1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:04,590 Hey, guys. Guys, the boss just called. 2 00:00:04,790 --> 00:00:08,029 I need you to go upstairs and get the rehearsal piano and bring it down to 3 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:09,550 five. This isn't even our job. 4 00:00:09,790 --> 00:00:12,430 Look, guys, the call came in, okay? It's got to be done. 5 00:00:13,190 --> 00:00:16,390 I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal, okay? You guys go upstairs. 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:17,910 You move this piano. 7 00:00:18,330 --> 00:00:19,550 I'll move the next one. 8 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:20,970 In fact, you know what? 9 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:22,830 I'll move the next two. 10 00:00:23,350 --> 00:00:24,328 The next two? 11 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:27,410 Jimmy, I've been here for five years, and it's the first time I've ever had to 12 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:29,450 move a piano. Yeah, so at this rate... 13 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,439 You're not going to have to move a piano for another ten years. 14 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:33,740 Ten years? 15 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,620 Come on, Roy, let's jump on this before he changes his mind. 16 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:45,800 All right, guys, listen, I'm leaving my radio on if you need anything, okay? 17 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,820 Okay, room 204, all right. 18 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,319 There it is. 19 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,080 Oh, sweet, the whole piano's on wheels. 20 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,880 roll this bad boy right on out of here. 21 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:11,920 What the hell? This thing isn't budging. 22 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,620 Oh, that's because the brake is on. I got it. 23 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:36,080 are. Gets you a little shaken up, huh? 24 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:37,300 A little? 25 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,900 I'd be dead if I hadn't dropped that bag of Skittles. 26 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:44,080 You know, I never thought my sweet tooth would be the thing that saved my life. 27 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:48,760 Hey, candy hasn't been wrapping plaque around your heart for the last 20 years 28 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,500 to let a piano swoop in and finish the job. 29 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:54,580 Oh, but it's funny, though. I feel like I got this whole new lease on life. My 30 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:55,840 entire outlook has changed. 31 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:57,340 What's with Bach? 32 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,380 This is my little box of stuff, you know, things I've been collecting over 33 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:04,600 years. You know, I got my diploma. I got some baseball cards here. Oh, look at 34 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,680 this. This is the first dollar I made. Oh, mowing lawn? 35 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,199 No, I made it. That's when color copiers came out. 36 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:17,900 And here it is. When I was in high school, I made a list of all the things 37 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:20,860 wanted to do someday before I died. Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty neat. 38 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,300 I never knew you were the goal -oriented type. 39 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,340 Well, yeah, and thanks to Christine, I've already achieved a couple of these. 40 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,060 Well, marry a hot chick. 41 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,640 Have a kid on purpose. 42 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,800 But there's still a lot of wild stuff on here that I haven't done yet. 43 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,460 Host my own TV talk show. 44 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,960 Ride in a stock car with a NASCAR driver. 45 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:46,200 Fight with a professional hockey player. 46 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,100 Sleep with a supermodel. 47 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:53,220 Hey, no, wait a minute. I made this list before we got married. I'll change it. 48 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,940 I'll change it to, like, you know, dance with a supermodel, huh? 49 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,720 And again, anybody can do that. I'll tell you, I'm going to freak dance with 50 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:00,720 supermarket. 51 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,600 Come on, Jimmy. You're 35 years old. Don't you think it's a little silly to 52 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,420 running around with a list you made as a teenager? 53 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,940 Why? Just because I got older? 54 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,680 Okay, look, we all have crazy dreams when we're teenagers. 55 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,900 And then we get older, we give up on them. Well, I'm not giving up on these. 56 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:18,040 You know, there's still a lot of fun things on that list, and I'm going to do 57 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,680 every single one of them. But, Jimmy, seriously, how are you going to do these 58 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,040 things? Write a song and have it sung by a famous musician? 59 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:28,410 Tim, we live in Hollywood. There's famous musicians all over this town. You 60 00:03:28,410 --> 00:03:29,710 what else there is all over town? 61 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:33,290 Trash cans. So you might want to save yourself a little time, find one, and 62 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:34,470 throw that list into it. 63 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:38,170 Okay. You know what? Yeah, you guys go ahead and laugh, okay? But I got some 64 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:41,110 dreams, and I've ignored them for too long. And I don't care if you guys think 65 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:42,110 this is a stupid list. 66 00:03:42,350 --> 00:03:46,410 I'm going to check off every item on it, and I'm going to need any help from any 67 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:47,410 one of you. 68 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:52,890 Anybody got a pen? 69 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,579 What is going on? 70 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:04,480 Dad showed me how to tie a secret pirate knot, but he didn't show me how to 71 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,480 untie it. 72 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,560 Well, can you breathe? 73 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:10,720 I'm fine. 74 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,160 All right, well, Daddy will be home soon. If you get lightheaded, call me. 75 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,500 Okay. 76 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,579 Where is Jimmy anyway? 77 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:21,720 Oh, he's staying late at work. He's trying to write a song. You're kidding. 78 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,540 No, he's serious about doing everything on that lift. Billy and Roy got him a 79 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:28,140 couple of how -to books, and he's convinced that he can teach himself how 80 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:29,140 write a song. Oh. 81 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,310 I guess it's possible. 82 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:33,910 There's a sea lion down at SeaWorld who can play What I Did for Love on a set of 83 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:34,910 bulb horns. 84 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:39,590 You know what? I feel bad I made fun of him. I mean, Billy and Roy are helping 85 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:41,650 him. I'm his wife. Why am I not helping him? 86 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:44,330 Hello. Hey, honey. 87 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,670 How'd it go at work? Did you write the song? 88 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:52,110 Not yet, but I think I got a pretty good start on one. Yeah, see, the book says 89 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:55,370 I should write about what I know, so I'm writing a song about my job as a 90 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:56,209 security guard. 91 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:57,210 That sounds cool. 92 00:04:57,910 --> 00:04:58,910 Let's hear it. 93 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:04,950 Okay. Another morning in my security box. 94 00:05:05,850 --> 00:05:08,630 Every stage has free bagels and lox. 95 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:13,130 I just noticed that I'm wearing two different colored socks. 96 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:20,230 That's it? Yeah, so far. 97 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:23,890 Yeah. And at the end, it's going to go... 98 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,580 Honey, I'm sorry that I made fun of you yesterday. 99 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:36,460 If this is important to you, it's important to me, so I want to help you 100 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:36,999 your list. 101 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Really? How? 102 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:42,460 Well, I was thinking at school they have a TV studio, and I bet they'd let us 103 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:46,400 use it, and you could host your own talk show on campus. On campus? Would 104 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,400 anybody feed? 105 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,460 Well, I don't know, maybe 30 or 40 people in the dorms, and who's ever 106 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,460 lunch in the cafeteria? 107 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,200 That many? 108 00:05:57,980 --> 00:05:59,240 Christine, that would be awesome. 109 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,210 All right, listen, you guys are going to have to hurry it up. We've got a class 110 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:13,670 in here in 45 minutes. Oh, sure. Thanks for letting us do this. 111 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:17,390 You ready? Are you kidding me? Ready? I've been waiting for this my whole 112 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:18,549 Places, everybody. 113 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:19,550 Okay, go get behind your desk. 114 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:27,590 And in 5, 4, 3, 2... Live from room 602 115 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:31,950 of the Nelson P. Guild Communications Building, it's the Jimmy Hughes Show, 116 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:33,890 starring Jimmy Hughes. 117 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:38,230 Now put down those sloppy joes and give a big closed circuit welcome to... 118 00:06:38,790 --> 00:06:39,790 Jimmy Hughes. 119 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:49,330 Hey, hello, everyone. It's great to be here. 120 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:51,230 Yes, it is, sir. You are correct. 121 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:56,190 Hey, everyone. This is my sidekick, Billy. Please make him feel welcome. 122 00:06:56,190 --> 00:06:59,770 the first time he's been on a college campus without a car full of pizzas and 123 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:00,770 30 -minute guarantee. 124 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,890 Good one, sir. 125 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:07,410 So, Billy, what did you do today? 126 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:10,350 Went to work. 127 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:15,370 I had a really good lunch. Oh, really? 128 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:17,070 Good lunch. 129 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:18,150 What did you have? 130 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:19,530 Turkey sandwich. 131 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:20,870 Turkey sandwich? 132 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:22,390 Hmm. 133 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:25,650 Did you have a drink with that? 134 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:29,550 As a matter of fact, I did. I had a 32 -ounce... You know what? Hold that 135 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,429 thought, Billy. 136 00:07:30,430 --> 00:07:33,750 We'll be right back with Billy's beverage of choice after a word from our 137 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:34,750 sponsors. 138 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:36,770 We don't have... 139 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,500 is how you replace a urinal cake. 140 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:54,580 I'd like to thank Eddie the janitor for taking some time out of his day and his 141 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:56,400 busy schedule to be on our show. Thank you, Eddie. 142 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:01,820 Right. 143 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,360 Oh, Billy. 144 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,800 That was pretty informative. 145 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,100 Kemp, you're supposed to wait until I say something funny to do a rim cut. 146 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,440 I got tired of waiting. 147 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:21,300 Well, I can see from the arrival of our Video Journalism 101 class that we're 148 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,960 about out of time. I'd like to thank my announcer, Christine, my sidekick, 149 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:27,420 Billy, and let's hear it for my one woman band, Kim. 150 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:33,780 And sorry we didn't have more time for Eddie the janitor. Thanks again, Eddie. 151 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,460 guess next time we'll get to your demonstration, but we're just going to 152 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:40,500 take your word for it that sawdust absorbs more vomit than sand. 153 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:53,200 I see you got my message. Jimmy, get ready to cross off number nine on your 154 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,260 list. You got me a supermodel? Oh, my God. 155 00:08:56,820 --> 00:09:01,520 Hey, Christine, don't be jealous, okay? Remember, I changed sleep with to freak 156 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,520 dance with. 157 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,300 Enjoy yourself. 158 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,180 Wow, this is an incredible night or what? 159 00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:08,820 You must be Jimmy. 160 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:17,280 Now, remember, Jimmy, no sex, just freak dancing. 161 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,040 What are you doing? Hey, your list just said supermodel. 162 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:30,100 Jimmy, when Billy told me about your story, I was touched. 163 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:37,120 Once upon a time, I had a list of goals, too. One was to come to America and to 164 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,120 be a model. 165 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:41,280 Then I accomplished my goal, so I thought I would help you accomplish 166 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,480 Come on, Jimmy. 167 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:46,580 Fabio is a supermodel. And he was nice enough to come down here and dance with 168 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:49,020 you. Now, do you want to finish that list or not? 169 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,250 Hey, Fabio. 170 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:56,430 Yes, Jimmy? 171 00:09:58,750 --> 00:09:59,830 Let's get our freak on. 172 00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:02,569 Can you hold this? 173 00:10:02,570 --> 00:10:03,750 Sure. Thank you. 174 00:10:17,610 --> 00:10:19,370 I thought you said you could get Heidi Klum. 175 00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:22,090 Well, I could, but I thought this was fun. Yeah. 176 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:29,999 Come on, Jimmy. 177 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,320 Greg has a special surprise for you. 178 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:36,080 That's right, Jimmy. Now that you've crossed a couple of those things off 179 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,240 list, I have to admit I'm really rooting for you. So when I found out there was 180 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,640 going to be a singer shooting a music video on the lot today, I got him the 181 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,060 biggest and best trailer I could. 182 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:47,740 He asked me what he could do to repay me, so I told him about my friend with 183 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:51,140 list. Jimmy, it's my pleasure to introduce to you Mr. 184 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:52,340 John Hyatt. 185 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:05,350 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm honored to introduce a new song by a songwriter who 186 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:10,390 do believe will follow in the footsteps of Hank Williams, Bob Dylan, Willie 187 00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:11,930 Nelson, and, well, me. 188 00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:16,610 The song is called Things I Think About at Work by Mr. Jimmy Hughes. 189 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:25,090 Another morning in my security box. 190 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:30,190 Every stage has three bagels and lox. 191 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,240 I just noticed I'm wearing two different colored socks. 192 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,980 Man, this vanilla coke really rocks. 193 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:46,400 Second favorite actor, gotta be Captain Kirk. 194 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:50,300 These are things I think about at work. 195 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:54,940 I wonder if they notice still alive. 196 00:11:56,620 --> 00:12:00,580 I wonder if there's any donuts left on stage five. 197 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:05,480 Movie Memento had a very confusing story. 198 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:10,460 Will Joe Gibbs bring the Redskins back to glory? 199 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:14,280 I've never met Pierce Brosnan. 200 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,680 Got a feeling he's kind of a jerk. 201 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,560 These are things I think about at work. 202 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,240 I think Mr. 203 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:26,380 T could take Russell Crowe in a fight, don't you? 204 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,900 I'd like to be Mr. Britney Spears for just one night. 205 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:37,660 I've always thought that guinea pigs were odd. They don't even look like 206 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,000 The man who invented that rachet is a god. 207 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:47,880 If I were Herculean, all my best friends could just call me Herc. 208 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:51,360 These are things I think about at work. 209 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,600 Ho! 210 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,460 I used to have a next -door neighbor, and he'd yell at me when I'd cut through 211 00:12:57,460 --> 00:13:00,440 his yard, either going to school or coming home. 212 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:05,420 And once he threw a rock at my dog, and then he'd call the cops when I played my 213 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:08,180 music, no matter how loud or quiet it was. 214 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,180 And he had a weird limp from the Second World War, and he smoked like a chimney, 215 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,560 swore like a sailor, and he drank beer all day, and he hated hot guts, and his 216 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,400 name was Frank McGurk. 217 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:22,480 The thing I think about at work. 218 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:27,700 Yeah, the things I think about at work. 219 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:32,870 I think about it worse. 220 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:34,790 Welcome 221 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:50,890 to 222 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,750 the 7th Annual NHL Legends Chariot Game. 223 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,300 So it gives me a chance to get out and lace them up one more time and raise a 224 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,400 little money for charity. Yep. 225 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,940 By the way, are you a celebrity? 226 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:11,760 No. See, I was supposed to be working security for this event, but I slept 227 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,620 a uniform because my dream has always been to mix it up with a real NHL tough 228 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,300 guy. I see. You're not security? 229 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,780 And you're the toughest of all time. 230 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:19,759 Thank you. 231 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,800 You ready to go, old man? 232 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Go where? 233 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,300 Come on. You heard me. 234 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,060 I'm going to show you how, Mr. Howe. 235 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,840 Thank you. 236 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,620 Listen, I think I broke my shoulder when I fell. 237 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:44,620 I got a piece of paper on my waistband. Could you pull it out and cross off 238 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:45,620 number seven? 239 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,680 I still can't believe you're here. 240 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:57,960 I can't believe I'm sitting in my living room next to Dale Earnhardt Jr. 241 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,300 Huh? Huh? 242 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,720 What do you think? Oh, God, little E? 243 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,920 It's little E. What are you doing here? 244 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,640 Well, Kim wrote me a letter about all the things you want to do before you 245 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,280 So I'm here to help. I'm going to give you a ride. 246 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,420 Oh, my God, this is amazing. 247 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,500 I can't believe this. 248 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:20,560 First off, if you don't mind me asking, what's wrong with you? 249 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,280 You know, what are you dying of? 250 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,950 Oh. I don't know. I think you misunderstood. 251 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,410 Are you familiar with Luberderma? 252 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:36,330 Yes. 253 00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:38,330 I haven't. 254 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,070 Hey, let me ask you something. Yeah. 255 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,940 Hey, David, this isn't what I bargained for. 256 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:12,940 Don't you worry, man. 257 00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:42,210 Thank you guys so much for helping me out with all this stuff. I am so lucky 258 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,110 have you guys in my life. Did you sign the release? 259 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,170 Yep. Hey, well, you better go put on your suit. All right. 260 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:17,970 You're going to be late for work. 261 00:17:19,349 --> 00:17:20,530 Why? What's the point? 262 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:26,210 What's your problem? You just spent a week doing everything you ever wanted to 263 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,210 do in the world. 264 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:34,910 You know, I thought after I do them, I'd feel great. But the truth is, I don't 265 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:37,970 feel great. It's like I'm done. There's nothing left. 266 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,730 I got nothing to look forward to. 267 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:41,690 What? That's ridiculous. 268 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,190 Is it, Christine? 269 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:49,080 It's like I've achieved all my goals and now it's just a downward spiral until 270 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,760 I'm old and decrepit and somebody has to lift me on and off the toilet. 271 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,080 Can you imagine a worse future? 272 00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,800 Yeah, considering I'm going to be the one doing the lifting. 273 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:05,820 Look, Jimmy, considering how much we all did for you this week, I'm really not 274 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,720 in the mood to be a guest at your little pity party. 275 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:11,080 So, you know, if you want to mope around and feel sorry for yourself, that's 276 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,440 fine. I got to go to school. 277 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,699 Oh, yeah. 278 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,700 School. 279 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,120 Dreams, you've got it all ahead of you, honey. I envy you. 280 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,700 Dad? 281 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:24,940 Hey, guys, what's up? 282 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,460 How do you spell hippopotamus? 283 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:33,500 Well, you know, some words, they got little tricks in them to help you 284 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,500 how to spell them. 285 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:40,200 But this one, why go through all that trouble? Just write hippo. 286 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,320 Was this for homework or something? 287 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:46,540 No, it's for a list. 288 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,840 What does it think is right a hippopotamus? 289 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,520 Your list? 290 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:54,820 Yeah. We made a list of things we want to do, just like you. 291 00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:58,940 Let's take a look at this. 292 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,920 Let's see. 293 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,700 Oh. 294 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,060 Stay up till 11 o 'clock? 295 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,100 Record a song with the Wiggles? 296 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:12,910 Drink a whole bottle of chocolate syrup? 297 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:15,690 I've been there, done that. 298 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:19,010 Can you help us with our list? 299 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,770 Of course I will. You know why? 300 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,150 Because you know what the last thing on my list was? 301 00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:25,490 Helping you guys with your list. 302 00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:28,110 Do you really think we can sing a song with the Wiggles? 303 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,249 Of course you can. 304 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,790 All you got to do is write them a letter. 305 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,470 Dominic, are you familiar with Lubriderma? 306 00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,190 No. 307 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:38,890 Well, you haven't. 308 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:48,480 And now, we've got a real treat. A world premiere video from John Hyatt. This is 309 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,760 Things I Think About at Work. 310 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,960 Another morning in my security box. 311 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,060 Every stage has three bagels in lock. 312 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:09,300 I just noticed I'm wearing two different colored socks. 313 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:14,320 And this vanilla Coke really rocks. 314 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:20,680 My second favorite actor has got to be Captain Kirk. 315 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,580 These are things I think about at work. 316 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,500 I wonder if a pagoda's still alive. 317 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:35,100 I wonder if there's any donuts left on stage five. 318 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,240 Movie Memento had a very confusing story. 319 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:45,190 Will Joe Gibbs bring the Redskins back to glory? 320 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:51,590 I've never met Pierce Brosnan. I got a feeling that he's kind of a jerk. 321 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:55,030 These are things I think about at work. You didn't copyright that song, did you? 322 00:20:56,930 --> 00:21:01,010 Yeah, these are things I think about at work.