1
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[Vault door clanking]

2
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Stop! Lucy!

3
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[Lucy MacLean]
<i>I'm looking for my father.</i>

4
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You are my world.

5
00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,391
[Lucy] <i>He was kidnapped
by this woman named Moldaver.</i>

6
00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:28,916
[Wilzig] <i>You need to go home.</i>

7
00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,541
<i>Vault Dwellers are
an endangered species here.</i>

8
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<i>You come from a world of rules, of laws.</i>

9
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This place is indifferent to all of that.

10
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I'm not going back without my dad.

11
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Then you will have to adapt.

12
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[Honcho]
<i>A bounty came down.</i>

13
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<i>Somebody made a run...
From the Enclave.</i>

14
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[Quintus]
<i>This target has with him an object</i>

15
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<i>of profound potential</i>

16
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to harm our nation

17
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or to save it.

18
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[Cocking gun]

19
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- [Ghoul] <i>Where is it?</i>
- [Lucy] <i>You can't treat people like this!</i>

20
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[Screaming]

21
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[Ghoul]
<i>Yeah? Why's that?</i>

22
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Because of the golden rule.

23
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<i>"Do unto others as you would have
done unto you."</i>

24
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What are you?

25
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Oh, I'm you, sweetie.

26
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You just give it a little time.

27
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[Kate Williams] <i>Vault-Tec
is the largest company in America.</i>

28
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There’s a lot of money in selling
the end of the world.

29
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- [Cooper] What is it?
- [Kate] It's a listening device.

30
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You want me to spy on my wife?

31
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[Barb] <i>I will do whatever it takes
to make sure the people I love--</i>

32
00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:54,832
<i>That is you and that is Janey--</i>

33
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Go into a special Vault
for management.

34
00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:02,874
[Kate] <i>America has been locked
in a resource war.</i>

35
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<i>Vault-Tec bought the means
to end that war.</i>

36
00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:08,500
<i>Cold Fusion. Infinite energy.</i>

37
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- Whoo.
- [Device beeps]

38
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[Barb]
<i>A nuclear event would be a tragedy.</i>

39
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<i>But also an opportunity.</i>

40
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<i>Because war, well...</i>

41
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War never changes.

42
00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:30,691
The water chip is destroyed.

43
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The Vault only has enough water to keep
our population alive for two months.

44
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[Betty]
<i>We are the lucky ones.</i>

45
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<i>Three Vaults separated to prevent
the spread of threats.</i>

46
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You don't think it's weird that we
always elect an Overseer from Vault 31?

47
00:02:43,958 --> 00:02:45,625
Steph's from Vault 31.

48
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[Betty] <i>Some of us will be moving
into Vault 32 to start anew.</i>

49
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[Norm]
<i>Is this where my dad's from?</i>

50
00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,249
[Bud Askins/Brain-on-a-Roomba]
<i>These are Bud's Buds.</i>

51
00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:06,499
<i>My Buds.
A well-trained staff</i>

52
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<i>of highly supervised junior executives</i>

53
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<i>from my own assistant training program.</i>

54
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<i>Because the future of humanity
comes down to one word:</i>

55
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<i>management.</i>

56
00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:19,475
You know,
I actually have to get back home.

57
00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:25,958
My name isn't Titus.
It's Maximus.

58
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Titus is the name of the Knight
who owned this suit before me.

59
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[Roaring]

60
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[Lucy]
You're a good person.

61
00:03:34,541 --> 00:03:36,208
The Wasteland sucks.

62
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[Maximus]
<i>The Brotherhood.</i>

63
00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:45,408
They're never gonna
stop looking for the artifact.

64
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Find me.

65
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I will.

66
00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,166
Give me my dad back.

67
00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:07,458
But first...

68
00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,041
<i>What if I tell you who he really is?</i>

69
00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,500
<i>Shady Sands.</i>

70
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<i>Your father burned that city
to the ground.</i>

71
00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:23,332
I wonder if anyone survived.

72
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[Maximus] <i>I did.</i>

73
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[Hank] <i>If the problem
with the world is factions,</i>

74
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<i>endlessly fighting,
endlessly at war,</i>

75
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then what is the solution
but to get rid of the factions?

76
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<i>To make the world us,</i>

77
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<i>only ours to shape.</i>

78
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[Hank]
<i>You see what this place does to people?</i>

79
00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:59,458
Now I've waited over 200 years

80
00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:03,541
to ask somebody one question.

81
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,541
Where's my fuckin' family?

82
00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,999
<i>It's easier to track a stuck pig</i>

83
00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,375
<i>than to ask it where it's off to.</i>

84
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Now you can stay here

85
00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,874
or you could come meet your makers.

86
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Okey-dokey.

87
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[Troops]
<i>All hail Knight Maximus!</i>

88
00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:42,791
All hail Knight Maximus!

89
00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,999
All hail Knight Maximus!

90
00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,791
All hail Knight Maximus!

91
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[Ghoul]
<i>You look out at this Wasteland,</i>

92
00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,666
<i>looks like chaos.</i>

93
00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,283
<i>But there’s always somebody
behind the wheel.</i>

94
00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:14,041
[♪ Peggy Lee: "Cheek to Cheek"]

95
00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,375
<i>♪ Heaven ♪</i>

96
00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:28,583
<i>♪ I'm in heaven ♪</i>

97
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[Mr. Handy]
<i>Could I help you have a better day?</i>

98
00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,957
<i>♪ And my heart beats so
that I can hardly speak ♪</i>

99
00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:36,791
[Crowd shouting]

100
00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:39,207
<i>♪ And I seem to find...</i>

101
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[Robert House] <i>Look, our primary concern
at RobCo Industries</i>

102
00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:45,666
<i>is creating greater efficiency
in the workplace.</i>

103
00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:48,124
<i>If the American government
needs a hand</i>

104
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<i>in settling our more
international disputes...</i>

105
00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:54,249
<i>Well they know who to call.</i>

106
00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,333
[Bill]
Goddamn parasite is what he is.

107
00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,383
We didn't vote for this dumb maggot.

108
00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:01,875
[Stranger]
Oh, yes we did.

109
00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:05,591
- [Pool balls clacking]
- [lighter flicking]

110
00:07:10,541 --> 00:07:12,958
Every dollar spent is a vote cast.

111
00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:17,332
And that fellow right there,
he has more votes

112
00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:20,708
than every one of those
pan-headed politicians in Washington.

113
00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:25,083
You his biggest fan or somethin'?

114
00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,333
[Tense music playing]

115
00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,541
Why yes.

116
00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:33,166
Yes, I believe I am.

117
00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:37,957
And if the will of the American people
was to endow that man

118
00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:41,457
with a significant portion
of its wealth, well...

119
00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:44,291
Well, good golly,
that can't be a bad thing now, can it?

120
00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,916
What trade are you in, friend?

121
00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:51,208
Construction.

122
00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:55,500
Ah. So you must use
the HandH Nail Gun.

123
00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:58,125
It's a marvelous machine.

124
00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:02,166
Nice in the hands,
smooth action.

125
00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,600
Sure beats using a silly old hammer,
doesn't it?

126
00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,416
Why, I thought you'd be grateful.

127
00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:10,583
"Grateful." [chuckles]

128
00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,600
I think you're in the wrong bar, pal.

129
00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:18,291
Hmm, obsolescence.

130
00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:21,166
[Clicking tongue]
It's a heck of a thing.

131
00:08:22,291 --> 00:08:24,374
You know, I try and see it
from your perspective,

132
00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:27,457
but it's hard to imagine being so dim

133
00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:30,041
as to be caught off guard
by the inevitable.

134
00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:33,166
[Grunting]

135
00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,000
[stranger]
Ah... Ah!

136
00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:41,041
Hit me in the mouth.

137
00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,333
I think I'd enjoy it.

138
00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:44,249
[Grunting]

139
00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:46,791
- [wheezing, groaning]
- [men laughing]

140
00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:54,291
I'm rarely wrong, but let's move on.

141
00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:57,458
[Button clicking]

142
00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:08,375
That is $31 million.

143
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,791
Now, what would you do
for all of that money?

144
00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,125
Short of ideas?

145
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:25,083
Well, that's no surprise.
How 'bout I offer you one?

146
00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:30,583
[Objects rustling]

147
00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:37,332
Allow me to put this...

148
00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:38,750
On the back of your neck.

149
00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:41,708
What the hell is it?

150
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:47,416
Oh, just call it good old-fashioned
market research.

151
00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:51,041
All I'm asking you to do
is to insert this

152
00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,666
into the back of your neck,

153
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,625
and all that nice money
right there is yours.

154
00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:59,624
How about I break those hands
you've never used?

155
00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,707
- See if you even notice.
- [Laughing]

156
00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:03,416
Then we'll take his money.

157
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,850
- These fucking rich people are so--
- Eh, well...

158
00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:08,083
[Gasping]

159
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,457
[grunting]

160
00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:14,416
[high-pitched ringing]

161
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,208
[ringing stops]

162
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,625
I'd like for you
to do me a small favor.

163
00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,332
[Black Box activates]

164
00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:30,708
Get rid of your friends.

165
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:37,791
[Bill's friend] Bill.

166
00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,541
Bill. Oh!

167
00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:40,625
Ooh!

168
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,625
Ooh!

169
00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:46,500
Oh, you fellows
do use the HandH Nail Gun!

170
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,541
[Loud thudding]

171
00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,125
You should feel good about it.

172
00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,625
You paid for all of this!

173
00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,683
- [Bat cracking, clattering]
- [stranger chuckles]

174
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,916
[dial turns]

175
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,916
- [dial turns]
- [Black Box sound intensifies]

176
00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,666
[dramatic music playing]

177
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,125
[body thuds]

178
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,708
[squelches]

179
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,624
<i>♪ Heaven ♪</i>

180
00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:37,791
<i>♪ Ooh, I'm in heaven ♪</i>

181
00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:42,833
The world may end,
but progress marches on.

182
00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:49,875
<i>♪ And I seem to find
the happiness I seek ♪</i>

183
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,500
<i>♪ When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek ♪</i>

184
00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:08,208
[Nick The Prick] Khans!

185
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,916
I got something real exciting
for you today.

186
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,250
[Inhaler hissing]

187
00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:20,791
This asshole
has been tormentin' us Khans

188
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:22,875
since before your granddaddies
were born.

189
00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:24,916
And today!

190
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,041
[Chuckles]

191
00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:31,124
Some little bounty hunter
put him right in our fuckin' laps.

192
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,208
So, now we settle the score!

193
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,416
How do you feel about that?

194
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,125
[Ominous music playing]

195
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,875
Didn't that used to be a store?

196
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:58,749
I think I bought a soda pop there
'bout 25 years back.

197
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:01,249
Are you about fuckin' done?

198
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,999
We got some justice to--

199
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,374
Darla! Yeah, woman behind the counter,
her name was Darla.

200
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,958
She was a reasonable woman

201
00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:13,416
'til you matching-jacket motherfuckers
had to move in.

202
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:19,625
Well, it's been nice chattin' with y'all,
but if it's okay with you...

203
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,325
I'm about ready to get on with it.

204
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,041
What, you can't hear me?

205
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,750
I'll say it louder.
I said...

206
00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:30,750
I'm about ready to get on with it.

207
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,333
[Vocalist yodeling]

208
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:39,458
To get on with it!

209
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,083
Fuck.

210
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,291
[Grunting]

211
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,999
[rope creaking]

212
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,833
- [Ghoul choking]
- [Nick laughing]

213
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,832
[sighs]

214
00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:57,457
[laughter continues]

215
00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,374
- Well, you--
- [Lucy MacLean] Hi, excuse me.

216
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,457
Hi.

217
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,541
'Scuse me.
So sorry.

218
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,249
I'm hoping you can settle
an argument

219
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,832
between myself
and my traveling companion there.

220
00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:10,749
We are hunting down my father,
who is not a good guy.

221
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:13,874
And on this journey, we found ourselves
in need of food and supplies.

222
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:16,957
Plan A was to leave you alone
and avoid this scenario altogether,

223
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,941
but we've tried that,
and I'd just start starving to death.

224
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,249
- [Chuckles]
- [choking]

225
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:24,416
Plan B-- his idea, by the way--
Was for me to turn him over to you

226
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,041
so that you would open up your safe
and give me

227
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,749
the considerable bounty
you put out on him.

228
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,433
- Fucking shoot!
- The idea was I would shoot him down,

229
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,916
he'd take your weapons,

230
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,832
and use whatever violence necessary
in order for us to escape.

231
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,583
Which, in my experience thus far is...

232
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,625
It's a lot of violence, so...

233
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:44,316
I'm really, really hoping
you'll agree to Plan C?

234
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:47,750
What's Plan C?

235
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,291
[Choking]

236
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:51,958
You just let us go.

237
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:54,999
And we keep the caps you gave me,

238
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,125
which to be clear,
we do need for our survival.

239
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,975
And just to ask the question,
would it help if I said "please"?

240
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,749
Whoever kills the girl
gets to eat the dog.

241
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,249
[Men cheering]

242
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,999
Okey-dokey!

243
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,082
[Gunshot]

244
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,041
[vocalist yodeling]

245
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,250
- [gunfire]
- [Dogmeat whimpering]

246
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:21,707
Ah, jeez.

247
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,791
- [Gunfire continues]
- [grunting]

248
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,916
Ah, fuck!

249
00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:41,208
Fucking amateur.

250
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,666
[♪ Marty Robbins: "Big Iron"]

251
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:06,666
<i>♪ To the town of Agua Fria
rode a stranger one fine day ♪</i>

252
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,166
<i>♪ Hardly spoke to folks
around him ♪</i>

253
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,791
<i>- ♪ Didn't have too much to say ♪</i>
- [Gun clicking]

254
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,124
[Dogmeat barking]

255
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,832
<i>♪ No one dared to ask his business,
no one dared to make a slip ♪</i>

256
00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:20,616
- [Gunfire continues]
<i>- ♪ The stranger there among them ♪</i>

257
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:25,333
<i>♪ Had a big iron on his hip,
big iron on his hip ♪</i>

258
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:32,375
<i>♪ It was early in the morning
when he rode into the town ♪</i>

259
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:38,875
<i>♪ He came riding from the south side,
slowly looking all around ♪</i>

260
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,749
<i>♪ "He's an outlaw loose and running,"
came the whisper from each lip ♪</i>

261
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,499
<i>- ♪ And he's here to do some business ♪</i>
- [Grunts]

262
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,957
<i>- ♪ With the big iron on his hip ♪</i>
- [Body splattering]

263
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:52,832
<i>♪ Big iron, big iron ♪</i>

264
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:57,249
<i>♪ When he tried to match the Ranger
with the big iron on his hip ♪</i>

265
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:04,208
<i>♪ Big iron on his hip ♪</i>

266
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,124
[Neon sign buzzing]

267
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,916
- [wind blowing]
- [Dogmeat barking]

268
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,200
[Ghoul] I know you think
you being helpful...

269
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,333
Shootin' folks in the kneecaps
and the ass.

270
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,499
But if I'm being honest, you ain't.

271
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,375
I'm not gonna apologize
for not murdering people.

272
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:36,125
[Sighs] Well all that matters to me
is you shoot that fuckin' rope.

273
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,416
Well, I did, didn't I?

274
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:50,208
[Ominous music playing]

275
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,125
[Lucy gasps softly]

276
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,500
Still looks like all the old photos.

277
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,333
Bombs got shot down.

278
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,291
Most of 'em, anyway.

279
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,666
Well, if they could do that
for Las Vegas,

280
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,875
why couldn't they just do that
for America?

281
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,832
Because there was no "they."

282
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:52,082
There was a "him."

283
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,333
A man by the name
of Robert House.

284
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,583
Maybe that's where your family went.
They're safe there.

285
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,625
Nowhere near Robert House is safe.

286
00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:09,708
Why would my dad
go to Las Vegas?

287
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:14,958
[Ghoul sighs]

288
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,375
[ominous music playing]

289
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,374
[Robert] [over listening device]
<i>There's a lot of earning potential</i>

290
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,758
<i>with the end of the world.</i>

291
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:52,041
How can you guarantee results?

292
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:57,166
[Voice echoing]
By dropping the bomb ourselves.

293
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000
[High-pitched ringing,
music swells]

294
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,291
Janey? Honey?

295
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,624
- Janey!
- Daddy.

296
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,083
- Hey. Hey.
- Daddy.

297
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,124
Listen to me.

298
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,374
I want you to go to your room, okay?

299
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:22,166
And I want you to pick out
your three favorite outfits

300
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,582
and your favorite toy, okay?

301
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,166
And then meet me back here.

302
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,166
Okay, go.

303
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,291
[Sighs]

304
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,749
[♪ Eddy Arnold: "Make the World Go Away"]

305
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:42,291
<i>♪ Make the world go away ♪</i>

306
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:49,291
<i>♪ And get it off my shoulders ♪</i>

307
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,749
<i>♪ Say the things you used to say...</i>

308
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,133
Where are we going, Daddy?

309
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:02,207
<i>♪ And make the world go away ♪</i>

310
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:03,416
Bakersfield.

311
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,208
Um, we're gonna go to Bakersfield,
sweetie, okay?

312
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:09,375
What about Mommy?

313
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,291
- Is she coming with us?
- [Announcer] [on radio] <i>Please be advised,</i>

314
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,416
<i>the test of the Civil Alert
Broadcast System...</i>

315
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,832
- [Volume increasing]
<i>- ...for Los Angeles County</i>

316
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,516
<i>- will commence in ten seconds.</i>
- [Bicycle bell ringing]

317
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,457
[Cooper Howard] Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on, come on.

318
00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:25,291
[Tires screeching]

319
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,416
[sighs]

320
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:31,458
<i>♪ And make the world go away ♪</i>

321
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:39,082
<i>♪ Make the world go away ♪</i>

322
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,374
[Alarms blaring]

323
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,541
[panicked chatter]

324
00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:50,316
- [man on the street] Get inside!
- [Alarms continue blaring]

325
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,916
[announcer] [on radio]
<i>Commencing test. Repeat...</i>

326
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,582
<i>This is a test.</i>

327
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:56,916
It's just a test!

328
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,999
[Tires screeching]

329
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,082
[Woman in Curlers]
We need to go right now!

330
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,216
- We're all going to die!
- [Alarms blaring]

331
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,250
Daddy, I'm scared.

332
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:05,166
- Come here.
- I'm scared.

333
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,666
It's okay.
It's okay.

334
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:13,374
<i>♪ Make the world go away ♪</i>

335
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:19,750
<i>♪ And get it off my shoulders ♪</i>

336
00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:23,124
<i>♪ Say the things you used to say ♪</i>

337
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,625
It's okay.

338
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,541
It's okay.

339
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:32,375
<i>♪ And make the world go away ♪</i>

340
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:38,583
[♪ The Del-Vikings: "Come Go With Me"]

341
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:57,624
We're blowing through our water reserves
at... at a troubling rate.

342
00:22:57,708 --> 00:22:59,457
Then we need to reallocate power

343
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:02,958
to the temporary water filters
we built out of spare parts.

344
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:05,875
Hey, guys.

345
00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,707
Can I help you, Reg?

346
00:23:08,791 --> 00:23:10,207
Have you seen Norm?

347
00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:14,582
Norm has been sent for a leadership
exchange program to Vault 31.

348
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:16,999
- Everyone's moving up in the world but me.
- [Object slams on table]

349
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:21,874
Reg, this community has always done
what it takes to survive.

350
00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:24,083
[Sputtering]
I guess so.

351
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:28,291
- Whatcha guys working on?
- The water chip.

352
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:31,416
Which we need to survive.
Which is broken.

353
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,624
Oh, right, yeah, that.

354
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,058
[Clicking tongue, groaning]

355
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:36,999
Let me know if I can help.

356
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,707
I'm no engineer,
but you'd be surprised

357
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:43,040
what a guy with a PhD
in Event Planning can...

358
00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:45,541
[Device crashing,
glass shattering]

359
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,791
Maybe you should find an outlet.

360
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,707
- Start a club or something.
- [Scoffs]

361
00:23:50,791 --> 00:23:52,083
A club?
[Chuckles]

362
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:53,999
What kind of club?

363
00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:55,957
We've been through a lot lately.

364
00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:58,207
Maybe you could start
a group for people

365
00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:02,499
to talk about any kind of feelings
you may be feeling.

366
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,333
What kind of feelings am I feeling?

367
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,791
Shame?
Uselessness?

368
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:09,041
I don't feel useless.

369
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:11,666
But I like shame.

370
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:14,125
Shame, I can work with.

371
00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:18,082
There would need to be a snack budget,
of course.

372
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:22,750
Send a supplies request, and I'll sign it.

373
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,541
Heavy is the crown.

374
00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:31,457
You don't know the half of it.

375
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:34,249
[Davey]
So, you see what I'm up against.

376
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:37,624
In 33, I leave my quarters,
take a right turn,

377
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,291
another right turn to the elevator.

378
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:43,874
Here in 32, it's a left,
and a left to the elevator.

379
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:47,666
Yup, again,
everything is the other way here,

380
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,050
so just do the opposite
of what you used to do.

381
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:53,166
- [Terminal keys clacking]
- I'm not sure it's that simple.

382
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:56,124
[Sighs] It is.

383
00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:59,791
Now, look, as your Overseer,
I have to ask...

384
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:04,666
Is there anything
remotely actionable here?

385
00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,541
Something I can do for you?

386
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:09,125
Signage.

387
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:12,207
No, th-that could be controversial.

388
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,499
Maybe you could commission
a feasibility study

389
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,416
on the topic of signage.

390
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:22,125
[Laughing]

391
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:25,333
[baby whining]

392
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,832
Heck of a wife you got, Chet.

393
00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:30,457
We're not actually married.

394
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:33,457
- And a beautiful baby.
- Not mine.

395
00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:36,749
I never had a family.
What happened?

396
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,041
- Life, I guess.
- [Baby whining]

397
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:41,041
Things move quickly down here.

398
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,457
I don't have a family either, Davey.

399
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,166
Well, enjoy it.

400
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,624
[Davey muttering] This way...

401
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:51,708
[Baby continues whining]

402
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,082
[loud clacking]

403
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:56,583
[baby whining]

404
00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,166
Oh, it's just you.

405
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:00,832
Whew!

406
00:26:00,916 --> 00:26:03,832
That Davey, I mean...

407
00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:07,750
[Chuckles]
Bless his heart, but, you know.

408
00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,874
[Fruit squelching]

409
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:14,082
Just seeing if you've gotten around
to giving me a job assignment yet.

410
00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:17,957
Just 'cause, you know,
everyone else has one.

411
00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:22,166
Uh, if you haven't chosen
a Gate-Keeper yet, I have experience.

412
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,999
Chet, I've been busy.

413
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,041
And I need someone
to take care of the baby,

414
00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:29,082
and it's used to you.

415
00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:33,250
But he is not my baby.

416
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:37,041
[Chuckles]
Everyone is acting like he is--

417
00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,374
Chet.

418
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,707
Would you at least consider
giving him a name?

419
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:43,874
Because the neighbors
have started to call him Chet Jr.

420
00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:45,541
Let's go with that then.

421
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:49,624
Well, see, Chet Jr.
Was my father's name.

422
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,758
It's, uh, sort of a personal area for me,

423
00:26:51,791 --> 00:26:54,416
having watched him die of starvation
in the Weevil Famine.

424
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,500
[Knife thuds]

425
00:26:56,333 --> 00:27:00,166
Chet?
Are we having an argument?

426
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,291
Chet Jr. it is.

427
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,833
[Chuckles]

428
00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:14,457
[Chet sighs]

429
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:17,374
Oh, how are you with computers?

430
00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:19,957
Mm.
That was Norm's department.

431
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,891
Maybe you can ask him
in the terminal.

432
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,874
Great idea.

433
00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:26,916
I'll just send the other Vault
a message.

434
00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,666
[Stroller wheels squeaking]

435
00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,583
[sighs]

436
00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:38,708
Okay.

437
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:42,749
Okay.
[Sighs deeply]

438
00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:44,833
[beeping]

439
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,875
- [error notification]
- Cod ham cheese and rice!

440
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,666
[Bud Askins/Brain-on-a-Roomba]
<i>Oh, no, no, no, no!</i>

441
00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,082
<i>Inter-Vault Communications disabled?</i>

442
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,999
<i>Alright, let's see. Where is he?</i>

443
00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,483
<i>Where is he? Where are you?!</i>

444
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,041
<i>I'm coming for you.</i>

445
00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:02,625
<i>I'm coming for you!</i>

446
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,291
<i>I'll be right there.</i>

447
00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:07,666
<i>Oh God, look at this mess!</i>

448
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:10,875
<i>You really are a disgusting,
filthy animal, aren't you?</i>

449
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:13,766
<i>Well I hope you aren't
expecting me to clean this up.</i>

450
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:17,000
- [Water dripping]
- <i>Hmm.</i>

451
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:20,749
<i>So you found water,
but you're out of food.</i>

452
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,233
<i>Starvation is a heck of a way
to kick the bucket.</i>

453
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:27,249
<i>I'm offering you
a much more dignified solution</i>

454
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:30,416
<i>to the one you've chosen for yourself,
son of Hank.</i>

455
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,541
<i>Get in your dad's cryo pod.</i>

456
00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:35,124
I'm not gonna be your prisoner.

457
00:28:35,208 --> 00:28:37,332
<i>You're already my prisoner.</i>

458
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:41,874
<i>All you have to do is wait
until the surface is safe to recolonize.</i>

459
00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:44,458
<i>Then, we'll all head up
for Reclamation Day.</i>

460
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,916
And when is that, exactly?

461
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,950
<i>When there's no one left on the surface
to disagree with us.</i>

462
00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:53,275
Or you could just let me go home.

463
00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:56,624
People are gonna notice
I'm missing.

464
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:58,291
<i>Oh, we have a protocol for everything,</i>

465
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:00,775
<i>including when someone
goes missing from a Vault.</i>

466
00:29:00,791 --> 00:29:04,125
<i>Your Overseer will handle it.
No one is comin' for you, buddy.</i>

467
00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:08,541
<i>Maybe you'll be more reasonable
once you're a little hungrier.</i>

468
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:12,458
<i>Good luck finding something to eat
when you can't see.</i>

469
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,416
<i>You're living in my world.</i>

470
00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:22,791
<i>These three Vaults are the product
of decades of strategizing.</i>

471
00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:26,457
<i>The combined efforts of hundreds
of the brightest pre-war minds</i>

472
00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:29,582
<i>with all the resources
of a functioning civilization.</i>

473
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:33,208
<i>You're just some malcontent
who wandered down the wrong corridor.</i>

474
00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:37,499
<i>What hope do you have
against the greatest achievement</i>

475
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,957
<i>in the history of Vertical Integration?</i>

476
00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:42,000
<i>Face it, son of Hank.</i>

477
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,875
<i>You're in over your head.</i>

478
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:49,583
<i>And no one is coming to save you.</i>

479
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:04,125
[Suspenseful music playing]

480
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,166
[music fades]

481
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,183
- [Dogmeat panting]
- [insects chirping]

482
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,332
[Lucy]
So, you think my dad

483
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:28,541
is gonna lead you to your family.

484
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,541
Which means you think
your family's still alive

485
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:33,458
after 200 years, and somehow,
I'm the optimistic one?

486
00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:41,291
Your daddy.

487
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,582
Always makin' new friends.

488
00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:46,875
[Buzzing insects]

489
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,083
[sighs]
She musta seen 'im pass by.

490
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,250
W-We can just ask her.

491
00:31:28,291 --> 00:31:30,291
[Old Woman snoring]

492
00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:34,666
- 'Scuse me!
- [Snorting]

493
00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:35,957
Hi, there.

494
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:38,583
I'd like one bowl of...

495
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,208
Flea soup.

496
00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:45,541
Sure.

497
00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:53,541
So, um, just wondering
if you happened to see...

498
00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,958
[Liquid sloshing]

499
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:06,624
I got some crackers
if you want 'em.

500
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,416
They're in my other pants.

501
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,791
Oh, uh, I'm okay, but...

502
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,875
Eat it while it's hot, Miss.

503
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:19,666
[Sniffing]

504
00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,041
Mm!

505
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,375
[Bowl clattering]

506
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,666
Yeah.
[Clearing throat]

507
00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:30,291
So, have you happened to have seen
a... a man passing by

508
00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:34,541
in a sort of oversized outfit
made of metal?

509
00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:36,166
He took my son.

510
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,416
Oh.
I'm sure your son is, um--

511
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,874
He's dead.

512
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,749
No, we don't know that.

513
00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:42,832
[Old Woman]
No.

514
00:32:42,916 --> 00:32:44,457
He's dead.

515
00:32:44,541 --> 00:32:46,000
Just my kind of luck.

516
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,250
Cocksucker owed me money.

517
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:55,957
- I'm sorry for... money.
- Mm.

518
00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:57,625
He went that way.

519
00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,458
[Lucy] Thank you.

520
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:07,000
[Old Woman] You find any money
on the body, it's mine!

521
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:13,916
[Ghoul] Question.
What exactly is it

522
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,083
you plan on doin'
once we find your daddy?

523
00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:19,082
We gonna do it like usual?

524
00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:21,207
You put a bullet in his ass,

525
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,291
leave it to me to put one
in his head?

526
00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:26,958
No, I'm...

527
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,416
- Gonna bring him to justice.
- [Chuckles]

528
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,166
- [Dogmeat barking]
- You think he deserves that?

529
00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,707
[Lucy] I was raised to believe
that's what everyone deserves,

530
00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:38,541
so people know that
how they conduct themselves matters,

531
00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:40,041
and they don't give up hope.

532
00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:44,208
Like you say you did
but, really, it's still in there.

533
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,416
Well, I hate to break it to you, darlin',

534
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,541
but the way you was raised
wasn't real.

535
00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:56,208
I know that.
But look at your alternative.

536
00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,708
Guess I'm just trying
to lead by example.

537
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:10,875
- [Outlaw country music playing]
- [Dogmeat barking]

538
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,708
[Dogmeat panting]

539
00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:29,249
[tense music playing]

540
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,333
[Dogmeat barking]

541
00:34:46,208 --> 00:34:48,208
[moles laughing]

542
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:51,866
[Cooper]
They sat around that table

543
00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:53,707
and they talked about
the ending of the world

544
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,666
like they were talking
about a new business strategy.

545
00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,700
[Kate Williams] Sounds like you heard
something interesting.

546
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:01,916
What, you knew?

547
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:06,916
And now, you do, too,
so what are we gonna do about it?

548
00:35:07,916 --> 00:35:09,916
What do you mean,
"What are we gonna do about it?"

549
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,082
I told you.
I'm not a spy.

550
00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:14,666
I'm not a red.
I'm a fuckin' Hollywood actor

551
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:17,041
who likes horses and cars.

552
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:19,749
[Kate] And you also
happen to be famous.

553
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:23,082
And fame is a rare kind of power.

554
00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:26,749
You get to sit in rooms that I can't,
meet people that I could never--

555
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,333
Meet... meet people like who?

556
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,500
Are you familiar
with Robert House?

557
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,541
Yeah, I'm familiar with Robert House.

558
00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:39,374
The guy owns half
of Las Vegas.

559
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:43,583
He's also building a privately owned
missile system in Las Vegas...

560
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:49,250
With enough firepower to follow through
on your wife's proposals.

561
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:54,124
When the bombs drop,
it'll be Robert House

562
00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:56,250
that presses the button.

563
00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:02,000
Are you asking me to spy
on the wealthiest man in America?

564
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:04,916
Not spy on him.

565
00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:15,000
- You want me to--
- Your wife is going to Vegas next week

566
00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:19,332
to sell Cold Fusion
to Robert House.

567
00:36:19,416 --> 00:36:22,624
- [Scoffs]
- Then, he'll have everything he needs

568
00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:23,874
to press that button

569
00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:25,624
- unless you stop him.
- [Sighs]

570
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:29,791
Play nice with your wife
and get on that trip to Vegas.

571
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,207
Where are you going?

572
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:38,374
Home, while I still have one.

573
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:41,041
When the world
goes down in flames,

574
00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:43,333
at least you'll know
your hands are clean.

575
00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:54,207
[Cooper] [sighs]
Janey, let's go.

576
00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:55,291
Come on. Come on.

577
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:56,374
- [Janey] What?
- Come on.

578
00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:57,499
[Mallet thumping]

579
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,958
[mole laughing]

580
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,624
[announcer] [on radio] <i>In business news,
West Tek stocks are up again amid reports</i>

581
00:37:04,708 --> 00:37:06,624
<i>- their latest biological products...</i>
- [Chopping]

582
00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:08,916
<i>...will revolutionize skincare.</i>

583
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,332
<i>Meanwhile, RobCo owner
Robert House</i>

584
00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:14,749
<i>created a stir today
with remarks on the escalating war.</i>

585
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:18,124
<i>In an interview with Galaxy News,
he stated that the question</i>

586
00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:20,791
<i>might not be whether the world will end,</i>

587
00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:24,166
<i>but merely who
will push the button.</i>

588
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:26,999
<i>More on that story after a word
from our sponsors.</i>

589
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,291
[Door unlocking]

590
00:37:33,541 --> 00:37:35,791
[woman] [on radio]
<i>Yum Yum Deviled Eggs!</i>

591
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:46,333
[Tense music playing]

592
00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:50,708
[footsteps approaching]

593
00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:58,916
[sighs]

594
00:38:01,541 --> 00:38:02,791
Welcome home.

595
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:05,541
[Music swells]

596
00:38:18,791 --> 00:38:20,958
Looks like Daddy
took a detour.

597
00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,583
Never seen a Vault
like this before.

598
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:33,875
Par for the course,
in my experience.

599
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,916
You've been to a lot of Vaults?

600
00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,541
Uh-huh.

601
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:41,833
[Lucy] Oh.

602
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:43,916
You must like 'em.

603
00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:51,958
Every time I step foot
in one of these concrete shoeboxes...

604
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,457
I gotta make peace with the fact
that I might finally learn

605
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:59,541
what happened
to my wife and my daughter.

606
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:04,458
Whether they be alive, dead, or...

607
00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:07,708
Something far worse.

608
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,375
Right.

609
00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:14,658
I know about the experiments.

610
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:16,758
I've been to Vault four.

611
00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:21,249
[Ghoul]
Vault four is the best-case scenario.

612
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:24,633
Well, to be fair, it was a little weirder
than the one I came from.

613
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:29,332
You think so?

614
00:39:29,416 --> 00:39:32,208
How many towns
did they destroy down in Vault four?

615
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,000
- Open it.
- [Grunting]

616
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:42,291
[scoffs]

617
00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:47,083
[elevator doors whirring]

618
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:56,374
You really think
my dad is down there?

619
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,041
The trail has him comin' in.

620
00:39:59,541 --> 00:40:01,083
Trail has him goin' out, too.

621
00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:08,958
But what I'm curious about...

622
00:40:10,791 --> 00:40:12,625
Is why he even came at all.

623
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,458
[Ghoul sighs]

624
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:23,375
Ain't you a little curious, too?

625
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:31,125
[Tense music playing]

626
00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:43,250
[waves crashing]

627
00:40:48,291 --> 00:40:50,833
[Reg] <i>It's not your fault
you were born in a Vault.</i>

628
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:52,916
<i>Let me hear you say it.</i>

629
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,832
[Group] It's not my fault
I was born in a Vault.

630
00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:59,041
And it's not your fault that your parents
were or are related.

631
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:00,957
And it's not my fault my parents...

632
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,991
- [Marianne] ...were related.
- [Both] ...were or are related.

633
00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,216
Feels good to say it out loud,
doesn't it?

634
00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:13,582
That's just the first step.

635
00:41:13,666 --> 00:41:17,207
Trust me, as someone who's come out
on the other side of this,

636
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,041
I know what it's like
to wonder if people

637
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:22,082
look down their noses at you
based on your family tree.

638
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,166
A regular person
can have an ingrown toenail,

639
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:27,582
and it's just an ingrown toenail.

640
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:28,916
But we?

641
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:34,250
We have to wonder if it's because
our genes are somehow broken.

642
00:41:35,416 --> 00:41:37,375
If I am somehow broken.

643
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:43,041
So, we're gonna change the rules, right?

644
00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:45,416
Hm?

645
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,874
[Horny Red-Haired Guy]
No inbreeding in the Vault.

646
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,508
We're gonna change that, right?

647
00:41:49,416 --> 00:41:52,166
No.
That... That's not what this is about.

648
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,957
The rules are good.
But that doesn't mean those of us

649
00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:57,207
who are products of inbreeding
need to feel bad.

650
00:41:57,291 --> 00:41:58,500
You understand?

651
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:00,666
Come on.

652
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:08,250
[Crunching]

653
00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,374
- I have a question.
- Uh, yes, Marianne.

654
00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:13,999
- I have a mild allergy to dust.
- Mm.

655
00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:17,499
And sometimes I wonder
if it was my father's fault

656
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:21,207
because he fell in love
with his cousin... my mother.

657
00:42:21,291 --> 00:42:24,749
I just wonder
if there's a biological connection.

658
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,374
[Crunching loudly]

659
00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:29,166
I didn't study genetics, so...

660
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,416
Oh, well, okay.

661
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,750
It certainly could be his fault.

662
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:36,374
I knew it!
Great snacks, by the way.

663
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:38,291
[♪ The Ink Spots:
"It's All Over but the Crying"]

664
00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:40,499
You know, I always felt my mother
viewed me as a rival,

665
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:43,133
which mirrored her relationship
with her own mother,

666
00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:46,041
who was in love with my father,
her fifth cousin.

667
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:48,832
All the fifth cousins were fourth cousins
to the second cousins.

668
00:42:48,916 --> 00:42:50,291
[Crunching loudly]
I mean, it's not exactly...

669
00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:53,291
- [Voice fading]
<i>- ♪ It's all over ♪</i>

670
00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:58,374
<i>♪ But the crying ♪</i>

671
00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:00,332
[Bud Askins/Brain-on-a-Roomba]
[sighs] <i>It won't be long now.</i>

672
00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:04,291
<i>♪ And nobody's crying ♪</i>

673
00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:05,999
[Bud Askins/Brain-on-a-Roomba]
<i>You must be so hungry</i>

674
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,333
<i>and so thirsty.</i>

675
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:11,582
<i>Why torture yourself
when there's a nice, cozy cryo pod</i>

676
00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:13,916
<i>just waitin' for you to hop into?</i>

677
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,999
<i>- ♪ Friends all over ♪</i>
- What was my dad like?

678
00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:18,208
[Music stops]

679
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:20,666
[Bud Askins/Brain-on-a-Roomba]
<i>Ambitious.</i>

680
00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:23,041
Then why was he here?

681
00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:24,791
[Bud Askins/Brain-on-a-Roomba]
<i>Well, being one of Bud's Buds</i>

682
00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:26,416
<i>was a highly coveted position
back in the day.</i>

683
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,749
[Insect skittering]

684
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:29,983
<i>We had applicants from
as far out as Fresno.</i>

685
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:33,957
<i>Mmm. Eating that might seem like
a good idea, but it's toxic.</i>

686
00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:36,291
<i>You'll die a slow, painful death.</i>

687
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:39,624
<i>If you aren't willing to go into cryo,
you could always let me inject you</i>

688
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:41,558
<i>- with this guy right here.</i>
- [Whirring]

689
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:45,166
<i>It really would be a whole lot easier.
For both of us.</i>

690
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:50,666
- What does it do?
<i>- It kills you, quick and painless.</i>

691
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:53,916
<i>Your body will rapidly decompose,
turning into a dust</i>

692
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,207
<i>that will get circulated
through the ventilation system,</i>

693
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:58,749
<i>ultimately making its way
into your cornfields back home.</i>

694
00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:01,207
<i>Not so bad, if you think about it.</i>

695
00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:05,250
<i>Then, you won't have to deal
with all the headaches of being alive.</i>

696
00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:09,916
<i>So, you have two rational choices.</i>

697
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,708
<i>Get in your dad's pod.
Or die.</i>

698
00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:17,333
You're right,
I only have two rational choices.

699
00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:20,958
[Whirring]

700
00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:23,791
But plenty of irrational ones.

701
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:26,833
<i>What are you doing?</i>

702
00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:30,791
Two hundred years of planning
in order for everything to go just right.

703
00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:33,124
That seems like a lot of work,
if you ask me.

704
00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:35,083
<i>Stay back.
Stay back.</i>

705
00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:36,374
<i>Aah!</i>

706
00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:38,858
I think plans are slightly overrated,
personally.

707
00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:43,291
<i>No, no, no, no.
Wait, I need that to threaten you.</i>

708
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:45,374
<i>- What are you doing?</i>
- Thawing everyone.

709
00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:48,707
<i>What? No!
You can't just thaw them all.</i>

710
00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:50,791
- [Buzzer blaring]
- [air hissing]

711
00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:55,249
<i>No, no, no. They're supposed to come out
once every 30 years.</i>

712
00:44:55,333 --> 00:44:57,633
<i>This isn't even a cogent plan.
It's just chaos.</i>

713
00:44:57,833 --> 00:44:59,666
Agreed.
Plans are hard.

714
00:45:00,541 --> 00:45:03,500
Chaos, though...
Chaos is easy.

715
00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:08,583
[Dramatic music playing]

716
00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:19,708
[elevator doors whirring]

717
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,708
[spurs jingling lightly]

718
00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:47,625
[Ghoul]
More matching jackets.

719
00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:56,783
Why would Vault-Tec allow Communists
in one of their Vaults?

720
00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,916
I wouldn't be so sure they did.

721
00:46:11,166 --> 00:46:14,291
[Man speaking Mandarin on TV]

722
00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:17,541
[English narrator]
<i>Individual is secondary to the collective.</i>

723
00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:22,041
[Man speaking Mandarin]

724
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:28,332
[English narrator] <i>...true comrade
chooses cooperation over individualism.</i>

725
00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:29,957
[Music in Mandarin playing]

726
00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:32,791
[man speaking Mandarin]

727
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:37,374
[English narrator] <i>Our enemy
has chosen the interest of product</i>

728
00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:39,874
<i>over the interest of people.</i>

729
00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:43,416
<i>We choose people over product.</i>

730
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:50,666
[Narration continues]

731
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,125
These are Americans.

732
00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:58,624
The Vault turned them
into Communists.

733
00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:01,000
[English narrator]
<i>Freedom is inevitable.</i>

734
00:47:02,416 --> 00:47:05,416
[Music in Mandarin continues]

735
00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:14,416
[English narrator]
<i>The revolution will not be futile.</i>

736
00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:21,083
[Terminal keys clicking]

737
00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:27,041
[man speaking Mandarin]

738
00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:30,583
[English narrator] <i>The individual
is secondary to the collective.</i>

739
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,708
[Terminal keys clicking]

740
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:37,125
[terminal chirping]

741
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:39,708
[Lucy]
My dad removed the drive.

742
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,125
[Footstep squishing]

743
00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:29,583
[metal squeaking loudly]

744
00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:42,833
Well hello there, Sugarbomb!

745
00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:50,208
Looks like your daddy
picked himself up a guinea pig.

746
00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:56,958
What do you want?

747
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I...

748
00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,916
Fix... everything.

749
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,375
Go home...

750
00:49:08,708 --> 00:49:09,833
Sugarbomb.

751
00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:12,375
Go home!

752
00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:15,250
Go home!

753
00:49:17,416 --> 00:49:18,500
Go!

754
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:23,500
[Screaming] Ho-a-a-a!

755
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:26,750
[Flesh splattering]

756
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,916
[gasping]

757
00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:42,625
[Lucy breathing shakily]

758
00:49:50,958 --> 00:49:53,625
You ever seen your daddy
use one of these before?

759
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:56,250
No.

760
00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:00,375
You gonna take his advice?

761
00:50:03,916 --> 00:50:06,291
He won't stop hurting people.

762
00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:08,833
Yeah, no shit.

763
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:11,333
[Ghoul sighs]

764
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:14,208
Well, then we better get going.

765
00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:20,416
[Sighs]

766
00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:23,333
[Black Box thuds]

767
00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:36,041
[heavy footsteps]

768
00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:37,624
[horn blares]

769
00:50:37,708 --> 00:50:39,708
[heavy footsteps continue]

770
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,500
[dramatic music playing]

771
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,500
[sighs deeply]

772
00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:39,916
[terminal powering up]

773
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,250
[terminal] <i>You have...</i>

774
00:51:42,416 --> 00:51:47,916
- [Beep]
<i>- ...462,311 unread messages.</i>

775
00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:50,582
Let's get to it.

776
00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:52,624
[♪ Roy Orbison: "Working for the Man"]

777
00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:55,832
<i>♪ Hey now,
you better listen to me ♪</i>

778
00:51:55,916 --> 00:51:58,041
<i>- ♪ Every one of you ♪
- ♪ Ooh! ♪</i>

779
00:51:58,125 --> 00:52:01,249
<i>♪ We've got a lotta, lotta,
lotta, lotta work to do ♪</i>

780
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:02,541
[Inhaling deeply]
Mm!

781
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:06,916
<i>♪ Forget about your women
and that water can ♪</i>

782
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,207
<i>- ♪ Ooh! ♪</i>
- [Sighs]

783
00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:12,749
<i>♪ Today you're working
for the man ♪</i>

784
00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:15,749
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

785
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:19,374
<i>- ♪ Ooh! Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

786
00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:22,258
<i>♪ Well, pick up your feet,
we've got a deadline to meet ♪</i>

787
00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:25,207
<i>♪ I'm gonna see you
make it on time ♪</i>

788
00:52:25,291 --> 00:52:28,291
<i>♪ Oh, don't relax,
I want elbows and backs ♪</i>

789
00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:31,666
<i>♪ I wanna see everybody
from behind ♪</i>

790
00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:35,874
<i>- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ 'Cause you're working for the man ♪</i>

791
00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,207
<i>♪ Working for the man ♪</i>

792
00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:41,916
<i>♪ You gotta make him a hand ♪</i>

793
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,375
<i>♪ Working for the man ♪</i>

794
00:52:45,833 --> 00:52:50,416
<i>♪ Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪</i>

795
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,625
<i>♪ Ooh! ♪</i>

796
00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:55,750
[Eerie music playing]

797
00:53:01,041 --> 00:53:02,291
[beeps]

798
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:09,457
- [button clicking]
- [light radio static]

799
00:53:09,541 --> 00:53:11,000
- [sighs]
- [static warbling]

800
00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:23,458
This is Hank MacLean,
reporting for duty, sir.

801
00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:28,875
Nobody in Vault-Tec
knows I'm here.

802
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:33,991
And nobody in Vault-Tec
knows much of anything anymore.

803
00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:38,858
Wanted to let you know
I'm still alive.

804
00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,707
I hope you are, too.

805
00:53:42,791 --> 00:53:45,957
I mean, I don't doubt that you are.

806
00:53:46,041 --> 00:53:47,625
You spent so much time...

807
00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:51,750
Calculating how to survive
all possible contingencies.

808
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:57,666
Uh, I've been keeping busy.

809
00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:59,832
I'm in Vegas these days,

810
00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:02,166
back in your old
stomping grounds, actually...

811
00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:05,458
Trying to pick up
where you all left off.

812
00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:10,233
<i>Looks like a couple
of the Vault experiments</i>

813
00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:11,875
<i>ran into some speed bumps.</i>

814
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:17,208
<i>24 made progress
on the brain-computer interface.</i>

815
00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:22,958
<i>This one, miniaturization.</i>

816
00:54:26,416 --> 00:54:28,208
<i>What it all needs is integrating.</i>

817
00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:31,624
<i>But I'm confident
that if I just roll up my sleeves,</i>

818
00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:33,541
<i>I can bring it all home for you.</i>

819
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:38,083
<i>Then, we can finally talk
about my promotion.</i>

820
00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:41,541
[Blows sharply]

821
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,458
<i>I'm gonna complete
the work you started.</i>

822
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:51,250
And when this is all over,
you will be begging me to help you.

823
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,374
- [Button clicking]
<i>- ♪ 'Cause the company ♪</i>

824
00:54:57,458 --> 00:54:59,207
<i>♪ And the daughter you see ♪</i>

825
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:02,499
<i>♪ They're both gonna be all mine ♪</i>

826
00:55:02,583 --> 00:55:06,207
<i>- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Yeah, I'm gonna be the man ♪</i>

827
00:55:06,291 --> 00:55:09,124
<i>♪ I'm gonna be the man ♪</i>

828
00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:12,291
<i>♪ Gotta make him a hand ♪</i>

829
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:15,125
<i>♪ If I'm gonna be the man ♪</i>

830
00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:19,166
{\an8}<i>♪ Ooh! Ooh! ♪</i>

831
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:22,166
{\an8}<i>♪ So, I'm picking 'em up
and I'm laying 'em down ♪</i>

832
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:25,582
{\an8}<i>♪ I believe he's gonna work me
into the ground ♪</i>

833
00:55:25,666 --> 00:55:28,416
{\an8}<i>♪ I pull to the left,
I heave to the right ♪</i>

834
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:31,999
{\an8}<i>♪ I oughta kill him,
but it wouldn't be right ♪</i>

835
00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:35,791
{\an8}<i>- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I'm working for the man ♪</i>

836
00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:38,416
{\an8}<i>♪ Working for the man ♪</i>

837
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:41,916
{\an8}<i>♪ I gotta make him a hand ♪</i>

838
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,999
{\an8}<i>♪ Working for the man ♪</i>

839
00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:48,749
{\an8}<i>- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Ooh! ♪</i>

840
00:55:48,833 --> 00:55:51,499
{\an8}<i>- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Ooh! ♪</i>

841
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:55,041
{\an8}<i>♪ Well, the boss man's daughter
sneaks me water ♪</i>

842
00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:57,666
{\an8}<i>♪ Every time
her daddy's down the line ♪</i>

843
00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:01,041
{\an8}<i>♪ She says, meet me tonight,
love a me right ♪</i>

844
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,874
{\an8}<i>♪ And everything is gonna be fine ♪</i>

845
00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:07,332
{\an8}<i>♪ So, I slave all day
without much pay ♪</i>

846
00:56:07,416 --> 00:56:09,999
{\an8}<i>♪ But I'm just biding my time ♪</i>

847
00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:13,416
{\an8}<i>♪ 'Cause the company
and the daughter, you see ♪</i>

848
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,916
<i>♪ They're both gonna be all mine ♪</i>

849
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,082
<i>♪ Ooh! ♪</i>

850
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:21,166
[Tense music playing]

851
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:24,083
[Quintus]
<i>Together...</i>

852
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:27,416
<i>We will fulfill our promise.</i>

853
00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:33,375
To make better this fallen world.

854
00:56:35,416 --> 00:56:37,616
[Paladin Xander Harkness]
<i>Sorry to interrupt.</i>

855
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:42,166
I understand we're discussing
a civil war.

856
00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:47,832
The Commonwealth
are gonna kill us all.

857
00:56:47,916 --> 00:56:49,083
Unless I can stop it.

858
00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:51,874
What do we always say?

859
00:56:51,958 --> 00:56:55,000
[All]
Most kids are dead by this age!

860
00:56:57,875 --> 00:56:59,624
[Lucy]
<i>I'm looking for someone.</i>

861
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,624
[Rodriguez] What do you plan to do
to him when you find him?

862
00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:03,666
What say you, Miss MacLean?

863
00:57:05,541 --> 00:57:08,091
[Lucy] <i>Your family may
very well still be out there.</i>

864
00:57:08,166 --> 00:57:09,957
But one thing I wouldn't count on

865
00:57:10,041 --> 00:57:12,041
is them appreciating the kind of person
you've become.

866
00:57:18,416 --> 00:57:21,000
[Barb] <i>There are worse people
out there than me.</i>

867
00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:26,416
[Securitron] <i>Don't you know what
they say in Vegas?</i>

868
00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:30,041
<i>Everyone's a winner!
Eventually.</i>

869
00:57:30,625 --> 00:57:33,166
[Ghoul] <i>Same goes for losing,
in my experience.</i>

870
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,083
<i>Except for one man.</i>

871
00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:40,666
[Stranger] <i>Mr. Howard.</i>

872
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:44,666
I know that you came to Vegas
to kill me.

873
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,375
Did you not?

874
00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:54,041
<i>And I don't know yet how you
play a part in ending the world.</i>

875
00:57:54,125 --> 00:57:56,291
But you most certainly do.

876
00:57:59,750 --> 00:58:03,625
[Betty] <i>If you don't help us,
there won't be a Vault 33 anymore.</i>

877
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,600
[Norm]
<i>Dad, if you can hear me...</i>

878
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,374
What's gonna happen to our Vault?

879
00:58:26,916 --> 00:58:28,458
[Hank]
My little Sugarbomb.


