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Warner, great idea to move our DVD
packaging unit to Brazil.

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It's saving us two million a year. Plus,
it's a far better place for me to

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inspect factories than Thailand.

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Those women in Rio are beautiful.

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But aren't the women in Thailand
beautiful?

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Yeah, well, unfortunately, so are the
men.

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Fool me once.

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Well, anyway, I can help.

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You know, you've had a lot of great
ideas around here, Warner.

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You're a good man.

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You remind me of myself at your age.

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Maybe it's time I start grooming you for
the future.

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Me? Oh, my God.

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This is so sudden. I wasn't prepared.

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Slow down, Warner. It's not like I found
a lump in the shower this morning.

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I mean the distant future.

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For now, I just want to get you out from
behind your desk and out to meet

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people. Here.

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Four tickets to the Laker game at the
Staples Center on Sunday.

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I'll meet you there. Oh, my God. The
owner's suite. That's the best place to

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meet all the major players in town.

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That or the AA meetings at the Four
Seasons on Sunday.

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But I want to keep your respect, and I
think I'll lose it if you see me weeping

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in the arms of Nick Nolte.

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Hey. Hey, how was your day?

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Excellent. Savitsky said he wants to
begin grooming me.

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Oh, well, that seems about right. I
mean, the way he rides you all day, it

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only fair that he'd give you a little
hosing and a brush down.

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What do you mean he wants to groom you?
You know, for bigger and better things.

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I'm going to become his protege. He
wants me to start rubbing elbows with

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of the major players here in town. What,
like George Clooney?

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I'd like to rub elbows with him.

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Or, you know...

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Touch his butt.

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Savitsky wants me to meet some people
Sunday, so he gave me tickets to the

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owner's suite at the Lakers game.

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Oh, man, the owner's suite at the Lakers
game. I have always dreamed of going to

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the owner's suite at the Lakers game.

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That is when I'm not dreaming about
Jennifer Lopez.

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That's right, I see your Clooney and I
raise you one J, Lo.

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Congratulations, sweetie. I'm very proud
of you. Thank you. The best part is I'm

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flying my parents in for the game.

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Oh, an unexpected visit from your
mother. We all win.

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Yeah, I haven't told them yet. I can't
wait to see their faces.

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Man, I hope someday I can surprise my
parents with something like that. You

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know, something that says that I've
arrived.

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Yeah, well, Jimmy, before you arrive,
you kind of have to leave.

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You really think it's worth flying your
parents all the way across the country

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for a basketball game? I mean, last
-minute plane tickets cost a fortune.

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We've got the money. We can afford it.

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Oh, this we can afford, but you dumped
down my throat for buying new oven

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Yeah, it's because you buy new oven
mitts every couple of months. They get

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spots on them. Well, so does my
grandmother, but we don't throw her

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Besides, Kim, it's more than a
basketball game. It's an experience, an

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experience my parents wouldn't have
unless it were for me. That and washing

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mattress pad every morning until you
were nine.

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I had a very loud fish tank in my room.

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Christine, okay, must you see every
opportunity there is to take shots at

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Okay, let the man enjoy his success.

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His tremendous talent is being rewarded
with four amazing tickets, one of which

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he's using, two of which he's giving to
his parents, and I think we should all

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respect what he's... Kim's getting a
fourth ticket.

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Kim, huh?

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Kim has been running around blowing your
hard -earned money on oven mitts?

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Well, we got all the luggage squared
away.

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Oh, how was your flight?

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Not great.

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I don't know why Greg had to book us on
a 6 a .m. flight.

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I don't like driving to the airport in
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Makes you feel like you're doing
something sneaky.

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Well, at least you got to sleep on the
plane. No, no, no sleeping. Tom was

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snoring. It was so loud, every time he
stopped, people thought we'd lost an

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engine.

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So, Greg, what is this big surprise?
Why'd you have to drag us out here in

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a hurry? All right, Mom, Dad, sit down.
I want to tell you about a really big

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treat I got for you. Oh, great, because
I am starving. I slept through the whole

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meal.

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Well, it's not about food, Dad. It's
about my boss, Mr.

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Savitsky. He's grooming me for the
future, and he wants me to meet some of

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.A.'s main movers and shakers. So he's
given me four of the most prestigious

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tickets in the city. So guess where
we're going to be going tomorrow night?

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Benihana.

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Dad, you don't need tickets to go to
Benihana.

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Oh, well, we can just go down there
then.

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Well, not tomorrow, but sometime.

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Tonight? I'm up for it. Let's go.

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All right.

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Mom, Dad, this is the deal.

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Tomorrow night we're going to see the
Los Angeles Lakers play. And not only

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we going to the game, but we're going to
see it from the owner's suite. And it's

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going to be full of some of the most
influential people in Southern

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What do you think?

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Who are they playing?

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The Timberwolves. Where are they from?

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Minnesota, but that is not the point.
The point is this is a once -in -a

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-lifetime experience.

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Okay.

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All right, well, listen, I'm a little
bit tired, so I think I'm going to go

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down. Oh, me too?

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No, Tom, if you start to snore, I won't
be able to sleep.

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I thought when you said lie down, you
meant something else.

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I'll just go play with the kids.

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Isn't it a little weird to you?

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Say, what's him wear?

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Greg's dad just tried to drag Natalie
upstairs for a nooner.

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That's sad.

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I just told my mom and dad about this
big spectacular event I wanted to bring

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them to, and they hardly seem excited at
all. Well, they're not the most

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outwardly emotional people to begin
with, and now they're totally jet

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And did you expect them to jump up and
down and give you a big bear hug?

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I don't know, something.

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Well, maybe they don't like basketball.

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I mean, we're going to watch the game
from the owner's suite. There's going to

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be some very big people there. Well,
maybe they don't like important people.

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It's not about that, Christine. It's
about me and them seeing all that I've

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achieved. Oh.

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Maybe they don't like you.

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Hey, you guys are going to have a blast
at this basketball game.

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You know, are the Lakers the team that
have that giant China man?

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No, that's Yao Ming. He's on the
Rockets. But the Lakers have their own

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Shaquille O 'Neal. O 'Neal?

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Irish.

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You don't know who Shaq is? He's maybe
the greatest center to ever play the

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game, and you guys are going to be
watching a game from some of the best

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in the house. You're going to have the
time of your life.

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You know what? You sound like quite the
basketball fan.

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Why don't you take my ticket? Mom, hey,
hey.

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You know, Natalie, that's a very
generous offer, but I can't accept it.

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offer? It's a basketball game. I'd
rather spend time with my grandkids.

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Well, what about spending some time with
your son?

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Greg, I love you, but after 35 years, I
kind of get the picture.

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Seriously, Natalie, thank you, but I
really got to say no. I mean, this was a

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big deal for Greg, and I know if I was
in his shoes, I'd kill to be able to

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share a game like this with my parents.

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Or at least my dad. He'd flip over
something like this. Well, then you

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take your dad.

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What? We'll give him Kim's ticket.

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Kim, you don't care about a basketball
game, now do you?

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No. Not really. Okay, see, there.
Everybody's happy.

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Everybody? Everybody's happy?

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Greg, you know what? If Jimmy had four
tickets to a Lakers game, I am sure that

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he would give two of them to you and
your father. I would. I definitely

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You know what? Fine.

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Oh, this is unbelievable.

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All my life, my dad's been wanting to
take me to an NBA game, and we never got

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there. Never found the time? No, we
literally, we never got there. There was

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strip club and a dog track between our
house and the arena.

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Wait a minute, Jimmy. The game is
tomorrow night. It's going to cost your

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thousands for the plane ticket. He can't
afford that.

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You're right. My dad could never get the
cash together that quick.

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Like he always says, insurance fraud is
good money, but not quick money.

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He can use our frequent flyer mile.

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Mom, you said we could use those miles
to come visit you this spring.

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Oh, Greg, you've got money. Please,
every time we come here, you've got

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new oven mitts.

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What's going on over there, Dad? Ha ha,
this crossword puzzle.

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Need a seven -letter word for animal
affection.

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Will you give up on that already?

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You've been stuck on it for two days now
and you're making me crazy.

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Just go back to the word jumble. You're
out of your league on the crossword.

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Pin pick.

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Man, I can't wait to pick.

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gets here with my dad, he's going to
freak when he finds out about this. Ah,

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Tom, you looking forward to it?

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Eh, handbag doesn't work.

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I'm going to try cowlick, but that would
make one down.

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Funny man, Cobb Newhart.

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Bob, have a brother.

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Hi, everybody, we're here.

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Hey, Dad, what's up?

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It's Ben, how are you doing? Good to see
you, man. Good to see you. Sorry, we're

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late. We were stuck in traffic for an
hour.

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Oh. That's all right. I'll give you a
chance to tell Christine hunting

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Every single one of them.

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She seemed interested. By the end, she
was talking about getting her own gun to

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shoot.

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Myself. To shoot myself.

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Ooh. Ooh.

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What's your name?

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I'm Natalie.

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Natalie, that's where you are.

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Call me Big Jimmy.

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Just for the record, I was Big Jimmy way
before Little Jimmy was born.

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Big Jimmy, that's my mom.

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Get out of here!

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You're much too young and pretty to be
his mama.

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Doesn't seem right.

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I'm Tom, Greg's dad.

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That seems right.

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All right, so, Dad, you ready to hear
about your surprise?

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Yeah, I'm beginning to realize it ain't
her.

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All right, listen to this. Tonight,
we're going to be going to the Lakers

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where we are sitting in the owner's
suite.

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Oh, shut up. Are you kidding?

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No, no, I'm serious. Your owner's suite?
Yes. The Lakers game? Yes.

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Oh, my God, you know that. I don't know
what to say. I mean, it's something you

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know that I've... Come here. Give me...

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That's it. Bear hug.

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Wow.

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Look at this. This is unbelievable,
Jimmy.

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And look at this place.

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Leather chairs, great view, free food.

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Hey, Jimmy, get a picture of me with a
shrimp.

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That's funny. Very funny.

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I'm just fun with you, Tom. Hey, you
can't be that much of a shrimp to get a

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little hellcat like Natalie.

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Hellcat?

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Do I have to talk to this guy? No, you
don't. Dad, go find us a seat.

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Look, Savitsky's going to be introducing
me to a lot of important people

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tonight. Let's make sure your dad
doesn't embarrass him. Oh, look, lay off

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dad, okay? He's going to fit in just
fine.

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Hey, Jimmy, look at the size of this
strip. Looks like the foot on a small

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albino boy.

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So, huh? What do you think?

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About what?

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About the place. You having fun?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

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You know, there's some gourmet food up
there. You want to go check it out? Uh,

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no. I had a PB andJ at the house.

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PB andJ?

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Why'd you eat that?

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Oh, in case you haven't heard, Greg.

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They're yummy.

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Gentlemen, this is Jeannie Buss, vice
president of business operations for the

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Lakers. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you. I know you from some place. Well,

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father, Dr. Jerry Buss, owns the team,
so maybe you've seen our picture

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somewhere.

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No. Dad, well, she goes out with Philip
Jackson, the coach of the Lakers. You've

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probably seen him on TV.

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No. Well, a couple years ago, I posed in
Playboy.

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No, I don't read those kind of
magazines.

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You ever work as a dairy queen in
Lynchburg, Virginia?

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You know me from Playboy, don't you?

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Exito.

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Dad, what are you doing?

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Oh, my wallet was kind of jabbing me, so
I thought I'd take this time to clean

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it out a little bit, throw away some of
the stuff I don't need.

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Oh, my God. Wait till your mother hears
about this. She'll never believe this. I

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know. Can you believe it's Greg Davis?

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Greg Davis?

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No, no, I found a condom in here your
mother gave me in 1968.

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You know your mother never wanted
children, right?

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Ray, I'd like you to meet Jimmy and his
dad, Big Jimmy. Nice to see you, Jimmy.

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I've never shaken hands with a governor.

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Well, actually, I'm not the governor
anymore.

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That's what I said, I've never shaken
hands with a governor.

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Hey, Ray, I want you to know that I
voted for the recall.

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Well, that means...

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You voted against me.

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No. No, no, no, no, no, no. If you voted
for the recall, that means that you

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voted for... Hold on.

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I'm sorry. You didn't lose by one, did
you?

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No, it was more than one.

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Well, the ballot was confusing. There
were so many names on it. I ended up

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voting for Webster or somebody.

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Right. You didn't lose by two, did you?

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No, it was more than two.

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More than two.

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Look, Dad, Big Jimmy's up there talking
to Gray Davis. That man was the center

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of one of the biggest political stories
of the last decade, and you're in the

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same room with him. What do you say? You
want to go meet him?

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Nah.

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You know what I like about you, Gray?

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You got class.

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I mean, you took a difficult situation,
and you handled it with dignity and

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grace. I mean, a lot of people would
have snapped, but... You stayed above it

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all. Thanks, Big Jimmy. That really
means a lot to me. You going to eat them

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shrimp tails?

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Be my guest.

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Check it out, Jimmy.

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I'm about to eat the meat out of the
shrimp tails of the former governor.

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This is the best day of my whole life.

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Hey, look at this. On an old fortune.

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You will experience a rare and exciting
opportunity.

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Daddy's things never come true.

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That's the end of the first half.

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Timberwolves 54, your Los Angeles
Lakers. Dad, you're watching TV in a

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suite. You can do this at home.

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Not really. Your mother doesn't let me
watch cops.

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Hey, check this. This guy has a meth lab
in his doghouse. Dad, stop watching TV.

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Come on.

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Greg, Greg, check out the Jumbotron.

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Oh, my God. And relax. He's not
embarrassing anybody.

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Genie busted he could go down there and
shoot some hoops. How cool is that?

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If he made ten in a row, I'd let him
coach the team in the second half.

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You better look out. He just made three.

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I'm not worried. If he gets to seven,
I'm going to send the Laker girls to

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under the basket and do jumping jacks.

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Jumping jacks. Did you hear that, Dad?

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Going to do dad?

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Dad.

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You know what? Enough.

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You see that idiot on the court down
there? If you'd have just bothered to

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mingle just a little bit, that idiot
could be you.

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I'm fine.

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Well, I don't want you to be fine. I
want you to be excited.

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I want you to realize this is a once -in
-a -lifetime opportunity that you're

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getting to experience because of me. I
would love for you to be a little bit

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proud of me. What? I want you to be
proud of me. I want to share my success

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my parents, and then Mom goes and gives
her tickets away, and you're sitting

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here like you're bored out of your mind.
I am proud of you. I talk about you to

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my friends all the time.

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It's just that...

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I'm not comfortable here. I don't belong
in a place like this. Yes, you do.

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You belong in a place like this because
I belong in a place like this.

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You're my father.

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You know something, Greg?

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You're right.

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Tell you what.

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Watch this.

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Excuse me. Mr. Davis?

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Yes. Are you? I'm doing fine. Tom
Warner.

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Yes.

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My son is Greg Warner.

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Big Hollywood mucky -muck there.

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Wanted me to kind of mingle with the
celebrities, so I thought I'd come over

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say hi.

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Well, it's nice to meet you. Thank you.
Do you live here in Los Angeles?

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No, no, Arlington, Virginia.

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You know what they say about Virginia?
No.

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Virginia is for lovers.

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Really? Yeah, well, if that were true, I
wouldn't be standing here with a 36

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-year -old condom in my wallet.

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Yeah.

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Now, which one of these is yours?

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Oh, uh...

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Well, I don't know. Why don't you take
this one? It's got more in it.

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Well, I think I'll just get a fresh one.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Well, at
worst, what I'd do is use a straw.

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There you go.

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I think that's okay.

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No.

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Something the matter?

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Nothing's the matter. I'm just going to
get a fresh one. You know they're free.

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Really? Uh -huh. Well, it's that kind of
wasteful attitude that got California

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in the hole in the first place.

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Excuse me, dear.

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So, Warner, is your father having fun?

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Oh, tons of it. He's actually over there
hanging out with Craig Davis.

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And if you knew anything about the Pete
Wilson administration and the

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deregulation of utilities in the state,
you'd know that most of these problems

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were just dumped in my lap. Well, I bet
Arnold would drink my soda.

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All right, that's enough.

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Oh, yeah? Glad to meet you, Greg. It was
really nice to meet you.

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We hope you can join us again here in
the suite.

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Oh, it's my pleasure. And I hope the
next time my dad's in town that he'll be

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able to come with me also.

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Certainly. We'd love to have him.

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Natalie, is that Tom running around
crazy on the court?

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Mm -hmm.

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You didn't even look.

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I don't have to.

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Wait a second.

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That's Gray Davis running around on the
court.

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Well, I guess we all knew he was going
to snap sometime.

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So how do you think he did?

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Oh, the audience really loved him. Yeah,
they did.

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Yeah. You know something? For an
amateur, he was really very, very good.

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Amateur. He's been in front of the
camera for a long time. He is very

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comfortable. Well, you really can't say
what he does is acting, you know.

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No, he does not. Yeah.

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Here he comes.

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Bye, guys.