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Hey, kid.

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Hi, Dad. Hi.

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Great. Okay, I'll see you then.

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Hey, Greg, my friends Adam and Abby are
coming over for dinner on Saturday

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night. Oh, sounds great. What does Adam
do? He's a marriage therapist.

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Cancel.

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Why? What do you have against marriage
therapists? They help people. Yeah, the

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only people they help are divorce
lawyers.

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You know 63 % of couples that go to
therapy eventually break up? Really?

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I don't know. I made it up, but...

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I know these therapists end more
marriages than they save, and besides, I

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want some guy coming over here and
judging us. Oh, it'll be fine.

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Besides, Jimmy and Christine will be
here, too. Oh, Kim, that's even going to

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worse. How?

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Because he's going to be comparing their
marriage to ours.

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Oh, you think they have a better
marriage than we do? No, but those two

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will have a couple glasses of wine and
start pawing each other, and Jimmy's

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going to think me and you hate each
other because we're still dressed during

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dessert.

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Well, Christine knows Abby, too. What am
I supposed to do? Just tell her that

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we're having dinner with a mutual
friend, but we don't want them around?

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You don't have to tell her anything.
I'll tell her. If you let me handle this

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for once, they might finally get the
point, and it won't come up again. No,

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no. You'll be rude and hurt their
feelings.

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But let me just deal with this, and
everyone will be happy.

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Hi, guys.

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Hi. Just the people I wanted to see.

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Um, we were curious if you guys had any
plans for Saturday night.

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Well, that depends.

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Does staying home, watching TV, and
falling asleep by 10 count as a plan?

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Hey, don't forget about the sex.

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Jimmy, what you do after I'm asleep is
your business.

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Anyway, Greg and I were just talking
about how last Saturday night you guys

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wanted to go to that new Thai
restaurant, but we couldn't because Greg

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are allergic to peanuts, so we ended up
ordering pizza.

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Don't worry about it. Pizza was fine.

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No, no, no, no. We feel bad.

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In fact, we were thinking you guys
should go to that new Thai place. You

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forget about us.

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You know what?

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We're kind of over going out as a family
ever since we got banned from Outback

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Steakhouse.

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Hey, if they're going to hang a
boomerang on the wall where Logan can

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it's only a matter of time before a
waiter takes one in his Bloomin' Onion.

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Well, then you know what? Leave the kids
with us. You guys go by yourself.

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Well, why don't we get a dinner and then
we can all just go to a different

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restaurant?

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Oh, yeah, we can.

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Prior commitment.

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Having a couple of people over for
dinner.

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Oh, okay. Well, that's cool.

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What, some friends of Greg's from work?

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No, no. Adam and Abby.

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Abby from school?

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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You know, you guys are going to love
that new Thai place.

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I've been reading all kinds of great
reviews.

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Yeah, yeah, thanks.

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It's really nice of you to watch the
kids. Oh, it's our pleasure.

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So did you guys get the notice about the
tuition hike? Yeah.

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I can't believe they have the nerve to
raise it 10%. Well, school may be

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expensive, but at least it's given our
kids a solid foundation.

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Solid as a rock, just like our marriage,
huh, Kim?

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Hey, if it's a crime to be happily
married, then lock us up because we are

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guilty as charged.

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Man, gotta love this new Thai
restaurant.

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Where else can you get this much chicken
for five bucks?

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Although I was a little concerned that
the word chicken was in quotes.

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It stinks, Jimmy.

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Hey, give it a chance. A lot of things
that don't smell great taste okay.

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I'm talking about Kim and Greg.

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I hate that they treat us like we're
idiots.

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I mean, come on, if Kim didn't want us
at her dinner, why didn't she just say

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instead of trying to trick us into going
out tonight?

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Hey, let it go, Christine. It's not that
big of a deal. Well, why doesn't she

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just say what she feels?

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I mean, she acts like we're too stupid
to know that she doesn't want us over

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there. It's insulting.

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Well, you know what? That's the price we
pay for living in their guest house.

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Some people pay their rent with money.
We pay with our dignity.

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Yeah, well, I don't like it.

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You know what?

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I could go over there and I should ruin
her little dinner party.

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Why, Christine? Why do you want to ruin
a good evening?

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I mean, the kids are in there watching
their video.

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Okay? We have our chicken.

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This really ticks me off.

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I know.

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You know what?

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You're really sexy when you're angry.

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Forget it, Jimmy.

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I'm sure you say that now, but you're
going to have to fall asleep sometime.

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Adam, as a marriage therapist here in
Los Angeles, I'm sure you have got all

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inside scoop.

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Any celebrity couples in trouble?

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Well, I won't tell you about any
imminent divorces, but I'm happy to

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Pitt and Jennifer Aniston doing just
great. Wow.

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You treat Brad Pitt and Jennifer
Aniston?

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No, I read about it in People magazine.

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Excuse me.

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Sorry to bother you.

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Christine, what are you doing here? Hi,
Abby. Oh, I just need to grab some soy

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sauce for our takeout. Are you and Kim
neighbors?

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Oh, we live out back.

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Yeah, yeah, we share everything.

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Except, you know, dinner parties with
mutual friends. I don't know.

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What happened at the restaurant?

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Oh, um, well, the waiter told us he was
from Bangkok, and Jimmy went into one of

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those laughing jags of his.

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The maitre d' suggests we get our food
to go.

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Well, it seems silly for the two of you
to be stuck out there eating takeout

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when Kim's making such a nice dinner.

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Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

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Well, you should join us, shouldn't
they, Kim?

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Um, yes, of course. We'd love to have
you join us. Why, thank you. That is so

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sweet of you to offer.

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I'll go get Jimmy.

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Jimmy! Put your butt in there!

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What a great dinner with Jimmy. It's
kind of like Tuesdays with Maury, except

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you don't learn anything, and at the
end, you want the guy to die.

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the chicken i'll go with you way to
handle things kim i didn't want jimmy

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christine here and now they're here you
know why because you weren't direct with

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them the way i wanted you to be i
thought i could be subtle well you were

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subtle doesn't work with them they're
like locusts we need some sort of spray

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some sort of spray so the pan won't
stick

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honey

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Let's just leave, Christine. Greg and
Kim don't want us here. Why couldn't you

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just let it go like I asked you to? If
Kim doesn't want me here, she's going to

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have to come out and tell me.

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Besides, what's your problem?

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We're getting two dinners out of this.

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You may know, but Thai food and Mexican,
I... I don't know if I should be mixing

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food from two different countries.

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I mean, please.

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I think you skipped through the food
court at the mall thing and it's ball

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world.

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Look, I just didn't want to get into
this. I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?

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No, no, no. Actually, it's good that
you're here. You're a marriage

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right?

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Uh -huh. Okay, great.

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I would like you to explain to my wife
that she's crazy.

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I am not crazy. He will be the judge of
that.

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Look, Greg and Kim obviously don't want
us to be here, but Christine dragged us

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over here just to spite Kim. No, it's
not to spite Kim. It's to make her see

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what she means for one.

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You see, Kim is always doing these
passive, aggressive things, thinking

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we're so dumb that she can make us do
whatever she wants.

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Jimmy, on the other hand, thinks we can
trade all our dignity for a little bit

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of fried rice.

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Pork fried rice.

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See what I'm talking about?

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And that's just the tip of the ice.

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What's going on?

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Nothing. No, we walk in the room and you
stop talking. You're talking about us,

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aren't you? How we weren't.

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I just...

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Got to the end of my sentence and I
stopped.

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Just like that.

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And that. See, I do it all the time.

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Do you see this? I told you this was
going to happen. They're out here making

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look bad.

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See this? I told you to just drop it.
Now it's turning into a whole big thing

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and everybody's getting mad.

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Nobody's mad. Just shut up, you idiot.

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May I make an observation?

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Oh, here we go.

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This is where you're going to tell us we
have a bad marriage, right?

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Oh, I don't think you have a bad
marriage.

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Oh, so what? You think we have a bad
marriage?

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No, not at all.

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I think this is a bad marriage.

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Can you believe Adam actually thinks we
should go to couples therapy with Jimmy

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and Christine?

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I mean, how does a nut job like that
stay in business?

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I think it's a good idea.

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Oh, there's my answer. Other nut jobs.

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I don't know, Greg.

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And the four of us have been fighting a
lot lately.

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Now, what if the tension is doing damage
to the children?

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Maybe Adam is on to something. Yeah,
I'll tell you what he's on. He's on the

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Internet booking a vacation with my
money.

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Can you imagine the four of us going to
therapy?

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This could be our chance to finally get
them to stop treating us like second

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-class citizens.

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What are you talking about?

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Look, we're always the mooches.

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Okay, sure, they let us live in their
house for free, but then they hold it

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our heads. And every time we get into an
argument with them, we've got to back

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down because we live in their house.

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That's true. Okay, but with this Adam
guy, we finally have the opinion of a

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trained professional who will be able to
tell them that they're wrong.

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Okay, I see what you're saying, but
we've got to make sure that this guy

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on our side.

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So we've got to use those words that
therapists like, like alienated and

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traumatized. Yeah, yeah.

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And disaffected.

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Disaffected works really well.

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Do you even know what that means?

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No, but I saw some guy use it the other
day on Oprah.

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She hugged him so hard he turned the
color purple.

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Greg, for the sake of the kid.

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But it's ridiculous.

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Couples therapy almost never works.

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Usually splits people up forever.

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I'll see if he can take us tomorrow.

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Could you stop that? It's annoying.

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Hey, you're not the boss here.

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This isn't your house. No, if it was my
house, you'd be on the couch with your

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socks off playing with a whole different
set of marbles.

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Hello. Oh, hey, Adam. Good to see you
all. I'm glad you all came down.

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I know this is a little unconventional,
but I've always thought that if people

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really communicate, they can work out a
lot of their problems.

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Well, I think that's great, because
believe me, we're feeling pretty

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And disaffected.

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Christine, why don't you begin?

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The other night, you expressed some of
your feelings to me. Why don't you, in a

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non -confrontational way, share your
feelings with Kim?

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Okay. Well,

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it's just that sometimes Kim can be a
sneaky, passive -aggressive little

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weasel.

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Okay, now, can you say that in a way
that's non -confrontational?

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Okay.

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Kim can be a sneaky, passive -aggressive
little weasel.

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How am I passive -aggressive?

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Kim, you tried to trick us into leaving
the house so you could have a dinner

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party that we weren't included in.

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I felt very betrayed and traumatized.

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Hey, leave some words for me.

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You see, I was just being polite and
trying not to hurt your feelings.

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Well, you did, Kim, and you do it all
the time. I mean, you patronize us by

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saying what it is you truly feel.

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Is it true, Kim?

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Do you do that?

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I don't really think... I don't know if
it's fair to...

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It's him.

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I was just protecting them from him. For
four years now, I've been caught in the

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middle. I'm traumatized.

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Hey, we already used that one.

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It wasn't me who didn't want you at the
dinner party. I wanted you there. It was

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Greg. Why didn't you want Jimmy and
Christine at your dinner? You've seen

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eat.

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It's beyond table manners. I've lived
with them for four years. I see this all

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the time.

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It's all take, take, take and no give.

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Hey, what are you talking about? We give
all the time. Yeah, you give us your

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grief. You give us your dirty laundry.
Last year they gave us head lice.

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You see, Greg never misses a chance to
make us feel like bums. Sure, you let us

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live in your house, but then you're
always holding over our heads.

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So there's never been a situation where
Greg's been gracious with his

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generosity?

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One time, I couldn't believe it.

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We all went out to this fancy restaurant
to celebrate our anniversaries

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together.

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Great meal, huh?

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Oh, fantastic.

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Hey, listen, before the girl gets back
from the ladies' room, let me pay for

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dinner tonight.

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Don't worry about it. I got it. No, no,
no, no. Seriously, I've been saving up

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for this. It's kind of embarrassing how
I never pay.

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Waiters, they look at me kind of funny.
I feel like I'm your kid or something.

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Here's what you do. When you see the
bill coming, get up and use the

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That way I can pay and, you know, won't
have any awkward moments for you.

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Really? It's a big night for you. You
deserve it. You know what?

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You should order yourself another
dessert.

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Excuse me, waiter.

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I'd like another one of these, please.
This thing is awesome.

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Jimmy, you said you didn't like creme
brulee. Hey, that's before I knew it was

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pudding with a blowtorch.

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So, it sounds like Greg was very
sensitive in that moment.

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Wait a minute.

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That's not the whole story.

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Jimmy, you didn't see what happened when
the check actually came.

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Well, if all excuse me, I need to use
the restroom.

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Can you believe this guy? He's got the
world's most convenient bladder.

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You'd think he'd try to pick up the
check once.

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It's like he's my kid.

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You deliberately set me up to make me
look cheap?

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I can't believe this. I wanted to pay.
What kind of sick person does that? You

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disgust me.

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Clearly, what we've discovered here are
some deep and complex issues.

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These problems have festered for so
long, they're a permanent part of your

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Well, Doc, you can't fix everybody. I
guess some people aren't meant to live

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together. Hey, do you guys validate?

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Now, hold on.

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I didn't say it couldn't be fixed.

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In fact, I think we've discovered who's
at the center of the problem.

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So should I see the secretary about the
validation?

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Greg, what we need to work on is you.

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Me?

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You seem to have control issues.

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But if we all work together, we can find
out what's behind it and solve your

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situation at home.

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Often with control issues, we find
patterns of behavior that started early

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life. So now I'm going to have to spend
a fortune so you can dredge up pain from

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my childhood. It may sound silly, but if
you're willing to open up, maybe we can

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uncover some events that will explain
your behavior today.

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Craig, we've all got shovels, but only
you can tell us what to dig.

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There's really nothing.

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Maybe something you kept buried? Oh,
stop it. Something painful? I'm telling

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you, there's nothing. Greg, come on.

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Let it out.

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It can only be good for you.

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All right, all right.

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All started when I was 11 years old.

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And I was at sleepaway camp for the
summer.

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Camp Wrigley.

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My parents used to send me for fresh air
and exercise.

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Hi, Greg.

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Better than fresh air and exercise with
Georgia.

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When I was with her, I felt like I was
on top of the world.

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And every day at camp, I'd try to find a
way to spend time alone with her.

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Hey, Georgia.

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Do you like cupcakes?

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Yeah, I think they do.

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One for me, and a hostess for the
mostest.

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Hey, look!

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The fruitcake shares cupcakes!

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Mary and William.

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They were like Bonnie and Clyde. They'd
been thrown out of five fresh air camps

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that summer. Mine was their last stop
before juvenile hall.

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Hit him over. Bite munch.

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Yeah.

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Gonna need this back.

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And that's how it was the whole summer.

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They took my magazine. They stole my
radio. They ripped up my mail. I mean,

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those two made every day at that summer
camp.

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A living, breathing hell.

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And I guess I just never got over it.

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Greg, I'm so sorry.

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Wow.

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That took tremendous courage.

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What a breakthrough, huh?

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Yeah, Doctor, I don't mean to bring the
party down here, but, um, not exactly a

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scientific breakthrough to reveal, but
Greg here is a wuss.

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But this explains everything, Christine.

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Subconsciously, Greg sees you and Jimmy
as the modern -day embodiment of Mary

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and William, always taking from him. And
he's afraid if he doesn't control the

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situation, he'll look bad in front of
Kim, who's the present -day Georgia.

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Oh, so you're saying all our problems
can be traced back to that summer?

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Pretty much.

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Hey,

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can you tell me why I'm afraid of
penguins?

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Ever been taught by none?

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Yeah.

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Whoa, this guy is good.

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Anyhow, now that we've gotten to the
bottom of Greg's problems, I think it's

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going to have a profound impact on your
relationships at home.

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So we don't need to come back?

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I don't think so.

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Wow, that's great. Thanks, Adam.

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Hey, Greg did all the hard work here
today. I didn't do that much at all.

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Of course, that doesn't make it any
cheaper.

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Thank you very much. Come on, sweetie,
let's go home. Sounds like I can move

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yet. Still too upset?

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No, my foot's asleep.

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Thanks, Adam. Yeah.

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Hello. Hey, honey.

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Yeah, they just left.

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It was a great session.

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Come on, you know I can't give you any
details.

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Okay, I'll tell you.

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It all started when Greg was 11 years
old.

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He was away at a camp called Camp
Wrigley.

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And I was at sleepaway camp for the
summer. Camp Wrigley.

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Better than fresh air and exercise was
Georgia.

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When I was with her, I felt like I was
on top of the world.

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Mary and William.

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They were like Bonnie and Clyde.

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Mary and William.

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William and Mary.

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Do you like cupcakes?

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Do you like cupcakes?

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He made it up.

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He made it all up.

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Very brave of you to bury your soul like
that.

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Thank you.

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I think I'm going to take a little walk
and try to get myself together.