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Well, the paint in the kitchen is almost
ready for a second coat. This stinks.

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When Justin's family redid their
kitchen, they hired workers to do it for

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Yeah, your dad was one of those workers.
Why do you think we got the paint?

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Besides, Dominic, now every time you go
get cereal, you will proudly open the

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door that you and Logan made with your
father. And it will be attached to a

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cabinet made by my father.

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That looks like you made the doors too
small. It's not the doors, it's the

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cabinet. We're going to have to start
all over.

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Here's something you'll never see on
this old house.

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Yeah, that's because they weren't stuck
with this old man.

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Oh, Jimmy, this isn't even level. I
mean, did you use a tape measure at all?

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Tape measure? I don't need a tape
measure.

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Did Noah use a tape measure when he
built the ark?

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I mean, I got my own tape measure right
here. I got two of these on the left and

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two of these on the right.

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Oh, my God, my arms are different sizes.

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How's it going in here? Great.

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I didn't know you were going to be in
town, Big Jimmy.

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I just came in to help out.

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My dad's flying out tonight.

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Get this, he's coming out to compete in
fencing in the California Senior

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Olympics. There's actually a Senior
Olympics?

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Yeah. You have to be 50 or over to
enter, but other than that, it's just

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the real Olympics.

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Except your lab uses steroids if your
kidney function depends on it.

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I think we've got another problem in
here, Jimmy, and my feet are different

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sizes, too.

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I think I'm going to have to order more
tile for the floor.

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All right, now you ready? Let's do it.

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Ow!

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Ow! Ow!

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Time out, that hurts. I mean, you'd
think there'd be some kind of guard you

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could wear. Oh, there is, yeah. But I
only had one.

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Ow! Ow!

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Hey guys, how's it going out here? Oh,
great, great.

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Says the man with the chest protector.

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Hey, I think I'm gonna hit the bathroom.

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I don't have to go right now, but it
takes a while to get all this protective

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gear off.

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Yeah, I had four cups of coffee on the
plane, and I don't want to end up

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frantically messing with this crotch
buckle.

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Greg, listen, I'm trying to help Emily
with a splinter, and Sammy really needs

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bath. Can you do it for me? I can't
right now, Kim. I'm busy sparring with

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dad. He needs to practice against some
real competition.

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And you're supposed to help him with
that?

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Please, it took you an hour to break
open the pinata at Emily's last birthday

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party.

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You know I had a sprained wrist.

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Yeah, from cutting the cake.

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The cake was frozen. I had a dull night.

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Hey, man. How's it going?

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Not so good. My wife's mad at me, and I
think my father just inverted one of my

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nipples.

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It's not much better at my house. My dad
thinks he's helping, but he keeps

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messing things up over there. Not as
handy as he said he was, huh? He

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a nail yesterday.

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How does that happen? He said, hey,
Jimmy, look at this. I'm going to

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nail.

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Hey, Jimmy, I've cut the shelves up, and
it looks like they're a little crooked.

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Do my eyes look level to you?

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Hey, Tom, how's it going? Jimmy, how are
you? Good to see you. Gosh.

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Hi, Big Jimmy. Hey, Tom.

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So, I guess you came all the way out
here to enter the Geyser Olympics, huh?

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Yeah, I had to use Greg's address out
here, so it looked like Austin,

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California. They don't have fencing
competition back there in Virginia.

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See, all the guys over 50 still hold a
sword up, busy doing a reenactment of

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Civil War.

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Oh, that sounds like fun.

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That's what I thought when I volunteered
last year. I got killed in the first

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five minutes, and I spent the next ten
hours face down in the snow.

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Well, how's it work? You, like, stab the
other guy before he stabs you?

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Yeah, that's, uh, that's kind of the
simple version of it. Yeah, uh, look,

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you're holding it wrong, though, here.
You want to do this, just, you hold it

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like that, see? Yeah, yeah.

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Then you give it this.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's just out.

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Hey, Dad,

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you're not so bad at this.

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Really? Yeah, yeah, you look like a
natural. I mean, the way you move.

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Thanks.

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Hey, you know, if you're interested,
maybe you could spar with my dad.

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Yeah, go ahead. Why don't you give it a
try?

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Well, I don't know. He doesn't know what
he's doing, I guess.

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Oh, huh?

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Hey, why?

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Wow. Hey, Dad, you know what? Why don't
you stay with prom? Why don't you guys

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work out a little while?

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I don't know. I was going to do some
rewiring in the kitchen so you'd have

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extra outlets. I mean, whoever did that
kitchen the first place got a little

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hung up on safety codes.

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No, I'll tell you what, Dad. I'll just
take care of it myself.

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You stay. You work out.

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Hey, Dad, you don't mind if Big Jimmy
fills in for me for a while, do you?

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No, no.

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You know, it might be a good idea to get
some practice against the different

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body types.

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Although I can't imagine ever seeing one
like that again.

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What are you doing? Now that Big Jimmy
is fencing with your dad, I thought

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be free to help me out. I am helping you
out, Kim. I'm tracking the stock market

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so I can more effectively manage our
retirement portfolio.

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It's our financial future, Kim.

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We'll have time to be distracted by
simple household chores.

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Well, keep up the good work.

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Just make sure there's plenty in there
for when I take half.

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I can live on half.

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Okay, break it on.

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All right, here we go.

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Ready?

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Ha! Ha -ha.

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Ha! What are you doing?

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That's not... You don't understand the
rules.

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When I attack, you defend.

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In a real sword fight, if both guys
attack... They'd end up stabbing each

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and they'd both end up dead.

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Not me. I'm using my long arm.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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How's it going in the kitchen back
there?

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Oh, well, uh, the blades have stopped
flying off the ceiling fan, which Jimmy

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installed.

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Yeah, apparently there's no truth to my
dad's theory that the company puts extra

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screws in the box just to mess with your
head.

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How's it going over here? Pretty good.
Big Jimmy's been sparring with my dad

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morning. Okay, here we go.

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Ready?

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That's my dad. Hard to believe it's the
same guy that's been regularly taken

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advantage of by the neighbor's poodle.

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Oh, yeah? Well, in my defense, it wasn't
some toy poodle.

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It was one of those big, scary ones, you
know?

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Looked like a greyhound with a wig.

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Well, that poodle's lucky he's not here
today. That move, that was pretty

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impressive. Well, it wasn't that great.
I mean, I could have blocked it, but I

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felt a sneeze coming on, and it turned
out to be a dud, but, I mean, it kind of

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threw me.

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Yeah, well, I thought that move was
amazing.

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My son said I was a natural, and I kind
of think he's right. You know, I just

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started yesterday, and I think I'm doing
pretty good, too.

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No, you're not.

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You don't have any technique. You don't
follow the rules.

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You don't even know the difference
between a pistol grip and a French grip.

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Yeah, well, I just happen to know
there's certain establishments in Nevada

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one will cost you $50 more than the
other.

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You don't know what you're talking
about.

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I can beat you any time. Okay, Dad, come
on. Don't be silly, okay? Tom is

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clearly a better fencer than you are.

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Well, I'll prove it to you, because I'm
going to enter the senior Olympus' own

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self. What? Dad, come on, will you not?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look, if

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your father wants to compete, let him
compete.

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I mean, sure, he's in tense practice
regimen, but not allow him to help us

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our kitchen. But that's just a sacrifice
we're going to have to make in order to

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support his quest for the gold.

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You're nuts, you know that?

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You're going to enter a tournament with
no experience and no technique?

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I'm not. I'll tell you, I entered the
army with nothing but peach fuzz on my

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face, and I showed Charlie what for.
Dad, you were in Korea. Charlie was

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Vietnam. No, Charlie had the bunk up
above me.

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Snored all night until I broke his nose.

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No, you don't know what you're doing, so
you came over here to steal my

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technique.

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Don't flatter yourself.

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Yeah.

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We'll see about that.

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Aha, see?

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I told you. I told you. Just get out of
here. Would you mind keeping it down?

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I'm trying to read to Tammy.

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Oh, okay, Kim. We're sorry.

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you're not going to leave your left side
open like that in competition, are you?

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They'll kill you. I mean, give me that.
Let me show you what they're doing

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wrong. Will you get out of here? I'm
trying to practice. No, I'm serious,

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I mean, I know I'm new at fencing, but
if you're doing something there, I think

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I can help.

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Well, let's see. Got your sword.

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Got your sword.

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You're going to have a lot of defense
unless I won't have this sword.

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Stop it. I'm telling you. Cut it out. I
mean it.

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Jimmy, you've got to come get your dad
out of our yard. Why? What's wrong?

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He and Tom are arguing and bickering
like little kids. I would put them both

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over my knee and spank them if I didn't
think Greg's dad would cry and your dad

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would like it.

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Dad, you've got to come home.

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Why? Because you're bothering Kim and
you're bothering Tom. Just come back to

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the house and relax.

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I can't relax. I've got to get ready for
the Senior Olympics here.

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Come on, Dad. You really don't think
you've got a chance to win, do you?

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of course I do.

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You said yourself I was a natural.

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Yeah, Dad, listen.

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The only reason I said that is so you
wouldn't help us with the kitchen

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What? I'm sorry, but you kept messing
things up. Christine was losing her

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patience. Well, I can't help it if you
and Christine or Dad in particular are

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about the way kitchen looks.

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I mean, every little thing has to be
just... Perfect. No, okay, Dad, you just

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slap everything together willy -nilly
that there's no right angles. I mean, my

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kitchen looks like it was built by Dr.
Seuss.

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Maybe I'm not the best carpenter in the
world, but I can fence.

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No, Dad, you can't fence. See, you do
this all the time. You shoot your mouth

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off about how great you're going to be
at something, and then when it comes

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to prove it, you make a big fool out of
yourself, okay? Just like you did with

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fixing up the house. Yeah, well, this is
different. I mean, if you think I can't

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beat a bunch of old codgers at fencing,
then you're crazy.

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They like shooting cats in a barrel.

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Yeah, Dad, it's shooting fish in a
barrel, not shooting cats in a barrel.

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Clearly you were too young to remember
our trip to Uncle Jack's farm.

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Then again, it's probably for the best.

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This is really cool.

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It's nice to know there's a place for
people to compete in athletics when they

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get older.

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When you think of it, it's a beautiful
thing.

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Yeah, that's what I thought until I saw
the wrinkly old swim team warming up.

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It looked like a pool and cocoon after
it lost its powers.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
California Senior Olympics.

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The fencing competition will begin in
two minutes.

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Hear that, Tom? Two minutes. You better
get your shoes tied there. End the game,

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Tom. End the game.

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Well, son, you ready to watch your old
man carve up these old geezers like a

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Thanksgiving turkey?

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Dad, please don't do this, okay? You're
just going to embarrass yourself.

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Yeah, I heard the first ten times you
said that. I got ears, you know.

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One may be a quarter inch higher than
the other, but they both work.

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Our first match is Michael Futrell from
San Diego versus Tom Warner from

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West Los Angeles.

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Ready? Fence!

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Ha!

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Some unfortunate news.

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In the match of Hughes versus Swirling,
Mr.

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Swirling has to withdraw because...

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His gout has not responded to
medication.

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Winner, Hughes.

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Ready? Ten.

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You've got to move.

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But the moon.

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In the match of Hughes versus

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Propek, Mr. Propek has had to withdraw
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he's fallen and he can't get out.

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Tom Warner against James Hughes.

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Both men to the fencing strip, please.

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Come on, Dad. Go get him.

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Fire up the campfire, son. Your old
man's about to put a wiener on a stick.

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Ready?

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Fence.

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Foul on Hughes for running off the
strip.

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You didn't tell me I couldn't do that.
Well, you can't.

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call these ticky -tack rules all day
long? Come on, come on, come on. Give me

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sword back. Let's go.

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Foul on Hughes.

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Unsportsmanlike conduct.

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What? That's three fouls. Hughes is
disqualified.

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Warner wins the match.

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Ha -ha. See? I told you.

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Rules, Big Jimmy. Ha -ha. This is
discipline sports.

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This isn't like some knife fight in an
alley.

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You want to win? You got to play by...
the rules. Well, rules is very important

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to you. How come you lied about living
in California?

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He don't even live there. He's
ineligible. He lives somewhere where

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to Virginia.

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Is that true?

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Well, yes and no.

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I'm bi -coastal. I have a house in
Virginia, but I also have a blockbuster

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from just down the street.

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I'm sorry.

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You're disqualified.

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Rules, Tom.

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You gotta play by the rules.

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What? I'm back. Hey, boss. We'll

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be

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right

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back.

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All right, Mr. Hughes.

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Come back in a few days to get that
wound checked out. In the meantime, be

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thinking about what color glass eye you
want.

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What are you thinking?

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Thinking I was right.

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I'm thinking you're an idiot.

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I'm thinking because you had to shoot
your big mouth off, you almost got

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yourself killed.

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No, I mean, what do you think about the
glass eye?

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You know, I was thinking brown. I
already got a blue one. You know,

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colors. Kind of like a husky or David
Bowie.

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Dad, you know something? I really, I
have to know why.

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Why do you always have to pretend you're
great at something you're not?

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Maybe, just maybe one day I'd like to do
something to make you proud of me.

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What are you talking about?

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You don't think your father's good at
anything, unlike Greg, who can't stop

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bragging about his father's fencing, or
your kids who think you're the greatest

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thing in the world.

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I mean, just for once in my life, I'd
like to do something to make you proud

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me. I don't know how much time I have
left.

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Dad, I don't know what to say.

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It's a big man to admit those kind of
feelings. I'm impressed.

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Will you say you're proud of me?

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Sure, I'm proud.

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I'll take it.

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Hey, guys. Hey, Big Jimmy. How you
doing?

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I'm fine, thanks.

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Tom, I'm sorry I poked your eye out.

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I'm sorry I poked your eye out.

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On the bright side, next year, maybe we
can enter the Senior Special Olympics.

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Friends?

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Huh? Oh, yeah.

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Hey, Dad, where are you going?

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I'm going back down to the Senior
Olympics. Today they're doing Greco

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wrestling. I think I got a chance to
medal.

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Some unfortunate news.

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In the wrestling match of Hughes versus
Mariano, Mr.

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Mariano has to withdraw due to a

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misjudgment with his stool softener
prescription.

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unfortunate news.

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In the match of Hughes versus Kleckner,
Mr.

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Kleckner had to withdraw because his
Levitra worked.

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Winner, Hughes.

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Some unfortunate news.

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In the match of Hughes versus

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Robertson.

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Mr. Robertson has to withdraw because...

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Well, let's just have a moment of
silence

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for Mr.

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Robertson.