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Is Greg's mom here yet? Not yet.

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Jimmy, where are your pants?

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They're right here.

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Remember when I accidentally put my
pants in the dryer with the Tootsie Roll

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the pocket and they smelled like
chocolate for a week?

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Yeah. Well, they stopped smelling.

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So, how long is Greg's mother going to
be in town? Four days.

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It should go by pretty quickly.

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That is, if God answers my prayers and
makes the earth spin faster.

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Come on, I thought you liked her.

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I do. It's just that all she ever does
with me is make small talk.

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She tells me about an article she just
read, or she constantly talks about the

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weather and traffic.

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And if she could give me the sports
scores, I could throw out my AM radio.

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I think I heard them.

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The garage door is closing.

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Well, time to dust off the head tilt,
frozen smile, and interested eyebrow

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Really?

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Wait a minute. That's exactly what you
did to me this morning when I was

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you about my physics class.

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Really?

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Hello. Hey, where's your mom?

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Oh, she's still getting some stuff in
the car.

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Yeah, it's a lot of luggage.

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I thought she was only staying four
days. You said she was only staying four

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days.

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My father's with her.

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I thought he wasn't coming. Well, as it
turns out, she didn't want to leave him.

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She was afraid that he wouldn't remember
to take his blood pressure medicine.

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She was going to set a timer to remind
him, but then she was worried that he

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wouldn't know how to turn it off. Then
she was going to have a neighbor come

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Okay, enough. I get it. Are you sure?
Because that was my entire ride from the

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airport.

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That and my mother's performance of
Greg, there's a truck up ahead, which

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little something like this.

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Greg, there's a truck up ahead.

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Greg, there's a truck.

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Greg, honey, do you see the truck?

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Because if you can't see him, he can't
see you. Greg, there's a truck up ahead.

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Wow, there's a lot of trucks on the
freeways out here.

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Hi, Kim.

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Hey, Kim. Hi.

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Hi, guys.

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Hey, Christine.

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Hey, Tom, Natalie.

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Can't.

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So do you guys want a Coke or something?
Oh, boy, I could use a little

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something. Oh, don't give it to him.

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He doesn't need any caffeine.

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It'll just keep him up.

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As a matter of fact, he should probably
go lie down for a little bit.

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You're tired from the trip.

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I don't feel tired. Trust me.

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You are going to be tired.

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Oh, well, maybe you're right.

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See you after my nap, everybody.

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Dad, I'll help you get these bags up to
the roof.

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So, Kim, how are you?

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Oh, pretty good. You?

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No complaints?

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The weather's good here?

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No traffic coming in from the airport?

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Did some reading on the plane?

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I read an article about Belgium.

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Did you know that they put mayonnaise on
their French fries instead of ketchup?

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Really?

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Go fee.

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Now, it's my turn, so give me all the
twos you have in your hand.

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Oh, good.

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That's a queen.

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Okay, but look, I'm going to take it.

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I don't need it, but I'm going to take
it.

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Boy,

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this is a pretty good rummy hand.

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A real good rummy hand.

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Okay, let's play rummy.

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Does anybody want some ice cream? Oh,
boy, I could use a little. Yes, what

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you got?

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Yeah, turn it, Tom. You don't need any
ice cream.

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Don't give him any. He had a cookie on
the plane.

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Mom, if he wants some ice cream... No,
no, no, no, no, no, no. That's okay,

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Greg. She's right. I shouldn't ruin my
dinner, although... Do you think that

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little spoonful of ice cream would...

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I guess it would.

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You know, it's starting to get so humid
back home.

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Really?

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You know, it's not really the heat that
gets you. It's the... Humidity, I know.

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That and the mosquitoes. Oh, the
mosquitoes.

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Don't get me started.

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Try not to.

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Hey, do you think my mother bosses my
father around too much?

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I guess she's a little rough on him.

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You know, maybe that's what happens when
you've been married so long.

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I mean, if you look at us, as my
grandpappy used to say, we're coming

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done been.

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Well, I know where grandpappy hasn't
done been.

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English class.

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No, I'm just saying, it's not like we
get to do whatever we want. You know, we

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let our wives make all kinds of
decisions just to avoid a fight. My mom

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him around like he's a dog.

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I mean, he used to fight back every once
in a while when I was a kid, but now he

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doesn't do anything at all.

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Poor guy.

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Guess he just gave up.

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I'm going out.

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Where are you going?

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Well, I told your mother I was going to
the store, but if you really need me,

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I'll be in the backyard hiding behind a
bush.

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Maybe you should spring him.

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What? Your father.

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Why don't you maybe get him out of here
for a little while? Give him a little

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break from your mother.

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I don't know. Oh, come on, man. If
things were this bad for you, wouldn't

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want Sammy to step in and rescue you for
a while?

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Give you a little vacation?

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Greg, would you mind if I took Sammy to
the park for a little bit? No, that

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would be great. A little bonding time
with his grandma and grandpa.

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Actually, Tom is going to stay here.

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It's just too hard for me to keep an eye
on both of them.

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Dad, what are you going to do here at
the house?

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I was going to pick some of those
oranges off that tree you got in the

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there. Now, if he needs to get up on a
stepladder to reach them, be sure you

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hold on to his leg.

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I know how to climb a ladder.

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In college, I was a volunteer fireman.

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Of course you were, sweetie.

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Greg, keep an eye on him.

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Hey, listen, Dad.

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How would you like to go on a vacation?

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I am on vacation.

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No, I mean like a real vacation. Just me
and you. We could start a tradition.

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I mean, this year we could go to, I
don't know, Las Vegas or something. And

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year we could go to the Super Bowl or
the Final Four. Anything you want. You

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know, start like a real father -son
tradition.

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Nah.

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Well, why?

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Well, your mother wouldn't like it. Oh,
she'd be fine with it. I don't think so.

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Well, I'm going to talk to her, okay?
Wouldn't you want to go to Vegas?

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Yeah. I'd like to see what that Vegas is
all about, but... Well, I don't know.

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If she says okay, all right, I'll go.
Oh, man, you're going to love it. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I'm coming too, right?

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Yeah, I guess. I mean, $1 .99 buffets,
it's cheaper for me to feed you there

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than here.

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Mom, hold on a second.

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What? Dad and I were thinking about
starting a tradition where we do

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special every year. Kind of like a
father -son thing.

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And I thought I'd start off by taking
him to Vegas this weekend.

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Oh, I don't think so.

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You can't just say no.

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Well, yes, I can.

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He's my husband. Well, yeah, but that
doesn't mean you can boss him around

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some child. I mean, he's a grown man. He
has rights.

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We have rights.

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Great. Sweetie, you don't know what
you're talking about.

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He's not going.

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And you be sure he washes off those
oranges before he eats any of them. I

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need him getting sick. We'll be back in
about an hour.

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Well, what'd she say?

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Jazz, pack your bags.

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We're going to Vegas.

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No, no one's home. I thought she was in
the other room, but then I realized

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someone had just left the weather
channel on.

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I'm going to get changed real quick and
go to the gym.

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Hello?

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Hi.

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Where's Greg?

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Well, I have no idea. He was here when
we left.

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Oh, look, here's the note.

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Oh my God.

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I can't believe this.

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They actually went to Las Vegas.

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What?

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Greg took Tom to Las Vegas. I can't
believe he did this. I told him not to

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I can't believe he left me here.

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Amazing. It actually feels like we're in
the Amazon.

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Except the only thing endangered here is
taste.

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Hey, I would tell you my idea for a
casino thing.

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Smokey and the Bandit.

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All the dealers would wear black hats
and red shirts, sleep in a Trans Am bed,

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call for room service on the CB.

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Then at night, you'd go down to the
Beaufort T. Justice Lounge.

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We're appearing on stage for your
enjoyment nightly.

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Little Anus himself, Mr. Paul Williams.

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Hey, where did my father go?

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Oh, there he is.

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Hey, Dad, what are you doing?

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You believe this?

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They got real monkeys here. Yeah, pretty
cool, huh?

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So here we are, huh? Las Vegas. Why
don't you go start having fun, and Jimmy

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I will check us in.

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Gotcha. Bye.

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Dad, what are you doing?

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Sorry,

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I don't know what to do.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I don't know where to go. I
usually follow your mother, and that way

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know I'm going the right way. Dad,
that's not going the right way. That's

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her way. There is no right way. Mom's
not here. Can you make some decisions on

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your own for once?

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Look, go have some fun. I don't know. Go
check out the casino.

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Gotcha.

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Dad, that's the wrong way. The casino
is.

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That way. That way.

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Your mother would have known that.

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You do know the phrase, all you can eat
isn't a dare, right?

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Hey, they take my money at those tables,
I get it back at these tables.

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Dad, is that your lunch?

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Yeah, why?

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It's all desserts.

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Yeah, I know.

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Well, you see, I was thinking about what
you were talking about, Greg, and

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you're right.

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I should live my life this weekend. Yes,
sir.

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And your mother never lets me have any
desserts.

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So that's all I'm having.

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Yeah, I got my pudding, my ice cream, my
pie.

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Are you sure you want... You know what?

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Enjoy yourself.

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I'm going to just mash these all
together and make one big dessert

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I think I just found the head chef from
my casino.

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Dad, this way.

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What's wrong?

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I don't feel so well.

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Me either.

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I ate enough food to make up for the
money I lost at Blackjack, but now I'm

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going to have to go get some Tums from
the gift shop.

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You know, I'm going to go to the gift
shop to rip you off.

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Then I'm going to have to go back and
eat more food to get in for the Tums.

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It's going to be a long day.

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You know, I think I ate too much sugar.

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Yeah, well, you'll feel better after you
walk around a little. Why don't we walk

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down the strip and check out some of the
new hotels?

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Yeah, yeah, or we can do a little people
watching. Yeah, that's what I love

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about Vegas. No matter how bad you feel
about yourself, you don't have to look

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too far to see some idiot who's worse
off than you.

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Well, most of them come out later.

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Look, I'll tell you what.

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I'm just going to go up to James'
clothes and maybe go out by the pool and

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lie there for a while.

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Do you have your key?

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Yeah, I got it.

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Oh, boy.

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I think I left it on the tray and threw
it away.

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I'll tell you what. You guys go ahead.
I'll just rummage through the trash.

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No, no.

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That's okay. Take mine. Now remember,
Jimmy and I are going to meet you right

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here at 4. We're going to gamble a
little, get something to eat, and I've

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all of us tickets to Cirque du Soleil.
Oh, sounds great.

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Dad, you're having a good time, right?
Definitely.

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Definitely, yes.

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Dad.

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Huh? The room's back.

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Gotcha.

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You might as well be navigating his way
through the actual Amazon.

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How's it going, Natalie?

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Well, she's been talking about yarn.

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And for the past half hour, I've been
trying to move an ashtray across the

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with my mind.

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Look, Kim, you know what? She's probably
just uncomfortable, you know? I mean,

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you're her daughter -in -law. She
doesn't know what to say to you, that's

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But here she comes. I'm going to help
you out.

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I believe I'll have a snack.

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Crackers, maybe. I love crackers.

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Saltines are my favorite.

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Kim, what's your favorite? I don't know,
wrists, I guess.

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Um, hey, Natalie, Kim and I were just
talking about, you know, interesting

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things that have happened to us, and we
were just, you know, wondering, what's

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the most exciting thing that's ever
happened to you?

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Oh. I don't know.

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Well, come on. I mean, there must be
something.

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You know, I mean, when I say the words
exciting and you, what comes to mind?

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Well, I feel a little funny telling you
girls this.

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Oh, come on, you can tell us.

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I kissed Ringo Starr.

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Shut up.

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That's so cool.

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Yeah, why wouldn't you want to tell us
that?

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It must have been so amazing to grow up
during that whole Beatles frenzy and

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all. Oh, no, no, this was just last
year.

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I met him at a bar at an airport Hilton.
And, well, it was just one of those

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things. We started talking.

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Tom was upstairs in bed.

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I'd had a few whiskey sours.

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I know this must just sound terrible.
Oh, well, yeah.

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It was only one kiss.

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And you have to understand, Tom and I
have trouble in bed.

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Sometimes Tom... Hey!

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You don't have to explain.

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Well, but I do. I do. I've been wanting
to get this off my chest for months.

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You see, it's not that Tom is really
incapable in that. It's just that, uh...

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Well, he's... He's a very selfish lover.

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Well, you know, I think Logan needs a
bath. You're not going in...

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I don't believe this. Square easy. I
told him 4 o 'clock.

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Here he comes.

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Hi,

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guys. Dad, what happened? Oh, I, uh, I
got a little burnt. I fell asleep out by

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the pool.

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Didn't you use sunscreen?

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Uh, no. See, your mother always reminds
me about that sunscreen stuff.

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Are you in a lot of pain?

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Tremendous pain.

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Thanks for asking.

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I almost feel like I'm on fire.

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Are you going to be all right to go to
dinner and surf the soleil? No, I don't

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think so. I think I'm just going to go
up to the room and maybe soak in a cold

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bath and cry.

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Dad, I wanted you to have fun this
weekend. You've done nothing but... You

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something? It's okay.

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Why don't you go on up to the room and I
hope you feel better. All right, great.

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Oh, get another room, Pete.

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You lost my key, too. No, no, no, no,
no. I know exactly where your key is.

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in my wallet.

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Where's your wallet? No idea.

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Hey, you know what? Why don't you take
my key, and I'll just go to the front

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desk and tell them I lost mine. I'll get
a new one.

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They don't charge you for lost keys.
Yeah.

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That should make me even for the
tongues.

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Okay, great. Thanks, guys.

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Dad. Huh?

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You're going the wrong way again. Oh.

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I've told you over a hundred times, the
room is that way.

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Okay, now listen up. You go through that
archway, take a right, take the first

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door on the left, and the elevators are
right there. Okay, yeah.

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What's going on there?

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He's unbelievable.

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Absolutely unbelievable.

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Greg, it's not his fault. This place is
huge.

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I got lost a few times myself.

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Yeah, I know, Jimmy. It's a huge place
with huge signs that say casino that

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rooms that way, elevators that way.

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I swear it would literally be easier for
us to have our children with us here in

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Vegas than my father.

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Come on, he's not that bad. Don't
exaggerate. Don't exaggerate? Are you

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me? I mean, at least with children, you
don't expect anything from them. You can

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just strap them in a stroller and know
that they're safe.

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Relax, he'll be fine.

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He's made it this far without you. I'm
sure he's okay.

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Why don't you just take it easy on the
poor guy? He's your father.

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Right. You're getting worked up over
nothing.

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I swear, it's just sometimes it's like
he doesn't even think. You know what I

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mean? You constantly have to keep an eye
on him.

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It's not like he's a complete idiot.

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Trust me, if he didn't always have
someone telling him what to do, God

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sure.

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And let me tell you another thing,
honey.

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Size does matter.

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Is it a crime to say it?

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Natalie. Sammy.

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The pretty nanny's just talking about
basketball, okay?

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Thank God they're back.

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Hey.

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Where's Greg?

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Oh, he's coming.

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Dad, come on. Get in here. And don't
walk on the grass. You're going to get

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shoes wet.

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You take care of it. I don't know how
you do it. I do not know how you do it.

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You're a saint, Mom.

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An absolute saint.

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Tom, what happened?

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I was attacked by monkeys.

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Well, I could have told you that was
going to happen.