1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:02,660 Hey, Kim, do you mind if we grab a cup of coffee? 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,940 What happened to the coffee maker we bought you as a housewarming gift? 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,860 Oh, actually, Kim, you didn't buy us the coffee maker. You bought us the coffee 4 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:10,140 pot. You are the coffee maker. 5 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,060 Hey, Greg, what do you think about the big rumor? 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,520 The rumor that you moved next door? So far, there's been no evidence to back 7 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,520 that up. 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,540 No, it worked. There's a rumor that the studio is going to be taken over. 9 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:24,160 Greg, is it true? 10 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:27,800 Of course not. If the studio was being taken over, I'd have heard about it. 11 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:28,880 Savitsky tells me everything. 12 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:33,250 Which is great, except when he comes back from Vegas, some things need to be 13 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:36,230 kept between a man and his massage therapist. 14 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:41,110 Makes you think, though. I mean, if there was a takeover, they might make 15 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:44,590 changes. Yeah, you know, with new management, maybe the guards could get 16 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:47,670 more leverage. We could finally get that voice -activated gate lifter we've been 17 00:00:47,670 --> 00:00:48,670 lobbying for. 18 00:00:49,710 --> 00:00:50,710 Really, Jimmy? 19 00:00:50,990 --> 00:00:52,490 It's too much to push a button? 20 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:57,090 Carpal tunnel is no joke, Christine. 21 00:00:58,290 --> 00:01:01,050 I want to be able to play with my grandkids when this job is over. 22 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,570 Stop slinking around out there. You'd be the world's worst ninja. 23 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:51,630 You're like Crouching Tiger, Annoying Dragon. 24 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:55,210 Sorry, sir. I just have a question. 25 00:01:55,830 --> 00:02:00,090 I don't want to sound paranoid or anything, but I've been hearing some 26 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:03,450 going around, and, well, do you know anything about there being a takeover 27 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:04,229 at the studio? 28 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:05,230 A takeover? 29 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:06,270 Who told you that? 30 00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:11,070 Well, it's just been going around amongst some lower -level people. Is it 31 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:12,550 No, no, no. Please. 32 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:15,280 Nothing is changing around here. Nothing at all. 33 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,760 Great. That makes me feel a whole lot better. I was beginning to think that I 34 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:20,920 was out of the loop, you know. 35 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,580 Never, Warner. Nothing happens around here behind your back. 36 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,200 Well, thank you, sir. Sorry I wasted your time. 37 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:29,300 Where's the chair? 38 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,359 What chair? 39 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,960 I'm sure I was just sitting down here. 40 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,100 Yes, but I believe it was Indian style. 41 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,540 What the hell is going on around here? 42 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,800 All right, there's going to be a change. 43 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:46,020 The board has brought in some guy named Paul Mercer to be in charge. 44 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,320 They're moving me down the hall and giving me another title. Well, why 45 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,320 you tell me any of this? 46 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:54,440 I couldn't tell anybody. If I did and their stock traded, I could go to jail. 47 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:58,700 And in jail, getting points in the back end means something totally different. 48 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,720 Stuart? 49 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,840 Greg? 50 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,040 I guess with a new boss coming in, we won't have to compete over who's going 51 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,380 be Stavitsky's right -hand man. 52 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,260 Well, I never thought of it as a competition story. 53 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,800 It was always me. 54 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:19,560 That's interesting, because just the other day, he told me I reminded him of 55 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,260 of his sons. Oh, really? Which son? 56 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:25,600 The one that stole his rare coin collection to support his OxyContin 57 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,520 the transsexual bulimic that he tries to keep hidden away in Amsterdam? 58 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,320 Gentlemen. 59 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,380 Hello, sir. 60 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:36,140 You can ask Savitsky. I'll take the new guy. What do you know about him? 61 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:37,660 Well, just that he worked at Disney. 62 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,120 Mr. Mercer. 63 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:43,010 Stuart Nichol, it is an honor to meet you. 64 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,890 I really respect what you did over at Disney. 65 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:48,430 Really? I never worked at Disney. 66 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:55,230 Hello, sir. Greg Warner, Vice President of Business Affairs. 67 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:59,270 When Mr. Savitsky used to run the studio, I was his right -hand man. Of 68 00:03:59,330 --> 00:04:00,390 I've heard a lot about you. 69 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:01,910 And this is Mike Worley. 70 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:04,290 He is my right -hand man. 71 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:05,530 Nice to meet you. 72 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:06,950 Oh. 73 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,190 So you already have a right -hand man? 74 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,550 Yes, he does. 75 00:04:11,070 --> 00:04:13,030 And you're in my seat, Junior. 76 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,010 Mercer? 77 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:22,470 Savitsky, I hope this little change in power isn't awkward for you. 78 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:26,690 Please. I've been around long enough to know that these things happen. 79 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:30,390 The important thing in this business is to roll with the changes. 80 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:32,790 What's wrong with this coffee? 81 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:34,410 We switched to tea. 82 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:36,510 Son of a bitch. 83 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:46,000 Cheerio. Obviously, when there is a new boss, there are going to be some 84 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 changes. 85 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:51,440 And this morning, Mike, he boosted the morale of some of our lower -level 86 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,040 employees by giving them meaningless bumps in title. 87 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,380 For example, our janitors are now... Cleaning associates. 88 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:00,720 That's very nice. 89 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:01,799 Thank you. 90 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,800 My idea. 91 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:04,920 Somebody call security? 92 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,400 Ah, yes. Thank you. 93 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,600 Please, stand by the door, officer. 94 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:09,980 Sergeant. 95 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:13,470 Sergeant Hughes, you made us sergeants, remember? 96 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:15,770 You made us all sergeants. 97 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:20,770 Paul, I don't think you need to have security guards at our meeting. 98 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:25,190 This place is pretty safe. In fact, we haven't had a real incident since the 99 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:29,030 time Anne Heche broke into Stage 18 and tried to drive the Starship Enterprise. 100 00:05:32,610 --> 00:05:35,330 That's true. I mean, the only time you call security is if we're locked out of 101 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:38,050 our office. Or, you know, we need someone to escort it off the lot because 102 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:39,050 were fired. 103 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:45,210 Please tell me you're locked out of your office. 104 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:47,410 Listen. 105 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:49,290 This isn't easy for me. 106 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:53,370 But since I have Mike here and he serves the same function as Greg and Stuart, 107 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:55,730 well, somebody has to leave. 108 00:05:56,710 --> 00:06:00,630 Well, I know the metric system, sir. I mean, you know, just in case we're 109 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:01,630 switching. 110 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:04,190 Metric is a skill I have. 111 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:06,590 Some might say I have it by the kilo. 112 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:12,170 You can relax, Greg. Due to your exemplary record, I'm keeping you. 113 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:16,330 Unfortunately, Stuart, I'm letting you go. 114 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:22,310 George, don't look at me. I'm sucking on Earl Grey down here. 115 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,170 Unfortunately, that's not all. 116 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:30,670 George, I'm letting you go, too. 117 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,270 What? I'm sorry. I would have told you sooner. But you know what these studio 118 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,149 lawyers are like. 119 00:06:35,150 --> 00:06:36,490 You can't just fire me. 120 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,690 I've been working my ass off this studio for over 12 years. 121 00:06:40,990 --> 00:06:42,050 It's been my life. 122 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,800 Because of this place, I've lost three wives, a full head of hair, and a liver. 123 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,580 What do you want me to say, George? 124 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,560 It's just business. 125 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:53,320 Yeah, well, this is just business, too. 126 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:54,960 Warner, you're coming with me. 127 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:56,559 What's that? 128 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,560 You're coming with me. 129 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:58,479 What? Where? 130 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,480 Anywhere we want. 131 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,380 Ever since the rumor this takeover started to leak out last week, I've been 132 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:05,100 flooded with offers to run other studios. 133 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:08,860 I groomed this kid, and I'm taking him with me. Oh, so take him. 134 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,750 Mike and I flipped a coin between Greg and Stuart anyway. 135 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:13,050 What? 136 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,310 Officer. 137 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:15,530 Sergeant. 138 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:18,010 Sergeant. 139 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:22,010 Get Stuart back here. Right away, sir. I'll check the break room. There's a 140 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:23,370 chance he's peeing in the coffee pot. 141 00:07:25,050 --> 00:07:28,450 Wait a second. You flipped a coin? I thought you kept me because of my 142 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:31,270 record. Yeah. Heads one, tails nothing. 143 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:35,810 That's how you're going to make major decisions around here? Quite frankly, I 144 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:37,090 didn't think it was that big of a decision. 145 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:44,620 Thank you. 146 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,140 You know what? You can keep him. I don't want to work for some jerk who's going 147 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:52,740 to decide my fate by the flip of a coin. And I'm certainly not going to work for 148 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:56,280 someone stupid enough to fire a legend in this business like Mr. George 149 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,160 Savitsky. You tell him, Warner. 150 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:02,460 I got a lot of good days left in this town, and you better believe there will 151 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:07,220 no greater one than the day where I get to watch you fail. And fail you will. 152 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,720 George Savitsky will always be on top in this business, and I will be right 153 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,380 there standing beside him. 154 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:21,710 Mr. Savitsky? 155 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:22,810 Come on in, Warner. 156 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:24,110 Are you okay? 157 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,830 I'm okay. They say it was just an anxiety attack. 158 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:28,390 And you feel they've been thorough? 159 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:32,990 Oh, are you kidding? I've been prodded and probed and fondled so much, I feel 160 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:33,990 like I should go to confession. 161 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:39,830 That makes me feel better. This morning I thought you were a goner. I'm fine. 162 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:41,409 And thanks for your loyalty. 163 00:08:41,669 --> 00:08:44,550 It took a lot of guts to say what you said in that boardroom this morning. 164 00:08:44,770 --> 00:08:46,230 I was just following your lead, sir. 165 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:50,650 So... What's next for us? You want to go over to Paramount? You want to start a 166 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:53,590 bidding war with Fox? You want to get some investors, start our own studio? 167 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:57,310 I'm quitting show business and devoting myself to charity work. 168 00:08:58,690 --> 00:08:59,569 Excuse me? 169 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:02,750 Look, Warner, this anxiety attack was a real wake -up call. 170 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:06,990 This business was slowly killing me. I need to make a change in my life while I 171 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:07,789 still can. 172 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,770 But, sir, I left my job for you. I thought we were going to be partners. 173 00:09:11,270 --> 00:09:14,470 Well, we still are. Come with me. We can work in a homeless shelter. 174 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:19,210 You know, we've done well. It's time to start giving back. Give back, but I'm 175 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,210 not done taking. 176 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:23,150 Well, you do what you want, but I'm out. 177 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:24,750 Good luck, Warner. 178 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,790 Thank you, sir. 179 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:28,790 Oh, and by the way, do me a favor. 180 00:09:29,390 --> 00:09:31,790 Don't tell anyone about my plans for leaving show business. 181 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,130 Why, are you having second thoughts? 182 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:36,670 No, I'm having a two o 'clock sponge bath from a nurse who wants to be an 183 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:37,670 actress. 184 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,580 Okay, kids, go wash up. It's time for school. 185 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,880 So, uh, you want to come by work today and have lunch with me? 186 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,120 I thought you had to go with Logan on a field trip today. 187 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,340 Oh, no, no, no. 188 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,320 Logan's not allowed on any more field trips. 189 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,460 Last month at the firehouse, he kept laughing every time they said flame 190 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:01,460 retardant. 191 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,520 Good morning. 192 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,860 You know you're dressed for work and you don't have a job, right? 193 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:16,340 I had a professor in business school that said even when you're out of work, 194 00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:18,940 have a job, and that job is to go out and find work. 195 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,640 And you have to wear a suit for that? 196 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:25,200 Wow, your imaginary boss for your imaginary job is a real imaginary 197 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,240 He also said dress like a loser and you'll be a loser. 198 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:33,940 One day I don't wear a suit, the next day I'll be wearing jeans, the next day 199 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:37,260 I'll be in a pair of sweatpants sitting on the sofa watching Oprah eating 200 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:38,640 Captain Crunch out of a box. 201 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,400 Man, I remember those days. 202 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,070 Me, Opa, and Captain Crunch are the closest I've ever come to a threesome. 203 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,850 Well, sounds like your professor gave some really good advice. 204 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,270 So what are you going to do today? Call a headhunter? 205 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:56,530 I've already done it. There's nothing out there. 206 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,590 Are you going to go meet your contacts from some of the other studios? 207 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,010 Nope. Don't have any. 208 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,330 You'd think somebody who'd worked in town for as long as you would have made 209 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,069 some contacts. 210 00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:06,070 Yeah, you'd think that, wouldn't you? 211 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,010 So, what are you going to do? 212 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,290 I don't know, Kim. 213 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,740 The professor said put on a suit. He didn't give me a lecture about what you 214 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,720 should do when you throw your whole career down the crapper. 215 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:21,280 Come on. You'll get another job. Not like that one. I don't know what I was 216 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,760 thinking. It was the perfect job. 217 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:23,980 Well, so go get it back. 218 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,980 Oh, yeah. After what I said to Mercer in the boardroom the other day, there's no 219 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:31,060 way. There's always a way. Greg, do you know how many jobs I've had to go back 220 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:33,720 and beg for after I've been fired for doing stupid things? 221 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:34,659 It's true. 222 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,640 Yeah. You're looking at the guy who thought he could save space at the pet 223 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,420 by putting the bunnies in with the snake. 224 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,590 But I apologized, and they took me back. 225 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:47,690 And the next week, when I put the snakes in with the mongoose, I apologized 226 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:48,690 again. 227 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,230 Why shouldn't they take you back? 228 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:54,610 Who's found more ways to save the studio money than you? 229 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,230 Nobody. Right. And at the end of the day, it's a business. 230 00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:01,430 Greg, I'm telling you, if you go in there, you apologize for what you said, 231 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,130 you remind them of how talented you are, there's no way they don't take you 232 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:07,450 back. You really think so? I know so. You just gotta march in there, and you 233 00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:09,490 gotta refuse to take no for an answer. 234 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,920 I'm sorry, but you can't come on the lot. You're just going to have to take 235 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,920 for an answer. 236 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,080 Well, you're the one that told me to come down here. 237 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,680 No, no, no. Your friend Jimmy told you to come down here. 238 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,100 I'm Sergeant Hughes. 239 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,480 Sergeant Hughes was told by his supervisors, who were watching from that 240 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:28,340 right over there, that you are now considered a Code 45 and you are no 241 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:29,319 allowed on the lot. 242 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,540 Well, then that's it. I give up. I guess I'll just go home. 243 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,500 No. Dude, you can't quit now. 244 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:38,340 But you just told me I can't get on the lot. 245 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:41,420 No. Sergeant Hughes told you you can't get on the lot. 246 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:45,700 When I turn away from the camera and I talk like this, I'm Jimmy. 247 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,520 When I talk like this, I'm Sergeant Hughes. 248 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,640 What are you talking about? 249 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,380 Well, that depends on who you're asking. 250 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,220 I'm telling you to go home. 251 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,240 I'm telling you to find another way in. 252 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,880 This is pointless. 253 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,740 I hope you're happy you wasted half my day. 254 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:06,580 Oh, cry me a river. It's not my job to help jerks like you. 255 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,200 Good luck, buddy. I'm rooting for you. 256 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,240 Hey, Kim, how you doing? 257 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,300 Great. Christine's waiting for you. Hey, did Greg stop by? 258 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,400 Yeah, he didn't talk to you? 259 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:26,820 No. 260 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,060 Oh. All right, well, listen. 261 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,400 If you see him, you've got to give him a message from me. 262 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,500 You've got to tell him there's loose dirt under the west wall if he wants to 263 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,500 a tunnel. 264 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,300 Oh, and tell them I said it like this. 265 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:17,590 Of course, I'm terribly sorry, but... Oh, no, please will you tell Tom Cruise 266 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,490 that in the UK that is what we call a cigarette? 267 00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:24,470 Code 45. 268 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:28,330 Warner, how are you? 269 00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:32,350 Very good, sir. I just stopped by to talk to you. Did you just say code 45? 270 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:33,949 Excuse me? 271 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:38,070 I just thought I heard you say code 45, which is the security code for there's a 272 00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:39,070 crazy man on the lot. 273 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:41,070 Oh, what do you mean? Like right now on the telephone? 274 00:14:41,699 --> 00:14:47,720 No, no, no. I said Colt 45. You see, we just relit a movie on the rap industry, 275 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,960 and what better way to keep it real than with some malt liquor? 276 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,140 You're just stalling until security comes to get me, aren't you? 277 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,440 Yes. Yes, I am. 278 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,800 Come with me. What? Hands behind your back. 279 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:03,040 Hey, could you pretend I'm cuffing you? I forgot my handcuffs on my bedpost. 280 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,420 Sir, I know you were just covering, but a movie about the rap industry is a 281 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,880 fantastic idea. 282 00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:15,310 I mean, if you need someone to spearhead the project, I'm very tapped into that 283 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,310 world. 284 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:20,790 Really? Yeah, I mean, in fact, rappers aren't drinking malt liquor these days. 285 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,750 They're drinking Cristal. 286 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:28,330 I don't know where you're getting your research from, but last night on MTV 287 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:31,310 Cribs, P. Diddy was drinking hypnotic. 288 00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:36,010 Really? Well, thank you, Mike. For shizzle me nizzle. 289 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:43,570 Good morning. 290 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,910 Greg, your pants don't match your jacket. 291 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:48,610 You're wearing two different suits. 292 00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,830 So what? I'll just take off the jacket. 293 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:54,730 I'm just pretending my imaginary job that it's Casual Friday. 294 00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:59,730 Listen, I hope you're not going to try to sneak on the lot today. 295 00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:02,010 I got your picture posted at every gate. 296 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:06,170 Don't worry, I gave him a really nice candid shot from your wedding. 297 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:10,250 I didn't want to cut the picture, so you might want to let your Uncle Rob know 298 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,510 that he can't come on the lot either. 299 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,420 This is serious. You need to perk up here. 300 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,240 You have to get a job. 301 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,720 Let's face it. We've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle, and it's your 302 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,180 function to maintain that lifestyle. 303 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,720 It's not my only function. 304 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,060 It kind of is. 305 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,360 You don't cook. You don't clean. 306 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:29,620 You can't fix anything. 307 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:33,680 Well, I'd like to at least think there's one other function that I'm pretty good 308 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,680 at. 309 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:37,780 You know, upstairs. 310 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,140 Enjoy. 311 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,320 Be sure to stick around afterwards for the entertainment. 312 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,740 I'm going to read a few chapters from Charlotte's Web. 313 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,120 Okay, now listen, just focus. 314 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:04,460 If you can light his competitive fire for Hollywood, you're back in business. 315 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:05,780 Okay, got it. Hey, check it out. 316 00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:08,579 This is our squeegee guy from our offering. I better go say hi. 317 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,859 How you doing, Mr. Savitsky? 318 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:17,160 Warner! Good God, did you blow through your entire savings in four days? 319 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,319 Come here, I'll give you some peas. 320 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:20,829 Oh, not these. 321 00:17:20,849 --> 00:17:23,770 I'll get you the good ones that the volunteers eat in the back. No, listen. 322 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,490 To tell you the truth, I've been thinking about what you said about 323 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:29,110 and I came down to help out. 324 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,330 Well, that's fantastic! 325 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:33,610 Well, tell you what, why don't you grab some of that Salisbury steak and put it 326 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:34,269 in the blender? 327 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,430 Not everybody down here has the chompers for tough, cheap meat. 328 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,850 I gotta ask you, with all the off -ramps in the city, why do you work at ours? 329 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,090 You know, it's demographics. 330 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:46,230 The poor got no cash, the rich got no compassion. 331 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:47,970 I like your neighborhood. 332 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,920 Just enough money and just enough guilt. 333 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,400 Plus, there's a big bush where I can go pee at. 334 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,260 Well, I guess you haven't been reading the trades, have you? Nope, not a peep. 335 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,200 Well, it's just as well. They just keep talking about this Paul Mercer and all 336 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,740 the big projects he's got going. 337 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:11,920 Now he's doing this thriller where a tornado hits during an earthquake, and 338 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,680 you think it can't get any worse, it starts to hail. 339 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,900 That was my project. 340 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:18,690 That was going to be my Armageddon. 341 00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:22,390 Well, not anymore, sir. Now your project is to make sure nobody's arms are 342 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:23,390 getting in the gravy. 343 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,750 Tell me, who's who again? 344 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,390 John and I are drifters. 345 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:29,750 Larry's a bum. 346 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:33,990 What's the difference? 347 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:37,830 Drifters move from place to place, but they're usually looking for work. Well, 348 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:42,850 bum stays in one place and just begs. Oh, okay. I thought drifters were the 349 00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,830 that carried sticks with handkerchiefs on the end. 350 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,140 No, that's a hobo. 351 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:53,260 Okay, well, so who's more desirable, a drifter or a hobo? 352 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:56,420 You know, like, who do the bag ladies go for? 353 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,640 The one that doesn't have the lights. 354 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:06,180 Listen, Paul talk's a good game, but unless he lands a star, he's got 355 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,620 Well, that's just it. He's close to signing Jack Nicholson to a three 356 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:10,620 deal. What? 357 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,780 I've been working on Nicholson for the past year. 358 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,650 If he signs, it's because of me. 359 00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:17,430 Must be aggravating to hear all this about Paul Mercer. 360 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,930 It's infuriating. 361 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:22,010 Sir, you're spilling soup all over the place. I don't care about the soup, 362 00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:25,950 Warner. I've worked too long and too hard to let some limey fish and chip 363 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:27,630 come along and make me out a fool. 364 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,530 Well, unfortunately, there's not a lot we can do about that now, sir. 365 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:35,370 What? Of course there's something we can do. We can go to another studio and 366 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:37,330 crush Paul Mercer into the ground. 367 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:41,150 Yes, we can, sir. Yes, we can. What was I thinking of retiring? 368 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,190 This is my town. 369 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:48,190 And I'm not going to stand by and let that twerp win the game that I invented. 370 00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:49,490 I'm the champ. 371 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:50,710 You are the champ, sir. 372 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,190 And you can tell Variety they got a new page one. 373 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,930 Stuffing Ski's coming back. 374 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:57,450 And I'll be standing right beside you all the way. 375 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:03,790 Sir? 376 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,350 Champ? 377 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,180 Day 12 of unemployment. 378 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,880 How's Greg holding up? Not bad. 379 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,840 He seems to have found a new routine. 380 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,900 Kim, get in here. Oprah's doing her favorite things. 381 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,600 Bring Kleenex.