1 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:04,500 What are you doing with my video camera? 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,320 He's making an audition tape for Big Brother. 3 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:10,440 Are you serious? Big Brother? Yeah, I always had a daydream that I'd be on a 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:14,020 show. Me too. But in mine, you're on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries and all 5 00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:15,020 they can find is your car. 6 00:00:18,340 --> 00:00:20,200 I'd love to see you on Big Brother, Jimmy. 7 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:23,580 Oh, please. Do you have any idea how many people put in applications for that 8 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:25,380 show? Why do you waste your time with such stuff? 9 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,280 Because I think positively. 10 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:30,650 You know, that's the problem, Greg. You're always so negative. You know, I 11 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:31,890 that the glass is half full. 12 00:00:32,290 --> 00:00:35,110 Yeah, and I think, hey, that's my glass. Why are you drinking out of it? 13 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:42,270 Hey, Greg, get in here. We're going to watch Jimmy's audition tape for Big 14 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:43,410 Brother. Now? 15 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:46,750 I taped 60 minutes two weeks ago, and I was finally going to get to watch it. 16 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:47,910 Oh, come on. It'll just take a second. 17 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:01,260 Sorry, I saw that you'd written 60 minutes on there. I thought that was the 18 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:02,260 length of the tape. 19 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:08,220 I know you're getting a lot of these tapes, so I thought I'd make one myself 20 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:10,620 show you why I'd be great on Big Brother. 21 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:15,860 I work at a studio across town where we shoot Big Brother, so I'm very familiar 22 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,100 with the world of television. 23 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:23,780 Jimmy's a loving and caring husband, and he knows how to take care of me after a 24 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:24,780 long day. 25 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:35,760 fun to watch. 26 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:40,720 And 27 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:54,880 I 28 00:01:54,880 --> 00:02:01,740 am probably the only one with a 29 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:02,780 celebrity endorsement. 30 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:04,420 Hey, look who it is. 31 00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:08,660 Can you open the gate? Yeah, sure. Could you just say I'd be great on Big 32 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:09,660 Brother? 33 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:12,360 If you open the gate, I'll say you'll be great on my little sister. 34 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,780 You hear that, folks? That's why he's Mr. Robert Klein. 35 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,420 All right, listen, I think I was shaking the camera a little bit. Can we try 36 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:21,099 that again? 37 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,640 I'm begging you. Can you open the gate? 38 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,880 So that's me, Jimmy Hughes. 39 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:30,500 I'm a regular guy just looking to be on Big Brother. So thanks for watching. 40 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,140 Have a good one. 41 00:02:39,579 --> 00:02:41,160 It's me riding a bike naked. 42 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:45,580 They always pick people who get naked in their video. 43 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:50,100 So check this out. This is where I put my feet on the handlebars and steal. 44 00:03:17,769 --> 00:03:19,130 What? They picked you? 45 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:23,390 Congratulations. I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. How does life 46 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:24,550 happen to work out for you? 47 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,670 You know, you don't have a place to live. I just happen to have a room. You 48 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:30,510 don't have a job. One just happens to fall into your lap. What, did you make a 49 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:31,510 deal with the devil? 50 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:37,110 Yeah, Craig, I sold my soul to the devil so I could work as a security guard and 51 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:38,110 live in your guest house. 52 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:41,970 I really just hope the devil keeps all his promises and lets me go blind by 53 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:42,970 Christmas. 54 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:49,580 to him, Jimmy. We're really proud of you. Thank you. Well, listen, I got to 55 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:51,520 leave in two days. I got to start packing my luggage. 56 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:53,940 Greg, where's your luggage? 57 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:57,300 Two days? 58 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,500 That's too soon. 59 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:01,560 Yeah, I know, but we talked about this. You're so cool with it, right? 60 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:05,300 Yeah, you know, it's going to be hard to take care of the kids all by myself, 61 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:09,420 you know? I mean, basically going to be like a single mom for three months. 62 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:11,840 Christine, if this is going to be a problem, I don't have... No, no, no. 63 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,940 get through it. Don't worry. I mean, this is a great opportunity, right? And 64 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:19,060 maybe you'll win. And with $500 ,000, we can finally buy our own house. 65 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,500 Your own house? What's that? 66 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:26,720 Listen, I just... I don't want to make you a single mom. Look, you have nothing 67 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,560 to worry about. Of course, me and Kim will help with the kids. But I get 68 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,080 Dominic. After last Saturday night, I'm never watching Logan again. 69 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,160 Kid can't even wipe himself. 70 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,520 Yes, he can. 71 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:43,550 lazy little weasel. 72 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,880 Welcome to Big Brother. 73 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:23,680 We're here with 12 people chosen to live in this house for three months with no 74 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,560 contact to the outside world. 75 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:31,160 Okay? At the count of three, you will enter the house and select your bed. 76 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:36,780 Keep in mind, not all beds are equal, so I suggest you pick carefully. 77 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,520 Ready? 78 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,820 One, two, three, go. 79 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,080 Bye, brother. 80 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,440 That idiot, he's probably looking for the guest house. 81 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,140 This is weird. I watch a show all the time. They usually have an old guy. Oh, 82 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:13,600 damn. 83 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:20,980 I know I've only been in here for a little while, but I already hate all 84 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:21,980 people. 85 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:27,200 He's just so straightforward and honest. I can't believe a successful doctor 86 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,220 like him isn't married. 87 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:40,340 Hey, man, this is what I was looking forward to. Long days with nothing to do 88 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:43,180 but just drink beer and check out the swimsuits. 89 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:48,340 Yeah, you can really tell who prepared for this and who didn't. Yeah, man. 90 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,740 Worked out, worked out, pigged out. 91 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:59,150 You and that girl Lisa, you seen her be getting along, huh? 92 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:00,870 Yeah, she's sweet. 93 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:02,710 Dude, she is fine. 94 00:08:03,590 --> 00:08:05,230 I think you got a real shot there. 95 00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:09,710 Jimmy, you do know that I'm gay, right? 96 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:15,810 Okay. 97 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,910 Check out the abs on Nathan. 98 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:25,710 That's the thing about Jimmy. 99 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:27,480 He didn't seem to care that I'm gay. 100 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,460 He didn't even seem to notice. 101 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,340 Tomorrow I'm going to tell him that I'm black. 102 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,820 It's nice to have another guy in the house that's in the same boat as me. 103 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:41,559 Surrounded by beautiful women, but neither one of us is going to do 104 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:42,559 about it. 105 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:47,140 When I said the same boat, I don't mean like we're shipmates. 106 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,400 Because I love women. 107 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:53,580 I would love to get with some of these hot chicks here. 108 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,280 But I never would. 109 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:56,990 Because I'm happily married. 110 00:08:57,190 --> 00:09:01,010 So, Christine, if you're watching, it may look like I'm flirting, but I'm 111 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:03,530 really, I'm just, I'm just playing the game. 112 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:17,370 At this point in the game. 113 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,710 Wow, Jimmy did pretty well. 114 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:24,510 Okay, boys. 115 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,620 Show's over. 116 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:26,680 Bath time. 117 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,140 Why do we have to take a bath? 118 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,440 We're not dirty. 119 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:30,640 Not dirty? 120 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:34,620 Logan, in the last hour, I've seen you put your finger in three different 121 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:35,620 nostrils. 122 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,440 Come on. Let's go. Get in there. 123 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:44,520 And so the single parenting begins. 124 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,220 Better grab some extra towels. 125 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:51,620 When they're done in the tub, our bathroom looks like Quint's boat near 126 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:52,620 of Jaws. 127 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:19,310 way you're done, the floor's all dry. 128 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:20,830 It's usually a mess in here. 129 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,670 That's only from when Daddy plays Wet St. Bernard. 130 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,210 Really? 131 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:33,310 Okay. Well, tell me this. Last week, whose idea was it to have the baby 132 00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:34,310 snowstorm? 133 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:48,370 Christine, I took some time to look up a couple of pieces of real estate that I 134 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:51,250 think you might be interested in, you know, for when Jimmy wins the big money. 135 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:54,450 Wow, look at this. 136 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:58,150 Three bedrooms, three baths? Yeah, five acres of land. 137 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,050 Looks pretty good. 138 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:01,329 Where is it? 139 00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:02,510 Um, that's in Maine. 140 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:10,310 The houseguests have been cut off from the outside world for almost three days 141 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:12,910 now. Let's see how they're dealing with their isolation. 142 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,580 Well, I thought I would miss TV, but I didn't realize I'd have Jimmy. And that 143 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:19,840 concludes season two of The Simpsons. 144 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:27,460 He could do any cartoon you ask for, entire episodes, without commercials, so 145 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,980 really he's better than TV. 146 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,820 Let's check in with a house guest. 147 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,160 Hi, everybody. 148 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,360 Hi, Jimmy. 149 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,200 I hope you're all ready for the nomination ceremony. 150 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,340 Yeah. What is that? 151 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,020 Oh, that's where the head of household nominates two people for eviction, and 152 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:46,260 then tomorrow everyone votes on who they want to kick out of the house. 153 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,720 Well, it's probably going to be June and that bitch Allison. 154 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:54,180 Everybody knows she shaved her legs with Marcellus' head razor. 155 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:11,540 You are safe. 156 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:17,180 Jimmy, Allison, you are the two people I've chosen for nomination for eviction. 157 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,600 No, no, no, they can't kick him out. I just found you guys a split -level home 158 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,600 in Winnipeg. 159 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:31,600 Well, the first two nominations for eviction are in, but as usual, earlier 160 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,780 afternoon, some backdoor dealing was going on in the Big Brother house. 161 00:13:00,319 --> 00:13:03,200 Now, the other nominee has to be someone everybody likes. 162 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,660 That way, Allison will get all the votes. 163 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,020 How about Jimmy? 164 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,100 Yeah, Jimmy's the most popular guy in the house. 165 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,440 Yeah, I'll do it. 166 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,440 I'll be the decoy. 167 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,480 Thank God. 168 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:17,640 No kidding. 169 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,320 I'm not ready for Jimmy to come home. 170 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:24,200 Watch this. Okay, kids, time for bed. 171 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,440 G'day, Mom. 172 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:36,549 it's easier. 173 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:40,230 He's the one who gets them fired up every night. Really? You know, Kim, all 174 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:43,530 time I thought it was Jimmy and me united against Dominic and Logan. 175 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,410 But now I realize he's one of them. 176 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:52,690 Not only that, he's their leader. 177 00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:03,170 Tonight, it's the vote to determine the first guest evicted from the Big Brother 178 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:05,630 house. Will it be Allison or Jimmy? 179 00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:10,190 Later, we'll go live for the decision. But first, let's see what happened 180 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:11,190 earlier today. 181 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,530 Allison, relax. 182 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,370 You're just a decoy. 183 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,250 Jimmy's the one I want out of here. 184 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:18,710 Everybody loves Jimmy. 185 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:20,950 No one's going to vote him out. That's why he has to go. 186 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,450 He's too much of a threat. 187 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,030 So I set him up. 188 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,410 I stole a pair of Lisa's underwear. 189 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:30,190 I told everyone that Jimmy took them and that he's wearing them. 190 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:32,630 No, girl, I am. 191 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,480 this jimmy's getting double crossed they're gonna vote him out no no no 192 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:46,480 can't come home this is working this is working for all of us where 193 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,920 are you going i only have 45 minutes until they vote i've got to figure a way 194 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:54,020 keep him in damn you marcella you've only lived with him for three days try 195 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,020 three and a half years 196 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,340 I need to see your ID badge. 197 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,440 Oh, here you go. 198 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,740 Nice photo, but this badge is not for this lot. 199 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,380 Yeah, but it's good for that lot. 200 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,960 This is a lot, too, so wouldn't it be good for this one also? 201 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,660 Sir, this isn't Blockbuster. I need a badge for this lot. 202 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,020 Thank you. Thanks a lot. 203 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,330 37, take seven. 204 00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:48,630 Whoa, whoa. 205 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,610 Who's that guy on camera three? 206 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:54,610 Security, we got a problem in here. 207 00:16:57,670 --> 00:17:01,670 And now we go live to the Big Brother house where we're about to have the 208 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:05,530 eviction vote. Jimmy and Allison are about to make their final pleas to 209 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:07,770 their housemates not to evict them. 210 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,460 I think you guys have all gotten to know me pretty well over the last week. And 211 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:16,640 I really think that you should vote for whoever you think deserves to be kicked 212 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,160 out. Just remember, there's four seasons of The Flintstones you haven't heard 213 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,160 yet. 214 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:45,999 Hi, Jimmy. 215 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,639 Hi, Julie. 216 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,840 Nice to meet you. Come on in. 217 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,040 Have a seat. 218 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,960 I'm Julie. Nice to meet you, please. 219 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:52,780 I'm so comfortable. 220 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,620 Well, here's a big brother first. A player disqualified because his brother 221 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,620 -law broke into the house. 222 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:07,900 Well, I had no choice. Marcellus was stabbing him in the back. Greg, 223 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,960 and I were working together. We were trying to give Allison a false sense of 224 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,540 security. Oh, come on. 225 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:13,940 Take a look. 226 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,360 I stole a pair of Lisa's underwear. 227 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,180 I told everyone that Jimmy took them and that he's wearing them. 228 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,560 Is he? No, girl, I am. 229 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,800 Marcellus, you're a genius. 230 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,760 So you think she bought it? 231 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,299 Oh, yeah. 232 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,440 She's such an idiot. 233 00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:44,180 Who would believe that we're going to get rid of Jimmy? I know. He's great. 234 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,730 I almost hope he wins instead of me. 235 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,630 Well, sweetheart, you're never going to win. 236 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,450 Everybody hates you. 237 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,050 Yeah, 238 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:08,010 everything was going the way I planned until Greg showed up. 239 00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:11,810 Well, Jimmy, it looks like your brother -in -law may have cost you a half 240 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:13,910 million dollars. You must be pretty upset. 241 00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:20,280 Well, you know, I could be negative about this, Julie, but I try to think 242 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,280 positive. 243 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:26,900 You may see the Big Brother house as being a little more empty, but I really 244 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:32,180 just see my brother -in -law's guest house as being full for a long, long 245 00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:38,400 Jimmy, before you go, some of your fellow house guests recorded a special 246 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,700 message for you in the event of your eviction tonight. 247 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240 Let's take a look. 248 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,590 Too bad you got kicked out, bro. 249 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,570 Could have made a great alliance. 250 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,330 I even came up with some nicknames for it. 251 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,270 The dynamic duo. 252 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:52,610 The dream twosome. 253 00:19:57,570 --> 00:20:04,470 I'm never going to forget the way you looked in that whipped cream bikini. 254 00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:05,970 No matter how hard I try. 255 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:08,190 The two needles. 256 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:12,310 Ivory and Ivory. Hey, I heard what you said about my ad. 257 00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:15,860 Thanks. I heard what you said about my app. 258 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,760 Thanks. 259 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,260 J Squared. 260 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:23,400 J andJ Music Factory. 261 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:27,180 Two -man group. 262 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,040 They're all kind of stupid, but I ain't nothing else to do in this house. 263 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,920 Got like 500 of these. 264 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,340 Goodbye, Jimmy. 265 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,800 I'm going to miss our long talks at night. 266 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,240 Staying up together and watching the sun rise. 267 00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:41,590 And that public bath we took. 268 00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:44,850 We were just playing the game, Christine. 269 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:50,690 Just playing the game, Julie.