1 00:00:00,110 --> 00:00:01,730 Is that the scrapbook for Grandma's birthday? 2 00:00:01,990 --> 00:00:04,290 Yeah. Eighty years of memories here. 3 00:00:04,650 --> 00:00:06,590 She's not smiling in any of these. 4 00:00:06,870 --> 00:00:09,870 Why is it in all these old pictures that women always look so miserable? 5 00:00:10,150 --> 00:00:13,210 You would, too, if your feminine hygiene products were made out of burlap. 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:21,340 Big news, Sammy. Your daddy's so important to his studio that he may be 7 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:24,800 a VIP ticket to the NCAA Final Four in New Orleans. 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,900 Wow, March Madness. Cool. 9 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:28,560 That's really great, Greg. 10 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:31,020 Oh, man, you know, you execs get all the perks. 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,660 That's what sucks about being a security guard. There's so many people above 12 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,660 you. 13 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:41,820 Well, don't lose hope, Jimmy. I mean, a giant meteor could plummet from space, 14 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:43,940 hit the studio, and wipe out most of your co -workers. 15 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,040 Let's just hope it happens before March. 16 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,440 When is it? 17 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,840 April 5th through the 7th. 18 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:56,840 It's New Orleans, Muggy. I better bring hair gel. 19 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:01,320 Greg, April 7th is Grandma Nan's birthday. 20 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:02,359 It is? 21 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,580 Yeah. Her 80th. It's a big one. 22 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:05,880 Wow. 23 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,440 What are you, saying I should take her to the game? Because the super don't 24 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:12,440 a lot of stairs to come. 25 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:17,630 Greg, we're having a huge party here, remember? 26 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:20,610 My whole family's on a bus tour down the West Coast. 27 00:01:20,870 --> 00:01:24,390 My mom, Aunt Millie, Uncle Howard, Uncle Doug, I told you this months ago. 28 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:26,810 Looks like I have a decision to make. 29 00:01:27,590 --> 00:01:29,430 Yeah. Yeah, I guess you do. 30 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:34,330 Big game. 31 00:01:36,590 --> 00:01:37,590 Yeah. 32 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:39,610 Yeah. Big birthday. 33 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,860 Might be the last chance I ever get to go to the Final Four, though. 34 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,880 Might be the last chance we ever get to see my grandma. 35 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:52,640 Yep. A lot of food for thought. 36 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,680 Look, Craig, let's not play games here. 37 00:01:56,940 --> 00:02:01,000 You know I would like you to be at the party, but I want you to do what you 38 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 think you should do. 39 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,700 I'm not going to tell you what to do. 40 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:05,420 Okay, great. Thank you. 41 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,640 I'll think about it. 42 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,860 Hey, guys, check it out. 43 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,320 Meteor showers all week. 44 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,900 I'll be on the short list by Thursday. 45 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,059 Hi, honey. 46 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,060 Hey. 47 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:30,620 You're in a faith band? 48 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:34,180 Yeah. Don't act so surprised. I like to keep up on politics. 49 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,680 Uh -huh. 50 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:41,000 Sarah, anything you want to tell me before I hit the last channel button on 51 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 remote? 52 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,950 I think Kim's been watching scrambled porn. Oh. 53 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:55,630 Hey, what's up? Did you get the ticket? Not the ticket. 54 00:02:56,530 --> 00:02:57,530 Two tickets. 55 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:02,070 Oh, well, you know, I've been watching the Final Four on TV ever since I was a 56 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:07,810 kid, so, um, you think about who you might want to take to the game with you? 57 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:11,750 Don't worry, Jimmy, I'm taking you. That way I won't be the only one missing 58 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,970 Grandma Nan's birthday party. Oh, man, thank you, dude. 59 00:03:14,430 --> 00:03:16,090 Whoa, wait a minute. That's when this is? 60 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,560 During Grandma's party? 61 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,540 Yeah. Jimmy, you can't miss that. 62 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:20,399 Why not? 63 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,800 Because, Jimmy, this is my family. I mean, is the final four more important 64 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,800 our relationship? 65 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,920 Is it more important than my emotional needs? Is it more important than I am? 66 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:36,080 If it wasn't in New Orleans... You know what? Just go, you selfish jerk. 67 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:38,540 Hey, come on. I'll bring you back a T -shirt. 68 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:42,780 That wasn't that bad. 69 00:03:46,030 --> 00:03:49,890 Oh, um, by the way, Jimmy, you think March is mad? Wait till you haven't had 70 00:03:49,890 --> 00:03:50,890 till September. 71 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,270 She'll never make it. 72 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:58,970 Listen, I hope you have better luck with Kim. 73 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:01,950 It shouldn't be that bad. We've already talked about it. Talked about what? 74 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:07,910 Well, Kim, I've given this a lot of thought, and I've weighed everything 75 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:11,170 talked about, and I've decided that I'm going to go to the game. 76 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:14,390 Why don't you think about it some more? 77 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:20,380 I don't have to think about it some more. I got the two tickets from 78 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:21,660 and I've decided that I'm taking Jimmy. 79 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,180 I can't believe you're going. 80 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:27,360 I can't believe you don't think it's important to be here for the party, to 81 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,420 Nan open her gifts. 82 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:32,140 We're going to take a big family picture. It's going to be on the last 83 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:34,480 the scrapbook. Everyone's going to be in it, including you. 84 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,960 You said this was my decision. 85 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,700 Yeah, I said that because I didn't want to be a bossy wife. 86 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:41,280 Well, I'm sorry. It's too late. I've got the tickets, and I'm going. 87 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,280 Fine. 88 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:48,010 Way to stand up to it, Greg. 89 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:50,190 I know. It feels great. 90 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,950 I haven't done that in a long time. 91 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:57,970 It's almost like I can feel the testosterone rushing through my veins. 92 00:04:58,610 --> 00:05:00,210 I'm going to need to burn some of this off. 93 00:05:00,870 --> 00:05:02,090 Have you seen my roller skates? 94 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:10,290 Morning. 95 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,580 Listen, would you mind signing my grandmother's birthday card? 96 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,800 No problem. 97 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,380 You know, could you write a little note? You know, happy birthday. 98 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:25,680 Maybe explain why you're not going to be at the party because it's some big 99 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:26,680 basketball game. 100 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,120 So this is it, huh? 101 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,180 From now on to the game, you're just going to keep pecking away with your 102 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,360 passive -aggressive comments. 103 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:40,720 Rick, I'm just saying, the woman is 80 years old. She doesn't know a lot about 104 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:41,720 sports. 105 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,220 Someone needs to explain to her why you feel a basketball game is more important 106 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,220 than your family. 107 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,240 Peck. 108 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,600 Fine, I'll do it. I'll write something. 109 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,540 Not like you're going to be here to see what effect it has on her anyway. 110 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:56,980 Peck. 111 00:05:58,420 --> 00:06:01,260 Greg, I'm just trying to get ready for the party. There's a lot to do, 112 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:03,120 especially since I won't have your help. 113 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,240 You know what? 114 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,180 I'm going to build a little perch right here. 115 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:11,400 Yeah. Right there. That way you can dig in your little bird feet and get a 116 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,080 little leverage when you pat, pat, pat, pat. 117 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,820 Fine. I won't say anything. 118 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:22,100 Well, good, because it's not going to work, okay? You tried your little 119 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,980 -aggressive game and you lost. I'm going to New Orleans and I'm not going to 120 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:25,980 feel guilty. 121 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,080 All right, I'm staying. 122 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:48,160 Bravo, bravo, you did it. 123 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,240 Did what? 124 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:55,640 You did it. You've ruined it for me. You've managed to make me feel guilty 125 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,180 suck every bit of joy I would have gotten out of going to the game. Now, 126 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:01,980 I go, all I'm going to be thinking about is that you're mad. It's not worth it, 127 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,040 Kim. Congratulations. 128 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:05,640 But you don't have to say it like that. 129 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:08,060 How would you like me to say it? 130 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:10,300 You could just say thank you. 131 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 What? 132 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:21,780 You could thank me for helping you to understand that family is more important 133 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,300 than some basketball game. 134 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,060 Even if it is the Fantastic Four. 135 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:30,980 Final Four, Kim. It's the Final Four. It's not the Human Torch versus 136 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:31,980 Girl. 137 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,259 What's that? 138 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:36,260 No, Jimmy. 139 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,640 I'm not going to the Final Four. You can have my ticket. Take Billy or 140 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,260 something. Oh, Greg, I'm sorry to hear that, ma 'am. 141 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:49,870 Greg, this is kind of awkward, but the hotel is on your credit card. 142 00:07:51,490 --> 00:07:54,830 It's fine, Jimmy. Don't worry about it. Thanks, man. That's really nice of you. 143 00:07:58,510 --> 00:08:01,930 Now, would that help yourself to the minibar to worry about it? Get out! 144 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:08,470 Hey. Hey. 145 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:11,109 What's that? 146 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:12,110 That's Grandma's gift. 147 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:13,570 It's got our watch. 148 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,340 Wow, that's really nice. 149 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,520 Isn't that the one you wanted from the Sundance catalog? 150 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,000 Yeah, but I'll get it back from her eventually. 151 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,060 Let's face it, this thing will be ticking a lot longer than she will. 152 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:34,919 Hello? 153 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,340 loved you girls more. 154 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:45,920 Ow, Tom, easy. 155 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,780 Sorry, but you're the first people under 70 I've seen in a week. 156 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,240 Tour of the continent? More like tour of the incontinent. 157 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:59,360 Grandma Nan, it is so good to see you. 158 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,800 It's my birthday. 159 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:03,199 I know. 160 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,500 Happy birthday. 161 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,300 Do you have wine? 162 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:10,240 I'm already on it, Nan. 163 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:16,040 Oh, it's so great to have everyone here on Millie. Good to see you. 164 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,160 Oh, have you lost weight? 165 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,620 A couple of pounds. 166 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,160 They took out my golf ladder. 167 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:25,840 Good for you. 168 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:28,020 You look well. 169 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:32,220 Thank you. But you just look beautiful. 170 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:36,920 And you know, when I was your age, I looked just like you. 171 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,860 Well, there's a little peek into my future. 172 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,400 And who's this? 173 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:49,940 Oh, uh, this is Gert. We don't know her last name. We met around the bus and 174 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:51,760 felt sorry for her because she doesn't have any friends. 175 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,620 We felt sorry for you, didn't we, Gert? 176 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,760 You think she's half -dead, but at lunch she ate a whole chicken. 177 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,380 Ginny, I thought your uncles were coming over today. 178 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:08,820 Oh, no, no. They're back at the Ramada. There's some big basketball game on, and 179 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:09,860 they didn't want any distractions. 180 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,180 Really? Interesting. 181 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,440 Kim, hear that? 182 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:17,920 Well, my husband wanted to watch the basketball game, too. He loves 183 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,940 But, hey, he loves his family even more. 184 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,280 Oh. 185 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,520 You know, I've always said that you're special. 186 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,660 It means a lot to me that you're here. 187 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,560 Well, I'm awfully glad to be here. 188 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,000 I always loved you best, Jimmy. 189 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,530 Um, Grandma, that's... Greg. 190 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:41,950 Greg who? 191 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:50,870 I can't believe we're going to see the Final Four in person. 192 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:54,650 Yeah. You know, I could have played college basketball myself if I just had 193 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:56,550 little more longitude and a little less latitude. 194 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,390 Hey, check it out. Jim Nance. 195 00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,250 Well, I must be here doing the Final Four. 196 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:05,750 Hey, hey, Jim Nance. 197 00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:09,210 What's up, boys? What's up, man? How are you? All right, we're at the big dance 198 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,270 with Jim Nance. 199 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:11,870 Hey, man, can we buy you a beer? 200 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,550 Thanks. I got to call the game tonight. Are you guys going? 201 00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:16,030 Oh, yeah, we're pumped. 202 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:19,850 Yeah, man, two best teams in college hoops. They're going to be brawling and 203 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:20,850 gnawing. 204 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,490 Brawling and gnawing. 205 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:24,890 Yeah. I like that. Oh, thanks. Good stuff. 206 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,330 Think the game's going to be a good one? 207 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:30,290 It should be. The way both these two teams rebound, Jim, I'm telling you, 208 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,430 hit the boards harder than Greg Louganis' head. 209 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,100 You know what the harder part is, though, is that they get a whole day off 210 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,920 in New Orleans. I mean, there's going to be a ton of distractions, and I just 211 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,900 hope these kids know that they're not playing for beads on Bourbon Street. 212 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,060 They're playing for all the marbles. You're an idiot. 213 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,540 Distractions are good. These kids need that wine. 214 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:52,340 Once that tournament starts, they're under more pressure than Rick Majerus' 215 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,520 belt. 216 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:57,960 Nice. I like that. Low percenter, but I think the true fans will get that one. 217 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:02,780 Hey, hey, what you writing down over there? Just working on some pregame 218 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,140 Greg Louganis' head. I said that. 219 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,820 Hey, what are you, copying us? 220 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:13,240 Maybe just a little bit. You know, sportscasters today, they think they're 221 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,660 -up comics, you know. Everybody's got to employ a little humor in their 222 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:20,460 broadcast. It used to be enough just to try to call the game, but with the short 223 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:23,260 attention spans and all... You know what I mean. 224 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:24,860 I'm sorry, did you say something? 225 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,700 Hey, listen, you guys are funny, and I like what you just said. Do you mind if 226 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,900 maybe stole that and use that on the broadcast tonight? 227 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:35,600 Are you kidding? On the air? Yes. Oh, we'd be honored. Yeah, man, it's just 228 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,120 bad we're not going to be able to watch the game on TV. 229 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,640 How about you come to the game with me? You sit on the CBS set in the Superdome. 230 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,580 I'll take good care of you. Best seats in the house. 231 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,380 Do I have time to finish my gumbo? Don't worry about the gumbo. We've got the 232 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,560 buffet of all buffets. 233 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:54,580 As you might say, we have more shrimps than a team full of short guys. 234 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,820 Don't worry, we're going to get you through this. 235 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,920 So, both of you really used to be my height, huh? 236 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,360 I think I was a little taller. 237 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:17,220 All right, ladies, a bag of ice and a pack of cigarettes for Gert. 238 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,220 I would caution you on the health risk, but I think the cows left the barn on 239 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,220 that one. 240 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:27,030 Thanks for going to the store, Greg. You're welcome. You missed the picture. 241 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:31,190 What? I thought you said it was so important for me to be here for the 242 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,610 I'm sorry. I tried. 243 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:36,430 But it's like dealing with infants. You have a very short window of opportunity 244 00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:37,970 where everyone is awake and dry. 245 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:41,650 Don't worry. 246 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,410 There's enough pictures of you in the scrapbook. 247 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:47,450 You opened the scrapbook? We opened all the presents. 248 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,730 Now, who wants seconds on cake? 249 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:51,070 I do. 250 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,010 Come on. Come on. 251 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:01,170 I can't believe you took the picture without me. I'm sorry. 252 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,750 This is just great. 253 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:06,410 I mean, you took the picture, you opened the gifts, you had cake without me. 254 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,730 Pretty much everything that I stayed home to see, you did without me. I'm 255 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:11,470 I didn't know it was going to work out this way. 256 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:14,610 Well, it's a good thing that I didn't go to New Orleans. A championship 257 00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:18,310 basketball game can only last for a few hours, but the memory of going out and 258 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:19,810 buying ice, that'll last a lifetime. 259 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,060 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 260 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:31,720 I can't believe this. I just can't believe this. If she thinks she can just 261 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,980 she's sorry and walk out of here... Hey, hey, hey. Why don't you just sit back, 262 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:38,780 relax, and enjoy the situation you're in? Oh, yeah, this is a great situation. 263 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,500 If I'm lucky, maybe later Gert will give me a table dance. 264 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,800 Greg, you're fighting a battle you've already won. 265 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,480 Look, I didn't really care if Jimmy went to the basketball game, but I acted mad 266 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,120 so he would feel guilty and then I could hold it over his head for a while. 267 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,840 Really? Yeah. 268 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,740 Just like Kim used guilt to make you stay here. But see, now that she 269 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:05,820 she made you miss the greatest weekend of your life for nothing... The guilt is 270 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,100 on the other foot. Exactly. 271 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,660 If I were you, I'd milk this for all it's worth. 272 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,180 Here, Craig, I got you a piece of cake. 273 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,540 It's a corner piece like you like. Oh, thanks. 274 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,540 Weren't there any more pieces with the little flowers on them? 275 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,560 Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. We ate them all. Hey, you want me to make you brownies? 276 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,560 like brownies? 277 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,090 I guess. 278 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:30,370 Oh, hey, what are you doing? Turn on the game. 279 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:34,670 Isn't there like an hour and a half of pregame stuff? You don't want to miss 280 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:35,670 that. 281 00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:41,210 How far do you think I can take this? Who knows? 282 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:43,270 Kim? 283 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:48,230 Honey, the remote. You left it on the table. 284 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:49,970 Sorry. 285 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:52,950 Enjoy. 286 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:55,810 You're a genius. 287 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,450 Do you like ice cream on your brownies? Sure. 288 00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:02,130 Yeah. 289 00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:08,370 This is Jim Nance at the Big Dance, where in just a moment, the top two 290 00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:10,330 will be brawling in New Orleans. 291 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,109 Ha -ha! 292 00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:12,150 Brawling in New Orleans. 293 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:17,430 We'll be back with a detailed look at tonight's starting lineups on CBS in 294 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:17,949 a moment. 295 00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:18,950 And we're clear. 296 00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:22,190 Trying to make you proud, guys. Was that okay? 297 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:23,129 Oh, yeah. 298 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,810 Our stuff sounds a lot better coming out of your mouth. Yeah, when it comes out 299 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:29,030 of Billy's mouth, it's usually accompanied by bits of hot dog. Oh, I 300 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:29,549 not kidding. 301 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,270 I hope you're enjoying yourself. 302 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,030 Oh, man, are you kidding me? These VIP passes are great. It's like nobody 303 00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:37,130 charges us for anything. They're like a golden ticket. We're like that kid in 304 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,670 Willy Wonka. Yeah, but instead of learning solemn lessons on restraint and 305 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,650 accountability, we're just getting hammered. 306 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:48,170 Hey, I'm going back on here in about a minute. Is there anything else maybe you 307 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,290 have? Yeah, we wrote a bunch of them down. 308 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:51,910 You guys have been unbelievable. 309 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,450 I mean, you've made my night here. 310 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:56,390 Thank you. How about after we get finished with the broadcast, you come 311 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,329 to the CBS party? 312 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,330 It's the least I can do. 313 00:16:58,550 --> 00:16:59,670 Oh, man. 314 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:03,530 We'd love to, but we can't. We've got to catch a flight back to L .A. Don't 315 00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:05,910 worry about a flight to L .A. You go with me. I've got a plane. You go with 316 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:06,729 to L .A. tomorrow. 317 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:08,690 I insist. It's the least I can do. Seriously? 318 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,410 Absolutely. It's done. Yes! It's done. Cheers! 319 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:15,030 How great is this? 320 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,250 Isn't this incredible? 321 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:21,710 Yeah, well, not really. I always thought I had a shot at being a sports 322 00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:22,710 announcer. 323 00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:24,569 You're kidding, right? 324 00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:27,650 What? Why couldn't I be on TV? 325 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:31,910 Well, Billy, I mean, you do know a lot about sports, but, you know, you always 326 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:33,290 kind of had a problem with the letter S. 327 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,370 Letter S? That's stupid. 328 00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:37,130 How could you say something so silly? 329 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,470 Silly. 330 00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:40,770 Silly. 331 00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:42,670 Oh, geez, this sucks. 332 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,050 And in three, two... 333 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:49,860 And welcome back to the National Championship game. We've got a good one 334 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,640 up from the Mardi Gras City where they're playing for all the marbles, not 335 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,840 beads, on Bourbon Street. 336 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:59,260 That's right. This game is going to be hotter than Charles Barkley's thighs 337 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,620 after 30 minutes on the treadmill. 338 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:07,020 Ah, Jim Nance is on fire today, huh? 339 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,320 Man, what a great trip. 340 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,800 Listen, when we get home, let's just not talk about how great it was. Why? 341 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,840 Because Christine's going to hold this over my head as it is. The better time 342 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:28,420 she thinks I had, the more she's going to think I owe her. Okay, well, we 343 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:32,800 hide our VIP passes and that glass we got at the CBS party. Oh, and I got some 344 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,800 leftover shrimps. 345 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,620 Some what? 346 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:36,900 Some shrimps. 347 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,259 Some what? 348 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,460 Shrimps, shrimps, shrimps. 349 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,620 Did Jimmy get in last night? 350 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,040 He called to say that he was taking a later flight this morning. Really? 351 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:55,520 Well, I guess when you're in a fantastic city like New Orleans, you want to stay 352 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,520 as long as possible. 353 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,160 But of course, I'm just guessing. 354 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,900 I can't, Greg. I'm so sorry. 355 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:07,040 It's all right, Kim. I mean, yes, I did miss the greatest weekend of my life for 356 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,680 nothing, but let's not dwell on it. 357 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,360 Let's call it a day. 358 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:13,380 Hey, 359 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,280 guys. Hey! 360 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,820 Let's hear it. Tell us about your great trip. We want to hear it all. Don't 361 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,040 leave out one fantastic detail. 362 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,220 Yeah, Jimmy. Tell me what a good time you had. 363 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,720 Actually, it was horrible. 364 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,980 Horrible? The worst. 365 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,460 Really? 366 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,100 But your hotel was on Bourbon Street. That must have been amazing. No, it was 367 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,740 zoo. Okay, when we got there, our rooms weren't ready. 368 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:42,280 Okay, they lost our luggage. Everything that could have gone wrong went wrong. 369 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,520 It was so crowded, you couldn't move. 370 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:49,400 Interesting. But the game, the game, hey, hey, the game, that must have been 371 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,940 exciting probably once in a lifetime. 372 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,280 Never saw it. 373 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,220 We took a cab to the game and it broke down on the highway. 374 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,720 Nobody would stop for us. 375 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,840 We ended up having to walk to the Superdome. 376 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,060 And by the time we got there, the game was over. 377 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:07,060 You never even saw the game? No, man. Greg, you were so lucky you got to stay 378 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,300 home. If you had been with us, you would have been miserable. 379 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640 You're welcome. 380 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,350 Where's Greg? 381 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:22,370 Oh, we had a big fight about something. Said he had to get out of here to blow 382 00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:23,370 off some steam. 383 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:27,970 I rode my bicycle past your window last night. 384 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:33,130 I rolled straight into your door at daylight. 385 00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,810 You got a brand new key. 386 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:56,390 I think that we should get together and try to not miss you. 387 00:20:57,450 --> 00:21:00,050 I've been looking around the world. 388 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:02,310 You got something for me. 389 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:07,810 Oh, I got a brand new pillowcase. You got a brand new key.