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Can I help you with those bags?

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Can I help you with those bags,
sweetheart?

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Now you want to help me with bags? Where
were you when that old bag took my

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parking spot at the mall?

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Okie dokie, kids. Why don't you go play
before you hear Mommy use any more of

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those naughty words?

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That old lady clearly stole my parking
spot, and you totally took her side.

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Kim, I just thought you were trying to
squeeze into a space that didn't belong

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to you. Nice, Greg. Thanks.

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I'll remember that tonight when you try
to squeeze into a space that doesn't

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belong to you.

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Hey. Hey.

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Jim, you still working on the thing?

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Yeah. Yeah, I just thought I'd come over
and pick up some of the mail I didn't

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forward to her.

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How's the house coming along?

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Good. Good. Actually, um, it's in good
enough shape that we wanted to invite

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guys next door for a barbecue tomorrow.

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Oh, that is so sweet. I didn't know you
guys got a barbecue.

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We didn't, but your barbecue has wheels
and our friends have the gate.

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Gotcha. Hey, Jimmy, how much longer are
you going to be? We've got a lot of

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stuff to do.

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Jimmy?

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Why don't you just sleep?

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You're not going to tell him he's got a
Brillo pad stuck to his face?

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Are you kidding?

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That's the guy who let me spend a whole
Easter Sunday with a maxi pad stuck to

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the back of my dress.

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You got a wife that can't end up with
you.

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You know, it gives the food a little
extra flavor.

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What are the mesquites?

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Lincoln log.

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Hey, great job on the stuffed mushrooms,
Christine. Did you steal my recipe?

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No, I stole your mushroom.

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Well, you sure did pick a great wine.

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This is one of my favorites and not easy
to find.

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In fact, I'm down to my last. This is
ours, too, isn't it?

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Yeah, right, it's yours. Look, can you
guys at least pretend to be surprised

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when your key lime pie comes out?

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Don't worry about it. We're just glad
you had it, Silver.

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And by the way, the house looked great.

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I tell you what, wait till I get done
with the yard.

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I'm going to put in a hammock, make a
clubhouse for the boys, and even put in

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regulation horseshoe pit.

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Some of my best memories growing up was
playing horseshoes with my dad.

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Aw, that's sweet.

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Yeah, it was one of the few times we'd
throw heavy objects at each other and

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actually get points for it.

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Where are you going to put the horseshoe
pit?

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Right along the fence.

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Yeah, but there's a tree there.

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Yeah, we're going to cut that down.

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What? Do you have to?

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Unless beavers come and do it for me.

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I sure will hate to see this tree go. It
gives me lemons for my tea, shades my

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bedroom from the morning sun. When I
open up the windows at night, I get to

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to sleep to the sweet smell of citrus.

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Is there any way you can help me out
here?

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Sure can. I get you some coffee, some
drapes, and a lemon -scented glade plug

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-in.

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Look, Jimmy, I know this is your yard,
and I want you to do whatever makes you

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happy, but in the spirit of being good
neighbors...

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Could I ask you to consider not cutting
down that tree, neighbor?

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How can I say no to that?

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Huh? How can I say no to that? I tell
you what, don't worry, neighbor. All

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right, the tree stays. I will find
another place to put the horseshoe pit.

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you, neighbor, and I will gladly return
the favor someday.

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All right, kids, food's ready. Come and
get it. Here we go.

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All right, here's one for you. Thank
you.

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There's one for you.

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Mine's too pink.

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Make it a little more well done.

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He's awfully choosy for a kid who ate
his own goldfish.

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Have a successful evening.

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You know, I think that's the first time
you and I ever served mushrooms at a

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party where that giant lizard playing a
banjo didn't show up.

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This isn't going to work. I can't put a
regulation horseshoe court right here.

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There's no room for my backswing.

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You'll be fine.

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Christine, I'm a high arch pitcher. Say,
I'm nothing without my backswing.

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So just make the court shorter.

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Shorter? Well, yeah, why don't we make
everything shorter? Why don't we make

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Indianapolis 500 the Indianapolis 12?

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Yeah, good. Maybe I'd watch it.

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You know, I can't go east -west because
of the sun glare.

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No, and I can't put it here because the
limbs are in the way. The tree's got to

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go.

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Jimmy, if it were any other neighbor
besides Greg, I'd say cut it down. But,

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know, he's done a lot for us, and he did
ask nicely.

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You're right. It's just frustrating.

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It's like I finally got a yard to call
my own.

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It's like what? So if I want to trim the
hedge, I got to ask Greg?

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You know, if I want to build a clubhouse
for the boys, do I need his permission?

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I want to swing naked on a tire swing.
Is Greg going to have a problem with

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that?

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Jimmy, everyone's going to have a
problem with that.

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Especially the tire.

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Jim, do you like this belt?

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Yeah. I liked it better when I bought it
for me.

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Oops. Do me a favor. Don't tell anyone
your husband can fit into the same belt

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as you.

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Don't worry. That's not something I'm
going to shout from the rooftops.

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Hi, Kim.

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You're dry and fixed. You just had a
bunch of lint clogging your exhaust

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Thanks. I don't know what we would do
without your help.

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Can I keep this?

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Yeah, I guess. Why?

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I gotta tape a tail on it, make it look
like a rat, and stick it in the back of

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Christine's closet.

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It's a little payback for making me go
all the way to the grocery store wearing

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a Brillo pad.

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Hey, Jimmy, speaking of helping us out,
any idea when you're going to finish

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painting the guest room like you
promised?

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Dude, I forgot about that.

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Yeah, it's kind of been a while now, and
I was hoping you'd get to it before my

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mom visits this month.

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She's visiting again already?

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Yes. She wants to see the kids. She's
getting older. She's not going to be

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around forever.

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You keep promising that.

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Look, you did a great job the first
time. It's just the pink color kind of

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my mom. She says it reminds her of being
in a giant womb.

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Your mom is sort of a giant womb.

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That's nice.

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Not the way I say it.

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Listen, I'm just kind of backed up with
stuff in my own house, you know? Well,

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you know, we could always hire someone.
Hey, hey, I'll handle this.

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But I... Jim, me and Jimmy have an
agreement, okay?

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How he's always kind of paid us back for
living here so many years is by helping

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us out around the house. Okay, look, I
know I made a promise, and believe me, I

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should have done it before I moved out.
It's just that, you know, since I'm so

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backed up with stuff in my own house, I
was thinking, you know, since we're

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neighbors now, and I was just thinking,
you know, perhaps in the spirit of being

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good neighbors, you know, you'd consider
letting me slide on this. What do you

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say, neighbor?

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I don't think so.

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What? Hey.

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Tim, my mom is visiting, and me and
Jimmy have a deal.

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So wait a second.

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All that nice neighbor stuff doesn't
work when it's something I want, only

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you want me to not cut down that stupid
tree.

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The tree is not stupid. I roll out of my
bed every morning, and I reach out of

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my window and pick a fresh lemon for my
morning tea. There's no better way to

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start the day. Well, you know what?
Instead of grabbing my lemons, maybe you

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should roll the other way and grab one
of Kim's. Hey!

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Seems to me a better way to start the
day.

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You apologize to Kim right now.

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That's all right.

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Truth is, I wouldn't mind a little
squeeze.

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Greg, listen, okay?

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Me keeping that tree means that I'm not
going to get the yard that I always

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dreamed of. And you've got to give me
credit, man.

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I'm making a painful sacrifice for you.
Oh, you want to talk about a painful

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sacrifice? Try coming down those stairs
every morning for four years and finding

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you and your tidy whities.

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Let me tell you something. By the last
year, they weren't so tidy.

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And they weren't so whitey.

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What the hell are you doing down there?

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What do you mean?

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Well, it's bad enough that you're
telling Jimmy when I do and don't

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lemons, but... I mean, when I'm in the
middle of an argument, you're supposed

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back me up. Why? I thought you were
wrong.

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Well, it doesn't matter if I'm wrong.
United we stand, Kim. It's one of the

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rules of marriage.

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Since when?

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Since God made Adam eat Eve's rib.

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Whatever it is.

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Well, this must be a new rule because
you shouldn't back me up the other day

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when that old lady took my parking spot
at the mall. Are you still holding on to

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that? It was humiliating. We stood there
yelling and you totally took her side.

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Kim, she barely spoke any English. I'm
sure she didn't even know what side I

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on. You stood behind me and went...
Well, this is different. She didn't live

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our guest house for four years.

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Now, Jimmy owes me. I expect you to back
me up.

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Don't you dare cut that tree!

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What's that?

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I can't hear you.

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Yes, yes, it has.

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That tree has thorns, you know.

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Yes, it has.

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I'm going to need some Band -Aids,
please.

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What's going on?

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Oh, Greg, nice climbing.

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I thought you were afraid of heights.

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Yeah, thanks for reminding me of my
fears, Christine. What's next, you going

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send the clown from Poltergeist up here?

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Greg's up there because he's trying to
stop me from cutting down a tree.

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I can't believe this. You guys are
really going to fight over a horseshoe

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No. It's not about a horseshoe pit,
Christine. It's about my dignity, okay?

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still expects me to do whatever he tells
me to do. I have my own house now, and

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I should have my own rules.

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You owe me.

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Jimmy, just put the chainsaw down, all
right? We talked about this. Uh -huh. It

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doesn't sound like she's on your side,
Jimmy.

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Hard to be successful when you don't
have the support of your own wife.

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Ow!

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Thanks for the Band -Aids, honey.

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Christine, can you toss those up to me?

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Why don't you just come down and get
him? You and I have to go to the office

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anyway. Ha ha! Hey, have a nice day at
work, sucker.

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You have to work, too. Ha ha ha!

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Have a nice day at work, sucker fool.

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Uh, you know what?

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I think I'm going to call in sick.

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Then I'm going to call in sick, too.

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Christine, when you get to the office,
forward all the calls to my cell phone.

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Today, I will be working out of the
tree.

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Just great to just kick back and relax
for the day, huh?

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Especially on a nice, comfy lawn chair.

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Yeah.

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Tell you one thing a lawn chair doesn't
have.

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Thorns.

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Yeah, another thing a lawn chair doesn't
have. Lemons.

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Oh,

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yeah, that's real mature.

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That's real mature. But actually, see,
you're wrong.

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It does have lemons.

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You know what else it's got? It's got
pine cones, too.

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Ow! Ow!

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Ow! I didn't throw anything.

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Ow, I got lemon juice in my thorn hole.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Are you hungry?

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No. Come on, man, you didn't have
breakfast.

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Not even your precious tea.

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I'm fine.

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All right, listen, time out, okay?

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I know we're fighting, okay, but it's
hot, and I know you've got your blood

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sugar issues, so listen, I don't want
you to get dizzy and fall, so seriously,

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if you start to feel woozy, just let me
know, and I'll get you something to eat,

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okay?

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I, uh, maybe I can go for a little
something.

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I don't want you to suck a lemon,
jackass.

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Yeah, we got the first contract, but we
can't sign off until Part C has

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provisions for it.

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The contract's Part C needs provisions
for the... Sorry,

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there's a crow.

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A crow.

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I am in a tree.

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Right?

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Anyway, before we can sign off, Part C
needs provisions for... Ow!

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Sorry, a neighbor just hit me with a
rock.

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A rock!

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Phil out here?

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Greg, why haven't you answered your cell
phone?

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I dropped my phone and Jimmy won't give
it back. Oh, yeah, by the way, my

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cousin's station in Tokyo says,
Konnichiwa.

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Look, Savitsky's looking for you. Got
that meeting with Mel Gibson at 2 o

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'clock. Oh, man, I can't reschedule
that. He always calls up and curses at

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And when Mel says go to hell, you think
you just might.

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Well, well, well. I'll tell you what.
Why don't you run off to your meeting,

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I'm going to go find my chainsaw.

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And you tell Mel that if he's interested
in making another Bible movie, I'm

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going to have some good wood for a
cross.

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Well, I'll tell you, take some lemons,
because they won't be there later.

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Jimmy, you're not going to cut this tree
down. Oh, yeah? Why not?

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there. Christine, don't move.

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Hey, you can't tell my wife what to do.
Hey, she might be your wife, but from

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nine to five, she's my assistant.

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Christine, I'll relieve you when I get
back from my meeting with Mel.

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Sorry, I'm on the clock.

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Good night, Tarzan.

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Good night, Cheetah.

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Well, I fed, bathed, and put the
children to bed all by myself.

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Hope you're enjoying your little
vacation in the trees.

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How about a little support here? United
We Stand, remember?

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Yeah, like at the mall.

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Will you drop that already?

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That woman probably didn't even know
what I was doing.

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I mean, who knows? Maybe this in Russian
means have a nice day.

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And maybe this means have a nice night.

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tree, didn't you? Relax, you'll find.

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Yeah, luckily you fell on top of me.

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Yeah, four years of patting your body
with free Doritos and ho -hos finally

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off.

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I knew this was gonna happen. Oh, yeah,
please.

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Like you knew I was gonna be startled by
a wild animal.

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What happened? That crow come back and
scare you?

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It was a spider. It crawled into my ear.
It might have laid eggs. We don't know

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yet.

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You could have killed yourself.

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Right, man, come on. Dude, this is
getting crazy.

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Okay, you could have broken your neck.

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I don't want to see you get hurt.

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So I'm going to go get you some ice for
your leg. And seriously, dude, we just

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sit down and talk about this.

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Thanks. I think that might be a good
idea.

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You are so lucky you weren't seriously
hurt.

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No, it kind of puts it all in
perspective.

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It's crazy.

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I'm out there risking life and limb to
save the life of some limbs.

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You were working on that before the
fall, weren't you? I had a little time

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hands today.

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Well, I'm glad that you and Jimmy are
going to work things out. No, it's

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ridiculous.

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Why are we fighting all the time? We're
friends.

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Hey, Jimmy, could you bring me some
water, too, please?

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Jimmy?

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Son of a bitch!

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I can't believe you're not dead.

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You are acting like an idiot.

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I'm doing what I have to do.

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Any man would do the same thing that was
standing in my shoes.

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Where are my shoes?

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I think I got stuck when we pulled you
out of the earth.

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So Greg, this is nuts.

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Okay, clearly this means a lot more to
you than it means to me. I'm done.

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Okay, I'm not going to cut down the
three.

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Seriously? Seriously.

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Well, thank you. That means a lot to me.

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I'm not going to get my horseshoe, Pitt,
but...

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At least now we're even.

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Excuse me?

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We're even.

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Jimmy, you've been living in my guest
house for four years. We're not even

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one treat.

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Greg, drop it already. United we stand,
Kim. United we stand.

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Okay, so, um, wait a second, Greg. When
does it end? What do I need to do to get

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even? You need to help me as much as
I've helped you, which will never happen

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because I don't need your help.
Therefore, we will never be even. Look,

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never get even, why am I even trying?
You can go jump off your roof for all I

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care. I'm cutting down the tree. No,
you're not.

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Oh, yes, I am. Well, you're going to
have to go through me to do it. Oh,

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an end to this.

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I am sick of listening to the two of you
arguing, and I'm not going to raise our

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kids by myself while you sit in a tree
like that crazy hippie chick on

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United we stand, Kim. You're supposed to
back me up here.

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Yeah, well, you were supposed to back me
up in the mall the other day. I don't

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know about you and Jimmy, but at least
now we're even.

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Talk about crazy. They should put your
nutty ass on Dateline.

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Well, I guess you won.

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Hope you're happy.

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Sometimes an argument gets so crazy and
out of hand that the reason you started

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fighting ends up seeming so petty.

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Even though you won, you don't end up
feeling good about it.

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This is not one of those times.

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Boys, grab your rosin! We're pinching
some shoes!