1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,840 One, two, three! You got a wife to keep in love with you! 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah! You're standing on the poker for the dude! 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah! You're gonna live your life the best you can! 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,060 Yeah, yeah, yeah! See your family, who's up to plan? 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,379 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 6 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,900 We're family, family, family! 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,420 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Family, family, family, yeah! 8 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:18,880 Yeah! 9 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,610 Still, Greg, any, uh... Special reason your parents are coming out? No, just to 11 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:30,070 see everyone. I mean, now that my dad's retired, he can visit as often as he 12 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:32,030 wants. Yeah, and Greg's mom can come, too. 13 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:35,630 Which is great, because being constantly criticized over the phone can be so 14 00:00:35,630 --> 00:00:36,670 cold and impersonal. 15 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:43,270 Man, I envy your dad. No job, no responsibilities, nothing to do all day. 16 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:46,870 Yeah, retirement, or as you like to call it, 1992 through 1999. 17 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,810 Must be so weird to retire, you know? I mean... 18 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:54,970 You go to work every day for 40 years and then all of a sudden you got nothing 19 00:00:54,970 --> 00:00:55,689 to do. 20 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:59,010 Yeah, but a lot of people's lives don't really begin until after they retire. 21 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:02,110 Grandma Moses didn't start painting until she was almost 80. 22 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:06,130 And the guy who started McDonald's was in his 50s. I heard Schaefer didn't 23 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:07,550 The Great Gatsby until he was 90. 24 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:15,390 Jimmy, almost every word in that sentence is wrong. 25 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:18,690 I wonder what my dad's going to do with himself. 26 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:23,160 You could travel the world, uncover some hidden talent, maybe do some volunteer 27 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,700 work. The possibilities are endless. 28 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:29,260 Comic books. Your father is collecting comic books. 29 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,260 What? He's lost his mind. 30 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,760 Ever since he retired, that's all he does is spend all of his money on comic 31 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:36,760 books. 32 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,200 Kids' comic books? 33 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,160 Or those Japanese porno comic books like Overfiend where women are taken against 34 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,160 their will by monsters? 35 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:53,950 Sorry, the dentist's office. 36 00:01:55,890 --> 00:01:58,130 No, just regular old comic books. 37 00:01:58,670 --> 00:01:59,690 Superman, mostly. 38 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:01,050 It's embarrassing. 39 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:04,690 And he doesn't just read them. He hangs out at the comic book store. He goes to 40 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:07,710 conventions. That's why we had to come out here this week, because apparently 41 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,789 there's some big convention in San Diego. 42 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:11,190 San Diego? 43 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:12,590 Oh, that's far away. 44 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,730 Will you be going to the convention, too? 45 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:17,270 Oh, of course not. 46 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,480 Why would I drive two hours each way to San Diego just to watch my husband make 47 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,340 a fool of himself at a comic book convention? 48 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,320 You know, the zoo is nice. 49 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,200 Oh, hey, Greg. 50 00:02:31,340 --> 00:02:33,880 Hey, I heard you have a new hobby, comic books, huh? 51 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,680 Oh, yeah, yeah, well, what can I say? They're kind of fun. 52 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:39,180 And you know something? 53 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,980 They are really relatable. 54 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:45,350 They say more about life than you'd ever imagine. Yeah, I guess. When I was in 55 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:47,450 junior high, I used to like Archie and Jughead. 56 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:49,970 Archie and Jughead. 57 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:52,950 Greg, that's for dorks. 58 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:58,330 Action Comics, number 23. 59 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:00,450 Oh, yeah, that's a beauty. 60 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:05,130 That's the first appearance of Superman's archenemy, Lex Luthor. 61 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:10,490 Don't open it. No, no, no, no. No, see, I keep some of them wrapped in plastic 62 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,490 so they hold a value. 63 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:14,730 Value? It says 10 cents on the cover. How much is it worth now? 64 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,010 $925. 65 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:22,170 $925? Oh, my God, this is worth more than Jimmy. 66 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,530 Best part of that is, you know what? 67 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:30,290 They really hold their value. It goes up every year about 15%. I'm telling you, 68 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:32,190 these are a pretty good investment. 69 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:35,990 Wow, Dad, seems like you really know what you're doing. Well, I feel you 70 00:03:35,990 --> 00:03:39,870 shouldn't just enjoy a hobby. I mean, you should have some intelligence about 71 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:45,510 it, you know, which reminds me, you really should find a safer spot to hide 72 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:46,510 Japanese porn. 73 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,060 Did you talk to your father? Did you tell him he's crazy? Yeah, I talked to 74 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:02,640 but I gotta tell you, Mom, I think you're overreacting. Dad is a mature man 75 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,260 takes his hobby very seriously. 76 00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:18,620 Okay, what do you want me to do? 77 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:29,460 Thanks for bringing me shopping, Kim. I really needed to get out of that house. 78 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,660 Oh, sure. 79 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:31,960 Traffic is bad, though. 80 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,020 Should have asked Tom to fly us here. 81 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,820 Well, aren't you handsome? 82 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,000 What a cute little boy. 83 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,960 She's a girl. 84 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,320 Excuse me? 85 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,360 She's a girl. 86 00:04:55,470 --> 00:05:00,410 She's not a boy. She's a girl. Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just going by the way 87 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:01,410 was dressed. 88 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:08,590 Well, you can't blame her. 89 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:12,490 I mean, Emily is dressed like a little boy. Well, those are Sammy's hand -me 90 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:16,270 -downs. She has a few dresses, but she lives in a house with three boys, and 91 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:17,630 she's always playing in the dirt with them. 92 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:19,310 Now, this is just easier. 93 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,710 Well, when it comes to your children, whatever's easy. 94 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:27,990 I think so. 95 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:36,710 Sorry, door's closing. I'll meet you at the door. Are you 96 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:42,710 wearing a pink tie -dye? 97 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,750 It was white. We had a laundry mishap. 98 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:49,930 Superman might fly, but his cape runs. 99 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:55,630 My dad is so wrapped up in this whole comic book thing. What am I going to do 100 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:56,349 about this? 101 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,350 Well, has he always liked comics? 102 00:05:57,570 --> 00:06:01,170 No. Mom said one day, a few weeks after he retired, he was just flipping through 103 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:04,290 the channels and landed on Superman the movie. The next day, he started 104 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:05,290 collecting comic books. 105 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:08,150 Too bad he didn't land on that Ronco wrote history commercial. 106 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:12,090 We'd be having this conversation while enjoying golden brown chicken with 30 % 107 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,090 less fat. 108 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:17,250 The problem is he's never had anything but work. You know, he's never had any 109 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,250 hobbies. 110 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:21,070 Maybe we could get him interested in other things, you know, take him out and 111 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:24,790 show him that there's better ways to spend his time than collecting comic 112 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,770 I don't know, Craig. I don't know what the big deal is. 113 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,530 Okay, what do you want me to do? 114 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:52,200 didn't need to bring me golfing. You know, really, I never even played this 115 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,400 game. Well, maybe in time you might really like it. 116 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:59,080 Maybe. You know, I played miniature golf, but I'm sure this is going to be a 117 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,800 different. Boy, I bet the windmill out here is huge. 118 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,780 All right, Dad. 119 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:12,900 Now, remember, keep your head down, concentrate on the ball, nice, easy 120 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,260 All right. 121 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:21,520 Boy, this is kind of heavy, isn't it? Well, that's a driver. That's what you 122 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,359 to tee off. 123 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,360 Oh. 124 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,380 It just doesn't feel comfortable. 125 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,640 Could I have a putter? 126 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,840 Dad, the hole is 400 yards away. You can't use a putter. 127 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,160 There you go. 128 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,440 Great, great. Now we're talking. 129 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:50,150 Okay, why don't you guys grab the cart? I can walk to this one. 130 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:57,690 Good job, Dad. 131 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:58,910 Okay, 132 00:07:58,970 --> 00:07:59,849 I had a four. 133 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:05,830 Greg, you had a five, right? And Tom, I lost count. Was that a 76 or 77? 134 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:17,770 today. 135 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:21,990 They're girls' overalls. Look at the pattern. It's covered in flowers. 136 00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:27,150 Flowered overalls. They must be made by Oshkosh Bagosh. She's a lesbian. 137 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:36,270 She's criticizing how I dress my kids. 138 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:39,770 Her husband's running around here in tights and she dresses like a nun on her 139 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:40,770 day off. 140 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:45,620 Look, if she doesn't like the way you dress Emily, give her the job. 141 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:46,820 What do you mean? 142 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:50,660 Let her take Emily shopping and buy her whatever she wants. I mean, if she buys 143 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,020 it, she can't complain about it. 144 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:56,080 Yeah. I guess when she leaves, I can go back to dressing her the way I want. 145 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:59,800 If Jimmy's mom ever complained about the clothes I buy for the kids, let her 146 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,800 dress them any way she wants. 147 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:05,080 Of course, it might be kind of hard for her. I don't even think Marlboro makes 148 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,080 kid sizes. 149 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:20,090 Hey, Dad, have you ever tried assembling model cars? 150 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:24,050 A guy who retired from my work does it, and he loves it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. 151 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,730 I used to like building those little models when I was a kid. 152 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:30,590 You know, eventually, you have to put aside all the childish things of your 153 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:31,590 youth. 154 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:34,610 Oh, uh, anybody want to read my new plastic man? 155 00:09:36,070 --> 00:09:38,610 Tom, go ahead and sit down. Maybe you will pick up a new hobby. 156 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:39,830 Oh, yeah. 157 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:43,230 Relax, relax. I'm taking care of it. Relax. 158 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,070 Greg, do you know who Mr. 159 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,330 Mixlepix is? 160 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,680 No. Well, I do. 161 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,400 And I shouldn't. I shouldn't know these things, Greg. 162 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,200 Hey, Tom, we got an extra kit and some instructions for you right there, man. 163 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,200 jump in. Uh -huh. 164 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,600 Hey, Dad, pass me the glue. 165 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:00,980 Yeah. 166 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:27,730 to wear some girlier clothes, why don't you take her shopping tomorrow? 167 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:29,570 Really? Yes, absolutely. 168 00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:31,770 Oh, that's so nice. Thank you. 169 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,350 And maybe when we get back, if there's still time, I could take you shopping, 170 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:36,430 too. 171 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:40,530 Buy you some clothes that cover you up a little bit. 172 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,790 You're married. You're not going out to clubs and showing off your goodies 173 00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:44,790 anymore. 174 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:49,590 This is fun, huh, Dad? 175 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:50,910 Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. 176 00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:53,790 It's glue -drying her, isn't it? 177 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,100 You mean what you... Oh, look at that. 178 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:25,300 Wow, look how high up our plane is. And I can make it loop and dive and spin. 179 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,900 This is fun, isn't it? Uh -huh. I can see why a lot of people pick this as 180 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,060 hobby. You want to try it, Dad? 181 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,300 I don't think so. 182 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,180 Ah, come on, Tom. Just try it once. 183 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,320 Yeah, all right. 184 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,420 help me with my dad. Hey, you don't have to thank me. I think watching a 65 185 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:17,640 -year -old man fly a small plane into his onions is reward enough. 186 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:30,120 You need some more 187 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:30,939 ice, Dad? 188 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,060 Uh, no, no, no. 189 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,520 Most of the blinding pain's gone now. 190 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,660 I bet these are gonna hurt like a mother when they thaw out. 191 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:46,910 You know, I was thinking maybe tomorrow we would try planting orchids. Maybe you 192 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,590 could take up gardening as a new hobby. 193 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,930 I don't think so. Sounds kind of lame. 194 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:54,870 Lame? Sounds kind of lame? I'll tell you what sounds kind of lame. A 65 -year 195 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:57,330 -old man wasting all of his time reading the funnies. 196 00:12:58,150 --> 00:13:00,070 Well, see? You just don't understand. 197 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,730 Comics are an American art form. 198 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:06,530 Anyway, why don't you come to the convention with me tomorrow? Maybe 199 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,150 understand. No, no, no, no. 200 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,950 No, no, no, no, no. 201 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,990 Sure, you don't have any time for me and my interests, but I'll tell you 202 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:15,770 something. When you were growing up, I was always there for you. 203 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:20,290 Even though I had to watch you strike out time and time again. 204 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,850 I didn't play baseball. 205 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,190 I'm talking about when I chaperoned school dances. 206 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:29,550 Sorry, Dad, I just don't want to go. 207 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,710 Fine, fine, sure, but I'll tell you something. 208 00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:37,430 If you found something of interest, I'd be there for you, even if it was just to 209 00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:38,430 see you have a good time. 210 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:44,930 Oh, fine, I'll go. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe it won't be as weird as I think it 211 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:49,670 is. Oh, great. Well, Kralobon Lockley. 212 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,250 What? 213 00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:54,890 Well, that's Kryptonian for thank you. 214 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,590 Boy, is this great or what, huh? 215 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,750 You got 300 book dealers here. 216 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,430 live performances, and a film festival. 217 00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:16,670 I don't get it. Why do so many grown people want to dress up like they're in 218 00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:17,730 comics? Are you kidding? 219 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:19,490 It's fun to pretend you're a superhero. 220 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:22,390 You know something? Last week at the house, we blew a fuse, and I couldn't 221 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:26,010 figure out how to fix the thing, so I thought to myself, how would the 222 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:30,710 superheroes handle it? You know, like the Green Lantern could light its way, 223 00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:35,310 Superman could use his X -ray eyes, and Spider -Man could spin a web around your 224 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:37,770 mother's mouth and keep it shut until the electrician got there. 225 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,470 Hey, thanks for coming with me so I don't have to be the only normal person 226 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:45,090 here. Oh, no problem. This is going to be great. There's nothing funnier than 227 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,390 getting crazy people talking. 228 00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:48,970 Hey, watch this. Excuse me. 229 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,410 Yes, sir. Are you a robot? 230 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:56,050 Actually, I'm a cyborg. I'm part man, part machine. While my human side 231 00:14:56,050 --> 00:15:00,530 my actions and emotions, my machine side, powered by its red jet pack, 232 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,470 me to travel at light speed throughout the universe. 233 00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:07,370 So, do you live with your mother or your grandmother? 234 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,010 Both. 235 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:14,270 It's almost 12 o 'clock. 236 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:17,190 I'm supposed to meet my Internet buddies here. What Internet buddies? 237 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:18,410 Tom? 238 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:19,570 It's me, Justin. 239 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,190 Justin! Whoa! 240 00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:22,890 Hey, how are you? 241 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,450 Gosh, great to finally meet you. 242 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,530 This is my son, Greg. 243 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:29,610 Where's your costume? 244 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:32,470 Oh, no, no costume for me. I'm just a regular old human. 245 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,810 How about we pretend you're Jimmy Olsen? 246 00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,010 How about we don't? 247 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,620 So, Tom, we signed up for Masquerade. Oh, great, great. 248 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:46,620 What's Masquerade? It's a costume show in the auditorium, and we get 90 seconds 249 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:49,100 on stage to do anything we want. Oh, dear God. 250 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:55,640 Hey, guys, guys, this is Ernie and J .W. Hey, why don't you go ahead and why 251 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,840 don't you tell them what you told me? 252 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:02,420 Another revolution is coming, and there shall never be peace on this or any 253 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:06,480 other planet until apes and men, men and apes, learn to live together. 254 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,020 I love it here. I love it. 255 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,920 Hey, hey, Spock, hold up. 256 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,680 Hi, everybody. We're home. 257 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Wow, look at you. 258 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,120 Oh, yes, and this is nothing. I bought her so many adorable little dresses. 259 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:35,580 Oh, and this is for you. I got you some more conservative tops. 260 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,880 This is your home, sweetheart. It's not the only saloon in a mining town on 261 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880 payday. 262 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,100 Superman, I thought you might come. 263 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,560 That's why I brought this. 264 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,360 Good night. 265 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,700 Superman's only weakness. 266 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,460 Oh, no. 267 00:17:09,869 --> 00:17:14,210 Looks like the only place you'll be bothering people, Lex, is Metropolis 268 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,210 Jail. 269 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:22,430 Hey, looks like your dad saved the day. I wish I was dead. 270 00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:27,710 Let's go. Let's get out of here. 271 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,090 That's it. I've had it. I'm ready to go home. 272 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:35,989 What's wrong? 273 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,610 I've had it. I've had it with the costumes. 274 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:40,360 The comic books and plastics. 275 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,740 You'd be in a Super Friends pageant with fifth graders. I can't take it anymore, 276 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,800 Dad. 277 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:49,360 But I like it. But why do you choose to spend your time like this? Why in the 278 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,280 world does a 65 -year -old man want to dress up like Superman? 279 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:59,040 Because I can relate to him. You can relate to Superman. 280 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,060 Dad, you have to take three Xanaxes before you can fly. You need Mom's help 281 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,060 get open a jar of pickles. 282 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,290 I can just relate to him, okay? 283 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:08,490 How? 284 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:15,670 Because... Because we're both adopted. 285 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,430 You're adopted? You never told me that. 286 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:20,449 I know. 287 00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,990 No, I didn't want to talk about it. I just want to pretend it never happened. 288 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,430 Well, that's crazy. I mean, it's healthy to talk about that stuff. If it 289 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,190 happened, you have to talk about it. Yeah? 290 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,370 The way you talk about that ice cream man that took off his shirt and made you 291 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,410 wrestle him? Stop talking about that. That never happened. 292 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:46,200 It wasn't until I saw Superman the movie that I realized that Superman was also 293 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,900 adopted. Yeah, I remember, by that old couple. 294 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,040 Mom, Pop, Kent, they have names, Greg. 295 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,800 You see, Superman was born on a planet that was doomed, and his parents saved 296 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,000 him by sending him to Earth. 297 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,800 Okay. 298 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,760 I always wondered how my birth parents could let me go. 299 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:10,000 Then after I saw the movie, I realized they couldn't take care of me, so they 300 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,010 just... Put me in a place where I'd be safe. 301 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:13,950 Wow. Yeah. 302 00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:15,790 I'd do the same with you. 303 00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:18,930 If you were in danger, boy, I'd make sure that you were safe. 304 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:24,370 Even if it meant giving you up and sending you to another planet. 305 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:29,410 I don't know what to say. 306 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:36,230 Yeah, well, maybe you could say that you don't think your dad's so crazy. 307 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:40,090 Well... I did see you just punch out a 12 -year -old wearing pajamas. 308 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,650 I had a ball doing this, you know. 309 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:48,410 See, when I first retired, I was scared to death. I didn't know what the hell I 310 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:51,270 was going to do. And then all of a sudden, I stumbled on this. 311 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,590 Well, there's some fun people here. There really are. 312 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:59,850 But if you want to go home, I'll go with you. 313 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,470 I think I want to stay. 314 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,650 Excuse me, is your husband finished with his dinner? 315 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:27,870 Oh, I'm not sure. He just went to the restroom, so you better leave it.