1 00:00:01,290 --> 00:00:02,690 Mr. Savitsky, you called me? 2 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:03,970 Yeah, I want to. Come here. 3 00:00:04,790 --> 00:00:05,790 Scratch my back. 4 00:00:07,610 --> 00:00:09,570 Excuse me, sir? Scratch my back. 5 00:00:11,890 --> 00:00:12,890 Down, down. 6 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:13,930 To the left. 7 00:00:15,270 --> 00:00:17,930 Ah, you're chasing it all around. Never mind. 8 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:21,350 Stupid hairs are growing back in. 9 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:25,870 I had my back waxed when I got invited to a party at the Playboy Mansion. 10 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:30,550 Ah, hefty. frowns on body hair ever since Robin Williams went in the grotto 11 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:31,550 screwed up the filter. 12 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:35,150 Well, give me a buzz if you start itching again. 13 00:00:35,350 --> 00:00:38,630 I didn't call you in here for that. Listen, there's a charity dinner 14 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:41,330 night. I always get stuck buying a table at these things. 15 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:44,510 My wife and I were wondering if maybe you and Kim would want to go with us. 16 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:46,330 Really, Mr. Savinsky, we'd be honored. 17 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:49,330 Well, don't get too excited. It's an incredibly boring evening. 18 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:52,390 Well, we're honored that you'd ask us to go with you. Well, don't be too 19 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:53,329 honored, Warner. 20 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:54,370 Everybody else said no. 21 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:59,930 Well, we're honored that you'd rather sit next to us than two empty chairs. 22 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:03,750 Well, actually, the charity frowns on any empty... We're just honored. 23 00:01:04,510 --> 00:01:05,770 Fair enough, and thanks. 24 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,830 I just don't know how the hell I'm going to fill these four extra seats. 25 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:12,350 I can get four more people for you. Really? That's great. 26 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:15,470 Lisa is going to be so relieved because she thought we wouldn't be able to fill 27 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:16,149 the table. 28 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:17,310 I thought your wife's name was Judy. 29 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:20,710 Well, that was my last wife. We split up. Oh, I'm sorry. What happened? 30 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:23,690 I told you, I've been going to parties at the Playboy Mansion. 31 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:24,930 Pay attention, Warner. 32 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,020 Of course. I'm sorry, sir. 33 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,660 So, where did you and Lisa meet? 34 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:29,980 At the Playboy Mansion. 35 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,520 Good God, we're really in the same room here? 36 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,620 Hey, I brought you guys some groceries. 37 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,280 Wait a minute, you went to the grocery store again? 38 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,980 Well, let me guess, you still haven't built up the nerve to ask out that 39 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:50,980 cashier, have you? 40 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,720 It's hard. She's really beautiful. 41 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,260 Here, I'll show you a picture. 42 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:55,650 You took her picture? 43 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,150 Yeah, right off the wall. 44 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:01,090 I can't believe you stole that. 45 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:03,850 She wouldn't even have been employed a month if I hadn't filled out all those 46 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:04,850 customer cards. 47 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:07,210 I worked harder for this than she did. 48 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,050 Tim, don't make any plans for tomorrow night. You and I are going to help the 49 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:13,710 homeless. Oh, that's sweet. How about you take us out to dinner and a movie? 50 00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:16,890 I said the homeless, not the useless. 51 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:22,230 Mr. Savitsky invited us to a charity dinner. We're sitting at his table. 52 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,860 Oh, Greg, do we have to go? Those things are so boring. 53 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:27,840 Yes, we have to go. Don't you realize how important this is? 54 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,360 You're right. We have a responsibility to support the homeless. 55 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,220 Oh, this isn't about the homeless. 56 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:38,160 I mean, yes, it is. I mean, the money goes to clothe people, feed people, keep 57 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,460 kids out of gangs, whatever. 58 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:44,820 We're sitting at Savitsky's table, and he's got a brand -new wife, and this is 59 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,200 our chance to get in good with her, you know, to help my career. 60 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:49,580 But you were always so worried about your career. 61 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:51,140 It could always be better. 62 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:54,500 I'm not asking for much. Just spend a little time together. Make her feel 63 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,760 special. Show her a good time for a little while. 64 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,440 You know, I'm telling you, this could mean a lot of money for me. 65 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,580 What are you, her husband or her pimp? 66 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,200 I'll do it. 67 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,580 A marriage is a partnership. 68 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,260 That means I have to get out there and shake my moneymaker. That's the job. 69 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:13,478 Thank you. 70 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,860 You've always been my best starter. 71 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,660 Who else is going with us? 72 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:23,120 I don't know. I promised Avicii I could fill four more seats, but I can't really 73 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,640 find anyone who wants to go yet, and I'm running out of time. 74 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,360 Don't ask us, because I'm not going to one of those boring things. 75 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:38,800 Who said I was going to ask you? I mean, trust me, the last thing I was going to 76 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,340 do is ask you, get over yourself. 77 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,640 Please. 78 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,100 Hey, I'll go. 79 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:48,030 I could take that girl from the grocery store. 80 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:53,470 I'm sorry, Billy, but Jimmy was about as deep into the desperate well as I was 81 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:54,470 going to dip on this. 82 00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:58,510 Come on, I really like her. Besides, it's the perfect first date. 83 00:03:58,950 --> 00:03:59,950 Classy and cheap. 84 00:04:01,490 --> 00:04:04,410 It's either this or I've got to use my two -for -one coupon at the Outback 85 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,410 Steakhouse. 86 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,530 I was hoping to save that for myself. 87 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,770 I'll tell you what, Greg. You let Billy and his date go. Christine and I will 88 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:13,770 go, too. What do you think, Christine? 89 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,339 Sure, why not? It is for charity. 90 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:19,899 I mean, I was just going to give some old clothes to Goodwill, but if you guys 91 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:22,880 want me to get stinking drunk on apple martinis, I'll give till it hurts. 92 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,540 Hey, guys, check this out. We're doing it on the way over. 93 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,200 All right, Debbie, Kraft macaroni and cheese. 94 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:34,640 Eighty -nine cents a box. 95 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,600 Go ahead, Kim, give her a shot. 96 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,620 Um, six pack of Mott's apple juice boxes. 97 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,200 Do you have a clip card? Yeah, $2 .39. 98 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:50,630 Oh, hey, there's Mr. Stavitsky. That's his new wife? She's my age. Wow, she's 99 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:53,870 young. You're young. Talk about two people meant to be friends with each 100 00:04:54,070 --> 00:04:57,730 Yeah, you've got a lot in common. You're both 30, you both speak English, and 101 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,370 you're both married to men you wouldn't have looked twice at in high school. 102 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:03,390 Hey, everyone, sorry we're late. Hi, Mr. 103 00:05:03,610 --> 00:05:06,930 Stavitsky. I want you all to meet my lovely wife, Lisa. Hi, everybody. Hi, 104 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:10,110 This is Greg and Kim and Jimmy and his wife, Christine. 105 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:14,410 And I don't know your name, but you dropped the guard gate on my Jaguar last 106 00:05:14,410 --> 00:05:15,410 week. 107 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:19,610 Billy, sir, and this is my date, Debbie. And sorry about the gate. Your windows 108 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,810 were tinted, and I thought you were Clint Eastwood. And let's just say 109 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:23,810 some history there. 110 00:05:25,010 --> 00:05:27,950 Well, it's nice to meet you all. Excuse me, I'm going to go grab a white 111 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:30,450 Russian. Oh, my God, Cam, you love white Russians. 112 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:32,569 I do? 113 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:36,110 Yeah, of course you do. I've never heard you say nyet to a white Russian. 114 00:05:38,469 --> 00:05:39,910 Yeah, white Russians. 115 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:41,770 Drink them all day long. 116 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:45,370 My kind of girl. So go, go, get yourself some drinks. 117 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,590 Thanks for having us, Mr. Smith. 118 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:52,150 Oh, I figured you'd hate me for it. I can't stand these dinners. 119 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:55,830 I mean, I'm more than happy to support the homeless, but I'd rather just send 120 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:59,390 a check or slip a banana out the window of my Jag when I come off the freeway. 121 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:02,710 So, uh, is all this stuff at the silent auction? 122 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:06,330 Yeah, you know, a bunch of companies donated things for people to bid on. 123 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:11,760 You know, a spa donated some shiatsu massages. Some place donated a car wash. 124 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,800 I donated a day of tennis at my country club. That's very generous of you, sir. 125 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,100 Well, when you're a man in my position, Warner, it's very important to give the 126 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,480 impression that you give a rat's ass. 127 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:22,620 It's just good business. 128 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,620 I'll see you at the table. All right, Mr. Savitsky. Hey, Christine, do you 129 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:30,620 if I bid on that shiatsu massage? It sounds kind of good, huh? 130 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,280 Why would I mind if you bid on it? 131 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,260 Well, Christine, you know, it's... 132 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:42,130 Shiatsu. Yeah, Jimmy, I don't think that means what you think it means. 133 00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:45,010 Oh, man, but I want to bid on something. 134 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:50,570 Well, how about you give me the $40 and I'll give you what you thought shiatsu 135 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:51,570 was. 136 00:06:52,690 --> 00:06:54,470 Nah, just go bid on that car wash. 137 00:06:56,610 --> 00:07:00,370 Kim, you have two small kids. You have so much to do around the house. How do 138 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:01,630 you stay in such great shape? 139 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:04,310 Oh, well, you know, I don't have time to go to the gym anymore. 140 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:06,630 But, you know, you have to be creative. 141 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:10,490 Emily's about 12 pounds now, which is the same weight I use for curls. 142 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:11,910 Oh, my God! 143 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:15,930 I do the same thing when I work a double shift and I can't get to the gym. 144 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:20,530 I just jog over to aisle four, and I do squats with big bags of dog food. 145 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:23,010 Kim, what are you doing? 146 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:25,570 I'm talking to Debbie. I thought you were getting a drink with Lisa. 147 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:28,470 Oh, yeah, well, we were walking towards the bar to get a drink, and she saw 148 00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:32,070 someone she knew and sort of peeled off. It's okay. It's not okay. She peels, 149 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:34,170 you peel. I want you on her like quite on right. 150 00:07:35,929 --> 00:07:37,010 $1 .29 a box. 151 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,250 Special this week. 152 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:40,270 That's quite a talent, honey. 153 00:07:41,230 --> 00:07:43,290 Look at her, standing over there all by herself. 154 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:47,110 All right, all right. Excuse me, Debbie. Now, go on. Get over there. 155 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,310 Hi. 156 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,350 Hey. 157 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,910 Man, my white Russian is strong. How about you? 158 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:01,490 Yeah, my drink's strong, too. I'll tell you, a couple more of these, I'll be 159 00:08:01,490 --> 00:08:03,390 flat on my back with my dress hiked up over my head. 160 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:06,260 You want another one? 161 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,860 No, now I'm hoping to keep my dress on. 162 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:14,760 Suit yourself, but I didn't drop five grand on new jugs to keep them under 163 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,760 wraps. 164 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:19,980 Yeah, I'm like that with my fine china. 165 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:25,100 You know, we spent so much on it, it seems like a waste not to keep the good 166 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:29,240 dishes out sometimes. You know, you got a smoking little body. If I had a body 167 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,920 like that, I'd be wearing a pair of doomy pumps. 168 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:37,330 You know what I'm talking about. Black, six inches high. I love those shoes. 169 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,730 You wear them when you want to feel like a little whore. 170 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,150 Yeah, sure. 171 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:46,450 My closet's full of little whore shoes. 172 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:52,730 Look, great talking to you. I'll see you at the table. Okay, bye, Kim. I'll see 173 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:53,730 you in a bit. 174 00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:57,490 Oh, my God. 175 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,870 Well, what are you doing? Why aren't you talking to her? 176 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:03,550 Greg, I'm sorry. I tried, but all she wants to talk about is that. 177 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:08,440 Well, you've had sex. We had sex last night. Go on, tell her about it. 178 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:14,960 Greg, we have nothing in common. She's a foul -mouthed party girl with fake 179 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,660 boobs on a mission to get hammered. 180 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,280 Now, what kind of person could get along with someone like that? 181 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:23,980 Well, 182 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,340 it looks like Thelma just met Louise. 183 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:40,240 This is great. This is just great. Oh, so what? So, Christine's getting along 184 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,780 with Mrs. Savitsky. That's because they're both drunk. Now, chug this, 185 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:44,900 over there, and make me proud. 186 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:50,720 Greg, how is it going to help you if I become her friend anyway? 187 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,200 I don't know. A lot of ways. 188 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:55,420 I mean, say you guys start hanging out together, and she wants to go shopping 189 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,080 Rodeo Drive, but you can't go because I don't make enough money. 190 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:01,420 I mean, she complains to Savitsky, and the next thing you know, I'm getting a 191 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:02,420 raise. 192 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:05,140 Okay, fine. 193 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:09,800 You know what? It's too late now. Forget about it. 194 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:14,340 What? Well, it'll just seem like you're forcing your way in there. It needs to 195 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:15,340 look natural. 196 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,540 We're going to the tennis club. 197 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,480 What? I'm going to put a bid on the day of tennis at Mr. 198 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,260 Savitsky's club. That way we can spend the whole day with him, and it'll give 199 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,620 you another chance to become a friend. 200 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,320 It'll seem natural, and we won't seem so desperate. 201 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,460 Oh, dear God, I've got to get over there. 202 00:10:35,619 --> 00:10:39,500 Okay, say I want to put a bid on the day of tennis. What do I do? Oh, you just 203 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:42,100 write your name and your bid under the last name on the page, and when the 204 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,100 auction ends, the highest bid wins. 205 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,880 Okay, thank you. You're welcome. 206 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,520 I understand how it works. You don't have to show me. 207 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,460 Oh, I'm not. I'm outbidding you. 208 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,080 Oh, wow. 209 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,220 That's okay. I really didn't want it anyway. 210 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,840 Oh, we've got a long night ahead of us, don't we? 211 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:16,680 Truth is, I work for the charity. 212 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:20,460 Mr. Savitsky doesn't really want to play tennis with anyone, so he left explicit 213 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:23,760 instructions to just keep bidding whatever it takes and hold right of 214 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:25,760 Oh, okay. That is so funny. 215 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,500 That is so like George. 216 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:33,200 I work with him every day, and if he knew I was bidding, he'd be fine with 217 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,840 You think you understand now? Certainly. 218 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,100 I was hoping you would. 219 00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:44,630 Oh, you are cute. 220 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:45,930 Real cute. 221 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:57,090 Oh, hold up a minute. No, that pen's from another auction. That's a foul. 222 00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:58,090 is using a different pen. 223 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:02,710 You hid the other pen in your pocket. That, my friend, is an outrageous 224 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:03,710 allegation. 225 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:15,930 And that's the end of the silent auction. 226 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,790 Thank you, everyone, for your thoughtfulness and generosity. 227 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,010 You son of a bitch! 228 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:23,750 Hey, I did it. I won something. 229 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:26,670 I was the only guy bidding on it. What's a high colonic? 230 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:29,510 Hey, how's it going over here? 231 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:30,569 Okay, Mr. 232 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:33,670 Savitsky, once again, you won a day of tennis with yourself. 233 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:36,730 Thank God. What did it go for this year? $200, $300? 234 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:38,210 $4 ,000. 235 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,550 $4 ,000! 236 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:44,670 What kind of a jackass would pay $4 ,000 to play tennis? 237 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:48,810 Probably someone who genuinely cares about the homeless. I mean, at least now 238 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,070 you can get to play tennis with whomever you want. 239 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:57,270 Now, Christine, you and Jimmy ought to come down to the club and play with us 240 00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:58,189 sometime. 241 00:12:58,190 --> 00:13:02,070 Oh, I don't know. We don't really play tennis. Yeah, not everybody plays 242 00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:08,770 We can teach you. Come on, Jimmy. Our wives are really hitting it off. We 243 00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,750 hang out. Are you sure? Will that be great? Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like fun. 244 00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,830 Hey, Greg, check out those two. 245 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,750 Are they like sisters or what? 246 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:24,930 I got it. 247 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:26,530 Whoa! Whoops. 248 00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:28,330 Four! 249 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:35,450 Come on, Jimmy, that's like the tenth time today. 250 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:37,210 I can't help it. I can't find my touch. 251 00:13:37,979 --> 00:13:40,560 That's okay. Just make sure you keep it to the left. 252 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,260 That's the staff parking lot. 253 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:49,060 And these are our professional tennis courts. They're open all day long from 6 254 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:52,160 in the morning till 10 o 'clock at night. Wow, very nice. 255 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,940 Oh, my God, Kim, look who it is. 256 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,280 Wow, what a surprise. 257 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,340 Warner, what are you doing here? 258 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,820 Yeah, Warner, what are you doing here? 259 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,260 What a crazy coincidence. 260 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,240 Kim and I were taking a tour of the tennis club. Really? 261 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,370 Yeah. So these are the courts, huh? 262 00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:11,870 Nice courts, I guess. Tough to tell without actually playing on it. 263 00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:16,310 The tennis court, if you've played anywhere else, I'm sure it's the same. 264 00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:18,910 I can't really tell until I play on it. 265 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:21,050 Well, you can always play with us. 266 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:22,390 I don't know. 267 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:26,190 Sure, why not? I think we've seen enough. Why don't you send us a 268 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,519 Oh, great. 269 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,880 You guys play. Lisa and I will watch. No, I wouldn't hear of kicking you off 270 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,880 court. That would be rude. 271 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,800 Jimmy and Christine, why don't you guys sit down and Kim and I will play. 272 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,340 Lisa, you're going to love playing with Kim. She played in college. 273 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,400 Look, you guys are the guests. You play first. We'll play the winner. Yeah, I'm 274 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,400 going to sit down and have a drink. 275 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,000 Hey, Christine, I ordered us a pitcher of Long Island iced teas. Long Island 276 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,360 iced teas at 10 o 'clock in the morning? 277 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:49,880 Hey, it's 1 o 'clock in Long Island. 278 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:53,860 What are you doing? 279 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:56,710 I didn't come down here to play tennis with you. I didn't come down here to 280 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:59,230 tennis with you either. That's why in ten minutes you're going to be watching 281 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,790 play George and Lisa. Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. 282 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:03,190 Come on, Christine. 283 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,210 Hey, will you lose the drink? This is serious. 284 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,510 I'm good. 285 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:17,270 Volley for serve. 286 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:20,510 Yeah, honey. 287 00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:54,110 shot honey nice shot kim kim what are you doing you're better than this 288 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:58,130 what well savitsky said they're gonna play the winners i've seen you play 289 00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:02,270 you can kill the ball you're just lobbing it over come on jimmy and 290 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:05,370 they're not tennis players we're gonna win anyway yeah well i don't want to 291 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:07,790 it what are we gonna do slam it down their throats 292 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,800 I got this one. Yeah, baby. 293 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,800 Damn it! 294 00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:58,620 Nice match. Well played. Oh, yeah, that was a blast. 295 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,140 Next time we arm wrestle in front of Sammy, I'm not letting you win, muscles. 296 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,980 Nothing personal. I was just in the zone. 297 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:10,579 Wow, quite a show, Warner. Well, Kim and I love playing mixed doubles. It's just 298 00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:13,000 hard finding couples that we can be competitive with. 299 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,560 Well, you're a great player. Thanks. 300 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:18,060 I like to practice as much as I can, work out a little, and I'm very careful 301 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,200 about what I put in my body. 302 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:20,780 Iced tea? Oh, sure. Thanks. 303 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,160 Savitsky had a knee operation last year and can't move to his right. 304 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,380 FYI. 305 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,240 What are you doing? 306 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,340 Let's just have fun. 307 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:43,690 Fun? He doesn't care about fun. 308 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:47,230 Savitsky's the most competitive guy I know. If we give him a good game, we'll 309 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:48,250 playing with him every weekend. 310 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:52,710 Why do you get so crazy about this stuff? You are talented and smart. 311 00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:54,830 That is what's going to get you ahead at work? 312 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:55,929 Being Mr. 313 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:56,909 Savitsky's tenant? 314 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,649 You know what? 315 00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,750 Don't even bother being my partner. Let's just play. 316 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,610 I am your partner. 317 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:02,709 No, you're not. 318 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:06,290 You're the one always telling me I need to try harder, I need to socialize, and 319 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,530 the one time I need that from you, you can't even give me that. 320 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,890 So forget about it. Let's just play for fun. 321 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,770 I will always be your partner. 322 00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:23,310 If you want to beat Mr. and Mrs. Savitsky at tennis, let's beat them. 323 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:24,850 No lobbing? 324 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,250 I'll kill the ball. Thank you. 325 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:28,210 Let's do this! 326 00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,310 I felt bad about denting a few cars. 327 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,890 Nice going, Kim. I'll be lucky if I don't get fired. 328 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:17,130 Hey, me hitting her boob was bad, but you didn't help things by trying to pop 329 00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,130 back in place. 330 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,390 Oh, my God. Is she okay? 331 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,250 Better than okay. She's great. 332 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,470 The doctor said as long as he's going in there, she can go up a size. 333 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,390 And she said, how about two sizes? 334 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,920 And Hef told me she wasn't the marrying kind. 335 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,680 Well, congratulations, sir. I hope she recovers quickly and we can get back out 336 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,160 there on that court as soon as possible. 337 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:43,560 Listen, you know, I like you a lot, but Lisa's not too fond of your wife. You 338 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,499 know how that goes. 339 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,160 Yeah, yeah. I know how that goes. 340 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,500 Christine, Lisa wants to talk to you. I promised her a little shopping spree on 341 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,720 Rodeo Drive and she wants to know if you want to go with her. 342 00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:59,510 I'd love to, but, um, you know, we can't really afford anything on Rodero Drive 343 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:00,510 on Jimmy's salary. 344 00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,890 Well, I think I might be able to help you with that, Jimmy, huh? 345 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:06,530 I'll just get my vice president of business affairs to get you a raise. 346 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:09,830 You'll take care of that, Warner? 347 00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:11,050 Of course I will. 348 00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:16,930 Where's Mommy? 349 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:18,370 Who knows? 350 00:20:18,590 --> 00:20:19,590 Playing tennis. 351 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:20,670 At an auction. 352 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:23,670 They're always out living their lives as if we don't exist. 353 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,070 No, no, no. 354 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,110 The glass will be ready in an hour. 355 00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:30,110 Logan! 356 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,710 Did he change the baby? 357 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,270 Yep. 358 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:39,590 See him before the laundry? 359 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:40,930 Yep. Good. 360 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:42,230 Let's take a break. 361 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,930 At least when they're not here, we can do whatever we want. 362 00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:59,430 If they complain about the smell, blame it on Emily.