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Oh, man.

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Billy, check this out. Tim Rafferty. You
think he'll be at our high school

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reunion? Well, since it's a 15 -year
reunion and his sentence was 10 to 20,

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say it's a coin toss.

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I don't even want to go to this thing.
I'm going to be bored out of my mind.

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come on. You're going to be able to hang
out with me and Billy.

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Okay, Mom.

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I'll see you then.

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Hey, Kim, remember Todd Jonas?

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God, I hope he's not at the reunion.

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Why? Who's Todd Jonas? Oh, God, this guy
who had a huge crush on me all through

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high school. Oh, he'd write me poetry,
hang around my locker, even drive by my

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house late at night. He was totally
obsessed with me.

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It worked out great for me. I once sold
him Kim's bath towel for 50 bucks.

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Thanks a lot for that.

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You wore it around school like a cape.

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Well, at least people liked you.

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Us picked on all the time in high
school.

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Oh, too bad, man. High school was the
greatest time of my life. Check it out.

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Senior year, I was voted coolest guy.

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Oh, good for you. I guess that's as good
as a college diploma.

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Hey, back in high school, this guy was
the king.

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Started a football team, drove the
coolest car, and a party wasn't a party

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Jimmy broke into one of his famous air
guitar performances.

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Yeah, sometimes I'd get so turned on,
I'd throw my air paddies on stage.

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One, two, three. You got a wife that
keeps in love with you.

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Yeah, babe. You say you got the poker,
but it's you.

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Yeah, babe.

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And you live your life the best you can.

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Yeah, babe.

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So your family screws up the plan.

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Yeah, babe. Family is family is family.
Yeah, babe.

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Family is family is family.

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I can't wait to introduce you to all my
old friends.

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Why, so they can give me a how -the
-hell -did -a -guy -like -you -get -a

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-like -Kim look?

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I'd keep that every year at Christmas
for my mother.

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Stop it. You know, if you tried, you
might just have fun. All right.

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Come on, let's check in.

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Oh, God.

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It's Mr.

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Shipley. That creep used to hate on me
all the time.

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He did?

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I remember Mr. Shipley as being nice.

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He used to offer everyone rides in his
wheelchair.

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Yeah, well, when he offered me a ride,
he'd ask me to turn around and face him.

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Mr.

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Schiffle, you remember Christine, right?

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Christine. Look at you.

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All grown up and just as pretty as ever.

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Let me put this name tag on you. Oh, no,
you don't have to do that. That's okay.

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I insist.

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Good to be home.

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Hey, Mr. Shipley. Billy Colavita. I was
in your intro to shop class.

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Yes, Billy.

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Sorry to remember you. How could I not
remember you?

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Yeah, sorry again about the whole thing
with the bandsaw on your leg.

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That's okay.

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I'm enjoying the party.

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Oh, my God.

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Karen Hoffman?

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Kim?

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Kim what, Keith?

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You look great.

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No, you look great.

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This is my husband, Craig.

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Hi.

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Really?

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Yeah, really. She married me.

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I happen to make a lot of money.

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Mystery solved. I'll be at the bar.

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That was you. You look good.

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The dude just called me Drew Hallett.
Yeah, he was in our class.

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You know, you do kind of look like him.
Was Drew a good -looking guy?

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Well, it's kind of hard to tell
underneath all that acne.

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His nickname was Extra Toppings.

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Hey, Drew.

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You don't want to forget your name tag,
do you?

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Oh, well... Hey, Drew!

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Still owe you 50 bucks from when the
Redskins won that Super Bowl.

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the Redskins are going to win.

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And if I remember correctly, I believe
that was 100.

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Hey, Jimmy, just for fun, they got
everybody voting on superlatives like we

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in the yearbook. Oh, really? What do I
vote? They just set up some boxes on the

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check -in table.

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It put me down for most likely to
succeed. I think I got a shot since

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practically everybody here has already
succeeded.

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Have you seen Greg?

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No. But I saw Tina Lurkins.

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Don't congratulate her on being
pregnant.

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She's not.

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Oh, no, there's Todd Jonas. I can't let
him see me.

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What is the big deal, Kim? Just go over
and say hi and get it over with. Are you

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kidding? If I knew, he'll never leave me
alone.

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He was infatuated with me when I wore
braces and was flat -chested.

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This will kill him.

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Hey, Jimmy Hughes.

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Hey, what's up, man? Just finished
voting for you for coolest guy.

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Oh, yeah? Well, thanks, man, but, you
know, whatever. I don't really care.

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See? That's what makes you so cool. You
don't even care.

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Whoa, hey, hey, hey.

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Next box later.

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Jimmy!

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Well, I know who I'm putting down for
coolest guy. Me too.

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Gotta be Drew Hallett.

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Excuse me, uh, did you guys just say you
were voting for Drew Hallett for

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coolest? Yeah.

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Dude, he lives in L .A. and he's got
this great job at a movie studio.

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You should go talk to him.

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He's right over there.

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Honestly,

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Elizabeth, I just had a growth spurt in
college.

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You can feel him if you want.

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Hi, Kim.

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is weird being back here, isn't it? Oh,
I know.

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Last time I was in this gym was our
senior prom.

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I was slow dancing right over there with
my date.

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You were in the corner carving my name
into your forearm with a paper clip.

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Yeah, I did a lot of stupid things back
then.

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Well, you were really in love with me.

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Oh, I wouldn't call it love.

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I was just in love with the idea of
being in love. You happened to be the

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I projected that onto.

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Oh. In fact, it wasn't until I met my
wife that I understood what real love

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Can you just... Hey, Diane, I want you
to meet someone.

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Kim, this is Diane, the light of my
life.

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Hi, nice to meet you. Hi.

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Congratulations.

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Thanks. It's our first.

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Yeah.

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Well, you certainly have come a long way
from the guy who wrote that song about

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me. Song? What song?

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You used to stand outside my house and
sing it every night.

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If it was raining, my mom would bring
you out hot chocolate and a poncho.

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Um, I don't remember any song.

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Anyway, good seeing you, Kim.

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Have a nice night.

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Come on.

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Kim.

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I love your perfect porcelain skin.

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So I get the buzz on which studios have
the best movies in development, and I

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buy their stock. It's paid off big time.

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Uh, Drew, can I have a minute? Sure.

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I'll catch up with you guys later.

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Remind me to tell you about the time I
was negotiating a deal with Robert De

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Niro, and I told him, no more De Niro.
Oh, my God!

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Look,

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uh, I don't know what you're doing, but
you're gonna have to stop pretending to

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be Drew Halifax. Why? I'm having fun.
Well, because you're starting to get

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for coolest guy at the reunion.

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Really?

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Wow, these people love me.

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The only thing I ever got voted in high
school was most likely to bleed to

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death.

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And we had a hemophiliac at our high
school.

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Here's the thing. They don't love you.
They love Gru.

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No, they love me. The only thing I've
lied about tonight is my name. These

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people think whatever I do is the
coolest thing they've ever seen.

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Oh, really? Well, I'm guessing you
didn't tell them that your skin is so

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sensitive you shave with a ladybick.

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Actually, yes, I did. You see that guy
with the rash on his face? He's going to

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try it.

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Look, man, I don't mean to be ruining
your good time, but if you don't tell

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who you are, I'm going to have to tell
him myself.

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You're scared I'm going to win coolest
guy, aren't you?

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No. No, I'm not. Because there's no way
people think you are cooler than me.

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Are you sure? Because what used to be
cool back in high school isn't what

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think is cool anymore. There's a new
cool in town, buddy, and his name is

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The Hallet.

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These are my people, okay? And they will
always think that I am the coolest.

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Oh, Jimmy, if you really feel that way,
you shouldn't have to tell them who I

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really am.

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You should let the people decide.

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Great, man.

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I got no problem with that.

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You have the cutest mole on your shin.

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Oh, that's a new flapper. Hey,

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guys, figure it out.

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I'm voting on superlatives like they did
in high school.

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Oh, yeah. Didn't you win coolest guy our
senior year?

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I was too busy driving around in my
Trans Am and winning the state

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football game after having sex with my
hot girlfriend at halftime.

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You know, cool stuff like that.

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You had sex with your girlfriend during
the game?

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I always thought that was an urban
legend.

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No, not an urban legend.

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A living legend.

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You know that ambulance that they park
next to the locker room? Let's just say

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that that night... The stretcher did not
go to waste.

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Oh, hey. Here comes my little paramedic
now.

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I thought we were going to dance.

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Yeah, no, I'm just kind of working the
room here.

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Oh, they're gone. All right.

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Hopefully they went to go vote.

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Jimmy, this is getting annoying, all
right? I came here to have fun with you,

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but you're only worried about winning
some stupid competition with Greg.

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I mean...

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Come on, you can't actually be worried
about this.

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Well, I don't know, ma 'am. People
really seem to like them.

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I'd just like to know for sure.

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All right, well, why don't you go sneak
a look at the votes?

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Then we can start having fun.

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Good idea.

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Hey, you see Mrs. McAdoo, the foxy
English teacher?

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That is one older lady that I'd like to
get with.

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Sorry, I mean with whom I'd like to get.

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I thought you were talking to Todd Jonas
earlier. How'd it go?

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Terrible.

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Seeing me again didn't fade them at all.

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I guess I had hoped you would still be
carrying a torch for me after all these

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years. Oh, you lost your stalker.

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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
nobody ever stalked me in high school.

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Of course, that might be because I never
said no.

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Greg, there you are.

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The name is Drew, baby. This one's had a
little bit too much to drink.

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Mr. Shipley's got in the boxes.

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Only there was some way to distract him.

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You forgot?

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Thanks a lot.

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Mr. Shipley might not be able to feel
anything below his waist, but he's got

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problem feeling below mine.

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I'm losing.

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I'm losing to Greg.

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I can't believe my high school friends
think Greg is cooler than me.

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Who cares, Tim? What difference does it
make what these people think?

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You have a great life. You have a great
family.

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You're the happiest guy I know.

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I'm happy because I was voted coolest
guy in...

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thinking about that, and that makes me
smile. I know that's kind of pathetic,

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but you know, it's all I got.

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When I get depressed because I'm
thinking about my crappy job as a

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guard, I think about being the coolest
guy.

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When Greg makes fun of me for living in
his guest house, I think about being the

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coolest guy.

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It's the only thing that makes me happy.

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What about me and the kids?

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Oh, that too.

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You and the kids are really getting on
my nerves. I think about being the

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coolest guy.

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So if you lose this, you're going to be
miserable to be around.

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If I get this taken away from me, I
think I'm really going to have to open

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eyes and take a look at my life.

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I don't think that's going to be good
for anybody.

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Look, Jimmy, if this is really that
important to you, then you can't give

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All right? You've got to get back in
there, and you've got to win.

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Forget it. It's too late. There's no way
I'm going to win.

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That's exactly what you said 15 years
ago at the halftime of the championship

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game.

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Am I going to have to boost your
confidence again with a little pep talk?

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I'm starting to feel a slow rise in my
confidence level.

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Think there's an ambulance around here?

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I doubt it.

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But I bet there's still that nice little
spot behind the vending machine.

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Part of the photo may have gone up, but
lucky for you, I'm as cheap as ever.

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All right, let's hurry up. I'm fully
confident.

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Hi,

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Todd.

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Hello.

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You know, I meant to tell you earlier,
you look really hot tonight.

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Oh, thanks.

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I'll tell my wife. She picked out this
suit.

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Double -breasted.

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Do you like everything double -breasted?

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Kim, are you flirting with me?

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Maybe.

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Does it, um, stir up any old feelings?

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Make you want to go stand in the corner
and whip out the old paper clip?

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I don't believe it.

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It worked! It really worked!

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to make you jealous, and it worked.

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Diane isn't my wife. She's my cousin.

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Yo, Diane!

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It worked!

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That's your cousin? But when I walked by
earlier, you two were making out.

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That's called dedication.

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Oh, my God.

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That's not your baby, is it? No, it's a
pillow.

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That was Diane's idea. We got it at
Target on the way over here.

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So... You want to go hang out in the
football field? I laid out a blanket.

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I can't believe you did all this just to
make me jealous.

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It's been 15 years. Haven't you moved on
since high school?

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You're pathetic.

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Pathetic.

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No, wait, wait, Kim.

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I miss you like a phantom limb.

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Kim.

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Hey, how's it going?

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You have a candy wrapper stuck in your
hair.

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I'm sure that's not the only place.

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Where's Jimmy? Greg's getting a lot of
boats and the thing's almost over.

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Not over until it's over.

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You know, there's a lot of action on our
lot. Last week, Sean Connery almost got

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run over by a forklift. He was shaken,
not stirred.

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Oh, my.

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Hey, guys, you got to see this.

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Really, unless you can top this, I'd say
the competition is over.

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Damn it, I do have it, Kyle, and I just
don't know how to make it cool.

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out the boat.

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I said, is there any reason to count the
votes? No!

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Good. Because the coolest guy from
Yorktown's class of 88 is still Jimmy

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Oh, yeah!

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Ah,

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whatever. I don't really care.

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Congratulations. I guess you're the
coolest guy here.

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Oh, thanks, buddy. But you know what?
You're the second coolest.

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Stop moping around. Get out there and
enjoy it while you can, you know? You

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get to be Drew Hallett for another hour
or so.

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You know what? You're right.

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I haven't even told them my story about
standing in line next to John Stamos at

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CompUSA.

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They will eat that up.

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Can I have your attention, please?

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Valerie Windsor has just arrived, and
she says she has some news for us.

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I'm sorry to tell you all this, but last
month we lost one of our classmates in

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a car accident.

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Let's have a moment of silence for our
good friend, Drew Hallett.