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This thing is amazing.

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Keeps the hot things hot.

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And keeps the cold things cold.

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Try to keep the dry things dry.

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So I heard through the grapevine,
Savitsky's looking for a new assistant.

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Yeah, so?

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So what about Christine?

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I miss working at the same studio as
her. Jimmy, Christine already works for

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president of Radford Studios.

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Coming over to Melrose would just be a
lateral move.

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Yeah, but it's not about the job, Greg.
It's about getting the old group back

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together. Jimmy, we're employees at a
movie studio, not Van Halen.

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We just ask him, okay?

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Savitsky needs an assistant, and he
already knows Christine is perfect.

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I don't know if you want Christine
working for Savitsky.

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The man's hit on every assistant he's
ever had. Yeah, and they all settled out

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of court for thousands of dollars.

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Christine can cry on cue, Greg.

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And the house needs a copper re -pipe.

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You got

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a second, Mr. Savitsky? Sure, just

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paying some bills. You know, you'd save
yourself a lot of time and trouble if

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you'd just do that banking online.

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No, I could have saved myself a lot of
time and trouble if I didn't marry the

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three crazy women who'll be cashing
these checks.

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What's on your mind, Warner?

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It's my sister -in -law, Christine,
actually.

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You remember her, right?

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Are you kidding? Jimmy's wife?

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I love that whole family.

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I once let them live in my guest house.

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Well, technically, you don't have to
love them to let them do that.

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True story.

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You think if I make this check out to
money -grubbing whore number two, the

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will clear it?

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Anyway, Mr.

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Savitsky, I only bring up Christine
because she's now working with Paul

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as an assistant over at Radford Studios,
and I thought maybe you'd consider

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hiring her to work with you.

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What? She's working for Mercer? He hired
her after I left with you.

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I don't need her here, but I do need her
right where she is, privy to everything

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going on at Radford.

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I'm not sure I understand.

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Wow, I thought Jimmy was the slow one.

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Look, our business is powered by
information. The more we know about our

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competition, the better. If you can get
Christine to pass on information about

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what's going on at Radford Studios, we'd
be unstoppable.

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You want her to be a spy? It sounds a
little sneaky.

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Sneaky? Of course it's sneaky, Warner!

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It's also how every studio in this town
operates.

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Let's not forget, it was Mercer and his
toady Mike Worley that fired us all to

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begin with.

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That is true. That's true.

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Trust me. You pull this off, and you
will have my sincere appreciation.

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And I am a very loyal person, as well as
a very vindictive person.

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Loyal, vindictive.

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Vindictive, loyal.

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Whatever you want to do.

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But I put Jimmy in charge of remote
control so he would feel included.

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Well, Christine, I haven't seen you for
a while. What's new at work?

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Nothing, really. Same old, same old.

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Really? Well, I've been gone for about
three months now, so I'm sure there's

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to be something new going on.

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Well, actually, Starbucks set up these
carts around the lot now. Anytime you

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want, you can get a latte.

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Huh.

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How about that?

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What else is going on?

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Hey, do they have Frappuccinos and
frozen stuff? Because I thought at the

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they don't have blenders. No, they
don't. They don't. It's a hot drink.

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It's a hot drink, okay? It's a hot
drink.

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So what else is going on?

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Well, uh, remember the vending machine
in the executive building?

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Gone. Now you just take a snack and
leave the money in the basket. But why

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anyone buy those snacks when there's a
Starbucks cart?

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I mean, don't they have, like, muffins
and scones and biscotti? What part of

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just hot drinks do you not understand?

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Hey, you need to... another grown -up.
Daddy came to that jello by the sink and

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now he has a tummy ache.

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It wasn't jello. I just finished
defatting the chicken soup.

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I told him chicken jello sounded weird.

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You know, there are some days over at
Radford Studios that I really miss.

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So what's happening on the entertainment
side of things?

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Well, there is this one new thing that
everybody is talking about.

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Really, what is it?

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Once a week, they have free lunches and
outdoor entertainment. Last week, we had

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a Sha Na Na tribute band.

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Yeah. Next week, Sha Na Na.

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Wow.

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How about that?

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This is kind of nice, talking about
stuff with you.

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How was your day at work?

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Not bad.

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I think tomorrow's going to suck.

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You wanted to see me?

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Shut that door. Oh, God.

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Well?

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What? What'd you find out?

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Oh, about Radford?

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No, about whether my boggy prostate
needs to be milked or not.

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Of course, Radford!

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Now, give me the info and don't spare
any details.

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Well,

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the studio doesn't deal with the coffee
trucks anymore. They have these carts

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set up.

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Good, good. What else?

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The snack system has changed. It's on
the honor system now.

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Go on.

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And they have these different
restaurants set up outside once a week

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Na.

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So snacks on the honor system, coffee
and outdoor dining.

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handing out bagels?

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Get me something I can use.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just... I don't want excuses.

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I want release dates.

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I want stars they're about to sign.

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Strategies. Something that can actually
help me.

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I'll try. I'll try.

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You'll do more than try.

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Now you go back to your sister -in -law
and milk her for information.

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Or you'll be milking something else
around here.

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the usual. How was your day?

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Good, except the brakes on the minivan
are really squealing.

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Oh, they can't be good. And Christine,
how about you?

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Anything interesting happen today?

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Not really. And there's kind of a
burning smell.

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Honey, Christine was in the middle of
something.

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No, I was finished.

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That's funny.

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You know who I just finished talking to?

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George Savitsky says to say hello.

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Really?

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Oh, that's sweet of him. Back when we
worked together, the only time he was

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friendly is when he wanted something.

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He wants something.

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What? I want you to give him a hand with
something.

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From his track record, I can guess where
he wants me to put that hand.

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Christine, this is great. He wants you
to come work with us. No, no. He just

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thinks Christine can be helpful to the
studio if she passes along a little

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information from Radford.

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Are you asking me to be a...

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Bye? Mr. Savitsky said he'd be very
appreciative.

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The answer is no, Greg, all right? It's
completely unethical.

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Oh, I am not going to sit here and be
lectured on ethics by the woman who

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a pillow under her shirt so she can park
at the expected mother spot at the

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mall.

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I was meeting Jimmy for lunch, all
right? I may not have been pregnant on

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way in, but I very well could have been
on the way out.

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Well,

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I'm sorry, Kim, but sometimes that's the
way the business world works.

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I don't see what the big deal is. I
mean, Savitsky's always been very

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to us. Yeah, and with us, too. And he's
made it very clear that life is going to

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be unpleasant for me unless we can get
you to do this for us.

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Look, the bottom line is I worked at
Radford, all right? They pay me, and I

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not going to screw them.

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If Savitsky can't understand that, then
you can tell him where to shove it.

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Well, I'm afraid it's going to be a
little crowded up there.

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Hey. No.

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Don't turn around. Just keep driving.
What are you doing back there? I got

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something for you. Yeah, I hope it's a
change of pants.

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I got some information out of Christine.

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What? How?

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You know, just in the husband and wife
end of day kind of conversation.

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I actually listened this time.

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Jimmy, you sure you want to do this?
Hey, you've been great to us, Greg.

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And so has Mr. Savitsky. Without you two
guys, we wouldn't have anything.

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Maybe Christine thinks there's something
more important than that, but I don't.

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Well, thank you, Jimmy.

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So what did she have to say?

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She says the studio's big summer horror
movie looks like a bomb.

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Really? Yeah, she says they're going to
push it back and dump it in the fall.

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Oh, that's incredible. So Vitsky's going
to flip.

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But why did you have to tell me from the
back seat?

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I just think that now that I'm the
pipeline to this information, we

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seen together.

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But we're together all the time.

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Yeah.

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I think we should cut that way down,
too.

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If you insist.

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Got some big news out of Radford.

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What'd they do now? Sweep from oatmeal
to cream of wheat?

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What is it?

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The summer horror movies stink, so
they're dumping it in the fall.

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Christine tell you this? Not exactly.
Christine told Jim. The less I know, the

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better. I have to stay squeaky clean on
this, Warner.

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Next week, I'm being honored by the Boy
Scouts of America.

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Now, what else do we got on these
bastards?

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That's it for today.

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Put more tomorrow.

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I'll try, Scouts Honor.

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This is fantastic. Now, we can release
our horror movie early.

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Nice going, Warner.

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Wow, sir, that's the first time I think
you've ever given me a hug.

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Oh, crap, you gonna sue me now?

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Of course not.

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Well, good, because I just finished
paying off my legal fees from last

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Christmas party.

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Apparently, if you're going to have
women sit on your lap and ask them if

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they've been naughty, you better be
dressed up like Santa.

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Hey, there you are. How are you?

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Oh, I've been late. I'm okay.

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You're late?

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Relax. I'm late coming home from work.

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And in bed, and there's chicken
Florentine on the stove.

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You made that?

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No, Kim made it. I watched it. Didn't
seem that hard.

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I mean, this is so sweet of you.

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Well, you know what? You deserve it.

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So, you know, just relax. Tell me about
your day.

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Oh, God, we've got this huge movie
hanging by a thread.

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Oh, yeah?

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It's so complicated.

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You don't have a drink. I'll get you a
drink.

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So what's the big complicated story?

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is interested.

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Oh, Brad Pitt. Yeah, he's good.

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Yeah.

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But he won't commit unless James L.
Brooks directs. James L.

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Brooks. Okay, yeah.

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And then Samuel L. Jackson co -stars.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Samuel L. Jackson's
good.

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But, you know, Brooks won't direct
unless he's got a 90 -day shooting

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and an $80 million budget.

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Oh. Yeah, 90 million, 80 pussy.

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Yep.

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Yeah. Where's my drink?

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It's coming right up.

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The Brad Pitt movie is hanging by a
thread.

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He wants James L. Brooks, Samuel L.
Jackson, 80 days, 90 million budget.

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Pitt's got 24 hours to commit.

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Got it. Good.

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You know, I'm really starting to get
comfortable back here.

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And I've been thinking, if I went to bed
in here the night before, I could get

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like an extra hour of sleep.

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I could shower at night, I could sleep
in my uniform, and then, you know. Oh,

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great. Took me five years to get you out
of my house. Now you're going to live

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in my car.

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throw a Zen garden through the window
again?

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He's pretty upset.

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Our Brad Pitt movie is dead because he
got an offer from Melrose Studios to do

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another film.

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Sir, what if we recast with Matt Damon?

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Sorry, sir, I meant to say Orlando
Bloom.

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How about Jude Law?

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Holy jeez!

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Should we go rescue the fish?

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Screw the fish! It's every man for
himself.

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I don't see what the big deal is. We
lose actors all the time.

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It's Melrose.

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They've never been interested in Brad
Pitt.

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If I didn't know better, I'd say they
were just trying to screw us.

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Well, maybe they are trying to screw us.
But how could they?

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No one else knew anything about this,
except him, me, and you.

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Savinsky had no way of knowing what we
were doing.

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What? Jimmy Fallon.

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Ah.

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Before I suggest Jimmy Fallon, does a
boss still have that African spear on

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wall?

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What a day.

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Well, come here. Sit down. Relax.

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Let your husband take care of you.

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Worker's really bad today, huh?

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Oh, yeah.

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Not.

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Really? Yeah. Brad Pitt bailed out of
our movie.

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Oh.

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That's too bad.

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Well, what are you going to do? I mean,
that guy clearly has commitment

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problems.

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You know, that wasn't even the crazy
part of the day.

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Oh, really? Something else happened?

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Yeah. Mercer fell in love with a new
project.

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Yeah, I think he's gone insane. We're
doing a remake of Gone with the Wind.

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What's crazy about that?

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We're doing it with chimpanzees.

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Really? Yeah, I know.

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Full length and everything.

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I guess the bigger the monkey, the
better, right?

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The movie's full length, Jimmy.

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Excuse me, Mr.

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Savitsky. Please, Warner, call me
George.

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Okay, well, then you call me Greg.

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No, thanks.

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So, what do you got for me, Warner?

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Well, George, I think you're going to
want to sit down for this.

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This is going to be good.

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All right, let me have it, Warner.

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The remaking Gone with the Wind using
chimpanzees.

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Wow, a monkey crew.

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That's one way to get around the unions.

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If they schlepped them up to Vancouver,
I bet they could shoot that thing for

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next to nothing.

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Not the crew, the cast.

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Chimps?

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Harlot and Rhett?

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Most romantic couple in cinema history?

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Picking nits off each other?

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This is either the most brilliant or the
worst idea I've ever heard.

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00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:34,490
Well, it'd be cheap to make, and people
do love monkeys.

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They do love monkeys.

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You go to the zoo, where are the biggest
crowds? The monkey house.

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And there, half of them are usually
playing with themselves.

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We're going to beat them to the punch.

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We're going to make our own monkey
classic.

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I want you to get right to work on this,
Warner.

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Lock up every monkey in town.

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You really want to make a monkey movie?

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I know this movie sounds like a giant
thinking ship, but so did the movie

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the giant thinking ship.

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Theater's full of people rooting for the
Titanic not to sink.

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Explain that to me.

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This is so funny.

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00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,890
That's so funny.

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What? It says here in Variety that your
studio's doing a monkey movie.

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Oh, that is funny.

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That's not the funny part.

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Visky must have found out that my
studio's doing a monkey movie, and he

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to do one first.

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Oh, now I get it.

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That is funny.

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Ha -ha.

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Still not the funny part.

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What's the funny part? My studio's not
doing a monkey movie.

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But you told me that you were gonna...
Yes, I did, to see if you would say

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something, and you did.

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00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:54,950
Now that's funny.

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Wait, you lied to me? No, no, no. Don't
even try it.

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00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:05,640
We would not even have a roof over our
heads if it wasn't for Greg and

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I wouldn't have a job. You wouldn't have
a job. Our kids wouldn't be going to

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the school they're going to. What's more
important than that?

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I'm your wife.

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But if I disagree with the way that
you... Then you come talk to me. You

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go behind my back.

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00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,320
All right? I should never have to
question that what I say to you in

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stays between us.

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All right? That's what a marriage is,
and that's what my marriage is going to

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be. Do you understand?

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And we're not going to have this
conversation again.

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Okay, then.

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And one more thing. You and Greg are
going to go into Savitsky's office and

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you're going to explain to him what
happened. I will, I promise.

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Thank you.

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00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,840
Oh, man, Savitsky's going to be so mad
when he finds out that movie was a fake.

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00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,720
Just find a three -picture deal with the
San Diego Zoo.

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00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:11,550
God. There they are, my men of the hour.

348
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:14,790
I got big things planned for you guys.

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You know, Warner, I think you're going
to be very happy around Christmas time.

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And Jimmy, this key opens every vending
machine on the lot.

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That's very nice, but we have something
to tell you. Let me just hold it just

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once.

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Okay, go ahead.

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00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:48,590
We found out that Bradford's not doing
Gone with the Wind with chimpanzees.

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What are they using?

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00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:53,030
Gorillas?

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Baboons? Lemurs?

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00:19:56,890 --> 00:20:00,450
They're not making it at all. We were...
We were duped.

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00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:04,010
What? Christine suspected I was the
leak, so she tricked me.

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00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:05,830
I don't believe it.

361
00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:10,590
Thanks to you two, I'm going to be
humiliated in front of the whole town.

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Everyone's going to think I went insane.

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00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,300
I know. It's a terrible situation,
George.

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00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,920
Who the hell are you calling George?

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What are we supposed to do?

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00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,440
Well, there's only one thing we can do.

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Go ahead and make the movie.

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00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,500
We back out now, we'll be the
laughingstocks of Hollywood.

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00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,640
All right, then. Maybe it'll turn out
great.

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00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,560
Well, you'll be the first to know.

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Because you're going to be on the set
the whole time, overseeing each and

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monkey. And you can start by cleaning up
after that one that was just in here.

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00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,040
You want a chocolate?

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00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,940
My mama always said, life was like a box
of chocolates.

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00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,780
Who knows? It just might work.

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00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,260
Yeah.