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I swear I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna graduate you.

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 Yow!

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 I'll drink to that.

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 You know how I like to be you.

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 I used to think that my English sex was enough.

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 Some guys like crazy. Believe me.

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 Dude, that's wack.

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 I thought this was journalism 101. Not sex ed.

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 Excuse me, I need to get to see ass.

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 Any questions?

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 Boys lead to trouble.

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 What does it have to?

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 I wouldn't know what to do with she baby.

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 You're had a good idea what to do with me other night.

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 - God.

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 I'm a husband.

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 Thought I was going to be your voicemail.

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 *falls through the door*

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 *starts to say to the kiss*

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 *starts to say to the kiss*

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 *starts to say to the kiss*

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 *starts to accept her'e falling*

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 "I'll use your tongue like a spiritual force."

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 *starts to accept her'e falling*

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 That ties my brother's life!

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 Oh, right there, oh. Right there? Right there?

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 (and now for the rest of the world.)

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 Zack...

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 Zack!

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Zack...

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 Zack...

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 I would very much appreciate it.

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 If you would take a break from your own wing and do some actual cleaning.

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 I got cleansing.

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 Cleaning?

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 Cleansing!

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 Make it of energies, removing cheap blockages.

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 Well, there's a massive cheap blockage in the men's toilet.

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 So how about you grab a plunger and get to work?

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 The funk schwaize all wrong.

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 Tiders restless. The turtles all turned around.

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 And your head is up your ass.

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 I'm afraid we're closed.

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 Hi.

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 Um... Hello.

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 Can we talk?

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Yes. Let's do that. Let's really talk.

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 No, just me and her.

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 Some more private.

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 Now I said that I want you to explore your sexuality just to make sure that you weren't just confused.

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 And I appreciate your openness.

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 But in truth, I was one that was confused when I saw you with that guy.

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 When I heard you with Larry...

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 I can stop thinking about you.

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 Let's start over.

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 What better place in here?

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 This time, we blow your mind.

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 Okay.

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 There's no story here.

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 Except that our exes hooked up.

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 Well, it's horrifying as that sounds.

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 This isn't going to satisfy the Dean. He needs something slacious, something scandalous.

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 Something that's going to help shut that bar down.

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 Now, if he wants lacious and scandalous...

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That's exactly what he does not want. If those pictures got out, he'd never live it down.

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 I can't believe he's with her.

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 I can't believe she's with him. She's an amazing teacher, an amazing dancer.

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 She's so gifted. I mean, what is she seeing a Neanderthal bartender like him anyway?

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 Hey! That's my ex-husband you're talking about.

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 And he's not that bad. I mean, he did save his family's business.

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 And I was really teaching these kids something.

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Well, kind of sounds like somebody's not over the wrecks.

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 I am totally. You sound like you're not over her.

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 What happened happened? It's water under the bridge. I'm with you now.

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 She looks good there, huh?

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 I can't believe he's with her.

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 Why can't? She is a hell of a girl.

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 Do you still have feelings for her?

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 I mean, do you ever get over your first wife?

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 Who you never really divorced and then almost married again?

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 Whoa, slow down. You're still married?

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Well, according to her, no.

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 And according to you?

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 Well, I mean, gosh, I don't know.

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 Maybe you need some time to work things out.

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 No, trust me. It took me seven years to graduate.

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 I don't work quickly.

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 I gotta get going. The dance performance is in two weeks.

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 And I still got a lot of work to do.

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 Okay, take the dance money with you. Okay, hold on.

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 Did you unlock this?

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 No, why?

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 The money is gone!

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 We gotta call the police!

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Well, we cannot call the police. That's exactly what the dean wants.

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 Proof that I'm incompetent to run this place.

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 What are we gonna do?

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 (sighs)

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 (laughs)

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 Where is it? Where is it?

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 What the hell is his problem?

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 Where is it?

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 He said something like he lost the chi.

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 Whatever that means. He's lost his marbles.

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 The few he had left.

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 I haven't told anyone about us yet.

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 Where is it?

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 I see. Are you ashamed?

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 No, no, it's... I don't want to hurt Sierra's feelings.

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I don't know where we are, you know?

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 Well, we are here. In the bar. On the seat.

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 Where is it?

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 Still here.

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 Where are Max Wellman Don?

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 Neither of them have been in class for a while.

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 Okay, forget about them. We've got a problem.

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 Thank God.

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 Are we finally gonna have an intervention for the Dolly Lesmas?

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 We all need to open up our chakras.

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 Oh, I will open up your chakras in a minute when I shove those incense sticks where the sun doesn't shine.

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No, Karen, listen, okay? This is a lot more serious than Zach's spiritual awakening.

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 Okay, something happened here. Something that cannot be condoned.

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 I don't think it's anyone's place to judge.

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 Victoria, this is a big, big deal.

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 Perhaps this isn't the right time to talk about this.

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 The dance benefit money was stolen last night.

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 Without the cash, there will be no dance performance.

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 I'm gonna need to know who had access to the office.

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 We all did.

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Okay. I'm gonna need you all to ask around on campus.

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 See if anybody knows anything.

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 If we open ourself up to the universe, the answers will come.

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 Perhaps we would be better off dealing with things on this planet, like looking for evidence.

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 Yes.

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 How did you afford this place?

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 Don't worry about it.

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 Here.

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 It's taking good care of you.

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 That's too bad.

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 Nobody has ever done anything like this for me before.

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 Has anybody done anything like this for you before?

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Damn it. Your color surprises aren't you?

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 Oh baby, there's so much more to come.

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 And come.

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 And come.

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 Mmm.

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 ♪ I was off by a stop, hit my blood ♪

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 ♪ One body would kill ♪

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 ♪ Caught the hell out of the quirk ♪

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♪ And I was home, but you came around ♪

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 ♪ Open my eyes to the truth ♪

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 ♪ It's so good ♪

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 ♪ All of the time I have only been back ♪

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 ♪ All of the time I can't believe the way you make me ♪

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 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

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 ♪ I know you know what I want ♪

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 ♪ I tell you ♪

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 ♪ Without you ♪

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 ♪ You're a baby ♪

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 ♪ I know you're a baby ♪

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 ♪ I know I'll live without you ♪

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 ♪ I know you're a baby ♪

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 ♪ I'm a baby ♪

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 ♪ I've never thought of you ♪

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 ♪ You're a baby ♪

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 ♪ Without you ♪

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 ♪ I'm gonna go crazy ♪

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♪ I know how I'll live without you ♪

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 ♪ 'Cause you're my perfect thing ♪

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 ♪ Baby, so legit ♪

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 ♪ Baby, never thought I'd quit like a girl ♪

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 ♪ You're my perfect thing ♪

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 ♪ Baby, so good ♪

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 ♪ I know you're a baby ♪

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 ♪ I know you're a baby ♪

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 ♪ Oh, I know you're a baby ♪

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 ♪ Oh, I know you're a baby ♪

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 ♪ Oh, oh ♪

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 ♪ Oh, oh ♪

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 ♪ Oh, oh ♪

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 - Ugh.

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 - Oh, man.

260
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 - This whole place must have cost you a fortune.

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 I mean, the champagne.

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 - Don't worry about, baby.

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 You're worth it.

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- I mean, just one night here must cost

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 as much as my entire tuition.

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 - I'm gonna take care of it.

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 What do you mean you're gonna take care of it?

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 - I mean, I'm gonna pay for your tuition.

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 I got you covered.

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 There's no need to exploit your art or your ass anymore.

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 I got you covered.

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 Money is not a problem.

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 - Excuse me?

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 This is my responsibility and it's my debt.

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 - But I wanna take care of you.

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 I don't need taking care of Maxwell.

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 I've been on my own since I was 15.

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I take care of myself.

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 You need to worry about how you're gonna pay your own way

280
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 when your father goes to jail.

281
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 - The unsub might have left behind.

282
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 Biometrics that can add up to a corpus delay tie.

283
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 - Say what now?

284
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 - The guy's fingerprints can help us nail him.

285
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 You've never watched CSI.

286
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 Clearly not as much as you.

287
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 - We're gonna need a timeline.

288
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 So, so you were taking a chance.

289
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 You didn't know what you were looking for.

290
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 But you saw the lock box and you couldn't resist.

291
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So now, you're gonna find something

292
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 to break open the lock box with.

293
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 - Oh, hey, Karen, could this be it?

294
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 - James, you're destroying the integrity

295
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 of my crime scene.

296
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:12,380
 But looks like the perp cut himself accidentally.

297
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:22,260
 So, you grab the knife off the desk,

298
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 broke into the lock box, and what do you know?

299
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 It's your lucky day.

300
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:30,100
 - Uh-huh, you've hit the jackpot.

301
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 So now, you're gonna look for the quickest way to escape.

302
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 She got careless, didn't she?

303
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 You left something behind.

304
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 - Karen, tits.

305
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- James, this isn't the time.

306
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 - No, the International Tantalizing Zone.

307
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 Kids, it's a strip club.

308
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 - Guys, time to do some undercover work.

309
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 - And so, on top of all the code violations,

310
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 James Tyler has used the bar as his own personal sex den.

311
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 This is Layla Wilkinson for Campus TV.

312
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 - We can't show this.

313
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 Do you consenting adults having sex?

314
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 So what, that's not news?

315
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,420
 - No, but if we make it look bad enough,

316
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 then maybe we could get the Dean off of our backs.

317
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- And then he shuts down the bar,

318
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 and fires James and Aaron for nothing.

319
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 - You're forgetting something.

320
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 What if it was one of them

321
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 that sent the tape of us screwing to the Dean?

322
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 - And what if it wasn't?

323
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 - So be it.

324
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 - What are you doing here?

325
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 - I'm just working late,

326
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 finishing up a couple of last reports.

327
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 - No, I mean, what are you still doing here on campus?

328
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 I saw that filthy tape you made.

329
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 - Did you, did you send it to the Dean?

330
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 - You bet I did.

331
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I had to watch it twice just to make sure

332
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 it was as disgusting as I thought.

333
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 Hope he kicks you out, you goddamn prevert.

334
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:09,380
 - That he will, but not until I finish this last report.

335
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 - Are you sure about this?

336
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 - Absolutely.

337
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 - If he's in there,

338
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 we're gonna need to smoke a mouth.

339
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,140
 - How do we know it's a he?

340
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 - You're absolutely right, James.

341
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 We don't until we get the lab work

342
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 back on the blood sample we sent in.

343
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 - She's on a roll.

344
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 - Okay, so it's amateur night at the strip club,

345
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,860
which means we can get really, really close to the strippers.

346
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 Just put a little pressure on them,

347
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 see if they know anything.

348
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 - I seriously doubt that.

349
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 - James, you work the crowd,

350
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 see if anyone's dropping big money.

351
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 - I'm on it.

352
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 - Guys, let's be careful in there.

353
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 (dramatic music)

354
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 (dramatic music)

355
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 (dramatic music)

356
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 (dramatic music)

357
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 (dramatic music)

358
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 (dramatic music)

359
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 - Those must have cost a fortune.

360
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 - Don.

361
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362
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 - I'm sorry.

363
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:09,500
 (dramatic music)

364
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 (dramatic music)

365
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(dramatic music)

366
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 (dramatic music)

367
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 - Next one.

368
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:37,340
 - Hey, you must be new here.

369
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:41,100
 - Uh, yeah, I'm up next on stage.

370
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,100
 - Cool.

371
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:46,100
 - You having a good night?

372
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,500
 - Oh yeah, the best ever.

373
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 (dramatic music)

374
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 - Dude, what the hell is going on?

375
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 Don't even lie to me.

376
00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,660
 - Let's give it up to our next dancer, Ellen.

377
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 (dramatic music)

378
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 - What are you doing here?

379
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,700
 - I could ask you the same thing.

380
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:17,100
 - You've been coming here instead of class?

381
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:20,860
 - I need the money for class.

382
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:22,900
 - I wanted to help her pay for school.

383
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So she wouldn't have to work anymore.

384
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 (dramatic music)

385
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,100
 - But you wouldn't let me.

386
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,900
 - So that's why you stole the money?

387
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,260
 - What money?

388
00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:43,100
 - From the bar, Max, the dance benefit money.

389
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:46,900
 - James, I swear to you, I didn't touch it.

390
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:49,900
 - You are wasting your talents here,

391
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:53,900
 being treated like a sex object.

392
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:58,900
 (dramatic music)

393
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 - I swear to you.

394
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 (dramatic music)

395
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:02,900
 - Okay.

396
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:08,900
 - I'm guessing you don't make that kind of money every night.

397
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,900
 - Oh no, this is more than I'm making a week.

398
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:13,900
 - A real steal.

399
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:16,900
- Hmm, you went in on the action?

400
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,900
 - You're gonna cut me in if I help out on the jobs.

401
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,900
 - Sure, we'll go 50-50.

402
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:22,900
 - Okay.

403
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,900
 - All right, let's go.

404
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:26,900
 - Coming with me.

405
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:35,900
 (dramatic music)

406
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,900
 - So how about it, Mr. Wright?

407
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,900
 Two for the price of one.

408
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,900
 - Nice sweater.

409
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,900
 (dramatic music)

410
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,900
 - Yeah, whatever.

411
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:53,900
 - Oh, you hurt your finger, I see.

412
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:57,900
 (dramatic music)

413
00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:58,900
 - So?

414
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:01,900
 - So, where'd you get this?

415
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:05,900
 (dramatic music)

416
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,900
 - I found it.

417
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,900
 - Ron, answering Mr. Wright,

418
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,900
 Jess, me, call the police, tell me about 10-7,

419
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,900
you want to win a PC, you don't you move.

420
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,900
 You might want to bag in fact, though.

421
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,900
 You only go in a mass spectral chromatic graph

422
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,900
 for trace polymer elements.

423
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,900
 (dramatic music)

424
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:23,900
 What?

425
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:24,900
 You never seen CSI?

426
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:30,900
 - Father, I get in married.

427
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,900
 I call you when I have papers.

428
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,900
 Soon.

429
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,900
 Very soon.

430
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:41,900
 - I'm Jerara.

431
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,900
 - They're so happy.

432
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,900
 - Me too.

433
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,900
 - I tell them,

434
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,900
 they get married soon.

435
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:49,900
 This is okay?

436
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,900
 - Of course.

437
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:54,900
 - Why don't you ask your family to come?

438
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,900
 - They could never afford this.

439
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,900
- I'll pay for the tickets.

440
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,900
 You want them here with you, right?

441
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:04,900
 It's okay, y'all now, actually.

442
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,900
 - Really?

443
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,900
 - I want to.

444
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,900
 I really want to.

445
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:13,900
 (dramatic music)

446
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,900
 (upbeat music)

447
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:19,480
 (lively music)

448
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,060
 (upbeat music)

449
00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:24,820
 (relaxing music)

450
00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:27,400
 (lively music)

451
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 ♪♪

452
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 ♪♪

453
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,540
 (heavy breathing)

454
00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:56,380
 Okay.

455
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:59,400
 (breathing heavily)

456
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:07,740
 [Crying]

457
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:10,420
 [Panting]

458
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:15,520
 [Granting]

459
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:22,100
 [Panting]

460
00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:32,260
 [Panting]

461
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:40,260
 [Panting]

462
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 [Panting]

463
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 [Panting]

464
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 [Panting]

465
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:11,260
 [Panting]

466
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:17,260
 [Panting]

467
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:27,260
 [Panting]

468
00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:35,260
 [Panting]

469
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 [Panting]

470
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 [Panting]

471
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:54,260
 [Panting]

472
00:28:54,260 --> 00:29:01,260
 [Panting]

473
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:05,260
I'm Layla Wepesman. Standing outside the new Don Bar, it even attracted one.

474
00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:10,260
 It's extremely unlikely patriots. Dean's lowered himself. Quite the sex God.

475
00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:15,260
 Call and say goodbye. Goodbye. The Dean fires you? As of one minute past four.

476
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:20,260
 [Panting]

477
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,260
 Layla.

478
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:27,260
 [Panting]

479
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 [Panting]

480
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 [Panting]

481
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 [Panting]

482
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 [Panting]