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Hey, did you guys clean up your toys in
there?

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No. Well, go back in there and pick them
up. You want your mom to trip on a

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Power Ranger again and break her other
ankle?

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No, we're sorry.

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Christine, you broke your ankle trying
on slutty shoes at the mall.

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Knowing their mom's a clumsy tramp is
going to keep their room clean for the

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next six to eight weeks.

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Hey, did you guys know Walt's house is
for sale next door?

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Walt's moving?

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Because you'd think he would have said
something.

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Kim, the guy barely spoke to us. He
spent most of his time leering at you

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the fence while you were gardening.

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Yeah. That almost would have been sweet
if every time I bent over to pick a

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carrot, he didn't yell, Booyah!

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I've got to admit, I've always wanted to
see the inside of that place.

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Well, they're having an open house next
door. We should go check it out. Oh, my

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God, we should.

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I'll go get the kids.

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Walt's moving.

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I've got to admit, I'm going to miss the
weird little guy. Not me.

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He used to climb the avocado tree in his
backyard and try and watch me shower.

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He did?

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Oh, that's right, honey.

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You weren't the only game in town.

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I got to tell you, it looks a lot better
than when Greg and I first came over.

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There were so many fast food wrappers on
the ground, it looks like they were

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renting a room to the Hamburglar.

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Hi, I'm Donna Trenton, the realtor. Hi,
how you doing?

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Actually, we live next door.

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Is Walt here?

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No, he's gone.

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Gone as in dead? Because that would
explain the smell.

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No, he actually moved out three weeks
ago and unfortunately he did not take

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smell with him.

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Wow, this is not a lot of money for a
house in this neighborhood.

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Are prices going down?

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No, that's pretty much just for the
land. See, anyone who buys a place like

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is pretty much just going to tear it
down or wait for a good strong wind and

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if it goes down on its own.

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This is great.

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Living next to this place always brought
down our property values. Now they're

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going to go way up.

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Can we get a flyer?

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Please. Can we get a flyer, please?

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Don't talk to me like I'm four years
old. Then don't act like you're four

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old. Not here, Joanna.

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Not here.

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Can you imagine what it would be like
living next to those two, arguing all

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time? I know.

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It really makes me appreciate how
fortunate we were that our parents lived

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together in cold silence.

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I hear you live next door.

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Uh, yeah, we do.

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Oh, well, are the schools good in this
area?

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Um, well, actually... They're terrible.

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Yeah, you'd be shocked how stupid our
kids are.

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Why are you asking about schools? We
don't have kids.

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Well, we might have kids if you just
swallow your pride and take that pill

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doctor prescribed.

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Not here, Joanna.

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Not here.

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Good thinking. Chad, well, why leave it
to chance, right? I mean, we should make

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sure someone moves in here that we like.

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That's a great idea. Why don't you guys
hang out back and me and Kim will stay

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up front. We'll keep our eye out for
somebody good.

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Okay. And Kim, could you tell Emily to
stop eating bugs? She just cost us 15

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cents.

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Look at this backyard.

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I guess Walt didn't exactly have a green
thumb.

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Yeah, it's ironic because he did have a
green thumb.

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Really, I think it was, like, infected
or something.

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Hey, let's check these people out.

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Hi. Hey, how you doing?

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Hi. So, uh, do you guys like the house?

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Oh, it's a good -sized lot.

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I think it could make for a decent
little pied -à -terre.

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She's joking, of course. Her sense of
humor is more Benchley than Thurber.

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If I wanted to hear people use words I
don't understand, I'd watch Frasier.

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You too.

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Hi, you guys. What did you think of the
property?

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Oh, we like it. It seems like a very
nice, quiet neighborhood.

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Plus, it's convenient.

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I'd have an easy commute to the music
center. Oh, you work at the music

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We have tickets to the Philharmonic this
weekend.

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You'll see me there. I'm first violin.

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Really? Around my house, I'm second
fiddle. Oh, no!

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Don't make dumb jokes. I like them.

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We're Greg and Kim. We live next door.
Oh.

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So if you bought the place, would you
build a brand new house?

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Oh, definitely.

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Yeah, probably four bedrooms, three
baths, if we can fit it. Oh, sure you

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That's what we have.

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Would you like to come check out our
floor plan?

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Oh, are you kidding? We'd be delighted.

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Oh, great. I'm going to go grab my kid.

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Hey, and you know another great thing
about this neighborhood is the backyards

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are so big. We actually had room for a
guest house.

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Guest house? Now, there's an idea.

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Yeah. A bad one.

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You two really seem to love living in
this area.

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Oh, we do.

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I don't know if it's the top -ranked
school system or the amazingly low crime

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rate. Yeah, the only time you'll hear
the words hate crime around here is when

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people are saying, I hate crime. And we
do. We do.

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Kim, you're quite a baker.

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This is so good, I could serve it at my
restaurant.

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You own a restaurant?

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Yeah, I'm a chef, and, uh... A couple of
years ago, I opened up a little place.

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Little place.

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Number one in the latest Agate Sky.

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I'm sure you've heard of Sky.

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You own Sky?

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We tried to make a reservation there
last Saturday night and couldn't get in.

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even tried saying we were Brad Pitt and
Jennifer Aniston and it still didn't

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work.

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That's because they were already there.

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Well, you won't have to worry about
getting a table if we move in next door.

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fact, after we fix up that backyard, I
think we'll be entertaining all the

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Hey, Greg, come on over.

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I'm cooking an extra steak.

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Hey, neighbor. Hey, neighbor. How about
an imported beer and a... frosty mug

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while you're waiting on your filet
mignon.

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Yeah, that'd be great.

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Margaret!

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Wow, that was quick.

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Thank you. I used to work in a bar.

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Margaret, since that beer is from
Vienna, how about a little Mozart?

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Wow.

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Did you hear that, Frank?

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I'm thinking about making an offer.
You're kidding. That's great.

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Well, we should get going.

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Take care. Thank you so much for
everything.

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There you are.

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We were wondering where you guys ran off
to.

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We've been talking to our new friends,
Joel and Margaret.

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Oh, yeah. We met next door. Hey, great
news. They're thinking about buying

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They'd be our new neighbors. You're
kidding.

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What house do you live in?

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Actually, we live in their guest house.

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Oh, bad idea. I get it now.

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You guys are going to love Joel and
Margaret. We've been getting to know

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other, and we are all just so
compatible.

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That's true.

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We're like a fine white port and pan
-seared foie gras.

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For what?

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Allow me to translate.

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We're like cheese and whiz. You'll learn
how to communicate, little.

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Well, take care.

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It was a pleasure having made your
acquaintance.

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I met you.

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Met you.

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Yeah, we'll see you later.

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You've got to be kidding. We can't find
better neighbors than them.

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What are you talking about? Joel and
Margaret are perfect.

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We didn't really seem to hit it off with
them. Besides, we met this other couple

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that's great, okay?

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He's an adult film producer, and I don't
know what she does, but I swear I've

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seen her somewhere before.

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I'm sorry, we've decided on Joel and
Margaret. We like them. We have to live

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next door to them, too. Don't we get a
say? No.

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Kim, will you tell him he's not being
fair?

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Well, I would, but I kind of agree with
him. What?

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I'm sorry you guys didn't hit it off
with Joel and Margaret, but this is our

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house, and it's really our decision.

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I can't believe our opinion doesn't even
matter.

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Your opinion matters.

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Just not to us.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Trying to figure out how long it'll be
before we have enough money to move out

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of here.

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Well, I hope that mortgage calculator
has an infinity key.

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I'm just so sick of Greg and Kim getting
to make all the decisions.

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You know, I guess I was just hoping it
was both of us working and interest

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being so low that it wouldn't be long
before we... Oh, my God.

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Jimmy, according to this...

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We could get a loan and afford to buy a
house right now.

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Afford a house? Where? On Mediterranean
or Baltic Avenue?

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Seriously, you know what? I could win
second prize in a beauty contest. We

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put up a Little Red Hotel.

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Jimmy, I'm serious.

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We can afford to buy a walled house.

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We can live in this neighborhood.

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Next door.

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And keep our kids in the same school
district?

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Yeah, I mean, we'd have to live in a
walled house as is instead of building a

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new one, but... Yeah, we can afford it.

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I can't believe this. We're gonna be
homeowners.

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And we don't have to live in a house as
is.

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Okay? We can fix it up as a family.

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Hey, you can do some painting.

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I can refinish the floors.

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You know what? And the kids, they can
use their money they got from killing

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roaches to buy traps for the mice.

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Hey guys, turn off the TV. We've got
some great news.

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What?

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Well, I can't believe I'm actually
saying this, but, um, we're moving out.

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Moving out?

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This is usually the point where my alarm
clock goes off and I curse yet another

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dawn.

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No, we're serious. We can afford to buy
the house next door.

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You're kidding!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. How in the world are
you guys going to afford to build a

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new house next door?

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I don't know. We can't. We'll just have
to live in Walt's house the way it is.

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This is perfect.

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It's the best of both worlds. You'll
have your own place, and we'll be able

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see you every day.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Greg, you're kind of quiet.

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Aren't you thrilled? We're finally going
to move out.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. It's just
great.

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Hey, neighbor.

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Hey, neighbor.

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Hey, while you're waiting on your
wiener, how about a beer?

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Christine!

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Here. It's kind of warm. I had two
friends over last night. Somebody left

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out. And you might want to check the
bottom for cigarette butts.

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Hold this a second.

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I didn't know you guys had a dog.

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Actually, we've got a bit of a rat
problem, but we figured out if you keep

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fed back here, they stay out of the
house.

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running. He's only playing with you.

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If you pick him up and you rub his
belly, he'll fall asleep in your arms.

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Hey, great news.

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They accepted our offer. We got the
house. Way to combine, Kelly. Isn't that

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great? Hey, congratulations, neighbors.

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Yeah, congratulations.

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Yeah, well, uh...

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They should go now, but we'll be back on
Saturday going over some blueprints.

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We'd love you to come by.

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We'll be there.

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I'll bring the coffee and the donuts.

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Oh, that is a crushing blow.

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Now, hold on. They haven't bought the
house yet, okay? Maybe they'll decide

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to take it for some reason. Well, that's
not going to happen. Greg and I did too

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good a job of charming them.

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I even gave them some of my sun tea with
mint and mango.

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There's no coming back from that.

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I can't believe it. We were so close.

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I was almost the first Hughes to buy a
house without wheels.

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Hi.

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Just a little something to welcome you
to the neighborhood.

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Oh, thank you, Kim. We've just been
talking about what fun it's going to be

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living next to you and Greg.

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Ooh, these brownies look delicious.

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Thanks. They're my special recipe.

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The ones on the left are daytime
brownies. The ones on the right are

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brownies.

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You didn't add any marijuana to the
nighttime brownies, did you? No, no, no,

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no. The weed is in the daytime brownies.

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I don't know what Greg put in the
nighttime brownies, but let's just say

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been talking to a plant since midnight.

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Oh, um, okay.

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Good, thank you.

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Hey, guys, sorry to bother you.

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But the kid's pet got loose. You didn't
happen to see a snake in here, have you?

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Well, there's one draped around you.

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Oh, no, this little fella? No, no, we're
looking for his mama.

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Oh, dear God.

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All right, well, listen, just keep an
eye out. And if you run into her, just

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down and be still, okay? She won't eat
anything she thinks is already dead.

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Have you ever noticed how sparkly your
eyes are?

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They are gorgeous.

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Thank you.

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So, Margaret, I guess if you work with
the Philharmonic, you work a lot of

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nights, right?

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Yeah.

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Greg works nights, too.

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I'm always looking for someone to have a
little wine with.

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You know, just hang.

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Oh. Hey, sorry to bother you. Uh, Kim,
bad news. One of those gang members

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into your car again.

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Mayor, what do you think they're going
to get? They already stole the radio

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week.

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You have gangs in this neighborhood?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, and by the way, don't go out of the
house wearing blue.

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I made that mistake last week.

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Broke my leg.

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The realtor didn't say anything about
gangs.

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Hey, how'd you get in here?

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I crawled in through the back there. I
didn't want others to see me.

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Look, Greg, if you're having a bad trip
from your brownies, maybe you should go

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back to your house and talk to your
plant.

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No, there's nothing wrong with the
brownies. They're making everything up.

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It's a scam.

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They're trying to scare you out of
buying the house because Jimmy and

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decided they want it.

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So Kim doesn't really like my eyes and
want to hang?

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Look, just promise me you're not going
to back out of the deal.

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Okay? If Jimmy and Christine move in
here, I'll never get rid of them. Well,

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thought we had bad relatives. At least
ours don't glom on to every part of our

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life. Yeah, thank you. Finally, someone
who understands.

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Must be miserable having to deal with
them all the time.

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I can't believe the guy has his whole
family living in your guest house.

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Doesn't he have any self -respect?

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Well, you know, being a security guard,
he doesn't make that much money, and

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she's been going back to school.

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He's a security guard. Perfect.

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I'd have marked either for that or a
street sweeper. Well, actually, he...

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still in college.

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Dumb and poor.

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That's a lethal combination.

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Well, she's not dumb. Really? She
married a security guard.

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You know who they remind me of? Tell me.

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Remember the documentary we saw about
carnival folk? Oh, God, yes, yes. You

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a beard on their youngest and they're
dead ringers.

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All right, you know, that's enough.

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Excuse me?

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You can't talk about Jimmy and Christine
like that. You hardly even know them.

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You're kidding, right?

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You're defending them now?

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You've been acting like you hate them.

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Well, I'm allowed to hate them. They're
my family.

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And maybe they're not as smart as you
guys, and maybe they don't have as much

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money as you, but at least they're not
snobs.

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Hey.

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I don't think I like you coming into our
house and calling us snubs. Well, I

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don't think you have to worry about that
anymore because I don't want you as

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neighbors. Oh, that's adorable, Greg.

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But unless somebody pronounced you king
of the neighborhood, I don't think

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that's your decision.

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We're going to buy the house.

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And you, my friend, have just blown any
chance you ever had of being invited

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over for a little of my famous filet
mignon.

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Au revoir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You burned
me to speak French. I get it.

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Do you believe that? I mean, to think we
actually liked them.

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Yeah.

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Well, I'd be willing to give her a
second chance.

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I forgot my sunglasses.

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What do you think you're doing?

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I'm a nudist. Did I forget to mention
that?

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Do you think we're stupid?

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You're just doing the same thing they
did to try and make us leave.

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For God's sake, put some clothes on.

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I can't. I'm a nudist.

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No, you're not. You have tan lines.

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What, do you wear socks to the beach?

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You're not a nudist. You're crazy.

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Well, maybe I am, but would it make you
feel uncomfortable living next to a

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crazy person?

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Make that a crazy naked person.

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Joe, make him put on some clothes. I'm
not touching him. Well, this is going to

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be your life, folks.

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So I hope you get used to waking up
every morning and peeking over your

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see me doing a little yoga.

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Yeah,

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yeah, maybe you'll get used to it. But
what about your friends from the

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Philharmonic when they come over to
visit? Because this is going to be their

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view for a very, very, very long time.

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Kim, tell Jimmy and Christine they can
have the house. Joel and Margaret backed

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out. It's Greg.

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Joel and Margaret backed out.

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We can buy the house.

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God, I can't believe it. This is so
great.

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Greg, where are you?

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It's a long story.

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I'm going to need you to bring me $1
,000 and a pair of shorts.

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You ready?

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and my pride