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And it's really coming down out there.

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Guess I won't be mowing the lawn today.

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Yeah.

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Guess I won't be cleaning out the
gutters either.

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Man, you can't do anything on a day like
this.

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That makes you want to move to Seattle.

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We could put those new handles on the
kitchen cabinets like the women asked us

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to. Yeah, but, you know, with all the
moisture in the air, the wood gets kind

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soft, and it's really difficult to get a
screw to hold.

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How'd that sound?

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I think they'll buy it.

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Oh, it's okay, Sam.

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Hey.

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Don't be scared, okay?

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That's what happens when the angels are
bowling and one of them gets a strike.

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Okay? Hey, but the good news is, when
that happens, every little boy gets a

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cookie. All right?

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So go tell Dominic to get you one. And
get one for your Uncle Jimmy, too, okay?

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I can't believe that. Well, that's not
really true about the angels, Greg.

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I mean, I could tell him what really
makes thunder, but I'd have to look it

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I'm not talking about that. I'm talking
about the way Sammy just ran past me to

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you. He was scared.

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Exactly. I'm his father. Why'd he run
into you?

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I don't know. He was running pretty
fast. Maybe he was just looking for a

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spot to land.

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Come on, if he runs into you, he could
chip a tooth on one of your hip bones.

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Tim, you won't believe what Sam just
did.

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I'm hoping he changed the cabinet
handles and someone has clearly stapled

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ass to the couch.

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Sammy came running in here, afraid from
the thunder, and he runs right to Jimmy.

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Oh, no. Where is he? Is he still upset?

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No, he's not upset.

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He's fine. I'm the one that's upset.

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Oh, that's right. I forgot you were
afraid of thunder.

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I'm not afraid of thunder.

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During the day.

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It's sad because Sam goes to Jimmy for
comfort instead of me. Oh, come on. It's

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not that big of a deal. Maybe Jimmy was
just closer.

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Jimmy was over there. I'm standing right
here, Kim.

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You ought to see, Sam ran in and dodged
me like I was a piece of broccoli and

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Jimmy was made of chocolate.

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Look, Greg, I mean, to be fair, I mean,
my body is probably five to ten percent

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chocolate.

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I mean, the rest is pretty much...

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Water.

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Nougat.

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Maybe he just didn't see you. Your shirt
kind of blends in with the couch.

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Oh, please.

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The kid can spot a Cheerio under the
fridge 20 feet away. I think he can

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definitely see his dad on the couch.

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Greg, I think you're overreacting. He's
a little kid. He doesn't know what

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he's...

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Don't even.

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Man, there are some really good movies
out.

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Hey, do you think the kids are old
enough to go to the movies?

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I don't know. I guess they could
probably sit through it, but how would

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there? Like a bus or something?

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I'm serious.

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We should take them. Sammy's never been.

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What do you think, Greg? Is Sammy ready
for his first movie? I guess. Just make

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sure Jimmy goes with him in case he gets
scared.

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Well, you know, make sure that Greg
comes along, too, so he can, I don't

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pay.

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You just love this, don't you, being the
big protector of the house. Hey, well,

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look at it this way, okay? If anything
happens to me, you'll be the big

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protector of the house.

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Of course, you'll probably have to
wrestle Christine for it.

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And you don't want none of this.

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I just can't believe he ran to you
instead of me. I'm his father. I mean,

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should feel safe around me.

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Kim, when you were growing up, you felt
safe around your father, didn't you?

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Well, yeah, but that's because I was so
scared of him, I figured everything else

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was, too.

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He's always stomping around the house,
grunting and yelling.

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And when you're a little kid, you're not
afraid of monsters in your closet when

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you got one chasing you down the
hallway, screaming at you for changing

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thermostat.

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I'm not going to start yelling at my son
just to make him feel safe around me.

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I'm proud of the fact that I don't do
stuff like that.

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I'm a reasonable, sensitive father.

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And that's great, okay, but sometimes
you've got to be an authority figure

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okay? You need to do things to show
Sammy that you're the man of the house.

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Oh, oh, honey, you spilled on yourself.
Let me get that out before it stains.

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Oh, thanks.

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Oh, honey, take it easy. I don't want to
trade a stain for a bruise.

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If you could just eat without spilling
everything all over. Okay, all right,

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Pete, this is what I'm talking about.

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All right, if I'm Sammy and I'm watching
this, I don't see you as my father. I

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see you as my sloppy older brother.

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Sammy does not see Greg as his older
brother.

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I don't know, Kim. Think about it. He
only knows what he sees.

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Okay, Sammy.

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So the baby cub went walking through the
forest looking for Father Bear.

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See?

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There are my two favorite boys.

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You know what time it is, don't you?

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It's time for the devil monster.

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Gotcha. Oh, gotcha. I know. Mommy's
gotcha.

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I wonder who's next.

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I don't know.

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I know.

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think this is gonna come out stop it
stop cleaning me i'm not your baby cub

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the father bear sam did you hear that
i'm the father bear jimmy's right

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i need to start showing sammy that i'm
the man of the house that means that i

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can't have you treating me like a little
kid kim fine am i allowed to bring you

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your fruit salad or would you rather go
out and kill it yourself i am the man of

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the house you may bring me my fruit
salad

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No, no, no, that's Sammy. I took the
strawberries out of yours.

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Daddy's allergic to strawberries just
like you're allergic to peanuts.

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Would you stop comparing me to Sam?
We're different. We're completely

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He's a little boy. I'm a full -grown
man.

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Greg, Kim can stop treating you like a
kid, but it's up to you to make him see

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you as a man.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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What should I do?

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What would Fred McMurray do?

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If I could smoke a pipe.

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Please, you need your inhaler. It's a
barbecue chicken.

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You just need to let him see you doing
manly things. Like what?

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Oh, no.

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Why don't you... Hey, why don't you come
play touch football with me and the

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guys tomorrow, okay? That way he'll see
you, you know, throw a few blocks, catch

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a few passes, problem solved.

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Yeah, that might be a good idea. You
know, back in the day, I was the man on

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field hockey team.

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Isn't field hockey a woman's sport?

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Yeah, that's what I meant. I was the man
on the team.

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Boys, what's up? Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Bill.
Hey, Greg, what are you doing here? Did

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you come to be a cheerleader?

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No, I didn't come to be a cheerleader. I
came to play football. Just because I'm

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a small guy doesn't mean I don't like
sports.

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Hey, relax.

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I didn't know you were so touchy about
it. I mean, Jimmy told us you went to

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college on a cheerleading scholarship.

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What? Sorry, it's just sometimes when
we're drinking, everybody has funny

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stories to tell, so I make stuff up.

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Hey, Dot, what's up, man? This is my
brother -in -law, Greg. Hey, nice to

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you.

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Billy, toss me the ball.

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Hey, you didn't tell me we were playing
with girls. How am I supposed to look

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like a man when I'm playing against a
girl?

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We have to invite her.

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Oscar's in love with her, and that's the
only way he gets to touch her.

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Cut it out.

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We're not even playing yet.

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Let's play! Hold on, I just need a
second.

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All right, Sammy, Daddy's going to play
football now because Daddy's a man, just

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like all those other men out there.

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Yeah, except for that tiny woman who's
probably going to be covering you.

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She's not going to be covering me.
They're probably going to get a big guy

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cover me.

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And for some crazy reason, she is
covering me. She's not a regular woman.

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She's a tough woman.

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Hey, guys, look, this is Greg's first
time here, so just go easy on him, all

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right? All right, guys. All right, look,
do this for me, and I will buy beers

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after the game, okay? Wait a second.

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Beers for us or beers for you?

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Fine. Beers for you. All right.

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Okay, guys, I'm ready. Okay, you guys
get the football first.

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Hey, make sure Sammy's watching, Kim.

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52! 43!

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Get your hands out of there. I'm not
even the center.

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Oops. Sorry.

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52!

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43!

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99! 73!

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Sammy, did you see Daddy?

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Kim, did Sammy see me? I just scored a
touchdown.

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Oh, no, he just did the cutest little
dance.

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Well, did you at least get it on tape?

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Yeah, yeah, you can watch it later at
home. He was so cute. No, Kim, my

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touchdown.

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Oh, no, I didn't get that.

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Here, here, go do it again. Do it again.

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Take it easy on him. What, are you
kidding me?

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Fine.

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Let's play some football.

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Good hustle.

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I know what you're doing.

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Make sure Sammy's watching.

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Okay, I won't let him look away.

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Okay, Sammy, what Daddy's going to do
right now is call rushing the

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What I'm going to do is... I'm okay.

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It's okay.

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Keep watching, Sammy.

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Daddy's about to bring the pain.

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Hi, Sammy.

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How you doing, buddy?

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Daddy's just resting.

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Oh!

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Hey, you all right?

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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.

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I'm getting up, I'm getting up. Ah, no
hurry. Billy kicked a ball up into a

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and it got stuck. No one wants to climb
up there and get it.

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I'll get it. What?

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I'll climb up to the tree and get it. Do
you hear that, Sammy? You hear that,

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Sammy? Your daddy's going to climb the
tree everyone else is too scared to. No

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one said we're scared to. We just don't
think it's worth climbing all the way to

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the top of a tree for a $10 football.

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Okay. You hear that, Sam?

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They're rationalizing. They're all
scared. Your daddy's the only one brave

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enough to do it.

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Sammy, you watching?

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You watching?

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Wow, look at him go. He's like a
squirrel.

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Oh, yeah.

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He's a good climber.

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Yeah, he probably had a lot of practice
when he was climbing to the top of them

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human pyramids when he was a
cheerleader.

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Watch your daddy, Sammy.

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Yes, I got it.

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Here comes your hero.

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Firemen seem nice. Oh, yeah. Really
nice.

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Good guys.

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Dominic really liked the fire truck.

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Yeah. Shiny.

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Sammy really enjoyed it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. And the sky is blue. And how about

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those Dodgers? And, oh, hey, I'm a big
wuss for getting stuck in a tree.

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want to chit -chat about that?

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Craig, stop it. One of the firemen said
it happens all the time.

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Two pussycats, Kim. He said...

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I never heard him say the word cats.

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It's not a big deal.

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I love who you are.

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You're responsible, you're trustworthy,
and you always put safety first.

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Great, I'm a Girl Scout. Want to buy
some Thin Mint?

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Hey, Kim, if we're going to take all the
kids to the movies, we better start

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getting them ready. Plus, I've got to
get snacks and fill the thermos with

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orange juice.

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Well, I'll just bring some juice boxes.

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How the hell am I going to get vodka in
a juice box?

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Greg, it's not a big deal. Stop beating
yourself up.

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Why not? I'm so weak, it doesn't even
hurt when I do it.

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Look, Greg, it's not your fault that you
are who you are, man. You didn't have

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the benefit of being raised by a tough
man.

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But that wasn't my dad's fault. His
father was like that, too.

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I think your family has a wuss gene.

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What? A wuss gene. It's been passed down
from generation to generation.

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Well, you're probably right.

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I bet you way back when there was a
Wussy Warner caveman.

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All the other cavemen were dragging
women back home by their hair.

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I bet your mind was trying to impress
one with his fossil collection.

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Listen, if I were you, you know, I'd do
something about it before it spreads to

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Sammy. I think Sammy's a little young to
start worrying about that. Oh, really?

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You've already passed some of it along.

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I have not.

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Please, I could take out your whole
family with a strawberry and a peanut.

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Face it, man.

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It's up to you to break the chain.

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Well, I'm working against thousands of
years of evolution here. I mean, how am

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supposed to break that chain? I don't
know. It's a wood chain. How strong can

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be?

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You

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know,

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I thought this was going to be boring,
but you know what? I'm actually having a

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really good time.

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I mean, look at all these cute kids.

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They're just all so cute.

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Just be like, cute.

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How much of that thermos have you had?

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Oh, they wouldn't let me bring that in.
I had to try to get the parking lot.

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Hi, cutie.

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Just sit that sweet piece of Jimmy right
down here next to mamacita.

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Hey.

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Thermos kicking in? Yeah.

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what it was like when we used to go to
the movies when we were kids.

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It's all coming back.

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Hey, what should we do for dinner after
this?

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I'm thinking soup.

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The place next door, they got some great
soup.

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You should have seen what Bob brought
into the office today.

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His dog.

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You believe that?

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What kind of a jerk?

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Brings his dog into the office.

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I

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thought

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for sure he was going to get axed.

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You know, it reminds me, Bob and his
wife want to get together next week.

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I told him Saturday was all right.
Excuse me, would you please not talk

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the movie?

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Sure don't.

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You know, the problem with having those
guys over for dinner is that Bob's wife

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chews her food so loud it drives me
absolutely nuts.

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I'm going to say something.

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No, I'll handle this.

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And she bites her fork.

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It's like she's sharpening her teeth or
something.

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Hey,

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sit down, buddy. My wife can't see.

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Oh, yeah, well, my kid can't hear.

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I said sit down.

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You shut up and maybe I'll sit down.

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Way to go, buddy.

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Greg, what are you doing?

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Breaking the chain, Kim. Breaking the
chain.

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Ah, Greg, why don't you take a seat? I
think you proved your point. Jimmy, it

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stops here.

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I'm breaking the chain.

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Well, if you don't sit down, I think...

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He's going to break your chain.

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How about this?

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How about you sit down? I'll be quiet.

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We talk about this in the lobby after
the movie.

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Fine with me.

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All right, come on. I don't see him
anywhere.

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Okay, Sammy.

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Your daddy's not hiding.

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He's just walking with the posse.

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I don't see him. Maybe he chickened out.

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I doubt.

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Yeah, maybe.

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What if he's waiting for me outside?

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Okay, we'll go get the car. If he's in
the parking lot, we'll pull around the

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front and you can jump in. Christine.

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You know, honey, I know this is going to
sound a little strange with you hiding

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behind me, but, um...

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I'm really proud of the way you handled
this.

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There you are.

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Frank.

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Frank, you're hurting my shoulder.

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Look, can we just talk about this maybe
like... Can we get a manager over here?

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It's okay, buddy.

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It's okay.

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I just didn't want you to eat that.
You're allergic to peanuts, remember?

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These can make you really, really sick.

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Is he okay?

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Yeah, I got to him before he put it in
his mouth.

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I can't believe you punched that guy.

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Well, Kim, I had to.

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Yeah, I know, but it was like you didn't
even think about it. Well?

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Tammy's life was in danger and you
sprang into action.

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You're a hero.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, well.

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I guess I kind of am.

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You want to know something? It felt
good.

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It felt damn good.

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I don't care who you are, you know, man
or peanut. You've messed with a member

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of the Warner family.

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You're either going to get thunder or
you're going to get lightning. And

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you me, you don't want to get caught up
in this rain.

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Greg, he's starting to get up.

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Okay, run.

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Come on, Timmy. Run like Daddy.

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Poor dad.

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He's such a wuss.

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I wish there was something I could do to
make him feel better.

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Hey, I could pick up that peanut candy
bar and act like I'm going to eat it.

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Hello? Hello? I'm holding a lethal
weapon here. Hello?

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There you go.

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There you go.

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Now you can feel like a man, you big
dummy.

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Uh -oh.

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The big guy is getting up.

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Excuse me, excuse me.