1 00:00:00,749 --> 00:00:04,350 Hey, you guys are up early. What, did Domino's introduce a new breakfast 2 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:05,870 No, 3 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:09,450 we're actually going over to Dominic's school. They got the Olympics the next 4 00:00:09,450 --> 00:00:12,990 two Saturdays. Really? What, does it take two Saturdays for an elementary 5 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:17,010 Olympics? Yeah, I get to be in the events this year. There's gymnastics, 6 00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:20,750 hurdles. Yeah, and the event I've been training for all year, the bake sale. 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,960 Didn't you get sick at that thing last year? Hey, when it comes to competition, 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,120 I leave it all on the field. 9 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:31,620 Yeah, as I remember, the janitor had to cover it up with a bucket of sand. 10 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,340 All right, do we have everything? 11 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:38,240 I have my running shoes and my water bottle. I have my big jar of change and 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:39,240 loose eating pants. 13 00:00:41,220 --> 00:00:43,080 What do you got there? Something for the bake sale? 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,560 Yeah, shortbread cookies with fudge stripes on them. Wow, that sounds 15 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,000 complicated. Would you have a recipe? 16 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,300 No, coupon. 17 00:01:15,169 --> 00:01:16,790 Well, Emily's finally down. 18 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:20,070 I can't believe how much she's nursing these days. I'm exhausted. 19 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:24,150 I wish I could just leave my breasts with her so she could take care of 20 00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:30,130 Yeah, I felt the same way when you went to your parents for a week. 21 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:35,350 Where's Jimmy and Christine? 22 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:39,130 Oh, you're not going to believe this. Their entire family is out of the house. 23 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:41,810 Not just one, but two Saturdays in a row. 24 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,370 So what do you say? 25 00:01:43,949 --> 00:01:44,990 You want to have some sex? 26 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,290 Greg, I just gave birth three weeks ago. 27 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:50,630 Oh. 28 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:53,130 Next weekend, then? 29 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:58,030 Hey, I thought that when Emily wakes up, we'd go look at couches. 30 00:01:58,770 --> 00:01:59,810 Well, have a good time. 31 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:04,870 I need you to help me pick one out. If by help you mean me saying, honey, nice 32 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:07,110 choice, I love it, can't I just do that when you bring it home? 33 00:02:08,410 --> 00:02:09,410 What are you saying? 34 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:12,030 Well, I'm just saying, it's not like my opinion really matters. 35 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,330 What? 36 00:02:13,429 --> 00:02:17,390 Well, show me one thing in this living room that wasn't completely your idea. 37 00:02:18,110 --> 00:02:24,510 Well, there's... that... those... shoes. 38 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:25,970 Uh -huh. 39 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,990 Well, it's not my fault you don't care enough to have an opinion. 40 00:02:29,270 --> 00:02:31,810 Kim, I had opinions, and then you know what happened? I got married. 41 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:37,310 I remember registering for our wedding gifts. I walked up and down every aisle 42 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:40,670 at crate and barrel. And everything I suggested, you shot down. Every crate, 43 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:41,830 every barrel. 44 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,360 And that, Kim, is the day the caring died. 45 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,660 My God, you're right. 46 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,800 It doesn't matter. Yes, it does. 47 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:54,020 I'm overbearing. 48 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,239 No, you're not. 49 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,260 Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Maybe a little. 50 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:03,800 I feel terrible. This is our house. It should reflect both our tastes. 51 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,340 I want you to go pick out a couch that you love all by yourself. 52 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:11,100 You're really not going to come with me? No. I want things to change, starting 53 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,100 now. 54 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:15,430 I want you to have things that you like. You spend a lot of time on that couch. 55 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:16,690 Make the decision on your own. 56 00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:20,070 Can I wait till after the game? 57 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,350 Go whenever you like. 58 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:29,950 Okay, 59 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:36,630 okay, I'm going. 60 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:40,610 Okay, buddy, now listen. 61 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:45,950 You are going to carry on a proud shoes athletic tradition, sir. You remember 62 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:46,950 the advice I gave you? 63 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:48,210 Yeah, I already peed. 64 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:54,550 Yeah, the other thing, you know, pump your arms, keep your knees high. All 65 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:57,410 right? I outran a lot of guys in high school that way. 66 00:03:57,710 --> 00:03:59,350 Yeah, most of them were overweight cops. 67 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:01,030 Come on, honey. 68 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,130 Runners ready? 69 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:05,170 On your marks. 70 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:07,950 Nikki, tuck your necklace in your shirt. 71 00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:10,410 Get set. 72 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:13,590 No, tuck it in all the way. The cross is going to hit you in the eye. 73 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:19,390 Go, Dominic! 74 00:04:20,870 --> 00:04:21,870 Up your arm! 75 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:24,030 Run, Dominic! 76 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:26,230 Finish! 77 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:27,990 He knows it's a race, right? 78 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:34,270 Nice going, sweetie. 79 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:36,770 Let's get to a fast. 80 00:04:37,330 --> 00:04:39,450 Hey, don't worry. Hughes men are distance men. 81 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:41,770 Okay, we may not be quick, but we got great stamina. 82 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:44,470 Yeah, until they get married, then it's the other way around. 83 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:52,310 I told you he was a distance fan. Look at that. He's winning. 84 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:55,150 Actually, those other kids are about to lap him. 85 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:00,770 Don't worry, Dominic. You men aren't runners. We always did much better at 86 00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:01,770 field events. 87 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:48,630 Hey, thanks, guys. 88 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:52,250 Listen, this is a little embarrassing, but I never know whether to tip in these 89 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:56,110 situations. Well, actually, company policy is that we don't accept 90 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,350 Okay, great. 91 00:05:57,410 --> 00:05:59,890 But not everyone follows company policy. 92 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:01,710 Oh, okay. 93 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:04,930 I got you. So, how much is normal here? 94 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:08,730 Oh, it's entirely up to you, sir. Oh, I know, but what's considered fair? 95 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:10,730 I can't tell you what to give us. 96 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:12,170 Okay. 97 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:13,830 Let's see. Ten. 98 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:15,050 How's ten sound? 99 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:21,450 20. 20's okay? 100 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:23,530 30. 101 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:25,610 30, team spare. 102 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,830 40. You're very kind. 103 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:34,270 But again, it's completely unnecessary. 104 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:37,990 Enjoy the new couch. Okay, thanks. Have a nice day. 105 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:45,650 Yeah, you know, I work pretty hard, too. 106 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:55,710 You know, I was the one walking backwards. 107 00:06:57,330 --> 00:07:00,170 Oh, you mean because he was like, yeah, and I was like, oh, yeah. 108 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,070 You got it already? 109 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,970 Yeah. Do you like it? 110 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:09,630 You know what? 111 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:10,629 I do. 112 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,310 Really? Yeah, it's a great couch. 113 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:13,710 Looks terrific. 114 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:17,610 Best of all, it's got stain master, which is good because in our guest house 115 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:19,070 lives the master of stain. 116 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:23,150 Hey, wow. 117 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:26,350 Look at all those trophies. You must have won every event. 118 00:07:26,830 --> 00:07:28,070 No, I didn't win. 119 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:31,830 But everybody gets trophies. I'm going to put them up in my room. 120 00:07:34,770 --> 00:07:35,770 Another trophy? 121 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:41,230 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he got this one for the 40 -yard leisurely jog. 122 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:47,130 What's that supposed to mean? Come on, don't you think these things are kind of 123 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:48,850 stupid? It's like outstanding. 124 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,350 You know, was Dominic really outstanding? 125 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:55,150 Except for the fact that he was outstanding by the track when the fast 126 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,150 by. 127 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:02,210 Are you upset that he didn't win? Yeah, Jimmy, that's terrible. You know some 128 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:03,410 kids just aren't athletic. 129 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:08,090 You know, lean kids, kids who bruise easily, kids who get hit first and dodge 130 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:09,970 ball because everyone's gunning for them. 131 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,150 Even their own team. 132 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:16,070 Even when they're out. 133 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,130 Even on the bus ride home. 134 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,670 Guys, I don't care that Dominic lost. 135 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:27,330 I just don't think he should be rewarded for it. How will he ever get better? 136 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,610 I think it's great that they all get trophies. I wish they would have done 137 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:31,610 when we were kids. 138 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:35,510 Every time we went to tenant camp and you'd come home with all those trophies, 139 00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:37,370 just wanted to break their little heads off. 140 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:39,770 But I bet the next year you tried harder. 141 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:41,990 No, she broke their little heads off. 142 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:47,050 You know what? I think I'm going to complain to the school. 143 00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:48,350 No, Jimmy, you're not. 144 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:52,150 I am glad that he got all those trophies. Christine, it teaches the 145 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:55,030 message, okay? Life doesn't work this way. There's winners and losers. 146 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:58,710 You know, you don't get equal rewards for unequal accomplishments. 147 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:01,250 Oh, yeah? Then explain why we live in the same house. 148 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,710 That's stupid. 149 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:08,830 I mean, what are trophies anyway? They're just like letterman jackets, so 150 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:10,350 can walk around feeling superior. 151 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:14,190 Okay, yeah, well, what are grades for it? Smart kids can feel superior. 152 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:18,330 Smart kids are superior. We learn more. We get ahead. We have better lives. 153 00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:20,910 Oh, really? Then explain to me why we live in the same house. 154 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,910 What are you saying to me? You want Dominic to feel bad about himself? 155 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:31,030 Well, without the pain of losing, how will he ever know the joy of winning? 156 00:09:31,410 --> 00:09:33,810 That's motivation to improve, to run faster. 157 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:35,930 Oh, but think about when you were a kid. 158 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:39,030 Now, what if you were bad at sports and always came home with nothing? 159 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:42,310 Well, how would you feel if every kid you beat at tennis camp got a trophy 160 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:42,969 like you? 161 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:44,870 That's fine, as long as mine was bigger. 162 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:49,470 Which they were until somebody lopped their little heads off. 163 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:55,650 Look, Jimmy, this is how they do things nowadays, and I'm sorry you don't like 164 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:56,449 it, but I do. 165 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:59,810 I mean, I'd rather have my kid in there feeling great about himself than feel 166 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:01,850 like a loser because he didn't win some stupid race. 167 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:05,790 Look, I don't want him to feel like a loser either, but, you know, do we 168 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:06,830 want him to feel like a winner? 169 00:10:07,370 --> 00:10:10,310 No, shouldn't we save that for when he actually wins at something? 170 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:12,070 Which may never happen. 171 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:16,080 He's never going to run any faster because he's perfectly content to sit in 172 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,600 there and stare at a bunch of trophies he doesn't even deserve. Let's face it. 173 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,160 Those trophies are garbage. 174 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,400 Way to motivate him. He hasn't run that fast all day. 175 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,500 Jimmy, you have to go talk to him. Oh, my God. How much did he hear? 176 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,460 I hope he doesn't think I was trying to insult him. I was just talking about 177 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,460 trophies in general. 178 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:44,680 Jimmy, he's seven. He doesn't understand the subtle difference between insulting 179 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:48,160 him for getting trophies versus your disdain for the practice of giving out 180 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,800 trophies with no regard to merit. 181 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,240 I can't even understand that. 182 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,320 Hey, buddy. 183 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:12,600 Look, I don't... know how much you heard out there, but I was just trying to 184 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,600 make a point to your mother. 185 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,340 I'm really proud of you for getting out there and trying today. 186 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:21,320 I really didn't mean it when I was saying your trophies are garbage, you 187 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:25,340 In fact, hey, look. Hey, you left one of them in the car. I'll just put them up 188 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:26,340 here with your other trophy. 189 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:32,440 That was an accident, okay? That was an unfortunate accident. 190 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:34,780 Can I go play? 191 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:39,340 Uh, yeah, sure. You can go play. I just, uh... 192 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,460 I just want to make sure you're okay. 193 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,720 I'm okay. 194 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:52,760 Dominic, where are you going? 195 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:53,820 Outside. 196 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,720 What happened? 197 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,180 He said he was fine, but he barely even looked at me. 198 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,980 Well, give him some time. He'll come around. 199 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:06,820 I'll keep an eye on him. You were right. You were so right, okay? 200 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:10,120 Everybody should get trophies. Kids shouldn't feel bad about themselves. 201 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:13,400 In fact, they should only give trophies to the kids who lose. The winners don't 202 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:13,999 need a prize. 203 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,280 They're already going to get to date the girls who develop early. 204 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:22,820 Well, then, you know, next week when he gets another armful of trophies, I'm 205 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:23,920 sure you'll make him feel proud. 206 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:35,960 How's it feel? 207 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:39,070 How do you think it feels? I heard my kid's feelings. He thinks I'm 208 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:40,390 in him. It feels terrible. 209 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,170 No, I meant the couch. 210 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:49,390 I mean, isn't it comfy? What? 211 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:51,430 The new couch. I picked it out. 212 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:55,390 I mean, Kim didn't even go with me. She didn't even tell me what to look for. 213 00:12:55,750 --> 00:13:01,790 I was going to go with corduroy, but... You know what? Just sit back and enjoy 214 00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:02,790 it. 215 00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:04,630 I can't believe what I did. 216 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:08,390 It's like my son got a trophy, and I said it was garbage. 217 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,090 It's like something my father would have said coming out of my mouth. 218 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:15,610 Well, sometimes we imitate the things our parents did. No, no, no, no. I hate 219 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:18,550 the way my dad pushed me. I make it a point not to be that kind of father. 220 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,530 Maybe it's a pattern in your subconscious. 221 00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:25,850 Sometimes in childhood, we're exposed to behavior that, you know, is imprinted 222 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:26,850 on our psyche. 223 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,110 Subconsciously, it becomes cyclical. 224 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:35,650 Look, Greg, we all know you went to college. 225 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:40,830 No, I just mean you're not the first person to have these problems. I mean, a 226 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:43,530 lot of people in these situations go to therapy. 227 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,390 Therapy? That is ridiculous. 228 00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:49,810 Therapy is for weak -minded people who like to blame other people for their 229 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:51,250 problems. Big deal. 230 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:55,890 I just had a dad that was always disappointed in me. 231 00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,250 And how did that make you feel? 232 00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:03,790 Like crap. 233 00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:05,890 Go on. 234 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,310 I can only remember him saying I love you to me one time. 235 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,650 And he was making fun of the way I said it to him. 236 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,190 Don't look in here. 237 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:21,990 What? 238 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,370 Don't look, I have a surprise. 239 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:28,110 Yeah, well, I have Sammy with me, so if this is anything like your Valentine's 240 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:31,090 Day surprise, you may want to throw a towel over your cool whip bikini. 241 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:35,250 Okay, now you can look. 242 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,150 What do you think? 243 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:43,550 What did you do? 244 00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:48,090 Well, I figured since you wanted the decor to reflect my taste, that I'd 245 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:49,670 put the living room the way I wanted it. 246 00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:51,030 Here, sit down. 247 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,150 Try it out. 248 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,230 Well? 249 00:14:58,930 --> 00:14:59,930 I don't know. 250 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:03,330 You don't know? It's great. I don't know why we ever had it the old way. 251 00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:06,090 I mean, everyone has the couch facing that way. 252 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,470 I just wanted to try something different. 253 00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:09,970 Something's not right. 254 00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:11,290 What? 255 00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:15,090 What's not right? 256 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,330 I don't know. 257 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,970 What's not to know? It's great. 258 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,590 Hey, guys. 259 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,030 Hey, where's Dominic? He's out back playing. 260 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,980 I think he might still be a little bit upset with me. 261 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,800 What's going on with the furniture? 262 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,320 I changed it. Doesn't it look a lot better like this? 263 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:43,860 I don't know. 264 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,300 I mean, what's the no? Come here, sit down. 265 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:54,640 You gotta look at it. I mean, you can see the fireplace. We can see out the 266 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,920 window. I mean, what's there to see over here? 267 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,320 Yeah, let's see what you found. 268 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:08,070 This should be better, but something's not right. 269 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,410 What's not right? 270 00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:22,990 What's to know? I mean, it's great. We're going to keep it like this. 271 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,210 No, we're not. 272 00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:25,390 Yes, we are. 273 00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:26,930 Greg, nobody likes it this way. 274 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,370 Yeah, but you don't know why. 275 00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:29,730 Greg, we're moving it back. 276 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:32,350 No, you said you wanted it to reflect my taste. 277 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,030 Yeah, well, your taste sucks. 278 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:41,900 remember why i never let you make decisions they're all bad you said you 279 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:46,960 couch i just said it to be nice look at it it's boring you know what i'm putting 280 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,040 the old couch back and i'm moving the rest of the furniture back the way it 281 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,620 well fine fine from now on we'll do everything the way you want it if you 282 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,960 me i'll be out on the sun porch 283 00:16:54,960 --> 00:17:01,960 we 284 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,960 have a sun porch 285 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,200 Have fun out there. 286 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,480 That's all that matters. 287 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,180 Man, he won't even look at me. 288 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,460 Maybe he's just focusing on the race. 289 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:20,839 Oh, yeah, you're right. Hey, maybe he is. Hey, hey, good job, Dominic. Don't 290 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,220 me distract you, okay? 291 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,240 Just focus, Dave, focus. 292 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,819 Not that focusing matters. 293 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:27,220 It's all about your effort. 294 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:29,100 We're having fun. 295 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,380 Daddy loves you. 296 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:35,360 Come on, Jimmy, let's not go overboard, all right? You made a mistake. You don't 297 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,780 have to make up for it all in the first week. 298 00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:39,950 Christine, I'm just showing my son that his father loves him. 299 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,470 You can't spoil somebody with too much love. 300 00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:44,850 What's in the bag? 301 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:47,110 PlayStation 2. 302 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,370 Take your mark. 303 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:52,510 Get set. 304 00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:54,570 Ronald, give me your cum. 305 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:08,150 You're not losing! You're not losing! 306 00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,710 Go! Beat him! Beat him! Beat him! 307 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:12,030 If you want to! 308 00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:20,210 Hey, how'd it go? 309 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,970 I got third in the hurdle. 310 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:23,290 Wow, that's terrific. 311 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,230 What, only three kids in the race? 312 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,630 No, there were lots of kids in the race. 313 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,550 Yeah, but Dominic here just tore up the track. 314 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,210 Wow, you're turning me into quite a little athlete. 315 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,250 Yeah, I practiced every day at recess so I'd get better. 316 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,490 What? I've been practicing. 317 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:39,930 After school, too. 318 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,870 You were right, Dad. Those trophies were garbage. I wanted a real one. 319 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:46,530 Really? 320 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:48,830 Really? 321 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,550 You wanted a real one? 322 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:54,250 Isn't that interesting? 323 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:57,010 Don't you think that's kind of interesting, Christine? 324 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,930 Just so you know, Dominic, we would have been proud of you no matter what 325 00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:05,060 happened. Yeah, I know, but I'll keep working hard. Maybe next time I'll win. 326 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,260 Yeah, maybe you will. 327 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,860 Maybe you will. 328 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,740 Wow, that's kind of crazy, huh? 329 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:22,960 Well, he was motivated to work harder, he tried harder, he did his best, and 330 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,960 now he feels great about himself. 331 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,680 Wow, isn't that interesting? 332 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:31,470 All right, Jimmy, maybe they shouldn't give trophies to everybody. 333 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,370 You're damn right they shouldn't. You should earn them. 334 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:38,050 I can't believe you guys have me doubting myself and you with your 335 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:40,330 cyclical expialidocious. 336 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:45,650 Hey, this doesn't prove anything. You're still trying to motivate your son by 337 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,650 pointing out his failures. 338 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:49,910 I mean, what makes you so sure you're different than your father? You know 339 00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:53,530 the difference is? Okay, my son finished third today, and I showed him how much 340 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,450 I love him and how proud I was of him. 341 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:57,250 Okay, now, if I had finished third... 342 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,580 My dad would tell me, oh, hey, third place. Hey, you know what that makes 343 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,200 Second fastest loser. 344 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,940 Yeah, third place is for losers. Next time, get out there and win. 345 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 Uh, Jimmy? 346 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,860 No, Dominic! 347 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,860 Dominic, that wasn't me. That was my dad. 348 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,240 We gotta hang a bell on that kid. 349 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,079 What do you got there? 350 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,780 Well, I can't have the couch that I wanted, and I can't have the furniture 351 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:35,300 way that I wanted, so I wanted at least one thing in this living room that I 352 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,300 picked out. 353 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,500 What do you think? 354 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,680 It's all right. 355 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:40,880 I like it. 356 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,160 Where do you put it? 357 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,840 I don't know. 358 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,600 How about right here? 359 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,340 I don't know. 360 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,460 What's not to know? Bernie Schwartz.