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What's all that?

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Sammy has a play date.

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With who, the Duke of York?

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No, Sammy's friend, Julia.

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The tea's for me and her mom, Jessica.
It's no big deal.

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Did you etch roses into the little
butters?

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All right, I'm excited.

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I met Jessica at Sammy's school the
other day. She seems really smart and

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And we're the same age. We have a lot in
common. I think we could be good

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friends.

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Oh, good. She came early. Greg, you'll
get a chance to meet her. Great.

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Hello.

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Come on in. Thank you.

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Oh, Julia, there's your buddy, Sammy.

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And this is my nanny, Sylvia.

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Oh, hello.

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Oh, I'm so glad we got to do this. I've
got a lot of great things planned today.

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We're going to have some fun.

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Oh, that's really great.

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I'll see you at four.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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You're leaving?

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Oh, yeah. I've got a lot of stuff to do.

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Sylvia, if you need to reach me, I'll be
on my cell.

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Have fun.

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Pretty butter.

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Hey,

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so how was your play date?

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I got ditched.

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What? Jessica left right after you did
this morning and stuck me with Sylvia,

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her elderly nanny.

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That seems awkward.

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Tell me about it.

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Haven't held a fake smile that long
since your cousin Russ was telling us

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his newfound relationship with the Lord.

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Can't believe it.

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Why does she even need a nanny anyway?
I'll never understand women like that.

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She's got one child and no job.

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Well, that's L .A. for you, you know.
What happened to raising your own kids?

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And what's with all the...

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Beach balls at Dodger games.

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What? I thought we were doing things we
don't like about L .A.

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So no more play dates with Julia, huh?
No, she's coming over tomorrow.

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The kids got along so great, I couldn't
punish Sammy.

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So I guess I'll be stuck with the nanny
again.

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You're stuck with her?

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Imagine how she feels.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, think about it. The poor thing
gets... Left at a strange house with a

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different mom every play date.

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I'm sure she was more uncomfortable than
you were.

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You're right.

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Oh, she's probably a really nice lady.
It's not her fault Jessica dumped her

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here.

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Tomorrow I'm going to talk to her.

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You spent four hours with her and you
never talked to her.

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Yeah.

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We spoke a little bit.

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She asked me if I wanted a piece of hard
candy.

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I said, yes, thank you.

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Then she reached deep into her purse and
pulled out something covered in lint.

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Ew. What'd you do?

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I politely popped it into my mouth.

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Took me ten minutes before I realized I
was sucking on a button.

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Hey,

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Christine. Yeah.

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What barks, begs, and wags its tail?

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I told you, we're only doing that on
your birthday.

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I got something for Dominic. Remember
how we always wanted a dog?

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Jimmy, Greg is not going to let us have
a dog. He's still mad from when you peed

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on the lawn.

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It's okay.

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Because I got him.

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A mechno dog.

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Check it out, man. It's awesome. You can
play with it. You can feed it. You can

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teach it new tricks. It's just like a
real dog.

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Hi, Dad. Hey, Dominic. I got you
something.

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Cool. A mechno dog.

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Yeah. What should I call it?

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Well, you can call it anything you want,
you know. I was actually...

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hoping that you might want to call it
Charlie. You know, I had a dog named

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Charlie when I was your age, and he was
just the best, so, you know, you could

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call him Charlie.

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How about Spider -Man?

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Uh, yeah, Spider -Man's good.

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Uh, or Charlie.

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Or both.

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Spider -Man Charlie?

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Yeah, you're right, that sounds stupid.
Let's call him Charlie.

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Kids are having a blast out back.

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Here you go, Sylvia.

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Thought you might like some tea and
cookies.

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Well, aren't you sweet?

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Not like Jessica.

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Really?

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Jessica's a little difficult, is she?

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Oh, I shouldn't say anything.

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Please don't tell her. I can't afford to
lose this job.

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I lost all my money in the crash.

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Oh, stock market?

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But... Well, don't worry. You can tell
me anything. I would never repeat

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anything to Jessica.

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Well... The other night.

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She came home. I had finished the
laundry. I had made brownies. Julia was

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asleep. But is that good enough for her?
No, she still yelled at me. She yells

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at you? And spits.

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She spits on you?

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Not on purpose. She spits when she
talks.

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It's funny. Most of what she says goes
over my head, but her spit goes right in

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my eye.

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Have you ever tried to talk to her about
the way she treats you? Oh, no, no. I'd

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never say anything.

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At my age, I'm lucky to have a job.

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But you're a person.

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You deserve to be treated with respect.

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If Jessica wants everything to be
perfect, maybe she should do some things

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herself, you know?

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It wouldn't kill her every once in a
while to drop her Prada bag and pick up

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child.

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I really don't think we should gossip
anymore about Jessica.

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I'll just say she has fake boobs and
that'll be it.

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Oh, I think she's back.

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That's funny.

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I didn't hear her broom or the
screeching of her flying monkeys.

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Hello. Hi, Kim.

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I hope the kids had a nice time together
again.

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Yeah, they got along great. Good.

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Sylvia?

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Why aren't you ready to go? I told you
that I would be back at three.

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I'm sorry. I'm just getting Julia's toys
together.

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Sylvia, that's not Julia's.

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Are you sure?

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Julia has a teddy bear.

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Every child has a teddy bear.

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Look, just go get Julia, okay? And I'll
take care of this.

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I didn't know she had to be ready to go
at three.

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Yeah, well, that's my mistake. I should
have told you instead of her.

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Everything I say goes in one ear and out
the other.

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Maybe if you said it a little nicer.

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Excuse me?

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any of my business, but it just seems
like Sylvia tries very hard and you

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really appreciate that.

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Look, you don't know what you're talking
about.

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Really?

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Because I think I do.

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I know that if Sylvia were my nanny, I
would treat her with respect so she

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wasn't constantly worried she was going
to get yelled at.

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Oh, she told you I yell at her, huh?

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Wow. You guys really bonded.

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Let's just say I speak her language.

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It's a magic language filled with words
like please and thank you.

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Ooh. Okay.

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Sylvia, please stop talking about me
behind my back. Unless you have another

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lined up that I don't know about.

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Thank you.

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Sylvia, put Julia down.

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What? Here.

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Come here. Here.

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Here you go. Here. Here.

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Sylvia's staying with me.

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What? You deserve to be treated better.

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You mean you're actually going to hire
her? I'm going to ask. her one person to

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another. Sylvia, would you like to work
for me? Yes, please.

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Fine. I hope you two will be very happy
together.

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Oh, we will. Because I'll treat her a
lot nicer than you did. You can lead a

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disrespectful, self -important snob.

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Bye -bye, sweetie pie. We'll see you at
school.

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You hired a nanny? Yeah.

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I wasn't really planning on it. It just
sort of happened.

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Well, since when do we need a nanny?

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We don't really need one.

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Then what are you doing? Don't we have
enough people that we don't need hanging

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around this house?

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I felt bad for her. She was miserable.

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And don't worry. I'll find plenty of
stuff for her to do.

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Trust me, it'll make all our lives
easier.

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Don't touch the phone. I'll get it. It's
my job now.

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Hello?

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Do you have a friend in Brazil?

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No. Oh, what a curious mystery.

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Yes, we'll accept the charges.

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I'll get that.

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Larry? Sammy. Sammy? Hang up with
Brazil. Hang up with Brazil.

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Hey.

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Hey, Dominic. Hey, there's my Charlie.

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Hey, how you guys getting along?

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Great. He even knows my voice.

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Don't you, boys?

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cool. You got yourself your own little
lassie there. What else does he do?

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He can fetch. Watch this.

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Charlie, fetch.

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I wouldn't fall down

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any wells if I were you.

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Hi, Kim.

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Hi, Sylvia.

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Where's Sammy?

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Oh, he's been sleeping like an angel
ever since you left.

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You let him nap for six hours?

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Yes. Oh, he woke up a couple of times,
but I rubbed his back and he went to

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sleep again.

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Sylvia, he'll be up all night now.

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I'm sorry.

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He just looks so cute sleeping.

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Don't worry about it. I need to start
dinner.

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Oh, no, no, no, no. You relax.

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I'll make dinner.

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Oh. Okay, great.

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I should wake Sammy anyway. There's some
leftover chicken you can heat up.

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Uh -oh.

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What? Oh, I ate it for lunch.

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The rest of it I accidentally dropped
into a bucket of floor cleaner.

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It might still be good. It smells like
lemon.

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I could try some, and if it doesn't kill
me, then you can eat it.

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No, no, no, no, it's okay. I'm pregnant.
My doctor told me I should stay away

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from caffeine and household poisons.

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Hi, Christine.

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Hey, Sylvia.

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Um, you know, I just noticed that Kim
left this dirty laundry out in the guest

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house.

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So, um, I guess she wants you to wash,
dry, and fold it, and then, you know,

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it back in the guest house.

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Okay, I better do it right away, or Kim
will yell at me again.

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Kim yells at you?

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Look, I shouldn't gossip about Kim.

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I'll just mention I suspect she had
Botox and leave it at that.

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Well, what is she mad about?

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Who knows?

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I put Sammy down for his nap.

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I cleaned the floor.

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I even made brownies. But is that good
enough for her? No.

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You made brownies?

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Yeah.

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They're fresh in the oven. Oh, wow.
Thank you.

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cat's getting it on?

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With what, a deli slicer?

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Oh, no.

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I forgot about the dog.

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He was barking, so I put him out last
night.

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I don't know if they got him doused by
the sprinklers.

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Hey, there's Charlie.

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What's wrong with him?

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Well, uh, sweetie, he got a little wet.
I think he might be broken.

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Oh.

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Look, it's okay. We'll just get a new
one. I don't want another one. I want

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real Charles.

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You know what? We'll leave him out here
in the sun and maybe he'll be fine.

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How did he get outside in the first
place?

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I think the more important question is
who wants a big giant lollipop?

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Hi, Sylvia. Sorry I'm late.

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the old fruits and vegetables in the
garbage disposal?

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The garbage disposal is on this side of
the thing.

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Oh.

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Well, this is really going to stink in a
couple of days.

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Where's Sammy? It's past his bedtime.

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I already did that.

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Really? Don't worry. He's out like a
light.

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Probably wants another Coke.

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You gave him a Coke?

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He didn't like the Mountain Dew.

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Sylvia, you can't give him stuff with
caffeine in it. God, he'll be up all...

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Did

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you have a little trouble vacuuming
today?

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I was trying to get a spider off the
grapes.

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Really, kid? Just use a tissue to kill
it.

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I didn't want to leave a smudge.

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Look, just take Sammy upstairs and put
him in his bed. I'll be up in a second.

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Hey, Sylvia, how's it going?

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I can't talk now, Mr. Warner.

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Busy, busy.

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Well, I guess it must be nice having a
second set of hands around, huh?

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What the hell is she trying to do?

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Kill a spider.

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Did she get it?

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She is the worst, Greg.

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I can't trust her to do anything.

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I swear, I'm never leaving Sammy alone
with her again.

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Oh, come on. Look, Kim, if she's that
bad, then fire her. We never needed a

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nanny in the first place.

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I can't fire her.

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Why not?

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I just can't.

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She needs the money and she needs the
activity. This is all...

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Kim, this isn't personal. This is
business. She is an employee. If she's

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working out, then let her go.

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Well, if you think it's so easy to go in
there and fire her, then why don't you

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do it? I will.

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I'm a businessman. I do this sort of
thing every day.

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People don't mind being fired as long as
they're treated with honesty and

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respect. You just have to never look
them in the eye because then you remind

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that they're actually a person.

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Sylvia, can I get a word with you?

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Yes.

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You see, me and Kim never had a nanny
before, and...

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Up until the other day, we never really
thought we needed one, but you were

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here, and we were in a situation
where... What are you

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doing? You spilled on yourself.

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Did I?

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Oh, you're just like my son.

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All grown up, and you still need a bib.

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You remind me of him, you know? Right.

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Smart, handsome.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, I'm sorry. You were in the middle of
something?

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No, it was just... I was just... I was
just... Don't work so hard.

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I looked in her eyes. Damn it! I looked
in her eyes!

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Come on, Charlie, you can do it. Fetch!

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Hey, Dominic.

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How's Charlie?

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Charlie doesn't look so good.

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I know, but I'm hoping him get better.

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Honey, I don't think you should be
playing with a toy that's electronic

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not working right.

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You know, I mean, you could get shocked.

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Yeah, remember when I used a fork to pop
the toaster up?

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And for three seconds, I literally was
unable to Lego my Echo.

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Dominic, honey, I think it's time to
take his batteries out.

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No, you can't. That'll kill him.

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Oh, but isn't that better than making
him suffer?

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You know, don't you think it's best that
we give Charlie a place where he can go

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and be happy and peaceful?

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Part of growing up means that you've got
to be brave enough to let something go.

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Goodbye, boy.

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Come on.

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Charlie? Oh, Charlie.

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You in there, buddy?

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You in there?

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You still got some

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fight in you, don't you, buddy?

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Hey, Kim.

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Having a rough day?

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God, I have this nanny who is driving me
crazy. She can't cook, she can't clean.

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I can't even trust her alone with my
son.

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Not Sylvia.

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Yes, Sylvia. You know her?

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Oh, you poor thing.

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I had Sylvia three months ago. She was
awful.

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But I felt so bad for the poor old
woman, I couldn't bring myself to fire

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Oh, my God, me too. How did you get rid
of her? Please, I'll pay you. Tell me

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how you got rid of her.

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I passed her off on Ellie, and then
Ellie tricked Ann Marie into taking her.

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And somehow, Ann Marie passed her off on
Rosemary, who I think dumped her on

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Tina.

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Last I heard, she was with Jessica.

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You.

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I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

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I had to do something, though.

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I mean, she was awful.

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You ponder off on me?

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You were the only mother in class who
hadn't had her yet.

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Wow, that is just sick.

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How could you just pass this woman off
onto an innocent, unsuspecting person?

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It's cowardly and wrong.

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What's the matter with you people? You
should be ashamed of yourself.

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And these are some of the other moms.

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I'm sure they can probably tell you more
about the school than I can.

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Ladies, this is Yvonne and her son
Jacob.

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They just moved here.

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You're new. in town we should set up a
play date