1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,160 Okay, Logan, roll the dice. 2 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:03,540 All right, what'd you get? 3 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:05,120 A five and a four. 4 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:06,218 Which equals? 5 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:08,380 Nine. Yeah? Hey, how you guys doing? 6 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:10,780 Daddy's teaching us craps. 7 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:16,700 Jimmy. What, you told him to play a game with them? Yeah, like Candyland or 8 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,700 Chutes and Ladders. 9 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,880 Yeah, but they're only going to outgrow those. I mean, I'm teaching them a game 10 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,060 that they'll play their whole lives. 11 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,860 Lou. Hey, what's up, man? 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,900 Well, sometimes working at a big studio has its advantages. 13 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,900 Oh, yeah, like the time Pamela Anderson was late for her audition. She had to 14 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,000 sprint across the parking lot in that tank top, huh? 15 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,640 And the pre -flu shots. 16 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:48,790 I hold in my hand tickets to the musical event of the year. The problem is I can 17 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:50,950 only take one of you. The other two will have to understand. 18 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:55,410 So, one at a time, speak up and tell me why you should be the one going with me 19 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:56,790 to the jazz festival. 20 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:06,490 Okay, so, Logan, you need to roll a nine just before you roll a seven. 21 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:10,610 You guys, this is the jazz festival of the year. It's been sold out for months. 22 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:11,710 Kim, you're going to go with me, right? 23 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:13,490 Um, what day is it? 24 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,120 It's next Saturday night. 25 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,880 Oh, that's the night of the school carnival. 26 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:24,120 Well, you don't have to go, do you? Oh, I'm on the planning committee. 27 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,460 Me too. 28 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,020 All right, all right, Jimmy. 29 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:34,320 Sorry. Oh, yeah, like you have a prior commitment, right? Yeah, I, uh, I'm 30 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,040 committed to a lifelong hatred of jazz. 31 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:40,680 Fine. Find another friend to go with you. I will. 32 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:43,640 Hey, speaking of which, Greg, you know, that actually brings up an interesting 33 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,000 question that I've been meaning to ask you for the last couple of years. 34 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:48,040 Who are your other friends? 35 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:52,320 I have friends. I have plenty of friends. And I'm sure they're going to 36 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,220 fighting with each other to see which one of them gets to go with me to the 37 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:59,100 festival. I bet that's going to be the most exciting imaginary slap fight of 38 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,100 time. 39 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,520 You got a wife to keep in love with you. 40 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:25,070 Right? 41 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,870 You try it at home, you see what happens. 42 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:32,290 Hey, 43 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:34,410 guys. 44 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:36,510 Hi. Hey. 45 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,600 Mind if I sit down? 46 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,440 No, no. 47 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,320 How's it going? 48 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,160 Good, good, yeah, yeah, yeah. 49 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,160 Listen, technically I know that I'm your boss, but we're still friends, right? 50 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 51 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,240 Well, that's what I thought. So you're having the chicken wrap, too. How is it? 52 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,560 It's good, Mr. Warner. 53 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,980 Mr. Warner, please call me Greg, Bill. 54 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,280 Okay, Greg. 55 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:05,640 And it's Phil. 56 00:03:07,519 --> 00:03:08,960 What's that? My name is Phil. 57 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,760 Oh, for heaven's sake. I am so sorry, Phil. 58 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:13,300 That's okay, mister. 59 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,100 Greg. 60 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,500 So, Phil, you like jazz? 61 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,640 Why, because I'm black? 62 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:25,960 I didn't even notice that you're black. Hey, you're black! 63 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:29,620 I like jazz. 64 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:33,860 Oh, you do? Because it just so happens I have two tickets to the Los Angeles... 65 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:38,290 County Jazz Festival at the Hollywood Bowl this Saturday night. Really? Yeah, 66 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,630 big box right up front. Those are impossible to get. 67 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:42,350 I know, I know. Do you want to go? 68 00:03:42,870 --> 00:03:43,870 Bob? Bob? 69 00:03:44,530 --> 00:03:45,530 Mike. Mike. 70 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:49,890 Oh, my God, I'd love to. I'll take them. Oh, what? I'll take the tickets. Wow, 71 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:50,990 my wife is going to flip. 72 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,070 She's a jazz musician and she couldn't get tickets. 73 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:54,950 No, no, no, no. Do you want to go with me? 74 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:56,370 What? 75 00:03:57,630 --> 00:04:01,030 Yeah, do you want one ticket to go with me to the jazz festival? 76 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:02,730 Oh. 77 00:04:03,089 --> 00:04:08,170 Oh, I probably shouldn't. My wife would never forgive me. Oh, sure she would. 78 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:09,690 Just tell her you have to go out with your boss. 79 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,250 Friend. 80 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:14,730 Do I have to go out with my boss? 81 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:16,529 And friend? 82 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:20,290 You don't have to. Oh, okay. Then no. 83 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,410 Your wife really likes jazz, huh? Oh, yeah. She loves it. 84 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:30,850 You think she would want to go with you? 85 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:39,040 Found anyone to take you to the jazz festival yet? I think I'm just going to 86 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,039 call Jeff. 87 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,040 Who's Jeff? 88 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,500 My buddy, Jeff. 89 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,439 Jeff who? 90 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,440 Jeff Richman. 91 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,700 Jeff Richman? You haven't talked to him in years. 92 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:50,080 No, but we were pretty close in the mid -90s. 93 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:55,220 Greg, a lot's changed since then. I mean, Roy and that tiger, they were very 94 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,220 close in the mid -90s. 95 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,080 You don't think Jeff lives out here anymore? 96 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,360 Yes, of course he lives here. If he moved, he would have called and told me. 97 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:05,710 Hello, is Jeff there? 98 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:08,810 Hola, como esta? 99 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,470 Must have a Spanish friend over. 100 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,190 Hang up the phone, Greg. 101 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:18,410 I can't believe this. I don't have any friends. I used to have a bunch of 102 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:21,210 friends in high school and college when I first moved out here. 103 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:22,209 What happened? 104 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:25,330 I don't know. I got married and a lot of my friends drifted away. 105 00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:27,390 I had kids, more drifted away. 106 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:29,590 You moved in, all gone. 107 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:36,450 Are they gone or are they just hiding until you finally stop listening to 108 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:40,630 Maybe you need to make some new friends. 109 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:44,050 How? What am I supposed to walk up to people on the sidewalk and ask them to 110 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:45,050 my friend? 111 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:46,710 You can always look in the L .A. Weekly. 112 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:48,049 What's that? 113 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:51,510 Yeah, they can look in the personal section. They have a whole section, and 114 00:05:51,510 --> 00:05:56,270 not just dating. They have a whole section on friends seeking friends. I 115 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:57,550 read it to laugh at all the losers. 116 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,770 And the winners, okay? 117 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:04,590 Forget it. 118 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:06,430 See? Looking for a tennis partner? 119 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,610 Okay. Exercise buddy? 120 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:13,030 Here you go, Greg. Look right here. Okay? The guy who loves jazz and the 121 00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:14,350 Oh, please. 122 00:06:14,550 --> 00:06:16,670 Oh, look, Greg. He's perfect for you. 123 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:18,770 Mingus, Coltrane, blah, blah, blah. 124 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:24,630 Pam, I'm not responding to some ad to make friends. I mean, how pathetic is 125 00:06:24,630 --> 00:06:25,630 that? 126 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:28,110 Hola, donde este Jeff? 127 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:32,310 Jeff. Hotel FAA. 128 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,800 I'll have the chef's salad with no onions and no ham. 129 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:45,840 And I'll have the California bacon cheeseburger, but no avocado. 130 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,020 And I'll have a club sandwich, but hold the cheese. 131 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:50,960 And for you, sir? 132 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,800 You know what? Why don't you just bring me the stuff they didn't want and a 133 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,880 couple pieces of bread to put it in? 134 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:14,280 Hey, Greg, is that the guy that just walked in? 135 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,880 Yeah. 136 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:18,220 What do you think of him? 137 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:22,420 What's the difference? 138 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:23,860 Well, the difference is you need a friend. 139 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,140 Yeah, that guy looks kind of nerdy. 140 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:32,480 Well, he's not just a nerd, Greg. He's your soul nerd. 141 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,420 What? We answered the ad. 142 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:38,619 You did what? 143 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,620 In L .A. Weekly. 144 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:41,360 That's Love's jazz over there. 145 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:45,760 He also works with numbers, and he likes watching old movies, just like you, and 146 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,180 he enjoys speedwalking for exercise. 147 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,340 You walk very fast. It's a perfect match. 148 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:52,860 How could you? 149 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,640 Just thought you needed a little push. Come on, go over there. 150 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,480 I can make my own friend, thanks. 151 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,680 Besides, 152 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:05,300 if I was going to talk to a guy at a bar so he would be my friend, I wouldn't 153 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,480 pick the nerdy guy. I'd pick that guy, the cool guy. 154 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:09,260 Well, go be his friend. 155 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:12,170 Oh, yeah, just go be his friend like he needs more friends. 156 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,550 Hey, look, he's going to play pool. 157 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:17,910 So? So go play pool with him. Yeah, he's looking for a game. 158 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:19,830 Hey, you're a great pool player. Go over there. 159 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:21,070 I don't know. 160 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:25,510 Well, then, your nerd awaits. 161 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:36,750 Hey, man. 162 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:38,690 Hey, you looking for a game? 163 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,210 Where'd I go, bro? 164 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:51,650 Poor guy. 165 00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:54,250 Thinks he got stood up. 166 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:55,870 He must feel horrible. 167 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:58,590 Look at him. I'm sure he's used to it. 168 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:02,070 Man, it's too sad. 169 00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:06,410 He had to put an ad in a newspaper to find a friend and he still gets 170 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,460 I feel horrible. 171 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,200 I'm going over there. 172 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:13,520 You're going to be his friend? 173 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,540 Yeah, like I want a friend who wasn't good enough for Greg. 174 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:20,100 I'm going over there to pretend I'm Greg and let him reject me. 175 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:23,900 Tim? 176 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:25,460 Yeah. Hey. 177 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:26,819 Hey, man. 178 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:28,740 Hey, I'm Greg. Did I get the time wrong? 179 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:33,100 No, I just got caught up at home. I had to take a second shower. 180 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:37,420 I have a glandular problem. 181 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:42,280 It's okay. Well, just keep that in mind in case we ever go speedwalking 182 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,320 together, because I leave the trail like a freaking slug. 183 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:47,940 What are you eating? 184 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,660 Chicken wings. Oh, yeah. 185 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 They for both of us? 186 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:57,200 Sure. Yeah, it's cool, man. I usually like the ones that are the little 187 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,960 drumsticks better than the ones that are like the upper arms here. 188 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,580 Find one you like yet? Not yet. 189 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,580 Here we go. 190 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:08,810 It's hot, it's hot, it's hot. 191 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:19,650 My hands, the sauce was on my hands. 192 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:24,510 You know what, Greg, would you excuse me for just a second? Where are you going? 193 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:25,649 Just to the bathroom. 194 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:26,650 Oh, no problem, man. 195 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,570 Oh, how'd it go? I got a number. 196 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,230 Hey, who shirt is that? 197 00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:53,090 It's mine. I bought it down on Melrose. 198 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,350 You want to look pretty for your big night with your new friend Rob, huh? 199 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:59,510 Oh, yeah, that's right. Tonight's a big date. 200 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:02,590 Which, actually, if you count the other night playing pool, it means it's your 201 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:03,489 second date. 202 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:06,810 Which, if my calculations are correct, that means he'll be expecting tons. 203 00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:12,950 Aha, very funny. Should be here any minute. Wow, Greg, a new friend. 204 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:14,990 You must be really excited. 205 00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:18,470 Please, Kim, I've had friends before. I'm not a ten -year -old, for God's 206 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:20,150 Oh, my God, he's driving a Hummer bitching. 207 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,090 Hummers are so bad for the environment. What do they get, like four miles per 208 00:11:25,090 --> 00:11:28,330 gallon? I don't know how a person can drive one of those things and live with 209 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:31,750 himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my cool friend's walking up the sidewalk, so zip 210 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,750 up, hippie. 211 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:39,509 Cool shirt. 212 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,730 Thanks. Is that a real night mask or one of those knockoffs they sell down on 213 00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:44,130 Melrose? It's a real one. 214 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:49,310 Hi. 215 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:50,410 How you doing? I'm Rob. 216 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:51,730 What's up, man? 217 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:55,830 This is my wife, Kim, and my brother -in -law, Jimmy, and my sister -in -law, 218 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:58,510 Christine. Nice to meet you. So what are you guys going to do tonight? 219 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:01,190 I don't know. I figured if it was cool with Greg, we'd just hang. 220 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:02,810 Hang? 221 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:06,770 Yeah, cool with hanging. I've been so busy with work and everything, I haven't 222 00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:07,930 hung in over a week. 223 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,910 Well, let's hit it. Nice to meet you guys. 224 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,510 Okay, yeah, you too, man. Well, we're gonna hit it. 225 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:18,710 Yeah, Greg, I'd wait till at least the fourth date before you let him hit it. 226 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:31,670 Hey, Rob. 227 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:33,390 Hey, sweetie. 228 00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:37,050 This is my friend Greg. 229 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:38,270 Hi, Greg. Hello. 230 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,480 I was wondering if you could slip me in real quick. 231 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:43,900 Well, I can slip you in, but how long it takes is up to you. 232 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,300 You're like Lydia. 233 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,940 She's got quite the mouth on her. 234 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,260 Yeah, and sometimes I say funny things, too. 235 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,120 This won't take very long. She's almost finished with my tattoo. 236 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,880 Well, it's okay. I mean, however long it takes, it takes. We're just hanging. 237 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,700 So, you got any tats? 238 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,860 Tats? No, no. I'm not much of a tattoo guy. I've always thought about getting 239 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:07,240 one of these earrings, though. Oh, yeah. You'd look hot with an earring. 240 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:11,640 What's that? You look hot with an earring. Yeah, a little diamond stud 241 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,980 cool. I know, and if I had one already, it would be great. But to get one now at 242 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,680 my age, I mean, isn't it a little pathetic? 243 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:21,700 Are people just going to think that I'm some sad guy going through a midlife? 244 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:22,860 Ow! 245 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:27,600 Screw him, baby. You've got an earring. 246 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,660 How was it? It was cool. 247 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,640 Greg? Yeah? 248 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,480 Is that an earring? 249 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:49,700 Oh, yeah. 250 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,980 You've got to be kidding me. What were you thinking getting an earring? Hey, 251 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:57,420 easy. You're starting to sound like my mother. Yeah, well, you're starting to 252 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,420 look like mine. 253 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,880 It's a little red, though. Does it hurt? 254 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:05,280 Yeah, it hurts. It's a piercing, but the pain is part of the fun. 255 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,740 I don't know. It looks like it's starting to get infected. Ow! 256 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,500 You know what? I'm going to get you some rubbing alcohol. 257 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,120 It makes you feel better. 258 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,660 Hey, brah. You left this in the car. 259 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:25,120 Ah, thanks, brah. Oh, look, I meant to tell you, I've got tickets to the L .A. 260 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,860 Jazz Festival this Saturday night at the Hollywood Bowl. You think you'd want to 261 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:30,540 go? Sure, sure. And what are you doing on Friday? 262 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,740 Well, we usually watch Joan of Arcadia. You want to come over and watch it with 263 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,740 us? 264 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah, I'd be lost. 265 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,760 I've never seen it. I don't have a TD. But I was talking about later anyway. 266 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:42,990 Well, Joan's over at 9, so I can meet you somewhere, say, 9 .30? 267 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:46,990 Well, actually, there's a new club opening, and most of the cool people 268 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:50,570 show up till, like, 12 .30 or 1. Is that too late for you? No, I'm up at 12 .30. 269 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:51,710 That's when he gets up to pee. 270 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:52,910 Shut up! Shut up! 271 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:57,250 All right, how about we meet at 12 .30? All right, sounds good. All right, 272 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,810 later. I'll call you. Later. All right. Ow! 273 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,590 Watch here. Okay. 274 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,050 Have fun at the club. 275 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:17,870 Thank you. 276 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:27,430 What are you doing? I have to pee first. 277 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,730 Ow, ow, ow. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 278 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,190 Hello? 279 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,310 Oh, hey, Rob. 280 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,320 No, sorry, I put the phone up to my sore ear. 281 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,080 Yeah, I'm here already. 282 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,400 I'm in the parking lot. 283 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,360 Oh, okay. 284 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,080 No, that's cool. 285 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,100 I'm sure the club will still be hopping at 1 .30. 286 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,320 No, that's great. 287 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,660 I'll meet you out front about 1 .30. 288 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,040 All right? 289 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,240 Okie dokie. 290 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,180 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 291 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:38,700 Hey. 292 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,120 Is Greg up yet? 293 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,640 We haven't seen him. 294 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:43,580 This is ridiculous. 295 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,680 It is 2 o 'clock on a Saturday afternoon. 296 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,180 Well, you want me to get him up? Okay, Mom. 297 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,240 Please, I go through this every weekend with Jimmy. 298 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,080 Hey, Logan, come here. 299 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,040 Hey, want to play scavenger hunt? 300 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,320 Sure. 301 00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:00,700 First item, one of Uncle Greg's nose hairs. 302 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,340 Piece of cake. 303 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,380 You know, I got to tell you, I didn't think, uh... Greg was going to get along 304 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:10,960 with this guy, but, you know, he's got an earring. He's staying out all night. 305 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:11,679 He's cool. 306 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,760 I got to hand it to him. Greg is cool. 307 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,140 Ow! 308 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,020 What the hell is going on? 309 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:22,160 I'm smelling Play -Doh in my dreams and I wake up to that little psycho pulling 310 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,300 the hair out of my nose. 311 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,040 You must have seen it in a cartoon. 312 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,260 Sorry. 313 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,760 I think that's for you, brah. 314 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:36,879 Hey, bro. 315 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,880 Hey, bro. 316 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,340 So what happened to you the other night? I tried to sell, but it was dead. 317 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:47,520 Yeah, I was waiting for you, and then I met these other guys, and we all went 318 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,900 over to this really cool place. It was cool. 319 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,740 Oh, that's cool, that's cool. Hey, listen, about that thing you were 320 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:52,719 about doing tonight. 321 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,720 Oh, the jazz festival. 322 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,280 Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it. What? Why not? 323 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,820 Well, a friend of mine's buddy is Woody Harrelson. He's in from Hawaii. We're 324 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:02,180 all going to go out to Malibu. We're going to put glow sticks on our wet 325 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:02,939 and surf. 326 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:04,040 Hey, you should come. 327 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,440 I'll teach you how to surf. 328 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,980 Sounds cool. I'll meet you at your place. 329 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,340 All right. Later, bro. Later, bro. 330 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,600 All right. 331 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,640 See you tonight. 332 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,100 I don't want to go. 333 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:20,900 What? 334 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,700 I don't want to go night surfing. I don't even like the ocean during the 335 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:25,700 daytime. 336 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,520 I just want to go to that jasper, so I can't do this anymore. 337 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,800 Do what? I can't hang out. I can't be cool. You want to know where I really 338 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,820 last night? I was so tired, I fell asleep in the car and I got towed. 339 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,280 Why don't you just tell the guy you don't want to hang out with him anymore? 340 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,380 mean, what's the point if you can't be yourself? 341 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,400 You're right. You're right. I mean, I'm going to go to the jazz fest tonight no 342 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,200 matter what. Who cares whether I take a friend? I mean, who cares whether I'm 343 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,920 alone? I'll sell the extra ticket when I get there. 344 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,520 Jimmy, you sure you don't want to go? 345 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,460 I hate jazz. 346 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,560 Fine. Kind of glad that I'm going to have an empty seat beside me and give me 347 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,600 some place to put my picnic basket. 348 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,940 That's right, Jimmy. 349 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:12,980 I said picnic basket. 350 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,920 Greg, I'm not Yogi Bear. 351 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:25,490 $50 C, $50 REO, $100 big red, and give me a hard six and hard eight. 352 00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,110 Dad said never bet the hard ways. 353 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,250 Dad's living in the guest house. 354 00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:36,070 How are you doing? 355 00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:37,990 Go play blackjack.