank you, guys. 214 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:17,822 So I have Dewi and Asha 215 00:10:17,904 --> 00:10:20,154 from the nominating committee on the line. 216 00:10:20,238 --> 00:10:22,655 Kendall's here, and you're on speaker, guys. 217 00:10:22,738 --> 00:10:24,238 Dewi: So sorry to hear about the news. 218 00:10:24,321 --> 00:10:25,822 Asha: Likewise. 219 00:10:25,904 --> 00:10:30,113 As you know, our standing plan in the event of Logan's... 220 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:34,280 absence, is to separate his CEO and Chairman roles. 221 00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:36,154 Dewi: You'll become acting CEO, 222 00:10:36,238 --> 00:10:38,863 Frank stays on as COO. 223 00:10:38,946 --> 00:10:41,488 We'll need to act fast. Stabilize the stock price. 224 00:10:41,572 --> 00:10:42,572 Dewi 225 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:45,405 I'm sorry... 226 00:10:45,488 --> 00:10:47,405 my dad is my focus right now, OK? 227 00:10:47,488 --> 00:10:49,863 Of course, it's just that there's a problem 228 00:10:49,946 --> 00:10:51,280 in terms of the optics 229 00:10:51,363 --> 00:10:54,530 if what happened earlier today between you two gets out. 230 00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:59,280 I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 231 00:10:59,363 --> 00:11:01,321 Sure. Well... 232 00:11:01,405 --> 00:11:03,738 Dewi: And then there's the problem with Frank. 233 00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:06,446 - Eva: Logan fired him 234 00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:08,154 and promoted Roman. 235 00:11:08,238 --> 00:11:10,280 Roman? 236 00:11:10,363 --> 00:11:11,697 Jesus. 237 00:11:15,697 --> 00:11:17,697 Look, I'm sorry, I-- 238 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:20,613 I can't get into this right now, guys. 239 00:11:20,697 --> 00:11:21,822 Karl: No, of course. 240 00:11:21,904 --> 00:11:23,697 You are in no fit state. 241 00:11:32,904 --> 00:11:35,363 But here's my take, OK? 242 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,405 My dad got sick today, right? 243 00:11:42,029 --> 00:11:44,113 I don't know, I mean, nobody knows 244 00:11:44,196 --> 00:11:46,405 when he started acting out of character, 245 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:50,613 but, like, he didn't seem great from the morning on, 246 00:11:50,697 --> 00:11:53,697 and there's no paper on any of the moves made today. 247 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,697 - Uh... 248 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,780 nothing meaningful. 249 00:11:56,863 --> 00:11:57,738 Yeah, it was words. 250 00:11:57,822 --> 00:11:58,946 Words are just, what? 251 00:11:59,029 --> 00:11:59,863 Nothing. 252 00:11:59,946 --> 00:12:01,530 Complicated air flow. 253 00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:07,029 So, I mean, if I was saying what actually happened today, 254 00:12:07,113 --> 00:12:08,904 it would be nothing. 255 00:12:10,071 --> 00:12:11,572 Gerri: Well, that certainly 256 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,613 makes things simpler from our point of view. 257 00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:15,655 Do you think you can get the family behind it? 258 00:12:15,738 --> 00:12:17,613 Yes. 259 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:19,196 And Frank? 260 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,321 Sure. 261 00:12:29,488 --> 00:12:31,780 Dude, can't we just talk here? 262 00:12:31,863 --> 00:12:33,863 You know Connor's invited Willa down? 263 00:12:33,946 --> 00:12:35,488 Ugh. What! 264 00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,113 What's the deal with their deal? 265 00:12:37,196 --> 00:12:41,071 Unlike me, he has no sense of boundaries. 266 00:12:41,154 --> 00:12:42,363 What the fuck? 267 00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:43,988 It's stale, but it's empty, I think. 268 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,196 No, I, um, just wanted to-- 269 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:53,029 I've been thinking that maybe this might be 270 00:12:53,113 --> 00:12:55,530 really tough on Marcia. 271 00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:57,113 Yeah, you're thinkin' that? 272 00:12:57,196 --> 00:13:00,572 What, will she put all her inheritance into gold or oil? 273 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,405 No, I just-- No, I-- 274 00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:05,530 Look, I know that, like, the trust only comes into play 275 00:13:05,613 --> 00:13:07,238 if certain things happen... 276 00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:09,697 Ahem. Yeah, he's dead, or brain dead. 277 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:12,113 Yeah, but I was thinkin', like... 278 00:13:12,196 --> 00:13:14,822 wouldn't it be nice for Dad to wake up 279 00:13:14,904 --> 00:13:16,780 and for all of us to have signed, 280 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,196 like he wanted? 281 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,780 You know, like a nice gesture? 282 00:13:19,863 --> 00:13:21,029 And if he doesn't wake up, 283 00:13:21,113 --> 00:13:23,488 we've basically signed over to Marcia 284 00:13:23,572 --> 00:13:26,697 the power to choose the new Dad. 285 00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:30,613 So... OK. So, for the record, 286 00:13:30,697 --> 00:13:34,530 you are declining to sign on the change of trust? 287 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,071 - Yeah. 288 00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:37,697 What the fuck is this, McCarthyism? 289 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,655 I'm not declining, I'm just not-- 290 00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:41,863 I'm not "clining." What the f-- 291 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,904 OK. No. OK, just, you know, 292 00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:47,363 that just seems very shitty under the circumstances. 293 00:13:47,446 --> 00:13:48,697 What circumstances? 294 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:51,363 Well, you did make her husband's brain explode. 295 00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:52,613 - Fuck you, man! - Ow! 296 00:13:52,697 --> 00:13:54,280 - Ohh! - Wait-- 297 00:13:54,363 --> 00:13:56,113 - Stop it! - You shit! 298 00:13:56,196 --> 00:13:58,154 What, are you fuckin' insane? 299 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,738 ( both shouting, indistinct ) 300 00:14:01,822 --> 00:14:04,196 - Roman: No! No! 301 00:14:08,196 --> 00:14:09,363 He-- 302 00:14:09,446 --> 00:14:10,780 He doesn't deserve this. 303 00:14:10,863 --> 00:14:13,904 It's just so unfair. 304 00:14:13,988 --> 00:14:16,363 He's a great... man. 305 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,988 He, like, let me come to his birthday lunch. 306 00:14:27,071 --> 00:14:29,238 And he offered me a job. 307 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,113 Right? 308 00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:34,655 He doesn't deserve this. 309 00:14:34,738 --> 00:14:38,822 And... so, if there's anything that I can do, 310 00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:40,572 let me know. 311 00:14:43,363 --> 00:14:46,154 Actually, there is something. 312 00:14:46,238 --> 00:14:47,988 - OK. - Can you go to the apartment 313 00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:51,113 and get his bed things and slippers? 314 00:14:51,196 --> 00:14:53,113 The ones with the dark checks. 315 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,655 You don't mind? 316 00:14:54,738 --> 00:14:57,822 No, no. I'd be... 317 00:14:57,904 --> 00:15:01,363 respectfully, uh, somberly willing. 318 00:15:01,446 --> 00:15:02,863 Marcia: Thank you. 319 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,572 - Please. 320 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,405 OK. All right. 321 00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:13,196 Marcia, we get can get Colin or the driver to go and get his things. 322 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,988 I don't need this fly buzzing in my face. 323 00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:19,780 Slippers, slippers, slippers, slippers, slippers. 324 00:15:19,863 --> 00:15:21,613 Yeah, don't fuck it up. 325 00:15:26,405 --> 00:15:30,154 Fuckin' long legs. Greg! Hey, I need a favor from you. 326 00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:31,530 What's up? 327 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,780 Dad had some papers he wanted us to sign, 328 00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:35,572 and they're in some envelopes, 329 00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:37,738 just pick 'em up at the house, and bring 'em. 330 00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:40,196 - Yeah. 331 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,488 They're in the house somewhere. In envelopes-- They're just in the house! 332 00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:45,238 - OK. I was imagining-- 333 00:15:45,321 --> 00:15:46,780 Oh, you're fucking tall. This is hurting my goddamn neck. 334 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,572 I have to go. OK? Just find the papers, 335 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,071 and bring 'em back. 336 00:15:50,154 --> 00:15:51,446 Papers, and-- and-- they're gonna be just-- 337 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,904 I am so done with this conversation. 338 00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:56,321 - All right. Yeah. 339 00:15:59,071 --> 00:16:00,363 Doctor: Better not fuck this one up. 340 00:16:00,446 --> 00:16:02,196 I don't want Logan Roy's newspapers 341 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,321 goin' through my trash cans. 342 00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:07,113 ( machinery whirring, clanking ) 343 00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:24,572 - Oh, my God! We've killed-- - Logan. 344 00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:26,071 - We're bastards! 345 00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:27,071 Shiv: Turn that off. 346 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,572 Roman, no. Turn it off. 347 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,446 - We've killed-- - Logan. 348 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,780 - We're-- 349 00:16:33,863 --> 00:16:35,280 What are they saying? 350 00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:37,613 Just rumors, you know. 351 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,530 He was taken to the hospital, 352 00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:41,113 some of Twitter says he's dead, 353 00:16:41,196 --> 00:16:43,280 and also a good deal of, um, 354 00:16:43,363 --> 00:16:47,780 of rejoicing at our father's potential demise. 355 00:16:47,863 --> 00:16:50,196 Can we find out who these fuckers are 356 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,904 and, like... report them? 357 00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:54,863 Or just, like, screen grab their shit. 358 00:16:54,946 --> 00:16:57,988 - OK. Yeah? 359 00:16:58,071 --> 00:17:00,238 Connor: So, I don't know where Kendall is, but... 360 00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:03,488 Hi. Really sorry, you guys. 361 00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:04,904 Thanks, Willa. 362 00:17:04,988 --> 00:17:06,196 Why don't we sit over here. 363 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,363 Oh, there's Ken. 364 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,488 It's gross. 365 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,697 Roman: Hey. 366 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,488 News is out. 367 00:17:15,572 --> 00:17:17,238 OK, right. Well... 368 00:17:19,697 --> 00:17:21,904 So, um, listen. 369 00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:26,738 I don't even want to think about this, 370 00:17:26,822 --> 00:17:29,280 but I just spoke to the nominating committee, 371 00:17:29,363 --> 00:17:31,988 and, uh... 372 00:17:32,071 --> 00:17:34,488 the thing is that the plan 373 00:17:34,572 --> 00:17:36,988 is to announce that I take over from Dad. 374 00:17:37,071 --> 00:17:39,196 - Well, no. 375 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,530 - I mean, 376 00:17:40,613 --> 00:17:42,488 we're waiting for the results of the scan. 377 00:17:42,572 --> 00:17:43,697 It's a pointless conversation. 378 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:46,113 OK, well, let's talk about it. 379 00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:47,988 I can't talk about it. I'm upset. 380 00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:49,530 Hey! I'm upset too. 381 00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,321 Oh, not too upset to go and fucking plot 382 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,904 - with the suits. 383 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,697 I could hardly hear them for the blood rushing in my ears. 384 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:56,904 Isn't there a plan anyways? Like-- 385 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,363 Yes, there's a plan. 386 00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:00,196 That's what I'm fucking telling you. 387 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,572 The plan is that Frank and I will take over-- 388 00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:05,488 - Frank was fired. So.. - Shiv: Yeah. 389 00:18:07,405 --> 00:18:10,405 OK. Well, I mean, let's d-discuss 390 00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:12,071 and just see where we are, right? 391 00:18:12,154 --> 00:18:13,904 I'm not doing this. 392 00:18:13,988 --> 00:18:18,113 If Dad dies, I don't want to be talking about this shit when he dies. 393 00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:19,613 He won't die. 394 00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:27,488 Greg: Yeah, this is great. Thank you. 395 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,071 Greg: Hey, man. 396 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,113 Sorry, I'm-- I'm really sorry, 397 00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:37,738 but I don't have any money for the cab. 398 00:18:37,822 --> 00:18:39,530 I'm sorry, sir, do I know you? 399 00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:42,071 Yeah, I-I was here a little earlier. 400 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,446 I got assaulted a little in there. 401 00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,904 So can you pay for the cab, please? 402 00:18:45,988 --> 00:18:47,488 She was supposed to call, 403 00:18:47,572 --> 00:18:50,029 but maybe she didn't because there's an emergency, 404 00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:51,280 uh, happening. 405 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,904 Sir, I'm sorry, 406 00:18:52,988 --> 00:18:54,405 I don't know who you are. 407 00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:55,822 Um-- 408 00:18:57,822 --> 00:18:58,946 sss-- 409 00:18:59,029 --> 00:19:01,822 OK, so he's not gonna lend me the money. 410 00:19:01,904 --> 00:19:04,738 So, I don't know, um... 411 00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:07,904 You know, he-- Pretty much, he owes you your money. 412 00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:09,488 He owes me the 413 00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:11,822 You better give me the money, dude. 414 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,863 You guys need to work this out for yourselves, 415 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,446 because basically one of you guys 416 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:21,613 hasn't got $14, OK? 417 00:19:25,988 --> 00:19:27,904 Doorman: Yes, ma'am. 418 00:19:27,988 --> 00:19:29,321 Hello, Mrs. Roy? 419 00:20:01,113 --> 00:20:02,988 Knock knock. 420 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,822 Oh. 421 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,530 Thank you. 422 00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:27,238 I'm so sorry. 423 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,738 It's so weird. 424 00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:35,488 I actually like hospitals. 425 00:20:35,572 --> 00:20:39,071 Lots of people don't. But they're safe. 426 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,196 The weird thing for me 427 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,113 is that I was, well, 428 00:20:45,196 --> 00:20:48,363 I'd been intending to talk to Logan, 429 00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:52,029 you know, and make a... make a proposal, 430 00:20:52,113 --> 00:20:55,071 a very decent proposal, to Shiv. 431 00:20:59,071 --> 00:21:02,029 Actually been meaning to ask for his blessing for a while, 432 00:21:02,113 --> 00:21:05,822 but, uh... now it's very difficult. 433 00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:08,697 You need to find the right time 434 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,071 for these conversations. 435 00:21:10,154 --> 00:21:11,321 Right. 436 00:21:12,946 --> 00:21:15,113 The weird thing I'm thinkin' now is, 437 00:21:15,196 --> 00:21:18,113 do you think Logan would still like to be asked? 438 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,113 You know? I mean, I know he can't reply, 439 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:24,863 but would he appreciate the gesture 440 00:21:24,946 --> 00:21:27,196 if he was told about it later? 441 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,572 Or even in the case... 442 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:33,405 in the case of the worst... case, 443 00:21:33,488 --> 00:21:36,154 would it have been nice to have asked his body? 444 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,363 Woman on Video: Rumors continue to circulate about the health of... 445 00:21:41,446 --> 00:21:43,113 Hey, hey. They're ready. 446 00:21:43,196 --> 00:21:45,196 They have the results. 447 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,863 OK. Fuck. 448 00:21:48,113 --> 00:21:49,196 You OK? 449 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,822 Yeah. Yeah. He'll be fine. 450 00:21:50,904 --> 00:21:52,863 He's probably in there eating a fucking chicken bucket 451 00:21:52,946 --> 00:21:54,780 and yelling at someone. 452 00:21:54,863 --> 00:21:56,405 He's had a hemorrhagic stroke, 453 00:21:56,488 --> 00:21:58,238 a bleed in the deep right hemisphere 454 00:21:58,321 --> 00:21:59,863 that put pressure on the thalamus and the brain stem, 455 00:21:59,946 --> 00:22:01,738 and that's what caused a loss of consciousness. 456 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,238 So, what, do you operate? 457 00:22:04,321 --> 00:22:07,946 We don't do that with deep bleeds, especially in older patients. 458 00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:10,363 - He's not an older patient. - Dude, he just turned 80. 459 00:22:10,446 --> 00:22:13,822 But physically, he's, like, still in his 70s, and he's in great shape. 460 00:22:13,904 --> 00:22:15,446 The evidence is that operating 461 00:22:15,530 --> 00:22:17,572 in situations like these isn't worthwhile. 462 00:22:17,655 --> 00:22:20,780 So, then, what do you do? 463 00:22:20,863 --> 00:22:22,321 You can't do nothing. 464 00:22:22,405 --> 00:22:24,280 We will carry out regular observations, 465 00:22:24,363 --> 00:22:26,613 and hopefully we'll see some improvement soon. 466 00:22:26,697 --> 00:22:30,113 That's not good enough. Right, Dr. Judith? That's-- 467 00:22:30,196 --> 00:22:31,446 It's an excellent department. 468 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:34,154 Well, thank you for your input, 469 00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:36,071 but you'll understand if we check out our options. 470 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,863 My assistant's been in touch with Ann Wieman at NYU, 471 00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:40,697 and we might move Dad there. 472 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:43,488 No. He stays here. 473 00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,655 He gets better here. 474 00:22:45,738 --> 00:22:48,321 Well, we can discuss. 475 00:22:48,405 --> 00:22:49,988 We'll discuss and get back to you. 476 00:22:50,071 --> 00:22:52,196 No. No discussion. 477 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,988 I am his next of kin. I am his proxy. 478 00:22:56,071 --> 00:22:58,446 I am in charge. Thank you. 479 00:23:03,988 --> 00:23:05,655 Good. Well... 480 00:23:05,738 --> 00:23:07,655 we'll move Logan to a suite in Greenberg. 481 00:23:07,738 --> 00:23:09,822 I'll show you the way. 482 00:23:09,904 --> 00:23:12,321 I'm sure you have some questions. 483 00:23:12,405 --> 00:23:14,363 Feel free to ask me on the way up. 484 00:23:21,863 --> 00:23:24,113 - I'm sorry, Ken. - Thanks for coming over. 485 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,530 OK, so look. 486 00:23:27,613 --> 00:23:29,488 We don't know what's going on. 487 00:23:29,572 --> 00:23:32,029 He could be fine; he could not. 488 00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:34,530 Either way, he's not gonna be back tomorrow, 489 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:36,196 so, long story short, 490 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,363 will you carry on as COO, step up on the board-- 491 00:23:39,446 --> 00:23:41,113 - Become acting chairman. - Yes. 492 00:23:41,196 --> 00:23:42,572 - No. 493 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,363 He fired me, Ken. 494 00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:47,113 He-- I-- 495 00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:50,863 Look, I don't know if he even knew what he was saying... 496 00:23:50,946 --> 00:23:52,363 if his brain was working. 497 00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:54,363 His brain was working fine. 498 00:23:54,446 --> 00:23:56,572 Well, whatever else, there's no proof, legally, 499 00:23:56,655 --> 00:23:58,863 - that yesterday even happened. - That's not the problem. 500 00:23:58,946 --> 00:24:01,280 - I don't want to be chairman. 501 00:24:01,363 --> 00:24:05,238 I am just an attendant lord, here to swell a scene or two. 502 00:24:05,321 --> 00:24:07,280 What the fuck does that mean? 503 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,572 Come on, don't do that. 504 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:11,196 We could do great things together. 505 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,113 Mm-hmm. 506 00:24:12,196 --> 00:24:13,655 So what do you need, Frank? 507 00:24:13,738 --> 00:24:17,613 A jazillion dollars in unmarked Bitcoin. 508 00:24:17,697 --> 00:24:19,405 I don't have a price, Ken. 509 00:24:19,488 --> 00:24:21,405 - Frank, I don't understand. - Ju-- We'll talk. 510 00:24:21,488 --> 00:24:24,321 There's a lot of mess to be cleaned up, Kendall, 511 00:24:24,405 --> 00:24:25,946 but you can do it, son. 512 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,904 You can. 513 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:30,154 And there's nothing I can say to change your mind? 514 00:24:30,238 --> 00:24:33,154 I'm sorry about your father. 515 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:36,238 And good luck, Kenny. 516 00:24:36,321 --> 00:24:37,321 Yeah? 517 00:25:04,988 --> 00:25:07,530 I told Greg to bring the change of trust. 518 00:25:07,613 --> 00:25:08,863 - And when he does, 519 00:25:08,946 --> 00:25:10,363 I think we should sign it. 520 00:25:10,446 --> 00:25:13,780 I-- I'm not doing anything without my lawyer present. 521 00:25:13,863 --> 00:25:16,946 OK. Well, I'm going to sign it, I'm getting Connor to sign it. 522 00:25:17,029 --> 00:25:20,029 It's gonna make you look pretty fucking heartless when you don't. 523 00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:24,029 Don't give me a fuckin' scary look. 524 00:25:24,113 --> 00:25:26,572 You hit me, I will fuck you up. 525 00:25:27,822 --> 00:25:28,988 Ahh, fuck. 526 00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:30,071 Yeah. 527 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,196 God, you're so annoying. 528 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,572 Shut up. 529 00:26:01,321 --> 00:26:02,738 - Shiv: Greg. 530 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:05,697 Hey. Did you find those contracts Roman asked for? 531 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:09,280 Uh, I... Yes, I got 'em. 532 00:26:09,363 --> 00:26:11,655 Oh, I think you have the wrong ones. 533 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:12,780 Uh, OK. 534 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,738 Um... right. 535 00:26:14,822 --> 00:26:17,530 What, uh, what shall I do? 536 00:26:17,613 --> 00:26:20,363 Look, there's a lot of confusion. 537 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:23,280 'Cause if you have any doubt, maybe you can't find them, 538 00:26:23,363 --> 00:26:24,572 and that might be simplest. 539 00:26:24,655 --> 00:26:25,780 But if I do, 540 00:26:25,863 --> 00:26:26,988 'cause I-- 541 00:26:27,071 --> 00:26:28,863 I think I have the right ones here. 542 00:26:28,946 --> 00:26:30,738 Don't bring them in. 543 00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:32,196 Did he change his mind? 544 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,196 No. I'm just telling you: 545 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,780 Don't bring them in. 546 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,655 OK. OK. S-- 547 00:26:38,738 --> 00:26:40,863 All right, I get-- I get it. 548 00:26:40,946 --> 00:26:43,280 So, who's the-- 549 00:26:43,363 --> 00:26:45,405 Like, what's the chain of command here? 550 00:26:45,488 --> 00:26:47,154 Are you the more senior sibling? 551 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:48,196 Greg, 552 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,655 it's simple. 553 00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:52,113 This is a favor I'd like you to do for me, 554 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,029 and I'd like you to be discreet. 555 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,655 You stay for a while, you can't find them, 556 00:26:56,738 --> 00:26:58,572 you come back. OK? 557 00:26:58,655 --> 00:27:00,988 - OK. - Thank you. 558 00:27:24,238 --> 00:27:25,154 This is better. 559 00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:39,613 Um... 560 00:27:39,697 --> 00:27:42,780 look, so, I know you don't want to talk about this, 561 00:27:42,863 --> 00:27:46,154 I'm just informing you, Roman as a board member 562 00:27:46,238 --> 00:27:47,738 and Shiv as a shareholder, 563 00:27:47,822 --> 00:27:51,029 I'll be taking temporary charge as CEO and Chairman. 564 00:27:51,113 --> 00:27:53,405 Frank is not interested in the position at present. 565 00:27:53,488 --> 00:27:55,655 No. I'm sorry, but even if we were talking about this, 566 00:27:55,738 --> 00:27:59,280 which we are not, it wouldn't necessarily be you. 567 00:27:59,363 --> 00:28:01,655 Kendall: I'm sorry, then who the fuck would it be? 568 00:28:01,738 --> 00:28:03,321 Roman: I don't know. Anyone. 569 00:28:03,405 --> 00:28:04,946 It could be me. 570 00:28:06,363 --> 00:28:07,988 Are you insane? 571 00:28:08,071 --> 00:28:10,572 - Dad made me COO. - I don't think so, dude. 572 00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,738 Dad wasn't thinking straight. 573 00:28:12,822 --> 00:28:14,655 I think he was. 574 00:28:14,738 --> 00:28:17,488 You? The chief operating officer? 575 00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,655 - Yup. - I mean, if that wasn't a sign 576 00:28:19,738 --> 00:28:22,488 he was loco in the coco, I don't know what is. 577 00:28:22,572 --> 00:28:24,446 Well, I don't see it that way. 578 00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:27,488 Come on. It was a negotiating position, Rome. 579 00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:29,071 He was fuckin' playing you 580 00:28:29,154 --> 00:28:31,655 to get you to sign the change of trust. 581 00:28:31,738 --> 00:28:33,738 Do you even know what it fucking involves? 582 00:28:33,822 --> 00:28:35,822 I mean, he conked out mid-game. 583 00:28:35,904 --> 00:28:37,530 Are you calling me a dipshit? 584 00:28:37,613 --> 00:28:39,946 No. I love you, man, but you're not a serious person. 585 00:28:40,029 --> 00:28:43,071 All right, fuck you. He's alive, you're not the fuckin' boss. 586 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,988 All right! Come on. Let's not throw shit around. 587 00:28:46,071 --> 00:28:49,154 We're in the middle, so let's just sit tight. No sudden moves. 588 00:28:49,238 --> 00:28:51,363 We need to move. The markets are gonna 589 00:28:51,446 --> 00:28:52,863 want to know who's behind the wheel. 590 00:28:52,946 --> 00:28:54,530 We need to control the narrative. 591 00:28:54,613 --> 00:28:56,946 "Control the narrative." You probably yell that when you cum. 592 00:28:57,029 --> 00:28:59,363 "Oh! Control the narrative! Oh! Control it-- 593 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,530 Control the narrative! Uhh..." 594 00:29:01,613 --> 00:29:03,363 Kendall: Fuck you. We're in a hospital. 595 00:29:03,446 --> 00:29:04,405 Everyone knows. 596 00:29:04,488 --> 00:29:06,446 We have to say something. 597 00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:08,613 No. Actually, we don't. 'Cause no one knows how serious it is. 598 00:29:08,697 --> 00:29:10,196 So we don't have to say anything. 599 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,655 Actually, we do. The SEC. 600 00:29:11,738 --> 00:29:13,530 There are rules, there are laws... 601 00:29:13,613 --> 00:29:17,530 Oh, no. The law? Well, we can't break the law. 602 00:29:17,613 --> 00:29:19,071 Hey, Karolina? 603 00:29:19,154 --> 00:29:21,904 Has a CEO ever been out of action 604 00:29:21,988 --> 00:29:24,113 and people haven't been told? 605 00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:28,196 Um, not that I can think of. There was Apple, but that-- 606 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:32,530 Right, but if we... wanted to drag our feet on this, 607 00:29:32,613 --> 00:29:34,238 until we figure the moves... 608 00:29:34,321 --> 00:29:36,196 Well, once we do know, 609 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,863 there's a duty to shareholders to let people-- 610 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,238 Yeah, but I don't-- I don't know what we know. 611 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,363 I mean, this could be an allergic reaction. 612 00:29:43,446 --> 00:29:44,946 - It could be the flu. - Oh, come on. 613 00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:47,071 Look at the fuckin' orchids. This is out there. 614 00:29:47,154 --> 00:29:50,655 It's like we're being held hostage in the Honolulu airport. 615 00:29:52,446 --> 00:29:56,280 But if we wanted to say something, you know, other than... 616 00:29:56,363 --> 00:29:58,029 Kendall: It's called a lie, Shiv. 617 00:29:58,113 --> 00:30:01,613 When you say the thing that's not, that's a lie. 618 00:30:03,613 --> 00:30:05,780 We'll need to make a holding statement. 619 00:30:05,863 --> 00:30:08,446 Of course, I'm open to your suggestions 620 00:30:08,530 --> 00:30:10,405 on how to... finesse it. 621 00:30:10,488 --> 00:30:14,029 Perfect. We'll make a decision and get back to you shortly. 622 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:15,363 OK. 623 00:30:32,863 --> 00:30:35,071 TV Newscaster: Logan Roy, CEO and chairman 624 00:30:35,154 --> 00:30:37,280 - of Waystar corporation... 625 00:30:37,363 --> 00:30:39,738 Well, I don't know. What did she say? 626 00:30:39,822 --> 00:30:42,029 Roman said bring in the papers, 627 00:30:42,113 --> 00:30:44,196 Shiv said don't bring in the papers. 628 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,780 Well, I guess you need to decide 629 00:30:45,863 --> 00:30:47,113 which one of them is more important? 630 00:30:47,196 --> 00:30:50,280 I guess Roman's... in the company, 631 00:30:50,363 --> 00:30:53,488 but Shiv seems like, I don't know, more bossy? 632 00:30:53,572 --> 00:30:57,154 All right. Well, can you just take some of the papers? 633 00:30:57,238 --> 00:30:59,572 Plus, I don't know about these slippers. 634 00:30:59,655 --> 00:31:02,446 Like, they're all plaid. 635 00:31:02,530 --> 00:31:04,196 Does "checked" mean plaid? 636 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,904 'Cause then there's gingham, there's tartan-- 637 00:31:06,988 --> 00:31:10,154 It's like a crisscross fuckin' minefield. 638 00:31:10,238 --> 00:31:11,697 Oh, fuck the slippers, Greg. 639 00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:13,238 You have to strategize. 640 00:31:13,321 --> 00:31:15,655 I'm trying to strategize, Mom, with you! 641 00:31:15,738 --> 00:31:17,363 But you won't strategize. 642 00:31:33,154 --> 00:31:34,780 Hey. What's up, Kendall? 643 00:31:34,863 --> 00:31:36,613 You mix me up with your sponsor? 644 00:31:36,697 --> 00:31:39,530 Listen, I'm just calling to issue a reminder. 645 00:31:39,613 --> 00:31:43,113 Your pecker's in my pocket, OK, 646 00:31:43,196 --> 00:31:45,280 Dickless Dickleby? 647 00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:46,946 You do what I say. 648 00:31:47,029 --> 00:31:49,071 Let others say what they want, but we stay dark. 649 00:31:49,154 --> 00:31:52,280 You get me? No reporting on what went down yesterday, 650 00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:53,530 the turmoil. 651 00:31:53,613 --> 00:31:55,196 Well, I can do whatever I want, 652 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,863 because Vaulter and our satellite sites 653 00:31:56,946 --> 00:31:58,988 have editorial independence... 654 00:31:59,071 --> 00:32:01,196 as set out in that piece of paper you signed. 655 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,029 You know what that piece of paper is to me? 656 00:32:04,113 --> 00:32:05,904 Nothing. OK? 657 00:32:05,988 --> 00:32:09,071 I'd jerk off on that paper and send it to you as a greeting card. 658 00:32:09,154 --> 00:32:11,613 Simon says: "Mum's the word," 659 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,280 motherfucker. 660 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:31,863 Hey. Sorry to bother you so late. 661 00:32:31,946 --> 00:32:34,238 Hey, let's put something together 662 00:32:34,321 --> 00:32:36,405 about the Roy family shitshow. 663 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:39,113 Shiv: So, and I don't want to get into this, 664 00:32:39,196 --> 00:32:41,363 but maybe we should just 665 00:32:41,446 --> 00:32:43,446 cut off the whole Kendall CEO thing 666 00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:46,238 so that it doesn't get painful. 667 00:32:46,321 --> 00:32:49,029 Well, I mean, I'm not looking for it, 668 00:32:49,113 --> 00:32:51,154 but I guess I'm already COO, 669 00:32:51,238 --> 00:32:52,780 so one more step... 670 00:32:52,863 --> 00:32:54,738 It's not gonna be you. 671 00:32:54,822 --> 00:32:57,488 - Come on. 672 00:32:57,572 --> 00:33:00,071 - I don't know what that means. - Yes, you do. 673 00:33:00,154 --> 00:33:02,280 Well, it doesn't matter who does it. 674 00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:04,738 It's just temporary, so anyone will do. 675 00:33:04,822 --> 00:33:06,904 Yeah, sure. Anyone. 676 00:33:06,988 --> 00:33:08,405 - Tom. 677 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:11,071 - OK, fine. 678 00:33:13,196 --> 00:33:14,655 Karl. 679 00:33:14,738 --> 00:33:16,154 Bleahh. 680 00:33:16,238 --> 00:33:19,280 Roman: Prick. Eva? 681 00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:20,655 - Cunt. - OK. 682 00:33:20,738 --> 00:33:21,946 So, who? 683 00:33:22,029 --> 00:33:24,154 Someone Dad trusts. 684 00:33:24,238 --> 00:33:26,071 But Dad doesn't trust anyone, except Frank, 685 00:33:26,154 --> 00:33:28,530 and he fired Frank for shits and giggles. 686 00:33:30,238 --> 00:33:31,780 - Uhh... 687 00:33:31,863 --> 00:33:33,863 I don't love Gerri. 688 00:33:33,946 --> 00:33:36,154 But I don't hate Gerri. 689 00:33:36,238 --> 00:33:37,946 So, Gerri. 690 00:33:38,029 --> 00:33:39,697 I'll talk to her. 691 00:33:44,488 --> 00:33:46,446 So, Gerri. 692 00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:47,904 How ya doin'? 693 00:33:47,988 --> 00:33:50,280 Oh, I'm fine. 694 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:53,154 This is where they brought Baird, so it's a little... 695 00:33:53,238 --> 00:33:54,196 Baird? 696 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,863 Yeah, Baird. My husband. 697 00:33:56,946 --> 00:33:58,988 Shiv's godfather? 698 00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:02,613 Oh, does he, um-- with the tortoise? 699 00:34:02,697 --> 00:34:03,697 Yeah. 700 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,488 Fuck yeah, of course. 701 00:34:05,572 --> 00:34:08,321 - He's dead. 702 00:34:08,405 --> 00:34:11,780 I know. I know. I remember... you-- 703 00:34:15,196 --> 00:34:17,613 So, uh, Gerri, uh, 704 00:34:17,697 --> 00:34:22,988 just wanted to say thanks for captaining us through this shitstorm. 705 00:34:23,071 --> 00:34:26,697 Um, you do a good job, 706 00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:28,488 Gerri, you, uh, 707 00:34:28,572 --> 00:34:33,446 you're, um, you're a real good job-doer. 708 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:36,488 I suck at the whole corporate flirt thing. 709 00:34:36,572 --> 00:34:37,780 You know, I just-- 710 00:34:37,863 --> 00:34:40,697 I like to lube up and fuck, you know? 711 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:42,488 OK. - OK. 712 00:34:42,572 --> 00:34:46,280 So, um... for me and Shiv, 713 00:34:46,363 --> 00:34:50,321 the whole Kendall thing doesn't work. 714 00:34:50,405 --> 00:34:53,863 So we were thinkin'-- general counsel-- 715 00:34:53,946 --> 00:34:55,863 you know where the bodies are buried. 716 00:34:55,946 --> 00:34:58,071 You probably buried 'em yourself. 717 00:34:58,154 --> 00:34:59,946 So... 718 00:35:00,029 --> 00:35:02,029 you would have the family's support 719 00:35:02,113 --> 00:35:03,946 to step in and take the reins. 720 00:35:05,488 --> 00:35:07,196 That's a very generous offer, 721 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,071 but I'm going to have to decline. 722 00:35:10,154 --> 00:35:11,697 Um... 723 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:14,572 OK. Can, uh, can I ask why? 724 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:18,405 Why I don't want the job that makes your brain explode? 725 00:35:18,488 --> 00:35:21,863 OK, but, um, uh... 726 00:35:21,946 --> 00:35:23,904 G-Gerri, excuse me, 727 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:25,780 but I-- I've always thought of you-- 728 00:35:25,863 --> 00:35:28,238 and I mean this in the best possible way-- 729 00:35:28,321 --> 00:35:31,488 as a stone-cold killer bitch. 730 00:35:31,572 --> 00:35:34,655 Who says you don't know how to flirt? 731 00:35:58,154 --> 00:35:59,321 OK. 732 00:36:18,988 --> 00:36:22,280 Hey. Can I get a moment alone with you, do you think? 733 00:36:22,363 --> 00:36:24,697 - I... 734 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,613 I'm so sorry about your father. 735 00:36:26,697 --> 00:36:28,946 Thank you. Would you give us a minute? 736 00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:31,029 Yeah. 737 00:36:31,113 --> 00:36:33,029 - Connor: Thanks, Willa. - Mm-hmm. 738 00:36:34,196 --> 00:36:36,196 Tom, would you mind? 739 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,822 Oh, come on. I'm not the same as her. 740 00:36:38,904 --> 00:36:42,405 - Ken. 741 00:36:42,488 --> 00:36:45,613 Vaulter's running a story about how the company's in turmoil. 742 00:36:45,697 --> 00:36:47,363 Don't we own him? 743 00:36:47,446 --> 00:36:49,613 "Shit Show at the Fuck Factory"? 744 00:36:49,697 --> 00:36:50,988 Yeah. Uncertainty, discord. 745 00:36:51,071 --> 00:36:52,780 That is not a good story. 746 00:36:52,863 --> 00:36:55,572 "Family gets behind other member of family," 747 00:36:55,655 --> 00:36:56,738 that's a good story. 748 00:36:56,822 --> 00:36:58,280 Oh, fuck them. 749 00:36:58,363 --> 00:37:00,904 I mean, when Jobs was dying, Apple didn't say anything. 750 00:37:00,988 --> 00:37:03,238 We're in a hospital, Shiv. Everyone knows. 751 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:05,655 We can't just prop him up and wave his hand 752 00:37:05,738 --> 00:37:09,530 and say he's fine like they did in the Politburo or Weekend at fuckin' Bernie's. 753 00:37:09,613 --> 00:37:11,863 I like the sound of that, though. 754 00:37:11,946 --> 00:37:13,238 Look, 755 00:37:13,321 --> 00:37:16,321 you can't put a value on a human life, 756 00:37:16,405 --> 00:37:19,363 except in our case, you rather precisely can 757 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:22,280 because when trading opens tomorrow, we're gonna drop like a stone. 758 00:37:22,363 --> 00:37:24,613 The only question is, what's the bottom? 759 00:37:27,405 --> 00:37:29,238 I think I'm the best option. 760 00:37:31,822 --> 00:37:34,196 I just want to say that, uh, 761 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,613 if you need me to... go get sandwiches or coffee 762 00:37:37,697 --> 00:37:41,863 or step up from Regional Parks and run North America, I can, 763 00:37:41,946 --> 00:37:44,238 and I will. And that's just an offer on the table-- 764 00:37:44,321 --> 00:37:46,488 - Fuck off, Tom. - Fuck you, Kendall. 765 00:37:46,572 --> 00:37:49,196 - Don't talk to Tom like that. - It's OK. It's fine. 766 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,446 I was about to be announced. 767 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:54,697 I mean, how can I not be the logical choice? 768 00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:57,488 Because you were about to be announced, Ken, and then you weren't. 769 00:37:57,572 --> 00:38:00,613 I mean, the only thing we know for certain, like for absolute certain, 770 00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:02,988 tonight, is that Dad didn't want you running the company. 771 00:38:03,071 --> 00:38:05,697 So if there was a list of 7 billion people on this planet 772 00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:07,572 that Dad would choose to be boss, 773 00:38:07,655 --> 00:38:08,613 we know you would be last. 774 00:38:08,697 --> 00:38:10,655 Dad fired you, man. 775 00:38:10,738 --> 00:38:12,113 No, he did not fire me. 776 00:38:12,196 --> 00:38:14,071 He said it was just gonna take a little longer. 777 00:38:14,154 --> 00:38:16,071 But he said that to be nice. 778 00:38:16,154 --> 00:38:19,946 What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener 779 00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:22,988 because at least then it would be useful. 780 00:38:23,071 --> 00:38:24,238 Kendall: You're a dick. 781 00:38:24,321 --> 00:38:26,029 - That's... 782 00:38:26,113 --> 00:38:28,196 Look, the board are offering this to me. 783 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,530 I don't actually need your backing. 784 00:38:30,613 --> 00:38:32,613 You actually really, totally do. 785 00:38:32,697 --> 00:38:34,154 I think you do. 786 00:38:34,238 --> 00:38:36,904 Without it, after what Dad did to you, 787 00:38:36,988 --> 00:38:39,530 I mean, we could probably take any appointment to court. 788 00:38:39,613 --> 00:38:41,530 Jesus, Shiv, we're talking about court now? 789 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,238 Fuck you! 790 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,822 I didn't even want to talk about this, remember? 791 00:38:45,904 --> 00:38:48,572 What do you-- What do you have against me? 792 00:38:48,655 --> 00:38:51,113 - Nothing. 793 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:53,238 Oh, you want me to actually say? 794 00:38:53,321 --> 00:38:55,780 - Yes, I do. - You lack killer instinct, 795 00:38:55,863 --> 00:38:58,446 you're wet, you're green, you're intellectually insecure, 796 00:38:58,530 --> 00:38:59,780 Bullshit. 797 00:38:59,863 --> 00:39:01,363 you're not emotionally strong enough, 798 00:39:01,446 --> 00:39:03,530 - you have addiction issues. - That's enough! 799 00:39:03,613 --> 00:39:05,780 I don't think all that, I'm just trying to be Dad's voice. 800 00:39:05,863 --> 00:39:08,613 Bravo. It was an excellent impression. 801 00:39:08,697 --> 00:39:10,113 I just want to say I'm not getting involved. 802 00:39:10,196 --> 00:39:11,071 Kendall: Good. 803 00:39:11,154 --> 00:39:12,613 But Shiv's right. 804 00:39:12,697 --> 00:39:14,697 I'm not saying I would make a better CEO, 805 00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:16,029 that's unsaid-- 806 00:39:16,113 --> 00:39:17,655 It's not unsaid when you say it. 807 00:39:17,738 --> 00:39:19,697 No, I'm saying I'm not saying it, 808 00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:21,238 so, in fact, it is unsaid. 809 00:39:21,321 --> 00:39:23,946 Hey, pal, why don't you go help Willa with her homework? 810 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,697 Ouch. Asshole. 811 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,154 Listen, why don't you decide everything. 812 00:39:28,238 --> 00:39:29,988 I don't care. I just observe. 813 00:39:30,071 --> 00:39:31,822 I'm a UN white helmet. All right? 814 00:39:31,904 --> 00:39:32,863 Guys-- 815 00:39:32,946 --> 00:39:34,363 who else are you gonna get? 816 00:39:34,446 --> 00:39:36,488 I think Shiv would be great. 817 00:39:36,572 --> 00:39:37,822 That's what I think. 818 00:39:37,904 --> 00:39:39,488 Thanks, honey, 819 00:39:39,572 --> 00:39:42,154 but... no way. 820 00:39:42,238 --> 00:39:44,613 I mean, she doesn't work in the company 821 00:39:44,697 --> 00:39:46,196 and has no experience of the company 822 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,405 and the markets would freak, 823 00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:48,655 but apart from that, I agree with you. 824 00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:50,822 I mean, we have options. 825 00:39:50,904 --> 00:39:52,738 Sure. You could all ask for morphine 826 00:39:52,822 --> 00:39:56,697 so you can stay in your painless fucking fantasy world 827 00:39:56,780 --> 00:40:00,321 where the orchids dance and the company is run 828 00:40:00,405 --> 00:40:02,904 by a magical fucking unicorn! 829 00:40:08,113 --> 00:40:09,904 Fuck your options. 830 00:40:24,154 --> 00:40:25,904 Hello, this is Greg on Greg's phone. 831 00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:27,613 - Yeah, I'm just, um, 832 00:40:27,697 --> 00:40:28,988 not dawdling. 833 00:40:29,071 --> 00:40:30,154 You're still at the fucking apartment? 834 00:40:30,238 --> 00:40:31,488 You've been there forever. 835 00:40:31,572 --> 00:40:32,946 Uh, just, um-- 836 00:40:33,029 --> 00:40:35,280 I know you're picking up PJs and all that shit, 837 00:40:35,363 --> 00:40:39,196 just grab a sweater, maybe, also. My dad's, OK? 838 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,946 - It doesn't matter. 839 00:40:42,029 --> 00:40:44,738 Not something washed. Something that he's worn, maybe. 840 00:40:44,822 --> 00:40:45,863 - If you find one. - OK, yeah. 841 00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:47,738 If he's worn it, if his-- 842 00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:49,196 How am I gonna know if it's worn? 843 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,738 Just smell it. OK? 844 00:40:50,822 --> 00:40:53,029 Jesus! I just want something that smells like him, OK? 845 00:40:53,113 --> 00:40:54,405 I just want that. Is that enough for you? 846 00:40:54,488 --> 00:40:55,946 Dude, that's really nice. 847 00:40:56,029 --> 00:40:59,238 I would want that if this was my situation, too. 848 00:40:59,321 --> 00:41:01,488 So I'll sniff some stuff for you-- 849 00:41:01,572 --> 00:41:03,822 Just-- Whatever. And if you tell anyone about this, 850 00:41:03,904 --> 00:41:05,405 I will... cut your dick off. 851 00:41:05,488 --> 00:41:07,572 And don't forget those papers I told you to bring. 852 00:41:07,655 --> 00:41:08,738 And, uh, thank you. 853 00:41:08,822 --> 00:41:09,655 Fuck off. 854 00:41:10,738 --> 00:41:12,822 - Yeah. 855 00:41:32,655 --> 00:41:36,321 I... apologize if my bell summoned you. 856 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:43,613 Hey. 857 00:41:43,697 --> 00:41:44,904 Hey. 858 00:41:44,988 --> 00:41:46,780 It's, um... 859 00:41:46,863 --> 00:41:49,071 - It's like 4:00 a.m. - Yeah, I couldn't sleep. 860 00:41:49,154 --> 00:41:52,655 Put the kids to bed and thought I was missing all the fun, so... 861 00:41:52,738 --> 00:41:53,988 How are they doing? 862 00:41:54,071 --> 00:41:55,822 - Yeah. 863 00:41:55,904 --> 00:41:58,946 Um... 864 00:41:59,029 --> 00:42:00,697 they're OK. 865 00:42:05,946 --> 00:42:07,946 Maybe you could bring them by tomorrow. 866 00:42:08,029 --> 00:42:13,321 So they can say their-- you know, say their... hellos. 867 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:14,904 - Yeah. - OK. 868 00:42:17,738 --> 00:42:19,572 How are you feeling? 869 00:42:19,655 --> 00:42:21,738 Good. Yeah. 870 00:42:23,238 --> 00:42:25,655 Yeah. How am I feeling? 871 00:42:25,738 --> 00:42:28,029 Fuck. Ask me another? 872 00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:32,196 - Jesus, what a day for you. - Yeah. 873 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:36,988 The nominating committee want me to be the big boss. 874 00:42:37,071 --> 00:42:38,946 Really? 875 00:42:39,029 --> 00:42:42,405 But Shiv and Roman won't back me 876 00:42:42,488 --> 00:42:44,154 because of what Dad said at lunch. 877 00:42:44,238 --> 00:42:46,822 Jesus. 878 00:42:46,904 --> 00:42:50,196 - Yeah. - Ah, your family is so... 879 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,363 fucked. 880 00:42:51,446 --> 00:42:53,988 I'm sorry, but-- Wow. 881 00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:04,780 I'm sorry. 882 00:43:20,738 --> 00:43:22,113 Um... 883 00:43:23,530 --> 00:43:26,780 Ken, I 884 00:43:28,363 --> 00:43:31,196 What can I say? It's-- I don't know. 885 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,780 Adrenaline. 886 00:43:34,029 --> 00:43:36,572 It's just my body. 887 00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,154 Hey. 888 00:43:38,238 --> 00:43:39,863 I'm glad you're here. 889 00:43:39,946 --> 00:43:42,488 Yeah. I can tell. 890 00:43:59,238 --> 00:44:01,863 - Hey. Look. Stop. Stop. - No. I'm not in the mood. 891 00:44:01,946 --> 00:44:03,697 There's something I have to say to you. 892 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,904 - Siobhan Roy... 893 00:44:05,988 --> 00:44:07,738 Oh, my God. 894 00:44:07,822 --> 00:44:08,904 ...will you marry me? 895 00:44:08,988 --> 00:44:12,113 What... the fuck? Seriously? 896 00:44:12,196 --> 00:44:14,071 I love you. 897 00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:16,613 And I wanted to do something to make all this better. 898 00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:20,613 And I thought while your dad's still with us, wouldn't that be a nice thing? 899 00:44:20,697 --> 00:44:22,113 We can get a quick wedding. 900 00:44:22,196 --> 00:44:25,238 What is it about my dad dying in a sterile environment 901 00:44:25,321 --> 00:44:27,196 that screams big romantic gesture to you? 902 00:44:30,196 --> 00:44:32,280 Well, it's a horrible day, I thought-- 903 00:44:32,363 --> 00:44:34,238 thought it would be a nice... thing. 904 00:44:34,321 --> 00:44:35,946 Tom, you can't balance it out like that. 905 00:44:36,029 --> 00:44:40,321 I'm not gonna... give you a blow job when your dog dies. 906 00:44:40,405 --> 00:44:41,904 Right? 907 00:44:45,029 --> 00:44:46,655 Yeah. OK. 908 00:44:46,738 --> 00:44:49,530 It's fine. I misjudged it. I get it. 909 00:44:49,613 --> 00:44:52,697 No, I'm s-sorry. Honey, I'm sorry. 910 00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:55,154 I'm-- This is-- 911 00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:59,572 Let's just not have this as the moment. 912 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,154 Why don't you do this again properly another time. 913 00:45:02,238 --> 00:45:03,738 No! Exactly. This is not the moment. 914 00:45:03,822 --> 00:45:06,280 This didn't happen. Abort. Abort, abort, 915 00:45:06,363 --> 00:45:07,904 Good. OK. 916 00:45:12,904 --> 00:45:14,988 But so you know, 917 00:45:15,071 --> 00:45:16,196 uh... 918 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,321 yeah, whatever. 919 00:45:17,405 --> 00:45:18,946 Yes? - Yeah. 920 00:45:19,029 --> 00:45:20,321 When it happens, yes. 921 00:45:20,405 --> 00:45:21,655 Yes? Yes! 922 00:45:28,196 --> 00:45:29,946 - Yeah. I-- 923 00:45:32,238 --> 00:45:33,697 Yeah. 924 00:45:37,071 --> 00:45:40,321 - It's such a shitshow. 925 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,238 My family. 926 00:45:42,321 --> 00:45:43,613 Our family. 927 00:45:45,613 --> 00:45:47,405 - Our family. - Yeah. 928 00:46:03,988 --> 00:46:05,780 Hey, hey, hey. 929 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,196 So I got the slippers. 930 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,154 Thank you. 931 00:46:10,238 --> 00:46:11,655 Yeah, I finally found 'em. 932 00:46:11,738 --> 00:46:13,613 Can you put them in there, please? 933 00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:16,238 Yeah. 934 00:46:33,029 --> 00:46:35,613 So, you got the slippers. 935 00:46:35,697 --> 00:46:36,946 Uh-huh. 936 00:46:37,029 --> 00:46:38,946 I guess that makes you Prince Charming. 937 00:46:39,029 --> 00:46:40,238 I guess so. 938 00:46:40,321 --> 00:46:42,572 You saying you want to fuck Marcia? 939 00:46:42,655 --> 00:46:47,238 What?! No. Wh 940 00:46:47,321 --> 00:46:48,697 That's what you just said. 941 00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:49,904 No. It isn't. 942 00:46:49,988 --> 00:46:51,363 You said you were Prince Charming. 943 00:46:51,446 --> 00:46:53,738 - No, you just said that. - I'm kidding. 944 00:46:53,822 --> 00:46:55,029 I'm kidding. 945 00:46:55,113 --> 00:46:58,154 OK. 946 00:47:00,113 --> 00:47:02,655 Do you know that, uh-- 947 00:47:02,738 --> 00:47:04,238 Do you know that he gave me a job? 948 00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:05,488 What job? 949 00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:07,697 - I don't know. - OK. 950 00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:09,530 - No. Obviously I don't know. 951 00:47:09,613 --> 00:47:11,446 - I don't know. 952 00:47:11,530 --> 00:47:14,113 I thought you might know 'cause I thought everybody's talking 953 00:47:14,196 --> 00:47:16,113 and, like, might be talking about me? 954 00:47:16,196 --> 00:47:19,280 No, everybody was talking about you this whole time. 955 00:47:19,363 --> 00:47:22,363 Everyone was only talking about you, Cousin Greg. 956 00:47:24,530 --> 00:47:26,071 I get it. 957 00:47:26,154 --> 00:47:27,238 Ha ha. 958 00:47:27,321 --> 00:47:28,572 Hey. Hey. 959 00:47:30,071 --> 00:47:33,154 When you, uh, figure all this out, 960 00:47:33,238 --> 00:47:36,071 come in and see me. OK? 961 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,488 And, uh, and I'll look after you. 962 00:47:38,572 --> 00:47:40,988 All right? 963 00:47:41,071 --> 00:47:43,613 I'm serious. I will. 964 00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:46,363 - Sure. - Thanks, man. 965 00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:47,446 That's OK. 966 00:47:50,904 --> 00:47:52,029 All right, later. 967 00:47:52,113 --> 00:47:53,113 Take it easy, Greg. 968 00:48:07,738 --> 00:48:09,697 Yo, come here for a second. 969 00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:14,697 So, listen. 970 00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:16,488 I've been thinking... 971 00:48:16,572 --> 00:48:19,572 and this is my vision: We got for it. Me and you. 972 00:48:19,655 --> 00:48:22,321 CEO and COO. 973 00:48:22,405 --> 00:48:24,613 - Oh. - Me and my homey Romey. 974 00:48:24,697 --> 00:48:26,655 I thought I was a fuckhead. 975 00:48:26,738 --> 00:48:29,154 Uh, dipshit, and you said that. 976 00:48:29,238 --> 00:48:31,446 You said I wasn't serious. 977 00:48:31,530 --> 00:48:33,488 Sorry. It's been a long day. 978 00:48:33,572 --> 00:48:34,446 Yeah. 979 00:48:34,530 --> 00:48:37,321 But dude, seriously. 980 00:48:37,405 --> 00:48:39,029 Me and you, bro. 981 00:48:39,113 --> 00:48:40,863 Like, I could teach you. 982 00:48:40,946 --> 00:48:43,321 And you could, you know, teach me. 983 00:48:45,113 --> 00:48:46,572 And Shiv? 984 00:48:46,655 --> 00:48:48,238 I mean, you know what Shiv's like. 985 00:48:48,321 --> 00:48:51,196 Ultimately she's a daddy's girl. Right? 986 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,238 I mean, she wants to play it safe. 987 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:56,738 We're the ones with the nuts to fuckin' revolutionize. 988 00:48:58,780 --> 00:49:01,613 OK, I'm not uninterested. 989 00:49:01,697 --> 00:49:03,655 All right, then, let's fuckin' do it. 990 00:49:03,738 --> 00:49:07,238 Here's the thing. Gerri just turned down the top job. 991 00:49:07,321 --> 00:49:09,280 So does that mean something? 992 00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:11,904 Are you fuckin' with me? 993 00:49:11,988 --> 00:49:13,488 Nope. 994 00:49:13,572 --> 00:49:15,238 Who asked Gerri? 995 00:49:15,321 --> 00:49:17,904 It was broached. 996 00:49:17,988 --> 00:49:19,863 - Yeah. 997 00:49:19,946 --> 00:49:22,071 By who You broached it, didn't you? 998 00:49:22,154 --> 00:49:26,154 Don't pin the broach on me, OK? Everyone was broaching. 999 00:49:28,572 --> 00:49:30,738 Just want to make sure we trust each other. 1000 00:49:30,822 --> 00:49:32,988 Everything up front, OK? 1001 00:49:34,196 --> 00:49:35,196 All right. 1002 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,363 OK. 1003 00:49:37,446 --> 00:49:39,196 Shake on it or something? 1004 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,405 Official? 1005 00:49:40,488 --> 00:49:42,196 Oh. OK. 1006 00:49:54,863 --> 00:49:56,029 Connor: Hi. 1007 00:50:06,697 --> 00:50:07,738 Oh, come on. 1008 00:50:07,822 --> 00:50:10,363 Hey. Hey, knock it off. 1009 00:50:14,822 --> 00:50:16,196 Thank you, Willa. 1010 00:50:26,572 --> 00:50:31,280 So, listen, I've asked Roman to be acting COO... 1011 00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:34,029 - Roman: Actual COO. - ...to my acting CEO. 1012 00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:38,446 - Snake. - Sis, please, 1013 00:50:38,530 --> 00:50:41,113 I'm trying to bring everyone together here. I'm mediating. 1014 00:50:41,196 --> 00:50:43,113 - Well, I'm saying no. - Me too. 1015 00:50:43,196 --> 00:50:45,154 I thought you were a fucking white helmet. 1016 00:50:45,238 --> 00:50:48,988 Sometimes a peacekeeper has to go shoot a maniac on the perimeter, OK? 1017 00:50:49,071 --> 00:50:51,697 What the fuck? Why would you say no to this and yes to Gerri? 1018 00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:55,488 Gerri has been with the company for 20 years. Dad trusts her. 1019 00:50:55,572 --> 00:50:57,446 She's older. She's wiser. She's a mature person-- 1020 00:50:57,530 --> 00:50:58,780 such as myself. 1021 00:50:58,863 --> 00:51:01,154 Uh-huh. Well, she doesn't want it. 1022 00:51:01,238 --> 00:51:03,488 OK, so in my opinion, we should find someone else. 1023 00:51:03,572 --> 00:51:05,405 - Temporary. 1024 00:51:05,488 --> 00:51:08,363 I don't know, someone neutral. 1025 00:51:08,446 --> 00:51:11,405 Eva or... American Psycho, what-- 1026 00:51:11,488 --> 00:51:13,530 - Roman: Karl. - Connor: Karl. Yeah. 1027 00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:15,029 And what if it isn't temporary, 1028 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,904 what if he uses his position to make it permanent? 1029 00:51:16,988 --> 00:51:20,321 Because he wouldn't do that. He's nice! He brought coffee. 1030 00:51:20,405 --> 00:51:22,572 Kendall: Oh, he brought coffee. 1031 00:51:22,655 --> 00:51:25,071 Then we should definitely let him take control of the company. 1032 00:51:25,154 --> 00:51:26,822 Dude, he's not gonna take control of the company. 1033 00:51:26,904 --> 00:51:28,321 Look, it's a gamble. 1034 00:51:28,405 --> 00:51:31,238 It's either me and Roman and us as a family, 1035 00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:33,238 or it's Eva and Karl, 1036 00:51:33,321 --> 00:51:37,154 or some fuckface suit from the Deep State of the company. 1037 00:51:37,238 --> 00:51:39,029 They could take the company out of our hands, 1038 00:51:39,113 --> 00:51:40,572 and we'd never get near it again. 1039 00:51:40,655 --> 00:51:42,655 If Dad wakes up, and he's frail, 1040 00:51:42,738 --> 00:51:44,154 and he's looking at the end game, 1041 00:51:44,238 --> 00:51:45,738 you want to be the one who tells him 1042 00:51:45,822 --> 00:51:48,405 his family business isn't family 1043 00:51:48,488 --> 00:51:50,697 I mean, maybe you could get away with it-- 1044 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:52,863 - you know, his favorite. - Oh, fuck you. 1045 00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:54,530 But maybe you wouldn't stay his favorite 1046 00:51:54,613 --> 00:51:56,363 if you gave away the firm. 1047 00:51:57,946 --> 00:52:00,988 Look, we need a statement by 6:30. 1048 00:52:02,405 --> 00:52:05,280 So you just have to think-- 1049 00:52:05,363 --> 00:52:07,904 like, bullshit aside-- 1050 00:52:07,988 --> 00:52:12,488 who do you think, really, Dad would prefer? 1051 00:52:51,446 --> 00:52:53,780 What's up, fam? 1052 00:52:53,863 --> 00:52:58,238 Oh. Yeah. Um... did you get the papers? 1053 00:52:58,321 --> 00:52:59,655 - The pap-- 1054 00:52:59,738 --> 00:53:02,113 The papers in the envelope? I called you? 1055 00:53:02,196 --> 00:53:05,029 Dude-- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1056 00:53:05,113 --> 00:53:06,530 So no, basically? 1057 00:53:06,613 --> 00:53:08,113 I was thinking about your dad, 1058 00:53:08,196 --> 00:53:10,280 - I was up there-- - Hey, don't worry about it. 1059 00:53:10,363 --> 00:53:12,029 My head was just messed up. 1060 00:53:24,697 --> 00:53:28,113 OK. We're gonna have to announce. Where are we at? 1061 00:53:33,321 --> 00:53:36,321 While Dad is ill, the family proposes that Kendall run the company 1062 00:53:36,405 --> 00:53:38,321 with Roman as COO. 1063 00:53:38,405 --> 00:53:41,154 I hereby concur. 1064 00:53:41,238 --> 00:53:42,780 OK. OK, uh.. 1065 00:53:42,863 --> 00:53:44,863 I will let the committee know the family's position, 1066 00:53:44,946 --> 00:53:48,363 and pending board approval, we can announce. 1067 00:53:48,446 --> 00:53:50,321 - Congratulations, Ken. - Thanks, Gerri. 1068 00:53:50,405 --> 00:53:51,822 And Roman, congratulations. 1069 00:53:51,904 --> 00:53:53,154 Eva: This is all very exciting. 1070 00:53:53,238 --> 00:53:54,363 Karl: Difficult decision. 1071 00:53:54,446 --> 00:53:55,988 For the record, 1072 00:53:56,071 --> 00:53:58,613 I personally believe this to be a total fucking disaster. 1073 00:53:59,946 --> 00:54:01,530 OK, good. 1074 00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:04,071 Gerri: Kendall, um, listen, 1075 00:54:04,154 --> 00:54:05,363 we need to talk. 1076 00:54:05,446 --> 00:54:06,863 I'm sorry, I just need to... 1077 00:54:06,946 --> 00:54:08,988 I just need a conversation with you in private. 1078 00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:11,196 - Um... 1079 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,280 There's a few things you should know. 1080 00:54:14,363 --> 00:54:17,530 Um... ... 1081 00:54:17,613 --> 00:54:19,196 OK, there's no way to put this nicely, 1082 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,029 so forgive me for stating it baldly, 1083 00:54:22,113 --> 00:54:25,697 but, um, there's a huge debt problem. 1084 00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:28,029 What are you-- No. 1085 00:54:28,113 --> 00:54:30,280 - Yes. Three billion. - No, there's not. 1086 00:54:30,363 --> 00:54:33,196 Fuck off. I'd know. 1087 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,655 No one knows. 1088 00:54:34,738 --> 00:54:36,488 Well, me and Frank. 1089 00:54:36,572 --> 00:54:37,655 What about... Dad? 1090 00:54:37,738 --> 00:54:39,071 Yeah, your dad. 1091 00:54:39,154 --> 00:54:40,572 Hence the debt. 1092 00:54:40,655 --> 00:54:42,697 Gerri, what the fuck is going on? 1093 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:43,780 Where did the money go? 1094 00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:45,196 In 1985, 1095 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,780 Logan needed cash badly for the expansion into parks, 1096 00:54:48,863 --> 00:54:51,738 so he took out a loan through the family holding company. 1097 00:54:51,822 --> 00:54:53,738 He knew that besides Frank, 1098 00:54:53,822 --> 00:54:55,904 none of the other boards members could see what was happening. 1099 00:54:55,988 --> 00:55:01,238 And then he added that loan to the company's already considerable debt. 1100 00:55:01,321 --> 00:55:03,572 Son of a bitch. 1101 00:55:03,655 --> 00:55:04,988 OK. 1102 00:55:06,697 --> 00:55:07,946 OK. 1103 00:55:08,029 --> 00:55:09,822 We can deal. 1104 00:55:09,904 --> 00:55:12,238 Yeah, but Kendall, the thing is, 1105 00:55:12,321 --> 00:55:15,822 it's secured against Waystar's stock... 1106 00:55:15,904 --> 00:55:18,071 and when the stock hits 130, 1107 00:55:18,154 --> 00:55:20,780 they can pursue repayment in full. 1108 00:55:20,863 --> 00:55:23,113 Which, if they decided to do that, would eviscerate us. 1109 00:55:23,196 --> 00:55:25,196 Yeah, but there's no precedent for that. They'll never do that. 1110 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,697 They'll renegotiate. 1111 00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:29,446 - Well, that depends. 1112 00:55:29,530 --> 00:55:32,904 Well, you see, the banks know that the man they invested in 1113 00:55:32,988 --> 00:55:35,613 can no longer function, and as far as they're concerned, 1114 00:55:35,697 --> 00:55:38,530 you're just some kid with nice hair. 1115 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,446 You're making it quite fucking difficult 1116 00:55:41,530 --> 00:55:43,196 to savor this moment, Gerri. 1117 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,863 I'm sorry about that. 1118 00:55:47,572 --> 00:55:48,822 Don't jump. 1119 00:56:21,988 --> 00:56:24,196 Doctor: We had hoped to see a response by now, 1120 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,363 but what we do know is that he's stable. So... 1121 00:56:27,446 --> 00:56:30,405 if you want to grab some sleep, this is a good time. 1122 00:56:38,572 --> 00:56:40,488 Night, Dad. 1123 00:56:40,572 --> 00:56:42,196 See you soon. 1124 00:59:26,405 --> 00:59:27,446 KENDALL ROY: You're probably all wondering about my dad. 1125 00:59:27,530 --> 00:59:28,822 We're hoping for a full recovery. 1126 00:59:28,904 --> 00:59:31,154 This morning he put on a sock, so... 1127 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:35,113 That's right, this morning he tried to put on a sock. 1128 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,280 ♪ ♪ 1129 00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:38,988 KENDALL: No one wants to say it, 1130 00:59:39,071 --> 00:59:41,196 but Dad's a lot sicker than he's letting on. 1131 00:59:41,530 --> 00:59:44,029 ROMAN ROY: Dad! Hey! Oh. Shit! 1132 00:59:44,113 --> 00:59:46,863 When he opens his mouth, anything could come out. 1133 00:59:46,946 --> 00:59:48,613 -Drool, anti-Semitism, 1134 00:59:48,697 --> 00:59:51,113 fucking string of silk handkerchiefs tied together! 1135 00:59:52,405 --> 00:59:55,113 -I'm back. You better believe! 1136 00:59:55,530 --> 00:59:56,780 Better than ever! 1137 00:59:57,946 --> 00:59:59,572 KENDALL: We're calling a vote of no confidence. 1138 00:59:59,655 --> 01:00:01,446 Oh, right, 'cause you like playing boss? 1139 01:00:01,530 --> 01:00:03,196 That's the death pit. Take a look. 1140 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,780 I feel like I might not like it in the death pit. 1141 01:00:05,863 --> 01:00:07,029 You're family. 1142 01:00:07,946 --> 01:00:09,946 You think there's a chance he'll just do a deal? 1143 01:00:10,029 --> 01:00:12,363 Evict it so Buffalo's getting taken down! 1144 01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:13,405 Oh, fuck no. 1145 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,572 It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile. 1146 01:00:16,572 --> 01:00:19,154 LOGAN: It's rebellion. Sabotage! 1147 01:00:19,572 --> 01:00:20,488 SHIV ROY: Sleep well, dad. 1148 01:00:20,822 --> 01:00:23,238 Might be your last good one for a decade or so. 1149 01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:26,572 -You're a fucking beast. -I'm just a lovely guy. 1150 01:00:26,655 --> 01:00:27,822 ♪ ♪ 1151 01:00:28,613 --> 01:00:29,904 -SHIV: Oh, yeah, 1152 01:00:29,988 --> 01:00:31,780 this is in no way our worst Thanksgiving. 1153 01:00:31,863 --> 01:00:34,321 ♪ ♪