1 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:33,708 UKUZE VEGAR 2 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:46,167 I-Valhalla. I-Avalon. I-Shangri-la. 3 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:49,583 I-Nirvana. IPharadesi. 4 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:57,333 Indawo Yegolide inamagama amaningi, kodwa indlela eya kuyo igcwele izingozi. 5 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:06,792 Kodwa iqhawe, uhambo okungenani ibaluleke njengendawo okuyiwa kuyo. 6 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:11,208 Lesi isiphetho sakho. Yilokhu okuphila ngakho. 7 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:15,583 Futhi uma uphumelela, uqinisekiswa ngendawo emlandweni. 8 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:18,667 Uba unkulunkulu. 9 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:27,125 Kodwa uma wehluleka... 10 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:29,417 ...hawu, ukhohliwe. 11 00:01:29,542 --> 00:01:33,333 Ngoba noma kukhona nje enye indlela eya epharadesi... 12 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:38,750 ...kunezindlela eziningi ezingapheli ethuneni. 13 00:01:38,917 --> 00:01:41,375 Futhi akekho kubo ojabulisayo. 14 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:48,917 Cabanga ngendlela embi kakhulu yokuhlushwa, bese uthatha lokho ngokuphindwe kashumi. 15 00:01:53,667 --> 00:01:56,208 Ungangcwatshwa uphila. 16 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:05,750 Noma ungaboshwa ohlotsheni oluthile lwenkomishi yepulasitiki. 17 00:02:06,542 --> 00:02:11,167 Yebo, bese unakho njalo inketho yokwenziwa. 18 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,083 Ingquza nje yentaba yomthondo. 19 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:32,083 Sesike sizwe namahemuhemu okuthi bona ngokusebenzisa ubuhlungu bethu, ukuphila nokufa kwethu 20 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,458 -njengokuzijabulisa okumsulwa. 21 00:02:35,292 --> 00:02:38,500 Uma kungenzeka noma ubani kini athole indlela yakhe esithumeni seqanda 22 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:42,167 -lokhu akusho ukunqoba - kude nakho! 23 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:47,125 Bese kulandela umsebenzi onzima kunayo yonke. Bese kuza udonga lwamaqanda ngokwawo. 24 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:52,583 Futhi awukwazi nje ukuphahlazeka kuyo, ungadlula kukho kuphela uma ufaneleka. 25 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:56,750 Uma kubhalwe ezinhlamvu ukuthi uwena ozongena 26 00:02:56,917 --> 00:02:59,625 -ukuba munye nokukhanya. 27 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:07,208 Futhi yingakho nje ulahliwe ukwehluleka, Olle Semon Sprut! 28 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:13,083 I-sperm cell engakwazi ukusebenza kahle kakhulu engake ngaba nayo phakathi nomsebenzi wami e-Knulliversity! 29 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:17,917 Esikhundleni sokulalela inkulumo yami ekukhipheni isidoda kanye nobuhle besitho sangasese sowesifazane. 30 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:21,417 -uyafunda... Lithini kanti? "Umzimba"? 31 00:03:21,542 --> 00:03:25,542 Hlobo luni lokungcola ofunda ngakho ekilasini lami?! 32 00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:29,792 Konke okubalulekile kuyizingxenye ezimbili umzimba: i-scrotum kanye nesitho sangasese sowesifazane. 33 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,833 Pho kungani uzihlupha ngokunye? Phela kulapho impilo iqala, okunye nje inyama efile. 34 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:37,375 USolwazi, ngayo yonke inhlonipho efanele. 35 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,875 Umzimba wonke uxhumekile ngesitho sangasese sowesifazane kanye nescrotum. 36 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:45,708 Amathumbu, imithambo yegazi, isimiso sezinzwa, inhliziyo kanye nobuchopho. Mhlawumbe ikakhulukazi ubuchopho. 37 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:49,500 -Ngizama ukuqonda isithombe esikhulu -Inhliziyo? Amathumbu? 38 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:52,708 Ucabanga ukuthi bananoma yikuphi ukubaluleka zokukhiqiza? 39 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:57,375 Ungasivundisa kanjani isibindi? Noma ithumbu? Kanjani? 40 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,875 Uyinzalo, Semon. Ungamandla angenamkhawulo. 41 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:04,083 Ngakho yiba inzalo engcono kakhulu ongaba yiyo. 42 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:10,500 -Kulungile-ke. Oh nkosi yami... -Lapha. -Lapha. Ngikufisela inhlanhla nge-brainfucking. 43 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,250 Uwubonile umdwebo? 44 00:04:14,417 --> 00:04:17,917 Inkinga eyodwa isasele: Kufanele udlule odongeni lwamaqanda, futhi. 45 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:22,625 Angilitholi iphuzu, Cumilla. Nginguye enye yezinkulungwane zezigidi zamangqamuzana esidoda. 46 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:25,875 Kungani kufanele ngicabange ukuthi nginethuba? 47 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:31,458 -Umsebenzi omuhle esifundweni, jam pearl. - Siyabonga, kwakungewona umzamo omkhulu ... 48 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:38,292 Bengiyindida, kunjalo. Kwakukubi lokho. Udonsela phansi ukusika kwethu, ibala leshidi! 49 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:45,042 Thinta uSemon futhi futhi ngizokuklebhula umsila wakho umsila bese uyiphusha imbongolo yakho 50 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:48,500 -ukuze ufe ngokuza ngembobo yesinqe sakho! 51 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,917 Yehheni, nginike ikhefu! Bengithi ngiyadlala! 52 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:58,125 - Amajize! Mhlawumbe i-cocky kakhulu? -Kufanele ukholelwe kuwe, Semon. 53 00:04:58,292 --> 00:05:01,083 Kunomehluko phakathi kokukholwa kanye nenkohliso yobukhulu. 54 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,750 -Ingabe unakho ukukhetha? -Akudingeki siphume. 55 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:08,333 Singahlala lapha kuphela ku-scrotum. 56 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:12,625 -Hlala lapha ku-scrotum? -Yebo. Hlala lapha ku-scrotum! 57 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:16,292 Lapha ku-scrotum, nasi siphila kahle 58 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:20,167 Lapha ku-scrotum, umuhle futhi ujabule! 59 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:24,000 Awekho amakhondomu lapha futhi awekho ama-diaphragm 60 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:27,917 Lapha awukwazi ukukhothwa ngowesifazane noma owesilisa 61 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:30,500 Amajika aqondile 62 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,583 isesikhwelweni! 63 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:39,208 -Kodwa Semon, awufuni ukuzama ukuba okuthile? -Kungani? -Kungani? Siyaphila lapho esikhona. 64 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:43,333 Lapha ku-scrotum yensizwa ebizwa ngokuthi uJens 65 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,083 Insizwa engenabo ubuhlakani obuncane 66 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:50,625 Ungaphumi edolobheni, akakaze azame umuthi wephathi 67 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:54,500 Cha, angathanda ukudlala imidlalo yekhompiyutha futhi udle isikebhe esibandayo 68 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,500 Uyinkosi 69 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,292 phezu kwescrotum! 70 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,833 -Hey, awukutholi? -Ini? 71 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,792 Lapha ku-scrotum ihambe kakhulu 72 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,792 Lapha ku-scrotum sekugcwele kakhulu! 73 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,458 Lapha konke kuhlangana ndawonye futhi kunuka i-krill endala 74 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:21,250 Cha, ngeke ngihlale, Angikhathali ukuthi ufunani 75 00:06:21,417 --> 00:06:25,208 Ngoba kufanele 76 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,000 phuma esikhwameni sakho! 77 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:30,292 Asiqhubeke-ke. Wozani, sihambe! 78 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:37,083 Kodwa ngubani owaziyo ukuthi yini elindele esimweni sezulu esingajwayelekile? 79 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:41,208 Ngiyaziphikisa zonke izingozi nge-cumrat ethembekile 80 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:45,292 Kodwa kuthiwani uma othile esigwinya sengathi siyi-soda pop! 81 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:52,292 Yilokho okufanele ukulindele lapho uhlala ngaphansi komsebenzi othile 82 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:01,583 I-choreography emangalisayo! 83 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:05,833 Uma benamathela ekuculeni nasekudanseni akukho okumele ukhathazeke ngakho. 84 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:10,167 Yilapho befuna ukuqondisa umkhumbi wonke ukuthi sisenkingeni. 85 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:15,917 Qondisa umkhumbi wonke? Lokho ngeke neze kwenzeke. Isikhwama asikwazi ukucabanga isikhathi eside. 86 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:20,375 Balokhu becathama nje, izimungulu njengezigaxa. O, manje ngihalela u-ayisikhilimu! 87 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:24,125 Sadlula iphuzu lokuthomba. Kudala... 88 00:07:24,292 --> 00:07:27,750 Yini? Futhi ungitshela lokhu nje manje? Sesidlulile? 89 00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:32,875 Ingabe uke wakuqinisekisa? Ngabaningana? Ingabe ukhona umhlangano engiwuphuthele, noma? 90 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:47,875 -Lapha ku-scrotum ngifuna ukuhlala njalo -Lapha ku-scrotum yonke into ijwayeleke kakhulu 91 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:52,000 -Lana ku-scrotum nginabangane bami -Akukho okuthakazelisayo okwenzekayo 92 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:55,750 -Akukho ukudansa lapho - Njalo manje bese kufanele uthathe ithuba 93 00:07:55,917 --> 00:08:01,583 Ngakho kholelwa kuwena, kwamila ingqamuzana lesidoda 94 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:09,500 Lapha phakathi 95 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,583 isikhwehlela! 96 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:40,167 -Lokhu kufanele kube mnandi, akunjalo, Jens? -Kuhle ukubalekela izinsalela ngempelasonto. 97 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:44,292 Zimbalwa izinto ezehlula lokho. - Ingabe ngiqinisile noma akulungile, Jens? 98 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:48,708 - Yebo, baba. -Uyokwenzani ekotishi, pho? Hajka? 99 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,292 Yebo, mhlawumbe. 100 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:54,708 -Mhlawumbe hamba uyodoba? Dlala i-Monopoly? Umdlalo wokuzifihla nokufuna? -Dweba? Ukudweba? Hamba uyofuna umcebo? 101 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:59,667 -Ukufaka ukukhama engulubeni? Shoot amabhodlela? -Phonsa isicathulo samahhashi? Aphule ingalo? 102 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:04,083 -Vusa imimoya emibi ngokuhlangana! -Phephisa amaphephandaba amadala bese uhleka! 103 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,542 Noma enze sengathi omunye wenu ikhutshazwe kaningi! 104 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:11,583 Hhayi-ke, cishe kuzoba njengangonyaka odlule. Buka amamuvi, dlala imidlalo ethile. 105 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:18,333 O, woza. Imidlalo namamuvi? Hewu Nkosi yami! Hewu Nkosi yami! Igeza lendoda. 106 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:23,042 Akukhona lokho okwenzekile lapho sisebancane futhi sishisa. Isihogo azange! 107 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:26,792 Uyalukhumbula lolo hambo lwekhabhinethi? Ngicasuke kanjani? 108 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,833 -Akufanele ukwabelana noJens. -Ngadakwa kakhulu! 109 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:35,792 -Peter, asizitsheli uJens lezi zinto ... - Ngaphuma endlini yonke! 110 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,583 Futhi shit nakimi. Uyakhumbula? Eqinisweni, ngiyalishisa ibhulukwe lami! 111 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:44,875 -Peter, sekwanele. -Bese ngingena emotweni. 112 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:50,458 Yilapho sishaye khona inja yakwamakhelwane. Angizange ngiyibone, ngangidakwe njengodoti. 113 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,750 Lishonele khona lapho. Amathumbu nakho konke kuvele kuntanta ngaphandle. 114 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:58,583 -Kulapho-ke amaphoyisa aqhamuka khona. -Yebo, kunjalo. 115 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:02,208 Empeleni ngitholile izinyanga ezimbili ejele ngalokho. 116 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:09,167 Kodwa-ke, kwakukuhle! Akusemnandi nje. 117 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:13,375 Intsha yanamuhla isiphapheme kakhulu. "Hhayi mina, ngiqinisile ngokwepolitiki!" 118 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,500 - UPetru! -Kodwa bheka ukuthi ushayela kanjani! 119 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:24,625 usawoti omncane, usawoti omncane, ama-barbecue chips, ukhilimu omuncu no-anyanisi, i-barbeque ... Najs. 120 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,375 Sawubona... 121 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,500 Lapha unobhakha nezingubo kanye nesikhwama sokulala. 122 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:37,042 Sengicishe ngakhohlwa... Isikhwama sakho sigcwele ukudla okulula kwentsha: 123 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:42,333 -Ushukela, ushizi kanye neziphuzo ezibandayo eziningi. - Ngiyabonga, baba. - Umama! 124 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:45,375 - UPetru. -Yebo ngizokwenza kanjalo. 125 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,583 -JO, Jens... - Sawubona, sithandwa. 126 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,833 - Kwakukhona enye into encane. -Yebo? 127 00:10:50,042 --> 00:10:53,250 Kukhona obekumele ngikusho ngaphambili, kodwa... 128 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:57,583 -Uyazi ukuthi kunjani ngezimbali nezinyosi? -Ini? 129 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:03,042 Izimbali zidinga impova kwenye imbali flower to... Ukukhiqiza kabusha. 130 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,500 -Ingabe kuliqiniso? Kuyahlanya lokho. - Ubungakwazi lokho? 131 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:09,708 Cha, ngacabanga izimbali kuvele kuqhamuke emhlabathini, kanjalo. 132 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:14,000 Kodwa manje ngicabanga ... Ingabe uyisiphukuphuku? Ingabe ukucabange lokho ngempela? 133 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:17,292 Izimbali zomfana, zisizwa izinyosi 134 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:21,500 -ngokufaka impova kungene izimbali zentombazane. 135 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:26,250 Ngokuvamile bakwenzela ukuzijabulisa. Akunjalo abahlale bethanda imbali yengane. 136 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:29,042 -Kungani uveza lokhu manje? -Noma kunjalo... 137 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:33,250 Iphuzu liwukuthi izinyosi musa ngempela bafuna okuhle kakhulu kwezimbali. 138 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:38,750 Ngakho ke imbali kumele ibuse izinyosi. Yimbali eyinduna. 139 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,583 Ingabe isingathekiso? 140 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:45,792 Ngoba uma ukhuluma ngocansi, ngiye ukubukela i-porn eqinile kusukela ngineminyaka engu-13. 141 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:52,292 Khona-ke wazi konke ngalesi sihlakaniphi esincane futhi. 142 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:58,250 Uswidi oqinile. Noma irabha, ifaneli, isikhumba sesoseji, isikhwama sikandle, noma ikhondomu. 143 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:03,500 Bathi kufana nokudla i-caramel nephepha, kodwa niyazi ukuthini? 144 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:08,083 Ngicabanga ukuthi inambitheka kangcono ngephepha. 145 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,625 -Ungathanda okunye? -Cha ngiyabonga, Baba. 146 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:16,292 Kulungile, Jense-man. Zithokozise futhi ungenzi noma yini ebengingeke ngiyenze. 147 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:20,000 Ngokujulile. Ungakwenzi. 148 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,708 - Awu, bafo. Kwenzekani-ke? 149 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,667 - Hi, Jens. -Aphi amantombazane? 150 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,000 -Bafike izolo. -Ngicabanga ukuthi kungcono sihambe. 151 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:34,917 Asikwazi ukushiya amantombazane odwa, kukhona izinyamazane lapha. U-Lisa une-moose phobia. 152 00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:43,417 Hey, Semon. Kunganjani sihambe siyozilolonga abanye bebhukuda kulempelasonto? Sebenza kumasu akho. 153 00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:46,917 Ngingakubonisa uhlelo lokuqeqesha lwe-Jizzmo. 154 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:51,875 Ngisanda kuthola i-Cum of Duty entsha. Futhi kufanele kube okumangalisayo! 155 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:56,833 Ifaka i-Open Vulva Zero-Fuck Exploration kanye nemodi ye-butthole-yasebukhosini yokudlala mahhala. 156 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:03,833 Awukwazi nje ukudlala imidlalo. Kufanele thola amakhono emhlabeni wangempela. 157 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:07,458 Cumilla. Sicela uphole. 158 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:11,833 Amathuba okuthi sifike eqandeni kuqala ziyingxenye yezigidigidi. 159 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:17,083 Futhi ukukhuluma ngoJizzmo, sobabili siyazi ukuthi ubani ozokwenza ukunqoba lapho lolo suku lufika. 160 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:21,500 -Kungani wenze sengathi ngenye indlela? -Okungenani uJizzmo unesimo sengqondo esifanele. 161 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:25,500 - Muhle futhi muhle ... -Akapholile neze! 162 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,667 Babuke, amakhanda enyama amancane. 163 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,917 Izinambuzane, izimbungulu. 164 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:36,917 Izigidi zezikelemu ezincane ezigijima zizungeze sengathi basho okuthile kulo mhlaba. 165 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:41,500 "Ungaba noma yini oyifunayo, inqobo nje uma ukholelwa kuwe!" 166 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,792 Yebo, kunjalo! Yini elandelayo? 167 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:51,208 Mhlawumbe kufanele sivotele ukuthi iyiphi imbewu ukunqoba umjaho - ngokukhetha! 168 00:13:53,542 --> 00:14:00,083 Cha, akunjalo. Ukunqoba kuya kowayo iphethe umdlalo kuzo zonke izilinganiso zayo. 169 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:04,458 Akwanele ukusebenzisa umsila. Udinga futhi ukusebenzisa ikhanda lakho. 170 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,333 -Ikhanda, yebo... -Ikhanda. 171 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,500 Ngemva kweSpermageddon uzothatha lombuso. 172 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:15,708 Emva kwami, njengokhethiweyo wakho, selivundise iqanda. 173 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:20,583 Ngakho-ke ake ngethule ukuqamba okusha lokho kuzongisiza endleleni yami. 174 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,375 I-ejaculator engu-9000! 175 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:34,667 I-ejaculator engu-9000 inakho konke edingekayo ukunqoba. 176 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,375 Umtshina wamaqanda, izivikelo eziphindwe kabili ngokumelene nama-spermicides 177 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:42,125 ama-projectiles angena esinyeni, amagilavu e-chainsaw 178 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,167 -futhi okokugcina... 179 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:48,042 ... ophephela abangamawele. 180 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:56,000 UMnu. Jizzmo. Hhayi ukuba yisicefe, kodwa... akukhona yini ukukopela kancane lokho? 181 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,792 Akukona ukukopela uma ungabanjwa. 182 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,458 Ngivumele ngibonise. - Cupha uhlelo lokubonisa! 183 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:10,500 Uhlelo lokubonisa luvuliwe. 184 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:16,083 UMnu. Kläggnäs. Gubha ubheke kimi. Woza, Mnu. Kläggnäs. 185 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,000 -Khona kimi. Ngokushesha, ngokushesha. -Cha... -Cha... 186 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:23,333 Yenza kusebenze isistimu yezikhali ephikisana nokuncintisana. 187 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:28,583 - Ishumi, isishiyagalolunye, isishiyagalombili, isikhombisa, isithupha ... - Yebo, lokho kuyamangaza, kodwa ... 188 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:34,583 - ...okuhlanu, kune, okuthathu, okubili, okukodwa. -Awukwazi ukuyivala, noma...? 189 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,208 Cha! 190 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:56,917 Anyone else have thoughts iyiphi indlela okufanele siyithathe? 191 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,125 Kuhle kakhulu. 192 00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:08,500 Sawubona, ndodana ka-Erigerik! Ngabe konke kuhamba kahle? - Yebo, konke kuhamba kahle. 193 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,583 -Akukho okusolisayo lapha, kukonke. -Kuhle! 194 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,500 Ukubhukuda ngomoya ophansi! 195 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:22,125 Madoda, sonke sikuqaphelile. Ukuvama kwama-erections. 196 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:24,375 Futhi konke lokho indlwabu damn. 197 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:30,125 UJens, umfana wethu, uqinisekisiwe ukuthi uzofika, Amaphesenti angu-100 aqinisekile, ngokubhukha okungu-zero 198 00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:33,458 -Ukwenza ucansi ngokushesha. Lala, gingqa etshanini 199 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:37,917 -yosa inyama yentshebe, hlanganisa, dansa i-polka yombhede, shaya i-beaver 200 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:42,458 -yenza uthando, shake amashidi, ukucwilisa amafutha, ukuchelela ubhekeni rose 201 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:46,375 -ukwehla embhedeni sidlala umacashelana namasoseji... 202 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,500 Fuck? 203 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,375 Yebo, imbewu yotshani. Fuck. 204 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:55,125 Futhi maduze nje sizobe sesiphumile esikhwameni, ngamunye wethu. 205 00:16:55,292 --> 00:17:01,583 Yonke into inesikhathi futhi isilungile. I-Spermageddon isondela, futhi kudingeka sikulungele. 206 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:06,167 Lokhu kungaketulwa. Futhi lapho siba namandla kakhulu. 207 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,208 Kodwa kukhona indawo kuphela komunye wethu eqandeni. 208 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,833 Kulungile. Futhi nginecebo: 209 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:15,625 -Kathathu! -Tri... Utheni? 210 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:20,500 Ngizwile emithonjeni ethembekile, Flensmark, ukuthi iqanda lakhiwe kanjalo, ukuthi... 211 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,542 -Ukubhejwa? Sats! Yebo, Vulva-Marie? 212 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:28,792 Ngibhake ikhekhe lesipontshi futhi. Noma ubani ufuna ukuyizama? Kuvele kukuhle impela. 213 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,375 -Yebo, ngiyabonga. Vele uyibeke ngaphandle. -Usho njalo. 214 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:37,583 Manje bengizigqilaza ekhishini kuyilapho nina madoda niqhubeka... 215 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:43,708 Njengoba ngishilo: Ngizwile emithonjeni ethembekile ukuthi iqanda lakhiwe kanjalo 216 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:49,083 -ukuthi lapho nje umuntu engena, ivulekele noma yiliphi inani labantu. 217 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,333 Nirvana yabo bonke! 218 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,750 Kathathu, bafo! Kathathu! 219 00:17:56,833 --> 00:18:00,000 Klimax, Erigeriksson! Klimax! 220 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,417 Kungaba kuhle uma singaboleka eyodwa. 221 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:08,458 -We bafowethu! Damn, uqinile. -Bengicabanga ukuthi ngabe ufile endleleni ekhuphukayo. 222 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:11,292 Kumnandi. Awu! Ngiyajabula ukuthi ubufuna ukusijoyina. 223 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:15,000 Khona-ke ungakwazi futhi ukuphatha ezinye. Ukulingana nokunye. 224 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,667 Isibani esibomvu! Kuyaphazima! Kwenzakalani?! 225 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:36,292 -I-fuse eshaywayo nje. -Lokho kwakungeyona "i-fuse nje"! 226 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:40,042 Asikwazi nje ukuya ekhaya? Singabuka imuvi! Dlala i-Fortnite! 227 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:44,042 Kuyindaba nje yokuqalisa kabusha. Singakwenza lokhu. Siyizingqondo. 228 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:48,500 -Khumbula: Ubuchopho buyinkanyezi. -Ingqondo inkanyezi 229 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,333 Nakhu lapho uya khona. 230 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,917 Yebo, Jens. 231 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:58,875 -Eh... Hey, hey, Lisa! -Ingabe udinga isandla esengeziwe? 232 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,667 Cha, cha. Senginezibili. 233 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:10,500 UJens lowo. Igeek ecabanga kuphela I-Star Wars, iNkosi yamaRings kanye ne-gejming. 234 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:15,458 Ucabanga nje nge-Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and gejming. 235 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,000 Ngiyazi... 236 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,792 - Ngiyazi, ngiyazi ... - Lisa? Lisa? 237 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,375 -Nkulunkulu, indlela engizonda ngayo imvelo. -Ingabe udinga isiphuzo, Karl-Henrik? 238 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:28,125 -Ngilethele wonke umuntu. -Sizodlani? 239 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:32,292 Singadla amafrikhi ngesidlo sakusihlwa, mhlawumbe nge-ketchup encane. 240 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:37,000 -Hhayi bo! -Uwena obhekene nesoda, wena cunt! 241 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:40,875 Kwenzekeni? Kumelwe ukuba ubaba unginike isikhwama esingafanele. 242 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:46,917 - Cha, cha, cha. Lokhu kuyinhlekelele. -UJens uselubhidlizile lonke uhambo lwekhabhinethi. 243 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:51,375 - Kuchithiwe? Usho ukuthini? -Yini onayo lapho? 244 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:57,208 Okukodwa, okubili, okuthathu Uyisifebe njengoba nje umama wami... 245 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,625 Rosalita! 246 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:10,792 Kulungile, kulungile! Rosalita, ungase... ukhothe njengesikhukhukazi! 247 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,792 Kulungile. 248 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,542 Kulungile, asihambe futhi, ke. 249 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,500 -Jens - Jens, kufanele... 250 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,500 ...yenzani! 251 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,542 No...Lisa! 252 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:38,042 Ukuqabulana! Ukuqabulana! Ukuqabulana! 253 00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:43,167 Hhayi-ke, ngicabanga ukuthi ngingakwenza lokho. Kodwa kuncane kuLisa futhi. 254 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:56,292 - Yini isihogo manje? -Igazi lonke liyaphuma ebuchosheni. 255 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,500 Akukho okusebenzayo. Lishonaphi lonke igazi? 256 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:03,083 Ingqondo engenalo igazi ifile ingqondo! Ngicindezela zonke izinkinobho! 257 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:08,417 -Lonke uhlelo luhamba ngendlela engafanele! -Yebo, ukushilo: konke kuya esihogweni. 258 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,500 Yini...? Inshingamu yami. 259 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:25,250 Bathi amazambane awaphilile, kodwa imifino, phela. 260 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:31,167 Sawubona, ungathanda ukuphuma uyoshaywa umoya, mhlawumbe? Noma uthole umoya omusha? 261 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:36,292 Umoya omusha, muhle ngempela, uyazi. Impilo, uyazi. Kumnandi. 262 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:41,875 Kukwenza uzibuze ukuthi ngabe bane-photosynthesis nakwamanye amaplanethi, noma uma... 263 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:47,667 Ingabe ukhubazekile? Ingabe sihlangene umfana okhubazekile? Noma bekuyihlaya? 264 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:52,250 Kunzima ukunquma. Utshwala sebuqalile ingena kuzo zonke izinsimbi lapha... 265 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:56,125 -Oh sithandwa! Cha! -Kuzofanele sithathe amathuba ethu, ke. 266 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:58,583 imfuneko yayo yonke impilo. 267 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,000 Kulungile, kulungile, kulungile. Wozani-ke. 268 00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:05,458 -Kuhle kakhulu ukukubona futhi, Jens. -Nawe. 269 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,542 Okubi ukuthi usekhaya kuphela ehlobo. 270 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:14,208 Yebo, wakwenza. Tshela ubaba lokho, uyena ababefuna ukuthatha umsebenzi eStockholm. 271 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,292 Ngingamtshela ukuthi ahlanganise isenzo sakhe. 272 00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:23,000 Akakwazi ukudonsa umndeni wakhe ezweni lonke minyaka yonke njengesisebenzi esekisini. 273 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:32,417 Thatha upiyano kancane nalolo mhlawumbe. 274 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:38,500 Obhiya abane. Zine, ndoda! Angikaze ngibe nakho kwadingeka ngiphuze kakhulu lokhu ngaphambili. 275 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:42,625 Cha? Ngiphuza obhiya ngaso sonke isikhathi. Sibe nombhangqwana ngesidlo sasekuseni, empeleni. 276 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:44,333 Uma kunjalo kulungile. 277 00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:50,417 Lisa, kukhona enginakho Ngithanda ukusho kuwe. 278 00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:55,000 Kusukela ehlobo eledlule, lapho sihlezi futhi sinesikhathi esimnandi 279 00:22:55,167 --> 00:23:01,208 - futhi wamanga nakho konke lokho, Kade ngicabanga ngawe kakhulu. 280 00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:04,292 -Ngiyabona. - okuningi, empeleni. 281 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,500 -Ingabe lokho kuyiqiniso? -Yebo, nginayo. 282 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:10,917 -Kwakumnandi lokho. Kuthiwani ngawe? -Yebo? 283 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:16,250 Ngokweqiniso, Jens, ngi... Angikacabangi lutho ngawe mina. 284 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:25,167 Ngiyabona. Ngiqonda 100%, Lisa. 285 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:29,875 -Kungani ungenza lokho? -Jens! Ngiyahlekisa ngawe! 286 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:35,500 Kulungile, kulungile! Hawu bantu! Damn, unamancoko agulayo. 287 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:41,083 Nami kade ngicabanga kakhulu ngawe. Futhi kukhona enye into futhi. 288 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:46,083 - Engilokhu ngicabanga ngakho. -Ngiyabona. Yini leyo? 289 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,792 And that is... 290 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:53,125 Kulungile! 291 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:18,625 Kuyenzeka! Kuyenzeka manje! Isifutho siseduze! 292 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,792 Umzuzu kade ngiwulungiselela empilweni yami yonke! 293 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,917 Kwenzakalani? Qhude sisize! 294 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:34,083 - Ungakwazi nje ...? -Yebo kunjalo. 295 00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:37,667 Ake sibone... Hawu! 296 00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:41,250 Manje cishe... Ima kancane... 297 00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:42,750 Hawu! 298 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:50,083 -Shit! Did it go well? -Yebo. -Yebo. Ngizwile ukuthi uthando aluboni. 299 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:54,292 -Oh... -Ingabe uyabathanda? 300 00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,792 Yebo... 301 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,500 Amabhamuza wangempela. 302 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,083 Uyafuna ukuzithinta? 303 00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:07,125 Ngi... 304 00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:11,625 Iqala iSpermagedadon. Lokhu akuwona umsebenzi. 305 00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:16,500 Sonke isidoda esikwazi ukubhukuda kufanele bangene ethempelini le-Ejaculation. 306 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,042 Into ekhuluphele kakhulu lena Ngake ngabhekana nakho! 307 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:24,292 - Ukungena kuqala. - Yebo, siyabonga! 308 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:28,500 Yini lesihogo oyenzayo? Awusizwa isignali? 309 00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:32,125 -Sekuqalile! Uyabheda! Ngempela! -Kumile! 310 00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:36,167 -Bazodlala maduze! -Yebo. -Cumilla, ngiphakathi kokuthile. 311 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:40,500 - I-cum shot ephelele! Ucansi lususiwe! -Yebo! 312 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:46,750 Cumilla! Ngangisanda kuvundisa uBarbara ongenangane. Ufana nenyumba! 313 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:54,208 -Buka lapho uya khona! -Lokho bekukubi kakhulu. 314 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,750 -Ingabe ulungile? -Yebo, ngiyaphila. ngizo... 315 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,167 Ufunani? 316 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:11,917 Angikaze... Yebo, njengoba ngishilo... Ngiyaqala ngqa. 317 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:14,000 Yebo kunjalo. Nami futhi. 318 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:19,875 Kulungile, Viking. Manje khipha imbazo yakho ungihlukanise! 319 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,458 Kwenzenjani? 320 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:29,333 Cha, ngi... Akukhona lokho abakushoyo? Okungenani benza ku-Pornhub. 321 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,583 Yebo kunjalo. Uqinisile ngalokho. 322 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:36,125 -Ungathanda ukunambitha iqhude lami elikhulu? - Yebo, kanjalo! 323 00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:40,500 Ingabe uzizwa uthanda ukuyithola emthonjeni wakho omncane oqinile? 324 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:45,167 Yebo! Yebo! Yebo! Faka induku yakho kimi! Kade ngiphupha ingquza yakho usuku lonke! 325 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:48,083 -Unayo? Ngizokubhebha! -Yebo! 326 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:53,542 Ngizokubhebha kanzima. Ngizokubhebha uze uqhume! 327 00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,000 - Shit. -Kuncane kakhulu, mhlawumbe. 328 00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:04,750 Nkulunkulu, mhlawumbe kufanele siyeke ukukhuluma. 329 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:07,500 Nakhu ke. Faka lokhu. 330 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:14,500 -O! Shit! Ngabe uzizwa kanjani? -Yebo. -Yebo. Ngakho fucking ejwayelekile. 331 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,042 Kulungile, i-zero stress. Ngingakusiza. 332 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:21,333 -Lapho. Nakhoke. - Kwabe sekuqhubeka, yebo. 333 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:38,750 Ukukhululwa okukhulu sekukhona! Yonke imbewu yena, khipha isidoda noma ubani ongakwazi! 334 00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:40,458 Ukuchaphaza kwamadoda! 335 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:43,250 Woza, Semon! Ungathathi kancane! 336 00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:48,500 O-Jizzes, bane-Starpunks phakathi nendawo. Kungani singenayo i-fart shake kuqala, ke? 337 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,542 Kungase kube yilo kuphela ithuba esilitholayo. Sesidinga carp umthondo manje! 338 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:57,875 Akufanele silinde kuze kube yilapho engekho ukuminyana okungaka, pho? Kulungile, kulungile... 339 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:05,625 Iqala iSpermageddon. Lokhu akunjalo i-drill. Zonke izidoda ezibhukudayo... 340 00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:07,708 Imuphi umgwaqo? 341 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:13,292 Anginendaba noma ngigcina ngiqonyiwe toilet roll, okungukuthi! Ngizovele ngiwuthele! 342 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,625 Lonke uhlelo lufushane. Akukho okusebenzayo! 343 00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:21,542 Asisaphethe. 344 00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:26,208 Kusukela manje kuqhubeke, siyizigqila ku-cerebellum. A.k.a. ingquza. 345 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:29,000 Konke kufile! Ubuchopho bufile! 346 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:36,792 Namuhla - namuhla usuku 347 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,542 Usuku ebesilulindile zonke lezi zinsuku 348 00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:43,625 Usuku olukhulu kunawo wonke 349 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:47,500 Kakhulu kangangokuthi zonke ezinye izinsuku ube mncane 350 00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:50,292 Usuku olukhulu ngendlela engachazeki 351 00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:54,125 Angichazeki kangangokuthi angiwatholi amagama 352 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:57,833 I-Spermageddon 353 00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:01,125 Ngosuku uJens abekwa ngalo 354 00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:04,750 I-Spermageddon 355 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:08,500 Usuku okutholwe ngalo iphutha lephilisi igolide lesiphazamisi sephilisi 356 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:11,708 Oh yebo! Sizojova isibeletho sigcwale 357 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:16,000 Namuhla iqhude lizodliwa ngezinwele kanye nezimbobo 358 00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:20,458 I-Spermageddon, iSpermageddon 359 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:27,250 I-Spermageddon, iSpermageddon 360 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:33,708 Namuhla - namuhla usuku 361 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:36,792 Usuku oluyingqayizivele nolukhethekile ngempela 362 00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:40,500 Sijova esiswini 363 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:44,292 kusho uJens noLisa zingadala eziningi zazo 364 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:47,208 Amachaphazelo amnandi, ama-splash angcwele 365 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:51,083 Manje sekuyisikhathi sokuba fuck kuze kube yilapho i-scrotum ekugcineni isicaba! 366 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:55,042 I-Spermageddon 367 00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:57,500 Usuku uJens angaluthandi 368 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,917 I-Spermageddon 369 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:05,333 Ngosuku azophatha ngalo umhlaba ngokushaya kwakhe 370 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,833 Yiwo wonke amabele uqobo, kuyanqoba noma kuhlulwe 371 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:12,875 ngoba manje uJens usewufake wonke umthambo! 372 00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:17,500 I-Spermageddon, iSpermageddon 373 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:25,708 Cum... Cum... 374 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:30,417 I-Pre-cum-munkarnal! Njengoba isiprofetho sabikezela! 375 00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:34,708 I-Erectus kukus orgasmicus ejakulaticus knullus fittus me-dickus, amen. 376 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:40,333 -Kwenzekani lapha? -Bayazidela, bagcobe ishubhu nesitho sangasese. 377 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,458 -Babusisiwe izindela ezigcotshiwe. -Wozani, nina onogwaja! 378 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:14,500 Sekuyisikhathi sokuthi silungise amathuba kancane. 379 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:20,542 - Sicela, yeka! Cumilla! -Wenzani isihogo? 380 00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:25,167 - Semon, ngiyeke ngihambe! -Kumile! Kuyingozi kakhulu, yeka! 381 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,833 Linda umzuzu nje! 382 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,208 Ngingenise ngaphakathi! Vula umnyango! 383 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:51,667 O! I-Spermageddon! 384 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:57,375 ngihhafu inani labamelene nawe. 385 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,458 Ukusinda emthonjeni. Ungangibonga ngokuhamba kwesikhathi. 386 00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:03,792 -Ngiyeza. -Ini? 387 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,375 Ngizoba khona! 388 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,708 Bambelela, bambelela! Sengikulungele! 389 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:12,750 Bengiziqeqeshela lokhu impilo yami yonke! Ngilinde! 390 00:32:12,917 --> 00:32:16,042 Yaba dabba doo! 391 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:17,542 Linda umzuzu nje! 392 00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:23,625 I-Spermageddon, iSpermageddon 393 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:30,208 I-Spermageddon, iSpermageddon 394 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:36,500 UMnu. Rubber. Ithi sawubona kuMnu. Chainsaw! 395 00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:48,708 I-Spermageddon! 396 00:32:52,917 --> 00:32:54,333 Yebo! 397 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,042 Kwenziwa ucansi. 398 00:32:57,208 --> 00:33:03,125 Mhlawumbe akunjalo ngempela ebesikulindele, unikezwe lonke ucwaningo oluku-inthanethi... 399 00:33:07,542 --> 00:33:10,375 Ngabe bekukuhle kuwe njengoba kwakunjalo kimi? 400 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:14,583 Okungenani ngokushesha kimi njengoba kwakunjalo kuwe. 401 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:17,333 Kwakungenxa yokuthi ngishaye iso lami. 402 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:23,542 Njengoba wonke umuntu azi, amapayipi ezinyembezi avuvukele zixhumene ngqo nokuphuma kwesidoda ngaphambi kwesikhathi. 403 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:30,417 Wena, ngendlela? Ngenkathi ufika... Ingabe ngempela uthe "yabba dabba doo"? 404 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:34,167 Cha, angishongo lokho. Angicabangi ukuthi ngasho lokho. 405 00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:39,167 "Irabha ewugqinsi." Ngicabanga ukuthi singaqiniseka. 406 00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:45,000 Ukukopela ama-bastards! 407 00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:49,583 Nokho, nginakho nami isikhali esincane esiyimfihlo. 408 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,625 Uma kwenzeka, kunjalo. 409 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:56,083 Inhlanzi yamazinyo, yebo. Ibalulekile ukunakekela amazinyo akho lapho... 410 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,500 Ngiyabona. Ngiyakubona okushoyo. 411 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:03,792 Awukwazi ukukhulelwa okokuqala wenza ucansi noma, akunjalo? 412 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,708 Lokho bekungaba kuhle. 413 00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:12,208 Kwenzenjani? Ingabe yilokhu? Ngabe kade sixhuma lokhu njengoba sasiluma emabholeni kaJen? 414 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,167 Nakhu lapho... 415 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,042 Umdlalo uvuliwe! 416 00:34:33,542 --> 00:34:35,250 Kuyasabeka lokhu! 417 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:38,667 Khumbula, bafana: I-marathon, hhayi i-sprint. 418 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:44,500 Silala phansi, futhi lapho sithola ithuba, sizothatha iqanda. Cum futhi, qhubeka! 419 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,042 O, i-jizz yami! 420 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:51,542 Ukusangana lokho. Jizzmo, ukuthi angenza into efana naleyo. 421 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:57,333 -Awukhululekile kangako! -Jizzmo? Awukholeki nje! 422 00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,250 Uthuswa ukukhishwa isidoda. 423 00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:05,708 Kodwa ukuyikhipha kithina sonke, obani ngempela abazama ukwenza okuthile? 424 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:10,292 Kulungile, kulungile. Kulungile, kulungile, kulungile. Kulungile, kulungile, kulungile. Kulungile, kulungile, kulungile. 425 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:12,583 Ngakho-ke ngiyinsizwa embi lapha? 426 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,167 Ubonile ukuthi wenzeni? Wayengasibulala sobabili! 427 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:20,875 UJizzmo wenza okwakumele akwenze ukuze athole eqandeni. Ukuze afinyelele umgomo wakhe. 428 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:23,583 -Umgomo wonke umuntu olapha uyabelana! -Kumile 429 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:29,500 Ubani owaziyo ukuthi iSpermageddon izokwenzeka nini ngokuzayo? Uma kwenzeka futhi. 430 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:33,792 Uyaqonda? Singase sibambeke lapha. Okokubhebha njalo! 431 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,042 Ungakusho lokho, Cumilla. Azoba khona amathuba amasha. 432 00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:42,250 Ungalilahli ithemba. Kukhona ukukhanya ekugcineni kwe-urethra. Wozani, wozani! 433 00:35:42,417 --> 00:35:48,458 Lezi zinto ziyenzeka. Ungakuvumeli ukumunca impilo phuma kuwe. Cishe kukhona i-trigger kuwo. 434 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,542 Cumilla? Cumilla? 435 00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:55,667 Cumilla? Cumilla! 436 00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:57,500 Yebo, yebo. 437 00:35:57,667 --> 00:36:02,708 Siyabonga ngobusuku be-fuck-tastic! Awu... 438 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:05,083 Oh yebo. Ulale kahle. 439 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:09,667 Sawubona Mandla. Siyabonga nge-fuck enkulu. 440 00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:13,125 Ake ngilale kahle manje, egameni le-Baby Yoda. 441 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,792 Wenzani? 442 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,625 Eh... Akuzwanga sengathi senziwe ngokuphelele. 443 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:29,917 Ngempela? Ngoba ngiphele amandla lapha. 444 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:35,208 Ngangikhathele ngempela futhi ngikhathele. ngiyacabanga kungcono uma silala kamnandi... 445 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:37,583 Hawu, kuhle futhi. 446 00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:41,833 Imvume yami inikezwa! 447 00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:46,792 Iqala iSpermageddon. Lokhu akunjalo i-drill. Zonke izidoda ezibhukudayo... 448 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Elinye ithuba! Akuwona wonke umuntu okutholayo lokho. 449 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,250 Yeka i-flensostar enenhlanhla! 450 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:58,250 Futhi kulokhu yithina kuphela, i-créme de Ila créme. Oh! Manje kuyenzeka! 451 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:01,542 O, Nkulunkulu wami, isifo sohudo! Kufanele kube khona okungalungile. 452 00:37:03,542 --> 00:37:05,792 Uvuko! 453 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,417 Bantu, bhekani! Wozani, sihambe! Sithola elinye ithuba! Amen! Amen! 454 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,917 Yebo kunjalo! 455 00:37:15,042 --> 00:37:16,625 Cumilla! 456 00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,833 Ake siqale ukufutha! 457 00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:22,000 Linda, linda, linda! Ima! Ima! 458 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:34,625 Shit! Uxolo. Nkulunkulu wami, ngikhohlwe nya. Uxolo, uxolo, uxolo. 459 00:37:34,792 --> 00:37:39,875 Akuyona inkinga. Ukunambitheka kwami ​​kwe-putty nje emlonyeni wami. Ukugodola ngokuphelele. 460 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:44,208 Sawubona, uxolo. Nganginami kuphela ikhondomu, u...? 461 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:46,750 -Yebo kunjalo. -Kulungile. 462 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:52,458 Lokhu scaffolding. Ngiyibone ku-inthanethi. Kudume kakhulu. 463 00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:57,417 -Nami ngikubonile. Kuyinto yakudala. -Yebo kunjalo. 464 00:37:57,542 --> 00:38:00,083 Qaphela ukuthi ungayilumi ikhondomu ngokwayo. 465 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:03,875 Kubukeka sengathi angazi ngenzani? 466 00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:12,083 -Uyabona nangalawo mehlo? -Awu... ngibona kwanele. 467 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,583 Kuhle, noma yini? 468 00:38:25,042 --> 00:38:27,792 Awu, uh... Kuyajabulisa. 469 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,833 - Kodwa ingabe kulungile? -Eh, yebo. 470 00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:34,917 -Yebo, ngenhlanhla awumkhulu kangako. -Utheni? 471 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,833 Cha, lutho. Kwenze! 472 00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:41,875 -Angifuni! -Kufanele siphume! 473 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:47,250 - Qhubeka, Semon. Leli yithuba lethu. -Angifuni! 474 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,458 Ngizoba khona! 475 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,042 Yaba dabba doo! 476 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:07,917 Umfana wethu usebenza kanzima namuhla! 477 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:12,542 Khumbula imithetho yokuziphatha. Hawu! Akukephuzi kakhulu ukuthi ungabuyela emuva! 478 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:16,500 Ngiyaziqhenya! Sengathi ngiyazibona manje! 479 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:20,833 -Yini leyo? -Umuntu ubulawa indlala ngokoqobo. 480 00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:27,875 Isikhwama somuntu sihlafune imbobo kwikhondomu yami! Woza, ubhukude. Yilokhu, maye! 481 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:48,083 -Hey, ima kancane! - Kodwa bazokuhlula! 482 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:53,417 -Kukhona okungahambi kahle. -Nganele ngokucekela phansi kwakho. 483 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:58,500 Uma uyigwala elincane, makube njalo. Kodwa ungasidonseli phansi sonke nawe! 484 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:01,208 Cumilla! Ingabe lokhu kubukeka kulungile? 485 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:04,875 Ingabe kubukeka njengalokho esikufunde esikoleni? 486 00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:08,708 USemon uqinisile, kukhona okungahambi kahle lapha. 487 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:14,375 Kucishe kunuke kancane... isibabule. Njengokungathi kukhona okushisayo, noma... 488 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,333 - Sawubona, bakwethu! - Sawubona, Sarreman. 489 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:23,708 Kuhle ukukubona. Sekuyindaba nje yokuqhubeka nakho. Owokuqala eqandeni uthola ukushaya. 490 00:40:31,042 --> 00:40:36,375 Hlala emuva! Ngakubona kuqala, iqanda lami! Iqanda elithandekayo likaSarreman! 491 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,125 -Linda! -Cha! Ungathinti wena fucking... 492 00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:43,417 Akulona iqanda lelo! -Kuya eValhalla! 493 00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:49,625 Sukani, abehluliwe! 494 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:17,208 -Yini leyo? - Angazi, kodwa uma kufanele ngiqagele ... 495 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,083 -May. -Ngena? Ukolweni? 496 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:25,125 -Yini into! -Yebo, bekukuhle. 497 00:41:25,292 --> 00:41:28,083 Yebo. Oh Nkulunkulu wami, kunjalo. 498 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:32,667 Awukho msulwa njengoba ubheka, Jens. Ungcolile mfana! 499 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,333 Kwenzenjani? 500 00:41:36,417 --> 00:41:40,500 -Usho ukuthini ngempela? -Ububuke kakhulu i-Pornhub. 501 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:45,875 - Manje angikutholi kahle. -Ucansi lwendunu. Isikhathi sokuqala uya ocansini. 502 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:51,417 -Linda. Ucansi lwendunu? Senza ucansi lwendunu? Manje? -Yebo. -Yebo. 503 00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:56,375 Bengicabanga ukuthi uthanda i-Star Wars, kodwa wena kubonakala sengathi ingene iNkosi yamaRings. 504 00:41:56,500 --> 00:42:02,625 -Kodwa kungani ungashongo lutho? -Cha, bengi...ngicabange ukuthi uyawazi umehluko. 505 00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:06,125 angibonanga lutho, ngakho ngavele ngangena kuyo... 506 00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:08,125 "Uyinyathele phakathi"? 507 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:12,833 Kodwa mhlawumbe kufanele silinde kancane ukwenza lokho futhi. 508 00:42:13,042 --> 00:42:17,208 -Kulungile. Izithupha kimi. - Super. 509 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:21,000 -Ulale kahle, Lisa. -Ubusuku obuhle, Jens. 510 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:25,333 Ushilo ngokucacile "yabba dabba doo" ngalesi sikhathi. 511 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:29,708 Singene shi. Impela. 512 00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:33,750 Akukhona lokho ebengikulindele, kodwa nokho ngaphezu kwakho konke obekulindelwe. 513 00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:37,542 Kungikhumbuza ikhaya lami lesithathu lezintandane. 514 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:42,667 Cumilla, ngiyaxolisa ukuthi ngiphumile ngaphambili, nangokusibeka lapha. 515 00:42:42,833 --> 00:42:48,083 -Leyo kwakuyinto yokugcina engangiyifuna ngempela. -Kulungile. Uxolo ngokumemeza. 516 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:53,000 Usisindise sonke. Futhi sisesemdlalweni! 517 00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:56,208 Njengoba uJizzmo esho: Lapho kunemigodi khona, kunethemba. 518 00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:04,458 -Bheka lokho. - Ijusi ye-pussy! Kwenzenjani? 519 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:09,292 Kuthiwani ngokwesayensi ibizwa ngokuthi i-poop. Shit. indle Ubulongwe. 520 00:43:09,458 --> 00:43:11,000 Udoti. Shit. Ubulongwe. 521 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:16,250 Igcwala ithumbu lonke. Ngokushesha noma kamuva izothukululwa, futhi sizoxoshwa. 522 00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:18,917 -Sizophelelaphi? -Ezweni lamuntu. 523 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:22,708 Lapho kungahlali khona imbewu noma amangqamuzana amaqanda. 524 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:30,500 Yebo, yebo, yebo. Njengoba udokotela wami ongasekho ubengenza wathi: Akukephuzi kakhulu ukuyeka! 525 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:38,458 Ayikwazi ukushoda kwebhaktheriya yamathumbu uthole ukuthatha isihlwathi? 526 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:44,833 -Yini...? Uyinqaba enjani? -Mina? Angisona isimanga. 527 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:52,000 Ngingumuntu ojwayelekile. Ungangithola izinkulungwane zami, kuwo wonke amagumbi omhlaba. 528 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:06,792 Ngiyi-E. coli, mngani 529 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,083 Empeleni ngidumile 530 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:12,250 Futhi ngihlala esiphunzini sezinqe Uzwe ukunuka kwami? Uphethe ibhomu 531 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:14,708 Kodwa ngingakwazi, uma ngifuna, futhi uthathe uhambo 532 00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:19,083 Uma abantu bengazigezi izandla Ngingababulala, ngoba kumnandi! 533 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,625 Futhi cha, akudingeki thinta indle ngqo ngisho nakanye 534 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:24,292 Ngoba ngilale ngokudla kwami futhi uphumule usuku lonke 535 00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:29,125 Ngaphambi kokuthi noma ubani akwazi ukubala aze afike kwezintathu, ukuphila kuba isihogo esiphilayo 536 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,417 Hawu sithandwa! Hawu, hawu, hawu! 537 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:41,042 Hawu, hawu, hawu! Kade ngilindele okuhle i-avalanche yendle. Ekugcineni, kukhona okwenzekayo lapha. 538 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:44,750 Kufanele sithathe ikhava. Sizofa uma sihlala lapha. 539 00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:47,792 -Kungani ungavele uhambe? -Singayaphi? 540 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,125 Duh! Aqhubeke amathumbu. 541 00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:56,375 Ngesikhathi ngigcina ukuhlola, ivinjiwe ngenani elikhulu lendle. 542 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,583 Kufanele nje uhlafune indlela yakho ngayo. 543 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:14,000 Umuntu angafuna ukungifonela kancane ophendukezela 544 00:45:14,167 --> 00:45:17,792 ngoba ngithanda ukuba ne-turd kunengilazi kabhiya obandayo 545 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,917 Yebo, kumnandi kakhulu, okungcono kakhulu engikwaziyo 546 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:25,292 Inambitheka izikhathi eziyinkulungwane kunekhekhe ukuthola i-shit gourmet yangempela, nam-nam! 547 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,875 Angikwazi ukuzibamba, kumnandi kakhulu 548 00:45:28,083 --> 00:45:30,125 Ngidla konke okuphakiwe, kodwa ngikhetha ukungawudli ummbila 549 00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:32,542 Ngoba iqiniso lizwakala njengeshit 550 00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:36,667 Awu, ngaphandle lokho kunambitheka kumnandi, kumnandi! 551 00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:41,042 Insizwa epholile ngendlela emangalisayo! Futhi uyakwazi ukucula. 552 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:45,625 Uma ngikhumbula kahle... Ithumbu liyakhuphuka lingene, akunjalo? 553 00:45:45,792 --> 00:45:49,833 Futhi phezulu lapho lapho wonke ama-poop enziwa khona, i-piss nayo iyadalwa. 554 00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:54,333 -Piss? Kwenzenjani? -Piss? Awu... 555 00:45:54,500 --> 00:46:00,750 Yebo, wuhlobo lomculo womdanso ozwakalayo ba-ba-bing, ba-ba-boing. I-oink-oink. 556 00:46:00,917 --> 00:46:06,542 Cha! Lezi yizinto eziphilayo kanye ne-inorganic ezikhishwa ngezinso. 557 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:11,667 -okwaziwa nangokuthi umchamo. - Semon, uyinganekwane enjalo! 558 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,542 Sikhuphukela ku-acid esiswini, sidlule esiswini 559 00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:22,375 -uphuma ngomchamo futhi ubhukuda ukhuphuka umfula uphuma ku-urethra. 560 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:26,292 Bese singena esithweni sangasese futhi kudlulele esibelethweni! 561 00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:28,875 Embobeni engakwesokudla ngalesi sikhathi. 562 00:46:29,083 --> 00:46:31,667 Mnu E. coli, mhlawumbe ungasisiza? 563 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:36,875 Mhlawumbe ungahlafuna indlela yakho phezulu ngesigaxa esivimba amathumbu akho? 564 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:42,333 Yebo, cishe akunakwenzeka, kodwa ... Bese ngifuna ukiss. 565 00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:49,167 I-Genius! Omunye wenu angamqabula ezihlathini zembongolo, bese singahamba. 566 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:54,042 Angiqabuli lelo shidi elinyanyekayo emhlathini wakhe oshisayo, kulungile? 567 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:05,000 Bengilindele ukunambitheka kwe-nougaty, kodwa kwaba ngaphezulu umami. 568 00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:07,417 Kodwa ukwanga kwami ​​kokuqala! Umuntu akufanele akhononde. 569 00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:11,250 Manje usutholile obukufuna. Siholele ku-asidi yesisu. 570 00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:15,000 Yebo, khululeka! Akukho ukucindezeleka. 571 00:47:20,042 --> 00:47:24,042 Kulungile! Masibhekane shit-face! 572 00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:29,500 Kodwa kuyathakazelisa ukuhlangabezana namasiko amasha, akunjalo? 573 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:36,792 Bekukuhle lokhu! 574 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,417 Kwenzenjani? 575 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,708 Get out of here! 576 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,792 Ukhilimu omuncu! Ucabanga ukuthi uyini? 577 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,292 Ucabanga ukuthi ungadlala nami? Ukuthi ungangimisa?! 578 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:04,750 -Kufanele yena! -Iphilisi lokukopela. 579 00:48:08,292 --> 00:48:12,250 -Iyiphi indlela manje, Erigeriksson? -Akunalwazi, Flensmark. 580 00:48:12,417 --> 00:48:15,500 Njengawo wonke amadoda. Angiyena uchwepheshe esithweni sangasese. 581 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:19,208 -Ungakhathazeki. Ngizoyinakekela lento. -Kanjani ngalokho! 582 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:23,208 Ake siziphathe ngokudla okuncane ngenkathi sicabanga ngakho? 583 00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:27,375 Ucabanga kangcono ngesisu esigcwele. Okungenani yilokho okushiwo nguVulva-Marie. 584 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:31,583 Ingabe i-ham ne-cock cheese entsha ngiyayibona, noma? 585 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:35,583 Ukudla? Ucabanga ngokudla manje! 586 00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:40,667 Ingabe kufanele ngizenzele yonke into? Ingabe kunjalo kakhulu ukucela ukuthi nawe ufake isandla? 587 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:44,417 Izilima ezilahliwe. Izimfundamakhwela! Amakhanda enyama! 588 00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,042 Cha! Hawu bantu! 589 00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:54,500 Njengoba ngingenawo amarokhethi kini nonke 590 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:58,625 -kufanele sibe njalo plain ubudala smart. 591 00:49:10,292 --> 00:49:14,375 Ama-flapjacks enziwe ngesandla! Ondlunkulu bezingane ezineskewer! 592 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:19,708 -Ngiyabonga, ibhulukwe le-piss! Nonke kini! Kodwa u-Erigeriksson! Yehlisa umoya! 593 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,750 Suka endleleni! 594 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:24,167 Qaphela! 595 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:30,500 Elokugcina kukhona elibolile! 596 00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:35,292 Hhayi bo! Inzalo yamandla! 597 00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:40,500 Kubuhlungu esifubeni. Ngicabanga ukuthi kukhona okungishayile, bafo. 598 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:47,375 -Ngizizwa nginosawoti. Ngiyafa? -Ngizokhuluma iqiniso: ubukeke kangcono. 599 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:52,125 Ucabanga ukuthi kukhona izulu lezinhlamvu, mphathi? 600 00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:58,458 -Ucabanga ukuthi ngizoya ezulwini manje? - Yebo, uma uthola induduzo kulokho. 601 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:02,500 Ungakwazi ukungitshela okuthile ku-Vulva-Marie? 602 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:07,042 Yebo, yebo, yebo. Ufuna ukuthini? Yikhafule. Noma yini nhlobo! 603 00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:11,833 Mtshele ukuthi kumele ayeke ukukhonza 604 00:50:12,042 --> 00:50:17,083 - lelo khekhe likashukela njalo nje. 605 00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:24,875 Cha! Hhayi kanje...! 606 00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:30,417 Flensmark. Kube noshintsho ohlelweni. 607 00:50:30,542 --> 00:50:32,333 Manje? 608 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,458 Amawele. 609 00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:36,083 Amawele? 610 00:50:48,042 --> 00:50:52,292 -Hawu bantu! -Ukahle, Mr. E. coli? 611 00:50:52,458 --> 00:50:54,917 Ngicabanga ukuthi ngidle into exakile. 612 00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:59,250 Into enyanyisa kakhulu engake nganambitha. Ngicabanga ukuthi beku... 613 00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:03,000 -... ukudla! -Ukudla? Kodwa lokho kufanele kusho ukuthi... 614 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:06,500 Iphesenti lendle liyehla. Sisondela esiswini. 615 00:51:06,667 --> 00:51:11,875 Cabanga nje! Izincwadi zaziqinisile! Isinqe sixhumene nesisu. 616 00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:14,167 -Sikwenzile! -Hhawu! 617 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:21,500 Kulungile, isidoda esithandekayo. Hamba kahle! Futhi ubani owaziyo? Mhlawumbe ngizophinde ngikubone laphaya. 618 00:51:21,667 --> 00:51:26,208 Uma ungalungile ekugezeni izandla noma uthole ukunambitheka kwe-rimming! 619 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:31,708 -Kuyini ukukhwabanisa? -Ophilayo uzobona, Semon! 620 00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:34,417 Thank you for your help, Mr. E. coli! 621 00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:47,750 Le ndawo inkulu kakhulu kunaleyo Ipaki yokuzijabulisa enkulu kunazo zonke yasePung City, iJizzneyland! 622 00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:54,417 -Kuyini lokhu? -Lena yijusi yezinqe e... 623 00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:57,125 ... kuhle, kubiliswe kube yindle. 624 00:51:57,292 --> 00:51:59,708 Cha, lesi yi-asidi yesisu. 625 00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:03,375 Lapha yilapho umzimba uphuka khona wonke ama-nutrients athatha kuwo. 626 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:05,792 Uyawubona umphini? Kulapho-ke ukudla kuvela khona. 627 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,500 Futhi phezulu lapho ndawondawo yikhanda nomlomo. 628 00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:14,875 Imilomo, yebo. Umlomo. Impendulo yoqweqwe lwesitho sangasese sowesifazane. 629 00:52:15,083 --> 00:52:18,292 Uma sikwazi ukuwela lapho ngesiqephu esisodwa 630 00:52:18,458 --> 00:52:21,667 -khona-ke singakwazi ukulandela urethra phansi emgodini wangempela. 631 00:52:21,833 --> 00:52:25,500 Semon. Awukholeki neze! 632 00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:29,458 Ngakho esikudingayo nje umkhumbi? 633 00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:37,083 Kungani isikebhe siphunga i-tuttifrutti? 634 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,458 Nakho-ke! I-maelstrom! 635 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:45,250 -Kulungile! -Ngethemba ukuthi awuguliswa ulwandle kalula! 636 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:05,500 -Jikeleza! -Jikeleza! Woza, Semon! Bhabha! -Cha! -Cha! Sisendleleni efanele! 637 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:11,167 Yizimpophoma zaseVaginagara ezidumile! Angikholwa ukuthi sizobona ngamehlo ethu! 638 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:14,833 -Sizokwehla lapho? -Yebo sinjalo! 639 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,083 Cumilla! 640 00:53:26,292 --> 00:53:27,625 Hawu! 641 00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:45,792 Hawu! 642 00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:56,583 Woza, Cumilla! 643 00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:10,708 Kufanele sisebenzise lezi zintambo eziyinqaba bese eqonda esithweni sangasese! 644 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:15,708 Sebenzisa isisindo sakho! Kufanele sijike! Swayipha njengamakhehla! 645 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,708 Khona-ke i-French Fry dinner kusukela izolo uzikhokhele. 646 00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:26,500 Asambe! 647 00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:48,250 -Dick! Ngicabanga ukuthi useqedile. -Udlile yini? 648 00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:56,083 Ngakho lokho kwaba phezu kwezinwele pussy. 649 00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:58,458 Cha! 650 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,500 I-Afterglow! 651 00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:03,583 Kwesinye isikhathi icishe ibe yinhle ngokwanele! 652 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:10,042 Kuyinjabulo yangempela ukuhlangana nani nonke, abangani bami! Nginithanda kakhulu! 653 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:16,500 Jens. Hhayi, vuka. 654 00:55:17,833 --> 00:55:22,417 Ngalala okogodo. Lutho isiza ukulala njenge-orgasm enhle. 655 00:55:22,542 --> 00:55:25,500 - Ngiqinisile, noma ngiqinisile? -Jonga. 656 00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:30,250 Gqoka. Asikwazi ukuchitha usuku olunje embhedeni. 657 00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:34,125 -Yebo, ngingakwazi. -Woza! 658 00:55:37,542 --> 00:55:42,500 -Ngazo zonke izinsumpa zangasese...! - Uke wadlala i-smurf noma yini? 659 00:55:42,625 --> 00:55:46,917 Ukhilimu we-tartar. Kufana nokuqhwaza ekhekheni 660 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:50,625 -ngaphandle kokuthi alikho ekhekheni, futhi ibulala okusanhlamvu. 661 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,208 Bhabha! Gubha ubheke e-nirvana! 662 00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:04,792 Woza, asisuse ephaketheni! 663 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,875 Kumnandi kakhulu. Kodwa kusafanele thola i-Jizzmo! 664 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:13,792 Abalilahli ithemba, akunjalo? Kunzima ngokungajwayelekile. 665 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,625 Awu, kahle! Kuzofanele siphonse phakathi ithawula kubo ke. 666 00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:25,458 -Flensmark! Qaphela! - Waphuthelwa! - Waphuthelwa! 667 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,000 Cha! 668 00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:36,167 Kuze kube nini, ama-suckers! Isitobhi esilandelayo: isiteshi samaseli amaqanda. 669 00:56:39,708 --> 00:56:41,583 Bashesha kunathi! 670 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,875 USolwazi! 671 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:51,667 Ngenze ngiziqhenye, uSemon noCumilla! 672 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:55,792 -Thola ukukhanya futhi ungenze ngiziqhenye! -Cha! 673 00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:01,750 Futhi yazi ukuthi ngafa ngokwenza engikuthandayo - ukuphila! 674 00:57:03,042 --> 00:57:07,292 Uwedwa manje, Erigeriksson. Umngani wami wakudala... 675 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:10,625 Omdala...? Sihlangane izolo ebusuku. 676 00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,375 Qhubeka. 677 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:16,792 Bamba kuJizzmo futhi unqobe iqanda, kithi sobabili. Ngiphindiselele! 678 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:21,292 -Sizoba amawele ndawonye. -Ayikho into ongayifisa. 679 00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:26,167 Kufanele wabelane ngakho konke: Izingubo, besifazane, uswidi wangoMgqibelo! 680 00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:28,500 Awukwazi ukungishiya manje! 681 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:33,208 Swim, Erigeriksson. Sibonise ukuthi wakhiwe ngani mfowethu. 682 00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:36,875 Futhi khumbula: Okhipha isidoda ekugcineni, ukhipha isidoda kakhulu. 683 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:38,458 Cha... 684 00:57:40,292 --> 00:57:43,125 Cha! 685 00:57:48,708 --> 00:57:51,792 Cha! Ukunambitheka okusawoti! 686 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,500 Semon! Wozani, wozani, wozani. Ngeke sime manje. 687 00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:07,792 Ukufika lapho uya khona uma T-minus 0.1 millimeter. 688 00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:21,542 Yebo kunjalo. Lapha bekuyisibeletho. 689 00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:28,250 Shit, kuhle lokho. Kubukeka njengomdlalo omuhle wekhompiyutha. 690 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,500 -Ingabe uyagula? -Cha, ngifuna ukuba sohlangothini oluphephile. 691 00:58:34,625 --> 00:58:39,000 -Ngokubheka izolo. Kungcono kakhulu... - ukuze uqiniseke ngokuphelele. 692 00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:41,167 Akunjalo? Impela. Uyawuthola umqondo. 693 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:44,125 -Ngivuma ngokugcwele. -Kuhle. 694 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,250 Lokho kuyinto engekho lapha. 695 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:03,333 Ikhompyutha. Nginike izixhumanisi zeseli leqanda. 696 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:07,333 I-Oocyte yenziwe yasendaweni. I-oocyte ayikho ebangeni. 697 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:10,083 Imbangela: I-vapor projectile yenziwe yasebenza. 698 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:13,708 Unondindwa uphuze iphilisi lasekuseni! Dlala ingquza yami! 699 00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:18,250 Uma kunento eyodwa engiyizondayo, ngabantu abashintsha imiqondo yabo ngezinto! 700 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:20,792 Ikhompyutha, ngifuna ukufa! 701 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:25,417 Ukulandelana kokuzibulala kuqaliwe uma u-T-minus 30, 29... 702 00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:30,250 - Khansela! Hlehlisa, hlehlisa! - Ukuhlehlisa ukulandelana kokuzibulala. 703 00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:35,583 Wozani, sihambe! Siyasondela! 704 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:41,167 -Siziqedile, noma? -Angazi! 705 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:53,500 Ichwane elinjani lelo 706 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:59,167 -abasebenzisa womabili amakhondomu, ama-spermicides kanye kanye nephilisi lasekuseni? 707 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:04,708 Ikhompyutha. Nginike isilinganiso sokuthi isikhathi esingakanani Ngingaphila kulo shithole. 708 01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:09,833 Ngaphandle kwezinhlinzeko noma ukushajwa kabusha ungabamba u-T-minus imizuzu engama-32. 709 01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:13,417 Futhi kuze kube nini iphilisi lasemini liyaphela? 710 01:00:13,542 --> 01:00:16,917 Umuthi unokuphila okuyingxenye amahora angama-43. 711 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,875 amahora 43?! Kodwa yini isihogo! 712 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:26,208 Uyazi ukuthi kungani lokhu kwenzeka, akunjalo? Kungenxa yakho! 713 01:00:26,375 --> 01:00:29,667 Benginecebo! Ngangizilungiselele! 714 01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:34,792 Kodwa omunye wenu abathandi kufanele ngabe ushaye umsipha noma okuthize! 715 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,625 Uhlukunyezwe ngama-hormone akhe. Ethuke. 716 01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:40,500 Omunye wenu! Noma abaningi benu. 717 01:00:40,667 --> 01:00:44,208 Kodwa uma ngizofela lapha... 718 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:49,000 ... okungenani ngizofa ngedwa! 719 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:52,375 Iphoqelela ukuqedwa kuwo wonke ama-sperm cell amathathu... 720 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:55,000 Cha! Yima ubambe! 721 01:00:57,333 --> 01:00:58,833 Ngiyeke! 722 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,292 Zidedele wena macimbi! 723 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:06,000 Kuyeke! Uyini... 724 01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:10,125 Sawubona! Sawubona! Buenos dias! Asenze ingane. 725 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,750 Wena sathane! 726 01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:14,917 Sanibonani endishini yasendlini yangasese, bhele lenu! 727 01:01:16,042 --> 01:01:20,792 Ngeshwa, angicabangi ukuthi ngingakwazi ukuya, kodwa ungatshela wonke umuntu engimaziyo. 728 01:01:22,042 --> 01:01:26,042 -Usacabanga ukuthi ungangishaya? -Ngomsila. 729 01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:29,417 Ikhompyutha. Yenza ukuzibhubhisa! 730 01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:33,250 Ukuzibhubhisa kubulawa ku-T-minus imizuzwana engu-30. 731 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:39,667 30, 29, 28, 27, 26... 732 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,333 Likuphi iqanda? 733 01:01:56,500 --> 01:02:00,042 ...isishiyagalombili, isikhombisa, isithupha, isihlanu... 734 01:02:00,208 --> 01:02:03,625 -Umvuthwandaba, Jizzmo. -...bane, abathathu, ababili... 735 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:07,083 ...eyodwa. Ngiyabonga okwanamuhla. 736 01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:25,292 Shit, bekumnandi kakhulu ukuza izolo. Ngafika ngafenda kakhulu, ngavele... 737 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:31,583 -Kwakunjalo nakuwe? -Eh, yebo. Noma... 738 01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:36,000 -Ngoba ufikile ... ngenkathi ufika. Kulungile? -Kulungile. 739 01:02:36,167 --> 01:02:41,000 -Angifikanga. Akumele ngize. - Yebo kufanele! 740 01:02:41,167 --> 01:02:45,708 -Cha, akubalulekile kangako kimi. -Kodwa kubalulekile kimi! 741 01:02:45,875 --> 01:02:50,333 -Ngifuna ukuthi uze. Kufanele uze! -Kulungile. 742 01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:01,792 Awu, kahle. Sawubona! 743 01:03:06,333 --> 01:03:12,500 Ngi... ngifuna ngempela bhebha futhi. Fuck wena kanzima futhi eside. 744 01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:16,500 O, bengilokhu ngicabanga ngalowo mthondo ubusuku bonke. 745 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:19,083 Iqhude elihle, likabhavu omkhulu! 746 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:24,500 Ngizokubhebha kakhulu uzophela amandla. Kakhulu uzoshaywa yikhanda kabili. 747 01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:28,875 Bese ngizokubhebha kakhulu. Ngizoyigibela ingquza yakho! 748 01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:31,542 Yisuse futhi usebenzise njenge-dildo 749 01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:35,708 -ngenkathi wopha uze ufe bhekani, ngisaya! 750 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:37,792 -Kulungile. -Yebo... 751 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:44,917 - Shit. "Ukopha ukufa"? -O, uxolo! Lokho kwaba... 752 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:50,792 -Kuzodingeka sizijwayeze lokho, ke. -Njenga... u-Adamu no-Eva. 753 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:56,333 Mhlawumbe ngaphandle kweqiniso lokuthi u-Adamu no-Eva akazange aye ocansini lwendunu ngobusuku bokuqala. 754 01:03:56,500 --> 01:04:00,208 Yebo, lokho kuyiqiniso. Hhayi-ke, ngeke sikwazi lokho. 755 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:17,125 U-Erigeriksson wazidela. 756 01:04:18,667 --> 01:04:20,083 Bheka lokhu! 757 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,000 Akukapheli! Asihambe, woza! 758 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,000 Hawu! 759 01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:49,333 Bekuyini leyo? Kwenzenjani? 760 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,083 Woza, Cumilla! 761 01:05:12,167 --> 01:05:13,833 Ingabe kuhambe kahle? 762 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,083 Ngiyitholile! 763 01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:34,625 -Woza! Okokugcina! -Nazo ke! 764 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:54,292 Hhayi bo! Hhayi wena! 765 01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:58,417 Isibumbu esishile...ungawubalekeli umlilo! 766 01:05:58,542 --> 01:06:01,583 Umbungu oshile awuwuvimbi umlilo! 767 01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:08,500 Ngiyeza! Ngiyeza! 768 01:06:12,167 --> 01:06:13,500 Cumilla! 769 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:21,792 Oh shit, nami ngiyeza! Oh shit, nami ngiyeza! 770 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,167 Ungakhohlwa ukukhipha! 771 01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:26,833 Yaba dabba doo! 772 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,208 HHhawu kodwa! 773 01:06:33,375 --> 01:06:35,458 Usizo! Ngisize! Ngisize! Ngisize! 774 01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:38,458 -Jens? -Siza, siza, siza! 775 01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:47,125 Cumilla! Cumilla, siza! 776 01:06:47,292 --> 01:06:50,083 -Cha! Ngisize! -Jens! 777 01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:52,583 Jens! Ima! Ima! Cha! Cha! Cha! 778 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:58,917 Wozani, hamba! 779 01:06:59,917 --> 01:07:05,292 -Jens! Ibambe! Ibambe! Unganyakazi! -Usizo! -Usizo! Cha! Cha! Cha! 780 01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:09,500 Iminyovu iphuzi futhi imnyama. Yilokho kuphela? Kungani singazi lutho ngeminyovu? 781 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,750 Ake sizame i-flashback. 782 01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:16,917 - Imbali ingumphathi. -Imbali iyinhloko! Hlonipha imbali! 783 01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:19,000 Linda umzuzu nje! 784 01:07:19,167 --> 01:07:20,500 Asambe! 785 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:22,000 Jens. 786 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:33,667 Siza isithixo sakho sigcwalise isiphetho saso. 787 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,750 Akunakwenzeka! 788 01:07:50,167 --> 01:07:51,750 Ufikile! 789 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:18,792 Asiqhubeke nakho. 790 01:08:31,292 --> 01:08:36,125 -Hawu bantu! Bahambile? -Yebo. Kuhambe kahle, noma? 791 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:38,667 Yebo, kubuhlungu. 792 01:08:40,125 --> 01:08:45,333 -Ibukeka kanjani? -Eh, yebo. Kubukeka kukuhle. 793 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:50,750 Ngizobona nje ukuthi kukhona engingakuthola lokho kungasiza... Ungabukeli phansi! 794 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,792 - Wena, Jens? -Mm? 795 01:08:57,417 --> 01:09:02,000 Ngifuna ukusho nje ngiyabonga ngempelasonto ye-fuck-tastic. 796 01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:04,417 Yebo kunjalo. Ngiyabonga. 797 01:09:22,833 --> 01:09:27,542 Sawubona, Cumilla? Ngifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngijabule kanjani Nginguye. Ukuthi angihlalanga ku-scrotum. 798 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:31,833 Ukuthi ngaqala lolu hambo. Nawe. 799 01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:37,042 -Ngi...ngiyakuthanda, Cumilla. -Ngiyakuthanda futhi, Semon. 800 01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:46,292 Uyakwazi lokho uma singena lapho kuphelile. Uhambo seluphelile. 801 01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:49,917 Yebo, kuye kwaba njalo. Kodwa yeka ukuthi kube uhambo olunjani! 802 01:09:51,042 --> 01:09:55,375 -Kulungile. Ingabe uyeza? -Ngiyeza. -Yebo. Kunzima. 803 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:15,708 Yebo... 804 01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:19,375 Futhi amasampula abukeka emuhle. 805 01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:25,667 Uvele uthathe lokhu bese iqala yonke inqubo. Kulula njengophaya. 806 01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:30,500 -Ninesikhathi esingakanani nindawonye? -Amasonto ayisithupha. 807 01:10:30,667 --> 01:10:33,375 Amasonto ayisithupha, yebo. 808 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:38,583 Khona-ke akusho ukuthi awuyena isilungele lokhu, futhi lokho kulungile. 809 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:42,000 -Unawo umsebenzi? Ifulethi? -Cha. 810 01:10:42,167 --> 01:10:45,167 -Isifundo? -Ngiqede isikole samabanga aphezulu entwasahlobo edlule. 811 01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:51,042 Ngakho unempilo yakho yonke ngaphambi kwakho. Mhlawumbe ndawonye, ​​mhlawumbe hhayi. Kwazi bani? 812 01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:53,750 Ngokuzayo sebenzisa isivikelo, kulungile? 813 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:57,792 - Ngangisebenzisa ... -Nami ngangigqoke... 814 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,083 Ungakhathazeki... Ngabe kulungile, njenge... 815 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:06,458 Lisa, sithandwa, kulungile kakhulu. Yebo, kulungile. Ngoba khumbula: 816 01:11:07,417 --> 01:11:10,292 Ukuthi noma ngabe ucuphe ukukhetha 817 01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:13,500 futhi nakuba kungenzeka ukuthi yashesha 818 01:11:13,667 --> 01:11:19,875 Futhi naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi iqanda wathola sting ngendoda, uh, caviar 819 01:11:20,792 --> 01:11:24,708 Yebo, lukhona ngempela usizo olutholakalayo 820 01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:28,333 Ithi ngiyabonga, kodwa cha ngiyabonga, ngiyabonga noma kunjalo 821 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:33,833 Ngoba uma ungayizwa ke 822 01:11:34,042 --> 01:11:40,375 akuzwakali 823 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:44,375 Wonke umuntu angancela, futhi wonke umuntu angafuck 824 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,750 Wonke umuntu angakwazi ukugxumela, akhothe i-pussy futhi fuck 825 01:11:46,917 --> 01:11:49,125 Wonke umuntu angakhama akhiphe ifindo elilodwa noma amathathu 826 01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:52,250 Kodwa lokho akusho ukuthi kuwumqondo omuhle 827 01:11:54,042 --> 01:11:58,875 Maduze kuzoba nezigidi eziyizinkulungwane eziyishumi emhlabeni 828 01:11:59,083 --> 01:12:03,667 Inyama ebanga umsindo 829 01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:08,667 Ngakho-ke asicaciseni bakwethu, kukho konke ukungathí sina 830 01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:13,042 Mhlawumbe enye imbewu kufanele ivele ife 831 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:16,125 Uma kungezwakali, akuzwakali 832 01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:18,500 Kuhle ukuba ngumama, kuhle ukuba ubaba 833 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:22,000 Umbuzo ungaba nzima, kodwa inempendulo elula 834 01:12:22,167 --> 01:12:25,167 Uma kungezwakali, akuzwakali 835 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:29,500 Kunjalo-ke. Akukho lutho olungalungile ngalokho. Kumelwe kuzizwe kumnandi. 836 01:12:29,667 --> 01:12:34,208 Intombazane eningi ibilapha, Ngilale ebhentshini lami 837 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:39,167 ngoba ukwenza uthando kuvame akucatshangwa kahle ngaso sonke isikhathi 838 01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:45,208 Yebo, ungaba mpofu, futhi ungaceba 839 01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:52,333 kodwa kuzwakala kunzima kakhulu, vula emtholampilo wethu 840 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:56,000 Uma kungezwakali, akuzwakali 841 01:12:56,167 --> 01:12:58,500 Kuhle ukuba ngumama, kuhle ukuba ubaba 842 01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:00,792 Umbuzo ungaba nzima, kodwa inempendulo elula 843 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:05,875 -Uma kungezwakali - Akuzwakali! 844 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:12,000 Ngake ngasikhipha isisu ngisemncane futhi ngimuhle 845 01:13:12,167 --> 01:13:17,083 Ngangijabule kakhulu nge-dick, kodwa hhayi nhlobo kwencane 846 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:21,667 Futhi ngakhulelisa isisebenzi sasendizeni ngonyaka ka-2005 847 01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:26,417 Kwakuyisikhathi esihlukile, lapho kufanele ulole i-crochet hook 848 01:13:26,542 --> 01:13:28,750 Uma kungezwakali, akuzwakali 849 01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:31,083 Kuhle ukuba ngumama, kuhle ukuba ubaba 850 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:35,167 -zama nenja kuqala -Noma nihlala ndawonye njengombhangqwana 851 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:40,917 Kodwa akuzwakali kahle, cha, ke akuzwakali! 852 01:13:43,542 --> 01:13:48,125 Ziningi ezinye izinto ukuchitha impilo yakho phezu 853 01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:52,500 Cabanga ukuthi zingakanani izinto ezinhle eziku-Netflix, ukukhetha kunzima 854 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:57,292 Futhi uzobuya ngezinyawo zakho ngokushesha, kulula kakhulu! 855 01:13:57,458 --> 01:14:02,167 Nathi ezansi lapha bangaphezu kokwanele kwethu kungakhathaliseki 856 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:04,708 - Lapha ku-scrotum! - Hlabelela manje, nzalo! 857 01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:07,250 Lapha ku-scrotum! 858 01:14:07,417 --> 01:14:09,625 Lapha ku-scrotum! 859 01:14:09,792 --> 01:14:14,458 -O, nakhu kufika! - Lapha ku-scrotum! 860 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:20,583 Maduze kuzoba nezigidi eziyizinkulungwane eziyishumi emhlabeni 861 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:28,708 Inyama ephila ngokudla okungenamsoco kanye nokuhleba 862 01:14:28,875 --> 01:14:34,375 Umbuzo ungaba nzima, kodwa inempendulo elula 863 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:38,625 Akuzwakali kahle, 864 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:43,750 akuzwakali! 865 01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:55,000 Cha, cha, cha! Akuzwakali! Akuzwakali! O, ingane! 866 01:14:55,167 --> 01:14:58,375 Cha, awulungile 867 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:01,542 Kulungile, kulungile 868 01:15:01,708 --> 01:15:08,167 -Akudingeki ukuba uzizwe umnandi! -Isikhwama, isikhwama, isikhwama, isikhwama, isikhwama, isikhwama 869 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:17,208 - Ingabe kuzwakala kumnandi, noma? -Yebo, ngicabanga kanjalo. 870 01:15:17,375 --> 01:15:20,125 -Ngiyaxolisa. Cha, ngobani? 871 01:15:20,292 --> 01:15:22,500 Nguwe ohluphekayo. 872 01:15:22,625 --> 01:15:27,292 Wena wedwa kufanele udlule kulokhu, ngenxa yalokho esikwenzile. 873 01:15:27,458 --> 01:15:31,042 -Kodwa ulapha nami. - yonke indlela. 874 01:15:31,208 --> 01:15:34,667 -Yebo, ngakho angingedwa. -Cha. 875 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:39,417 -Pho...senzeni manje? - Awu, mhlawumbe imuvi? 876 01:15:39,542 --> 01:15:42,500 Yebo! Kulula. Kuthiwani ngeNkosi yamaRings? 877 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:46,583 Ngisanda kuthola uhlelo olukhethekile ku-blu-ray. Noma i-Star Wars! 878 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:50,083 -Eyokugcina isanda kuphuma nge-UHD. -Kumnandi! 879 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:53,125 -Kuthiwani ngawo wonke umuntu? -Konke? 880 01:15:53,292 --> 01:15:59,500 Leli philisi lizothatha izinsuku ezimbili ukusebenza. Kungani singavele silime sonke? 881 01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:01,792 Ukhona owake wakutshela 882 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:06,292 -ukuthi umangalisa kakhulu, intombazane enhle kakhulu ekhona? 883 01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:10,625 Uh, yebo. Impela njengemizuzwana emibili edlule. 884 01:16:10,792 --> 01:16:14,792 Ake siqale nge-Star Wars. Kodwa ngaluphi uhlelo? 885 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,583 Ngabe siqala ngonyaka wokukhiqiza, noma siqala ngesiqephu 1? 886 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:22,917 Singaphinda siqale kokulungile umugqa wesikhathi endaweni yonke ye-Star VVars. 887 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:27,375 Siqala ngesiqephu 1, bese sigxumela kuRogue One. 888 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:32,625 Cha, bese simkhohliwe u-Andor. Andor empeleni i-prequel ye-Rogue One. 889 01:16:32,792 --> 01:16:36,333 Futhi asikafiki kuMandalorian... 890 01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:45,625 Imibhalo engezansi: Elisabeth Enström Umbhalo wemidiya yesiSwidi