1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:02,880 Jimmy, could you move your feet? 2 00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:06,360 Hey, come on. They're not blocking your view. You've got heat lines coming off 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,540 of your sweaty socks. I feel like I'm driving in the desert. 4 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:17,520 Hello? Can I help you? Hi, I'm looking for Dominic's parents. Is this the 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,940 residence? That depends on the legal interpretations of swatter's rights. 6 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:24,159 Excuse me? 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,680 No, come on in. You're looking for them? And by the way, if they owe you any 8 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,140 money, this stuff is theirs. 9 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:32,890 I'm Jimmy. Hi, I'm Harold Nicholson. 10 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:36,630 I'm really sorry to bother you, but my son Ronnie goes to school with your son 11 00:00:36,630 --> 00:00:40,290 Dominic. I don't ever remember Dominic mentioning Ronnie, have you? 12 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:44,470 No. He mentioned a Donnie, but that's just because his father is some ex 13 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:47,190 that came to school and bragged about how he killed a man with a single 14 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:50,650 No gun, just a single bullet. 15 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:56,450 I'm guessing that's not you. No, not hardly, no. 16 00:00:57,830 --> 00:01:02,370 I'm here because my son's been taking a lot of abuse at school lately, and your 17 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:03,990 son Dominic's one of the boys who's been doing it. 18 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:05,390 Dominic, that's horrible. 19 00:01:05,530 --> 00:01:06,530 Is Ronnie okay? 20 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:10,450 Oh, yeah, nothing physical, mostly name -calling. Some mild poking. 21 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:13,250 There's no such thing as mild poking when you bruise easily. 22 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:18,350 I had so many finger -sized bruises when I was in grade school, the nurse said 23 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:19,350 that I looked like a leopard. 24 00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:23,790 Some of the kids thought she said leper, and once that rumor got going... 25 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,720 The finger poking stopped as they started using sticks. 26 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:29,738 Look, Mr. 27 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:32,820 Nicholson, we are really sorry. I mean, Dominic is usually not like this. We're 28 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:35,640 going to have a very serious talk with him. Yeah, you bet we will. Trust me, 29 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,320 Dominic won't ever pick on your son again. 30 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:38,878 Thank you. 31 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:39,880 Well, I better be going. 32 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:46,060 I was going to stop and see the parents of a boy named Donnie, but actually, I 33 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:47,160 think I'll just have my wife call them. 34 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,420 Unbelievable. I thought Dominic knew better than that. 35 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:59,020 Well, we also thought Logan knew better than to play with permanent markers, but 36 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:01,020 he's going to have the circles around his nipples till Christmas. 37 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,180 I'm sure once you speak to Dominic, he'll stop. 38 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,680 That's not enough. He's going to have to make it up to that boy. 39 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,479 Yeah, that's absolutely right. 40 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:10,758 I don't know. 41 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:13,120 Sometimes it's good to let kids work things out for themselves. 42 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:16,120 No, really, Kim? Let them work things out for themselves? Let them work their 43 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,080 way from poking to shoving to wet willies and purple nurples? 44 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:22,750 Or just finish off with a big Hertz donut. 45 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:24,970 What is a Hertz donut? 46 00:02:25,950 --> 00:02:26,950 Hertz donut. 47 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:34,290 Not really, but I see your point. 48 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:39,190 There's no way I'm going to allow Dominic to think it's cool to prey on 49 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:40,510 and take pleasure in hurting others. 50 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:43,830 Man, I wish there were parents like you when I went to school. Then maybe I 51 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,750 wouldn't have got picked on so much for taking home ec. 52 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:48,250 You took home ec? 53 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:51,380 My mother assured me that a man that could cook was a great catch. 54 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:54,260 She was right. She just didn't tell me once they caught me, they're going to 55 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:55,540 beat me with my own rolling pin. 56 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:28,440 Hey, Logan, I need to talk to Dominic, so I need you to go find something to 57 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,600 What should I do? 58 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,420 I don't know. Why don't you go soap up a washcloth, take another run at your 59 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:34,420 nipples. 60 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:45,440 So, listen, Dominic, I want to hear about this kid Ronnie Nicholson in your 61 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,440 class. 62 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,820 Oh, you mean Puke Face War Meter? 63 00:03:50,070 --> 00:03:51,910 Now, why would you call a kid a name like that? 64 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:55,230 Because one time he ate some worms and puked all over the teacher. It was 65 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:56,230 hilarious. 66 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,250 It's actually on the teacher? 67 00:03:58,990 --> 00:03:59,990 Oh, that is kind of funny. 68 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:03,230 What makes a kid eat worms, anyway? 69 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:04,550 You put them in a sandwich. 70 00:04:05,030 --> 00:04:08,130 Now, see, this is what I'm talking about. You shouldn't be playing tricks 71 00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:09,970 that. You shouldn't even be calling them names. 72 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:10,969 It's weird. 73 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:14,070 All the kids do it. Well, that doesn't mean that you should. Now, what's gotten 74 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:15,910 into you? We didn't raise you to be like this. 75 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:19,050 You think it's cool to pick on someone just because he's different? 76 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:20,570 Huh? 77 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:21,769 Well, it's not. 78 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,630 You know what? You're going to make up for what you did to Ronnie. 79 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,090 You know what you're going to do? 80 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:27,430 I have to eat a worm? 81 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,130 Well, start tomorrow. 82 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:32,130 Ronnie's going to be your new best friend. 83 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:33,610 Can't I just eat a worm? 84 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:36,730 Nope. You're going to invite Ronnie over. 85 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:38,350 You're going to play with him. 86 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:41,270 And at the end of the day, he's going to be your new buddy. 87 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,389 But how? 88 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:43,390 He doesn't play sports. 89 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:46,490 He insists that Reese is reading or singing silly songs. 90 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:47,730 He's a nerd. 91 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:50,890 Well, guess what? It's your job to make him cool. Why? 92 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:52,270 Because you can. 93 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:58,030 Look, Dominic, sometimes there's kids in this world who are different, who just 94 00:04:58,030 --> 00:05:01,890 need a kid like you to put your arm around them and help make them feel like 95 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:02,890 they're one of the gang. 96 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:05,950 And so tomorrow, that's what you're going to do. 97 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,960 What if I had a dead bird? 98 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,520 I know there's a dead bird. 99 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,240 Ready? 100 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:22,840 Hi, sweetie. 101 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,540 Hey. Hey? 102 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,460 That's all I get is hey? 103 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:32,340 It's just I wasn't expecting the blonde wig. 104 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:36,840 I thought you liked the blonde wig. No, no, I do. I love it. It's just we 105 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:41,200 started doing this to keep things fresh, and I've been with the blonde wig 106 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,200 already. 107 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,380 Well, I'm sorry. 108 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:45,620 I'm trying. 109 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:50,280 You know, maybe you could try once in a while. You want me to put on a girl's 110 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,980 wig? I didn't know you swung that way, but I'm okay with it. 111 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,580 No, I want you to do something for you. 112 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,260 Now, why am I the only one who has to do the stuff? 113 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,120 You want me to put on a costume? I can get a costume. 114 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:05,700 There's got to be something in here. 115 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,120 Oh, here we go. 116 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,320 All right. 117 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:10,820 Got something good. 118 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:12,700 Get ready. 119 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,460 Stick them up, honey. 120 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:27,300 Greg, um, the water in the guest house was shut off. Those are Christine's. No! 121 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:34,730 Ma 'am, I reckon this is more to your liking. 122 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,030 Close. 123 00:06:38,810 --> 00:06:42,690 A little more Clint Eastwood. A little less Woody from Toy Story. 124 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:47,870 I just rode into town and I'm looking for a hot bath and a hotter bed. 125 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:49,790 Oh. 126 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:53,550 If you're not careful, someone's leaving here with a raw hide. 127 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:56,550 It's so hard. 128 00:06:57,970 --> 00:07:00,850 I, uh, I've been riding all day. 129 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:08,210 What are you doing? 130 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:09,870 Dominic's play date just showed up. 131 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:11,930 You know, the kid doesn't look so nerdy. 132 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:13,889 Oh, no. 133 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:16,790 What? He just made his dad carry him over a puddle. 134 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,490 Hey, get the door. I'm going to go get Dominic. 135 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:22,890 Hey, come on in. 136 00:07:23,190 --> 00:07:24,190 Thank you. 137 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,150 Hi, Ronnie. I'm Greg, Dominic's uncle. 138 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:27,570 Hi. 139 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:30,330 I just want you to know things are going to get better. 140 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:31,690 What? 141 00:07:32,090 --> 00:07:35,350 Life. Someday you're going to be very successful. Those jerk bullies are going 142 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:36,350 to be pumping your gas. 143 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:38,710 Believe me, I know. I played the flute in high school band. 144 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:44,030 Flute's tough, but try playing the harp. Ooh, you played the harp? Wow, you 145 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,530 can't even run with one of those, can you? 146 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:47,350 No. 147 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:49,230 No, you can't. 148 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:51,830 Hey, I found them. 149 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:53,710 What do you say, Dominic? 150 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:58,770 I am glad you came. I cannot wait to share my cool toys with you. Wow, buddy, 151 00:07:58,850 --> 00:07:59,850 put her there. 152 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:03,910 It'll be okay. 153 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,900 It will, right? Yeah. Yeah, of course it will. Right, Dominic? I am glad you 154 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:09,900 came. 155 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,040 Okay, Dominic. Okay. 156 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,320 You know what? Maybe I'll stick around for a little while just to sort of... 157 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:17,060 no, no. We'll be fine. Everything's going to be great. Trust me. 158 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:18,420 Okay. 159 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,880 See you in a couple hours, buddy. 160 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:21,260 Bye, Dad. 161 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:27,380 Listen, thank you so, so much for this. I brought Ronnie's backpack. It has a 162 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:28,359 few of his toys. 163 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,360 Oh, no. We've got plenty. 164 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,640 Well, you know, it also has extra sunscreen. It's gluten -free snacks and 165 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,820 pair of clean pants in case he, uh... Well, you know, sometimes if he gets a 166 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:40,240 little excited, he, uh... Just keep the bag. 167 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,280 Okay, Ronnie. 168 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:48,560 We have got a ton of cool, fun things for you to do today. Do you know how to 169 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,560 play baseball? 170 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:52,900 No. Well, you know what? It's Dominic's favorite sport. Maybe he could teach 171 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,260 you. I don't know. 172 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,519 Baseball's scary. 173 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,760 Yeah, tell me about it. 174 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:00,460 My cousin got hit by a line drive when he was 10 and they had to wire his jaw 175 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:01,460 shut. 176 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:05,620 The blender was broken, so for a few days my aunt had to chew his food for 177 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,860 Okay, careful, Greg. The kid's only got one extra pair of pants. 178 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,500 Hey. Hey, Jimmy. 179 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,560 So, how's your, uh, great experiment in reverse social Darwinism going? 180 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:28,440 Um, I don't know. How's your experiment using big words to confuse Jimmy going? 181 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:30,980 How is the play date going? 182 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,920 Oh, you know what? They're getting along great. 183 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,760 Well, it started a little rough. 184 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:38,680 Dominic offered him a Hawaiian punch and Ronnie locked himself in the bathroom. 185 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,480 Hey, buddy. I hear it's going great out there. 186 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,040 Yeah. We've been waiting for you guys to get home. 187 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,780 We've got to fix something in the backyard. 188 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,560 By the way, I, uh... 189 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,460 Stopped at the costume store on the way home and got a little something for 190 00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:01,940 tonight. Oh, good, because the cowboy's ready to saddle up and ride again. 191 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:06,020 Oh, the cowboy. 192 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,400 Oh, do you like the cowboy? 193 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:13,800 Oh, yes, I like the cowboy, but I've already ridden with the cowboy. 194 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:16,700 It's a midnight cowboy. 195 00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:18,220 How does that work? 196 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,100 Now, now, darling, we don't talk about money until we get up to the apartment. 197 00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:26,080 Hey, what's all this? 198 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,040 I thought you guys were playing baseball. 199 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,880 No, we decided to do things Ronnie likes instead. 200 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:36,120 Things Ronnie likes? Take your seat, folks. Curtain's going up. 201 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,500 Oh, they're putting on a play. 202 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,420 A play? 203 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,120 Really? A play? 204 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,400 No. 205 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:46,220 Oh, good, because I was going to say... It's not a play. It's a musical. 206 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:04,050 Gotta treat it. We get trapped. 207 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:05,490 Gotta kiss it. 208 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:07,230 We get kicked. 209 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:09,270 It's a hard knock life. 210 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:23,850 You're gonna clean this dump till it shines like the top of the Chrysler 211 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,850 building. 212 00:11:26,610 --> 00:11:28,390 Yank the whiskers, mother team. 213 00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:32,790 a great thing. 214 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:39,230 This isn't supposed to be what happens. Dominic's supposed to make Ronnie more 215 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,590 like him, not the other way around. 216 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:42,830 Oh, but look, they're having so much fun. 217 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,110 This isn't baseball. 218 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:50,290 Well, who knows? Maybe they'll do damn Yankees next. 219 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:15,070 Looks like you had quite a party in here tonight. 220 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:18,490 We sure did. How do you think I got all these Mardi Gras beads? 221 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:20,830 Girl, you've gone wild. 222 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,950 Well, I hope you brought your camera. 223 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:27,410 Unit 7 to B. 224 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:30,830 I'm going to have to take care of one of these hot spots. No backup required. 225 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:39,650 Hey, where's Dominic? 226 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:41,690 He's been there watching TV with Ronnie. 227 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:45,490 They got picked on at school today for putting on a show during recess. 228 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:49,290 I knew it. See, Christine, this is why I wanted them to play baseball. 229 00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:51,430 It's America's favorite pastime. 230 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:54,070 You know what America's second favorite pastime is? 231 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,730 Beating up kids who sing show tunes at recess. 232 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:03,030 Hey, I heard you guys had kind of a rough day. 233 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:04,570 Worst day ever. 234 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,530 Well, it was pretty normal for me. 235 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:10,310 But Dominic's not used to having his underpants pull up to his shoulders. 236 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,660 Well, you know what? 237 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,480 Maybe this isn't so bad. I mean, what did you learn today? 238 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,820 It's not fun being the one who gets picked on. 239 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,940 That's right. So what are you going to do about it? 240 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,160 I don't know. 241 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:28,220 I guess you could stop being friends with me and go back to hanging out with 242 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,380 bully. Really? Great. 243 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,160 No, listen. Being a bully is never okay. 244 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,320 Now, listen, guys. 245 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,920 What did you do when they first picked on you today? 246 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,240 We ran away. 247 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,370 I told them to run in a zigzag. 248 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,230 That makes it hard for them to hit you with rocks. 249 00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:48,290 That's the problem. You can't just turn and run away. 250 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:51,030 You've got to stay in your ground right in front of them. 251 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:53,110 Then the rocks would hit us in the face. 252 00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:56,550 Okay, let's just forget about the rocks for a second there, okay? 253 00:13:57,130 --> 00:14:00,910 But they'll clobber us. Then you know what? You clobber them back. Trust me, 254 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,690 do that once and they will never bully you again. 255 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:08,910 Now, I know it sounds wrong to hit, but this time you guys have my permission. 256 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:12,170 Tomorrow, you're going to stop those bullies by standing up to them. 257 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,370 I don't know, Dad. 258 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:15,850 There's so many of them and only two of us. 259 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:17,550 I'll try. 260 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,610 Hey, it'll be like in Phil on the Roof when Timmy stands up to the Russian 261 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,610 soldiers. 262 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:30,490 Yeah, I was thinking Magnum P .I. when the little English guy stands up to the 263 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,930 biker gang, but sure. 264 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:38,850 Come in. 265 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,220 Hi, G .I. 266 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,480 Thank you for liberating our village. 267 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:58,920 I have lived with such oppression. 268 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,760 Now I am free to be a woman again. 269 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:05,320 And you must be lonely so far from home. 270 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,980 I can't understand what you're saying. Why don't you take off your gas mask 271 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,400 while I make the room more comfortable? 272 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:26,460 You know, in ancient times, these aromatic candles were considered an 273 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,860 aphrodisiac. Kim, I can't breathe. There's no air in here. 274 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,920 The scent would drive the shepherd crazy with desire. 275 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,680 No! 276 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,080 No air! I can't breathe! 277 00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:44,270 Didn't you hear me screaming? I was dying in there. 278 00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:48,710 Why did you wear such a weird thing anyway? Weird? Look at you. It's like 279 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:50,970 getting ready to have sex with a small bag of laundry. 280 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:54,930 Fine, I'll take it off. 281 00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,890 But who's gone for tonight anyway? 282 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:02,010 Let's just go to bed, get some sleep, and start over tomorrow. 283 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,550 What? 284 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:08,910 You look cute. 285 00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:11,709 It's just me. 286 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:14,430 What? I haven't seen just plain old you in a while. 287 00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:18,550 I haven't seen you either. 288 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,690 What do you say? Maybe just Greg and Kim tonight? 289 00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:28,950 Yeah, sure. But just for clarity, I'm Greg and you're Kim, right? 290 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:34,970 Hey, what's in the box? 291 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,370 Nothing. 292 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,150 What are you, throwing a costume party? 293 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,220 Well, as you must know, yes, these are costumes. 294 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:46,200 Him and I decided to spice up our love life with a little role -playing, and I 295 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,200 must admit, it worked. 296 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,240 We had some amazing nights of very passionate lovemaking. 297 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,580 Look, Greg, if you don't want to invite me to your party, just say so. 298 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:58,000 You don't have to make up some crazy story. 299 00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:05,220 Hey, come on in. 300 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,140 Harold, everything okay? 301 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,279 Uh, no. 302 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,339 Uh, no, it's not. 303 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,599 I can't believe you told my son to fight. He's gonna get hurt. No, he's not 304 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,319 gonna get hurt. 305 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:15,319 He already got hurt. 306 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:20,040 What? He was practicing a chokehold on one of the stuffed animals. The head 307 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,900 off, he breathed in some of the stuffing, and he had a terrible asthma 308 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,040 thank you very much. 309 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,619 You told him to fight? Are you crazy? 310 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,720 No, I just told him to stand up for themselves. What would you have told him 311 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,920 do, just walk away? No, run. That way they can't hit you in the back of the 312 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,920 with a rock. 313 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,930 I taught Ryan to zigzag. Nice. Thank you. 314 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,630 Trust me, if they just stand up to these bullies this one time, the bullies are 315 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,010 going to back down, and all this will stop. 316 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,030 Well, I'm sorry, but I have my son to think about. 317 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,330 Jimmy, I'm sure you were a bully. You have no idea what it's like to get 318 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,910 on. It's something that sticks with you for the rest of your life. Well, you 319 00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:53,090 know what? I was a bully, and that's something that sticks with you, too. 320 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,900 You know, to this day, I feel terrible about all the things I did to those 321 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,220 You know, the noogies, the swirlies, and the waggies. Well, you feel terrible. 322 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:03,580 Every time I pull up my underwear, the slide is a bit too high. My butt cheeks 323 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,960 involuntarily flinch. 324 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,760 Look, well, you know what? It's not easy being a bully, either. Every time I 325 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,800 drive by an elementary school, I remember all the kids I made cry. 326 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,580 Yeah, but you have a choice, Jimmy. Bullies have a choice not to push people 327 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:17,580 around. Well, you know what? 328 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,860 Nerds have a choice, too. They can push back. 329 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,790 You know, if just one of you nerds had stood up to me and punched me in the 330 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,170 face, then I would have stopped. 331 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:29,410 And today I feel better about myself and so would you. No, stop your whining. 332 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:32,830 Let the man raise his own son. Leave him out of your psycho drama. You keep 333 00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:35,610 telling Ronnie to run away from those guys. Yeah, yeah, you go tell him. You 334 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:38,590 tell him to run. You tell him to run away. You tell him to just run away 335 00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:42,450 he grows up to be an old nerd like the two of you. Oh, the big bully called us 336 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:44,670 nerds. Do you think that still upsets us? I know it does. 337 00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:47,270 But you're not going to do anything about it. And you know why? 338 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:48,910 Because nerds never do anything. 339 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,290 That's the problem. 340 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:52,050 Yeah, you let bullies get away with it. 341 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,250 Okay, you get upset, but then you hold in your anger and you just run away. 342 00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:58,470 And you know what? You're going to teach Sammy to be the same as you. This has 343 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,070 nothing to do with Sammy. What are you talking about? Of course it does. 344 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:04,370 You're going to teach Sammy, when he gets upset, to hold in his anger and run 345 00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:07,570 away. And then you know what? Then Sammy's going to grow up and be a 346 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,090 powerless nerd like you. 347 00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:10,710 Ow! 348 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,760 Do you feel better? 349 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,440 Yeah, I do. 350 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,040 How about you? 351 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:27,460 Yeah. 352 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Yeah, I do. 353 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,620 You better run. 354 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:40,940 Well, 355 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,640 this is exciting, huh? A little backyard theater? 356 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,260 I'm just happy they're not getting picked on anymore. 357 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,400 I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. The show is delayed. 358 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,780 We're still waiting on Annie and Sandy. 359 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,640 Where are they? We don't know. 360 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,500 Greg? 361 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,100 They're waiting for us. 362 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,100 Greg? 363 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:12,120 Forget the show. 364 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,640 I think Annie needs to give Sandy a bath. 365 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,640 I've been a very dirty dog. 366 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:22,300 You know, you're really starting to creep me out with this stuff.