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Well, looks like Sammy's class needs a
new room, Mother.

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What happened to Valerie?

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They caught her making out with a
custodian.

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There's a merging of mustaches.

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Sorry to hold everybody up. I was
writing some checks.

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You were trimming your ear hair.

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If I take care of my body, it will take
care of me.

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All right, we're coming.

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Jimmy needs to get to the movies early.

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One time we were too late to stop for
snow caps. He rummaged through my purse

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and ate all my birth control.

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Logan owes his very existence to the guy
who stole our parking spot that night.

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Can I bring a jacket?

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You might as well. The theater's
probably going to be cold.

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Yeah, but sometimes it's not cold. And
then I've carried this thing all the way

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across the parking lot, through the
mall, just to drape it over an empty

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Well, I think it's worth that risk.

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And if I don't forget it in the theater,
I have to carry it all the way through

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the mall, back across the parking lot.
So don't bring it.

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I don't know.

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What is taking so long? I can't decide
whether to bring a jacket.

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Bring it.

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Okay, you're right.

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I really like that little girl's hair
from the movie last night.

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Which one? The cute one with the curly
hair or the demonic one who stabbed her

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parents?

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The demonic one.

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I think I should cut Emily's hair like
that.

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I like Emily's hair the way it is.

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Oh, that little girl's hair was so cute.

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Yeah, it looked good on her, but I don't
think it's going to look good on Emily.

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And besides, once you cut it, it's going
to take a long time to grow back. Yeah,

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but it's so much easier to take care of
when it's short.

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I mean, after a three -hour exorcism,
they didn't even have to comb it.

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Morning. Morning.

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Hey, Christine, do you remember that
little girl from the movie last night?

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Oh, you mean the one that skimped on the
butter flavoring?

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No, in the movie.

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The girl with the bob.

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I was thinking about cutting Emily's
hair like that. What do you think?

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No. Why?

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Because that girl had, like, a long,
skinny face, and Emily's got a nice

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round face.

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It's not the right look for her. That's
a good point.

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Thanks, Christine. Sure.

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Yeah, thanks from all of us. How do you
get her to listen to you like that?

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Well, she asked for my opinion. Yeah,
she asked for mine first. I told her the

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exact same thing you did, and she
completely ignored it.

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Yeah, well, that's the way marriage is,
Greg.

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You think it's any different at my
house? Jimmy hasn't listened to me in

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If he did, we wouldn't have invested in
500 rare beanie babies.

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I mean, it's crazy. We're married. I'm
her husband. She asks me what I think,

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and I tell her. She completely ignores
it. With you, it's a totally different

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story. You could get her to do anything
that you wanted to.

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Not anything.

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Still wears that hideous skort every
once in a while.

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Last night, she asked me if she should
be the new room mother at Sammy's

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What does it matter?

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She's not going to listen anyway, but
you could talk her out of it.

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Well, what's wrong with her being room
mother?

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Oh, she's just going to be at school all
the time, which means I'm going to have

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quite much to do around here. She's
going to be dealing with complaining

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and whining kids and bossy teachers.

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I could write this down on a note card
for when you talk to her.

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Me?

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No, no, no. I'm not going to manipulate
my own sister just because you want me

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to. It would be evil.

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Well, you manipulated her about the
haircut.

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I gave her my honest opinion, and my
honest opinion is that if Kim wants to

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to be room mother, then she should try
it.

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Christine, tell me if you think this is
a great idea.

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I'm thinking we should cement over the
backyard.

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What? That way, I won't ever have to
rake, mow, seed, or weed ever again.

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What do you think?

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I mean, I like our backyard the way it
is. I don't want to look out there and

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see nothing but gray.

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Well, then we'll paint it green.

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It's already green.

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Trust me, it's going to be awesome.
You're going to love it when it's done.

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Can you believe that? Yeah, that's the
way marriage is.

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You know, he might listen to someone
he's not married to.

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All right, Peyton, where do I sign?

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Hey. Wow.

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Looks like you're making some real
progress back here. Yeah, cement trucks

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arrive at any minute.

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By Monday morning, I will be erasing mow
the lawn off my to -do list and

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replacing it with relax on cement.

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Sounds great.

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Yeah, yeah. And I'm finally going to
have enough room back here to work on

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cars. You know how many junkers I can
fit back here?

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No one's going to have a better view of
your junkyard than me.

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I've got to admit, though, I'm kind of
surprised. I always thought you'd be the

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type that once you bought a house, you'd
want to, you know, have those

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Thanksgiving football games with the
boys back here, you know?

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I guess you're really not about that.

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Well, I guess we'll just go to the park.

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No more summer afternoons running
through the sprinklers for them, huh?

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Guess not.

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Well, there's a lot of things you can do
with the boys on cement.

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Uh -huh.

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You know, like hopscotch.

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Oh, oh, jacks and jacks.

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Wasn't for girls.

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Well, I guess you could always roller
skate back here.

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But, Greg, be honest with me. You think
this is a bad idea?

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Have you decided about the whole room
mother thing?

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Well, I've been thinking about it, and
the truth is, it's going to be

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Christine.

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I mean, I'll really get to be there with
Sammy as he learns, instead of just

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hearing about it at the dinner table at
night.

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And every night, I'll write down my
impressions in a journal, maybe glue in

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of Sammy's artwork along the way.

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And then years from now, I'll give it
all to him as a gift when he's lucky

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enough to have a child of his own.

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Kim, that sounds beautiful.

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You don't have time to be room mother.

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Yes, you did.

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You did it, too.

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We did it.

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I should have thought of this years ago.
I would have never had to take those

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stupid salsa lessons.

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And I wouldn't have a duvet cover with a
Stanley Cup on it.

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What should we tackle next?

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Oh, I know what I want. I want my
doorbell fixed. It has not worked since

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day we moved in. The Chinese food
delivery guy got so upset, he started

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a gong.

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Fine. Done. You know what I want? You
know all those frilly, cutesy pillows

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keeps all over the bed?

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Make them go away.

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I can do that. I mean, it takes me five
minutes to clear the decks before I even

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lay down, and then I get up in the
middle of the night, I'm tripping over

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pillows every step of the way. What's
with all the pillows?

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Easy, Seinfeld. I said I'd take care of
it.

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Hey, what's in there?

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I decided to get rid of all the pillows
on the bed.

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Really?

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Yeah. Christine and I were looking
through this magazine, and she pointed

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that all those pillows made the room
feel cluttered and claustrophobic.

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Oh, I'm going to miss them.

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Too bad, because they're out of here.

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That is a little sound I like to call
Mommy is smarter than Daddy.

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Huh? Huh?

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Huh? And Greg was going on and on this
morning about how I was no good with low

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-voltage electronics.

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You showed him, honey.

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Yeah. Hey, kids, check out what I found
in Greg and Kim's trash.

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or the doorbell? Just for the doorbell,
for the whole idea.

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Oh, I know.

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I'd given up on me and my wife having
any kind of equal partnership at home,

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thanks to your scheming and
manipulation, you have completely

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in marriage.

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That is so beautiful.

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So is there anything else I can do for
you?

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No, not really.

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You?

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Nah.

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Number one, talk Jimmy into getting a
pedicure.

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Gross.

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I know. Sometimes when we spoon, it's
more like a fork.

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Okay, fine. I'll do it. If you can talk
Kim into quitting her book club.

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Oh, I don't know, Greg. Kim loves that
book club.

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Yeah, but every Thursday night, that
used to be my poker night.

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You know, you might not want to hear
this, but everything you're asking for

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seems a little selfish. Well, of course
it's selfish. What do you think we're

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doing here, planning a fundraiser?

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I just want to get my doorbell fixed and
not get stabbed by my husband's feet.

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I'm just trying to stay alive.

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What?

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My wife keeps after her toes. I want to
play cards.

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How about I get Kim to let Soda back in
the house?

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I can get Sammy to do that.

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Can't get Sammy to tell her that having
sex three times a week is the key to a

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solid marriage.

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Three times a week, I'd have to cut
back.

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Oh, please. You're forgetting how close
together our houses are. Oh, God. Can

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you hear us?

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Yeah. You begging and her snoring.

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Toenails for poker. That's my final
offer.

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No, I'm not going to do it. It's wrong.

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Well, it's a little too late for
morality now. This is a dirty business,

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don't kid yourself, sister. You're in
just as deep as I am.

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I am trying to make things better for my
whole family, and you're just trying to

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make things better for yourself.

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Well, at least I'm not a self -righteous
hypocrite. No, you're a jerk.

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And you're full of crap.

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I am so done with this.

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Good luck sleeping with Edward
Scissorfeet.

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Oh, my God, Tim, this meal is delicious.

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How come your mom thought you had it
cooking, not Christine?

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She did.

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Took Christine out for her easy -bake
oven.

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Then she was just easy.

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Quite often baked.

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That's pretty funny, huh, you guys?

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Mm -hmm.

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Christine, I kind of expected you to
insult me back.

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Whatever.

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Does anyone want coffee? Or should we
just wait for dessert?

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I'd love a cup now.

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I think we should wait for dessert.
Yeah, let's wait for dessert.

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What are you doing?

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Sorry, my foot itches.

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Jimmy, we're eating, okay? Can you do
that somewhere else? Hey, we're done

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eating. Dinner's pretty much over. It's
okay. Relax.

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Take your shoe and sock off and have at
it.

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I was thinking about your whole room
mother situation.

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Well, that's ancient history, Christine.

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Kim's already turned that down.

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Oh, you did?

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You're the one who talked me out of it.
No, I know, but I've been thinking, and

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I might have come up with another
option.

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You'd still get the same experience of
watching Sammy grow, but you'd only have

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to give up one day a week.

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You could teach Sunday school.

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Huh? Yeah.

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And then Greg could watch Emily on
Sundays.

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Oh. Well, Greg was kind of counting on
playing golf on Sundays. Yeah, yeah.

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Well, but you wouldn't put... golf ahead
of the spiritual development of your

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children, would you, Greg?

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Of course not.

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Oh, if there's a God in heaven, you'll
put your shoe back on.

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How dare you?

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How dare I what?

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You know, we had a deal. We had an
understanding and it all went south. You

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behind my back and try to screw me just
because you have a guilty conscience.

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I don't have a guilty conscience. I just
wanted to screw you.

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Oh, yeah, well, I can have the cement
truck back here in no time. I can have

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Jimmy cement the front yard, too.

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I'll tell Kim about the pillows.

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Bing -bong!

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Bing -bong!

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I'll tell Kim about that time at work
you got a call from your old girlfriend.

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Oh, time out.

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a second, honey, and see, that's how you
get them to bloom.

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Oh.

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You guys have been acting weird all
night. I want to know what is going on.

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What is going on out here?

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They say they're out here in the middle
of the night watering.

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Oh. Okay.

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Good night.

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We shouldn't have done it, okay? We
shouldn't have gone behind your backs.

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I can't believe you two would manipulate
me and Jimmy like this.

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I honestly don't know what to say.

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Me neither.

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Usually I'm the one apologizing.

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This time I didn't do anything wrong.

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I did not do anything wrong.

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I just got really frustrated, okay?

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You won't ever listen to me, Kim.

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Listen to you about what?

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Listen to me about everything.

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You wouldn't listen to me about Emily's
haircut.

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You wouldn't listen to me about cable
versus satellite.

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And you wouldn't listen to me when I
wanted to buy Jordan cowboy boots.

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Who's Jordan?

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That's what I wanted to name Sammy, but
who's listening?

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I thought you liked the name Sammy.

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That was me. Aha!

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See? You ask my opinion on everything
and then completely ignore it and do

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whatever Christine says to do. That is
not true.

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That is kind of true, Kim.

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Okay, maybe it's a little bit true. Say
you're doing it right now!

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Hey, hey, hey, hang on, everybody. Let's
just, come on, let's just take a deep

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breath.

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Remember what's important.

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That I didn't do anything wrong.

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But you did. I mean, you both theme roll
over us all the time.

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It's like you guys don't even hear us
when we disagree with you.

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I'm supposed to apologize now?

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Well, that'd be nice.

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What do you think, Christine?

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Oh, my God.

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I am doing it.

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Greg, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, too.

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I really am.

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Christine, I'm sorry I do the same thing
to you. Really, I'm sorry.

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Oh, I'm sorry, too.

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And, uh, I'm sorry to you, Kim. I mean,
I was having a problem in my own

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marriage, and I was willing to screw you
to solve it, and I was wrong.

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Well, I accept your apology.

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Well, I guess there's only one thing
left to say.

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What's that, Greg?

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I am so glad this is all over.

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What? Well, I just think that there's
one more apology owed someone.

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Oh, God, Jimmy, fine.

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Fine. I apologize.

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Apology not accepted!

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How dare she not accept my apology?

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Take it easy.

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I haven't seen you this upset since I
replaced Steve with Joe on Blue's Clues.

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Maybe I should put my apology in the
refrigerator. I've never seen him have a

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problem taking anything from there.

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What the hell is going on now?

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What the hell are you doing? I'm
boarding up the gate. In the middle of

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night? Yeah, that's right. I'm not going
to be able to sleep until I know that

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our properties are no longer connected.

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Well, apparently no one can with all the
noise you just woke him up.

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Sorry, Kim.

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She doesn't accept your apology.

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Jimmy. Oh.

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What the hell are you doing back here?
I'm closing up this gate for good. And

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God, I've been waiting my whole life to
say this. Get off my land.

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That would carry a little more weight if
that wasn't my nail gun.

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Why didn't you accept my apology?

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No, you didn't mean it.

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You accepted Christine.

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She thinks she meant it. No, I know she
didn't mean it.

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But you accepted it.

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Because one day I'm going to... to have
to apologize to her when I don't mean

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it, and I'm going to need her to accept
that.

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That's what happens in a marriage
sometimes.

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That's why Kim accepted your apology.

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No, she believed me.

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No, she didn't. She's just playing the
game.

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Yeah, well, maybe it works like that
when you're married, but Kim accepted

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Christine's apology. You should have
accepted mine. They're sisters.

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Yeah, and what are we, Jimmy?

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You know what? That's a good question.

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After all these years, you can scheme
behind my back, lie right to my face,

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you know what we are?

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We're nothing.

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We're just two guys and married sisters.

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That's not true. Yeah, really.

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Well, Jimmy, we see each other every
day.

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So what?

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We're raising our kids together. We
practically live in each other's house.

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week I tucked Sammy into bed and didn't
realize it was actually Logan until he

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prayed for the Lakers to cover the
spread.

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That's got nothing to do with you and
me.

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That's just logistics, you know?

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It's more than that.

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I mean, you just look at my life the
past six years and how it's all changed.

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mean, it's changed.

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Everything's changed.

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And you've got to admit, I've loosened
up a little bit. You know, I've learned

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to go with the flow and not take life so
serious. And for the first time ever,

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I'm happy. I mean, I truly, truly have
learned to enjoy myself.

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And where do you think I learned that,
Jimmy?

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You're not just my brother -in -law.

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You're my brother.

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Guess I should take these planks down,
huh?

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00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,760
Yeah.

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Sorry you had to waste all that wood.

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00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,240
Yeah.

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What is that, cake?

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00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:17,110
Yeah.

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00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,530
Where the hell's my picnic tape?

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Where was I going to find wood planks at
three in the morning?

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They're fine. They didn't even wake up.
What was that noise?

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I don't know. We should go check on
everything.

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00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,860
That's a pretty big one.

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00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,560
Good thing we paid to have the house
retrofitted. Imagine if we hadn't.

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Is the guest house okay?