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Hey, guys.

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Jimmy.

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What are you doing here?

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You know you moved next door, right?

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That wasn't a dream, was it? Tell me
that wasn't a dream.

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My satellite doesn't have the NASCAR
package.

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I never ordered the NASCAR package.

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Yeah, I did when I lived here.

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You know, Greg, you're a great
accountant at work, but at home you miss

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It's good they're on a caution. I can
finally go to the bathroom.

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Hey, you know, it's funny. They got the
yellow out in about a minute. We get it,

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Jimmy. Very clever.

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I swear, ever since he's moved next
door, he's over here more than when he

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in the guest house. If I could operate a
backhoe, I'd build a moat.

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If he's going to finish off our milk, he
could have at least done it before we

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went to the store.

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Annoying. Excuse me?

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I'm just saying, when they lived here, I
didn't mind seeing them every day. But

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they've got their own house now. How
about giving us a little breathing room?

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And it's not just Jimmy. It's Christine,
too.

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Now, every time I turn around, she is
over here. I swear, there are conjoined

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twins that spend less time with their
sisters.

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Look at you making jokes about Jimmy and
Christine.

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This is great. Finally something we can
do together.

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Shh.

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Hey, Dominic. What are you doing over
here?

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My mom told me to bring over the rest of
our dirty clothes.

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Here you go, Mom.

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Your washing machine's broken.

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Which is fine, because we've got one
which you're always welcome to use.

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it, Kim, all right? I heard everything
you said about us being over here too

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much. Well, I'm sorry you had to hear
that. But you know where you can't hear

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talking about you being at our house too
much? At your house.

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Hey,

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you guys didn't pick up any more
Cheetos, did you?

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All natural cheese puffs? Put down the
bag, Jimmy. You're not eating those.

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You got that right? What is this, some
kind of a joke or something?

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Christine, what are you doing?

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God forbid I use your washing machine
anymore.

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Apparently, we've spent too much time
here and Kim wants a little breathing

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room. Look, I'm sorry I said that. You
know what? It's fine. I'm leaving. Oh,

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and you know what? By the way, we won't
be joining you for your little dinner

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party tonight. I'd hate to take up any
more of your precious breathing room.

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But the woman from my yoga class and her
husband are coming over tonight. I

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wanted you to meet them. Well, you know
what? That's okay.

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All right, we'll make friends on our
own. You're right.

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We've depended on you guys for far too
much already.

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Christine, would you just let me
clarify? Clarify what?

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You don't want me around anymore. I
don't think you could have made that any

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more clear.

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Jimmy, would you talk to her?

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No, Kim, she's right. It's very obvious
that you don't want me around here

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either. I don't think you could have
made that any more clear.

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So nice of you to have us over.

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I don't know if Kim told you, but we're
new to town. We just moved here for

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Scott's job.

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So what line of work are you in, Scott?
I'm a computer network engineer. I

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operate the company's internal database
infrastructure.

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Wow, that's very impressive, I guess.

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I'm not very good with computers. I
don't really know too much about them.

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the first six months, I thought our CD
tray was a drink holder.

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Scott, you a big basketball fan?

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Absolutely.

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I mean, I love basketball.

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That's great. You know, sometimes I get
to use my boss's Laker tickets. We

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should catch a game sometime.

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Oh, man.

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Lakers. That would be sweet. You know?

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There you go.

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A little fist bump waiting.

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Yeah. Give it up for the Lakers. Lakers.
Late show.

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So, Pam, how's your job going?

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It's all right, I guess.

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I get along with most of the people I
work with, but my boss kind of rubs me

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wrong way.

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Oh. You should talk to human resources.
I don't think he's supposed to be

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rubbing you at all.

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You!

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friends over tonight, and I'm out to
dinner alone.

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Hey, you're not alone. You're with us.

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It's not like you're out to dinner on a
Saturday night by yourself.

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Oh, that would be depressing.

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We're not friends, Jimmy. You know, we
need to start meeting new people.

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Christine, that's stupid, okay? I have
plenty of friends, okay? We don't need

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meet anybody new.

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What friends do we have?

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My friends from work.

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Yeah, but those are your friends, you
know?

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We need to meet someone together.

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There's got to be other people out there
who need friends.

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Right? I mean, someone we can both go to
dinner with. I mean, besides, all your

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friends are single.

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Right? You need to find someone that has
a wife or at least a girlfriend.

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I mean, how did this happen, Jimmy? We
used to have all kinds of friends that

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were couples back in high school.

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Nothing like taking the family out to
dinner, huh? Oh, tell me about it.

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They make a great bacon cheddar burger
here.

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What? The bacon cheddar burger.

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It's a winner.

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Christine, what are you doing?

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I'm making conversation.

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My name is Christine.

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I'm Susan.

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Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
This is my husband, Jimmy. Oh.

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Hi.

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So.

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My husband, Patrick.

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Hey.

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Oh, thanks again.

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I am so glad we met. I thought everyone
in L .A. was going to be shallow and

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phony. Well, trust me, we're completely
phony. We're just really good at it.

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I want to hang out with those people
again, ever.

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What am I going to do? She's in my yoga
class.

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Switch yoga classes. Ignore her. Don't
return her phone calls. I don't care

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you do. Just ditch them.

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I don't want to be rude. I'll figure out
some way to do it nicely.

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Can you believe that guy with all the
fist bumping? My knuckles haven't been

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this sore since my golden glove days.

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Oh, please. You used to box when you
were younger? No, my mom used to make me

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wear these girly yellow mittens during
the winter.

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The other kids would hold me down while
they stomped on my hands.

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No, you guys live around here?

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Well, sort of. We're over by the kids,
Doug.

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I'm sorry, it's a little hard to talk
when the kids are over here. Oh, no, I

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understand.

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You know what? We should get together
sometime without the kids.

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Excuse me?

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Yeah, you know, have dinner?

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Maybe a game night?

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Sure, that sounds nice.

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Great, great. Well, why don't you write
down your phone number and then we'll

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figure it out.

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Hey, I was coloring that.

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You'll get it back in a second.

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Play with the salt.

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There you go.

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Hey, thanks.

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This isn't a fake number, is it? No.

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Did you see her face when I said that?

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I think she gave me a fake number.

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If she's smart, she did.

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Christine, what are you doing?

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I'm checking to see if it's a fake
number. Yeah, and what are you going to

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it's not a fake number? Well, when the
machine picks it up, I'll hang up.

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Hello?

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Hi, it's me.

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Did you pass the ketchup?

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You have ketchup.

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Oh, look at that.

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It was in my blind spot.

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Have you decided what you'd like?

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Yes, we'd like a different table,
please.

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It could be a 20 to 30 minute wait.

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Right. We don't mind waiting.

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Actually, ma 'am, if you don't mind, I'd
like another table, too, please.

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Hey there, stranger.

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Hey! Hi.

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What are you doing here?

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After yoga class, Kim and I were talking
about hanging out, but she said she had

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too much housework to do, and I figured
if she had some help, she'd be done

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quicker and we could hang out. Well,
aren't you sweet?

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You two have fun.

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Hey, sports fan, grab a dust rag. Make
yourself useful.

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We've got some trivial pursuit to play.
Men against the women. Oh, great.

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Thank you.

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What happened to the plan? You were
supposed to take care of this. I tried.

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told her I was busy, but she wouldn't
take no for an answer.

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The more excuses... I mean, the more she
insisted on helping me. Well, I'm not

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hanging out with those two tonight.

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Hit me once, shame on you. Hit me 25
times, those people are freaking crazy.

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I don't know how we're going to get rid
of them. They won't take a hint.

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Well, they won't have to.

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Enough hinting. I'm going to go in there
and be firm.

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Well, we're all going to Catalina next
weekend on their boat.

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What?

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I thought you said you were going to be
firm. I was. I told them we couldn't see

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them anymore because our schedules were
too hectic, but they somehow turned that

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around until we all needed a relaxing
weekend in Catalina.

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Hey, hey, hey. Time to lean, time to
clean. That dishwasher's not going to

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itself.

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They're so clingy. I don't know how
we're going to get rid of them.

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You know, I don't think they have any
other friends.

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What if they did have other friends?

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What if we knew a couple that, say,
lived next door that needed some new

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friends? We could pass them off on Jimmy
and Christine.

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Like scraping our shoe on a rock.

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Looks like Kim and Greg are having their
new friends over again.

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Oh, yeah?

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You think there might be some witchcraft
going on over there, too, Mrs. Kravitz?

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Oh, God.

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Kim's coming over here.

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Turn that off. I don't want to know
we're sitting around watching TV.

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Here, pretend you're reading this book.

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Don't just stare at it. So maybe you're
not really reading. Move your lips.

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Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh.

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Talk to some new friends of ours.

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Oh,

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are you kidding?

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We would love to go to dinner Friday
night.

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Hey, Jimmy.

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Hey, Kim. Just catching up on some
reading.

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Great, great.

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Well, Friday night it is.

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What? No way.

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Oh.

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You are too funny.

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Yeah, yeah, Jimmy's right here. Hold on.

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Patrick wants to talk to you.

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Hey, buddy.

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I'm going to take this in the other
room.

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Oh, really?

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Well, tell your wife that she has
beautiful eyes, too.

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You were Patrick and Susan.

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Oh, the people we met at Danny's.

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I hit it off like crazy.

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So? What's up?

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Actually, I wanted to apologize about
the stuff I said the other day about you

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guys being around too much.

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Really? Yeah.

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We really missed you guys. Even Greg.

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He was just saying, we have got to get
Jimmy and Christine over here.

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Oh, that's really sweet.

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Well, maybe tomorrow night. It has to be
tonight. Let's not lose another day.

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But I thought you guys had company.

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Oh, it's just Pam and Scott, who, by the
way, you guys are going to love.

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Well, isn't your wife a sweetie?

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You know what? You tell her that I think
that she, too, carries herself with a

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certain grace and beauty.

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Now, listen, buddy, I was wondering
if...

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Listen,

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Patrick, that's my other line. I'm going
to need to get this.

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Hello? We bought that phone in Tijuana.

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Apparently in Mexico, with the call
waiting, it actually rings.

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Okay, they're on their way over. I just
hope we can pull this off. We just have

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to get through tonight.

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Once they cling to Jimmy and Christine,
they're their problem. I think they're

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going to like him. We just need to keep
Scott and Orange linked away from anyone

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he might try to fist bump.

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And we can't have Pam laugh. We need to
make sure nobody says anything funny.

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Right. Maybe you should do most of the
talking.

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Fine. I'll control the conversation.

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But if you see me getting into trouble,
jump in about that summer that you and

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your girlfriends went to Paris. That
one's a real snoozer.

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But you like that story.

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Pam, you spoke French, drank wine, and
forgot to tip a waiter. It's not exactly

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Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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So how did you and Jimmy meet?

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Oh, well, actually, that's a pretty
funny story.

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How do you tell it's funny? I'll tell
it, I'll tell it.

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They met in high school and became high
school sweethearts, and, well, here we

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are.

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High school sweethearts, wow.

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Yeah, yeah, it was a pretty wild time.
And some rough times.

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That was around the time our parents got
divorced.

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Does either of you come from a broken
home?

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No.

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So anyways, I got a funny story.

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The other day, I'm working the guard
gate and Will Ferrell drives up.

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And he's on the lift, but he doesn't
have any ID. That is funny.

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But you know what's not funny? The other
day, I saw a kitten get run over by a

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car.

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Oh no, that's terrible.

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Yeah, the kitten belonged to a little
girl. She saw the whole thing.

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Well, he makes you stop and think.

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Okay, so anyway, the funny part of my
story is that... I mean, we don't have

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time for funny stories, okay? A little
girl lost her kitten.

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Forever.

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Um, so, uh, Pam, uh, where did you and
Scott meet?

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Oh, we both work for the same company in
Seattle. Oh, Seattle.

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Seattle. Oh, man, I have... always been
a huge Seahawks fan. All right, go

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Seahawks! You know,

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Jimmy and I were watching Sleepless in
Seattle last night. We were laughing so

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hard. I heard Seattle has a really high
suicide rate.

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Do you guys know anyone that's ever, you
know, committed suicide?

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I guess it's just a matter of time.

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And at night, my girlfriends and I would
sit at this little cafe along the

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Champs -Élysées where they had the best
aged camembert.

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We would spend the whole night eating
cheese, drinking wine, and conversing

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the Parisians in their native tongue.

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Well, we should probably get going.
Yeah.

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do this again next weekend.

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Oh, wait, I forgot. We're going with Pam
and Scott on their boat to Catalina.

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You know what? There's plenty of room.
You guys should come along.

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Oh, really? Yeah, really. Oh, that
sounds like fun.

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Oh, great. We'll see you this Saturday.
Yeah. It was great meeting you guys.

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You've got to love this boat.

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Oh, yeah, it's great.

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And sometimes out on the water, you see
some interesting wildlife.

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Oh, well, you might see some on the
boat, too, depending on what kind of

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you serve me and Jimmy.

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What do you mean?

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That hurts.

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Really? Oh, my gosh.

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I had no idea.

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Well, thank you so much for telling me.

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I'm so embarrassed. I promise I won't
ever do that again.

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Good. Didn't want to have to throw you
off the boat.

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Oh, and the boat?

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Saddle that dish. So, college football.

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What is that?

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A little fist bump.

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You're kidding, right?

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No, what? I mean, people do it. I saw it
on TV.

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When was the last time you watched TV?

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1993?

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Put that away.

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I told you it was stupid.

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Oh, you guys, we have to apologize.

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It's just that it's been so long since
we had to make new friends, we're

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nervous. And I think we've been trying
too hard.

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Believe me, I know how you feel.

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I made a woman at Denny's change tables
and cell phone plans all in the same

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night.

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Wow.

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Honesty.

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Who knew?

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You guys want to hear something really
funny?

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We couldn't stand the fist -bumping and
laugh -slapping thing either.

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Well, you must have thought we were
lunatics. Oh, we did.

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and we can all hang out.

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Yeah, I mean, you know, as long as we're
being honest, you guys are a little

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depressing.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was
just an act to get you to hang out with

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those guys.

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Oh, but none of that matters now.

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Wait a second. That's why you asked us
to come over here?

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Was it what, you just lied when you said
you missed us?

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00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,460
Well, you tried to pawn us off on them?

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That's weird.

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I can't believe you guys.

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Yeah, that is so whack.

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It was nice seeing you.

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Jimmy and Christine will see us out. All
right, maybe we'll see. Bye.

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00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:34,120
Wait, it's not that big a deal. You guys
are making too much of this.

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You're not really going to go out on
their boat without us.

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Yeah, I think maybe we could use a
little breeding room.

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Did you hear that?

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She stole my friend and my line.

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That is so whack.

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Sir, you fell asleep in your pancakes
again.

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Listen, my friends and I noticed you
were sitting alone.

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You mind if I take that chair?