1 00:00:02,589 --> 00:00:04,530 Wow, you finished vacuuming out your car already? 2 00:00:04,770 --> 00:00:08,270 I couldn't even get started. Jimmy's out on his front lawn chatting with every 3 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:09,390 neighbor that passes by. 4 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:11,250 And if I don't join in, I'm a jerk. 5 00:00:11,570 --> 00:00:14,470 Hey, Richie! Oh, look, he's got another one. 6 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,430 This guy doesn't even live in the neighborhood. 7 00:00:16,790 --> 00:00:18,530 No, that's Richie Huebner. He lives right over there. 8 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:20,830 I thought the guy that lived over there had a beard. 9 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:22,090 Greg, that guy died. 10 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:27,150 When? Remember the day you were complaining about the ambulance blocking 11 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:28,150 driveway? 12 00:00:28,870 --> 00:00:31,490 The point is, I'm never going to get my car cleaned. 13 00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:34,910 I think you're making a big deal out of nothing. Big deal? Kim, it's 14 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,410 excruciating. Listen for yourself. 15 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:40,050 Well, you two sure picked a great day for a ride. Clear skies. 16 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:41,410 Not too windy. 17 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:42,609 Moderate breeze. 18 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,410 Yeah. I'd say a gentle breeze. 19 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:45,670 You're probably right. 20 00:00:47,190 --> 00:00:50,750 A little hazy this morning. Did you see that? I did. Yeah. Was it around 10, 21 00:00:50,810 --> 00:00:51,850 1030? Yeah. 22 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:54,030 It burned off. I saw that. 23 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:59,470 I mean, that's why they don't have two weathermen on the news. 24 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,109 Our neighbors. 25 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:05,890 Maybe after eight years, you should start talking to them, too. I don't want 26 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:06,890 talk to them. Why? 27 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:11,890 Come on, Kim. With all the hours I put in at work, I barely have any time to 28 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:12,950 spend with the kids. 29 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:14,370 And you. 30 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:15,550 Aw. 31 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:18,210 Hey, I left my cell phone on the driveway. Would you go get it? 32 00:01:18,530 --> 00:01:19,530 No. 33 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:22,070 You know, it is weird to hide from the neighbors. 34 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:25,110 You know, when I go running, I wave and smile and say hello. 35 00:01:25,390 --> 00:01:28,550 Well, I'm happy that you're friendly with them. That way, I don't have to be. 36 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:30,310 Frank. 37 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,100 What did your parents do to you? 38 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,320 God. 39 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,420 Look! What's up, Marty? 40 00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:41,580 Hey, hey. Got a little pie for you, man. Oh, look at you. 41 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:42,860 Thank you, dude. 42 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:46,000 All right. See you, Marty. Take care, man. Thank you. 43 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,160 A pie? 44 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:51,400 Someone just gave him a pie. 45 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,340 I've lived here for eight years, not one pie. 46 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,180 Greg, we got a pie when we moved in. 47 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,740 I believe your response was, we're not eating this. We don't know where it's 48 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:01,740 been. 49 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,000 We're going for a run. 50 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:09,720 Hey, Kim. Hey, Richie. Hey, Kim, as long as you're out there, could you... Thank 51 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,720 you. 52 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:13,060 Family, family, it's family, yeah. 53 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:14,660 Yeah, 54 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:15,780 yeah. 55 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:22,220 Marty, Celia, Richie, I think we live on the best street in the world. I love 56 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:23,220 meeting all the neighbors. 57 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,380 But didn't you meet them when you were living in our guest house? 58 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:30,870 I thought they'd all have gone on it because of the poor people living in 59 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:31,870 guest house. 60 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:36,310 I've got to say, it's much nicer to be given a pie because we look friendly and 61 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:37,330 not because we look hungry. 62 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:42,990 Yep, now we're all equal. We're just a bunch of homeowners standing outside 63 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:43,990 shooting the breeze. 64 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:46,650 Is that a moderate breeze or a gentle breeze, Jimmy? 65 00:02:48,530 --> 00:02:51,910 Was that great? I just don't get it, Jimmy. All that small talk with the 66 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:56,510 neighbors. I mean, how about the weather to the polite code for I have nothing 67 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,510 to say? 68 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:00,680 I do have something to say about the weather. 69 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,700 Jimmy can talk about the weather for hours, and that's just here in L .A. 70 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,700 there is no weather. 71 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,540 We should have seen him when we lived in Maryland. 72 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:14,140 Yeah, back in Maryland this one time at a bus stop, I talked for 20 minutes 73 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:15,140 about the flood. 74 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:22,440 At the end, people were clapping. 75 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:28,730 Cindy and Mel loved your story about the blizzard of 87. 76 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:31,670 Yeah, yeah, you know what? They made me tell it to Frank and Lisa at the Shays' 77 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:33,250 barbecue. Shays had a barbecue? 78 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,170 Who are the Shays? 79 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:39,230 Greg, the Shays live 50 feet from this table. 80 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,970 Oh, the Shays, the Shays, good people. 81 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:45,590 Were there many other couples from the street there? 82 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,450 Not as many as there were at the Henderson's last Sunday. 83 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,410 What's going on? How many parties have you guys been to lately? 84 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:53,910 I don't know, a few. 85 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:56,580 What's the difference? I thought you guys didn't care about this stuff. We 86 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:57,580 don't. I do. 87 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:01,320 It sounds like there's a whole social life going on in this neighborhood that 88 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:02,320 know nothing about. 89 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:05,420 Well, don't worry about it. Jimmy and Christine can always fill us in. 90 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:09,420 You know, that's the attitude that's keeping us from being invited anywhere. 91 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,420 You're so antisocial. People think you don't like them. 92 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,880 I like them plenty as long as they keep the hell away from me. 93 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:27,280 Nothing happened, Kim. I do it every day at work. 94 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:28,860 Nice tie. 95 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,020 Mondays, huh? 96 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:31,580 Working hard, hardly working. 97 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,800 Eckhart seems nice. 98 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:36,000 Yeah, I like him, too. 99 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:37,440 Well, he's a fake. 100 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,300 Well, if you can fake it at work, you can fake it here, too. I'm not letting 101 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,740 drive the neighbors away anymore. 102 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:45,960 That's it. We're having a barbecue. 103 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,560 Here? 104 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,800 Kim, you know, once we invite them into our home, that's it. They're in for 105 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,800 life. 106 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,050 Okay, okay. 107 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:57,210 How about Saturday? 108 00:04:58,030 --> 00:04:59,030 Saturday's fine. 109 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:00,150 Saturday's no good. 110 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:02,710 What? Is there another party we're not invited to? 111 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:04,750 No, 60 % chance of rain Saturday. 112 00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:12,930 I have got to eat something. 113 00:05:14,510 --> 00:05:16,110 Not until the guests get here. 114 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:19,470 Christine, the invitation said 1 o 'clock. It's 3 .30, okay? 115 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:23,850 We don't eat soon. It'll be time for dinner, and I won't have had my lunch. 116 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,360 You never get back the meals you miss, Kristen. 117 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,400 You never get them back. 118 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,840 It's an open house. People will come. 119 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:37,180 One chip. 120 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:40,060 Fine. Just don't mess anything up. Thank you. 121 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:05,650 What? I told you not to mess anything up. Look at the dip. You left a divot. 122 00:06:08,510 --> 00:06:11,190 Oops. Well, I will replace my divot. 123 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:50,430 you could have one chip, and you've now had three. 124 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:53,190 Yep. 125 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:58,930 I might let you do something. I was scheming to get more. That is not true. 126 00:06:59,210 --> 00:06:59,929 Oh, yeah? 127 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:02,030 How did a back rub turn into a feckin' kid? 128 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:07,030 Who's here? Nobody. 129 00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:08,670 Kim's just checking the doorbell again. 130 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:14,250 Well, we gave it a shot. 131 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:17,330 You guys could hear that, right? 132 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,120 Yeah, yeah, we heard it. 133 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,300 Kim, I think we just have to face facts. 134 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,320 I'll get it. Okay, it's going to be fun, honey. 135 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,380 I swear, if they spend more than 30 minutes here, I'm going to tell them our 136 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,380 got out. 137 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,560 I'll give you 10 bucks to get behind the fence and bark. 138 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,340 Hey, our first guests are here. 139 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,680 Hey, so glad you could make it. This is Will and Tammy. 140 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:44,900 Hi. This is my husband. 141 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,840 My sister Christine and her husband Jimmy. 142 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,840 They live next door. Oh, nice to meet you all. You have a beautiful home. 143 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,760 Oh, I'm surprised we haven't met before. Oh, that's because we just moved in on 144 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,220 Monday. Thank you so much for inviting us. It's been really hard not knowing 145 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:57,560 of our neighbors for a whole week. 146 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,340 Oh, that must be awful. 147 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,140 So, where are all the neighbors? 148 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,140 Yeah, we're not quite sure. 149 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,500 Hey, this isn't that day that you set the clock back three hours, is it? 150 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,860 Will, Tammy, jump right in. There's burgers. 151 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:21,750 coleslaw dinner rolls. 152 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:25,350 Again, thank you so much for coming. 153 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:37,030 Greg, would you like to offer our guests a beer? I would like that. I would like 154 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:38,570 that very much. Would you like a beer? 155 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:42,130 Yeah, I'll take one. Oh, me too. Oh, super. I'll have one. Eat it yourself. 156 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,130 not an octopus. 157 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:48,110 Did you invite many people, Kim? Oh, everyone in the block. 158 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,560 But, you know, maybe there's traffic. 159 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,860 But they live on the block. 160 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,200 They could be coming from somewhere else. 161 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:10,880 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap. I don't know why they haven't shown up 162 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,100 But, you know, what can you do? 163 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,960 You plan a party. You spruce up your home. 164 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,440 Rent all the decorations. 165 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:22,180 You handwrite on each invitation because you think these people are worth it. 166 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,480 And then, Kim. 167 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,560 Um, maybe we should go. 168 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,260 Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, Tammy. I'm sorry. I don't know why I just lost it 169 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:39,860 there for a second. It's okay, Kim. Look, you seem nice, but obviously 170 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:42,640 something going on between your neighbors and you. Oh, no, no, no. It's 171 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,680 It's Greg. 172 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:45,080 They hate Greg. 173 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,660 But he's been getting better. I mean, you saw it. 174 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,760 Besides, all we want is to be part of the neighborhood. 175 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:02,580 Well, that's all we want, too. 176 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,240 Stop them! 177 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,820 We might as well face it. No one else is coming. 178 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:29,730 people tracking dirt through our house and no one clogged up one of our 179 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,110 Uh, actually... 180 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:39,090 Please tell 181 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:40,410 me you tracked dirt through the house. 182 00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:50,350 You know, I can't believe this. All this time, I thought that my problem was 183 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,470 that you didn't like the neighbors. 184 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:53,590 My real problem is they don't like... 185 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:58,000 Why wouldn't the neighbors like me? They don't even know me. How could they know 186 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,800 you? You never talk to them. You don't even take the garbage cans out to the 187 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,260 curb unless you're wearing those bulky headphones. 188 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:05,740 They're not even plugged into anything. 189 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,220 Yeah, I think they figured that out. 190 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:15,560 Jimmy, I need your help. 191 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:21,920 Okay, I can probably get some of this cornbread down, but that's about it. 192 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:28,770 help winning the neighbors back. 193 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,070 I feel terrible. 194 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,890 I feel like I messed up something really important to Kim. 195 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:34,510 Well, what do you want me to do? 196 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:37,330 Well, I don't know. You're always out on the front lawn chatting with them. 197 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:38,550 Maybe you could talk me up a little. 198 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:41,210 Look, people aren't going to believe me. They got to see that from you. 199 00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:45,110 Well, then throw a big party over at your house. Everyone will show up and I 200 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:46,110 win them over there. 201 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:50,130 I don't know, Greg. Come on, Jimmy. 202 00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,330 All right, fine. 203 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,980 But listen, if you're really serious about making friends with the neighbors, 204 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,680 then you're going to have to work on your small talk. 205 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,280 Ugh, I just hate it so much. 206 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,980 I mean, if I'm going to have to talk to people, I'd like to at least talk about 207 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:05,980 something interesting. 208 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Like what? 209 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,080 I don't know, like the European Union. I mean, are they going to hold it 210 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,080 together or what? 211 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,480 Oh, my God, what kind of party would this be? 212 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,680 I'm on my third beer, this guy wants to talk about Japan. 213 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,040 is not in the European Union. 214 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,860 See what happens when we do it your way? People just end up feeling stupid. 215 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,680 Well, just so I don't have to talk about the weather. Oh, no, you're going to 216 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,680 talk about the weather. 217 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,060 Yeah. And you're going to talk about which neighbor's cat had kittens. 218 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,560 And then you're going to talk about the weather some more. 219 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,300 Because those are the things that normal people like me and your neighbors would 220 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,300 like to talk about. 221 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,580 Well, maybe you're not giving your neighbors enough credit. Maybe if you 222 00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:55,720 them a chance, they would love to talk about something interesting. 223 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,720 Yeah, I doubt it. But you know what? 224 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,700 Let's find out tomorrow morning. 225 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,960 My front lawn. 226 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,600 Fine. I'll be there. But I must warn you, there's one or two neighbors that 227 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,720 might be under the impression that I don't speak English. 228 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,180 Hey, hey, Frank. 229 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,440 Jimmy, can you believe this heat? 230 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,659 Yeah. 231 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:17,660 High pressure front. 232 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:18,960 You said it. 233 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:20,860 Hey, well, look who it is. Hey. 234 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,540 Have you met my brother -in -law, Greg? 235 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:23,880 I don't think so. 236 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:24,940 How you doing, Greg Warner? 237 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,400 Frank White. I'll tell you, Greg is the greatest. He is generous, he is kind, 238 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,460 and he let Christian and I live in his guest house for four years. 239 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,880 Really? That's really something. 240 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,319 Where was that? 241 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,900 Here, I lived here. I lived at that house right next door. 242 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:39,820 Oh. 243 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,380 What happened to that nice single mother who used to live there? 244 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,400 Kim, was it? That's my wife. 245 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,920 Hey, good for you. 246 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,360 Thanks. Good for those kids, too, having a man in the house again. 247 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,780 No, see... Hey, uh, Frank, you know what? Your lawn's looking great. 248 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:58,000 Thanks. Just started mowing it the other direction. 249 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,360 Oh, it shows. 250 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,380 Just hope those sprinklers hold up while I'm away on vacation next week. 251 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,600 Another vacation? 252 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,260 Nice. This one was Lisa's idea. 253 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:11,880 So instead of golf, we're headed to New York City. New York City? Now, there's 254 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,680 something interesting to talk about. I love New York. Jimmy, hear that? Frank's 255 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,680 going to New York City. 256 00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,430 Ah, plan on seeing some theater? 257 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:19,690 God, I hope not. 258 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:22,770 You've been to New York before. 259 00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:26,610 Oh, please. I go twice a year. It's one of the most incredible places in all the 260 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:27,890 world. Let me ask you something, Ben. 261 00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:29,170 I'm at your disposal. 262 00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:30,369 Restaurants, museums. 263 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,370 Do you think it'll rain? 264 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,170 Pardon? 265 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:36,110 I'm supposed to be there all next week. 266 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,430 I heard it might rain. 267 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,170 Do you really want to talk about the weather? 268 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:51,310 Yeah, well, it's October. Of course it's going to rain. It's a really dicey 269 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,089 weather month. 270 00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,090 Just like here. 271 00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,250 I better pack an umbrella. 272 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:57,490 Oh, not really. I mean, as soon as the sidewalk's wet, there's a guy on 273 00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:59,510 practically every corner selling umbrellas. 274 00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:00,990 Wow. 275 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:03,690 I bet those guys know the weather better than anyone. 276 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:08,650 That's interesting. I never thought about that. When I get there, I'm going 277 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,650 ask one of those guys which forecast he follows. 278 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:15,010 And I'd love to hear their answers when you get back. Count on it. All right. 279 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,630 Great meeting you, man. Nice to meet you, Frank. 280 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:18,900 to go, Greg. 281 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,780 So you're telling me aluminum siding isn't even available anymore? 282 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,880 Well, see, you can't buy it in most stores. 283 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,920 It's either steel or vinyl these days. 284 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,560 I didn't know that, Marty. 285 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,120 A lot of people don't. I'm glad I bumped into you. You too. 286 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,320 So Tito's has the best burritos? 287 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:41,240 Yep. But for an enchilada, you gotta go to Lucy's. I will. 288 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,140 Where would I go for tamales? 289 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,700 Hey, we're not that close yet. 290 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,780 You know, I can't believe that you've lived on this street for eight years and 291 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:51,940 I've never seen you around. 292 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Oh, you know. 293 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,780 No. Tell me, Greg. 294 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:58,460 What's your story? 295 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,300 Where have you been? 296 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 The truth? 297 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,020 Of course. 298 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:09,120 I was liberating a government in Micronesia. 299 00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:14,770 They held me hostage for 16 months. 300 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:18,470 It rained almost every day. 301 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,270 Oh, God. 302 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:21,890 What was that like? 303 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:23,570 Liberating a government? 304 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,710 No. 16 straight months of rain. 305 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:32,130 Which was the blast I was going to buy in the first place. 306 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:48,330 the receipt i'm gonna get some more sangria you you have a full cup right 307 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:56,290 excuse 308 00:16:56,290 --> 00:17:03,210 me it's going great isn't it yeah pretty good i guess i 309 00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:07,089 mean my face hurts from smiling so much hey you guys don't cut in 310 00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:13,868 Social butterfly? 311 00:17:13,869 --> 00:17:17,050 Last time he got this much attention at a party, someone was dicking him with an 312 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,430 EpiPen and screaming, hold his leg! 313 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:23,230 Christine, I think something's wrong. 314 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:26,990 The women are being so cold to me. I doubt that. You know what? How about 315 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:28,910 tequila, Paula, and slushie with me? It'll feel a lot better. 316 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,010 There you are, Christine. 317 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,630 Lisa! Hi! 318 00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,050 Oh, you know my sister, Kim? 319 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,440 I'll talk with you later. 320 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:49,020 That was kind of chilly. 321 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,440 Me? I don't understand. 322 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,900 Me neither. 323 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,980 Maybe Tammy doesn't know. Uh, Tammy? 324 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:59,620 Hi, Christine. Oh, thank you so much for having us over. I've met so many nice 325 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,620 people here. 326 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,300 I mean, they've been nice to me. 327 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,780 Not on anybody's side. 328 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,860 All right, what is going on? Has anyone told you why they're being so hard on 329 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:11,460 Kim? I'd rather not say. 330 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,860 Look, There's something you should know about me. 331 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,720 Tequila makes me horny and mean. 332 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,040 And Jimmy and I just had a quickie. 333 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,880 Talk to Fran. 334 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,040 Uh, 335 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,240 Fran? 336 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,800 Hi. Christine, 337 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,600 I don't want to have a confrontation here. I'm here to make friends. 338 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:41,600 Um, apparently you and... some of the other women in the neighborhood have a 339 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,600 problem with my sister? 340 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,260 I'm sure it's just a little misunderstanding. 341 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:47,080 And if you're uncomfortable talking about... Do you really want to talk 342 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,080 here? 343 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,860 I'm sure. Spit it out. 344 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,140 Okay, fine. 345 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,140 The way you parade around in your skimpy little jogging outfit doesn't make life 346 00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,240 any easier on the rest of us. 347 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,300 What? Nothing a hooded sweatshirt couldn't solve, huh? 348 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,180 How dare you? 349 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,010 You don't like how I look? So you ostracize me? 350 00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:12,830 I don't believe this. 351 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,190 We can't believe it either. 352 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,710 Watching you, then watching our husbands watching you. 353 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:19,870 Is that right? 354 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:25,290 Well, I'm sorry to be such a distraction to all you people. 355 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,930 But rather than take responsibility for yourselves, it's easier just to blame 356 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:30,930 me. Well, you know what? 357 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,650 Maybe your husbands wouldn't watch me so much if you got off your asses and 358 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,130 exercised once in a while. 359 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,120 He's kind of mad. Yeah, but not at me. 360 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,440 You know what? Do me a favor. 361 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,820 Stay away from me. And stay away from my family. Come on, Greg. 362 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,240 My hot wife just drove away all the neighbors. 363 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,080 Nice to meet you all. And hey, guys. 364 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,220 Thanks for staring... 365 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:21,650 He all right? 366 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,990 Hey, if he's having a sex dream. 367 00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:32,630 And a cold front from the north will be rolling in this evening, pushing warm 368 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,490 air over the San Gabriels into the Inland Empire. 369 00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:41,350 On the coast, a low pressure front out over the Pacific Ocean will result in 370 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:43,070 four to six foot waves. 371 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:45,290 Howabunga. 372 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:49,850 And as you can see on our exclusive AccuJimmy radar... Oh. 373 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:53,330 Hot dream? 374 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,050 Mid -60s at the beaches. 375 00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:59,950 A little warmer in the valley.