1 00:00:32,122 --> 00:00:34,328 Zabwino. 2 00:00:34,499 --> 00:00:37,750 Hei, ndikungoseka. Kapena ayi. 3 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,502 Msewu wa Saint James James. Ndimadana ndi mawu achidule� - 4 00:00:41,673 --> 00:00:44,080 kotero ndikunena dzina langa lomaliza. 5 00:00:44,259 --> 00:00:47,343 Tsopano inu, ine ndikuganiza mumanong'onezana: 6 00:00:47,512 --> 00:00:52,303 "Ndi zomwe zili mufilimuyi- wolemba, wolemba, wosewera" - 7 00:00:52,474 --> 00:00:56,139 "Katswiri wa geologist ndi katswiri wa zida." 8 00:00:56,311 --> 00:01:00,973 Inde, ndine ameneyo. Ngakhale zoyamba ndi zokonda. 9 00:01:01,149 --> 00:01:03,556 Zina zonse ndi moyo. 10 00:01:03,735 --> 00:01:06,771 Soseji ya nyama, Peters. 11 00:01:06,946 --> 00:01:11,987 Mu 1990 ndinatsogolera mafilimu "Pool Boy: Palibe Oteteza" - 12 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:16,489 ndi "Pool Boy II: Drown the Rage". Bingu ndi mphezi. 13 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,955 Yoyamba sinasindikizidwe. Zinanso pambuyo pake. 14 00:01:24,128 --> 00:01:27,082 Chotsatira? Ndicho chinthu china. 15 00:01:27,256 --> 00:01:32,381 Ankaonedwa ngati atsankho kwambiri, zomvetsa chisoni komanso zochititsa kuganiza - 16 00:01:32,553 --> 00:01:35,839 kuti zidaletsedwa, kupatula ku Germany. 17 00:01:38,225 --> 00:01:40,895 Chokoma. 18 00:01:41,062 --> 00:01:44,561 Pambuyo pa pempho la intaneti, chirichonse chomwe chiri - 19 00:01:44,732 --> 00:01:47,686 Ndinalandira chilolezo kuti ndipereke "The Pool Boy II: N" - 20 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:52,771 bola ndichotse ufiti ndi mabwato osayang'aniridwa. 21 00:01:52,948 --> 00:01:54,608 Zikomo, Peters. 22 00:01:54,783 --> 00:01:58,614 Kotero pali filimu yoperekedwa lero ndi kuyankhulana kwanga - 23 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,573 komanso ochita zisudzo omwe adakhalanso ndi moyo - 24 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,998 amene anachita filimu wolimba mtima uyu. 25 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,750 Sangalalani�. 26 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,672 PATAPITA KANTHAWI KANTHAWI 27 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:22,465 FINEMU YA MADZULO 28 00:02:39,658 --> 00:02:45,078 POOL BOY II MVEKA UKWIYO 29 00:04:32,847 --> 00:04:34,757 Palibe. 30 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,849 Pa, Fontaine. Mutha kufa. 31 00:04:41,022 --> 00:04:44,686 Khalani pansi, Bando. Simunamve kuti nkhondo yatha? 32 00:04:44,858 --> 00:04:47,527 Nixon adzathetsa. 33 00:04:47,694 --> 00:04:52,106 Kenako, inu kuti anthu achikuda apeze mwayi. 34 00:04:52,282 --> 00:04:54,524 Tikhoza �� kugona��. 35 00:04:54,701 --> 00:04:57,108 Ndiwe wakuda? 36 00:04:57,287 --> 00:05:01,035 Ndinangoganiza kuti mwafufutidwadi. 37 00:05:02,417 --> 00:05:04,990 Ndikuganiza misewu��, amene anatenga mtima wanga 38 00:05:05,169 --> 00:05:08,704 Mwakhala nthawi yayitali bwanji mu zoyipa izi, mwana? 39 00:05:08,881 --> 00:05:14,671 Ichi ndi china ... Ayi, lamulo langa la 48 pano. 40 00:05:14,846 --> 00:05:16,837 Mukupita kukatani kunyumba? 41 00:05:17,013 --> 00:05:21,093 Ndakhala kuno nthawi yayitali kuti sindikudziwa komwe kuli kwathu. 42 00:05:21,267 --> 00:05:25,810 Sindinamuone mkazi wanga kwa zaka 9, Kwa zaka 8 sindinasambe. 43 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,898 Ndikhoza basi kuwombera pakati pa maso opendekeka. 44 00:05:29,066 --> 00:05:30,561 Iphani ma Yankees! 45 00:05:30,734 --> 00:05:33,938 Ndikhoza kudziwa zomwe nditi ndichite. 46 00:05:34,113 --> 00:05:39,273 Ndikukhazikitsa malo oyeretsa posambira Ndimagwira ntchito padzuwa. 47 00:05:39,451 --> 00:05:43,283 Mwina ndinakwatira mkazi wapakhomo, pamene amuna ali kutali. 48 00:05:43,455 --> 00:05:46,125 Ndimavala ngati chowopseza - 49 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:49,660 pamene unakwatira mkazi wanga Ngati titsuka moto. 50 00:05:51,962 --> 00:05:54,631 Bwerani mudzayeretsenso maiwe. 51 00:05:54,798 --> 00:05:57,586 Ndinali mnyamata wa pool. 52 00:05:59,261 --> 00:06:03,009 Ndinaona imfa yambiri. - Imfa yamtunduwu ikuwonetsa! 53 00:06:03,181 --> 00:06:07,843 Nthawizo zili m'mbuyo mwathu. - Bwerani, zikhala zosangalatsa. 54 00:06:12,524 --> 00:06:16,688 Ndizabwino. Ngati izi nkhondo yotembereredwa idzatha nthawi ina - 55 00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:20,729 timatsegula maiwe osambira ku kampani yoyeretsa Losi. 56 00:06:20,907 --> 00:06:23,823 Titha kukhala ogwirizana. Sindikuziwonabe... 57 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,115 "Imatsuka." 58 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,869 Kuseka. "Tisambe", bambo. 59 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,424 Ndiye magazi. 60 00:06:49,601 --> 00:06:57,061 Ngakhale mpunga wokhotakhota zinyalala za sudoku! 61 00:07:06,949 --> 00:07:09,867 Mukundifuna? Ndife pano! 62 00:07:10,036 --> 00:07:12,907 Uyu ndine! 63 00:07:17,835 --> 00:07:19,246 Munthu yemweyo! 64 00:07:28,511 --> 00:07:30,385 Zikomo! 65 00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:34,137 Izi zinadza kwa inu. Nkhondoyo inatha. 66 00:07:35,059 --> 00:07:37,384 PRESIDENT WA USA: NKHONDO YATHA 67 00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:42,900 Helikopita idzakubwezerani ku maziko. Tikupita kunyumba. 68 00:07:47,613 --> 00:07:50,104 Wachigololo anali wolondola. 69 00:08:02,376 --> 00:08:08,664 Pepani, ndinali kujambula snorkel. Mwinamwake mukuganiza zinthu ziwiri. 70 00:08:08,841 --> 00:08:13,917 1: izi filimu yabwino kwambiri. 71 00:08:14,096 --> 00:08:18,758 2: Ndingakhale bwanji wachichepere pamene ndinapanga filimuyo zaka 20 zapitazo? 72 00:08:19,685 --> 00:08:23,896 Pangani izo zosavuta. Ndinawongolera filimu iyi ali ndi zaka 10. 73 00:08:24,064 --> 00:08:28,477 Abambo anali bwana wa studio, ndichifukwa chake ndapeza ntchito. 74 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:34,614 Zinthu zotere zimapweteka nthawi zambiri ku Hollywood. 75 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:38,826 Will Smith adapanga "The Karate Kid" kwa mwana wake kachiwiri - 76 00:08:38,994 --> 00:08:44,699 ndipo adapangitsa kuti Pat Morita afe. Anthu ambiri sadziwa zimenezo. 77 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:57,633 Winanso, ndiye mbuzi. 78 00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:03,928 Chala chonona chotere adaziphulitsa mumlengalenga. 79 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:08,429 Tinayenera kutsegula kampani yotsuka dziwe losambira! 80 00:09:11,108 --> 00:09:14,441 Mukayatsa galu wanu ndi mphaka. 81 00:09:14,611 --> 00:09:18,026 Mukuganiza kuti mukudziwa zonse. 82 00:09:18,197 --> 00:09:21,862 Ndiye gawo lalikulu la 20736 ndi chiyani? 83 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:25,035 144. - Kununkha zoyipa! 84 00:09:25,204 --> 00:09:28,573 Simungathenso kuyendetsa galimoto! 85 00:09:30,835 --> 00:09:32,661 OPIUM NDI MAHULE Aulemu 86 00:09:35,631 --> 00:09:38,252 Kokani chinsalu kutali. Kumenekonso. 87 00:09:45,389 --> 00:09:48,010 Muziyerekeza kuti sindili pano. 88 00:10:03,324 --> 00:10:05,696 Zonse mu mphika. 89 00:10:07,786 --> 00:10:11,072 Simunatero monga ndili nazo. 90 00:10:15,126 --> 00:10:16,952 Nanga bwanji tsopano? 91 00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:23,791 Wakuda waku America wamkulu? Ndikugwedeza njinga yamoto kunyumba. 92 00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:29,044 Ndabwera kudzawina ndalama, koma ndimatha. 93 00:10:31,225 --> 00:10:33,680 Kununkha zoyipa, Jong. - �l�! 94 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:36,597 Panali telegalamu. 95 00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:40,270 Uzani wotumizayo, kuti� ndili ndi zinthu zina. 96 00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:43,976 Zachokera kwa mkazi wako. Wakusowani. 97 00:10:46,781 --> 00:10:51,691 Mkazi pano. Wakusowani. Kapena mbuzi yanga. 98 00:10:54,913 --> 00:10:58,329 Inu. Ndikupita kunyumba, Patapita zaka 13. 99 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:03,838 Chifukwa chiyani zaka 13? - Ndi nthawi yayitali bwanji ndimalira. 100 00:11:04,005 --> 00:11:08,085 Ndimasuta heroin ndipo ndine wokondwa - 101 00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:11,462 mkazi hule, Ndimasewera Russian roulette - 102 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:15,717 Ndimadwala matenda opatsirana pogonana ndipo ndatsala pang'ono kufanso. 103 00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:17,968 Kenako moyo wanga umasintha - 104 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:22,556 Ndimasiya kugwiritsa ntchito heroin, Ndimalota maloto owopsa komanso thukuta. 105 00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:26,891 Pokhapo ndidzawulukira kunyumba. 106 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:43,322 LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 107 00:11:44,543 --> 00:11:47,497 Sungani ena onse, woyendetsa taxi. 108 00:12:06,521 --> 00:12:09,060 Atate, mwabwera kunyumba! - Hei, mwana. 109 00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,854 Sal... 110 00:12:16,031 --> 00:12:19,281 Ndasangalala kukuwonani. Ndinkaganiza kuti simubwerera. 111 00:12:19,451 --> 00:12:21,777 Ndalandira imelo yanu. 112 00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:24,575 Ndinatumiza zaka 13 zapitazo. 113 00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:27,119 Makalata adapita pang'onopang'ono kumeneko. 114 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,828 Ndinayesetsa kuti ndisalire. 115 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:34,414 Kodi panalibe ngakhale mafoni? Munayimba kamodzi kokha. 116 00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:38,124 Pepani, kuti ndinangoyimba kamodzi kokha. 117 00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:44,343 Alexander Graham Bell ... Chifukwa chiyani ali ndi zaka 6? 118 00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:48,929 Anayamba kale ndipo anabadwa pa tsiku lodumphadumpha. 119 00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:52,520 24 yogawidwa ndi anayi ndi... - Six, ndikuwona. 120 00:12:52,691 --> 00:12:56,605 Mijo, ndikuchitira iwe kodi rancheros? 121 00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:59,019 Ndi ndani ameneyo? 122 00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:04,403 Simuname. Mwamuna wako ndi msilikali. 123 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,031 Julio, chonde. 124 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:11,331 Karen, ndinamenya nkhondo kwa zaka 12 kuno ku gehena ya bamboo. 125 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:16,292 Ndipo umagona ndi wolima munda. - Ine sindine wolima munda, monga. 126 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,748 Ndine pool boy. Kodi simutha kuwerenga? 127 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,415 HERNANDEZ POOL SERVICE 128 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,677 Iyenera kulembedwa kuti "kukonza zolakwika". 129 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:30,638 Ndikukokerani ku turd! - Lekani! Pali mwana apa! 130 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,888 Sal, mwina ndi bwino kuti muchoke. 131 00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:38,266 H�ivy lt�, chingata. 132 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:42,767 Chingata? Kodi zimenezi sizikutanthauza mphalapala? 133 00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,903 Lekani! 134 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:50,201 Sal, siyani izo. Mwakwiya. 135 00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:54,865 Ndizabwino. Abambo abwera posachedwa, Brian. 136 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:59,085 Timamutcha kuti Julio tsopano. - Inde kumene. 137 00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:03,962 Lowani. Ndinamusamalira kamwana kake. 138 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,967 Khalani ndi mpumulo wabwino wa tsiku. 139 00:14:21,857 --> 00:14:26,768 Simumatsuka en�� maiwe lero... ese. 140 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:43,877 Bwanji gehena chikuchitika ndi chani mdziko muno? 141 00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:49,411 Zosakhulupirira. 142 00:14:51,969 --> 00:14:54,008 Uyu ndi Amereka! 143 00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:56,842 Bwererani kwa inu, Manuel! 144 00:14:57,015 --> 00:14:59,304 Zoonadi! 145 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:04,888 Maboti awa ndi kukwatiwa, Peters. 146 00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:08,100 Zithunzi zomwe mudaziwona zinali chifukwa chimodzi - 147 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:12,024 chifukwa chake filimuyo sinatulutsidwe. Ambiri anena kuti: 148 00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:16,442 "St James Street James, Los Angeles sizili choncho. " 149 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:21,029 Bwerani pafupi, tsegulani pafupi ku nkhope yanga yofufuma. 150 00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:26,162 Inde, zili choncho. Mafilimu anga ndi olimba mtima kwambiri - 151 00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:30,118 kuti� John Singleton ndi Chumbawamba basi. 152 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:35,172 Ndalandira lamulo loletsa! Amatha kuyamwa mbombo yanga. 153 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:40,253 Pamene ndimakamba za Lachinayi, lifika Lachinayi. 154 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:45,056 Munene kuti ndinawasemphana ndi mayi ake. Moni, muli bwanji? 155 00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:48,392 Msewu wa Saint James James anali mnzanga wabwino. 156 00:15:48,562 --> 00:15:52,560 Iye anali wopusa, wopusa ndi zaka khumi. 157 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:56,945 Zonsezo, zomwe ndimakonda za director. 158 00:15:57,113 --> 00:16:02,534 Ambiri a inu mwina simutero nkomwe kumbukirani kuti mudawona gawo loyamba. 159 00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:04,279 Inu simunawone. 160 00:16:04,453 --> 00:16:08,616 Inawonongedwa ndi wokwiyayo whaler ndi harpoon - 161 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:12,954 pamene tinali ulendo wopita ku Cannes filimu yomwe ndinasewera. 162 00:16:13,128 --> 00:16:15,879 Ndi momwe zidakhalira, pole ten. 163 00:16:16,047 --> 00:16:19,830 Ndinakwanitsa kusunga pang'ono chabe - 164 00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:25,465 zomwe ndimagwiritsa ntchito ngati flashback mufilimuyi. Kuthamanga kwa ubongo. 165 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:28,094 Inu mukhoza kuzizindikira izo. Ngati simutero - 166 00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:32,264 �lk�� womberani ubongo m'munda monga mmodzi wa omvera mayeso. 167 00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:35,189 Linali tsiku lachisoni. 168 00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:40,731 Chinthu chabwino kwambiri ndi chimenecho filimuyi ili ngati "Matrix". 169 00:16:40,904 --> 00:16:44,818 Simuyenera kuwona imodzi kumvetsetsa yotsatira. 170 00:16:44,991 --> 00:16:48,858 Izo zimapita kwa mafilimu ambiri. "Star Wars" - 171 00:16:49,037 --> 00:16:52,903 "Osaka Chuma Chotayika", "Mwala", "Poolboy". 172 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:55,489 Kalembedwe ka mtundu womwewo. 173 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:59,036 Kumeneko. 174 00:17:06,303 --> 00:17:08,211 Kodi ndingathandize bwanji? 175 00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:11,638 Izi ndizovuta kwambiri monga ndimaganizira. 176 00:17:11,808 --> 00:17:14,844 Kodi ndinu olamulira? Mwatenga kale galimotoyo. 177 00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:18,719 Palibe muyeso wina apa oyenera kutenga. 178 00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:21,983 Zimakukhudzani inu ndi mwamuna wanu. 179 00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:26,190 Pepani wamwalira. 180 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,272 O Mulungu wanga, ayi! 181 00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:36,197 Zinachitika bwanji? 182 00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:41,615 Kugunda kwachitika. Anafera m’manja mwanga. 183 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:47,958 Chokhacho chinatsalira kwa iye. Ndimaganiza kuti mumazifuna. 184 00:17:54,639 --> 00:18:00,843 Anatero mothandizidwa ndi malamulo tinkafuna kupewa ngozi. 185 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:05,347 Vietnam alibe muli bwanji madam. 186 00:18:05,525 --> 00:18:09,736 Ku Vietnam? Leroy ndi monga chowotcha chozama ku Burger King. 187 00:18:16,744 --> 00:18:19,317 Izi sizili m'mawu apamanja. 188 00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:25,665 M'manuscript? Ichi ndi chiyani? Kodi mukupanga kanema? 189 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:29,620 Kupatula apo, uku ndi Kumadzulo 1533 Washington Boulevard? 190 00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:33,841 Ayi, uku ndi Kummawa 1533 Washington Blvd 191 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:36,168 Awa ndi malo ena. 192 00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:39,595 Nditenga mfuti ndipo ndikuomberani nonse! 193 00:18:39,765 --> 00:18:41,721 Thawani! 194 00:18:42,642 --> 00:18:44,470 Bwererani! 195 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:49,685 Nthawi zambiri ndimafunsidwa kuti bwanji Ndinatuluka maso. Tsopano mukudziwa. 196 00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:55,065 Kodi zimapweteka? Ayi. Ziri basi zoopsa zomwe zimagwira ntchito. 197 00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:58,737 Ngakhale sindingathe onerani en�� mafilimu a 3D. 198 00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:01,743 Chifukwa chiyani ndimaganiza? molingana ndi chochitika chimenecho? 199 00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:04,864 Ziwawa zamakanema zankhanza kwambiri - 200 00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:09,581 mphamvu zenizeni. Ndinkafuna kutero Nthawi zambiri ndimakumana nazo. 201 00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:13,120 Ndimo momwe ndiriri wosaphika. 202 00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:18,343 Sindikufuna konse kuvina. 203 00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:20,716 Izi ndi zomwe mukupeza, Amereka. 204 00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:25,714 Zimakukhudzani inu ndi mwamuna wanu. 205 00:19:26,809 --> 00:19:29,430 Pepani wamwalira. 206 00:19:32,857 --> 00:19:35,644 Mulungu wanga, ayi Jimmy! 207 00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:39,445 Bwanji? Zinachitika bwanji? 208 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:44,773 Kugunda kwachitika. Anafera m’manja mwanga. 209 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:51,154 Izi zokha zidatsala. Ndimaganiza kuti mumazifuna. 210 00:19:57,671 --> 00:20:04,089 Anatero mothandizidwa ndi malamulo tinkafuna kupewa ngozi. 211 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,755 Vietnam alibe muli bwanji madam. 212 00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:15,686 Kodi imeneyo ndi kampani yanu yokonza ma pool? 213 00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:20,147 Jimmy ankafuna nthawi zonse kampani yokonza pool - 214 00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:25,987 kuti akwatire mkazi wapakhomo, pamene amuna anali kutali. 215 00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:30,617 Ndikudziwa zimenezo. Iye ananena za izo ndisanayambe ... 216 00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:32,908 Mayiyo adamudula mawu. 217 00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:37,406 Inu muzichita izo. Jimmy angakonde zimenezo. 218 00:20:38,877 --> 00:20:40,075 Inde, amayi. 219 00:20:40,254 --> 00:20:44,463 Akadakondanso kuti mumandipatsa 30% ya phindu - 220 00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:47,170 pa 1 ndi 15 mwezi uliwonse. 221 00:20:47,343 --> 00:20:50,758 Ndalama, palibe macheke. 222 00:20:50,929 --> 00:20:56,267 Kuti musamalipire misonkho ndipo ndimalandiranso thandizo lachitukuko. 223 00:20:57,185 --> 00:20:58,810 Chabwino. 224 00:20:58,979 --> 00:21:01,137 Ndichoncho. 225 00:21:03,859 --> 00:21:05,269 Zikomo. 226 00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:12,194 �l�k� kumeza zopanda pake za anthu aku Mexico. Ndikufuna ndalama zanga. 227 00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:15,701 Chifukwa chiyani mwabweretsa dzanja? Ukadabweletsa dick! 228 00:21:39,184 --> 00:21:39,929 Moni? 229 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:44,228 Sal Bando, mwalakwitsa kwambiri pamene unaba phukusi langa. 230 00:21:44,396 --> 00:21:49,105 Pepani, sindikumvetsa. Sindilankhula Chimexican. 231 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,270 Kodi Mexico inali kuti? 232 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:57,321 Salvando. Sichoncho gawo lakale la mneni wa salvar? 233 00:21:57,492 --> 00:22:02,533 Ayi, ndati Sal Bando. Bando ndi B�. 234 00:22:02,705 --> 00:22:08,624 Chifukwa chiyani mumatchula B ngati V�? Ngati munasambira kudutsa malire. 235 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,454 Ndi zomwe munachita. 236 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:15,456 Ndife osambira abwino. Zoipa kwambiri simuli. 237 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:21,803 Kodi mumaphunzira chiyani? Mark Spitz anapambana golidi asanu ndi awiri a Olimpiki mu 1972. 238 00:22:23,766 --> 00:22:27,597 Akadakonda phunzitsani mkazi ndi mwana wanu. 239 00:22:27,769 --> 00:22:31,814 Tsopano ali mu dziwe, koma amangowoneka ngati akuyandama. 240 00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:35,732 Mukadadziwa ngakhale tsitsi la iwo. umafa. 241 00:22:35,902 --> 00:22:39,603 M’banja la Karen muli dazi. Kodi mukumvetsetsa? 242 00:22:39,781 --> 00:22:42,107 Ndikufuna phukusi langa. 243 00:22:42,284 --> 00:22:47,491 Ndikuyitanani mu ola limodzi za msonkhano. Kumvetsetsa? 244 00:22:48,248 --> 00:22:50,490 Kumvetsetsa? Ndi "bwenzi". 245 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:53,502 Ayi, izi... Mu ola limodzi! 246 00:22:55,338 --> 00:22:56,879 Ndi nkhumba! 247 00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:20,444 Nanga ndi chiyaninso? 248 00:23:20,612 --> 00:23:23,861 Damn, tikujambula tsopano? - Inde. 249 00:23:24,031 --> 00:23:27,067 Pepani. Mukufuna madzi? 250 00:23:28,286 --> 00:23:29,945 Mwina atatu okha. 251 00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:36,707 Ambuye wabwino! 252 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:53,932 Pa, Brian! 253 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:58,015 Chifukwa chiyani ndidayamba nanu? Ndinu asanu ndi mmodzi ndipo mwafa. 254 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:06,188 Sungafe Karen! 255 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,955 Liwitsani! 256 00:24:36,182 --> 00:24:40,974 Ayi! 257 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,985 Pepani. Chochitika chimenecho zimandikhudzabe. 258 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:55,780 Zachitika kwa aliyense - 259 00:24:55,951 --> 00:24:59,569 kuti mwamuna atenge chithunzicho osadziwa ife. 260 00:24:59,746 --> 00:25:05,120 Choyamba timamwa gin ndi tonic mu bar ya hotelo. 261 00:25:05,293 --> 00:25:08,329 Ndiye umadzuka wopanda mathalauza - 262 00:25:08,504 --> 00:25:11,339 Pafupi ndi Sidney Moncrief. 263 00:25:11,506 --> 00:25:16,334 Anasankhidwa kawiri mtetezi wa chaka. 264 00:25:16,512 --> 00:25:19,049 Kununkhira kwa soseji! 265 00:25:22,934 --> 00:25:24,974 Ndisamalira izi. 266 00:25:25,144 --> 00:25:27,552 Sal, uli bwanji? 267 00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:32,724 O'Malley? Kodi muli moyo? 268 00:25:32,903 --> 00:25:37,314 Ndipo ndinawona wachi Irish wakuda. - Sindimaganiza kuti muchira. 269 00:25:37,489 --> 00:25:41,866 Pambuyo pa Vietnam? Zoona, koma ndinakumana ndi Dr. Scholl. 270 00:25:42,035 --> 00:25:45,534 Anapereka chithandizo cha insoles ndipo ndikhoza kuyendanso. 271 00:25:45,705 --> 00:25:49,074 Ngati mkazi wanga ndi mwana wanga akhoza kutero. 272 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:53,828 �moyo� pano. Iye ndi katswiri wa podiatrist. Sawabweretsa ku moyo. 273 00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:59,124 Mukunena zowona. Muyenera kungopha wopalamulayo. 274 00:25:59,302 --> 00:26:01,508 Dikirani kaye... 275 00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:10,846 Moni, anzanga. Izo zikutanthauza mzanga Zikuyenda bwanji kumeneko? 276 00:26:11,021 --> 00:26:15,350 Kunali kwakufa ndithu pamenepo. - Bwerani kuno mudzatisangalatse. 277 00:26:15,525 --> 00:26:19,986 Sindingathe pali ndalama zambiri. 278 00:26:20,154 --> 00:26:23,155 Ndikhoza kubwera mawa kuti ndikatenge phukusi langa. 279 00:26:23,324 --> 00:26:26,942 Ndikuyembekezera. O ayi... 280 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:31,497 Kodi pali kusiyana kotani ndi waku Mexico ndi ndalama? 281 00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:33,408 Sindikudziwa. 282 00:26:33,584 --> 00:26:36,204 Ndalama sizinunkhiza. 283 00:26:38,213 --> 00:26:41,083 Munamuuza ndani? nthabwala yoyipa ija? 284 00:26:41,258 --> 00:26:43,500 Kwa wansembe wanga. 285 00:26:43,677 --> 00:26:47,888 Kwa kanthawi ndinaganiza kuti munalengeza nkhondo ndi anthu aku Mexico. 286 00:26:48,054 --> 00:26:53,927 ine sinditero. Ndine msirikali wakale waku Vietnam, amene anaphunzitsidwa kupha - 287 00:26:54,103 --> 00:26:58,480 ndi amene adapeza mkazi wake ndi mwana wake anamira m’dziwe. 288 00:26:58,649 --> 00:27:03,607 Ndikuganiza kuti ndizigwiritsa ntchito kugula ndi Schweppes. 289 00:27:03,779 --> 00:27:07,563 Zotsitsimula. Bwanji sindingathe kumenya Schweppes ozizira - 290 00:27:07,741 --> 00:27:11,276 pamene achibale awiri waphedwa. 291 00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:17,246 Tsopano ndikunyamuka, anyamata. Tinapeza wolakwayo, Bando. 292 00:27:19,794 --> 00:27:22,628 KUNYUMBA KWA BANDO PAKATI PA USIKU 293 00:27:29,469 --> 00:27:32,754 Nthawi zonse mumanola zinthu. 294 00:27:32,931 --> 00:27:36,798 N’chifukwa chake ndinapita kukagona ndi waku Mexico. 295 00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:43,229 Ndipo chifukwa mudayimba kamodzi kokha ku Vietnam m'zaka 13. 296 00:27:44,650 --> 00:27:48,730 Munayenera kupita kukaba chinthu choyipa chimenecho. 297 00:27:49,864 --> 00:27:54,441 Ndipo tsopano ndafa. Ndikukhulupirira kuti mwakhutitsidwa. 298 00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:02,159 Hei, abambo. Tipite kukasewera? 299 00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:04,741 O eya, ndafa. 300 00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:07,623 Muyenera kusewera ndi Adolf Hitler. 301 00:28:07,796 --> 00:28:10,169 Chifukwa chiyani mukusewera ndi Hitler? 302 00:28:10,341 --> 00:28:12,748 Ophunzira a Leap year inu mukupita ku gehena. 303 00:28:12,927 --> 00:28:15,678 Izi zitha kukhala zopindika! 304 00:28:23,812 --> 00:28:26,600 Hi, Bando. - Ndiwe ndani gehena? 305 00:28:26,774 --> 00:28:29,524 Ndine wongopeka chabe - 306 00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:33,606 amene amapeza kuvina kwa lap kwa mkazi wako wakufa! 307 00:28:34,489 --> 00:28:38,486 Zikomo poba phukusili, zimbalangondo! 308 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,532 Anthu ambiri amafunsa kuti: "Saint James Street James" - 309 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:52,293 "N'chifukwa chiyani mumagwiritsa ntchito amatsenga m'mafilimu anu onse?" 310 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:56,461 Ndinapeza woyamba ndili wamng'ono kugwirana chanza kuchokera kwa woseketsa. 311 00:28:56,635 --> 00:29:01,379 Sindikudziwabe anali mwamuna kapena mkazi pansi pa zodzoladzola. 312 00:29:01,555 --> 00:29:05,423 Zinali zodzutsa chilakolako cha kugonana, kunalibe kubwerera. 313 00:29:13,275 --> 00:29:16,145 Udzakumana ndi Mlengi wako, chico de la alberca. 314 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:20,187 Zikutanthauza pool boy, oyera. 315 00:29:27,747 --> 00:29:28,743 Nanga ndi chiyaninso? 316 00:29:28,915 --> 00:29:30,788 NDI QUINCEANERA WA N' wamng'ono 317 00:29:33,418 --> 00:29:38,874 Onani nyumbayi. 318 00:29:41,677 --> 00:29:43,170 Palibe aliyense. 319 00:29:46,305 --> 00:29:48,263 Ndine wachabechabe... 320 00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:50,639 Mudzafa, aku Mexico! 321 00:29:52,478 --> 00:29:54,885 O zoyipa, ndikufa ... 322 00:30:00,444 --> 00:30:01,902 Pendejo. 323 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:12,531 Moni, blonde. - Kodi si tsiku labwino? 324 00:30:12,705 --> 00:30:17,035 Likanakhala tsiku lopambana kukondwerera quinceanera. 325 00:30:19,462 --> 00:30:25,216 Quinceanera imakondedwa tsiku lobadwa la 15 la mtsikanayo. 326 00:30:25,384 --> 00:30:28,919 Quinceanera amatanthauza wokondwerera mwiniwake. 327 00:30:32,391 --> 00:30:37,977 Mwana wanga analibe nthawi yoti akwanitse zaka 15 ndikusankha ngati akufuna kukhala mtsikana - 328 00:30:38,146 --> 00:30:42,225 kapena china chake pakati, i.e. sitipeza misewu��. 329 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:47,320 Koma ine ndikudziwa zimenezo palibe mmodzi wa inu adzasiya ali ndi moyo; 330 00:30:47,488 --> 00:30:51,402 ndi matumba a mphatso, zomwe ndidapangira izi. 331 00:30:53,035 --> 00:30:55,442 Ngati ndichoka pompano - 332 00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:58,621 Kodi ndingapezeko chikwama champhatso? ndi taquitos? 333 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,914 Bola ukawauza bwana wako - 334 00:31:01,085 --> 00:31:05,082 ett� ntchito zokonza dziwe kubwerera kwa azungu. 335 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:09,334 Ndichita zimenezo. Zikomo, Mwana wanga wamkazi amakonda Pony Wanga Wamng'ono. 336 00:31:09,509 --> 00:31:12,842 Spider, gehena? Monga ngati inu kulibe. 337 00:31:13,011 --> 00:31:17,055 Wosewerayo adamangidwa tsiku lisanafike kujambula. 338 00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:20,924 Tinathyola m’ndende ndipo tinajambula pamenepo. 339 00:31:21,102 --> 00:31:25,147 Zotsatira zapadera adapanga "Gremlins 2". 340 00:31:25,315 --> 00:31:29,182 Nanga bwanji enawo? - Musaganize nkomwe za izo. 341 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:35,613 Chabwino, tiyeni timuphe yaitaliyo, blond ndi minofu bastard. 342 00:31:35,784 --> 00:31:37,906 Apheni iwo. 343 00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:46,324 Dulani iwo mzidutswa. 344 00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:03,380 Ndikupha, gringo. - Ndi njerwa? 345 00:32:08,856 --> 00:32:11,774 Tsopano ndikutero pool boy mphodza. 346 00:32:19,032 --> 00:32:21,238 Sindikudziwa nkomwe zonena. 347 00:32:21,409 --> 00:32:24,445 Sindikudziwa. Tsiku labwino lodzilamulira! 348 00:32:36,173 --> 00:32:39,127 pepani tsopano mudali wokondedwa wanga 349 00:32:39,301 --> 00:32:42,136 Kodi zimenezo zinali zofunika? Ndinali ku Menudo. 350 00:32:43,639 --> 00:32:45,430 Ndimadana ndi Menudo. 351 00:32:45,599 --> 00:32:50,427 Palibe amene amadana ndi Menudo. Aliyense amachikonda �. 352 00:33:04,157 --> 00:33:06,649 Munthu vs. Mexico. 353 00:33:06,827 --> 00:33:09,364 Chabwino, vuto. 354 00:33:09,538 --> 00:33:12,289 Palibe vuto, amigo. 355 00:33:42,110 --> 00:33:45,395 Simungathenso kutero? - Ufa! 356 00:33:45,572 --> 00:33:48,062 Tsimikizani mtima wanu. 357 00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:57,284 Zimapweteka, sichoncho? 358 00:33:57,458 --> 00:33:59,200 Menudo... 359 00:34:08,885 --> 00:34:12,134 Tsopano zili ndi inu shati yanyowa. 360 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:44,114 Ambiri anachenjeza kuti asachite zimenezi Ndi Jan Van Hammer. 361 00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:48,955 Ananenedwa kukhala wosakhazikika, nthawi zambiri amamenya akazi pamabele - 362 00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:51,882 ndipo anamvera dzina lokha Hana. 363 00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:57,211 Pamene adayatsa moto dzina la munthu, Ndinadziwa kuti tinali ndi kanema - 364 00:34:57,389 --> 00:35:03,391 zomwe zingakhudze anthu omwe amawotcha Hollywood inali pachibwenzi chovuta kwambiri. 365 00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:06,680 Peters! Fotokozani moyo wanu m'mawu amodzi. 366 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,263 Zipolopolo. 367 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,059 Si backgammon, koma anal�. 368 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:17,815 Tikujambula tsopano. - Ndiye? Chabwino. 369 00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:22,617 Munafunsa chiyani? Ndinakwiya pamene Jan anandiwotcha? 370 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:26,452 Mukunena zowona? ine sinditero. 371 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:32,460 Jan Van Hammer anandiyatsa kumoto. Ndinamuyika mufilimu yake. 372 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:37,257 Ndilibe ana, koma mwina � Nditha kuwauza adzukulu - 373 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,252 Wolemba Jan Van Hammer. 374 00:35:39,427 --> 00:35:44,220 Choyipa chake ndi chimenecho kuti ndapsa. 375 00:35:45,684 --> 00:35:49,349 Ndi ntchito yakale. Ndizovuta kupeza. 376 00:35:49,521 --> 00:35:56,234 Panopa ndikusewera tennis Za zogona za Brookstone. 377 00:35:56,402 --> 00:35:59,985 Dikirani pang'ono. Kodi inu kung'ung'udza kwambiri kapena mochepera? 378 00:36:00,156 --> 00:36:04,403 Ndidapeza kale ukonde womwe ndimafuna, izi zingakhale zothandiza. 379 00:36:04,577 --> 00:36:05,857 Tiyeni tizipita! 380 00:36:06,036 --> 00:36:09,240 Zedi, ngati mukufuna weruzani munthu amene wapsa. 381 00:36:11,332 --> 00:36:14,867 Hule loyipa. Tikupita kuti? 382 00:36:15,044 --> 00:36:17,795 MALO OBISIKA A MEXICAN 383 00:36:20,216 --> 00:36:23,336 Ndani alipo? - Kaisara, Spider t�ss. 384 00:36:25,596 --> 00:36:32,180 Mukufuna chiyani? Nthawi yanga ndi yamtengo wapatali. Ndimayang'anira kampani yayikulu yokonza dziwe. 385 00:36:33,146 --> 00:36:35,387 Silentino! 386 00:36:36,816 --> 00:36:40,434 M’bale wako wafa. Iwo anaphedwa. 387 00:36:40,611 --> 00:36:44,690 Ayi Dios mio! Ayi Raul! 388 00:36:44,864 --> 00:36:46,987 Ayi, Raul kunalibe. 389 00:36:47,158 --> 00:36:48,985 Gilberto! - Ayi. 390 00:36:49,159 --> 00:36:52,410 Hector? anali Diego? - Ayi. 391 00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:55,497 ndiuzeni tsopano ndili ndi abale 14�! 392 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:58,750 Eduardo. - Ayi! 393 00:37:00,337 --> 00:37:03,623 Osati Eduardo wanga! 394 00:37:03,799 --> 00:37:06,753 Iye anali wachisanu ndi chinayi bwino mchimwene wake wamng'ono. 395 00:37:06,927 --> 00:37:11,256 Iye anali kumvetsera Honda Civics wamkulu. 396 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:14,348 Ndikudziwa, ndayitanitsa kale. 397 00:37:14,517 --> 00:37:15,680 Ndani anachita izo? 398 00:37:15,852 --> 00:37:20,513 Mnyamata wina wa dziwe loyera ku Van Nuys. Wamisala kwathunthu. 399 00:37:20,690 --> 00:37:24,639 Itanani anyamata a Cajon. - Adawaphanso kale. 400 00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:29,360 Onse asanu ndi limodzi? Muli moyo bwanji? 401 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:32,275 Ndinayenera kukuuzani - 402 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:37,278 ndi bizinesi yonse yosamalira pool amapitanso kwa azungu. 403 00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:40,457 Ntchito yabwino. - Zikomo, bwana. 404 00:37:40,624 --> 00:37:43,033 Spider... 405 00:37:43,211 --> 00:37:46,544 Ndichitireni zabwino. - Chani? 406 00:37:46,714 --> 00:37:48,623 Igwireni! 407 00:37:59,976 --> 00:38:04,056 Chabwino, pool boy. Ngati mukufuna nkhondo - 408 00:38:04,231 --> 00:38:06,768 Ine ndidzapita nawe kunkhondo. 409 00:38:08,859 --> 00:38:11,896 Tumizani caballeros ku Van Nuys. 410 00:38:13,155 --> 00:38:14,899 Pepani. 411 00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:19,532 Ndani adagwiritsa ntchito foni yanga? Ndinatenga nambala yapitayi - 412 00:38:19,704 --> 00:38:24,079 ndipo zinali zolakwika. Zimawononga ndalama zokwana 2.99 pa mphindi! 413 00:38:29,253 --> 00:38:33,714 Tumizani caballeros ku Van Nuys kupha dziwe mnyamata. 414 00:38:33,883 --> 00:38:39,257 Makolo anga sanabwere kuno azungu amayeretsa okha maiwe. 415 00:38:40,472 --> 00:38:42,928 Iye ayenera kufa. 416 00:38:48,647 --> 00:38:51,269 KUNYUMBA KWA BANDO YH� PAKATI PA Y�T� 417 00:38:55,154 --> 00:38:57,109 Latin... 418 00:39:04,327 --> 00:39:08,906 Ndendende! Pogaya paketiyo bwino! 419 00:39:09,082 --> 00:39:11,122 Ndidzatero, Betsy Ross. 420 00:39:11,293 --> 00:39:14,828 Sindinasoke mbendera iyi Chifukwa cha Mexico! 421 00:39:15,005 --> 00:39:17,211 Kulondola. 422 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,320 Tsopano zakonzeka. 423 00:39:41,488 --> 00:39:44,488 BANDO WA GERMAN AKUtsitsimutsa Ndimayeretsanso maiwe 424 00:39:44,657 --> 00:39:47,326 Iyi ndi yanu, Jimmy. 425 00:39:47,493 --> 00:39:50,199 Wakufa nawonso. 426 00:40:03,549 --> 00:40:07,381 Mmawa wabwino, amayi. Sal Bando, wotsuka dziwe. 427 00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:09,630 AMAYERETSA DZIWE NDI GERMAN AMAtsitsimutsa 428 00:40:09,806 --> 00:40:11,964 Ndani uyu? -Iye ndi Sam. 429 00:40:12,141 --> 00:40:15,973 Ndasangalala kukudziwani, ylvitonen. Zikomo. 430 00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:18,723 Zikomo. 431 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:23,148 Khalani bwino, um. 432 00:40:35,706 --> 00:40:39,916 Tsiku. Ndikufuna kuchiza kuyeretsa dziwe lanu - 433 00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:42,919 popanda anthu aku Mexico. 434 00:40:43,087 --> 00:40:47,713 Kodi aku Mexico akubwera? - Osati mu nthawi yanga. 435 00:40:47,883 --> 00:40:50,090 Wagwidwa. 436 00:41:04,691 --> 00:41:09,898 Bandi! Ndakupangirani madzi a mandimu ndi rhubarb pie. 437 00:41:11,655 --> 00:41:16,650 Ayi, zikomo, mwina pambuyo pake. Ndili ndi azakhali ambiri. 438 00:41:25,502 --> 00:41:30,044 Pachiwonetsero choyambirira Bando akupitiriza kuyeretsa. 439 00:41:30,214 --> 00:41:32,421 Sichifanizo cha kugonana. 440 00:41:32,592 --> 00:41:38,215 Sakufuna kulowa, chifukwa amalira ndi banja lake. 441 00:41:38,389 --> 00:41:41,094 Sizikuyenda? 442 00:41:41,268 --> 00:41:47,055 Ndi amene ine ndiri. Ndimakhudza ena ndipo ndikufuna kukhudzidwa. 443 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:52,019 Chifukwa part one pafupifupi kuwonongedwa kwathunthu - 444 00:41:52,194 --> 00:41:55,396 kampani yopanga filimuyo idzatulutsa zina - 445 00:41:55,572 --> 00:41:59,320 ndikangowonjezerapo zithunzi zamaliseche. 446 00:41:59,492 --> 00:42:02,861 Ndinawawonetsa chochitika ichi zichotsedwa. 447 00:42:03,037 --> 00:42:06,038 Pa, Fontaine. Mutha kufa. 448 00:42:06,207 --> 00:42:09,327 Osapupuluma. Simunamve kuti nkhondo yatha? 449 00:42:09,501 --> 00:42:11,494 Nixon adzathetsa. 450 00:42:11,671 --> 00:42:15,170 Ndikhulupirira ndikachiwona. 451 00:42:17,842 --> 00:42:22,753 M'malingaliro a studio, kunalibe zimamveka. Zinalinso zosayenera - 452 00:42:22,930 --> 00:42:26,631 yambitsani kanema ndi ndodo pa chipika. 453 00:42:26,809 --> 00:42:29,726 Kenako ndidawawonetsa izi. 454 00:42:31,355 --> 00:42:33,347 Tiyeni tibwere! 455 00:42:36,819 --> 00:42:40,105 Ndani alipo? - Ndimachokera ku accounting. 456 00:42:45,076 --> 00:42:50,283 Bandi? O mulungu wanga, ndinaganiza choncho mudafera mukuchita ku Vietnam! 457 00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:58,045 Wosewera yemweyo anali atachita mawonekedwe ena asanu ndi atatu - 458 00:42:58,213 --> 00:43:02,591 koma studio idalimbikira kuti ndidawachotsa - 459 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:07,837 ndipo ndinalowa m'malo mwa Bando ndi zithunzi zogonana ndi wokondedwa watsopano. 460 00:43:08,015 --> 00:43:14,302 Jan adavomera kujambula pokhapokha popanda kulemera - 461 00:43:14,479 --> 00:43:16,720 kotero ndimayenera kuchita ndekha. 462 00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:20,895 St James Street kwa James kugonana ndi chinthu chodziwika bwino. 463 00:43:21,069 --> 00:43:25,279 Momwemonso zolaula. sindikumvetsa - 464 00:43:25,447 --> 00:43:30,524 soda imayikidwa bwanji mu miniature za kupita ku phiri lophulika. 465 00:43:30,702 --> 00:43:33,786 Panda anakwera mumtengo wautali. 466 00:43:33,955 --> 00:43:38,451 Tiyeni tiwone ziwonetsero zogonana, zomwe zangowonjezeredwa kumene. 467 00:43:42,714 --> 00:43:47,709 Bandi! Ndakupangirani madzi a mandimu ndi rhubarb pie. 468 00:43:51,014 --> 00:43:54,180 Nde ndikufuna kugonana nawe Bando. 469 00:43:54,350 --> 00:43:56,721 Ndikudziwa, ngakhale chitsiru. 470 00:43:56,893 --> 00:44:02,018 Hi, Bando. Abs wanu mukuwoneka wotentha kwambiri. 471 00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:04,597 Osachepera ndikhoza kuwaziziritsa. 472 00:44:09,655 --> 00:44:14,068 Zikomo, adakanthidwanso ndi zikanga. 473 00:44:14,827 --> 00:44:16,487 Ndichoncho. 474 00:44:16,662 --> 00:44:19,664 Ndichiza nkhope yako yonyansa. 475 00:44:36,847 --> 00:44:38,472 Agogo�? 476 00:44:38,641 --> 00:44:41,761 Osawononga polankhula. 477 00:44:41,936 --> 00:44:47,143 Inde sichoncho. Ndimakuyamikani kwambiri, munalichitira chiyani dziko. 478 00:44:47,316 --> 00:44:49,889 Zikomo. 479 00:45:02,997 --> 00:45:06,081 Moni, wokondedwa. - Tsiku lanu linali bwanji? 480 00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:08,622 Sitinapeze mgwirizano. 481 00:45:08,794 --> 00:45:14,085 Ndine wachisoni. Iwe ndi Bob mudachitira zambiri. 482 00:45:14,258 --> 00:45:17,591 Masabata awiri a ntchito adawonongeka. 483 00:45:18,929 --> 00:45:21,930 Nchifukwa chiyani mukupanga mbatata yosenda ndi dildo? 484 00:45:22,099 --> 00:45:28,101 Ndinapereka mawhisk mwangozi zachifundo m'mawa. 485 00:45:28,271 --> 00:45:31,521 Nthawi zina mumangofunika kupanga chinachake. 486 00:45:58,966 --> 00:46:01,884 Moni? Ndani alipo? 487 00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:05,920 Zodzikongoletsera zili kuti? Achibale anu anali pa Titanic. 488 00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:07,888 Amapezeka tsiku lonse. 489 00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:10,383 Tengani zomwe mukufuna - 490 00:46:10,561 --> 00:46:16,894 ndipo mundikonde ngati muyenera kutero bola ngati simutenga galu wanga wonditsogolera. 491 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,309 Ndikuyenera ku. 492 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:28,029 Kunena kuti, inenso ndine wakhungu. 493 00:46:51,223 --> 00:46:56,015 Hi, Bando. Ndikufuna za phukusi la signature. 494 00:46:56,186 --> 00:46:58,938 Zikomo. Khalani ndi mpumulo wabwino wa tsiku. 495 00:47:11,409 --> 00:47:13,367 Ndine wabwino kwambiri. 496 00:47:32,804 --> 00:47:34,796 Imfa, chocha! 497 00:47:34,973 --> 00:47:39,136 Ayi! 498 00:47:39,853 --> 00:47:41,513 Ndili pano! 499 00:47:52,030 --> 00:47:54,402 O gehena! 500 00:47:59,162 --> 00:48:01,404 Ndikufuna kuchoka pano! 501 00:48:48,334 --> 00:48:50,706 Chinali chionetsero chachikulu. 502 00:48:51,545 --> 00:48:54,213 Kununkha zoyipa, dammit! 503 00:49:10,896 --> 00:49:13,303 Ayi ndithu. 504 00:49:13,482 --> 00:49:14,941 Kununkha zoyipa zimenezo. 505 00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,106 Sindikufuna kufera pazithunzi za stock! - Zoyipa kwambiri. 506 00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:53,600 Dikirani pang'ono! 507 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:20,033 Nanga ndi chiyaninso? 508 00:50:29,595 --> 00:50:31,967 Ndiuzeni yemwe ndinu. 509 00:50:32,139 --> 00:50:37,132 Ndine mnansi wanu, Gil Highdecker. Ndakubweretserani ma wedges a tchizi. 510 00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:40,975 Kapena m'modzi yekha tsopano. Ndikukhulupirira kuti mumakonda gouda. 511 00:50:41,147 --> 00:50:44,432 Ndimadana nacho. Ubwino wake ndi chiyani? 512 00:50:47,111 --> 00:50:51,737 Za Kubwezeretsa America. Min� ndi anthu ena okhala mderali - 513 00:50:51,907 --> 00:50:57,661 komanso zambiri zolaula za Van Nuys Tikufuna kukuthokozani kwambiri. 514 00:50:57,830 --> 00:51:01,874 Munayeretsa dziwe otetezeka. 515 00:51:02,042 --> 00:51:07,664 Zikomo chifukwa chosasewera mariachi- nyimbo kuyambira eyiti m'mawa. 516 00:51:07,838 --> 00:51:10,958 Zikomo chifukwa chosagona malaya pa paketi - 517 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:17,503 kuzungulira ndi burrito wrappers ndi makapu a soda opanda kanthu. 518 00:51:17,681 --> 00:51:20,884 Ndipo zikomo chifukwa chake�, kuti tikamaliza - 519 00:51:21,059 --> 00:51:23,977 akazi athu anakwatiwa ndi mzungu! 520 00:51:24,145 --> 00:51:27,395 Dzina lanu munali ndani? Palibe chifukwa chothokoza. 521 00:51:27,565 --> 00:51:33,070 Monga ndinanena kwa mahule onse, zomwe ndidachita ku Vietnam: 522 00:51:33,238 --> 00:51:36,073 "Ndikungogwira ntchito yanga." 523 00:51:36,241 --> 00:51:42,693 Ndiwe waku America weniweni. Tamva momwe banja lanu limakhalira - 524 00:51:42,872 --> 00:51:45,742 ndipo tikufuna kutero kukuthandizani mwanjira ina. 525 00:51:45,916 --> 00:51:49,119 Mukuchita phwando la dziwe! - Sizofunikira. 526 00:51:49,294 --> 00:51:53,339 Timazifuna. Tidzabwera kwa inu nthawi yachitatu. 527 00:51:53,507 --> 00:51:57,374 Kwa ine? - Ingopezani mowa wa anthu 430. 528 00:51:57,552 --> 00:52:00,636 Ndabweretsa kale tchizi wokwanira. 529 00:52:00,805 --> 00:52:04,008 Tikuwonani pakadutsa mphindi 45, mnansi. 530 00:52:05,101 --> 00:52:10,226 Zikanakhala bwino ngati pali makondomu. Ine sindimawagwiritsa ntchito. 531 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:34,747 Gouda anabweretsa Azakhali anga aku Holland. 532 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,412 Rela tsopano ndikukhala ndi coke. 533 00:52:37,590 --> 00:52:41,374 Mukunena zowona. Iyi ndi pool party! 534 00:52:44,430 --> 00:52:48,557 Timalimbana ndi nkhanu! 535 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:56,804 Yemwe adagwetsa unyolo ku dziwe? - Pepani. 536 00:52:56,983 --> 00:52:59,734 Sizidzachitikanso. 537 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:06,865 Hi, Bando. Ndinapanganso mandimu- madzi ndi rhubarb pie. 538 00:53:07,034 --> 00:53:13,119 Rita, ndikudziwa kuti ndi madzi ndi chitumbuwa chonyansa kugonana� - 539 00:53:13,332 --> 00:53:17,377 koma sindine ndinachira ku imfa ya banja langa. 540 00:53:17,544 --> 00:53:21,955 Chabwino, koma pamene mudali kutali ndi pano - 541 00:53:22,130 --> 00:53:27,373 Mwana wanu ndamukokera kwa ine ndi madzi ndi pie - 542 00:53:27,553 --> 00:53:31,930 za kugonana. Mwaukadaulo anali ndi zaka 24 ndiye ndimaganiza ... 543 00:53:32,099 --> 00:53:35,016 Apulosi samagwera patali ndi mtengo. 544 00:53:35,185 --> 00:53:38,020 Ndine wamanyazi kwambiri. 545 00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:41,936 Kungowononga bwanji. 546 00:53:42,108 --> 00:53:45,892 Kupatula apo Ine sindimachita zinthu za anthu ena. 547 00:53:46,070 --> 00:53:48,359 Tengani izi. 548 00:53:48,532 --> 00:53:53,951 Ndi wochokera ku Los Angeles Kabuku ka Le Cordon Bleu wakusukulu. 549 00:53:54,119 --> 00:53:57,204 Mukuwoneka kuti muli ndi mphatso. 550 00:53:57,372 --> 00:54:00,991 Zikomo, koma sindingakwanitse. 551 00:54:01,168 --> 00:54:05,082 Ndinamupangira nazale mwana wanga. Ingowauza p��kok - 552 00:54:05,255 --> 00:54:08,873 kuti ndinu akazi ndipo adzasamalira zotsalazo. 553 00:54:09,051 --> 00:54:11,588 Zikomo, Bando. 554 00:54:12,470 --> 00:54:14,926 Khalani wabwino. 555 00:54:20,186 --> 00:54:23,222 Izi ndi zanu, Bando! 556 00:54:31,196 --> 00:54:35,276 Ayi! 557 00:54:59,931 --> 00:55:05,007 Kodi Cutlass Ciera wa buluu ndi ndani? 558 00:55:07,230 --> 00:55:10,645 Yesu, Bill! Munapha mnyamata woyimitsa magalimoto. 559 00:55:10,816 --> 00:55:15,858 Pepani, Gil. Ndinkaganiza kuti zipangitsa kuti phwandolo lithe. 560 00:55:23,829 --> 00:55:27,328 Takulandilani kuno kwathu, pool boy 561 00:56:00,237 --> 00:56:03,572 Tsopano muli ndi zikondwerero! 562 00:56:03,741 --> 00:56:08,200 Pamene abwenzi sali mabwenzi kumwa ndi kuyendetsa - 563 00:56:08,369 --> 00:56:12,663 abwenzi amamwalira. Kuyendetsa moledzera akhoza kupha ubwenzi. 564 00:56:24,635 --> 00:56:28,300 Ndili pano. M'bale wako, wopusa nayenso. 565 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:31,675 Ayi. Xavier! 566 00:56:31,850 --> 00:56:34,768 Iye anangopha Lucho m'malo mwake. 567 00:56:34,937 --> 00:56:38,981 Amakondwerera gulu lapamwamba ndi akazi oyera. 568 00:56:41,025 --> 00:56:43,646 Inde ndinayesera kupeza zithunzi. 569 00:56:43,819 --> 00:56:47,437 Ndidzipaka woyera ndipo ndimazembera. 570 00:56:47,615 --> 00:56:53,119 Ndikudziwa kuti sikofunikira, koma palinso gouda. 571 00:56:54,789 --> 00:56:59,497 pool boy! 572 00:57:00,335 --> 00:57:05,377 �l� Kukuwa ndi kuyang’ana kumwamba kwa nthawi yaitali. 573 00:57:06,383 --> 00:57:12,005 Anapha abale anga angapo ndi asuweni ochepa. 574 00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,635 Ndikufuna kuwasamalira ndekha. 575 00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:20,845 Khala pansi, Kaisara. Ndizo ndendende zomwe akuyembekezera, kuti mumusiya m’mbuyo. 576 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:24,604 Ndimakhala mdera limenelo. Iye amakondedwa. 577 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:27,775 Simudzamugwira konse. 578 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:30,436 Zoyenera kuchita? - Tiyeni tidikire. 579 00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:33,650 Ndipo zoyipa! - Kodi mukuganiza kuti ndinu ndani? 580 00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:36,992 ndine waku Mexico amene alibe nazo ntchito�. 581 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:39,534 Ndimayamwa enchiladas ndi horchata. 582 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:44,663 Ndinasambira mpaka pansi popanda maphunziro a kusambira m'mbuyomo. 583 00:57:44,835 --> 00:57:48,500 Ndikuphunzira Chingerezi kuwerenga "Penthouse" mizati. 584 00:57:48,672 --> 00:57:53,381 Zikomo kwa ine mutha kugula maluwa kwa wokondedwa wanu - 585 00:57:53,552 --> 00:57:58,095 pamasiku ndi m'mipiringidzo kufotokoza zakukhosi. 586 00:57:58,265 --> 00:58:01,965 Kodi mwabwera nazo? Ndizosautsa kwenikweni. 587 00:58:02,144 --> 00:58:08,146 Mukagula duwa, ndinu timbewu. Ngati simugula, mtsikanayo amakonda. 588 00:58:08,316 --> 00:58:12,610 Njira imodzi kapena yina, inu simungakhoze kupeza mkazi usiku umenewo. 589 00:58:13,697 --> 00:58:15,190 Zoyenera kuchita? 590 00:58:15,364 --> 00:58:20,524 Tiyeni tiyimbire apolisi osadziwika za kutha kwa anthu aku Mexico. 591 00:58:20,702 --> 00:58:25,031 Tinene kuti tinawaona nthawi yomaliza pa malo a pool boy. 592 00:58:25,207 --> 00:58:28,907 Iye ndi wanzeru ndipo amachotsa thupi. 593 00:58:29,085 --> 00:58:30,283 Taonani, bwana! 594 00:58:30,461 --> 00:58:34,293 Ndili pansi pa mlatho wakale ku Los Angeles. 595 00:58:34,465 --> 00:58:38,509 Malinga ndi nsonga yomwe tidalandira munthu adawoneka akubweretsa - 596 00:58:38,677 --> 00:58:44,550 Matupi a 30 mpaka 40 aku Mexico ndi galimoto ya kampani yoyeretsa madzi. 597 00:58:44,725 --> 00:58:50,844 Munthuyo ndi wa ku Caucasus, 189 cm wamtali ndipo amalemera 92 kilogalamu. 598 00:58:51,022 --> 00:58:56,016 Ndi minofu kwambiri, amatha kupanga chikondi kwa maola 18 - 599 00:58:56,194 --> 00:59:00,903 ndipo amazindikira zaka za zana la 16 Zojambulajambula za ku Italy. 600 00:59:01,074 --> 00:59:06,945 Wojambula wa "National Geographic". adatha kupeza zithunzi izi. 601 00:59:07,121 --> 00:59:12,328 Ngati simukuwawona amuna awa, ndidziwitseni kwa iye adilesi ndi nambala yanga - 602 00:59:12,501 --> 00:59:16,333 chonde dikirani maola 18 ndiyeno itanani apolisi. 603 00:59:16,505 --> 00:59:19,589 Coroner kuzindikira matupi. 604 00:59:19,758 --> 00:59:24,964 Anthu okhala m'deralo ayenera kukhala kunyalanyaza fungo la Del Taco. 605 00:59:25,138 --> 00:59:29,882 Tsopano mnyamata wosambira ayenera kutero bwerani kwa ife. Pa, pa. 606 00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:39,478 Kuseka, kuseka, kuseka. - Chifukwa chiyani amabwera kwa ife? 607 00:59:39,651 --> 00:59:43,779 Chifukwa apolisi tsopano akuyenda m'deralo - 608 00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:48,027 ayenera kuvala valani chobisala ndi kutifunafuna. 609 00:59:48,201 --> 00:59:50,075 Mukudziwa bwanji zonsezi? 610 00:59:50,245 --> 00:59:54,456 Ine... basi...ndikudziwa. 611 00:59:54,624 --> 00:59:57,374 Tiyeni tisekenso. 612 01:00:01,796 --> 01:00:04,086 Kuseka, kuseka, kuseka. 613 01:00:05,758 --> 01:00:08,380 Wandinamiza Bando. 614 01:00:08,554 --> 01:00:13,298 Munati palibe magazi aku Mexico akuyenda chifukwa cha banja lanu lakufa. 615 01:00:13,474 --> 01:00:16,974 Sindikudziwa ngakhale zomwe ukunena. - Sichoncho inu? 616 01:00:17,144 --> 01:00:20,146 Njira zinayi zonse zikukamba za izo. 617 01:00:20,315 --> 01:00:24,395 Chabwino m'misewu? Ayi, chifukwa anthu awa - 618 01:00:24,569 --> 01:00:28,567 ankaganiza kuti akugula zowonjezera zamfuti zaku Germany - 619 01:00:28,740 --> 01:00:31,408 kuchokera kwa wakupha yemwe amakhala pafupi. 620 01:00:31,575 --> 01:00:33,732 Ndikufuna tikiti��, sindifa. 621 01:00:33,910 --> 01:00:38,323 Sindingagule tikiti ndi pool boy wotero. 622 01:00:38,498 --> 01:00:41,415 Ndani akufuna kuwona jormi? 623 01:00:44,546 --> 01:00:46,337 Yang'anani pa izo. 624 01:00:46,505 --> 01:00:50,337 Mnyamata wa pool ndi ngwazi weniweni waku America. 625 01:00:50,509 --> 01:00:55,088 Monga Eli Whitney, Martha Plimpton kapena Tommy Bahama. 626 01:00:55,890 --> 01:01:00,931 Osamukira kumayiko ena osaloledwa samabwera kuno muzamlengalenga. 627 01:01:01,103 --> 01:01:04,222 Adachita zosaloledwa pa dziko lake - 628 01:01:04,397 --> 01:01:10,815 ndipo zombo zawo zidatengedwa. Ndinamudziwa kale munthu wina dzina lake... 629 01:01:10,987 --> 01:01:13,904 Min, James Mason Carver - 630 01:01:14,073 --> 01:01:21,119 ndipo apolisi sitipumula kale ngati pool boy ali kuseri kwa mipiringidzo. 631 01:01:21,288 --> 01:01:26,365 Saloledwa kuyendayenda kupha anthu aku Mexico. 632 01:01:26,543 --> 01:01:28,500 Menyani ndi kumira. 633 01:01:28,670 --> 01:01:31,506 Palibenso mafunso. 634 01:01:31,674 --> 01:01:34,758 Anali meya. Meya wa Helkkar! 635 01:01:34,927 --> 01:01:38,923 Ngati akanakhala Ronald McDonald - 636 01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:42,216 chifukwa tsopano ndikufuna chitumbuwa. 637 01:01:45,894 --> 01:01:47,472 Tsopano! 638 01:01:50,524 --> 01:01:54,474 Kuponya kwina kotere ndipo mutaya moyo wanu. 639 01:01:54,653 --> 01:01:59,648 Anajambula zithunzi zochititsa chidwi sabata yatha ndipo adaphatikizidwa. 640 01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:03,987 Zithunzi zoyambirira waba wojambula - 641 01:02:04,161 --> 01:02:06,451 amene anayesa kuwagulira zinthu. 642 01:02:06,623 --> 01:02:09,539 Timapanga tsiku lalitali, kotero palibe zodabwitsa. 643 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:13,290 Ndipo mu maphunziro anga osewerera sabata yatha - 644 01:02:13,462 --> 01:02:16,877 aphunzitsi adapereka mawonekedwe Kuchokera ku "The Birdcage" - 645 01:02:17,048 --> 01:02:21,675 ndi "Ladykillersist�", kotero ndinadziwa zomwe ndikuchita. 646 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:31,977 Ndikuganiza kuti ndagunda. 647 01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:34,768 Meya sapereka chochita. 648 01:02:34,941 --> 01:02:38,274 Akufuna ma scouts awiri pamaso pa nyumba yanu - 649 01:02:38,444 --> 01:02:42,690 ndipo mukutsatiridwa; mpaka matupi adziwika. 650 01:02:42,864 --> 01:02:45,651 Koma kukudziwani inu ndi chidole chamanja icho - 651 01:02:45,825 --> 01:02:48,530 zomwe sizimakulumikizani ndi matupi. 652 01:02:48,703 --> 01:02:52,368 Sindidziphatikiza ndi matupi. 653 01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:56,372 Nthawi yomweyo ndinasamuka kwa tsitsi losavutali. 654 01:02:56,544 --> 01:03:00,541 Nditani? Kwa zithunzi za "National Geographic"? 655 01:03:00,714 --> 01:03:05,341 Ndinapereka report yanga, kuti munagwira ntchito mwa iwo monga chitsanzo. 656 01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:09,838 Ngati mukufuna chibwenzi, ali pano tsiku lililonse. 657 01:03:11,975 --> 01:03:16,683 Icho chinali chithunzi cholakwika. Ndi iyeyo mwina kumenekonso tsiku lililonse. 658 01:03:18,690 --> 01:03:20,314 Yang'anani pa izi. 659 01:03:20,483 --> 01:03:22,392 KUSAMBA KWA RUSI 660 01:03:22,568 --> 01:03:26,518 Ndimakonda malo awa. Palibe chifukwa chobvala swimsuit. 661 01:03:26,697 --> 01:03:28,903 Ndani ameneyo? - Kaisara. 662 01:03:29,074 --> 01:03:32,858 Monga saladi imeneyo? - Monga msuzi. 663 01:03:33,037 --> 01:03:37,745 Chifukwa chiyani kusamba kwa Russia? Anthu aku Mexico amadana ndi mvula. 664 01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:42,246 Chinthucho ndi chachikulu pang'ono. Anthu a ku Russia akugwira nawo ntchitoyi. 665 01:03:44,256 --> 01:03:46,828 Chifukwa chiyani? - Tikukhala mu nkhondo yozizira. 666 01:03:47,008 --> 01:03:52,594 Amafuna anthu aku Mexico kugwira ntchito zonse ku USA. 667 01:03:52,763 --> 01:03:55,336 Damn izo... 668 01:03:58,476 --> 01:04:01,763 Tsopano mukudziwa chifukwa chake filimuyo sinafunidwe. 669 01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:04,560 Mulungu Dalitsani Michael Moore. 670 01:04:04,733 --> 01:04:08,018 Ganizirani motere zingakhale zochititsa manyazi ku USA - 671 01:04:08,194 --> 01:04:13,437 ngati mwana wazaka 10 adawulula dzikolo chinsinsi chachikulu cha ndale? 672 01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:18,325 O, inu mukhoza kuchita izo? Ichi ndichifukwa chake tili ndi vuto lachuma tsopano. 673 01:04:18,496 --> 01:04:24,331 Ichi ndichifukwa chake mabanki amalephera komanso ku Russia ndi oyenda mumlengalenga abwino kuposa ife. 674 01:04:24,501 --> 01:04:27,704 Akuluakuluwo ankadziwa kuti ndili kumbuyo - 675 01:04:27,879 --> 01:04:31,711 pamene ndinapanga filimuyo sanachite kalikonse. 676 01:04:31,883 --> 01:04:37,803 Iwo ankadziwa kuti Russian ndipo mgwirizano wa Mexico ukanakhala mapeto athu. 677 01:04:37,973 --> 01:04:44,010 Tikamamwa vodka kapena kudya taco, chikominisi chimapambana. 678 01:04:44,187 --> 01:04:47,638 Iwe unali utapita kalekale kotero ndikhala wowongoka tsopano. 679 01:04:47,815 --> 01:04:52,311 Anthu aku Russia amathandizira Anthu aku Mexico kupita kudziko limenelo. 680 01:04:52,486 --> 01:04:56,150 Pafupi ndi dziwe pali chopanda pamwamba anazimitsa mtsikana. 681 01:04:56,322 --> 01:05:00,735 N'chifukwa chiyani ukundiuza zimenezo? - Kodi tingajambule zithunzi zingapo? 682 01:05:00,910 --> 01:05:02,618 Zomverera ndiye. 683 01:05:02,787 --> 01:05:06,487 Msungwana wanga ali mu studio yojambula zithunzi. Ndikutsimikiza... 684 01:05:06,665 --> 01:05:10,200 Sangalalani! - Tiyeni tijambule chithunzi chimodzi ndi pratk. 685 01:05:10,377 --> 01:05:14,505 Mnzanga ku CIA amafuna, kusonyeza izi. 686 01:05:25,101 --> 01:05:28,385 Chifukwa chiyani mwachokera ku CIA zithunzi za ana okongola? 687 01:05:28,561 --> 01:05:31,681 Satellite inawatenga Pamwamba pa Russia. 688 01:05:31,856 --> 01:05:36,767 Gary Newman, Russian wasayansi amene anamanga Sputnik - 689 01:05:36,944 --> 01:05:41,072 adanena kuti� ngati waku Mexico ali ndi mwana ku USA - 690 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:44,360 adzakhala Nzika yaku America. 691 01:05:44,535 --> 01:05:48,996 Onse akhale nzika, chifukwa sagwiritsa ntchito kondomu! 692 01:05:54,210 --> 01:05:57,661 Mizere? - "Zowona, koma ndi zomwe lamulo likunena." 693 01:05:57,839 --> 01:06:00,875 Kulondola, koma ndi zomwe lamulo likunena. 694 01:06:01,050 --> 01:06:04,335 Anthu aku Russia akutikhumudwitsa. 695 01:06:04,512 --> 01:06:08,379 Osati mu nthawi yanga. Wotchi yanga silowa madzi. 696 01:06:08,557 --> 01:06:13,135 Ndithetsa Mexico ndi Russia. 697 01:06:19,317 --> 01:06:22,318 Pepani bwana - 698 01:06:24,573 --> 01:06:27,063 chifukwa ndidzachimwa. 699 01:06:27,242 --> 01:06:32,153 Sindikudziwa choti ndichite kuyambira pomwe ndidapita ku Vietnam - 700 01:06:32,330 --> 01:06:35,496 kotero ine sindiri kwathunthu mu malingaliro anga. 701 01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:38,156 Mwathupi - 702 01:06:38,334 --> 01:06:42,795 Ndili bwino monga tawonera m'nkhani ino - 703 01:06:42,964 --> 01:06:49,216 komwe ndimachita kupha mayendedwe� Kuphatikizidwa ndi saxophone. 704 01:06:50,805 --> 01:06:55,182 Mwamaganizo, ndili pabwalo ngati munthu wa chipale chofewa. 705 01:06:56,769 --> 01:07:00,138 Ndipatseni mphamvu, Ambuye. Kulimba mtima. 706 01:07:00,315 --> 01:07:04,358 Ndi T-sheti yopanda manja, zomwe zikuwonetsa mawonekedwe anga - 707 01:07:04,526 --> 01:07:09,686 kotero kuti ndisawawopsyeze aku Russia ndi anthu aku Mexico ndikuwapha - 708 01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:12,437 mu spa. 709 01:07:12,616 --> 01:07:15,190 �l�k� kupereka Ndikuwoneka ngati wachigololo. 710 01:07:15,370 --> 01:07:21,953 Ndine wakupha yemwe samatero anachita chinthu chochititsa chidwi. 711 01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:30,922 Zikomo, bwana. 712 01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:35,305 Ngati sindikwanitsa, tiwonana posachedwa 713 01:07:47,024 --> 01:07:52,610 Musaiwale Vietnam ndi kuti ndasokonezeka kwathunthu. 714 01:07:52,779 --> 01:07:57,073 Ndicho chifukwa chake ndiyenera kuchita chinachake chonga ichi. 715 01:07:57,242 --> 01:08:00,326 Vietnam idandipangitsa kukhala watsankho. 716 01:08:00,495 --> 01:08:03,745 Ndikungonena. Vietnam imayambitsa. 717 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,453 Misozi yolimba, Yesu. 718 01:08:08,628 --> 01:08:11,333 Misozi yolimba. 719 01:08:18,345 --> 01:08:22,129 Mwana wanu ndi woyipa kwambiri pa baseball! 720 01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:27,223 Baseball, baseball... 721 01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:38,983 alamu, chinachake chikuchitika tsopano. 722 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:41,398 Nanga ndi chiyaninso? 723 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:44,402 Imani! 724 01:08:44,578 --> 01:08:46,487 �l� kuwombera! 725 01:08:46,663 --> 01:08:50,875 "Timmy the Clown, munthu wanthabwala yekha mtawunimo." 726 01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:57,792 Rappi, ndi woseketsa wa rap. Payenera kuti panali typo. 727 01:08:59,425 --> 01:09:01,751 Muyenera kukonza. 728 01:09:01,928 --> 01:09:06,673 Bwanji mwamuchotsera munthu wamkulu wopanda ana? 729 01:09:06,850 --> 01:09:09,850 Tinkakwera mapiri. 730 01:09:10,603 --> 01:09:13,520 Kumatanthauza kugonana. 731 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,523 Ifenso timachita kukwera mapiri� nthawi zambiri. 732 01:09:26,576 --> 01:09:29,493 Mwina tingathe chitirani limodzi nthawi ina. 733 01:09:30,538 --> 01:09:34,866 Chavuta ndi chiyani, ndiimbireni ine. Nambala ili kumbali ya galimotoyo. 734 01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,331 Chabwino. 735 01:09:37,503 --> 01:09:40,457 Kodi mukufuna kumva rap? 736 01:09:40,631 --> 01:09:42,837 Bwanji osatero. - Zabwino. 737 01:09:44,593 --> 01:09:49,469 Ndine Timmy ndipo ndine wabwino koposa ndani akufuna kukhala anal�? 738 01:09:56,562 --> 01:09:59,432 555-2424, kuwonjezera 69. 739 01:09:59,606 --> 01:10:02,939 Ndinazilemba kale. - Munthu wodabwitsa kwambiri. 740 01:10:03,109 --> 01:10:07,356 Zili choncho. - Ndikupita kukwera phiri. 741 01:10:35,724 --> 01:10:38,475 Yafa pano. 742 01:10:38,643 --> 01:10:42,806 Mukuganiza chiyani? Ndi mochedwa kwambiri kuyimba timmy? 743 01:10:42,980 --> 01:10:47,025 Tinangokumana nawo. - Ayi, afunseni nkhomaliro. 744 01:10:47,193 --> 01:10:49,316 Ndine wotembereredwa. 745 01:10:50,154 --> 01:10:54,151 Lingaliro labwino. Ndimayatsa choyankhulira. 746 01:10:56,577 --> 01:11:00,621 Mudasewera Salvatore Bando ku nyimbo zaku Germany - 747 01:11:00,789 --> 01:11:03,244 komanso ndimayeretsa malo osambira. 748 01:11:03,416 --> 01:11:06,167 Ngati ma rake ali mu holo, sankhani 1. 749 01:11:06,335 --> 01:11:09,041 Ngati iwo alephera, sankhani 2. 750 01:11:09,214 --> 01:11:14,836 Ngati dziwe lili lakuda, sankhani 62, D ya David, E ya Ecuador - 751 01:11:15,010 --> 01:11:19,008 1399-472-3187. 752 01:11:19,181 --> 01:11:21,340 Wachigololo uyo! 753 01:11:23,769 --> 01:11:29,308 Auto 72 imayimba pakati. Nthawi yayitali kuyang'ana vani yapinki - 754 01:11:29,482 --> 01:11:34,689 chomwe chapakidwa utoto m’mbali Chithunzi cha Timmy wosewera. 755 01:11:34,862 --> 01:11:39,488 Tandimverani. Ngati iye akuti wokwera phiri kwa nthawi yayitali - 756 01:11:39,658 --> 01:11:42,695 ndi chiwembu. Safuna kugonana nawe. 757 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:44,993 Akunama! 758 01:11:45,163 --> 01:11:51,000 Woseweretsa ndi wakupha zokayikitsa pool boy! 759 01:12:28,955 --> 01:12:30,912 Ndizomwezo. 760 01:13:07,658 --> 01:13:09,650 Tsopano tiyeni tivine. 761 01:13:09,827 --> 01:13:13,954 Chabwino. Hector, muwonetseni momwe timavina 762 01:13:18,793 --> 01:13:20,702 Satana! 763 01:13:20,878 --> 01:13:24,163 Zisiyeni! 764 01:13:24,339 --> 01:13:29,417 Zinali zenizeni. Itanani ambulansi! 765 01:13:31,097 --> 01:13:33,634 Ndinaomberedwadi. 766 01:13:37,060 --> 01:13:39,219 Zikomo, Peters. 767 01:13:41,064 --> 01:13:43,556 Damn, kwatentha! 768 01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:46,066 Pepani. 769 01:13:46,235 --> 01:13:52,771 Mwa mafilimu anga 109, ndi imodzi yokha scene, what� katun. oh Mulungu... 770 01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:57,201 Ameneyo si Yesu koma katswiri wathu wa zida. 771 01:13:57,371 --> 01:14:01,119 Ali ndi mnzako yemwe anandiphunzitsa kupanga zodzikongoletsera. 772 01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:04,992 Ankafuna kupita ku mafilimu, choncho ndinamulemba ntchito. 773 01:14:05,170 --> 01:14:10,757 Iye analibe chidziwitso ndi zida ndipo anatenga mfuti yodzaza naye. 774 01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:14,626 Pamene Hector anawombera Jan, iye anafa. 775 01:14:16,222 --> 01:14:20,598 KUTHA KWA NTHAWI YOMWEYO 776 01:14:20,767 --> 01:14:25,394 GAWO WOGWA 777 01:14:37,450 --> 01:14:43,535 SIYANI, OKONDEDWA PRINCE Ngwazi yakuchitapo kanthu idamwalira 778 01:14:51,045 --> 01:14:53,453 Chifukwa ndine katswiri - 779 01:14:53,632 --> 01:14:57,795 Ndinamufunsa wolowa m'malo wa Jan chidziwitso m'munda. 780 01:14:57,969 --> 01:15:02,097 "Ayi konse." Ndi pamene ndinadziwa kuti filimuyo idzamalizidwa. 781 01:15:03,975 --> 01:15:07,723 DOUG NOONAN WOYERA KALE 782 01:15:08,771 --> 01:15:13,979 Ngati ndikanatha kuwomba pa izo zakumwa zambiri. Zimenezo zingakhale zodabwitsa. 783 01:15:14,152 --> 01:15:19,192 Pamene Saint James adandifunsa filimu - 784 01:15:19,364 --> 01:15:24,571 Jan atamwalira, ndinasangalala kwambiri. Zinayamba nthawi yomweyo. 785 01:15:24,744 --> 01:15:27,234 Koma ndinali ndi mantha pang'ono. 786 01:15:27,413 --> 01:15:33,368 Osati chifukwa cha imfa ya Jan, kumenya iye. Ndinapita ku kanema. 787 01:15:33,544 --> 01:15:36,830 Sindinali wa bungwe la zisudzo - 788 01:15:37,006 --> 01:15:40,505 kotero ine ndatero sipangakhale zofananira�. 789 01:15:40,676 --> 01:15:44,259 James Woyera anandikokera pambali ndipo anati: 790 01:15:44,430 --> 01:15:48,807 "Ndidzasamalira malo anu kenako. Mukuti bwanji nazo?" 791 01:15:48,976 --> 01:15:52,925 Inde ndinakhutitsidwa. Iye anali wa mgwirizano. 792 01:15:53,105 --> 01:15:56,520 Ine ndinaganiza izo pamene filimu yoyamba - 793 01:15:56,691 --> 01:16:02,395 Ndipeza akazi ndi abwenzi abwino, Ndikupita ku red carpet. 794 01:16:02,571 --> 01:16:04,896 Ndikadalamulira dziko lapansi. 795 01:16:05,074 --> 01:16:09,617 Zaka 20 pambuyo pake Ine sindine wa mgwirizano panobe. 796 01:16:10,620 --> 01:16:15,578 Agogo nyumba yomvetsa chisoni ku Fairfax. 797 01:16:16,418 --> 01:16:20,462 Pali nyumba imodzi yomwe ilipo. 798 01:16:20,630 --> 01:16:23,833 Ngati mukufuna, Ndikhoza kuchipereka. 799 01:16:25,218 --> 01:16:27,625 Ndimakhala ku Hollywood ... 800 01:17:02,044 --> 01:17:03,537 Tsopano tiyeni tivine. 801 01:17:03,712 --> 01:17:07,080 Hector, muwonetseni momwe timavina 802 01:17:24,315 --> 01:17:26,640 Zosangalatsidwa tsopano. 803 01:17:27,985 --> 01:17:32,528 Inu munali pool boy kale. -Nanenso. 804 01:17:33,740 --> 01:17:36,313 Koma pakhala nthawi yayitali. 805 01:17:36,493 --> 01:17:39,659 Pakhala nthawi yayitali! 806 01:17:41,789 --> 01:17:46,415 Yakwana nthawi yoti muthawire kumalire. 807 01:17:46,585 --> 01:17:49,705 Chinga tu madre! 808 01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:19,688 Viva Mexico! 809 01:18:20,742 --> 01:18:23,946 Umu ndi momwe Kaisara amagwera. 810 01:18:25,789 --> 01:18:31,128 Dinani, tapani, tapani. Wachita bwino, pool boy. 811 01:18:31,294 --> 01:18:33,333 Ndiwe ndani gehena? 812 01:18:33,504 --> 01:18:39,045 Wasayansi waku Russia Gary Newman, Crazy Face Gary. 813 01:18:39,219 --> 01:18:43,085 Monga mukuwonera, nkhope yanga yaundana. 814 01:18:43,263 --> 01:18:47,391 Zinangochitika pamene ndinayesera kukhala ndi orgasm - 815 01:18:47,559 --> 01:18:50,809 ndi mkazi wake Karen. 816 01:18:50,979 --> 01:18:56,021 Ndinabwera kuno zaka 10 zapitazo pa ntchito ya kazitape yachinsinsi. 817 01:18:56,192 --> 01:19:00,818 Ndinkafuna kugonana kotchipa ndi mtsikana waku America - 818 01:19:00,988 --> 01:19:04,772 choncho ndinayankha malonda a nyuzipepala. 819 01:19:04,950 --> 01:19:10,704 Zonse zinayenda bwino. Chirasha Ndimakonda udindo wa umishonare. 820 01:19:10,873 --> 01:19:15,251 Pamene ndinali kubwera, foni inaitana. 821 01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:18,708 Akhoza kukhala mwamuna wanga. 822 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:23,044 Lolani kuti ipite ku voicemail. - Sizingatheke. Iye ali ku Vietnam. 823 01:19:23,218 --> 01:19:28,211 Chifukwa chiyani ali ku Vietnam? A US sangathe kupambana nkhondo imeneyo. 824 01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:32,303 Kale anali pool boy - 825 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:37,767 Nthawi ino ku Los, koma anaona zinthu zoipa kwambiri. 826 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:40,395 Icho chinagwedeza mimba yake. 827 01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:45,313 Wabweranso kuno ngati pool boy, ngati nkhondoyo idzatha. 828 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:50,150 Ndiyenera kuyankha. - Ayi, dikirani ... 829 01:19:50,326 --> 01:19:52,947 Dikirani pang'ono... 830 01:19:53,913 --> 01:19:56,284 Sangalalani! 831 01:19:59,210 --> 01:20:02,875 Moni? Bando, ndi iweyo? 832 01:20:05,841 --> 01:20:09,791 Mukuyimba kuchokera kumeneko koyamba. 833 01:20:09,970 --> 01:20:12,591 Kodi muyenera kupha munthu? Ndikudikirira. 834 01:20:12,764 --> 01:20:16,548 Chifukwa cha kuyitana kwanu Ndinakhala chonchi - 835 01:20:16,726 --> 01:20:21,472 ndipo ndimagwiritsa ntchito synthesizer yamawu monga Stephen Hawking. 836 01:20:21,648 --> 01:20:27,850 Ndicho chifukwa chake ndinapatsa aku Mexico tenga bizinesi yoyeretsa madzi - 837 01:20:28,028 --> 01:20:32,606 chifukwa ndidadziwa kuti adzatsogolera inu molunjika kwa ine. 838 01:20:32,782 --> 01:20:35,190 Konzekerani kufa. 839 01:20:49,257 --> 01:20:51,498 Oo Mulungu wanga! 840 01:20:56,930 --> 01:21:00,346 Ndine wokondwa nazo kuti potsiriza ndidzakupha iwe. 841 01:21:00,517 --> 01:21:07,183 Mawu anga amagwirizana ndi malingaliro anga pa nthawi ino. Chabwino, pool boy. 842 01:21:07,356 --> 01:21:13,312 Ndiye woimira mgwirizano wa zisudzo anabwera kudzagwira Doug. 843 01:21:16,073 --> 01:21:20,735 Kuti ndiwonetse mathero oyenera - 844 01:21:20,912 --> 01:21:24,956 adayenera kutenga wosewera yekhayo, ndani akanakhoza kuchita icho. 845 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:29,744 Sindingakugonjetseni. 846 01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:33,787 Simungathe. Ndikuchitira Karen izi. 847 01:21:39,094 --> 01:21:40,637 Jimmy! 848 01:21:49,188 --> 01:21:51,857 Ndikakamira. 849 01:21:55,485 --> 01:21:58,402 Zochititsa manyazi kwambiri. - Ndi. 850 01:22:04,660 --> 01:22:07,993 Moncrief, nazonso. 851 01:22:13,210 --> 01:22:15,202 Ndine wakufa. 852 01:22:15,379 --> 01:22:18,047 Hello, pool boy. 853 01:22:20,050 --> 01:22:21,248 Nanga ndi chiyaninso? 854 01:22:21,427 --> 01:22:26,847 Ndine Sidney wochokera ku Milwaukee Bucks Moncrief. Ndikuganiza kuti mukufuna thandizo. 855 01:22:28,558 --> 01:22:30,930 Bwanji mungandithandize? 856 01:22:31,102 --> 01:22:36,475 Ndinakwatiranso mkazi wako pamene munali ku Vietnam. 857 01:22:36,649 --> 01:22:41,476 Monga chizindikiro chakuthokoza kwanga ndi ulemu wanga - 858 01:22:41,653 --> 01:22:44,820 Ndikufuna kukupatsirani - 859 01:22:44,990 --> 01:22:51,657 kope la malaya ophunzitsira awa, zomwe sizinavomerezedwe ndi NBA - 860 01:22:51,830 --> 01:22:55,281 wopanda logo - 861 01:22:55,458 --> 01:22:59,835 zomwe zikhoza kuphatikizidwa�� ku National Basketball Association. 862 01:23:00,004 --> 01:23:02,459 Zikomo Crief. 863 01:23:02,632 --> 01:23:05,751 19 ndi nambala yanga yamwayi. 864 01:23:05,926 --> 01:23:11,798 Ndipita kwa inu tsopano ndipo ndimachita maphwando pafupi ndi dziwe losambira. 865 01:23:12,641 --> 01:23:15,926 Zikumveka zabwino. 866 01:23:19,856 --> 01:23:26,772 THAWITSA TSANKHO 867 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:39,070 Gouda anabweretsa Azakhali anga aku Holland. 868 01:23:39,249 --> 01:23:41,917 Rela tsopano ndikukhala ndi coke. 869 01:23:42,084 --> 01:23:45,619 Mukunena zowona. Iyi ndi pool party! 870 01:23:48,882 --> 01:23:52,880 Timalimbana ndi nkhanu! 871 01:23:58,308 --> 01:24:03,433 Bando, simunathe kugwira ngakhale nthawi zina nthawi yopuma kuti mukasangalale ndi moyo? 872 01:24:04,647 --> 01:24:07,851 Munathamangitsa anthu aku Mexico kuchokera mumzinda - 873 01:24:08,027 --> 01:24:11,941 munagonjetsa Chirasha Wasayansi wamkulu wa Sputnik - 874 01:24:12,114 --> 01:24:15,813 ndipo mwapereka maphunziro ophunzirira kwa hule la mnansi. 875 01:24:15,992 --> 01:24:18,909 Khalani chete, Bando. Kokani wophika pang'ono - 876 01:24:19,078 --> 01:24:22,778 ndipo tiyeni tiwone pamene Sidney Moncrief anakwatira mkazi wanga. 877 01:24:22,956 --> 01:24:27,618 Sindingathe. Simudziwa, amene akonza zoipa. 878 01:24:27,795 --> 01:24:30,831 WHO? 879 01:24:31,006 --> 01:24:32,963 Carl? 880 01:24:35,093 --> 01:24:39,043 Uthenga kwa Carl! Kwa Carl, zikomo! 881 01:24:39,222 --> 01:24:46,055 Ukapanda kundiuza kuti iye ndi ndani, ndikupha inu. Ndinabwera kuchokera ku Koreatown. 882 01:24:48,563 --> 01:24:51,897 Kodi "Koreatown" ndi chiyani kwenikweni? 883 01:24:53,485 --> 01:24:55,561 Muyenera kukhala watsopano pano. 884 01:24:55,737 --> 01:25:00,482 Ndi dera lonse, amene ali m'manja mwathu. 885 01:25:07,499 --> 01:25:10,535 Osati mu nthawi yanga. 886 01:25:17,591 --> 01:25:22,929 Kanema wovuta. Muyenera kuganiza, chifukwa chiyani Jan Van Hammer analipo. 887 01:25:23,096 --> 01:25:27,592 Ankanamizira kuti wafa kuyambitsa ufulu wa abambo. 888 01:25:27,766 --> 01:25:31,267 Pamene mwanayo sanali wake, anabwerera nthawi yomweyo. 889 01:25:31,438 --> 01:25:36,063 Ndi zomwe Jan Van Hammer ali. Wodzaza ndi sitayilo, osati gay. 890 01:25:37,193 --> 01:25:41,771 Ma cubes a tchizi abwino? - Ayi, zikomo, Peters. 891 01:25:41,947 --> 01:25:45,197 Umenewo unali mzere wanga wotsiriza. - Zoona. 892 01:25:45,367 --> 01:25:49,863 Mu 1990 filimu iyi zikanathetsa tsankho - 893 01:25:50,039 --> 01:25:52,612 kulimbikitsa malire ndi kugonana kotetezeka� - 894 01:25:52,791 --> 01:25:59,244 ndipo Sidney Moncrief akanatha Kwa Dream Team mu 1992. 895 01:26:04,051 --> 01:26:08,594 Kumbukirani "Allaspoika III: Kuwombera komaliza kwa Gary". 896 01:26:08,764 --> 01:26:13,141 Ayenera kubwera mu 2014, ngati censor ayi... 897 01:26:14,687 --> 01:26:16,928 Mapeto. 898 01:26:17,105 --> 01:26:19,311 Kapena ndi choncho? 899 01:26:22,486 --> 01:26:28,317 SubLand.info