1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,080 You got Billy? 2 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:04,019 I'm feeling pretty good. I think I'm about to put this game away. 3 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:05,340 You ain't got the knuckle. 4 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,180 Morning, Mr. Stavitsky. 5 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,380 Let me get you a new cup of coffee on my way to turning into my uniform and 6 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:22,380 badge. 7 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:23,900 Don't worry about it. 8 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,860 Listen, I got a little problem. 9 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,160 I got my second DUI. 10 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:30,000 And they suspended my license. 11 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:33,120 So I was wondering if maybe one of you two guys might want to make a little 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,940 extra money and drive me back and forth to work. 13 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,720 Sure, I'll do it. This will be great. 14 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:39,560 Well, when you get to do it, maybe I want to do it. Because I could really 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,900 the money to pay off my student loans. 16 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,600 You didn't even go to college. Why do you think they want their money back? 17 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:45,980 I need the money, too. 18 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,680 Well, if you both want to do it, there's only one way to settle this. 19 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:51,080 You can kick for it. 20 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:55,100 You ready? I'm here. 21 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,480 It was a game for the ages. Two warriors searching for glory, battling for the 22 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,860 chance to drive Mr. 23 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,080 Savitsky. 24 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:25,200 Young kicker Billy Colavita faced the uprights in a maelstrom of howling wind. 25 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,060 Fighting to make his mark in history. 26 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:38,220 His aim was perfect, but he just didn't have enough finger. 27 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:47,090 With Calavita's miss leaving the door wide open, veteran Jimmy Hughes stepped 28 00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:50,690 out onto the wooden tundra, hoping to be crowned a champ. 29 00:01:57,330 --> 00:02:02,390 The ball soared with an air of inevitability, and paper football's next 30 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,590 was born. 31 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:16,020 One die -hard fan left with more than just a ticket stub and memories of a 32 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:19,120 lifetime. He also left with a corneal of rigging. 33 00:02:46,730 --> 00:02:49,750 Come on, Jimmy, can you speed it up? We just got passed by a guy on a scooter 34 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,850 carrying a bookcase. 35 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:56,530 Sorry, I'm just being a little cautious. You know, I've never driven a car 36 00:02:56,530 --> 00:02:59,550 that's expensive before. I don't want to mess it up. Are you kidding? This baby 37 00:02:59,550 --> 00:03:00,550 can handle anything. 38 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:05,210 The night of my incident, I drove three miles, dragging a 30 -foot eucalyptus 39 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:07,470 branch, two mailboxes, and a pool skimmer. 40 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:13,330 That's my driveway right up there on the right, next to this mashed -up wall. 41 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:18,730 Wow, that's a big house. Yeah, big and empty. 42 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:20,950 Hey, you know what, Jimmy? 43 00:03:21,190 --> 00:03:23,930 Why don't you come on in? I'll show you around. Maybe you can stay and have a 44 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:24,929 little dinner. 45 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:25,930 You know, I'd love to, Mr. 46 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:28,730 Savitsky, but Christine's expecting me home for dinner. All right, you've got a 47 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,730 wife waiting for you. 48 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:30,910 Must be nice. 49 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:33,590 Well, I'm sure you won't be alone forever. 50 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:37,330 No, no, if I get too lonely, I just sit the dog at the table and put a hat on 51 00:03:37,330 --> 00:03:38,330 him. 52 00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:40,029 Listen, Mr. 53 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:42,330 Savitsky, you know, you're welcome to come over to our house for dinner if you 54 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:45,850 want. Oh, I don't know. You live with Greg and Kim. Are you sure that'll be 55 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:49,410 right with them? Well, you're Greg's boss. I mean, even if it's not okay, you 56 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:50,630 pretty much have to pretend it is. 57 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:51,830 Good enough. 58 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:55,750 Listen, I just want to apologize in advance. My kids don't have the best 59 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:56,750 manners. 60 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,130 I just told you, I eat with a dog. 61 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:08,630 Well, that was delicious. 62 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:13,080 Now, you see, this is what I meant. Sitting around the table with family. It 63 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,700 reminds me of dinner growing up, except without Dad getting blind, drunk, and 64 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:17,800 screaming about the Catholics. 65 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:23,700 You guys are lucky to have this set up. Yeah, it's everything I ever wanted for 66 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:27,120 myself. A house in the suburbs on a quiet little street creating a wonderful 67 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,440 life for me and my family. 68 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,660 For other people. 69 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,260 The American dream. 70 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,340 I could have sworn we had a cheesecake in here. 71 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:41,310 Oh, sorry, I ate that last night. 72 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,290 Like I said, the American dream. 73 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:49,310 Dad, can you come play hide -and -seek with us? Not tonight, guys. We've got 74 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:51,170 company. How about you? Can you play? 75 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:53,110 Logan, leave Mr. Savitsky alone. 76 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:56,990 No, I don't mind. I'd love to play. That's the best offer I've had in 77 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:58,270 Yeah! 78 00:04:58,410 --> 00:04:59,410 Actually, 79 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:02,990 the offer I had two nights ago from a desperate actress was probably better, 80 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:03,990 they don't have to know that. 81 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,200 I feel sorry for him. He seems so lonely. 82 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:15,040 Can you imagine living in a big house all by yourself? On a good day, I can 83 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,040 almost smell it. 84 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:21,480 Jimmy, I want to thank you again for having me over. 85 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:25,860 That's the nicest thing anyone's done for me since... Well, since that 86 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:27,100 actress I was telling you about. 87 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:29,920 I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. 88 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,040 Oh, yeah, and your family is terrific. 89 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,380 Now, you have to come for dinner to my house. 90 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:36,480 Really? That'd be great. 91 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:39,700 Christine would love it. We'll, you know, we'll get a sitter. Don't be 92 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:42,620 ridiculous. You bring the kids. I love those guys. 93 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:46,980 You know, Logan even asked me if I could come to his birthday party next week. 94 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,180 Which reminds me, what do you get a five -year -old these days? 95 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:53,360 Well, you know, I don't know, anything. You know, he really likes those animal 96 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,320 movies, you know, like Air Bud and MVP. 97 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:58,180 What did you want when you were five? 98 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:01,320 Oh, I just wanted the war to be over and my father to come home. 99 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,680 Was he in Korea? 100 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,040 No, he lived downtown with a cocktail waitress. 101 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:09,390 When her husband was in the war. 102 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,710 Mr. Svitsky, we'll be down in a moment. Make yourself comfortable. 103 00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:24,310 Don't make yourself comfortable. Don't do anything that makes you comfortable, 104 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:25,470 please. 105 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:28,190 Wow, look at this place. It's unbelievable. 106 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:33,250 Logan, look what you did. Watch where you're going. 107 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:34,830 Guys, come on. 108 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,760 Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. 109 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:40,660 Hey, guys, welcome. 110 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,700 Hey, Mrs. Switzky, we were just admiring this amazing painting of yours. Um, 111 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:45,700 help. Oh. 112 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,200 Don't worry about it. Just leave it. Leave it on the floor. 113 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,400 I knock that painting over all the time. 114 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,320 Sorry, Logan brushed up against it. 115 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,580 Where is Logan? 116 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:57,360 He climbed in that little door. 117 00:06:57,740 --> 00:06:59,580 Ah! He's in the dumb wigger. 118 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,120 Hey, Logan! 119 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,080 Yeah? Where are you? 120 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,740 Ah, he's in the bowling alley. 121 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,180 Wow, you got your own bowling alley? 122 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,860 Yeah, well, I rent the shoes, so it pretty much pays for itself. 123 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,100 Look out! Get out of there! 124 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:22,200 Um, so, sorry, Mr. Savitsky. I should have kept an eye on him. Don't be 125 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,680 ridiculous. I want them to enjoy themselves. 126 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,840 I want you all to feel comfortable here. 127 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:30,820 My house may be a little bigger, but really, it's no different than yours. 128 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,120 Oh, great, he found the food court. 129 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,040 Hey, Logan, could you toss me that jar of sprinkles? 130 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:41,940 Oh, good arm. 131 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,179 You play baseball? 132 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:46,920 Yeah, but we keep losing balls when we hit them over the wall in the backyard. 133 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:48,720 Oh, a couple of power hitters. 134 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,220 Actually, it's only eight feet from home plate to the wall. 135 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,560 Last week, Jimmy had a sneeze that cleared the fence. 136 00:07:57,100 --> 00:08:00,440 Well, you ought to come over here and play. I got a big yard that just goes to 137 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:04,520 waste, which reminds me, Christine, Jimmy, I've got something I want to show 138 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,520 out back. 139 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,660 I've got something for your kids, too. Coleman? 140 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,880 Wow, a plasma TV. 141 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:17,400 Well, that's very generous, but we can't accept such an expensive gift from you. 142 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,780 Actually, that TV was just installed in my john. 143 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,980 But there's something inside I think the kids will like. 144 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,400 Kids, shall we? 145 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,679 Those are kids. 146 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:34,260 I know. 147 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,679 Hard to believe it's the same guy who dangled Urkel out a window over a 148 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:38,679 dispute. 149 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:44,420 And rounding out our tour, this is the guest house. 150 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:47,360 Wow, this is amazing. Does Coleman live here? 151 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,720 No, Coleman lives... I don't know where he lives. 152 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,560 But he's always there when I ring the bell. 153 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:56,740 This is amazing. 154 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:58,680 Well, I'm glad you like it. 155 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,760 Would you like to move into it? 156 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:06,340 Excuse me? I know it sounds crazy, but I love having your family around. Your 157 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:07,340 kids are fantastic. 158 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,640 And I think it could work out for all of us. 159 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,040 Wow, I don't know what to say. 160 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:15,580 I mean, look, this place has more room than where you are now, and it's in one 161 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:17,180 of the best school districts in the country. 162 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,680 Are you serious about that? 163 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,220 I know I just sprung it on you. 164 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,340 Why don't you think about it? I'll go for a walk while you talk it over. 165 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:26,880 If I'm not back in 45 minutes, check the bar at the bottom of the street and 166 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:27,880 call my sponsor. 167 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,600 My God, how great is this? 168 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,920 Great? I think it's weird. 169 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,940 I mean, I barely know the guy. I'll tell you all you need to know about him. 170 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:42,340 He's got an amazing guest house, and he wants us to live in it. Look, Jimmy, I 171 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:45,220 know the house is great, all right? We can't just up and move. Why not? 172 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:48,520 Christine, when we moved into Greg and Kim's house, we knew it was only going 173 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,420 be temporary, and everything about this place is better than there, right? 174 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,140 I know, but Greg and Kim are family. 175 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,400 Yeah, well, maybe, but let's face it. We've really kind of overstayed our 176 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,400 welcome there. 177 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,060 Well, you're right about that. 178 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,400 The other night we were playing Scrabble and Greg's first word was, get out. 179 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:10,360 Let's face it, I know it's kind of sudden, but I can't think of a reason 180 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,360 do it. 181 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,820 Well, I mean, I guess it would be good for the kids. Yeah. 182 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:19,400 They'd get to go to a great school and... Do you see the size of that yard? 183 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,300 could run around there for hours. 184 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,060 Jimmy, we could have free -range children. 185 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,500 So, what do you think? Can we do it? 186 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,340 Mr. Stavitsky thought you might like some Irish coffee. 187 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,680 He also wanted you to know that he gets his breakfast in bed at 7 .30. 188 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:42,420 So, if you did move in, I'd have to bring yours at either 7 or 8. 189 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:46,400 Oh, we are so moving in here. 190 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,580 Jim, look around. This place is amazing. You should be happy for us. Oh, no. 191 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,040 But I'm going to miss you guys. 192 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,820 We've talked about this, right? We're ten minutes away. We're going to see 193 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:03,819 other all the time. 194 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:04,820 I guess. 195 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,560 But it's hard to see you move. 196 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,960 Now, we've lived together for four years. 197 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,180 I don't even want to put this box down. It just seems so final. 198 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,340 Take one more load. Let's move, let's move, let's move. 199 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,920 I think it's safe to say you're the only one who didn't want us to move. Okay, 200 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,780 so I'm excited to get my guest house back. I've always dreamed of turning it 201 00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:30,900 into a home theater, you know, with surround sound. 202 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:34,880 Closest I've come to surround sound in the last four years is watching Jurassic 203 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,780 Park with you and Jimmy on either side of me munching on corn nuts. 204 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,060 Hey, everybody, who wants some lemonade? 205 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,560 Dad, Mom, can we meet Jason at the go -kart track? 206 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:49,240 No, guys, listen, we're too busy unpacking to help you, okay? 207 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,220 And you guys have your own box to unpack. 208 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,800 Start with the box labeled Dominic's toys. 209 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,500 Stay away from the box labeled Mommy's toys. 210 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:05,280 Can't you unpack for us? We never go to the go -kart. 211 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,480 I'm sorry, Logan, but your mom's right, okay? You guys have responsibilities 212 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,240 here. Okay, look, nobody likes helping somebody move. 213 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,540 I'm walking on sunshine. 214 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,640 And Tony feels... 215 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,540 You know, Jimmy, I could do it. 216 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,720 What? I could take your kids to the go -kart. 217 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,120 I've got nothing else going on today, and it'd be fun. 218 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,220 Hey, how about I call a limo, and we could ride in style? 219 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:35,280 Can you, Dad? I've never been in a limo. And don't worry about the boxes. 220 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,300 Coleman, I want you to unpack all of Dominic and Logan's boxes. 221 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,840 Come on. 222 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,720 All right, I guess that's all right. Great! Let's go, kids! 223 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,100 Yeah! 224 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:56,100 Oh, Coleman, um, just so you know, all of these are Dominic and Logan's boxes. 225 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:03,480 Man, I can't get over this place. You see that giant massaging showerhead in 226 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,320 bathroom? See it? I already have a date with it tomorrow morning. 227 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,900 Christine, great news. 228 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:15,360 I heard you're a Heath Ledger fan, so tomorrow night is movie night. 229 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,680 What? 230 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:20,320 Watching a Heath Ledger movie in a private screening room? Actually, we're 231 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:24,180 watching Cold Mountain. But I invited Heath to watch the movie with us. Oh, my 232 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:25,180 God. 233 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:29,040 Big deal. Heath Ledger is just a guy no different than me. 234 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,720 Well, I hope you're right. 235 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:33,680 That way, ten minutes into the movie, he'll be asleep with his pants open. 236 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:39,680 Oh, Jimmy, here's the sandwich you wanted. Just the way you like it. 237 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,900 Oh. 238 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,580 Oh, you put the chips on the outside. 239 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,380 That's okay. I'll put them in the sandwich. No. 240 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:51,800 I took the liberty of putting them in the sandwich and on the side. And if you 241 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,620 don't mind, the chips inside are barbecue. 242 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,220 I thought that might bring out the taste of the tuna. 243 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,420 You know what you can have, Heath Ledger? 244 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,800 I'm thinking of driving Coleman up to Massachusetts and making an honest man 245 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,800 him. 246 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,280 How are the go -karts? Great. 247 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,740 So who's the best driver? 248 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,220 Mr. Savinsky was. 249 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,120 The court didn't revoke my go -kart license. 250 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,980 And I've still got the touch. 251 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:24,000 Some ten -year -old kept cutting off Logan, so I sent a little twerp into the 252 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 hay bales. 253 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,420 It was awesome! 254 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:31,380 Hey, you know, Logan keeps talking about his birthday party. I wonder if you 255 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:34,340 guys had anything in mind for it. Oh, we're just going to go over to Greg and 256 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,720 Kim's for a small party. Really? 257 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,500 Because you're welcome to have it here. 258 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,020 What do you think, buddy? 259 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,780 Would you rather have your party here? 260 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,420 Yeah, it'd be great. 261 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,100 Yeah, 262 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,759 I guess that could work. 263 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,420 Yeah, I mean, we do live here now. 264 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,260 Come on, Logan. 265 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,300 Let's go push Coleman to the pool again. 266 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,320 So what do you think we should do for the party? I could put up a huge tent 267 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,760 have a caterer bring in some food. 268 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,400 No, no, no, no. We thank you for offering your house for the party, but 269 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,220 really want to do anything extravagant. We're just kind of simple people, and 270 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,760 it's important to raise our kids that way, too. 271 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:12,820 Fine, we'll keep it simple. Coleman, I'll have Coleman pick up a little cake. 272 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,360 God, 273 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,780 I love those two kids. 274 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,640 When are we going to open my presents? Well, as soon as your friends get here. 275 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,320 What we're going to do, play some pin the tail on the donkey, we're going to 276 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,160 some cake, and then we're going to open your presents, okay? 277 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:49,789 What's all this? 278 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:53,070 It's Logan's birthday party. Happy birthday, Logan. 279 00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:56,350 Hey, what's going on here? 280 00:15:56,590 --> 00:16:00,670 Well, you said Logan liked animal movies, so I got him all. Air Bud, the 281 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,950 from Babe, and a hockey -playing monkey. 282 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,370 Wow! 283 00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:06,450 I meant buying a DVD. 284 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,030 Um, who are all these people? 285 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:12,070 Well, I found out who's going to be in Logan's school next year, so I invited 286 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:13,070 everyone in his class. 287 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,270 Logan, let's get you dressed up in some roller hockey gear so you can mix it up 288 00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:23,690 with that crazy monkey hat. 289 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,890 I can't believe this. 290 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,310 Hey, guys, isn't this party amazing? 291 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:31,670 No, it's not amazing. 292 00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:32,970 It's ridiculous. 293 00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:36,490 I mean, we specifically told Savitsky our philosophy about raising our 294 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,910 Then he goes behind our backs and throws this huge party. 295 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,630 Well, come on. It's not that big a deal. When you think about it, it's like 296 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:42,630 having a petting suit. 297 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:47,750 That'll do, pig. 298 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,620 Is this cool or what? 299 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,760 Where's Savitsky? I need him to put a stop to all this. 300 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,260 What are you going to do, Jimmy? Have him send everyone home? 301 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,260 Yeah. Send everybody home. 302 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,440 Except for the guy with the funnel cake. There's no reason we should punish 303 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,440 ourselves. 304 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,599 Jimmy, we're just going to have to wait until after the party to talk to 305 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:11,099 Savitsky. I mean, look at Logan. He's having the time of his life. 306 00:17:15,819 --> 00:17:17,920 I guess you're right. I can't stop this now. 307 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,540 Look at this place. I mean, could this party get any crazier? 308 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,660 The party's been over for an hour. I think it's time we let the monkey go 309 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:53,340 Yeah. I feel good about having given him a job, though. He's had a rough go of 310 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,460 it since things went south over at Neverland. 311 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,220 Here, monkey, thanks. 312 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,720 Mr. Savitsky, we need to talk to you about something. 313 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:11,260 Hey, I'm sorry about the mix -up with that phallic -shaped ice sculpture. 314 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,840 Somewhere in L .A., there's a bachelorette doing vodka shots off the 315 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:16,840 Dora the Explorer. 316 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,760 Look, we told you we don't believe in throwing our kids a big extravagant 317 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,639 birthday party. 318 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,940 Well, I don't know what the big deal is. 319 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,400 Logan had fun. Everyone else had fun. 320 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,700 All those girls are going to be in his new class. We're looking at him like he 321 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:30,599 was king. 322 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,380 I mean, if that kid wasn't five years old, hoo -ha! 323 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,380 Yeah, look, we know he had fun, but that doesn't make it right. 324 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,280 We're his parents, right? And we know what's best for our children. 325 00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:42,529 Says who? 326 00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:45,010 What? The kid had the time of his life. 327 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,890 Okay, listen, Mr. Savitsky, with all due respect, okay, that's not the point. 328 00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,830 We told you, we just want to raise our kids a certain way. 329 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:55,070 Well, you might want to rethink that, because you don't live in Mayberry 330 00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:56,670 anymore. This is Los Angeles. 331 00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:57,910 What is that supposed to mean? 332 00:18:58,290 --> 00:19:01,490 Well, I've been watching you and your little lackadaisical when it comes to 333 00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:05,090 kids. If you want them to succeed, you better start pushing them a little more. 334 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:09,370 My kids are doing just fine, and I haven't pushed them since I was at 10 335 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:10,370 centimeters. 336 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,740 might want to start. I mean, Dominic's eight, and he doesn't even play an 337 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,600 instrument. You don't know what you're talking about. I mean, Dominic's never 338 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,220 even shown any interest in playing an instrument. 339 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:26,040 You don't wait till they show an interest. You make them, and they'll 340 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,480 it later on. You think Beethoven wanted to learn how to play the piano? 341 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:34,040 No. His parents made him, and if he didn't practice, they tied his hands to 342 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,040 piano with wire. 343 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,060 That didn't happen to Beethoven. 344 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,280 Of course it did. 345 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,960 Or is that how they taught that monkey how to play hockey? 346 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,420 We can't stay here. 347 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,900 Dominic Logan, get in here! 348 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,820 Why can't you stay here? Because it's becoming very obvious that you're going 349 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,040 try to raise our kids your way. 350 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,440 Look, we really appreciate you letting us stay here, but we just... We've got 351 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,440 go back home. 352 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,500 We're moving back to Greg and Kim's. But we like it here. 353 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:08,680 Well, you know what? Sometimes life is about making difficult decisions, and 354 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,520 we've got a difficult one right now about whether we should go home or stay 355 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,520 here. 356 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:23,170 Good choice, Dominic. Now, how would you like to take an oboe lesson on Tuesday? 357 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:38,690 Oh.