1 00:00:03,029 --> 00:00:04,210 Good job, Emily. 2 00:00:06,730 --> 00:00:10,070 Sammy, you need to eat your vegetables. Your sister's two years old and she's 3 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:11,090 almost as tall as you. 4 00:00:11,450 --> 00:00:12,450 No. 5 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:17,210 Come on, you have to eat your spinach if you want to grow up to have big, strong 6 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:18,210 muscles like your daddy. 7 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:19,670 Or, you know, Popeye. 8 00:00:22,070 --> 00:00:24,370 Sammy, you know, if you don't eat your vegetables, you're going to grow up to 9 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:26,350 have arms like SpongeBob SquarePants. 10 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:29,150 Or, you know, Daddy. 11 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,360 All right, how about this? 12 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,780 How about if you eat three bites of spinach, you can have ice cream? 13 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,680 One bite. 14 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,780 Okay, two bites of spinach, but you have to have a carrot. A big carrot? 15 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:48,160 You know what? Enough of this. No negotiating. 16 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,040 Sammy, you're going to eat all your vegetables. 17 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,900 Greg, relax. I've almost closed the deal over here. 18 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:57,100 Okay, two bites of spinach and a medium carrot. 19 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,180 No, no negotiations. There was no negotiations when I was growing up. 20 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:05,290 You know what? From now on, he's going to do what we say, when we say to do it. 21 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:06,249 You're right, Greg. 22 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:07,470 How about we start that tomorrow? 23 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:08,730 Okay. No! 24 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:10,530 No, no! 25 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,570 What did I just say? Starting now. 26 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:15,630 Sammy, if you want to eat dessert, you're going to have to finish all your 27 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:16,630 vegetables, period. 28 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:23,270 Dad, do we have to finish our vegetables before we have ice cream? 29 00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:26,410 Kids, if Daddy has to finish his vegetables, you have to finish yours. 30 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:29,370 Lucky for you, Daddy hates vegetables. 31 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:04,460 I do so like them, Sam, I am. I do so like green eggs and ham. 32 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:14,050 No, Sammy's asleep. 33 00:02:14,390 --> 00:02:15,430 No, you can't. 34 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:16,970 No, he's not. 35 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:21,410 Get out, get out, get out, get out. 36 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:24,730 Can I have one more book? 37 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:28,130 No, sorry, buddy. It's your bedtime. 38 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:36,270 So why don't you just lay back and close your eyes and before long 39 00:02:36,270 --> 00:02:37,930 you'll be... Ready or not, here I come! 40 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:42,520 Did anyone come here to hide? No. What are you doing? Why aren't you guys in 41 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,740 bed? We weren't tired. 42 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:46,440 Daddy said we could play hide and go seek. Oh, really? 43 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,880 Imagine that. You're having trouble falling asleep after your daddy makes 44 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,520 chunky monkey floats out of Mountain Dew. 45 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:54,700 I see you. 46 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,420 I'm not tired. Can I play? 47 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:01,220 Oh, I'm sorry, Sam. You can. It's past your bedtime. 48 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Okay? 49 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:08,580 So you need to just lay back, close your eyes, and very soon you will be off. 50 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:10,210 To sleep. 51 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:11,950 Okay. 52 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:19,989 Wow, 53 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:30,530 that 54 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:31,530 took a long time. 55 00:03:32,010 --> 00:03:33,430 Did you just get Sammy to sleep? 56 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:35,590 Yeah, it took him a little while to settle down. 57 00:03:36,609 --> 00:03:37,670 Monster under his bed? 58 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,010 Idiot in his toy chest. 59 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:48,130 Jimmy and his kids are running around playing hide -and -go -seek at 9 o 60 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:51,110 at night. How are we supposed to get our kids to eat their vegetables and go to 61 00:03:51,110 --> 00:03:53,590 bed on time when they see their cousins doing whatever they want to? 62 00:03:53,810 --> 00:03:55,690 Come on, it's not that big of a deal. 63 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,830 Kim, they have no rules. It's like living with Vikings. 64 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:04,330 Worse, at least after the Vikings raped and pillaged, they moved on. 65 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:10,040 I hear what you're saying, but, you know, we raise our kids one way, they 66 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,040 their kids another. 67 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:15,360 Who are we to tell them what to do? Who are we? They're benefactors, the owners 68 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,600 of their rent -free house, the teat at which they suck! 69 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,760 So, what are we supposed to do? 70 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:29,800 You need to talk to them. 71 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,200 Me? Yeah, she's your sister. 72 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:37,080 I can't tell them what they can and can't do with their kids. It's all... 73 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:38,340 I don't care if it is awkward. 74 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:42,180 We need to say something. We have a responsibility to our children. We're 75 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:43,560 supposed to be the adults here. 76 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,400 Hey. Hey. 77 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:49,760 Hey, 78 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:57,460 guys. 79 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,700 Kim seems to think we need to talk about something. 80 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,080 What's up? 81 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:08,990 Um... Look, it's kind of getting difficult to enforce the rules with 82 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:13,030 around here when he sees his cousins running around doing whatever they want 83 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:17,050 You know, like eating their vegetables or going to bed on time. 84 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:20,670 Look, guys, in an ideal world, this would never come up. 85 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,950 But since we all live together, it's very unfair to Sammy. 86 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:27,090 I see what you're saying, Kim, but it's tricky. 87 00:05:27,290 --> 00:05:30,290 We've got two sets of parents here, and they both have their own style. 88 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:33,930 Yeah, I see what you're saying, but only one has their own house. 89 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,580 So that's the way it's going to be, huh? 90 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,280 Until you move. 91 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,640 Jimmy, you know, he's right. We need to be a little more respectful. Okay, fine, 92 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:45,779 fine. 93 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,980 Whatever. Thank you. 94 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,860 Thanks, guys. We really appreciate it. Yeah, I just don't understand what the 95 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:54,759 big deal is. 96 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,500 You know, our kids take vitamins every morning. 97 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,700 You know? Do they have to eat all their vegetables? 98 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,700 No kid likes vegetables. 99 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:08,550 I remember one time, I didn't want to eat lima beans. 100 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:11,310 Yeah, so I stuffed them all in my pocket. 101 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:16,210 Yeah, well, of course you remember that. It was last Friday. 102 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:28,670 Can I have ice cream? 103 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:30,490 Not until you finish your vegetables. 104 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:31,830 That's the rule, Sammy. 105 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:33,950 Dad, we're ready for ice cream. 106 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,200 Uh, yeah, guys, why don't you finish your vegetables? 107 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:39,660 Why? Because that's the rule. 108 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:43,080 You didn't eat them last night. 109 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,200 I know, it's a new rule. 110 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,200 Why? 111 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:51,480 Because it's your Uncle Greg's house and he wants you to finish all your 112 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,480 vegetables. 113 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:57,580 But we want ice cream. I'm sorry, no one can have ice cream until they finish 114 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:58,580 all their vegetables. 115 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,120 Thanks. Thanks a lot, Jimmy. Now I got Uday and Kuse mad at me. 116 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:21,900 Hey, it's your rule. Yeah, but you can make it seem like it's coming from you, 117 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:22,739 their father. 118 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:25,460 Oh, come on. They're not going to believe it's coming from him. They know 119 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:26,460 too well. 120 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:31,240 It would be like when they made Axl Rose do all those anti -drug commercials. 121 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,960 Well, fine. I'll be the bad guy if that's what you want. 122 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:37,830 I'll discipline your kids for you. It'll probably be the best thing that ever 123 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:41,710 happened to them. What is that supposed to mean? Hey, Emily, come on, Sammy. 124 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:43,610 Let's go finish your vegetables in the living room. 125 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,670 I thought you guys made a rule that there's no eating in the living room. 126 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:49,450 Uh, yeah, that rule wasn't for the kids. That was for you. 127 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:54,390 Face it, Jimmy, your kids could use some discipline. 128 00:07:54,630 --> 00:07:57,630 They'll probably be better off with someone a little more strict in charge. 129 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:01,160 Greg, you know what? Just because we don't fight our kids over every little 130 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,180 thing doesn't mean that we're bad parents. We're just smart enough to know 131 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,180 to pick our battles. 132 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,160 Please, I've never seen you battle your kids over anything that didn't pop out 133 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,160 of a toaster. 134 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,600 Dude, you know what? Okay, you think you're so smart. Okay, why don't you go 135 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,120 ahead and try to discipline our kids? I'd like to see you try. Fine. 136 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:20,120 Greg, you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I mean, come on, you 137 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,080 really think that you can do a better job disciplining our children than we 138 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:27,280 I think a monkey and a blow -up doll could do a better job. 139 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,440 I think she knows everything. 140 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,440 Who are Uday and Kuse? 141 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,300 You don't know who Uday and Kuse are? 142 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:49,280 No, never understood pig Latin. 143 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,520 Okay, everybody in the van if we're going to catch the 2 o 'clock movie. 144 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:03,740 Let's go, Logan, Dominic. Come on, let's go. 145 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,139 It's my turn. 146 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,079 Let go. 147 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,000 Come on, you guys. We don't want to miss the movie. It's my turn. 148 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:09,959 Let go. 149 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,960 Get comfortable, Greg. 150 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:13,520 I've seen these things go on for hours. 151 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,160 We usually get to the movies pretty late. 152 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:19,740 By the time we got to Finding Nemo, they'd already found him. 153 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,120 Jimmy, it only goes on for hours because you let it. 154 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:29,540 Not on my watch. Okay, you guys. If you can't share it, no one's going to get 155 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:30,980 it. All right? Now go on. Get in the car. 156 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:34,950 Dad. I told you, Dominic, we're trying something new. Uncle Greg's in charge 157 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:35,950 now. 158 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:43,110 You see that, Jimmy? You just got to lay down the law. Be firm, but fair. 159 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:46,870 Sometimes the children need to be reminded who's in charge, you know, who 160 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:49,630 grown -ups are. Hey, my kids know who the grown -ups are. 161 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:54,470 Shotgun. No fair. I cloned super shotgun yesterday. That left my whole wing. 162 00:10:13,829 --> 00:10:15,570 No, no, they spilt it. 163 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,050 They'll clean it up. 164 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:19,850 I'm not cleaning them up. You spilled them. 165 00:10:20,190 --> 00:10:24,510 No, you spilled them. You both spilled them. Now you both need to clean them 166 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:27,410 Greg, the movie starts in five minutes. Maybe they can clean them up later. 167 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,590 Kim, you don't negotiate with terrorists. 168 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:32,390 Now go ahead. 169 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:33,329 Are you sure? 170 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,410 Absolutely. This is exactly the kind of discipline these two kids need. 171 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,090 Don't worry, we'll be in as soon as they clean up their mess. 172 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:53,430 Didn't have lunch. 173 00:10:58,510 --> 00:11:03,790 This is ridiculous. 174 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,850 Okay, Tim can't save his seats forever. I'm going to go get the kids. They're 175 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:09,690 going to miss the whole movie. Oh, so they miss the movie. I mean, do you know 176 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:11,290 how many videos they've watched in their lives? 177 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,850 And last week I asked Logan to tell me the truth. He said, you can't handle the 178 00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:15,850 truth. 179 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,010 Maybe we should give Greg a chance. 180 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:27,370 Oh, Christine, come on. You know our kids. Do you really think what Greg's 181 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:30,510 is going to work? Well, I don't know, but, I mean, it couldn't hurt, right? I 182 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,530 mean, they certainly don't take our threats seriously anymore. 183 00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:37,770 And, you know, I don't like to admit this to me, but there are moments in the 184 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:40,330 day where that little one scares the hell out of me. 185 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,710 Tell me about it. I took a bite out of his pudding pop the other day. He 186 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:48,710 me right in the cherries. 187 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:53,680 It's not worth getting punched in the cherry. 188 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,760 We're not leaving. 189 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:08,740 I can't believe you're still here. You missed the whole movie. 190 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:12,100 Yeah, this is going to take a little bit longer than I thought. But I'm fine. I 191 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,260 have a book on tape. It's a self -help book. 192 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:18,180 It's all about keeping your inner calm in the face of a crisis. 193 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:22,270 Does it work? I don't know. I'm too pissed off to focus on anything he's 194 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,030 Can you just forget about this? Jimmy and Christine are waiting for us in the 195 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:29,610 arcade. You hear that, guys? Everyone's going to the arcade. 196 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,850 And you could, too, if you just clean up the back seat. 197 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:37,290 Yeah, I think we're still going to be here for a little while. 198 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:39,270 Okay. See you inside. 199 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:42,690 All right. Well, don't worry about me. It shouldn't be that long. 200 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:44,410 I mean, I'm on top of this. 201 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,040 I mean, come on, it's Jimmy's kids. How much listening to someone read could 202 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,040 they possibly take? 203 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,180 Just 204 00:12:54,180 --> 00:13:00,840 so 205 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:06,620 you know, you can't leave your radio on without the engine running. It'll drain 206 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,339 your battery. 207 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:08,840 Thank you. Thank you for pointing that out. 208 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:12,640 Well, anyway, the drive home should charge your battery back up. Well, we're 209 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:13,860 going anywhere, but I'll keep it running. 210 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,660 You know, I think there's something leaking out the front of your car. No, 211 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,120 Yeah, yeah, there's some puddle or something up there by the front tire. 212 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:23,060 you know, the little one had to, you know, go tinkle. 213 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,280 No, I didn't. You did. 214 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:31,100 Well, I couldn't leave the car. I'm trying to teach the kids a lesson here. 215 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,880 We are not leaving! 216 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:49,389 Hey, Jimmy. 217 00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:50,390 Huh? 218 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:51,890 Aren't we bad parents? 219 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,330 What are you talking about? 220 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:58,370 Well, Greg's been out there for like three hours. We're still at it. I mean, 221 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,630 would have given up after ten minutes. 222 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:01,630 I mean, we are late. 223 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:04,370 Well, so what are you saying? We should be more like Greg? 224 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:09,810 Well, I don't know, but think about it, Jimmy. I mean, Sam and Emily are like 225 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:13,290 these perfect little children that do whatever you tell them. And with our 226 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,470 everything's always a battle. 227 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,330 And half the time, we lose. 228 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:22,260 Oh, I just always thought that was kind of the way our kids worked. 229 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,280 Well, maybe that's just an excuse. 230 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,040 Maybe we've been fooling ourselves all along. What if we've been doing this 231 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,160 whole thing wrong all along? 232 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,300 Hey, match for a game! 233 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,180 Do you 234 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:45,260 guys like this song? 235 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,770 How about this? Do you like opera music? 236 00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,110 No. Good. 237 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:56,130 Bet you're not exposed to opera music in the guest house. 238 00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:57,650 It's refined. 239 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,250 It's Italian. 240 00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,030 You know what he's saying right here? 241 00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:05,510 Pick up the cheetos, pick the cheetos up. 242 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,150 Aren't you worried the battery's going to die again? 243 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:14,110 No, I am not, Dominic, because I have the engine motor. 244 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:18,050 And as long as I have the engine running, we can listen to opera until 245 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,050 come home. 246 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,430 Or, of course, until we run out of gas. 247 00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:32,290 Just so you know, you can't leave a car running all day without eventually 248 00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,290 running out of gas. 249 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,630 Do you really think you need to tell me that? 250 00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:36,070 You wouldn't think so. 251 00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:50,730 It's all part of the process. I'm just going to wait them out. You know, 252 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,130 everybody's got their breaking point. 253 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,710 You son of a bitch! 254 00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:58,350 I've told you three times that I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving, I'm not 255 00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,350 leaving, I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving. 256 00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:03,930 Just a matter of time. 257 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,850 But we want to go home. 258 00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:09,850 Kim, I'm not moving this car until they pick up the Cheetos. You guys can call a 259 00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:11,190 cab. Fine. 260 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,850 All right, good luck. Thank you. 261 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:19,729 You hear that, guys? 262 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,250 You could be going home, too, if you'd just pick up those Cheetos. 263 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:28,750 Fine, but if we went home, you could have dinner. 264 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:32,050 I mean, we've been out here for four hours. I know you guys must be hungry. 265 00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:34,350 I'm not hungry. Are you hungry? 266 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,570 Oh, no, me? 267 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:38,850 No, I'm not hungry. I'm in it for the long haul, boys. 268 00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:13,010 I know you're trying to teach the boys a lesson, but it's past midnight. 269 00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:17,010 Jimmy, I'm not backing down. I'm committed to this. 270 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,630 And I appreciate it, but it's late. 271 00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:20,930 You've got to bring the boys home. 272 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,430 Fine, we'll come home. 273 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:29,530 But first thing in the morning, we're coming right back here to this very same 274 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:33,050 parking space where we will not move until you guys clean up your mess. 275 00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:51,510 Just great. 276 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,230 You have got to be kidding me! 277 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:14,170 You two think this is funny, huh? 278 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:23,870 Oh, yeah? 279 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:27,330 Yeah? Well, I found my way out, so ha, ha, ha! 280 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:28,570 Who's laughing now? 281 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:46,570 So, did you not see the sign, or you just didn't believe it? 282 00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,830 Boys are really testing you, huh? What time are you going back tomorrow? 283 00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,550 We're not going back. I'm done. They're all yours. 284 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:07,590 But you're kidding. You're giving up after one day? 285 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:09,670 But you were going to fix them. 286 00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:15,070 You can't fix them. They're broken. 287 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,870 No one can fix those little monsters. 288 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:23,110 No one. You guys are right. You have to pick your battles with those two. I 289 00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:26,150 mean, if you're going to fight over every little spilled Cheeto, you will 290 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,150 your mind. 291 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,750 You will lose your mind. 292 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,410 You hear that, Christine? 293 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,210 He couldn't do it either. 294 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,550 We're not bad parents. We just got tough kids. 295 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:48,630 Yeah. You know, it's so amazing how four kids growing up in the same house would 296 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:49,589 be so different. 297 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:53,230 Yeah, I know. You tell Sam or Emily to do something once or twice, they do it. 298 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,590 Well, yeah, but if you really think about it, look where Sam and Emily came 299 00:19:56,590 --> 00:19:58,150 from. I mean, Kim and Greg... 300 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,920 We're always goody -goodies growing up. I mean, gotta be genetic. 301 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:05,180 Ah, so that explains Dominic and Logan. 302 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,280 My demon seed, your deviled eggs. 303 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,160 It's nothing but a recipe for hell, monkeys. Yeah, yeah. 304 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,740 I cleaned out the minivan, so we're okay now, right? 305 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,620 I mean, no harm done. I mean, the backseat's clean enough to eat off of. 306 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:38,440 You're just not going to let this go, are you? 307 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:46,120 I just... I just wanted one bite. I mean, how was I supposed to know it was 308 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,500 Logan's last put in pie?