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Man, you've been studying for a while.

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Yeah, I got finals in a few days.

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Oh, I remember finals.

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You remember any of the answers?

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I remember studying in the library.

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There was one professor who took a
particular interest in me.

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He would stand behind my chair and help
me study.

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He was probably just trying to look down
your shirt.

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For your information, he had a bad back.
He had to lean over.

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And some days it was so bad he would lie
on the floor.

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Days you wore a skirt.

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Oh, my God, I'm calling the college.

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Yeah, we were behind in the fourth, but
Tony got this really huge... Honey, I

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think your ass is smoking.

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Thanks, baby. You're not too bad
yourself.

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Why don't you get cleaned up? I'll meet
you in the get -out.

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Christine? What is this?

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Okay, forget you saw that and you don't
have to get cleaned up first.

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Christine, I can't believe you're
smoking again.

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No, I started again last week. I think
with all the pressures of finals and

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trying to take care of the kids, I just
wanted to, I don't know, die sooner.

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You know you have to quit. I know.

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Well, are you going to try to patch
again?

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No, no, I don't like having those things
around the house. Remember when Dominic

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skimmed his knee and thought they were
band -aids?

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He was running around the house like a
rat on crack.

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I'm gonna have to go cold turkey.

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Oh.

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What, you don't think I can do it?

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Uh, no, it's just that, you know, last
time you quit cold turkey, uh, you were

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little mean.

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That's ridiculous. I'm always mean.

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You threw the microwave at me.

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Well, if I remember right, you had it
coming.

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I asked... how your day was going.

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And then you knew.

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I know you're trying to quit smoking,
but is it really good for you to be

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chewing all that gum?

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What did she say?

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She suggested that you go love yourself.

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Well, everyone, I don't want you to get
too excited, but there's a chance I may

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soon be executive director of business
affairs.

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I thought that's what you were already.

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Oh, he's the manager of business
affairs. No, I'm not. I'm the executive

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of business affairs.

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I got that promotion over a year ago.
Oh, that's right. That's when you got

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own bathroom. That was so great for you.

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Greg had a hard time using public
bathrooms. Kim, I'm over that.

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I now hover.

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So, uh, this is a promotion.

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Yeah, I mean, if I get it, it's still
between me and this other guy, Stewart.

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When it comes to cost analysis and
future projections, he's a regular John

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Maynard Keynes.

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He was the father of modern economic
theory.

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Him good with adding machines.

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Wow, this guy Stewart sounds like a
bigger nerd than you.

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He is.

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So, what are you going to do to make
sure you get the promotion?

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Same thing I've always done. Work hard,
do a good job.

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Well, yeah, that's gotten you to here,
but now you've got to do something

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going to, you know, put you over the
edge.

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You've got to schmooze.

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I don't schmooze.

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Oh, come on, man. Everybody schmoozes.
Not me. I'm not kissing butt to get this

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job. I am not talking about kissing
butt. I'm just talking about romancing

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little.

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I just don't want to be one of those
guys that sucks up to his boss to get

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ahead. But you don't mind going to
church.

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What do you think prayer is?

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Just sucking up to the big boss.

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It's like, hallelujah!

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Trust me, he knows you don't want to be
there.

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Well, if you know so much about this,
why don't you write a book about how to

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become successful and then read it?

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All I'm trying to say is you've got to
do whatever it takes to get ahead.

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I try to spend time with my boss every
chance I get. Why do you think I play on

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the company's softball team every
Saturday?

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To get ahead of watching the kids?

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To have an excuse to drink beer at 10 a
.m.? To relive your high school glory

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days and prop up your fragile ego?

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Sometimes, maybe, and put that big wad
of gum back in your mouth.

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Hey, you all came.

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Of course we came. It's the playoff.
Sorry we're late.

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Oh, no problem. The game's running a
little late. The caterer couldn't get

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omelet cart working.

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I love Hollywood.

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Greg insisted on parking all the way out
past the outfield fence.

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Yeah, well, last time I was at one of
these games, some moron broke my

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windshield with a foul ball.

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I had to go to his house like 20 times
to demand that he pay for it. Greg, he

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was 12.

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He paid you back as soon as he got his
bar mitzvah money.

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Okay, baby, have a good game. Remember,
we're going to be in the stands rooting

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for you, all right?

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So, uh, who are all these guys?

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Oh, they're from all over the studio.
Uh, we got a couple of the other

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guards. We got some cameramen. We got
some executives.

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Executives? How come no one asked me to
play?

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Greg, do I really have to toss a ball in
your direction and watch you scurry out

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of the way, or can we not have this
conversation?

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They got the omelet cart working. You
ready to go, Jimmy? Oh, you bet,

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Oh, you better hurry. They're running
out of goat cheese.

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Oh, hey, Greg. Hey, Mr. Savitsky.

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Coming out to support the team? Yes,
sir.

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Good boy.

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Go get some eggs if you want.

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My God, Jimmy, that's my boss.

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Georgie's your boss?

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He's everyone's boss. He runs the whole
studio.

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Yeah, well, go on. Here's your chance.
Go lay a little lip on him. I don't work

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like that, Jimmy. Oh, come on. It's not
that hard. Watch.

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Hey, Phil!

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That's my boss.

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Looking good, man. Hey, you lose a
couple LBs? Yeah, man.

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Looking trim.

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Seriously.

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Hey, I saw your wife in the stands.

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Oh, my God. She is hot.

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You must be great in the sack to get
with a girl like that, huh?

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See? That is how you conduct business.

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Stupid ketchup packets. They're like
little grenades.

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I've been thinking about your promotion.

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It wouldn't kill you to go over and have
a conversation with your boss.

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Kim, I'm not going to kiss butt.

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Listen, Greg, I've been real patient so
far, but I need a new dishwasher.

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I'm not asking you to tickle his ass
with a feather. Just go talk to him.

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Fine.

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Go get him, Jimmy.

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Jimmy! Yeah?

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Hey, what's the score? I want to go talk
to Mr.

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Savitsky, and I want him to think that
I've been paying attention.

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It's tied in the last inning, and
there's two outs.

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Come on, Jimmy, you're up!

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Go get it, buddy!

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God damn it, get it!

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Gee, Greg, we're just trying to get a
hit here, not cure cancer. Yes, we are,

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sir. Yes, we are. So anyway...

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Yes, it did, sir. Yes, it did.

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That was amazing.

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You won the game, Dad.

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Yeah, great shot, baby.

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Well, I did it for you, you know. I
figured if I could win the game, you

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win your fight against cigarettes.

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Thanks, Jimmy. I just stopped thinking
about them.

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Fortunately, you didn't break my
windshield, which is good, because now

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drive, I'll have a clear view of that
big dent in the hood.

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There he is. There's the hero of the
game.

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Thanks, Georgie. This is my wife,
Christine.

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That's your sister, Kim. And, of course,
you know my brother -in -law, Greg.

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I didn't know Greg was your brother -in
-law. Oh, yeah. He helped me get the job

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at the studio.

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I live at his house, too.

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Wow. What are you, his sugar daddy?

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Well, we do feed him a lot of sugar.

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Well, feed him whatever it takes to keep
hitting home runs.

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Nice meeting you, ladies.

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And Jimmy, great team.

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I love this.

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Georgie, I'll see you at work, Greg.

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Take it easy.

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Okay, well, I'll take it wherever I can
get it, sir.

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That's just a saying.

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Because I only get it from my wife. And
sometimes not even there.

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If you know what I mean, sir.

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There goes my dishwasher.

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What's this?

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Leftover Monday.

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You know, uh, Tim, I should have called
you from work. I had, uh, half a

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meatloaf, some cold Kung Pao, two hard
-boiled eggs, and some applesauce for

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lunch.

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Hey, Greg.

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You remember the food we didn't like on
Tuesday?

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It's back.

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Well, no leftovers tonight. I'm taking
everyone out for dinner.

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You are?

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Because you were looking at the new
executive director of business affairs.

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That's great!

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Congratulations!

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Oh, I'm so proud of you!

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Yeah, it was amazing.

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I was sitting in my office this morning
going over some production reports, and

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Mr. Savitsky comes in. I mean, he's
never been down to my office before, so

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heart's pounding. Wait a minute, I'm
getting ahead of myself.

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Earlier in the day, I had heard some
rumors.

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Yeah, you know who would love to hear
this story?

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The waiter at the Outback Steakhouse.

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I'll get Sam ready. Come on, kid.

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Hey, uh, congratulations, man. Yeah,
thanks.

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Yeah, so I guess the old, uh, huge
swings paid off.

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What's that?

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You know, the home run I hit.

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Yeah,

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what are you talking about?

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Well, don't you think it's kind of a
coincidence that I hit a home run to win

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the big game for the company team and
the next day you get a promotion?

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Wow, when you put it like that, I guess
I never realized just how big of an

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idiot you are.

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I mean, one has nothing to do with the
other. I got that promotion because I

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deserve it. Yeah, but didn't you say the
other guy deserved it, too?

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Everybody ready?

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Jimmy thinks I only got the promotion
because he hit that home run yesterday.

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I didn't say it's the only reason. I
just think it might have helped put you,

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you know, over the top.

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Hmm. Never thought about that. Because
there's nothing to think about. Nothing,

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okay? I got that promotion because I
deserve it. End of story.

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I mean, it's crazy to think that Jimmy
hitting that home run had anything to do

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with me getting that promotion.

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Huh.

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I never thought about that.

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Because there's nothing to think about.
Stop thinking about it. Thinking about

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what? Your daddy got Uncle Greg a
promotion.

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Cool. Would you stop telling him that?
You're going to poison the kid's mind.

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I don't see what the big deal is. Jimmy,
it's not a big deal. It's just not

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true. I don't know. Maybe you should ask
your boss about it. Well, fine. Maybe I

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will. It's just going to make you look
like an idiot.

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Or maybe you're going to look like an
idiot. No, maybe you're going to look

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an idiot. No, maybe you're going to look
like an idiot. No, maybe you're going

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to look like an idiot. No, maybe you're
going to look like an idiot. Will you

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shut up? You both look like idiots.

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You hear that? She said you look like an
idiot. No, she said you look like an

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idiot.

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What is wrong with you?

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Home run.

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You know, like... Like, the head of a
public corporation is going to be

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out promotions because somebody hit a
home run. It's laughable. Yeah,

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It's hilarious.

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Can we go to sleep?

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I just don't want Jimmy walking around
thinking he had anything to do with me

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getting that promotion.

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Why? What's the big deal?

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You know it's not true. Why don't you
just thank him, let him think what he

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wants? Kim, so what?

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So he can think that this is how the
world works?

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So he can continue to live in my guest
house and wait for his numbers to hit?

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It's like the world's one big lucky
scratcher to him.

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I don't want him thinking that I need
his dumb luck. What do you care what he

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thinks? You own a big house, have a
great job, and share your bed every

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with, if I may say so, a bit of a
hottie.

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You've got it good.

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That's because I've worked hard. It's
not because I'm lucky.

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Well, it's about the house and the job,
maybe.

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What are you saying?

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That in certain areas, you've had your
share of luck.

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What are you talking about? What areas?

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Greg. When I first met you, you were on
your way to Glee Club wearing a T -shirt

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that looked like a tuxedo.

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If I hadn't needed a ride across campus
that day, God knows who you would have

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ended up with. No, I think I would have
been just fine. If you remember

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correctly, there was a bit of a
competition for me.

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From whom?

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Terry. She was with me when I gave you
that ride. She loved me. You totally

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stole me away from her.

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That was a girl?

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Yes, and a very attractive one. She was
just dressed down that day.

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Wait a second. Wasn't she chewing
tobacco?

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She was from the South.

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So I've succeeded in finding incidental
cuts in the budget that hold down costs

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without sacrificing anything in key
areas.

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In fact, if you wanted to give me a
nickname, you could call me the

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Because I'm able to...

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Strangle every dime out of a production
budget.

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Anyway, that's my report.

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Well, thank you, Mr. Warner.

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And if it's all right, I think we'll
just stick to calling you Greg.

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Um, uh, Mr. Sofitsky, could I speak with
you a second, please? Look, if it's

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about that joke, don't sweat it.

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But for future reference, Joe's brother
actually was strangled.

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But you know it.

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Well,

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actually, I just wanted to say thanks
again for the promotion.

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No problem. You deserved it, kid.

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Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk
about.

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Mr. Savitsky, did I get this promotion
because I'm a hard worker or, you know,

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was it something else aside from work?
You know, something more personal.

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Are you coming on to me?

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Oh,

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of course not. Are you saying I'm not
attractive?

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No, no, no.

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I'm not saying that either, sir. Of
course you are. You're a handsome man.

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Hey, easy, Warner. I'm just yanking your
chain.

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Look, you got promoted because you work
hard.

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Your record is exemplary, and you're
very good at what you do.

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Well, thank you, sir.

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Frankly, I don't know how you'd do it.

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If I had to sit in your office all day
crunching numbers, I'd hang myself.

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But you, you have a knack for mind
-numbing work.

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Wow.

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I appreciate it, sir. It's just I only
bring it up because my crazy brother -in

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-law has got this idea that he had
something to do with me getting that

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promotion. You mean Jimmy, the guy who
hit the home run?

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Yeah, he thinks the fact that he hit
that home run was the reason I got the

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promotion, which is ridiculous because
you yourself said it was because of my

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work record.

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Of course it was.

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Thank you. That's all I need to know.

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Thought it was a close call between you
and Stewart.

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But in the end, I decided you were the
guy for the job.

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Thank you, sir.

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When did I decide that?

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Was it after the home run?

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Huh. Well, I don't want you to rack your
brain about it.

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No, no, you bring up a good question.
You got me thinking.

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Well, don't think on account of me, sir.

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It was after the home run.

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On my way home.

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I was feeling good about the game and I
thought, well, maybe I'll ask around

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about Greg Warner one more time.

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Huh.

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I guess you did get the job because of
your brother -in -law.

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What do you know?

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I guess you owe him a drink.

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Hey.

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Hey. I did it. Passed my final.

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Two A's and a B.

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Congratulations, honey. That's
unbelievable.

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Thank you. Oh, I'm so proud of you.
Thanks. And you're still not smoking?

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no. I haven't had a craving in days.

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Man, it's so good not to have to depend
on something to make you feel better,

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you know?

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Man, I could use a drink.

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Oh, hello.

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Hey, how was your first day at your new
job? Good.

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So?

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What?

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Did you talk to your boss or not?

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What about?

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Your promotion. Did you ask him why you
got the promotion?

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Yes.

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And?

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Well, what do you think he said, Jimmy?
He said he gave it to me because of my

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hard work and qualifications.

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Oh.

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Okay, well, then I owe you an apology.

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No, that's not necessary.

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Let's just forget about this whole
thing.

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Christine's going to be mad at me.

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Why? Well, after you and I were arguing
the other night, she started yelling at

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me for trying to take credit for you
getting the promotion.

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She told me to just, you know, say
congratulations.

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She's like, what difference does it make
what he thinks? You know, the point is,

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you got the promotion.

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Well, Christine's right. You got a smart
woman there. She's a keeper.

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I guess it just felt good being you for
a change.

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What? You know, being the one who helps,
not the one who gets the help all the

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time.

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Now,

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You've been so good to me and my family.

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You know, you've given us money, given
us a place to live.

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I get the thought of actually being able
to help you out for a change. It just

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meant so much to me. I just kind of lost
my head.

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I'm sorry.

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Hey, listen.

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We all make mistakes, I forgive you.

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I talked to your boss.

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Come again?

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I talked to your boss, you evil little
weasel.

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I know the entire reason you got the
promotion is because of my home run.

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is wrong with you? You went to
Savitsky's office?

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No, he came to my office.

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Nobody leaves that lot without me
raising that little gate.

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All right, all right, so now you know.

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Why would you lie?

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Because I didn't want to owe you
anything.

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What? You owe me. I don't owe you.

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I mean, that's the way this whole thing
works. You live in my house. You eat my

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food. I don't want you to think with one
crack of the bat that the score is

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even. Or God forbid, I owe you.

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Greg, you're the only one keeping score.

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I never once thought about how you'd owe
me for doing this. I was just happy to

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be able to help you out. That's what
matters most.

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You know?

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Not to credit.

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You're right.

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I'm glad we had this little talk.

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You're welcome!

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So that's our snapshot of the quarterly
projections, and I hope you noticed the

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costs were almost 6 % below last year.

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So if you're still looking to give me a
nickname, you might want to call me the

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Penny Squeezer.

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Listen,

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Mike's wife, Penny, was killed by a boa
constrictor.

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Again, there's no way you could have
known.