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Hey, why don't you go on up to bed? I'll
clean up.

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Oh, okay, thanks.

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I just hope you're not cleaning up
because you think you're going to come

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upstairs and get rewarded.

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I'm kind of tired.

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Well, I wish you had to share that
information with me before I wasted my

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cooking up all these popcorn bowls.

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However, I could be persuaded to stay up
a little longer if you did all the

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dishes in the sink and scraped all the
burnt cheese off the lasagna pan.

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No, I'll just wait till the price goes
down.

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Phil, um, you coming to the guest house?

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Well, if you want to get lucky, the only
cheese I'll make you scrape off is that

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little piece on your chin.

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Thanks. I think I'm just probably going
to stay up and watch a little bit of TV.

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Fine, but, you know, you're falling
asleep on the couch every night this

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Just so you know, it's getting a little
lonely back here without you.

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Ew, this blanket is soaking wet.

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Jimmy, I know it was a good movie, but
we could have paused it for a bathroom

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break.

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Relax, it's just sweat.

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Oh, well, in keeping with my policy of
giving you any and all things that you

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leave bodily fluids on, enjoy your new
blanket.

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Ew!

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And your new couch. What is wrong with
you?

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I don't know. I've been sweating a lot
lately. It's really weird. It's like my

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hands and my feet, they're freezing, but
I can't stop sweating.

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That is weird. How long has this been
going on? About a week or so.

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And it's not just the sweating, either.
It's like I've been feeling really

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weird. It's like my muscles are sore,
and I've been moody, and I've been

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sluggish. Sluggish? How can you tell?
You sit in a guard shack all day.

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Then you come home and sit on the couch.
If you were any more sluggish, you'd

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leave a trail.

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I have been sluggish in areas I'm not
normally sluggish.

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I have been sluggish, you know, down
there.

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You constipated?

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No.

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Lately, I... Lately, I haven't been
interested in sex. That's why I've been

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sleeping on the couch last week. So you
haven't told Christine? No, I don't want

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her to worry.

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But I think she's starting to catch on.
I mean, the last time we went 10 days

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without having sex was like 10 days
before I met her.

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Mr. Harris.

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Hughes. Mr. Hughes.

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It says here you've been complaining of
night sweats, sore muscles, and a

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diminished interest in sex.

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Yeah, but keep in mind that I usually
have an extraordinarily high sex drive,

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diminished for me still means, like, way
above average.

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She's gone.

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Can you write that down in my file and
make sure she sees it?

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Yeah, of course.

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How are your nipples?

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Are you experiencing any tenderness in
your nipples? No, no, I'm not. No

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tenderness in my nipples. Ow!

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A little tender, maybe.

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You notice any mood swings lately?

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Well, yeah, I guess I've been a little
emotional lately, but, I mean, can you

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blame me? I mean, the Redskins lost on
Sunday and my junk don't work.

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Well, we won't know for sure until your
blood test comes back. Hear that?

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Hear that? Yeah.

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Ow!

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What is that for? Piece of cheese.

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But your symptoms are synonymous with a
condition called andropause.

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Andropause? What's andropause? Face it,
Frank.

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As men get older, they lose
testosterone.

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Sometimes, between the ages of 35 and
50, they lose it too rapidly, and

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andropause occurs.

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Andropause, it's just a male version of
menopause.

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Right, so basically I'm turning into
Maude?

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Relax, relax.

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Menopause is a medical condition just
like any other. There's nothing to be

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ashamed of. That's right. In fact,
you're very lucky to have chosen a

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suffers from the same condition.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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That is my personal business that is not
to be discussed!

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I'm, uh... I'm gonna run these down to
the lab.

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Personal!

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Logan Hughes.

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We're here to see their grandpa, Jimmy
Hughes.

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Yeah, he said you guys were coming.

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Jimmy, get in here. Your grandchildren
are here.

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Did I hear my little angels?

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Come give grandpa a hug.

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Come on, kids. We go through this every
time.

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Stop staring and go say hello to your
grandpa.

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Careful now, grandpa's got tender
boobies.

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Ow.

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Hey, buddy, how was the doctor?

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Uh, good, good, yeah. Turns out I just
got a bug, no big deal.

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What you got in the bag?

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Uh, you know, antibiotics.

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Huh. Well, they put you on a Z -Pak?

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Uh, yeah, yeah.

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I've been there how many days? Yeah, 20.

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20 days. 20 days? It's only supposed to
be three or five.

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Oh, what, did I say 20?

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I meant five, yeah.

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See, it's like one of the symptoms of
what I got is severe exaggeration.

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Maybe I should look at your medication.
Will you just drop it, okay?

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The doctor said I was going to be fine,
all right? All right. Let him rest.

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Wow.

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Look, I didn't mean to snap at you.

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I've just been very emotional lately,

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and I know you're just worried about me,
and I didn't mean to yell at you.

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There, there.

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There, there.

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It's going to be okay. No, it's not
great.

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But you said that... It's not going to
be okay. No, I lied. I lied, okay?

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What's going on?

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I got male menopause.

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Come on, there's no such thing as male
menopause.

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is, okay? It happens to men between the
ages of 35 to 55 who experience a rapid

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decrease in testosterone.

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It's called andropause.

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Andropause? I've never even heard of it.
Well, maybe that's because men are

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forced to suffer in silence until
society is ready to deal with the truth.

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read that.

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Menopause. It's not just for women
anymore.

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Not funny, okay?

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It's not funny.

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What's not funny?

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World hunger.

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World hunger is not funny, and Greg
keeps making jokes about it.

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Greg, that is not funny.

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And it's in very poor taste.

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Sorry.

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Um, I got you something to talk. Oh,
thank you. Oh, sure.

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Oh, your face is so smooth.

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I don't know what kind of razor you're
using these days, but I like it.

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I haven't shaved in three weeks.

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You're not going to tell Christine?

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No, and you're not going to tell her
either. But she is your wife.

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Exactly, okay?

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I've got to tell you something, Greg.
You've seen my paycheck, okay? You've

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next to me when I've tried to answer
questions on Jeopardy. I mean, Christine

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knows she didn't marry a rich man or a
smart man, but at least she thinks she

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married a man.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, I have these damn emotions.

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Just go back and bury yourself where you
belong.

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It's not that bad. You're still a man.

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You just got to make sure you take your
medicine as directed.

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It says here, take two pills daily until
the urge to pee sitting down subsides.

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Oh, no! Look what you've done!

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Oh, boy, here come the waterworks.

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Hello, lady.

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Oh, hey, Greg. Could you and Kim watch
The Boys tomorrow night? Jimmy and I

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to go to the movies. Sure, I don't mind.
I mean, you two deserve a girl's night

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out.

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Okay. Thanks.

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I'll just go make sure it's okay with
Kim. Okay.

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You guys going to go see a chick flick?

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Can you at least not make fun of me in
front of Christine? I feel bad enough

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that I'm keeping a secret from her.

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What are you talking about? You keep
secrets from her all the time. This is

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serious. Do you have any idea what it's
like to keep a secret from your wife

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that if she knew about you, she'd start
questioning who you are? She'd look at

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you completely differently?

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I know exactly what you're talking
about.

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We've all got those secrets.

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What are you talking about?

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Huh?

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What secret do you have that Kim doesn't
know? I don't know. I don't have a

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secret. You said we all got them. You
actually even sighed when you sat down.

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wasn't sighing. That was weeping.

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I have asthma. That's my secret. I have
asthma. Don't tell Kim.

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Oh, Greg.

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Tell me what your secret is. No.

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Come on. I want to go to the driving
range before we start.

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I'm not going.

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What? Why?

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I don't want to be your friend.

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Come on. I bared my soul to you.

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I took our relationship to the next
level, which made me very vulnerable,

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And if you're not willing to reveal
something that makes you vulnerable,

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what? Our relationship is now
unbalanced, okay? I have feelings, and

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are valid.

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And if you can't empathize with what I'm
going through, then I don't... Shut up,

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shut up, shut up!

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I'll tell you my secret if you shut your
yap for a minute and come play golf

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with me.

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Okay. I won't tell you my secret, but it
has to stay between us.

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Definitely. Spill it. Let's dish.

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Sorry.

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Go ahead.

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Okay, one night in college, I got really
drunk and I wanted to climb this wiry

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metal sculpture thing right in the
middle of campus.

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I did it and I destroyed it.

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Next day when I'm walking to class,
there's this girl standing in front of

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and she's crying.

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It was Kim.

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It was her sculpture. She had been
working on it all year, and she was

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devastated that someone could do such a
thing. Did you ever tell Kim this?

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No, I didn't tell her. I barely knew
her.

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Hey, wait a minute. So if she knew the
truth about you, she never would have

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dated you. She never would have married
you. Only that you never would have had.

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Sam or Emily, I mean, what is it like to
wake up in the morning and look

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yourself in the mirror and know that
your entire life is built on a lie?

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Well, a man's got to do what a man's got
to do, but then again, you wouldn't

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know anything about that, would you,
Mary?

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Hey, we should probably get going if
we're going to make that movie.

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Hold on, I'm almost done.

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What are you doing?

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I found a pill on the living room floor.

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Kim doesn't know what to do. Do you?

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No.

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No, sir.

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I've never seen anything like it before.
We should probably just throw it away,

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huh? No, I want to know what it is.

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I mean, what are you, a pharmacist?

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Okay, it's not like you can just tell
what a pill is by looking at it.

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Can you?

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No.

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But all pills have a code imprinted on
them, and then I can go on the Internet

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and find out what it's prescribed for.
Okay, you can't believe everything that

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you read on the Internet.

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Okay, here we go.

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What's the code?

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Excuse me? The code on the pill. Read it
to me.

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Oh, okay.

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R2... D2...

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What? Give me that.

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It says here it's prescribed for
andropause.

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Let me look up andropause. It's male
menopause.

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It's male menopause.

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Stupid World Wide Web.

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Jimmy, there's not that thing as male
menopause. Yes, there is.

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Okay? As men get older, they lose
testosterone, some more than others, and

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experience symptoms that are not unlike
menopausal women.

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How do you know so much about it?

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Because... Greg has it.

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Greg has male menopause.

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Hey, it's a good thing that he and Kim
are practically the same size, because

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now they can start sharing outfits.

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Yeah, Greg's a girl.

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Would you guys go to play golf?

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Yeah, he can hear from the ladies.

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That's funny.

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What's funny?

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Nothing.

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Come on, what are you guys laughing
about?

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Sorry.

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Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing.

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Okay,

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it turns out that the pill we found is
Greg's.

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For his male menopause.

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What? Yeah, Christine, Greg didn't tell.

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Kim.

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Oops.

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What are you guys talking about?

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Greg is going through andropause. It's
like menopause, but for men.

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What? The problem is you've got to
promise

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not to say anything to him, okay?
Because he's ashamed enough as it is,

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would be humiliated if he found out that
you knew.

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I don't believe this. I've never even
heard of male menopause before.

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Well, maybe that's because men are
forced to suffer in silence until

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ready to deal with the truth.

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Something like that I read in one of
Greg's sissy brochures.

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Hey. Hey.

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How you doing?

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Pretty good. You?

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Good.

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But if I weren't, I would tell you.

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Because I wouldn't keep something from
you.

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No matter how big of a deal I thought it
was.

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Good to know.

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How about you?

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What? You wouldn't keep a secret from
me, would you?

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Why do you ask?

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Look, I promised Jimmy I wouldn't tell
you anything, but I know all about your

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secrets. That little weasel, I can't
believe he told you. Well, actually,

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Christine told me. He told Christine?

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Oh, hello, big mouth. You happy now? Any
more secrets you'd like to share? What?

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No, no, no.

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Kim, you promised you wouldn't say
anything.

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I had to. I couldn't live day to day
knowing that my husband is basically

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to me.

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You gotta believe me. I didn't tell Kim
your secret.

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Yeah, yeah, sure. I suppose Kim just
figured out after all these years that I

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was the one that destroyed her sculpture
in college.

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Jimmy has male menopause.

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What?

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Shh, I want to hear about the sculpture.

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I can't believe this.

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Well, Kim, in my defense, I was really,
really drunk.

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Okay? You know those beers that come in
the 40 -ounce bottles?

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Me and my sweet baits almost finished
one.

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I can't believe it was you that
destroyed it.

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Then you pray. on my vulnerability to
get me to fall for you.

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You disgust me.

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Yes, Kim, it was me that destroyed your
creation, but keep in mind the act of

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that destruction led to the greatest
creation of all, our love.

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I think I'm going to go scrape the
cheese off that lasagna pan.

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You have male menopause?

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Yeah. Well, why didn't you tell me?

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Because I didn't want to lose you.

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Okay, Christine, from our very first
date, I knew that one of the things that

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made you love me was my amazing
sexuality.

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Okay, first of all, on that first date,
it wasn't that amazing.

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Well, a lot of the screaming was because
I was laying on a pine cone.

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That's what we get for doing it in my
parents' bed.

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Honey, we're going to go through a lot
of changes as we grow older, but we're

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lucky enough to have each other, so we
don't have to go through it alone.

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I mean, I know I'm going to have to go
through menopause someday.

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And just think, you'll be able to give
me something that most men can't give

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their wives.

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First -hand advice on how to deal with
hot flashes.

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I like to find a shady spot and suck on
some ice chips.

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So, um, how do you feel about, uh, going
out to the guest house and making use

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of our hormones while we still got them?

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Yes, please.

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Oh, I just thought of another benefit.

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What? Well, you can finally live out
your fantasy of me in bed with a woman.

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Because you... Aw.

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It's the last one, honey, I promise.

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Hey, Christine, I think when you and Kim
went to the pharmacy today, I made a

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mistake. My testosterone pills are
orange. These are white.

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These look like Kim's calcium pill.

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Pharmacist must have put them in the
wrong bottle.

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guys looking at honey i think you may
have accidentally taken jimmy's

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testosterone pills oh great