1 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:10,385 [Woman vocalizing softly] 2 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:17,559 [ Dramatic music plays] 3 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:33,283 [ Ethereal music plays] 4 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:44,211 [Ambient electronic music plays] 5 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:52,344 [ Electronic music intensifies] 6 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,592 [ Door opens] 7 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,385 [ Door closes ] 8 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,616 [ Electronic music continues] 9 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:58,452 [Car door creaks] 10 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,497 [ Car door closes] 11 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,542 [ Engine starts] 12 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,842 [Tense music plays] 13 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,617 Man: Need a ride? 14 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:39,993 That obvious? 15 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,453 How far are you going? 16 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,330 As far as I can. 17 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,123 Hop in. 18 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,886 [Tense music continues] 19 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,394 Woman: [ Gasps] 20 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,157 [ Screams ] 21 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,914 [ Upbeat electronic music plays] 22 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,714 [ Screams ] 23 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,683 [ Projector clicking ] 24 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,685 - [ Chain saw revs] - [ Woman screams] 25 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,022 [ Cackles ] 26 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,987 [Chain saw revs] 27 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,581 You wanted a surgeon, you fucker. 28 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,376 Okay. So why don't we, uh... 29 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,504 We're gonna stay on the wide, and then lose that close-up 30 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,509 before she jumps out of the doorway to stab him? 31 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,508 [Sighs ] Oh, god damn it. 32 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,594 You say something? 33 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,929 Oh, it just sounds like you're going for surprise 34 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,140 instead of suspense, again, Jack. [Scoffs] 35 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,935 Can you hang on for just a second, please? 36 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,438 What is the name of your magazine again? 37 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:32,689 Vicious fans? 38 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,567 Vicious fanatics. 39 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,336 - It's right here... - I'm on a brutal deadline. 40 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,504 So you got five more minutes. 41 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,906 - Go. - Yeah, sorry. 42 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,031 [ Recorder clicks] 43 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,073 [Clears throat] 44 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,285 "Vicious tales." 45 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,872 Jack, serious critics, myself included, 46 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,791 have noticed that you've repeatedly used 47 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:55,003 slow moving killers over your last dozen films. 48 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,589 You did it in "your carnation for corpses," 49 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,883 "status of fear," "black Friday." 50 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,444 - You did it in... - Slower is scary. 51 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,178 I mean, Sally's running blocks ahead 52 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,680 of the happy smile killer in "black Friday." 53 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,309 He always manages to catch her, but it's not really realistic. 54 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,162 - It's not possible. - No, no, no. It's dream logic. 55 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,104 It's like you're in a nightmare, right? 56 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,440 And you can't outrun it, no matter how fast you go. 57 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,526 Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. 58 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,861 Lazy writing. 59 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,071 Ah! 60 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,781 Why in your last three films, 61 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:26,409 when everyone hears a noise, do they always go outside? 62 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,054 - Why would you do that? - Okay, alright, alright. 63 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,913 "60 minutes," take it easy, okay? 64 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,706 I make fun movies. 65 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,583 If you don't like them, 66 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,585 why don't you tell me what you would do? 67 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,631 You really want to know what I would do? 68 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,551 [Telephone rings in distance] 69 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,344 Cab drivers. 70 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,350 What? 71 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,644 Ca... cab drivers. 72 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,895 [Laughs] 73 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,648 [Chuckles] Huh? Think about it. 74 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,150 They drive you home, so they know where you live, 75 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,716 but they have zero connection to you. 76 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,219 Who looks twice at their cab driver, 77 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,864 let alone remembers their face? 78 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,241 Jack they're the perfect killers. 79 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,951 It's modern horror for modern times. 80 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,453 Why is no one doing this? Why aren't you doing this? 81 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,957 Well, that is a real million dollar idea there, Jim. 82 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,667 You should be proud of yourself. 83 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,252 Thank you. It's Joel, but thank... 84 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,421 Maggie! You're good, right? 85 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,898 Actually, no. I was going to ask... 86 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,591 Maggie, can you show the correspondents 87 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,259 for vicious fun out, please? 88 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,303 - Vicious fanatics. - Vicious fun. 89 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,828 - Fanatics... - Jack: Sounds better. 90 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,348 Vicious fun sounds better. 91 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,142 - Okay. - See you, jed. 92 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:35,812 [Siren wails in distance] 93 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,689 [Tape rewinding ] 94 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:38,940 [Beep] 95 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,525 Sarah: Hey, it's me. 96 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,086 Just letting you know I'll be home late. 97 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,821 I have a date. I just met the guy. 98 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,115 Crazy, right? Anyway, didn't want you to worry again. 99 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,326 Thanks, roomie. Bye! 100 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,994 [Beep] 101 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,579 [Sighs] 102 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,667 Fade in. 103 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,421 The city, night. 104 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:05,050 Rain falls like drops of poison. 105 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,635 Nice. 106 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:12,265 Windshield wipers slash like deadly knives. 107 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,101 [ Chuckles] Nice. 108 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,978 On the corner, 109 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,689 like a crouching tiger, 110 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,817 a taxi awaits. 111 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,320 Nice! 112 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,614 [ Tires screech, engine revs ] 113 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,824 [ Rock music plays faintly] 114 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,170 That's a sweet ride. 115 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,755 Damn it. 116 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,387 God damn it. 117 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,806 [Sighs] 118 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:07,737 [Mumbling] 119 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:08,989 [Sighs] 120 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,700 What are you... 121 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,994 Oh, damn it, Sarah. 122 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,453 [Grunts] 123 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,581 [Mumbling] 124 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,875 "Eight ways to look better. 125 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,877 [ Chuckles] Okay. 126 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,380 Oh! 127 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,383 - Oh, Joel, hi. - Sarah. 128 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,593 Oh, you having somebody over? 129 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:34,222 Um, well, yeah, I was just thinking about it... 130 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,099 Thinking about it! 131 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,184 [ Lock clicks] 132 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,687 A couple of girls asked me to hang out. 133 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:41,938 [Shower running] 134 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,441 Had some options. 135 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,234 Ashley. 136 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,780 Catherine. 137 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:54,117 Judith. 138 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,828 Carl... a. 139 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,539 Oh, and hey, do you mind if I have the TV tonight? 140 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,499 Cindy's coming over to watch "falcon crest." 141 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,959 Sarah, "falcon crest"? 142 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,794 God, Joel, do you like anything? 143 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,254 Like at all? 144 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,965 [ Scoffs] Lot of things, but "falcon crest"? 145 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,634 I was thinking we could rent a beta machine, 146 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,304 - a couple of movies, taco night? - Sarah: Yeah. 147 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,557 Actually, I was kind of hoping for more of a girls' night. 148 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,896 I'll have a girls night with Carl... a. 149 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,564 - Great. - You've never met her. 150 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:28,234 [ Rock music plays faintly] 151 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,584 [ Man laughs] 152 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,231 [ Music intensifies] 153 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,531 [ Brakes squeak] 154 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,116 [ Door opens] 155 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,665 - Hey, Joel. - Hey. 156 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,584 Wait, wait, no, no, wait! Taxi, taxi, wait, wait, wait. 157 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,921 [ Dramatic music plays] 158 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,798 Follow that car. 159 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,424 [ Drab majesty's "too soon to tell" ] 160 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:18,178 J“ I see your future now j“ 161 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:21,931 j“ stretching on through the years j“ 162 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,017 j“ devotion j“ 163 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:29,022 j“ is not a word I fear j“ 164 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,941 j“ what falls between j“ 165 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:35,278 j“ your hand and mine j“ 166 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:39,032 j“ forsaking, for breaking j“ 167 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:43,536 j“ a sculpture that we made in time j“ 168 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,749 j“ don't you wonder... j“ 169 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,251 operation the Phoenix... 170 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,794 The nest... 171 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,048 [Sighs ] Working title. 172 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,593 Action. 173 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,053 [Sighs ] Come on, Joel. 174 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,263 Come on, Joel. Come on, Joel. 175 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,355 [Clears throat] 176 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,689 Busy night, huh? 177 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,358 What's that, chief? 178 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,652 I said, sorry, it's loud. Busy night in here. 179 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,577 Yeah, wouldn't know. I'm not from around here. 180 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,455 - Me neither, actually. - What can I get you? 181 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,325 Oh, just whatever he's having. 182 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,161 - Have I met you before? - [ Sighs] No, no, 183 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,086 never seen you before in my entire life, ever. 184 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,916 Thought I might have, uh, showed you a house sometime. 185 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,168 Name's Bob. Bob nice. 186 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,711 Bob, it's nice to meet you. 187 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,588 I'm... Dave. 188 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,091 So, what brings you out to these neck 189 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,509 of these woods there, David? 190 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,511 Just taking a break... 191 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,222 - From all the ladies I get. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 192 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,742 Well, we've all had our troubles with them at time or another, 193 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,643 trying to find them, 194 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,371 - trying to get rid of them. - Yeah. [Chuckles] 195 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,272 Why don't you say this round's on me. 196 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,690 Sure. Very nice of you. 197 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,400 Mm-hmm. 198 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,528 So I suppose you're here waiting for your wife. 199 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,405 [Sound distorts] 200 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,757 - [ Sound resumes] - You're wearing... 201 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,575 Oh! [Chuckles] Yeah, this. 202 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:09,289 I wear it because I find it helps me sell and close. 203 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,999 Oh! 204 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,668 So, there's no my wife in the picture at all. 205 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,003 [ Laughs] Fuck no. 206 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,213 But I did just happen to go 207 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,299 on a rather "eventful date," 208 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,800 quote unquote. 209 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,385 -What does that mean? 210 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,762 Go ahead. Give me the details. 211 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:28,683 Well, you see, Dave, well, a date implies dinner, 212 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,728 some hand-holding, nice wine, 213 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,397 staring into each other's eyes. 214 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,666 So that didn't happen with this one? 215 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,026 So it's not that serious, huh? 216 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,111 More like a few Tequila gold shots, 217 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,448 followed by her mastering her gag reflex, huh? 218 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:46,701 Oh! [Chuckles] You rascal. 219 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,494 Two whiskeys! 220 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,248 Oh! Aah! 221 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,376 [Sighs ] That was nice, 'cept for all the chatting. 222 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,711 She was definitely a talker. 223 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,796 Oh, yeah, big, uh, talker? 224 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,256 About anything specific? 225 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,716 Well, you name it... 226 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,468 Her job, her aerobics class, 227 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,927 her roommate. 228 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,196 Her roommate. She talk about her roommate? 229 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,473 Bob: Yeah, that was a low point. 230 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,141 Might want to slow down there, Dave. 231 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,226 [ Exhales sharply] No. 232 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,020 [ Strained ] It does burn, though. 233 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,105 I was showing her a bungalow. 234 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,149 You see, she was looking to get out on her own. 235 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,234 I mean, who can blame her after living 236 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,111 with such a loser roommate for so long? 237 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,614 - She called him a loser? - No! No, I did. 238 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,407 You see, Dave, this boy, 239 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,284 - he's not like you and me. - Really? 240 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,495 He's alone every night watching any piece of shit 241 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,789 he can get his grubby little hands on. 242 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:36,042 Guy would probably need a chloroform rag and a panel Van 243 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,628 just to get any action, am I right? 244 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,546 He's probably slept with at least one girl. 245 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,299 You know, Bob, you ever think that, 246 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,468 I don't know, maybe this girl's 247 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,346 bringing up this guy on a date with you 248 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,848 because maybe she likes him 249 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,184 as more than a friend? 250 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,937 [Laughs] 251 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,062 Whoo! 252 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,815 [ Both laugh ] 253 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:03,194 That's funny stuff, David. That is funny! 254 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,654 [Sighs] 255 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:05,964 Just don't know why she didn't tell me. 256 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,115 What's that? 257 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,258 I don't know why she didn't tell him. 258 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,575 Oh, well, 259 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,453 she "feels bad" for him, whatever that means. 260 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,747 But you know what I say, David. 261 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,291 You cut and run. 262 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,377 Yeah, cut and run. 263 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,962 You make a good point, Bob. 264 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,755 You know what? F-Fuck that guy. 265 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,200 What don't you say we get blitzed? 266 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,259 - Let's get blitzed, huh! - Why don't you, uh, 267 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,969 hold the fort for me there, bosko? 268 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,012 I'll just be back in a few minutes, huh? 269 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,681 Sure. 270 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,891 Few minutes, 10 minutes, a year. 271 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,310 Who has time for Joel? 272 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,653 Hey, barkeep. 273 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,157 Maybe pour me some more of this red hot molten lava. 274 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,825 Hey. Hey, what the fuck? 275 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,327 I added his drinks to your tab. 276 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,328 What? 277 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,122 He said it's on you. 278 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:59,667 Asshole. 279 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,629 Hey, leave the bottle. 280 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,923 Wait, how much is the... How much... forget it. 281 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,968 [ Upbeat electronic music plays] 282 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,402 [ Glass shatters ] 283 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,787 [ Bottle clinks] 284 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,081 Woman: Yeah. 285 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,459 Gotta go. Bye. 286 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,877 [Pay phone clinks] 287 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,592 [ Slurring ] Buy you a drink, hot stuff? 288 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,723 That was mine. 289 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,434 When I get back then. 290 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,853 That was so hot. 291 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,816 [Coins clink] 292 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,446 [ Beeping ] 293 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,575 [ Ringing ] 294 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,369 [Sighs] 295 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,251 Sarah: Hello? 296 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,336 I'm the last devoted man on earth! 297 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,088 Sarah: Jesus, Joel. 298 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,382 You sound like you've had a gallon of gasoline. 299 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,633 [ Laughs] No. 300 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,009 Wrong! 301 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,178 I had red hot molten lava. 302 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,472 Do you need me to come and get you? 303 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,933 I don't need you, Sarah. 304 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,726 I'm just... 305 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,648 - [ Electricity crackles ] - Sarah: Joel? Joel! 306 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,233 Joel? 307 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,864 [ Groans] 308 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,590 [ Sighs] I just gotta lay here, man, 309 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,800 till everything stops spinning. 310 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,599 [Sinister music plays] 311 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,019 [ Man blows] 312 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,179 [ Indistinct conversation in distance] 313 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,555 [Sighs] 314 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,227 What the fuck? 315 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,730 Man: You think there's no way you can change your lives. 316 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,774 You're wrong. 317 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,444 I'm here to tell you that there's hope. 318 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,321 I'm happier now than I have ever been. 319 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,864 More successful. 320 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,450 I have faced everything that you're afraid of, 321 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,244 and I've come out the other side. 322 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,956 I can help you live your life with confidence. 323 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,875 Or you'll never know. 324 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,217 Sorry to interrupt your meeting. 325 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,969 Man: You must be Phil. 326 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,596 Take a seat. 327 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,682 - Man - Joel: Uh... 328 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,309 Man: Come on. Come on. 329 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,187 Point is, you're here now. Have a seat. 330 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,273 We're all here for the same reason, right? 331 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,275 Have a seat. This is a safe place. 332 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,529 Sir, guys, listen... 333 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,118 You are Phil, right? 334 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,412 Who the fuck else would he be? 335 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,622 I'm... I'm Phil. 336 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,499 Man 337 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,501 Sitting. 338 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,422 My name is Zachary. 339 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,298 - I'm hideo. - Mike. 340 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,884 - Carrie. - Fritz. 341 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,554 Phil, thanks so much for coming out. 342 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,848 You've got the floor. 343 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,808 - Hmm? - Uh, uh, uh, what? 344 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,186 Oh, no, you know what? 345 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,438 I liked what you were saying 346 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,790 when I came around the corner there. 347 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,524 That was some good stuff, 348 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,276 if you just want to finish that up. 349 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,236 No, no, no. I'm finished. 350 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,696 - All done. - I talked. 351 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,489 - So did I. - Yep. 352 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,619 You've got the floor now, Phil. 353 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,457 [ Chuckles] Okay. 354 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,333 Well, you know, i-I'm here 355 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,377 for the same reasons as everyone else 356 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,671 is in the circle... 357 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,174 You know, to get help. 358 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:01,719 Yeah, for my... addiction? 359 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,513 It's getting rough. 360 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,307 Yeah, oh, it's bad. 361 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,392 [ Chuckles] It's bad. 362 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,478 Even this last day/night, 363 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,980 phew, I hit rock bottom. 364 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,358 To be honest, I'm starting to... 365 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,818 Starting to realize I'm not 366 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,612 what I think... 367 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,655 Other people think I am. 368 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,491 Well, that was fucking vague. 369 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,616 Zachary: Michael! 370 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,327 You seem agitated. 371 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,954 What's... what's... what's swirling around your head? 372 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,040 Sometimes I just feel like I lose touch 373 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,585 with my essence animal. 374 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,711 You know, 375 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,673 my essence animal. 376 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,009 I'm the shark, remember? 377 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,178 Oh, yeah, shark, that's cool. I like that. 378 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,057 Mike: I just want to hunt, to live by pure instinct. 379 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,601 Is it my fault society rejects that? 380 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,561 No, Mike, no. 381 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,688 Fuck you! That was rhetorical. 382 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,775 I am troubled by our empty seat. 383 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:01,403 Well, our friend is always reliable. 384 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,906 He's reliable and never late. 385 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,033 He said he'd be here. He'll be here. 386 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,077 Alright? Let's... Let's don't get off track. 387 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,202 Remember Utah? 388 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,746 Jesus, here we go again. 389 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,541 Hideo, we don't say the word Utah 390 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,501 unless we've got ourselves a Utah. 391 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,002 This ain't a Utah. 392 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,880 There's no chance of being a Utah 'cause I'm here. 393 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,258 So can we just move on? 394 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:25,302 Yeah, let's move on. No, forget Utah. 395 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,180 Let's keep the crosstalk to a minimum. Alright? 396 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:31,725 Mike was saying something really... 397 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,728 Interesting about what you're hunting for in life, 398 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,231 if you want to finish that thought up? 399 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,275 Yeah. Just want to be in the moment. 400 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,943 Could be out in a little cabin, 401 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,611 summer camp upstate. 402 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,822 - Oh. - Sorority house. 403 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:45,947 That's weird. 404 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,992 Then things get fuzzy for me. 405 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,287 All I remember is screaming. 406 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:54,832 Then the silence, you know? 407 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:58,586 Can you please describe your disposal methods? 408 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,754 How do you conceal your actions 409 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,631 - from people? - Fucking robot. 410 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:06,135 I don't know, man. I don't do my dishes half the time. 411 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,971 You think I'm gonna clean up a blood-drenched campsite? 412 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,681 What do you do with the bodies? 413 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,474 I have a 17 point plan 414 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,560 that involves several stages of operations... 415 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,854 Oh, wake me up when you're done. 416 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,481 I once concealed myself in a drop ceiling 417 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,609 for 16 consecutive hours, 418 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,527 lying in wait for my Mark, 419 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,572 while I slowed my heartbeat to almost nothing. 420 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,158 Have you ever even bitten into a kidney? 421 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:32,703 A warm, fresh kidney is unlike... 422 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:33,954 I don't want to hear it. 423 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,998 If I may continue uninterrupted. 424 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,792 Oh, of course. Thank you, Fritz. 425 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,794 I found that by using the skills 426 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,005 from my pretend life as an accountant, 427 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,008 I'm able to calculate the number of kills 428 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,719 that I can perform within a given time frame, 429 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,180 thus increasing my efficiency. 430 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,558 No, just give me a mask, a machete, 431 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,393 and a bunch of half naked co-eds, 432 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:57,728 and I'm ready to go! 433 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,481 You implied that eating flesh 434 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,067 is a shameful act. 435 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,861 On the contrary, it is the only meat 436 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,947 that has any sense of nobility. 437 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,114 [Gags] 438 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:13,452 A voice calls me to do so. 439 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,913 - What is... - It speaks only to me. 440 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,957 I have found that eating flesh 441 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,541 is all that soothes it. 442 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,418 Mike: Nope, axe of the head. 443 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,544 Done. 444 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,213 Hot damn. 445 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,798 Where were you two in the early '70s? 446 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:27,257 I could... I could have used you. 447 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,818 Do you know what's a pain in the ass? 448 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,970 Training death squads for the government. 449 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,055 You gotta take men and break them 450 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,474 until they lose all sense of humanity. 451 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,226 No weekends off. 452 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:39,770 But goddamn, if I had you two? 453 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,522 Oh, my. 454 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,024 Top of the agency in a couple of years. 455 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,526 But I'm not. 456 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:46,860 Didn't make it there. 457 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,738 They said I didn't follow protocol. 458 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:52,783 Got messy. It got really messy. 459 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,160 I like it messy sometimes. 460 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,954 Too much, what'd they say, 461 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:58,872 "collateral damage." 462 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,874 Oh, well. 463 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,459 Better luck next time. 464 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,212 I found what I think is a unique solution 465 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,632 to the problem of concealment and disposal. 466 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:12,845 I murder the same victim repeatedly over several months, 467 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,764 therefore garnering multiple kills per unit. 468 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:16,889 Bullshit. 469 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,560 I put my victims on life support, 470 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,438 revive them, and kill them repeatedly. 471 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,149 The final kill is always exceptionally... 472 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:28,068 [ Chuckles ] 473 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,737 It's drawn out. 474 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,405 It's my reward 475 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,783 for exercising prudence. 476 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,785 Oh, my god. 477 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,037 - Wow. - See? 478 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,580 Smart. Smart. 479 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,749 He listens, stays within the limits. 480 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,125 Carrie, how about you? 481 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,960 How do you maintain your lifestyle 482 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,921 and still keep your urges under control? 483 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,923 I've killed seven people this year. 484 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,677 I've never been caught, and I'm fucking stoked about it. 485 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,804 - Quite a woman. - Next. 486 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,307 - Phil. - Hmm? 487 00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,433 [Tense music plays] 488 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,935 Why are you here? 489 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,979 It's complicated. 490 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,356 - Complicated? - Mm-hmm. 491 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,777 Complicated? Fuck you, complicated. 492 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,988 A month ago, I killed an entire Cambodian village. 493 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,240 I poured ricin into the village well. 494 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,205 I camped out in some trees for a couple of days 495 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,370 and listened to the screams of the dying. 496 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:23,832 Couple weeks go by, what am I doing? 497 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,292 Hanging out, 498 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,811 just watching episodes of "three's company" 499 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,045 in my underwear, 500 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,672 waiting for the next mission. 501 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,299 Now, what part of that story 502 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,301 do you think was the hardest for me to admit? 503 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,764 Ahh! 504 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,557 Philip. 505 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,437 Tell us. 506 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,407 [Sighs] 507 00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,744 I'm a tax... taxi driver. 508 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,412 Go on. 509 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,664 [ Inhales shakily] 510 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:07,417 I... I'm like a crocodile. 511 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,920 A steel crocodile 512 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,381 on wheels... 513 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:16,385 Prowling through the dark asphalt rivers 514 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,220 of the city. 515 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,389 Yeah, much like a crocodile, 516 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:23,183 I separate the weak from the herd, 517 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:27,771 only for me, it's single girls, 518 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,274 you know, young girls that have been... 519 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:33,026 Broken up with, cheated on, stood up, 520 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,987 just pining for the men they can't have. 521 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,405 And I-I pick them up. 522 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,906 They come to me, 523 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:42,411 and I just release them from the pain. 524 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,626 That's beautiful, man. 525 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,962 [Sighs deeply] Thank you. 526 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,131 You ever come close to getting caught? 527 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:56,842 Mm, think about it, guys. 528 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:59,553 How would I, you know? 529 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,638 Taxi drivers, they drive you home. 530 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,348 They know exactly where you live, 531 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,643 but they have zero connection to you, [laughs] Right? 532 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,937 Who... have any of you even remembered 533 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,231 the taxi driver that you've driven with? 534 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,482 [ Chuckles] No! 535 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,651 They're the perfect killers. 536 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,903 They are? 537 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,405 I, me... I'm perfect. 538 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,698 One of a kind, unique. 539 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:23,285 So you hide in plain sight. 540 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,454 I don't need a drop ceiling, 541 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:28,999 a 17-point plan, a sorority house. 542 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:33,378 You just give me a car, a rainy night... 543 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,631 And I'm invisible. 544 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:36,756 I'm invisible. 545 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,260 Brilliantly... banal. 546 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,346 - Yeah. - Alright. 547 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:45,724 What do we say we take a break, reconvene in 10 minutes? 548 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:46,975 10 minutes, fine with me. 549 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,477 We wait. 550 00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:51,188 Not everyone has spoken. 551 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,899 Hideo, well, I believe 552 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,526 he has forfeited his turn. 553 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,447 Okay, fine, you want to sit there, 554 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,991 you sit there, get your heart rate down 555 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:06,328 to zero or 10 or whatever you want to do. 556 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:11,917 It's moving up, I can tell. 557 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,585 What are you clocking right now? 558 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,045 100? 559 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,130 110? 560 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,675 [Grunts] 561 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:28,308 You keeping busy, Mike? 562 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,018 I mean, with work. 563 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,063 Mike: What, are you conducting a poll? 564 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:38,902 Do not get caught up in society's web of... 565 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,570 [ Bangs on door] 566 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:44,533 [Tense music plays] 567 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:48,078 Phil, unlock the door and see who that is. 568 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,038 Unlock the door, see who it is. 569 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:51,832 [ Chuckles] Yeah. 570 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,709 |'|| just... 571 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,919 Unlock the door. 572 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,090 [ Lock clicks] 573 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:07,222 [ Door creaks ] 574 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:10,892 [Ambient electronic music plays] 575 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,984 Holy shit! 576 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:22,738 Long time no see. 577 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:26,283 Looks like I underestimated you, huh? 578 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,368 Love this guy. 579 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,662 Hey, everyone. I know I'm late. 580 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,956 I thought I had a little more time to kill there, huh? 581 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,416 [ Both chuckle] 582 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,543 So just getting started? 583 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,879 We just took a break. Glad you could make it. 584 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:42,299 Good to see you, too, Zachary, Michael, hideo, 585 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,551 science teacher guy, Joan Jett. 586 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,720 They have names. This is Fritz and Carrie. 587 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,555 Carrie's from the south Dakota circle. 588 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,600 He knows who I am. He's just being his usual hilarious self. 589 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:54,936 And Phil here is new. 590 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,397 - You're Phil? - Yeah. 591 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,399 Thought you said your name was Dave. 592 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,570 It's 'cause I didn't know if I could trust you. 593 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:07,908 I was just in disguise as Dave when we met earlier, 594 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:10,160 your regular, old... 595 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,079 Drunk bar patron. 596 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,498 - It's my go-to. - So y'all talked? 597 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,666 Phil was telling us all about himself. 598 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,794 Wow. It's like I get to meet you 599 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,962 all over again for the first time. 600 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:24,800 [Chuckles] So, hmm. What's your angle? 601 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,676 Are you a Skinner, 602 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:30,263 a slicer-dicer, or corpse humper? 603 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,183 [Chuckles] What gets the old creative juices flowing? 604 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,435 Taxi cab driver. 605 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,063 Taxis. 606 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,582 No, no, no, you're going to have to give me 607 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,817 a little more to go on there. 608 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,111 I am a cab driver. 609 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,236 Mm-hmm. 610 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,864 I pick up girls... 611 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,492 - Mm-hmm. - And, um... 612 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,830 - Right, right. - You know? You get it? 613 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,207 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, actually, I don't. 614 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,668 You know, taxi drivers. 615 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,919 They know where you live. 616 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,379 They have zero connection to you. 617 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,131 They're basically the perfect killers. 618 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,174 But you are calling into dispatch 619 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,552 with the address you're going to, right? 620 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,095 Yeah. 621 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,848 What happens when the girl who you dropped off, 622 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,933 you know, she turns up dead or missing? 623 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:19,521 I mean... Trail leads right to you. 624 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,481 Isn't that kind of dumb? 625 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:25,694 But I do most of my killings off duty. 626 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,321 - Oh, oh, oh. - Yes. 627 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:32,033 Wait, no, no, no. I'm still confused. 628 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:35,036 How do you get the cab, then? 629 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,165 They let you drive it around when you're off work? 630 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,917 Yeah. No. 631 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,420 If you're off duty, why would you call into dispatch? 632 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,384 I have my methods. 633 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,350 It's a good point, Zachary. 634 00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:01,646 The reason for that... 635 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:09,070 How many, uh, girls you killed this year, 636 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,614 "Phil"? 637 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,033 So many I can't even keep track. 638 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:19,039 Bob: You have not told me one true thing 639 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:22,876 since the moment I met you, huh? 640 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:26,546 Your name is Phil, is it? 641 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,969 - [ Inhales deeply] - Son of a fucking bitch. 642 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,013 I thought you had our little group sessions 643 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,015 on lockdown there, Zachary? 644 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,350 I did. 645 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,810 Hey, hey, hey. You don't have to get up. 646 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,730 Looks like we have ourselves an interloper. 647 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,440 No, no, no. 648 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,234 [ Chuckles] Bob! Mike! 649 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:51,821 Listen, there's a perfectly good explanation, you guys. 650 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,073 [Tense music plays] 651 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,075 [Grunts] 652 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,161 No, please. 653 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,545 No, no, no, no, guys. Please, please don't kill me. 654 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:07,939 Please don't fucking kill me, please. 655 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:09,089 -Who the fuck are you? 656 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,340 No one. I'm no one, I swear. 657 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,592 - I swear. - Get his wallet. 658 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,177 How the fuck did you get in here? 659 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:17,639 I was... I came in... I got drunk at the bar, 660 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,564 and I went to go to the bathroom and I just... 661 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,560 I passed out in a closet for a few hours, okay? 662 00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:23,329 I saw him in here earlier, drunk off his ass. 663 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,897 - His story checks out. - See, see? 664 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,274 Well, Joel polsky... 665 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,401 Zach, guys, if you let me go, 666 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,860 I won't tell anyone, I swear. 667 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,279 W-Who would even believe me? 668 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,238 - Right? - Shut the fu... 669 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:36,116 Shut the fuck up. 670 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,285 I'm saying we let this fucking idiot go, 671 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,744 give him a five minute head start, 672 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,413 then I decide which one of you 673 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,456 has the pleasure of hunting him down. 674 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:46,668 - First of all, I don't like it. - Agreed. 675 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:50,630 Secondly, I'm obviously the guy to hunt him down. 676 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,758 Mike, I'm in charge here. Why don't you put a lid on it? 677 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,927 Who made you the leader? 678 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:58,346 Me, when I volunteered to have this meeting. 679 00:34:58,471 --> 00:34:59,889 Plus I have hundreds more kills 680 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,183 than the rest of you fucking amateurs. 681 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:04,436 Fuck you. Oh, what? 682 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,688 Like it's so hard to rack up a body count 683 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,857 with government funding. 684 00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:10,984 You're not a big picture guy, are you, Mike? 685 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,527 I think we've established that. 686 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,571 Why don't you go to the bar and pour yourself 687 00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,781 a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up. 688 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,325 We've been compromised. 689 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,118 What, do you want to kill him here? 690 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,179 What about the evidence? You're gonna burn the place down? 691 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,830 This isn't some campsite, Mike, 692 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,641 where you've just killed a bunch of sorority girls, 693 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,627 and you going to jerk off all over their fucking corpses. 694 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:31,713 Hey, gang. Why don't we put this to a vote? 695 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,381 We are still one member short. 696 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:36,301 Six minus one equals five, and that's without Phil. 697 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:40,055 Jesus, what a bunch of fucking weirdos. 698 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,681 What did you say? 699 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,142 Zachary: Oh, my god! I'm so much better than this. 700 00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:45,935 We are better than this. 701 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:49,314 Listen, it's going to all work out, I promise. 702 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:52,025 Trust me. 703 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,153 [ Dramatic music plays] 704 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,946 [Groaning] 705 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,673 [ Panting ] 706 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:24,349 [ Dramatic music plays] 707 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:27,686 - Where you going? - Aaaah! 708 00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,896 What the fuck? 709 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,856 Were you taping us the whole time? 710 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:34,776 Guys, guys, there's a perfectly good explanation... 711 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,487 [Tense music plays] 712 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,327 [ Panting ] 713 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,311 Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no, no, no! 714 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,713 No, no, please don't kill me! 715 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,966 What the fuck? 716 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,760 Who are you? 717 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:04,723 I'm the one who's gonna kill every one of those sick fucks. 718 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,307 Bob: Boys... 719 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:14,023 I'd say shit has gone south. 720 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,817 Jesus chr... 721 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,533 Fuck 722 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,827 [ door closes ] 723 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:29,372 Carrie? 724 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,583 Carrie! 725 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,172 Carrie, darling! 726 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,425 - Th. - Bob: Baby! 727 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,180 What do you want, Robert? 728 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,098 It's very quiet in there. 729 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,600 So what? He's dead. 730 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,685 Look_ 731 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,396 The guys, they got a little carried away. 732 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,690 They feel terrible about it. 733 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,692 You could just see their faces. 734 00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,236 I'm sure they're so sorry. 735 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,905 Bob: Carrie. 736 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,574 We're tired. It's late. 737 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,618 I think all any of us want 738 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,703 is just to see him 739 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,497 and his little tape recorder, 740 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:14,751 and we could just pick up and go our separate ways. 741 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:18,797 First person through that door gets an ax in the head. 742 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:20,256 Carrie? 743 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,800 [Stool thuds] 744 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,384 [Sighs deeply] 745 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:26,930 Things seem to have gotten a little carried away. 746 00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:28,973 You've turned this into some sort of weird 747 00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:31,684 hostage negotiation. 748 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,603 Why? 749 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:36,981 And how is it that 750 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:40,151 that little twerp and his tape recorder 751 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,487 ended up in Phil's seat 752 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,614 in our circle tonight? 753 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,825 Why don't you find Phil and ask him? 754 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,997 [Sighs] 755 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,416 Why does that sound like a dare? 756 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:56,918 What the fuck are you doing here? 757 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,461 - Who are you? - Nobody, I told you. 758 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,338 I'm no... well, I mean, I'm not nobody. 759 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,316 I'm the deputy assistant editor for the review section 760 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,943 - of a horror magazine called... - Okay. So, you're nobody. 761 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:05,343 Got it. Why are you here? 762 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:09,097 - 'Cause I followed Bob. - Why? 763 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:12,392 Because he's dating my roommate. 764 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,269 So you followed him to the middle of nowhere 765 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,479 - on a Friday night? - When you say it like that, 766 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,982 you make me sound like some kind of weirdo. 767 00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,984 [ Clatter] 768 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:28,908 Quarter. 769 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,663 Quarter! 770 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,331 [Coin clinks] 771 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:38,376 [ Suspenseful music plays] 772 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,676 [ Jukebox whirring ] 773 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,346 [Techno music plays loudly] 774 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,355 [Music continues] 775 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,292 Yeah, no, I can't... I can't hear him over the music. 776 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,543 Duh. 777 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:24,505 [ Indistinct singing ] 778 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:25,757 Time out. 779 00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:27,550 Who are these guys, huh? 780 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:28,986 What is this, some kind of support group 781 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,053 for serial killers? 782 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:34,140 [Music continues] 783 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,207 Can you give me something to work with?! 784 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,542 I'm freaking out over here, Carrie. 785 00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:45,401 Oh, my god. Fine, yes. 786 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:46,861 Okay, sort of. 787 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,739 It's more like a business retreat. 788 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,492 I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic. 789 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:57,664 If I wanted to hit you, I would've hit you. 790 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,207 Comforting. 791 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:01,000 I'm totally gonna fucking die here. 792 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,212 Joel, look at me. 793 00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,047 Those four men in the next room... 794 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,468 Those men are collectively responsible 795 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:14,138 for 12% of all the unsolved murders in North America. 796 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:18,851 Hideo, a high-class chef specializing in two things... 797 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,395 Upscale fusion cuisine 798 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,397 and raw human flesh. 799 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:26,776 Part-time cannibal, full-time psycho monk nut job. 800 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,153 Mike, a rage monster 801 00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:30,905 with mommy issues, 802 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:33,199 fixates on college-aged victims. 803 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,451 Loves killing them mid-coitus. 804 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,662 He's sloppy, though, and it's not uncommon 805 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:41,207 for at least one woman to escape from one of these rampages. 806 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,418 Fritz, emotionless, 807 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:45,837 barely human, 808 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:48,423 more like a lizard in a skin suit, 809 00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:50,192 takes notes when he's interacting with people 810 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:52,260 so he can learn about human behavior. 811 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:54,929 He never does. 812 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:56,806 Also, he dresses up like a clown. 813 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,850 [ Cackles ] 814 00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,059 Why? 815 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,644 He just likes clowns. 816 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,396 Of course he does. 817 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,607 And finally, Bob nice. 818 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,277 Maybe the most dangerous of the bunch. 819 00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:11,738 He's a sociopathic, homicidal pickup artist 820 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,063 who kills his target somewhere 821 00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:14,866 between the first and third date. 822 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,743 IQ of 180. 823 00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,220 The only one of them who knows how to blend 824 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,705 into polite society. 825 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,206 He's been a fake lawyer, 826 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,834 fake dentist, fake real estate agent. 827 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,962 Changes identities like you change shoes. 828 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:30,548 Guy's a chameleon. 829 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,008 He stuck me with his bar tab. 830 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,133 Sounds about right. 831 00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:36,137 So what about Zachary? 832 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,139 He's dead. 833 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,640 Okay. 834 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:43,144 And you... How do you know all of this? 835 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,688 Trust me, you do not want to know. 836 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,690 I kind of want to know. 837 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,692 What's this? Is that a list? 838 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,211 I don't know what you're talking about. 839 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,987 Come on! Carrie, I could be dead any minute, 840 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,381 and you're not gonna tell me anything about this list... 841 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,449 Fine. I work for an organization. 842 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,950 - Okay? - An organization? 843 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,178 - That could mean anything. - It's top secret. 844 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,870 - Like the government? - No. 845 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,222 - Kind of like the government? - I've already said too much. 846 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,486 It's a government organization. 847 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,083 You said Bob is dating your roommate? 848 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:08,294 Oh, my god, Sarah. I have to save Sarah. 849 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,505 - We have to get out of here. - Joel, listen to me. 850 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:13,341 I know things look bad, but when I'm done here, 851 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:16,719 Bob's not going hurt anybody ever again. 852 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:19,847 [Music plays loudly] 853 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:22,266 [Sighs] 854 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,687 [ Cackles ] 855 00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:31,317 Carrie: I didn't spend the last 16 months 856 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,122 infiltrating that fucked up circle of trust 857 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:36,072 just to have it all go up in flames. 858 00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:38,074 [Hydraulics hiss] 859 00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:08,187 [ Ice clangs] 860 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:11,357 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 861 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:12,817 Why? I'm parched. 862 00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:15,236 I'm so hungover right now. 863 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:22,118 [Gags] 864 00:44:22,243 --> 00:44:23,703 [ Ice clangs] 865 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,997 Oh, my god. 866 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,331 Who is that? 867 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:28,456 Carrie: Phil. 868 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,376 Oh, that's Phil. 869 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:35,381 [ Breathing heavily] 870 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:38,634 What is going on? What is your plan here? 871 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:41,888 Well, first, I'm gonna have to kill you. 872 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,724 [Sinister music plays] 873 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,177 [ Lock clicks] 874 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:02,260 [ Grunts softly] 875 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:25,574 [ Squelching ] 876 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,668 [ Spits] 877 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:42,675 [Sighs] 878 00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:50,474 Huh? 879 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:55,354 Son of a bitch! 880 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:01,360 Fritz: [ Screams] 881 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,865 [ Panting ] 882 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:07,950 [ Upbeat electronic music plays] 883 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,535 Joel: [Grunts] 884 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:12,872 Now Carrie! 885 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,433 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 886 00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:16,667 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Hey... hey... 887 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:22,006 Oh, my fucking... Cocks and tits! 888 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:25,259 [Tense music plays] 889 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,814 [Gagging] 890 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:51,577 [ Screams ] 891 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,788 [Grunting] 892 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,040 [ Bone snaps] 893 00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:58,042 [ Panting ] 894 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:04,590 [ Breathing shakily] 895 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,592 [ Breathing heavily] 896 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:15,976 - [ Chuckles ] - Bob: Joel! 897 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,853 [Banging on door] 898 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:21,273 You in there, buddy? 899 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,567 I bet you right now you wish you were home 900 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:27,321 at 54 laughing Brooks terrace, 901 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:28,697 huh? 902 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:32,535 My license. He has my license. 903 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:35,663 Fucking loser roommate. 904 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:36,914 [ Door opens] 905 00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:39,417 What a day. 906 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,128 What a day. 907 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,673 Oh, that doesn't look too good, Fritz. 908 00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:50,636 I think once I've killed you, 909 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,264 I'm going to ask Sarah 910 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,266 on another date. 911 00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:57,143 And you know what, Joel? 912 00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:58,644 This time, 913 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:02,273 she's gonna go all... 914 00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,150 [ Inhales deeply] 915 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,568 The way. 916 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:08,946 [ Laughs] Double entendre! 917 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:12,491 - [ Fire alarm rings] - Huh? 918 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,619 [Sighs] 919 00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:18,497 God damn it. 920 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,625 You wanna play it that way, huh? 921 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:24,211 [Ringing continues] 922 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,642 [ Beeping ] 923 00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:40,769 Hello?! Yes, 9-1-1? 924 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,438 Oh, my god! It's horrible! 925 00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:43,856 Aah, please send somebody. 926 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,233 I-I'm at 337 Cooper road. 927 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,860 Yeah, I just pulled the fire alarm. 928 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,653 Oh, god. Oh, I think she's armed. 929 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:51,197 She's got a leather jacket, 930 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,073 boots, a lesbian haircut. 931 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:54,593 Oh, and I think she has an accomplice. 932 00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,137 Oh, my god, please. Send someone quick. 933 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,704 It's... it's horrible. Oh! The blood. 934 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,374 Oh, the blood! 935 00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:08,088 Alright. We got about three minutes 936 00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:11,008 till have to answer a fuck ton of questions. 937 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,427 Let's go! Chop-chop. 938 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:15,304 Yeah, but what about Zachary? 939 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,806 He's in there half fucking dissolved. 940 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,433 Ah, fuck it. 941 00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:21,478 - It's their problem now. - [ Sirens in distance] 942 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:33,822 That... was... fucked. 943 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,451 You're not making this easy, Joel. 944 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:42,039 Now we got to deal with three psychopaths and the cops. 945 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:45,376 Well, at least cops are easier to deal with 946 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:46,961 than serial killers, 947 00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:48,963 relatively speaking. 948 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,678 [Somber music plays] 949 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:04,103 Hey, can I just see that? 950 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:16,532 Hey, I mean, if we're being honest, 951 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:18,993 you got three down and... Three and a half 952 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:23,080 with the weird clown guy's hand and the host of all, come on. 953 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:25,499 That's pretty good for one night. 954 00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:28,627 I guess I'm just... Kind of a perfectionist. 955 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:30,838 I mean, sure, but... 956 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:32,506 Some things you got to let it go. 957 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,634 That's what my dad always says. 958 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,094 What, like you and Sarah? 959 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,222 You're gonna let that go? 960 00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,516 What? Let what go? 961 00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:45,144 M-Me and Sarah have a perfectly good... 962 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:48,230 You know, there's nothing to let go between Sarah and I. 963 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:49,815 We're very... we're good. 964 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,275 We have a healthy, you know, 965 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,486 relationship, friendship thing. 966 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,825 So what were you doing with this? 967 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,998 Work. My work. I use it for work. 968 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,416 I, uh... 969 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:09,668 I'm... I'm a writer, so I dictate my... okay! 970 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:12,046 Maybe I was using it to record my conversation with Bob, 971 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,548 but that's because I thought he was married. 972 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:17,926 So I was protecting Sarah. So it's not weird. 973 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,946 You make it sound like it's weird. It's not weird. 974 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,348 Okay, let's say none of this happened tonight. 975 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,683 Bob's just your average piece of shit. 976 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,560 You play the tape back for her. Then what? 977 00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:28,020 She suddenly wants to date you 978 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,938 because you obviously haven't demonstrated 979 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:33,734 any creepy behavior whatsoever? 980 00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:37,696 I'm just saying, you might want to reexamine things. 981 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:40,407 And by reexamine things, I mean you. 982 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,160 You might want to reexamine you. 983 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,787 - Yeah. - Yeah. 984 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,955 - I got it. - Mm-hmm. 985 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:49,100 - Officer: Let's do this, boys! - Officer 986 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:50,000 Officer 987 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,001 Officer 988 00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:52,711 Officer 989 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,380 Hey! We're in here. 990 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,923 We're in here! 991 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:57,776 - [ Door crashes ] - Officer: Get down! Freeze! 992 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,361 - Officer - Officer: Drop the axe, playboy! 993 00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:00,928 Officer I spilled my coffee. 994 00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:04,056 - Officer: Book 'em. - Officer 995 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,933 Well, well, well. 996 00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:08,227 Look who's being sent to the principal's office. 997 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:11,647 Looks like hideo came up short. Now that's disappointing. 998 00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:14,733 And there he is, alive and talking. 999 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:21,281 [ Upbeat electronic music plays] 1000 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:29,373 You mind telling me what the fuck is going on? 1001 00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:31,875 Gentlemen... 1002 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,629 We are about to have a lot of fun tonight. 1003 00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:38,340 [ Engine starts] 1004 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:40,759 [ Tires screech ] 1005 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:49,768 [ Indistinct conversations] 1006 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,979 [Telephone rings] 1007 00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:56,358 Joel: Nice. Can we get to it? 1008 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:57,609 I need you to stop. 1009 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,653 - Okay. Go ahead. Yeah. - Go ahead? 1010 00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,423 Joel: Okay, so listen. This is gonna sound ridiculous. 1011 00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:03,824 Hold on. Shut the fuck up for a second. 1012 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:06,910 Man: Okay, sweetheart. 1013 00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:08,787 Name? 1014 00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:10,372 Jane. 1015 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:16,044 - Last name? - Doe. 1016 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,274 Can I just please get my phone call? 1017 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:20,549 We can come right back to this, 1018 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:21,901 if I could have my phone call, please. 1019 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,927 No, I just want to reiterate. 1020 00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:26,764 I'm sorry. This is what you said to me. 1021 00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:30,058 A group of serial killers attending a 12-step meeting 1022 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,352 tried to kill me and my accomplice 1023 00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:33,729 before disappearing, 1024 00:54:33,854 --> 00:54:35,481 leaving us with three dead bodies. 1025 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:36,482 Two dead bodies. 1026 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:37,858 The third one, hideo, 1027 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,461 - we killed out of self-defense. - Okay. 1028 00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:41,528 So you confessed to killing a hideo? 1029 00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:44,031 - Not me personally. - Just hold that thought. 1030 00:54:44,156 --> 00:54:45,491 It was self-defense. 1031 00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:49,036 I need you to hold that thought quietly. 1032 00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:51,538 So you're magazine writer? 1033 00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:53,332 Horror journalist. 1034 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:55,793 - What did I say? - M-Magazine writer. 1035 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:58,128 Yeah, I'm gonna keep it as a magazine writer. 1036 00:54:58,253 --> 00:55:01,632 She's an assassin whose mission it is to kill serial killers. 1037 00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:03,884 Correct, [whispering] For a secret organization. 1038 00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:07,221 Okay, great, great. Let me just write... 1039 00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:09,723 Just one word, right? Bullshit. 1040 00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:11,892 Carrie: I can't imagine you'll take this seriously, 1041 00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:13,393 but we and, potentially, 1042 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,270 you people are in a lot of danger right now. 1043 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:16,855 And why would that be? 1044 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,900 There are three men out there who want him dead. 1045 00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:22,486 And frankly, they're not real big fans of mine either. 1046 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:24,988 -[ Sighs] Look... 1047 00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:27,908 [Clears throat]...Looney bin, 1048 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,619 even if what you're saying is true, 1049 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:35,791 you happen to be in custody in a police station, hmm? 1050 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,751 What do you think's gonna happen? 1051 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,419 There are three of you. 1052 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,022 Two of you are armed with typewriters, 1053 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:42,774 and your buddy over there has his nose buried 1054 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:44,383 in a garbage magazine. 1055 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:47,094 I'm just saying we're not exactly on lockdown here. 1056 00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:48,679 Yeah, well, everybody else is 1057 00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:51,557 picking through the mess you and your sidekick there 1058 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:54,601 left at the Chinese restaurant, huh? 1059 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:59,481 Listen, why don't you 1060 00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:01,984 make things easier on yourself 1061 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:04,278 and, uh, sing 1062 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,905 like your sweet little friend over there, huh? 1063 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,827 Yeah, he's definitely got his own style. 1064 00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:15,372 Yeah, and he ended up being one of the serial killers, Bob. 1065 00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:16,957 Right, right, Bob. 1066 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:20,294 Bob, who also sells premium real estate, 1067 00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:22,880 which is actually sort of believable. 1068 00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:24,882 Great! See? We're getting somewhere. 1069 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:26,327 Now can I go make that phone call? 1070 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:29,636 Um, no! Stop asking. 1071 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:32,347 - I thought it was the law. - It is. 1072 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:34,600 But guess what? You're in my town now, 1073 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:36,605 and you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown. 1074 00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:38,687 Just relax there, pippi longstocking. 1075 00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:40,522 You're gonna be there for a while. 1076 00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:42,816 [Tense music plays] 1077 00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:44,818 [Whistles] 1078 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,989 [ Chop sticks clatter] 1079 00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,374 Jesse? Jesse! 1080 00:57:02,794 --> 00:57:04,129 Hey. 1081 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:07,507 I'm not done with you, even by a long shot. 1082 00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:10,302 Don't touch any of my stuff, okay? 1083 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:13,180 Or I will put one of these right in your suckhole 1084 00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:15,599 like a coiled snake, okay? 1085 00:57:18,143 --> 00:57:22,064 Smack in the face. 1086 00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:25,192 [Telephone rings in distance] 1087 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:26,985 [ Dramatic music plays] 1088 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:34,910 [Whispering ] The fire alarm was not a good idea. 1089 00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:36,161 Alright, boys, look. 1090 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,829 I think we have on our hands here 1091 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,540 is a clear cut case of Bonnie and idiot. 1092 00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,435 Now, Bonnie told me that people are coming here 1093 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,212 to try and kill him and maybe us. 1094 00:57:45,337 --> 00:57:47,464 What? Us? Why? 1095 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:48,715 Just relax. 1096 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,425 These two are nutty, alright? 1097 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,135 We're just gonna let them stew in a cage 1098 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:54,197 until the boys are done with the crime scene tomorrow. 1099 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,681 Okie doke. Sounds good. 1100 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:59,393 And hey. Let's keep an eye on her. 1101 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:01,436 She scares the sweet shit out of me. 1102 00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:05,565 [ Chuckles] Yeah. Agreed. Completely terrifying. 1103 00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:08,402 I feel like, at any minute, she could leap from that chair 1104 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:10,904 and strangle any one of us. 1105 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,572 Right. 1106 00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:16,034 Anyway, the horror journalist wants his phone call. 1107 00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:16,994 The who, what? 1108 00:58:17,119 --> 00:58:19,454 A horror film journalist. 1109 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:22,541 Like a reviewer of the horror movie genre. 1110 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:25,252 You know? Horror films! 1111 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:28,255 Films that are outside the mainstream genres, 1112 00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:30,966 like dramas, comedies, action, musicals. 1113 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:34,094 Sometimes the horror genre can blend with other genres. 1114 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:35,971 Then you get subgenres. 1115 00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:38,015 Now, these are where you can sometimes find 1116 00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:43,562 some really interesting films that are shocking, surprising, 1117 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:47,858 if I do say so myself, downright delightful. 1118 00:58:47,983 --> 00:58:50,027 Tony, I need you to get out more. 1119 00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:53,280 Maybe try a contact sport. 1120 00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:55,032 Yeah? 1121 00:58:55,157 --> 00:58:56,658 Yeah, I can do that. 1122 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:57,617 Great. 1123 00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:58,577 Contact sports, Tony. 1124 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:01,496 Yes, sir. 1125 00:59:01,621 --> 00:59:03,498 Don't touch me. 1126 00:59:17,012 --> 00:59:18,555 [ Ringing ] 1127 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:22,309 [Softly] Come on. Come on. Come on, pick up, Sarah. 1128 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:24,352 - Sarah: Hello? - Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! 1129 00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,158 Listen to me, okay?! Listen very carefully. 1130 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:27,981 Jesus, joeh what the hell happened to you? 1131 00:59:28,106 --> 00:59:29,386 You sounded like you were drunk. 1132 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:31,193 Yeah, I was, okay? And I'm sorry. 1133 00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:33,320 Well, you should be. I was worried about you. 1134 00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:35,489 - Where are you? - Yeah, I'm safe now, okay? 1135 00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:37,115 I'm in jail. I'm safe. 1136 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,575 What do you mean, you're in jail? 1137 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,303 It's a long story, okay? Don't worry about it. 1138 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:41,763 I had to pretend to be a serial killer 1139 00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:43,181 so the serial killers wouldn't kill me 1140 00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:44,307 - then they killed each other! - What? 1141 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:45,874 - Just listen! - What the hell?! 1142 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,359 Okay, you know what? Where are you? 1143 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:49,377 I'm at the appleton county jail. 1144 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:50,863 Sarah: Okay. I'm coming to get you. 1145 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:52,839 No, no, no! Sarah! Do not come and get me. 1146 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:54,758 Listen, this is why I'm calling. 1147 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:57,677 Listen very carefully. 1148 00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:00,388 You cannot leave the house, okay? 1149 01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:02,849 No matter who comes to the door, don't let them in. 1150 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,602 If someone calls you, like Bob, 1151 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:06,728 don't answer, okay?! 1152 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:08,522 He's a dangerous man. 1153 01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,065 Jesus, joeh 1154 01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:12,651 my love life is none of your business. 1155 01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:14,277 Wait, how do you even know his name? 1156 01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:16,446 Because he's a murderer, okay? 1157 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:17,906 He will fucking kill you. 1158 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:19,199 Do you understand me, Sarah? 1159 01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:20,617 Alright, then. I'm leaving. 1160 01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:22,619 - No, no. - [ Dial tone] 1161 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:23,995 Sarah? 1162 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,668 [ Chuckles] Hey... 1163 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,711 Have I told you how nice of a mustache you had? 1164 01:00:31,837 --> 01:00:33,689 If I could grow one, I would grow one just like yours. 1165 01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:35,215 I'm just gonna make a real quick... 1166 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,217 Ooh, no. [ Chuckles ] 1167 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:39,469 Can't do that. It's called one phone call, 1168 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,280 - because you get one phone call. - It'll be so quick. 1169 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:42,597 Just one phone call. 1170 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:47,102 Thank you. 1171 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:48,562 Pop him in cage one, Matt? 1172 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,230 Yeah. Then come back for her. 1173 01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:51,356 Okie doke. 1174 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,233 - Come on, bud. - Please, please. 1175 01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:55,360 If you could just... Please, just let me... 1176 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:57,237 Just one! I swear, it'll be fast! 1177 01:00:57,362 --> 01:00:58,405 Tony: Come on, buddy. 1178 01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:01,283 Joel: Alright. 1179 01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:03,243 Did you talk, you fucking fuck? 1180 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:05,036 Son of a bitch! 1181 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,872 Hey, settle, easy. 1182 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,916 [ Both laugh ] 1183 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:11,126 Yeah, baby! 1184 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,294 Yeah! 1185 01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:14,171 I almost shot you! 1186 01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:17,841 [ Dramatic music plays] 1187 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:25,807 [ Key clangs] 1188 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:27,893 [ Cell door closes] 1189 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,895 [ Lock clicks] 1190 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,731 Hands. 1191 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:38,987 [Chuckles] Ooh, golly. 1192 01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:40,488 She really nailed you. 1193 01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:41,865 Hey? 1194 01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:51,958 You okay? 1195 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,044 Needed a distraction. 1196 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,923 A distraction, yeah. 1197 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:01,885 I knew that. I'm fine. 1198 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,821 I mean, maybe in the future, if you just want to warn me 1199 01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:06,348 about your plans prior so I can be ready. 1200 01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:08,934 Maybe we could... fake it. 1201 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:11,353 I don't know. It just kind of hurts. 1202 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:14,981 You know, I tried to warn Sarah about Bob, 1203 01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:16,858 but she didn't even believe me. 1204 01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:19,778 Yeah, she just thinks you're being a jealous weirdo. 1205 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:22,364 Which you kind of are, I guess. 1206 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:23,740 Here's a tip. 1207 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:24,908 You ready? 1208 01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:30,580 You can't force a person to feel something 1209 01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:33,500 or trick them into loving you. 1210 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,293 You're not entitled to that. 1211 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,298 Okay. So now you feel stupid. 1212 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:43,218 It's a good first step. 1213 01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,095 You just got to up your game a bit, 1214 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,389 get your head out of your ass. 1215 01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:49,766 If you can face down a fucking knife-wielding cannibal, 1216 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:51,726 you can do anything. 1217 01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:53,937 Yeah. 1218 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:56,022 Yeah, I did face him down... 1219 01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,691 Kind of. 1220 01:02:57,816 --> 01:02:58,900 Threw intestines out him. 1221 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,485 That means... that's something 1222 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,320 I almost got out of that circle, too. 1223 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:04,614 I mean, I had you fooled. 1224 01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:07,117 [Thunder crashes] 1225 01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:09,744 [Sinister music plays] 1226 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,878 Who's Mr. Midnite? 1227 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:30,265 When I was a kid, he killed somebody close to me. 1228 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:35,520 Turned my life into a living hell. 1229 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,440 Cops never found him. 1230 01:03:38,565 --> 01:03:40,108 By now, he's probably dead 1231 01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:42,068 or somebody I already killed, 1232 01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:44,779 or I don't know. 1233 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:47,407 Maybe he's still out there. 1234 01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:48,759 The name was just something I made up. 1235 01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:52,245 I thought it sounded deep. 1236 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,998 So, was that, like, how you became... 1237 01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:57,042 Who you are? 1238 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,044 That and the organization. 1239 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,754 Right, the organization. 1240 01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:03,089 What was the name of that organization again? 1241 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:06,634 You told me earlier. 1242 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:12,140 [ Door opens] 1243 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:15,268 [ Dramatic music plays] 1244 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:16,519 [ Door closes ] 1245 01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:18,396 Ooh, hey there. 1246 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:19,939 How can I help you? 1247 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:21,816 Special agent... 1248 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:24,819 Jack felder. 1249 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:28,073 Looking for a couple murder suspects. 1250 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:30,784 [ Suspenseful music plays] 1251 01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:33,203 Figured weirdos like this would be on some kind of list. 1252 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:35,747 Yep, that's why I'm here. 1253 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,165 They've been on the bureau's list 1254 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,460 for quite some time. 1255 01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:42,295 Joel: Hey, that's him! That's him! 1256 01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:44,140 Arrest him! Shoot him! Kill him! That's him! 1257 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,614 The real estate guy we talked about! 1258 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:46,901 The guy that's dating my roommate. 1259 01:04:46,925 --> 01:04:49,427 - That's him! - Oh, drop the act. 1260 01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:56,476 You have a lot to answer for, buddy. 1261 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:58,853 But when I'm done here... 1262 01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:01,356 I'm gonna go see your roommate, 1263 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:03,733 and she's gonna give me everything I need 1264 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,735 to wrap... 1265 01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:07,779 Things... 1266 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:09,030 - Up. - Oh, come on. 1267 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:10,281 I feel like you can hear 1268 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:11,699 what he's saying to me right now. 1269 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:13,493 - Can you... - I can hear what he's saying 1270 01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:14,953 to you, and everything is perfect. 1271 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,514 You're absolutely right, special agent felder. 1272 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:17,973 Joel: Come on. That's a fake mustache. 1273 01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:19,833 You don't insult a man's mustache! 1274 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:21,543 You don't insult a man's mustache! 1275 01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:23,378 I am gonna murder your face! 1276 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,797 You don't insult a man's mustache! 1277 01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,634 Give me my gun. Give me... just one. 1278 01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:30,802 Bob: You see what I mean? 1279 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:33,221 He's psychotic, delusional, 1280 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:34,514 a sexual deviant. 1281 01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:37,183 - No. - A real sociopath. 1282 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:38,935 You two are lucky he didn't kamikaze you 1283 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,520 out in the hallway. 1284 01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:42,525 I can't believe a guy with such a charming smile 1285 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:45,275 would be able to kill all those people like that. 1286 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:49,654 Well, it's this one I'm really worried about. 1287 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:54,033 She's unpredictable, unstable. 1288 01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:57,054 To tell you the god's honest truth, 1289 01:05:57,078 --> 01:05:59,873 I'm not 100% sure who she really is 1290 01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:02,959 or why these two are working together, 1291 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:04,878 but what I do know is... 1292 01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:07,505 That she's extremely dangerous. 1293 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:12,010 But they're safely under lock and key, right, boys? 1294 01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,261 [ Inhales deeply] 1295 01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:14,721 Is there a place where we can go 1296 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:16,389 and talk the details, you know, 1297 01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:20,935 away from these two maniacs? 1298 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,812 - Cap's office. - Yeah. 1299 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:24,189 Meet you there. 1300 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,065 No, don't leave. 1301 01:06:26,191 --> 01:06:27,501 Don't... don't leave. Don't trust him. 1302 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:30,904 I will... I'm that close. 1303 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:32,363 You got your time. 1304 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,241 [ Dramatic music plays] 1305 01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:37,243 I am rock hard right now. 1306 01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:42,832 Mm-hmm. 1307 01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,215 [Clicks tongue] 1308 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,799 See you later. 1309 01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:59,140 Hey, keep picking the lock so we can get out of here. 1310 01:07:01,226 --> 01:07:04,979 Alright, Jack. Here's the evidence you asked for. 1311 01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:13,112 Did you listen to that? 1312 01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:14,781 No! No, no, no. 1313 01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,366 He did not want to give it to us. 1314 01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,493 So, yeah, I'm excited to listen to it. 1315 01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:20,370 Got to be something juicy on here. 1316 01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:22,747 Well, let's give a little listen, shall we? 1317 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:29,712 [ Recorder clicks, tape rewinding ] 1318 01:07:29,837 --> 01:07:33,675 Joel: The city, night. 1319 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,011 Rain falls like drops of poison. 1320 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:39,806 Nice. 1321 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:44,185 Windshield wipers slash like deadly knives. 1322 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,896 Nice. 1323 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,567 That's fucking terrible. 1324 01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:52,068 What was he trying to establish? 1325 01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:53,528 Jesus Christ. 1326 01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:54,904 Awful. 1327 01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,992 Here you are, detective. 1328 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:04,163 So, what else do we have in here, huh? 1329 01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:05,748 Oh, just knives, 1330 01:08:05,873 --> 01:08:08,293 and it's a pretty grim box. 1331 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,544 I've got to tell you... 1332 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,589 Like a murderous pawnshop. 1333 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:13,715 Yeah. 1334 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,259 Little black book. 1335 01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:19,387 Took that off Jane Doe. 1336 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:24,183 [ Dramatic music plays] 1337 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:25,768 Gentlemen... 1338 01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:31,316 Things are much worse than I expected. 1339 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:33,526 [Thunder crashes] 1340 01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:48,416 [ Screeching ] 1341 01:08:56,424 --> 01:08:58,092 [ Man chuckles] 1342 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:18,363 [Sinister music plays] 1343 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:20,365 Hello? 1344 01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:32,001 [Thunder crashes] 1345 01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,851 [Clicks tongue] Okay. 1346 01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:00,113 [Sighs] 1347 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,911 [Sinister music plays] 1348 01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:29,475 [ Cackles ] 1349 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,989 [ Cackling continues ] 1350 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:49,287 [ Gasps] 1351 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,502 [ Muffled groaning ] 1352 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:14,896 [ Muffled groaning continues] 1353 01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,110 [ Chuckles ] 1354 01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:32,038 Sorry, Mr. Policeman. 1355 01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:33,831 [ Chuckles ] 1356 01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:42,673 [ Cackles ] 1357 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,884 [ Laughter] 1358 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:49,639 - [ Electricity crackles ] - Hollands: Aw, jeez. 1359 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:51,307 Alright, okay. 1360 01:11:51,432 --> 01:11:53,309 Goddamn it, Tony! 1361 01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:57,063 Let's see if Tony needs a hand. 1362 01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:59,469 He probably blew a circuit with that goddamn popcorn maker 1363 01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:00,900 in the evidence locker again. 1364 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,777 - Yeah. - Hollands: Jesus Christ. 1365 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:04,570 [ Bottle corks ] 1366 01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:06,697 Yeah, you know what? I'm taking this. 1367 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:10,201 Don't want you fellas finishing this before I get back here. 1368 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,245 Well, you put your fears to bed there, Jesse, 1369 01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:13,970 'cause the only way you are not finishing 1370 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:16,332 that bottle with us tonight 1371 01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:18,459 is if you drop dead. 1372 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,127 [ Laughter] 1373 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:21,504 Hope not. 1374 01:12:21,629 --> 01:12:23,339 I'm the only thing my stepdaughter, Sharon, 1375 01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:25,007 has in the world. 1376 01:12:28,386 --> 01:12:29,929 I'MMA check on Tony. 1377 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:35,351 [ Dramatic music plays] 1378 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,476 I'm making a move. 1379 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:38,896 Oh, shit. 1380 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:42,942 [ Lock clicks] 1381 01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:44,318 Nice! 1382 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:46,195 [Whispering] I mean, nice. 1383 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,364 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Come on. 1384 01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:49,949 Doyle: Tony? 1385 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:54,996 Tony? 1386 01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:58,332 Tony, goddamn it. 1387 01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,418 Tony! 1388 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,712 This is fuckin' bullshit. 1389 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:05,631 Tony! 1390 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,133 You are unbelievable. 1391 01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,552 Fine, I'll do it myself. 1392 01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:15,057 Tony? 1393 01:13:21,272 --> 01:13:23,649 [ Scoffs ] 1394 01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:25,526 Shit. 1395 01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:29,071 Ah, shit. 1396 01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:31,282 Fucking Tony. 1397 01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:36,495 There we go. 1398 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:44,378 What the fuck? 1399 01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:49,467 [ Exhales sharply] 1400 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:52,595 [Sinister music plays] 1401 01:13:58,059 --> 01:14:00,645 No! No, no, no, no. 1402 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,647 [Gags] 1403 01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:06,484 Bob: Is that regulation rain jacket? 1404 01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:08,194 [Glass thuds] 1405 01:14:08,319 --> 01:14:09,362 Try it on. 1406 01:14:09,487 --> 01:14:10,487 Yeah? 1407 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:12,114 I'm sure the cap won't mind. 1408 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:13,783 Alright. 1409 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,493 Ooh. 1410 01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:17,370 - [ Chuckles ] - It's nice, right? 1411 01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:18,788 Feels good. 1412 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:22,124 Feels real good. 1413 01:14:22,249 --> 01:14:24,627 [Clears throat] 1414 01:14:24,752 --> 01:14:25,920 And it's waterproof? 1415 01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,422 - Like a duck's ass. - [ Chuckles ] 1416 01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:30,841 - Perfect fit. - Bob: Yeah. 1417 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,515 [ Chuckles ] 1418 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:44,063 [Groaning] 1419 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:54,740 [ Gasping ] 1420 01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:01,497 [Sighs] 1421 01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:09,129 Hmm. 1422 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:10,715 That's right. 1423 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,551 Like a duck's ass. 1424 01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:17,596 [Sighs] 1425 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:26,355 Ahh! 1426 01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:30,401 [ Screams ] 1427 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,862 Jesus Christ! 1428 01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:34,613 Do not sneak up on people like that. 1429 01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:36,365 Did I scare you? 1430 01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:38,534 This is serious. 1431 01:15:38,659 --> 01:15:39,785 Where is Mike? 1432 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:41,412 We need to wrap things up. 1433 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,706 [ Screams ] 1434 01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:47,168 You two need to cool it! 1435 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:53,174 Let's go. 1436 01:16:09,190 --> 01:16:11,067 Well, for fuck's sakes. 1437 01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,444 Bob... 1438 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:14,570 They're not here. 1439 01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:17,239 Yes, keen observation, Michael. 1440 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:18,657 Hold this. 1441 01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:21,160 Thank you. 1442 01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:24,163 I did find out some very interesting news 1443 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:26,665 about our good friend Carrie. 1444 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,542 What? 1445 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:32,505 [ Dramatic music plays] 1446 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:34,590 [Sighs] 1447 01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:37,218 [Clicks tongue] 1448 01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:45,267 [Laughs] 1449 01:17:05,704 --> 01:17:06,831 Carrie: Blood. 1450 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:08,415 [Gags] 1451 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:18,717 [ Panting ] 1452 01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:26,600 [ Lock clicks] 1453 01:17:26,725 --> 01:17:29,311 - Carrie: Come on. - Joel: We're free. 1454 01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:32,064 Shh! 1455 01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:33,500 Let's go! What? Did you forget something? 1456 01:17:33,524 --> 01:17:34,793 What, did I headbutt you too hard? 1457 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,610 - Get out of here. - Are you coming with me? 1458 01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:38,320 No, I got a job to do. Beat it. 1459 01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:40,656 No, you said you'd help me save Sarah. I can't do that! 1460 01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:43,409 Look, none of this would be happening if it weren't for you. 1461 01:17:43,534 --> 01:17:45,334 If you stay here, you'll just screw things up. 1462 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,913 - But I thought... - Jesus, take a fucking hint. 1463 01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:50,166 L_dodt_ 1464 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:51,750 Need you. 1465 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:57,006 [ Dramatic music plays] 1466 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:15,524 [ Eerie music plays] 1467 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:32,374 [ Cackles ] 1468 01:18:55,064 --> 01:18:57,566 [Tense music plays] 1469 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:08,160 [Crash in distance] 1470 01:19:12,206 --> 01:19:14,375 [ Gasps] 1471 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,794 Mike: Stupid mannequin. 1472 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,386 [ Upbeat electronic music plays] 1473 01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:40,943 [ Screams ] 1474 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:03,424 [ Panting ] 1475 01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:05,467 She's fine. 1476 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,095 She doesn't need you. She said it herself. 1477 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,350 Damn it, Carrie. 1478 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:16,395 [ Dramatic music plays] 1479 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:25,779 [Tense music plays] 1480 01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:27,573 Sarah: Hello? 1481 01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:37,374 [ Exhales deeply] 1482 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,396 [ Electricity crackles ] 1483 01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:14,787 [Tense music plays] 1484 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:21,126 [ Cackles ] 1485 01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:40,521 [ Lock clicks] 1486 01:21:49,029 --> 01:21:51,323 [ Door creaks ] 1487 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:57,746 Hello? 1488 01:22:08,715 --> 01:22:10,801 Hello? 1489 01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:17,182 [ Door creaks ] 1490 01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:27,317 Hello? 1491 01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:38,787 What the fuck? 1492 01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:46,086 [ Electricity crackles ] 1493 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:48,839 [ Screams ] 1494 01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:51,758 Nose! Knee! Head! 1495 01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:53,010 Sarah! 1496 01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:55,137 Aah! Oh. Holy sh... 1497 01:22:55,262 --> 01:22:56,763 Oh, those classes are really working. 1498 01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:58,765 Joel, what this place? What is happening here? 1499 01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:00,100 I can explain everything. 1500 01:23:00,225 --> 01:23:02,311 There's... oh. 1501 01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:05,605 Sarah: Oh! 1502 01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:06,982 Oh, my god. 1503 01:23:07,107 --> 01:23:08,442 Joel: Yeah! 1504 01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,444 [Groaning] 1505 01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:15,574 - She kind of does that. - What?! 1506 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:23,373 - I'm guessing you're Sarah. - Yes. 1507 01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:25,059 You mind just waiting outside for a minute? 1508 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,418 - Yeah, sure. Yeah. - That's good. 1509 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:28,337 - Yeah. - O Kay? 1510 01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:30,422 Sarah: Okay, okay. 1511 01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:31,673 Sure. 1512 01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:32,859 - You came back. - [ Door opens] 1513 01:23:32,883 --> 01:23:34,635 Well, I mean, I was in the area. 1514 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,470 Can you just hold that thought? 1515 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:44,520 You were saying? 1516 01:23:44,645 --> 01:23:45,705 Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, watch out! 1517 01:23:45,729 --> 01:23:47,689 - [ Gasps ] - Joel: Carrie. 1518 01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,115 Fuch 1519 01:23:57,241 --> 01:23:58,367 son of a... 1520 01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:00,994 [Tense music plays] 1521 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,168 Hey, douchebag. 1522 01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:09,962 Here's your one phone call. 1523 01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:16,218 Come on. 1524 01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:18,720 Let's go. You can do it. 1525 01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:20,556 [ Groans] 1526 01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:24,226 Sarah, start the car! 1527 01:24:24,351 --> 01:24:26,186 Joel? 1528 01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:27,872 - Joel, what is going on? - Joel: No, don't get out! 1529 01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:29,648 Start it! We're safe now, okay? 1530 01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,316 Start the fucking car! 1531 01:24:31,441 --> 01:24:33,127 - Oh, my god! Is that real? - What do you think?! 1532 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:35,862 - Get in the car! - Sarah: Oh, my god. Okay. 1533 01:24:35,988 --> 01:24:37,030 Okay. 1534 01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:40,867 Oh, my god. Is she dying? 1535 01:24:40,993 --> 01:24:42,393 Just got to get her to the hospital. 1536 01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:45,872 - Okay. Okay. - Aah, fuck! 1537 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,166 Oh, my god. Is that Bob? 1538 01:24:48,292 --> 01:24:50,377 Just go! 1539 01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,891 [ Dramatic music plays] 1540 01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:11,148 We need a doctor! 1541 01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:14,151 I want... I want the drugs. Give me all the drugs. 1542 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:15,545 Anything you got, just put it in me. 1543 01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:17,946 Okay, here we go. Oh, Jesus Christ. 1544 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:19,071 What happened here? 1545 01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:21,325 I fell down some stairs. 1546 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,993 - Okay. Sure. - Joel: Yeah. 1547 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,621 Okay, ooh, ooh! Is this gonna hurt as much as that did? 1548 01:25:27,205 --> 01:25:28,832 Wait. Aaah! 1549 01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:31,126 - Maybe we can j... - Shh, shh. 1550 01:25:31,251 --> 01:25:32,251 Aaah! 1551 01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:35,714 God! Fuck! 1552 01:25:35,839 --> 01:25:37,382 [ Screams ] Fuck you! 1553 01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,152 Fuck you! I'm sorry. I shouldn't be swearing at you. 1554 01:25:39,176 --> 01:25:40,445 You're just doing your job. I hate you! 1555 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:43,055 I don't hate you. Aah! 1556 01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:44,723 Actually, it's not so bad. 1557 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:47,225 Oh, fuck! 1558 01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:48,894 [Screaming in distance] 1559 01:25:49,019 --> 01:25:50,771 [ Monitor beeping] 1560 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,856 [ Indistinct announcement on pa] 1561 01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:56,401 [Ventilator hisses] 1562 01:25:56,526 --> 01:26:00,781 [Somber music plays] 1563 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:02,658 Okay. Uh... 1564 01:26:02,783 --> 01:26:07,037 So just tell me why we can't call the police again. 1565 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,873 Just because. Trust me, Sarah. 1566 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,459 - Joel, that just sounds insane. - I know. 1567 01:26:12,584 --> 01:26:14,044 But it's true. 1568 01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,504 And I mean, Carrie, 1569 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:18,340 she's the only reason I'm even alive. 1570 01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:20,717 So, is she your girlfriend? 1571 01:26:20,842 --> 01:26:21,968 [ Chuckles] What? 1572 01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:23,428 No... Carrie? 1573 01:26:24,554 --> 01:26:26,932 She's just like... 1574 01:26:27,057 --> 01:26:29,851 This badass friend. 1575 01:26:29,976 --> 01:26:31,478 Stop. 1576 01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:33,939 She's a friend, just like you, okay? 1577 01:26:34,064 --> 01:26:36,274 Yeah, well, you're definitely a good friend. 1578 01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:40,612 I mean, you did save me from dating a serial killer, so... 1579 01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:43,615 So, your friend is gonna be okay. 1580 01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:46,034 Those are a very serious injuries. 1581 01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:48,120 She lost a lot of blood, and she's pretty weak, 1582 01:26:48,245 --> 01:26:51,123 but she's tough, yeah. 1583 01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:53,667 Must be the eyeliner. [ Chuckles ] 1584 01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:57,504 Anyway, we contacted the precinct about your attack, 1585 01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,339 but the phone lines seem to be down. 1586 01:26:59,464 --> 01:27:03,719 So, anyway, try not to worry about her, okay? 1587 01:27:03,844 --> 01:27:06,471 She's going to be okay. She is in good hands. 1588 01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:09,099 [ Laughs] Oh, that's... 1589 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,184 Alright. Okay. 1590 01:27:11,309 --> 01:27:13,186 Sarah: Oh, my god. 1591 01:27:18,150 --> 01:27:19,818 Joel: [Sighs] 1592 01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:26,867 [ Dramatic music plays] 1593 01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:51,141 [Sinister music plays] 1594 01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:14,331 [Sinister music continues] 1595 01:28:53,453 --> 01:28:56,456 [Sinister music continues] 1596 01:28:56,581 --> 01:28:57,833 Joel: Hey! 1597 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:02,587 [Tense music plays] 1598 01:29:19,229 --> 01:29:21,106 Oh, no you don't! 1599 01:29:22,649 --> 01:29:25,151 I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. 1600 01:29:38,456 --> 01:29:40,542 [Tense music plays] 1601 01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:55,056 Jesus. 1602 01:29:55,181 --> 01:29:57,475 [Gags] 1603 01:29:59,811 --> 01:30:01,980 [ Groans] 1604 01:30:02,105 --> 01:30:04,190 [ Panting ] 1605 01:30:09,029 --> 01:30:10,906 [ Groans] 1606 01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,079 [ Groans] 1607 01:30:23,084 --> 01:30:24,753 [ Groans] 1608 01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:28,632 [ Screams ] 1609 01:30:32,886 --> 01:30:34,554 [ Groans] 1610 01:30:39,059 --> 01:30:40,727 [ Groans] 1611 01:30:57,786 --> 01:31:00,580 Hey, I didn't... 1612 01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:02,374 I didn't even gag. 1613 01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:16,262 Oh, hey, hey. Are you okay? 1614 01:31:16,388 --> 01:31:17,639 Carrie: Yeah. 1615 01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:22,727 I was mulling things over doing post op, and... 1616 01:31:22,852 --> 01:31:27,315 I've come to the conclusion that I could use an intern. 1617 01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:29,280 We got to get out of here. Come on. Help me up. 1618 01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:30,986 Right, yeah. 1619 01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:34,322 Okay. 1620 01:31:34,447 --> 01:31:36,825 [ Sirens wail, telephones ring ] 1621 01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:39,536 [ Indistinct announcement on pa] 1622 01:31:39,661 --> 01:31:43,206 [ Dramatic music plays] 1623 01:32:08,481 --> 01:32:10,984 [Jazz music plays] 1624 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:21,202 Wha... 1625 01:32:21,327 --> 01:32:23,621 Son of a bitch. 1626 01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:29,044 I knew it was a good idea. 1627 01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:42,849 Hello? 1628 01:32:46,186 --> 01:32:47,687 Ah! Great. 1629 01:32:47,812 --> 01:32:50,148 I'll get a double chili dog, thank you. 1630 01:32:50,273 --> 01:32:53,902 Oh, pack of jubjubs, some licorice whips, 1631 01:32:54,027 --> 01:32:55,695 a large coke, and oh, 1632 01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:57,423 I got one of these popcorn... If you can just put a bunch 1633 01:32:57,447 --> 01:32:59,258 of the liquid buttery stuff all over the popcorn, 1634 01:32:59,282 --> 01:33:01,122 - both in the middle and the top. - Yeah, sorry 1635 01:33:01,159 --> 01:33:04,662 we're actually closed for the season. 1636 01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:08,625 What are you doing here? 1637 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:12,087 Just restocking the shelves. 1638 01:33:12,212 --> 01:33:14,339 [ Chuckles ] 1639 01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:17,467 On the off season? 1640 01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:19,677 Got to keep busy. 1641 01:33:23,389 --> 01:33:25,642 Okay. Gotcha. I'm just gonna use the can quick, 1642 01:33:25,767 --> 01:33:27,453 - and I'll be out of your hair. - It's out of order. 1643 01:33:27,477 --> 01:33:28,917 Oh, nonsense. It's just a number one. 1644 01:33:28,978 --> 01:33:31,606 - I'll be super quick. - Hey, did you hear me? 1645 01:33:31,731 --> 01:33:33,608 I said it was out of order. 1646 01:33:38,738 --> 01:33:41,032 [ Screams ] 1647 01:33:47,914 --> 01:33:49,165 [ Door opens] 1648 01:33:55,588 --> 01:33:57,257 [ Body thuds 1 1649 01:33:58,925 --> 01:34:01,719 [ screams in distance] 1650 01:34:01,845 --> 01:34:04,013 Grab some snacks. I'll help her out. 1651 01:34:04,139 --> 01:34:05,807 Copy that. 1652 01:34:18,361 --> 01:34:21,990 [Grunts] 1653 01:34:22,115 --> 01:34:23,783 Ahh! Whoo! 1654 01:34:23,908 --> 01:34:25,910 Let's roll. 1655 01:34:26,035 --> 01:34:28,121 You forget something? 1656 01:34:28,246 --> 01:34:31,040 No, cotton candy, pretzels, jubjubs, popcorn. 1657 01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:33,543 What more can you want? 1658 01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:35,587 Right. Yep. 1659 01:34:35,712 --> 01:34:36,921 Getting it! Getting it! 1660 01:34:37,046 --> 01:34:39,632 Sorry about that. 1661 01:34:39,757 --> 01:34:41,634 Time's ticking. 1662 01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:47,682 [ Grunts, gags] 1663 01:34:47,807 --> 01:34:49,559 Oh! 1664 01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:52,020 Nice. 1665 01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:54,105 - No way. - [ Horn honks] 1666 01:34:54,230 --> 01:34:56,191 Oh! 1667 01:34:56,316 --> 01:34:57,984 Got it. 1668 01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:05,909 Ahh. 1669 01:35:06,034 --> 01:35:07,118 Sorry. 1670 01:35:07,243 --> 01:35:09,245 - You didn't puke. - No, I didn't. 1671 01:35:09,370 --> 01:35:11,122 - You gag? - Yeah. 1672 01:35:11,247 --> 01:35:13,124 Igagged. 1673 01:35:16,628 --> 01:35:18,296 [ Engine starts] 1674 01:35:18,671 --> 01:35:20,423 [ Tires screech ] 1675 01:35:20,548 --> 01:35:24,928 [ Dramatic music plays] 1676 01:35:37,857 --> 01:35:41,069 Woman: [ Screams ] 1677 01:35:41,194 --> 01:35:44,197 Your meter's broken... 1678 01:35:44,322 --> 01:35:45,657 Bitch. 1679 01:35:45,782 --> 01:35:48,284 [Drill whirs 1 1680 01:35:57,043 --> 01:35:59,545 [ Upbeat electronic music plays] 1681 01:36:25,822 --> 01:36:28,116 [ Electronic music continues] 1682 01:36:50,930 --> 01:36:55,101 [ Electronic music continues] 1683 01:37:21,544 --> 01:37:24,130 [ Telephone beeps ] 1684 01:37:24,255 --> 01:37:26,215 Yeah, um... 1685 01:37:26,341 --> 01:37:29,761 Maggie, can you send in some writers? 1686 01:37:29,886 --> 01:37:31,846 I got an idea. 1687 01:37:31,971 --> 01:37:33,806 Cab drivers. 1688 01:37:33,931 --> 01:37:35,099 Yeah. 1689 01:37:35,224 --> 01:37:39,771 I'm gonna call it "taxi cab driller." 1690 01:37:39,896 --> 01:37:41,439 Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah. 1691 01:37:41,564 --> 01:37:43,274 It's fucking genius, isn't it? 1692 01:37:43,399 --> 01:37:45,151 I'm back! I'm back, baby! 1693 01:37:45,276 --> 01:37:46,152 I'm back! 1694 01:37:46,277 --> 01:37:47,737 [Laughs] 1695 01:37:50,114 --> 01:37:51,866 What a dick. 1696 01:37:51,991 --> 01:37:55,536 [ Electronic music continues] 1697 01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:59,434 [ Electronic music continues] 1698 01:40:00,119 --> 01:40:03,873 [ Electronic music continues] 1699 01:41:03,641 --> 01:41:06,561 [ Electronic music continues]